#Edward would cry about this

[hyunpic]

#hyunjin #skz #ENOUGHHHHH I NEED TO B MORPHING INTO HIM LIKE AN IMAGE TO ANOTHER #actually i would be so happy to become like an armpit hair of his that he gets rid off with laser i think that’d be nice as well .. #i will settle for anything to be close to him woahh hh hhh #fantaken #im crying… the droplet of sweat dropping from his chin after all of his hard work… i will rescue u like u are last drop of water on earth #like idc i will never be thirsty once i get it in my mouth #hi im insane #if u zoom in u can see his chest glimmering too like edward in the sun im about to give up #feeling so hot and bothered right now i won’t even be lying to u #hyunjin call meeeeeeeee drop ur location asap pls

[larphis]

More delusional queer thoughts:

Guys remember that David Jenkins basically teased “When Doves Cry” as Ed and Stede’s reunion song?

And the fact that the song playing in the teaser was “The Beautiful Ones”

Okay, so David also said that the usage of purple in season 1 was supposed to show Edward’s feelings for Stede becoming stronger and him blossoming around him.

Now both of the songs above are obviously from Prince’s album Purple Rain.

So what if (this is where I get delusional again) this season really ends with them getting married or at least proposing and the song Purple Rain starts playing in the background?!!! 😭

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd theory #ofmd observations #i think I would cry on the spot #give Ed the Prince themed wedding he deserves and let him wear that pretty dress that he wants #Edward teach #Stede Bonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd headcanon #i’m sorry I just can’t stop thinking about them #they make me so happy and sad at the same time #let them be happy please #david jenkins #praying to you

[saltpepperbeard]

Y’all have no idea how much I want to see Stede and Ed waking up in bed together. The relief of having another body next to theirs, filling a space which had once been cold and vacant. The calmness and warmth in one seeing the other so peaceful, so safe. The unbridled happiness in getting to share lazy snuggles and kisses, hiding away from the rest of the world for a while.

Because in that moment, there would only be their love. It would be them and the morning sun. And I need it.

#OFMD #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Revenge Rambles #Comes back from a friggin hurricane to cry LMAO #AS PER USUAL #PRIORITIES ARE...GAY #But no listen this is like one of the top things on my wishlist #I just really REALLY want to see them as tender as they can possibly be #DISGUSTINGLY tender #And I think a cute snuggling scene in bed would take the cake and then some #Because idk there's just something so intimate about falling asleep and waking up WITH another person #Like you're trusting them in your most vulnerable state #And so it would just speak so much on safety and warmth and security #AND I WANT THAT #I WANT THAT SO BAD FOR THEM

[cursed-coat-of-homosexuality]

💀 RIP to Stede's cunty cursed red coat Ed would have loved to fondle your fine fabric 💀

#i think he wouldn't have survived thst actually #his knees would buckle and he would just fall to the ground immediately #he'd be unconscious for three hours and when he came back the cost would be gone and he'd cry so much about it #they'd hold a funeral #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #our flag means death sesson 2 #ofmd stede #ofmd edward teach

[ihavenoideahowtodream]

There's a lot of things OFMD has done to change my brain chemistry. But honestly? The biggest thing?

I need to up my house coat game.

These men have gone through 3 luxurious dressing gowns. The gold silk "battle robe". The rich red "my bf dumped me :'(" robe. The velvety tasseled blue "morning after breakfast in bed" robe. Like can I be a seafaring pirate being gay and committing crimes? Committing arson in a billowy deep v shirt? Will my hair be as beautiful as Ed's, ever? No.

But I can invest in some nice house coats to wear as my cat stands on my chest blocking my view of watching Elmer Fudd homoerotically chase Bugs Bunny, neither of which would exist in the forms we know them as without the other.

Update: I bought a new house coat.

#ofmd stede bonnet #ofmd #stede bonnet x edward teach #ed x stede #ed teach #house coats #robes #technically i know i can be gay and do crime but not with their level of myth #i live in a surveillance state #my personal fbi agent spends their days correcting my spelling and hoping i dont watch the gay pirate show again #and yes i have a deep v that would look great in contrast to arson flames #but its not the same #i do the gay part about as well as ed does tho. the crying all night and then not doing anything about it when i get the chance? #covered

[crimson-phantom-designs]

I have a head cannon once they make up to an extent of Ed awkwardly walking up to Stede who's sitting on the floor in his empty library and extends a book to him without making eye contact. Stede has said nothing about the pain of Ed having destroyed his entire library, outside the ocassional caught sorrowed glances at the empty shelves. Ed knowing now Stead has no means to replace them, and even if he did, Ed knew Stede likely had spent his entire life collecting the massive amount that was his pride and joy, thus the gesture is Ed's way of apologizing.

Ed: "I thought you might like this... found it in a raid... its kinda busted up tho..."

Stede: *eyes glow with a small smile. The book is in Spanish he can't even read it with barely held together torn edges and water damaged pages but he warmly gestures to accept it like it's made of fragile gold leaf* "Oh Ed, thank you."

Ed: *head shies away with a knit brow* "You don't have to take it. I know it's nothing as nice as the books you had."

Stede: *ponders with a soft smile as he rolls his fingers over the cover, appreciating its mystique* "Sometimes the old things are the best things remember? They have value far greater than simple monetary cost... besides... I lived vicariously through those old books and had already read them many times... *stands up to put it on one of the dusty, empty shelves with a growing smile* This one is very special in fact because I didn't have this title and you gave it to me, which makes it more significant because it will be the first in a new collection."

#crying #honestly I could see the entire crew picking up random books for him because they all felt so bad about that #maybe even Izzy though it would be a book about proper sword fighting #stede bonnet #edward teach #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2

[oldmanffucker]

thinking about artist Archie and Frenchie both pulling random fluxus/grapefruit prompts and doing them together. Then it becoming a weekly Revenge artist exercise.

Fluxus (experimental art movement) and Grapefruit (book by Yoko Ono that embodied Fluxus) - basically ‘event scores’ or prompts for (often) performance art. They were often absurd, often ephemeral or esoteric or inevitable. Examples:

(tape piece iii and walking piece from Grapefruit by Yoko Ono George Brecht. Games and Puzzles (Name Kit) from Fluxkit. 1965, Fluxus Edition announced 1965 Page from Fluxus 1, containing ‘Flux Napkin’. 1964, Fluxus Edition announced 1966) (God I’m crying reading Grapefruit now. Being a pisces is hard work but someone’s gotta do it [PDF])

but anyway I can perfectly imagine Archie’s smile and laugh and body language while they do some of the sillier prompts, and Frenchie’s little smirk. It’s the smirk of pyramid scheme and authentic planks. The events that ask for silence, they do with permanent little smiles channeling the silliest and most earnest intentionality that you can’t NOT look at it and not be soppy about it.

Fluxus isn’t just prompts or events, it’s a whole movement. It’s about accessibility of art, it’s about making art constantly, it’s about being anti-art, it’s about subverting the capitalist ideas of art. But to me it’s a beautiful exercise in opening yourself to the vastness of art. Everything is and can be art, from the sound of silence to the crushing of stones to the using of a napkin to taking a walk with someone. It’s down to intention, it’s down to openness, It’s down to earnestness and curiosity. It’s down to being receptive and most importantly PLAYFULNESS. It’s about letting art be low stakes and letting art into every moment of your life. It’s about embodying art.

Plus, Izzy would love this bc that sub loves to follow a direction. Man is lost in subspace watching the stars and turning on and off his headlights and walking in someone else’s footsteps.

(If all of those examples sounded insane and esoteric, here are more links to Fluxus things. First publication (poetry! Music! Vehicles! John Cage! Yoko Ono! Nam June Paik!) ‘An Anthology of Chance Operations’, and archive of fluxus artbooks: fluxus 1, fluxkit, and flux year box 2)

Even more emotional thinking abt how in college, in his really intense performance art and physical exertion phase, Izzy loved Fluxus and the idea of art being that and following directions and experiencing something new from it.

Then he gets to know the crew eventually, And finds out they do this. And oh, he’s taken aback. Launched back to being 19, to grieving his sister and transitioning and experiencing lack of bodily autonomy and finding refuge in performance art. And fondness bubbles up so hot and acrid he has to step outside. After that he’s part of the weekly events. He and the crew relish the events that take the most time, like the walking piece. The crew is fascinated by his earnestness and tenacity when so often before they only saw perfection and persnicketiness.

[originally posted as a twt thread]

#then started crying again thinking about making my own fluxus art book #and then i was thinking maybe they'd do this monthly instead of weekly bc archie and frenche would want to make their own art books/boxes a #a la flux kit #i want them to have dinner with their napkins from the envelope #i want them to go outside and do the motor vehicle sundown (event) #i want them to do the walking piece #and i want frenchie to perform john cage pieces - famous fluxus artist who did 4' 33" the song of 4 mins 33 secs of silence #but he performed a piece on a prepared piano (classic john cage) #or any other various piece #they have everyone come up with their own prompts and thorughout the months #theyre chosen to be inclided in a dinner #i will be writing fanfiction of these such events #ofmd #text post #izzy hands #edward teach #stede bonnet #fic #ceramics au #fluxus #archie ofmd #frenchie ofmd #links #twt

[amidstthemists]

~Edward Scissorhands was meant to be a ballet~

“Edward Scissorhands is a contemporary dance adaptation of the 1990 American romance fantasy film Edward Scissorhands, created by Matthew Bourne, with music by Terry Davies. The piece debuted in London in 2005.”

#I would die to watch this #ballet #dance #contemporary dance #edward scissorhands #Tim Burton #it’s so sad because he could never properly hold her #doomed love #my heart #I’ll cry just thinking about it #blue aesthetic #tim burton aesthetic #tragic #sad love #stage adaptation

[stitch-me-not]

ET TU, DAVID???

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT A WEEK????????????

#our flag means death #our flag means death season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #screaming crying throwing up #i would die for izzy hands #stede why #i am in a state of shock #tricky ricky at it again #pls tell me all the pirates are going to team up and hunt him down #absolutely living for roach and fangs friendship #I HAVE TOO MANY FEELS ABOUT THESE EPS I NEED A HUG #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard

[f0lklobito]

Can't stop thinking about how these two scenes parallel each other. Here we have two older brothers, two great alchemists, desperately looking around themselves and trying to find someone, anyone that could help them because they're suddenly alone in the world. And the only thing they want then, the only thing that matters at all, is that their little brothers live. They both lose an arm – their right arm – to get their brothers back. Scar's brother gives it to Scar, so that he may live and continue his work, and sacrifices his life for him. Ed gives it away to Truth, as the price to get Al's soul back, at least – and we know he was also ready to lose more, as he says “Whether it be an arm or a leg, take it! But give him back! He's my only brother!”. And as I said, they're both desperate because even though they're not experiencing grief for the first time, losing their brothers would make them completely alone.

#when i first noticed it i wanted to SCREAM #older brothers would do anything for their little ones </3 #and to think about how ed lost his alchemy at the end #so al also becomes the one who continues his brother's work in a way. like scar #anyways i love how fma handles sibling relationships #this theme is very dear to me so i just cry every time i watch/read these scenes #but like. i could go on and on about how scar and al also parallel each other #al believes in alchemy because it's what ed used to keep him alive #and as he says not believing in alchemy would mean he does not believe in ed #scar hates alchemy because it took his brother's life (and his people's) #and this is also how he uses it at first. to destroy and take people's lives #until he understands his brother's purpose </3 #i love these characters </3 #fma #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #edward elric #ed elric #alphonse elric #elric brothers #scar

[cto10121]

Out of character.

“It’s not a trick. It’s Carlisle. Take me back!”

A shudder rippled through his wide shoulders, but his eyes were flat and emotionless. “No.”

“Jake, it’s okay—”

“No. Take yourself back, Bella.” His voice was a slap—I flinched as the sound of it struck me. His jaw clenched and unclenched.

[…]

“Bye, Bella,” he called back over his shoulder. “I hope you don’t die.”

[…]

I recoiled from him when he said that, but he only tightened his arms, refusing to let me escape.

[…]

Jacob freed one arm so that he could cup his big brown hand under my chin and make me look at him.

[…]

He released me, lifting his other hand to brush his fingertips along my cheek, trailing them down to my jaw.

[…]

He pressed his palm against my cheek, so that my face was trapped between his burning hands.

[…]

He took his hand from under my chin and reached over me to grab the receiver, but still held my face securely with his hand against my cheek. His dark eyes did not free mine.

#twilight meta #twilight clownery #twilight clown takes #jacob fan dumb #you lot made me do it #you fiends #i don’t dislike jacob per se #but his fans are the worst #even more so when they cry racism #jacob could have been ethnic white and literally nothing about his character or situation would be different #new moon #there are antis that dislike both jacob and edward for their alpha-maleness #that’s at least consistent #but don’t give me this ‘jacob was sweet and non-rapey in all of new moon!!1!!’ bs #i just don’t buy him as a love interest #he is a bro at best at BEST

[ladyluscinia]

Actually I've thought about it more and I think the idea that Izzy deliberately chooses to try and hurt Edward "as soon as he realizes he's healing" is functionally impossible. This level of malice would require Izzy to know and recognize in Ed what counts as healthy emotional behaviors after a heartbreak, and I don't think anyone - apologist or hater - actually believes he has the emotional intelligence for that.

Where would he have learned this? How would he know when to strike? Are you suggesting the toxic little repression gremlin does have Lucius levels of emotional understanding and merely chooses to use them for evil???

#our flag means death #also edward isn't displaying any healing behaviors to recognize but *if he was* #hysterically funny to imagine izzy would have any idea what those were in order to distinguish when 'healthy' begins #maybe when he starts eating the sweet food? no he's crying again. singing about feelings??? except the song is really sad #does crying become healthy when you cry with company or does the healing involve just less crying overall??? #a blind man who lands a hit was still shooting completely blind and i don't think you can credit his targeting ability as proof of evil #🤣🤣🤣 #izzy hands ofmd #ladyluscinia

[edsbacktattoo]

what’s the bet that the last shot of season 3 is going to somehow involve the red silk? i’m putting money on it. david jenkins is ruthless and evil and i know down to my very jellies that he’s going to wrench our hearts out by pulling some shit like that.

like. stede’s desk. the petrified orange bathed in sunlight. beside it, like it’s always belonged there, is that stupid piece of red silk.

anyway i’m going for a walk into the fucking sun anyone need anything

#our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbonnet #i’m going to. i’m going to scream #i don’t even want to think about the next few seasons because if i do i will genuinely cry #and i’m in public rn that would be embarrassing

[emojackolantern]

look if we're going full balls to the wall intentional historical inaccuracy, i'd like to see ed's original ship have been the adventure and have him rename the revenge by just tacking the words "queen anne's" onto the front

#we like to talk about his old ship being the anne but what if it wasnt? #continuing the trend of making petty alterations to stedes boat #what would they do to the unicorn i wonder? #actually regardless of the name im curious what happens to the unicorn #wait now im just so vested in the unicorn fuck #brb gonna go cry now #HES MISSING HIS HEAD #:(((( #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbeard #edward teach #the revenge

[ozymoron]

you ever make self inserts for the show your watching as you watch it and just imagine them in the scenes your watching

#i do this all the time lol #like what if i were in that scene what would i do #id probably be crying in the corner #i feel like if i were in gotham every single one of the characters would hate me #maybe not ed i mean i like puzzles and neat facts i feel like he could kinda tolerate me #and maybe oswald i feel like id get along with him #other than that they would all kick the shit out of me #its just fun to think about #gotham #edward nygma #the riddler #gotham tv #oswald cobblepot

[plexxaglass]

Stede and Ed doing the Dirty Dancing move.

That’s all.

#just think about it #think about how cute they would be #and cry #our flag means death #ofmd #edward x stede #stedeward #gentlebonnet #gentlebeard