#FAT FUCKING CHANCE!!!

[juniaships]

Disney when they find out i ship their mcu heroes with black women:

#except Loki his wife is White but thats bc im cool with Mia Wasikowska #but yeah Steve; Peter Parker (all three of them); Thor; and Sam are with Black Women #who knows I might pair Bucky and Bruce Banner with some too #AND WOLVERINE AND ANGEL AND SCOTT AND MAGNETO AND HANK AND NIGHTCRAWLER TOO AHAHAHAHAHA #EVEN JOHNNY STORM GOT A BLACK GIRLFRIEND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA #WE GONNA NIGGAFY THE MCU WHAT THE MOUSE GONNA DO BOUT IT? MAKE A SHITTY METAHUMOR MOVIE ABOUT ME? #FAT FUCKING CHANCE!!! #marvel x black!reader #mcu x black!reader #black self shipper #black ocs #yeah the characters are all Fanmade out my own mind >:}

[damieysn]

“you can’t ship twelveclara without shipping elevenclara” yes, i can. and i will.

“you can’t ship tenrose without shipping ninerose” yes, i can. and i will.

“you can’t ship twissy without shipping tensimm” yes, i can. and i will.

“you can’t ship spacewives without shipping elevenriver” yes, i can. and i will.

#doctor who #clara oswald #river song #spacewives #tenth doctor #thirteenth doctor #rose tyler #it’s the year of our lord 2023. let people enjoy what they want to enjoy and stop trying to dictate their lives #mind your own business #especially ninerose stans. these fellas are insufferable #bc they actively hate on tenrose then act like tenrose stans are obligated to praise their ship #fat fucking chance #don’t cry about it now that you are finally getting the same energy you constantly give us #also. elevenclara just sucks and elevenriver feels forced af #so i’m not into it whatsoever

[bookskittychad]

I love how dramatic fence is, I especially love how not even half of the drama has been unpacked yet lol. Like jesse and nick JUST met like its just so funny to me.

#Yall almost nothing has been addressed #Bc even tho this comic has been going on since like 2017? #WHICH IS ALMOST 6 YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK #technically #We're still at the beginning of the story most of issues 1-12 is literally build up #And the actual plot started from vol 4 like...... #I have so much respect to ppl who loved and followed this comic from the beginning #And to all the ppl who are still working on it #I feel like the story has such a long LONG way to go #And it would be good to actually see it take its time #A monthly release could have done wonders #Its all kinda sad #Bc realistically #Will this comic ever get completed? #Idk i sure hope it does but tbh fat chance #Fence comic

[boxwinebaddie]

NINNAAAA WHATS SPCD STAND FOR??

oh, it's not that exciting, it's actualy awful. i mentioned it towards the tail end of chapter five of rm. it's basically what cartman used to call kyle when they were growing up. a really cruel fucked up nickname.

the s.p.c.d,

or rather,

the south park city dump. :(

the sp boys used to be fucking horrible to kyle because cartman ruled their elementary/middle school. and when cartman and the boys saw kyle in the hallway they were like "what are you doing here, broflovski? trash day's tomorrow" or omg whenever he walked ANYWHERE they made the "Beep! Beep! Beep!" trash truck noises, but worst of all was that they used to dump out...Full Trashcans On Him. like spoiled milk, rotted food stuffs, glass bottles that werent put in recycling, crushed aluminum cans that cut his cheeks, all kinds of awful, foul smelling sludge...sigh. :/ ily so much baby jersey.

also, if you want to cry extra hard, i think that being covered in all that disgusting lunchroom trash, feeling it soak thru his shirt, stink down to the skin, pool around his shoes, get buried in his hair -- just feeling that dirty and disgusting and Unclean was one of the factors that made his ocd so severe and it's a large part as to why he takes scorching showers and rubs his skin raw bc especially if he smells something weird or its trash day, he gets triggered & has to SCRUB.

but anygays! you bet your ass that tiny lil stan was giving them ALL the business rippin around on his bike brandishing his hockey stick like a big sword, running them out of town and back to their mommas crying and screaming bloody murder all in that giant wayne gretsky *ravenstan vc* yersey...they were SCARED, lolllll!!!

which is a very interesting juxtaposition to sweet, gentle stan very lovingly picking all the food debris out of his kyles beautiful curly whirly hair before marching him over to the bathroom where while kyle showers, stan always sits on the toliet bc their running joke is that kyle might drown ( yes yersey also can't swim ) while stan listens to rock n colors his nails in w/ sharpie or stolen nail polish from shell.

and he's just like "dude, Fuck them, kyle! those fkn gilipollas are just mad because theyre all total perros and you're the most handsome guy in school, hands down." wHICH? AAA??? tbf stan does say shit like that all the time & Means It bc ravenstan has loved jers from the moment he Heard him but kyle thinks he's fuckin w/ him

bc haha!

very fun joke, stan! hit on the weird, overweight, clunky, awkward, nerdy loser boy to make him feel better about himself! great joke, bro!

bUT ITS NOT A JOKE, BESTIE!!!!

HE WANTS TO KISS YOU SO BAD!!!!!!!!

not them both bein secretly and painfully in love with each other but convinced that acting on their feelings would ruin their friendship/be unrequited and both of them being like "he is perfect, what would he want with a fuckin Loser like me?" :/ </3 WERE IN HELL!!!

regardless of thinking it was a joke, it totally made kyle blush, my rosecea king and stan was sooo nervous like oh my god, you are SO stupid, stanley marsh!!!!! guapo??? gUAPO BITCH??!!!! ARE U ACTUALLY INSANE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!

i love nervous ass tiny stan with his massive universe sized crush on kyle broflovski that he carries around in his black jansport backpack at all times...along with the weight of the world, ofc. we know this.

but anyways..off topic.

closing thoughts?

fuck you fartman.

-uncle nina, tiny but big baby jersey kyle defense club

( don't touch my sweet son!!! MY BABY!!!!! )

p.s. i'm sorry i just started making new sections without warning. i wanted a way to post about what the boys looked or acted like during different periods of their lives -- so like, satana ( which is what stans mom called him ) refers to the period of time before the fire and kyle's 'the s.p.c.d.' section also refers to that period of time.

it's cool you guys are so perceptive tho! i hope you like them <333 you're always welcome to ask me questions about them xx

#the spcd nickname always makes me want to cry #i love you baby jersey kyle he is my angel #the world was so cruel to him #just for being fat too like #everyone who has ever hurt jersey can go hell right after they meet with me and i beat the living shit out of them...til they Die #stan was mad over protective too and stan was weird but he had Clout from being pretty so he was like IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN ITS OVER #and then goes to lovingly tend to kyle like dude im so sorry you dont deserve this shit look im gonna tell their moms #and theyre gonna get so busted and have to pay you back for al your clothes...then we pretend to hit the gap and go to good will instead #and use the rest to buy tokens at the arcade or buy the new mario game and see who can finish a pizza faster its me btw #theyre in love ur honor like why didnt i give them a chance like they were...so married #ALSO AN ANON ASKED ME ABOUT BALLET KY #YES JERSEY TOOK BALLET it wasn't his idea it was an accident bc they were marking electives #and ballet was RIGHT next to basketball and then basketbal got full and sheila was like I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU SHOES UR GOING #and like at first it was really awkward but i think kyle actually really liked the structure of ballet and when u dance beautifully #what he found is that no one had anything to say about his weight just that his pirouette was perfect it was freeing #he dropped it during the kyley b era #but picked it up again in college and its kind of a form of self harm and he fucks up his feet very badly trying to be perfect #also hes like fuck all those people who laughed at me im perfect now im fucking perfect i have to show them i have to be the best #sigh...kyle kyle kyle...ill elaborate on that more in one of the ballet kyle asks but kyle loves ballet and going to preformances #ice skating and dainty refined stuff which is cute bc theyre very nosm like jers on ice skates and stan w the hockey stick during winter

[audhdnight]

I made a post about fatphobia and how being fat is not bad or automatically unhealthy, and about how food holds no moral value. Got this comment:

First of all, being “overweight” by bmi standards means nothing because bmi is bullshit. But also, the studies that claimed to show higher weight being a risk factor for disease have been debunked. There is no sound evidence to suggest that being fat will give you heart problems and diseases and kill you early.

Secondly, all food adds nutrients to your body. In different quantities yes, but that really doesn’t mean much. Obviously we eat to fuel our bodies, but we also eat for enjoyment. You are not required to eat only the most nutrient dense foods. I would also like to point out that calories are what add fat to the body, not whether your food has more or less nutrients, and that is not a bad thing either. Plus, it’s not like every fat person is just on an increasing weight train, a lot of us stay pretty much the same weight for years at a time, and fat people are allowed to gain weight too.

And third of all, idk what the rest of that last sentence was supposed to say because I blocked this person before they could comment more filth, but the “especially female bodies” bit shows their misogyny quite plainly. Big men are just big men, but big women are disgusting because women are supposed to be tiny and fragile and dainty and feminine (barf)

(Also, this is why I say food and heath have no moral value. A lot of the worst most violent fatphobes claim they’re “just looking out for your health” and while we all know that’s not true, they act as if being unhealthy is both a) a choice you made, and b) a moral failing. It’s okay to be unhealthy, whether that be because of your weight or a disability or an illness (both physical and mental). How well you take care of yourself is not an indicator of how good of a person you are, it wouldn’t be even if your health were completely up to you like these people pretend. Which is why even if you could be smaller, even if you’re only fat because you made the choice to only eat food you enjoy and not to exercise, that’s still okay. It’s okay to be big. You are not required to “put in the work” and not doing so does not make you a bad person. We have to separate morality from health and fitness. Anything else is not only fatphobic, but also usually ableist and classist too.)

#fuck fatphobia #food is morally neutral #eat what you want #be whatever size your body is most comfortable with #please never feel guilty about the food you eat #and don’t torture and starve yourself to be a different size #(chances are if you have to work that hard it’s probably because your body isn’t meant to be that small) #some people are naturally skinny and some people are naturally fat and we need to get over that #tw fatphobia #image description in alt

[nychthemeron-rants]

I am so close to making a Hazbin AU where Angel is Niffty's dad because making this post and THIS vvvv

Fucking image made the idea go from "huh, funny coincidence" to full on brainrot.

#Angel is Niffty's dad now #im sorry for already going off the deep end #but its happened #I know it has zero canonical backing besides the speculated birth/death dates of these two #but it would be cute #and kinda sad #but cute! #Angel Husk Niffty and fat nuggets forming a little family unit #eventually getting redeemed and getting to meet aunt Molly #for angst you could have Alastor using this to manipulate Angel similarly to how he fucked with Lucifer #except Alastor actually has been more present for Niffty than Angel #and the fucked up extra edge of him owning Niffty's soul #not to mention that Angel 100% has no fucking clue he ever had a kid #like he's gay #and died in the 1940's #sure he's slept with women a few times for various reasons #but that was rare since again he's got no interest in women #so the chance of him having an illegitimate child was never even a thought #besides sex education in the '30's and '40's wasn’t exactly stellar #finding out he's a dad would be a complete shock and probably cause him a whole breakdown #meanwhile Niffty would either not care or just be excited to finally meet her dad #hazbin angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel niffty

[poop-diddy-scoop]

"oh, what a niche hyperfixation to have, very strange—" YOU KNOW WHAT'S STRANGE!?!??! THAT I WASN'T THE CIGARETTE IN HIS MOUTH AT THE TIME, THAT'S STRANGE.

#bowie #david bowie #losing my fucking marbles #id so smoke a fat joint w him if given the chance #bowieforever

[touchlikethesun]

i think it's worth interrogating why, for some, "thinness" is associated with gender affirmation and niceness. i think it's worth interrogating why, for some, being bigger is associated with agression and ugliness. i think, if your first impulse to someone suggesting a character be depicted in a larger body is, "fuck you ewww how dare you," that maybe just maybe, you might have a few biases that you need to unpack. this is not saying that artists can't draw what they like, this isn't saying people can't headcanon what they like, but i wish people would think a bit deeper about why they view thinness as so desirable, and fatness as such an affront.

#i tried to be calm in the post but imma be a bitch in the tags #your skinny femme sirius is not fucking oppressed #and the way people in this fandom talk about thinness is genuinely triggering for me and for a lot of people #one thinness is not associated with a fucking gender #people of all sizes exist across the gender spectrum #what message do you thinks it sends if being skinny is integral to your conception of gender??? genuinely what do you think? #what message do you thinks it sends when fat characters are demonised ridiculed or flat out ignored??? #clearly you guys read harry potter growing up because you talk just like JKR #now i'm a bit older and i've done so much fucking work on my body image on making peace with myself on breaking out of ED and diet culture #but if i was 16 and still deep in my ED i would absorb this message like a fucking sponge #and i would probably be right there with you being revolted by fatness #don't take this as an attack take it as a chance to reflect on why you think the things you do and on the effects your words have on others #for me personally i really find super skinny super femme sirius triggering because of my history with EDs and my own gender issues #but for the most part i've made my peace with the fact that this is MY issue and so i try not to comment on it #everyone has their own experiences and i think it's good to be mindful of that #and learn when the best policy is to just disengage #i didn't comment on the post that sparked this initially because that's what i was trying to do #but i kept seeing it and i kept seeing some really awful things being said about fatness and masculinity and i just don't think that's righ #marauders #sirius black #ed mention #fatphobia #fandom culture

[cheapcheapfaker]

#the bean #listen. listen. I LIKE reading research papers. i like utilizing my useless ass lil history degree #you cannot fucking imagine how annoying it is to research anything that deals w pregnancy #obviously its very hard to do any sort of worthwhile experiments in the first place #bc you cant just fuck up a fetus #so a lot of it is self-reported GARBAGE #or they use animals which is not always one for one #and then you see the sample data is absolute dog shit. small pool. huge outside factors #like the largest study used to cite how pregnant people shouldn’t drink? #those bitches were also doing COKE. COKE!! #at the very least doing fat lines of Colombian snow has got to fuck up your baby #or potentially doom them to being a business major in the future idk #and then you see these stupid ass websites and try to find WHERE they get their info from and it turns out like #they extrapolate ‘don’t eat rosemary’ bc they did a study where #if you gave a rat eighty times its body weight in rosemary it has spontaneous miscarriages. NO SHIT. HOW WOULD THAT AFFECT ME #TRYING TO DRINK A TEA W ROSEMARY #and then looking up the ACTUAL percentages of risk for things. like omg the fuck listeria risks for deli meat are nothing #you have a higher chance of getting in a car accident in which we get in cars and drive multiple times a day #BUT NOBODY MENTIONS BAGGED SALADS OR CANTALOUPE #THE RATES OF LISTERIA IS INSANE #AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SEE WHO SPONSORED THE STUDY #AND WHAT THEY’D POTENTIALLY GAIN FROM THE OUTCOME #AND AHHHGHGHBFDHJGBSHDFBSDJHFBDSJBFSDJ

[trans-xianxian]

I have become so frustrated w the job search process for an education position that I've finally broken and just started applying for food service jobs again 😭

#infinitely fucking easier #would rlly love to work in conservation education but the job search has been so infuriating and degrading #that I've become completely disillusioned with the idea #like okay actually maybe it would be nice to just work at a bakey making fat tips for awhile #instead of continuing on this horrible journey of cover letters and essay questions and convincing managers that I'm fucking great at my job #for the sliver of a chance of an interview #in a job pool where everybody with a bachelors degree looks better than me despite my experience #maybe I just need to sell doughnuts or something for awhile #oh my god and get free food all the time too #I forgot about that #and then I can just volunteer at some nature reserve to build my resume ig 😭 #filled w rage all the time btw #ghost posts #text

[pokemonleagueofficial]

The Paldea Pokémon League would like to publicly reiterate: do NOT enter Area Zero, or the Great Paldean Crater, whichever you prefer. It is incredibly dangerous and unknown to us, and please do not believe any adults who try to lure you and your rambunctious teen friendgroup into exploring Paldea's most dangerous place! Please!

On that note. If anyone is a well-trained adult willing to go into Area Zero to recover, lets say, five teenagers and their two big, strange Cyclizar, please visit the Paldea Pokémon League north of Mesagoza. Thank you!

#unreality #pokemon #we LOVE to hear that the leagues finally doing sumn abt that report of missin kids #i tried to sign up to go into the crater but while my pokemon are cracked so is my spine so. rip. damn scoliosis LOL #geets looked at my half-hobblin ass and went 'listen tross and you can hear your bones protesting walking up to the front desk' #n i went 'hm touche boss lady'. maybe ill get to go on a dangerous adventure if i wish on a jirachi LOL #fat fucking chance #oh right #paldea #paldea pokemon league #area zero #paldea great crater

[professorchatwin]

So, big guy has another, much tighter pair of overalls. I know he's likes them because waistbands aren't comfy anymore but today I swear he's just mentioning every article of clothing he's grown out of this year and I am going to short fucking circuit.

#tummy #weight gain #big boy #bhm #i want him #also #i put an extra ice cream in front of him today and he just ate it without thinking #if i ever get a chance with him hes going to get so fucking fat #caint wait to see him undoing more buttons #ugh fuck me

[guardianbee]

spider gwen writers really got me to ship harrygwen this is insane i love them my heart hurts AHHHH.

#he chooses her don't you guys see sfjhsjkhfsh FUCK!!! #she!!! likes him too!!! and yet!!!! #will they let a harry osborn be happy?? with a GWEN?? fat chance!!! anyway i'm decaying i'm dissolving i'm wrecked #harry osborn #gwen stacy #harrygwen #an actual tag on this blog now!!! wow!! #the me from just last week would vomit omg #comics #scans #spider gwen #ghost spider

[maurypovichofficial2]

i just feel like if Lea Michele can get a redemption arc so can Lizzo but we ALL know that won't happen and why.

#what she did was disturbing and unfortunate #not even saying she deserves a redemption arc #what i AM saying is the possibility will never be granted to her #because the chance to be racist and fatphobic is just too strong #people dont even care about those girls #they dont give a fuck #all anyone cares about is their hall pass #to make fun of and be nasty to a fat black woman because 'shes mean' so its ok #UNDER THE DIGUISE of standing up for other black women #Nobody is being treated well in this situation not one person

[depresseddepot]

trying to determine which parts of my relationship with sex are asexuality, which are trauma, and which are autism is like trying to have a conversation with three people talking loudly and all at once

#just to be clear: asexuality as a result of trauma or neurodivergency is still asexuality. full stop no debate. #anyway because i love oversharing on tumblr dot com: feeling very sex repulsed on this day #i was joking with some guy about fighting each other (specifically said ''you ever fight a girl over 200 lbs? id break your ribs'') #and like three different people said something like ''well that would probably turn him on'' #and. listen. i get it. that was a joke response to my joke threat #but what i felt in that moment and still feel now requires nothing short of academic study to understand #first of all: how dare they make me feel embarrassed in a social setting when i was doing so well. #secondly: why the fuck would me making a threat make them instantly think of sex #thirdly: how fucked up is my body image that i hear that and immediately think they're all out of their minds #i like fat women. i am personally attracted to fat women. not (usually) sexually but i do think they are very nice to look at #so why is it so hard for me to accept that someone else could find me attractive as well ! #i think about being in a situation where a relationship and/or sex is a real possibility and i flinch like its going to hurt me #but why???? where is this aversion coming from !!!!! i am a hopeless romantic i daydream about romance all the time #so whats the deal here. is it subconscious bc of my asexuality and i associate romance with sex? #is it because of my autism where i associate romance with touch and am afraid i am too unempathetic to have a chance? #or (most likely) is it just because im so fucking scared of trusting someone that even the thought makes me nauseous #did this all crop up from a throwaway sex joke? yes #but people don't make sex jokes to me. people don't even pretend to allude to me being cute #this same group of people said a few weeks ago ''at least you're pretty'' #which. is not the case!!!!!!! people do not say those things to me because they don't want to even slightly entertain that idea !!!!!!! #and i am extremely tired of having my life upended because of this #i have always been treated like i was ugly and teased about it and i FINALLY have managed to be okay with not being attractive #and now that im okay with it: NOW is when the pretty jokes start. im fucking angry about it actually #i can't be both. i cannot think of myself in terms that abstract. i am one or the other #and this leads me to believe that people think i COULD be pretty. but the catalyst is that i am fat and therefore cannot be attractive #which just makes me more angry!!!!!!!!!!! #how can i be completely indifferent to sex and attraction without seeming juvenile. i don't care so so much #but every time that sort of thing happens i feel like im 13 again and the hot jock is talking to me #i need to be put down. something's wrong with this one (me) #i realize i can't stop people from making sex or appearance jokes but god i wish i fucking could

[munchbuddi]

being transfem and also still really liking art of slutty ass anime men kissing other slutty ass anime men is so funny,,,

I'M JOINING THE "WAR ON FUJOSHIS",,,,,,,,,

ON THE SIDE OF THE FUJOSHIS >:^3

#munchposting #yaoi kinda epic; ya think im gonna let a bit of estrogen stop me from sipping the finest of yaoi ambrosias??????? #FAT FUCKING CHANCE