#GIVE ME 5 MIN-

[risaonda]

pokemon scary and pokemon violent

#venus ambassador give us a post #me trying to go into the tag: pokemon scar #my phone: scary #me: no not scary (mistypes violet as violent) #my brain nonstop the next 5 mins: pokemon scary pokemon violent

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

#Fear and Hunger #D'arce Cataliss #Cahara #Ragnvaldr #Enki Ankarian #Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience. #My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!” #I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs #It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs #I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'. #I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs #And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set #This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis) #I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series #If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot #It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it. #My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights #Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared! #As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.

[mojang-officialer]

#minecraft #minecraft fanbase in 2023 be like #i can also make one where it says 'woman' instead if you give me like 5 mins

[cupcakeinat0r]

I hope Miguel gets a gazillion trilllion billion zillion jillion bazillion minutes of screen time in BTSV🤭

If not, Sony, count ur days.

#Just give me Miguel for 2hrs pls #I wanna see at least 10 monologues Sony #no less #there also needs to be at least 5 scenes of him in civilian clothing #no angry Miguel allowed as well #just soft Miguel #maybe have him cry in one scene #I gotta say that since y’all wanna call him an ‘animal’ for his entire 10 min screen time #fuck outta here #miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #atsv miguel #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel ohara #atsv #btsv #spiderman atsv #spiderman btsv #miguel x you #miguel o’hara fanfiction #spider man 2099

[castorfell]

Och his brain be damaged

#dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #trolls velvet #trolls veneer #trolls floyd #castormp4 #free my boy #theres prolly another scene of him being jostled before this one but #the hot ladies on the site i was on were alrdy giving me the bedroom eyes #so i had to skidaddle before they came closer than just my area #sorry the editing is such peepee i did this in 5 mins on mobile

[l00rem]

Imo, this is the most telling/concerning line of the explorers

As we’ve seen, the environment of Explorers is incredibly toxic. 3/4 of the other admins have each insulted or taken shots at Amethio somehow. And it looks like this is nothing new, it’s horrible how Conia’s reaction to him being in a room alone with them is ‘oh god i hope he’s okay’. Amethio is a minor, he’s in a room full of people who seem to all be much older than him and ,in complete contrast to Liko’s situation, they all belittle him and insult him for every little mistake. It’s really upsetting how the only two people who have any sort of concern for him are his underlings- but Conia and Zir are absolutely powerless to really do anything about this. As much as they care about him, I don’t think Amethio would even be able to allow himself to be proper vulnerable around them. He’s already having to constantly prove himself, so how could he do something as unprofessional as spilling his worries to his underlings? It seems the only one he’s comfortable being open with is Ceruledge, but once again there is very little it can do to help him.

Then there’s Hamber. I’ve seen a few people give him the benefit of the doubt, especially because of episode 34 where it looks like he’s taken a shine to Amethio. But don’t let his fake concern fool you.

All i see here is basic professionalism, like he’s reading what he has to say off a script. He doesn’t actually mean what he’s saying: we’ve seen how high the Explorers expectations are, I mean just look at how much Amethio is overexerting himself in the second op, surprise surprise Hamber is sitting back and merely watching despite his earlier comment of not straining yourself. Not to mention, the moment things start going well for Amethio, Hamber immediately undermines his agency by going with Sango and Onyx to sort things out personally. Like no wonder Amethio seems to be triggered by not being taken seriously when this is how his (employers? guardians? idk) treat him!

He’s also got soooo many red flags! The biggest being when Sango half-heartedly refuses orders, to which he responds:

Literally physically intimidating her! And her reaction raises even more red flags, despite her happy demeanour the way she instantly complies is very telling that this isn’t the first time Hamber’s resorted to such threats… and this is the same environment a 16ish old is being raised in!

Maybe it’s just the amount of pressure he was putting on himself, but look how stressed and low-key terrified Amethio looks when fighting Hamber!!

And even if we want to make the case that maybe Amethio is this special exception for Hamber and that he’s got a soft spot for him… he is ultimately still complicit in grooming Amethio into this shady organisation. Episode 34 even reveals that Hamber was the one who trained Amethio, which also fuels the idea that he might have been some random child they find and realised how easily they could manipulate him into becoming the perfect loyal admin. Well i personally subscribe to the Amethio is an orphan theory rather than Gibeons son, especially considering that comment about Gibeon ‘awakening’, Idk if Gibeon is even properly alive.

Btw if you’re interested in further exploration in what I’ve discussed in this post allow me to shamelessly plug my fic that finished recently. It delves into the shadiness of Explorers and how really fucked up Amethio’s situation is! https://archiveofourown.org/works/52757629

It’s kinda weird how we’ve gone from ‘haha look at team Rocket blast off again aren’t they so wacky?’ to literal child grooming. I’m all for the serious themes tho.

Tldr: Hamber deserves to be pushed down a flight of stairs, Amethio needs so much therapy.

#pokemon horizons #amethio #anipoke #pokemon hamber #pokemon explorers #pokemon conia #Now if only Horizons would give us more than 5 mins of amethio everytime he’s on screen #Manifesting an episode that focuses on him for the entire runtime #Pls don’t make me wait 15 weeks to see him again #tw child grooming mentioned

[jhutchism]

the Thoughts being thunk… i want him Bad.

#josh hutcherson #burn2019 #peeta mellark #future man #mike schmidt #josh futturman #i want him #please give me one chance #5 mins is all i need PLEASE #i’m begging

[earlgodwin]

"He waited for the moment when he felt it was right. He wanted to do it for years really. I think it’s out of envy and anger. But I don't think it was something that he particularly enjoyed doing it. He didn't want to talk anymore because he knew Juan could change his mind. It was hard for Cesare to kill his brother." ― François Arnaud.

#:( #david oakes: “juan apologizes to his brother and gives his heart to him and he still gets stabbed and thrown off a bridge.” #“if cesare had listened to what juan was saying...he wouldn't have gone through with the act of killing his little brother” #i just love how both david and françois agree on the same thing...interesting #that being said...i just think it's so hypocritical how he said that they're borgias and they never forgive- #then 5 mins later he was begging for rodrigo to grant him his forgiveness like hello?? #those final words “we're borgias. we never forgive” right after juan openly forgave cesare ... the last words juan ever heard #that's so cruel rip especially when juan's character core is how he struggles from insecurities and if he's a true borgia or not #it saddens me how juan was so cheerful and fun-loving the he slowly spiraled into darkness by everyone's treatment of him #and this part is so cold because cesare is suppposed to be the older brother you know? but oh well #juan borgia #david oakes #cesare borgia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #periodedits #perioddramaedit #juan and cesare #by jen

[ughgoaway]

okay once they are together teacher girlie INSITS on doing a hair washing day with matty.

at the start, he's like, "Babe. my hair is fine, do I need to do all these steps." And of course, you just say,"but don't you want me to massage your head and play with your hair?" he pauses and is weighing up the options when you lean in and whisper,"and you get to shower with me. Sounds like fun, no?"

matty is now throughly convinced, so after a shower (and possible other shower activities...) he lets you do whatever you want to his hair. at first, he's apprehensive, pulling away and asking what you're doing at each step.

but eventually, your hands sliding through his curls and massaging his head just feels too good for him to care. and all the products smell so good, matty gets to watch you in the mirror as you focus and stick your tongue out slightly as you work.

you finish with a flourish and massive grin, and matty is IMPRESSED. his curls have never looked so bouncy and shiny, and they smell amazing. he pulls you into his lap and presses kisses all over your face as you giggle and squirm.

"they look amazing, my darling, thank you. you're gonna have to teach me how to do this, you know." and you give him a grumpy look.

he laughs at your pout and says, "Is that not what you do all day?? I'm a better student than a 6 year old. I swear, " You shoot matty a look that says 'really.' and he has to stifle his laughter before he can continue, "cmon baby, you've gotta teach me. Otherwise, how am I gonna do these curls on tour, hmm?"

you relent and fiddle with them as you speak. "Yeah... I wish I could just come with and do it for you, " and you quickly freeze and freak the fuck out that you just said that. Cursing your brain for not thinking before it just blurts things out.

you and matty were reasonably new at that point, far too new to be bringing up such a big commitment. so you stutter and try and back track.

"Not that - I mean, I don't wanna do that - well, I do, but it's way too soon to bring it up. I'm so sorry. I just got excited, and" before you start becoming out of breath from rambling matty shuts you up in your favourite way. you always joked you wanted the cheesy rom-com moment where they get shut up with a kiss, and matty was happy to oblige.

"Baby. stop freaking out. you should know I want nothing more than you coming on tour with me, " you pull back with wide eyes, shocked that he didn't just let you down lightly. "Really?"

"Sweetheart. if you could've heard me this week whining to George about how much I'm gonna miss you and how I wish you would come, you'd know I'm telling the truth. I just was too much of a pussy to ask you, as George has been telling me repeatedly" he laughs and presses more kisses to your pouted lips.

After you both pull back, you can't stop your hands from making their way back into his newly styled curls, and matty doesn't mind one bit. he's practically purring like a cat as you twist his ringlets around your finger.

(inspired by this new pic where his curls are looking scrumptious)

#this was: not proofread and written in literally 5 mins so if im incoherent i apologise #i just love this mans hair #you convince him to grow it back out to 2019 baby girl curls after seeing pics btw #“babe no” “ill have more to pull on” “...give me 2 months” #teacher au!

[puppyeared]

fighting tooth nail and tail for the puppy url

#wish me luck #just picture me opening and closing my hands in a strangling motion. current puppy i could treat her so much better. i will usurp you #idk how faulty tumblrs url releasing is because. they said on the guidelines. theyd release any dormant/inactive accs #but when i went to send my report on the quick faq they said they. dont release any terminated/dormant account urls. so #i attached a screencap of the blog and a picture of that specific line on the guidelines page so they can see where im getting it from #am i taking this too seriously? is it really worth it to have the puppy url? am i being petty? #if it means taking less than 5-10 min to write my url because there are seven (7) p's in my username and i keep losing count. well #anyway i just asked them to check the accounts activity and give me a solid answer. if its not open its fine ill just clench my fists #and then forget my rage and bitterness in a week #yapping

[soracities]

i'm always so amused by how eloquent you are. how do you do that?

i think Too Much™️ and also i have not shut up a day in my life since i was 2 years old <3

#im joking. kind of. but its only in writing bc in person i do not utter a single coherent sentence ever #i can give u a fabulously verbose answer to smth if you give me 3-5 business days to write a response but call me on the phone and i WILL b #floundering for 5 mins straight god bless the patience of my friends <3 #ask #anonymous

[skitskatdacat63]

More matador!Fernando! Ferrari this time :D (I can't help myself.....)

- facial hair

+ closeups

I really wanted the vibe of this Nando pic, I think I did pretty well??

#GUYS THE BULL DO YOU NOTICE WHAT BULL DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SUBTEXT DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY IMPLICATION #lmao tho i mostly put it there cause i saw this rly cool pic w the shadow of a bull on a matador's cape #i dont understand how i ended up making this one more intensive and detailed than the other #but im not mad cause i really like it aaahhhhhh #but i think this one took more than 6 hours and the other one was 5½? #and both i ended up working until an absolutely horrible time. dont ask me what time i wrote this post #okay btw i didnt draw that embroidery. thank you medibang pattern brush now beloved 🙏 #i think it suits him!!!! i was thinking of doing stars anyways so I'm glad it worked out #two people id like to blame: #thank you 005 for accidentally reminding me of the sword!! im glad his other hand is not just idle :) #and thank you suzuki-ecstar for asking me at some point if id ever draw facial hair on nando #^ particularly the 3 Musketeers look. so thanks. i suddenly remembered and i had to draw it 😭 #it kept shocking me how baby faced i drew him every time i took that layer off #also every time i worked on the suit red genuinely ceased being an actual color to me #its bright red right?? like very fluorescent?? but my brain kept going: is this too orange?? this isnt red right???? #anyways happy with this!!!!! there were a lot more roadblocks than the other but it all worked out #but wow wish i had this level of diligence for yknow. schoolwork. #i can spend 6+ hours on a drawing straight but school? nah i give up every 20 mins or less fjfkkfl #also not abandoning my other aus or anything but i have a lot more ideas for this honestly #i think the ref pics are a lot easier and more interesting to find than for my other AUs #<- cause its so much more modern lmao. so i have a lot more inspo than trying to find ultra specific 18th century paintings #i wanna draw 3 things rn: #nando w the ceremonial cape. seb in a matador suit. and of course some silly vett//onso in this AU #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #matador au

[xysidhequeen]

OMG THIS SNIPPET IS EVERYTHING ILY!!!

afjfhg Danny bullying Dick about the mold is my favourite thing in the World.

get his ass <3

Hello, Anon. I have more treats. A continuation because Danny mercilessly bullying Dick is the best thing I've ever written. This boy will never let Dick live Mold Man down. Moldgate? Moldageddon?

Anyways, this is directly after the last snippet. Same scene.

"The Ghost of uncleaned apartments past is coming back to haunt you." Jason said matter of factly, losing the battle to keep his laughter inside when Dick's face transformed into one of the deepest betrayal. Danny was holding onto his act with his fingernails, but Jason could feel the thick amusement clouding the air, feeding his own raucous laughter as he struggled to get in a breath, eventually failing at that and delving into silent laughter.

"But if you're really set on using mold as your method of world domination, I suppose we can help you. We can work something out in the lab instead of you using your living room as an illegal bio-lab. It is only isn't safe for you to keep your experiments so close to your food. Trust me, you do not want animated food attacking you first thing in the morning." Danny continued speaking, voice rising to be heard over Jason, who had collapsed half off the couch, head buried in the cushions to try to contain himself.

"Am I still dreaming? This has to be a dream, right?" Dick was asking the air now, and Jason tried to raise his head, only to catch Danny's eyes and fall back into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

#xy answers #tkahrk au #tkahrk #the king and his red knight au #the king and his red knight #danny phantom au #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dp x dc #I enjoy interaction especially asks so im handing out little treats anytime someone gives me one #also this scene has me laughing and i wrote jt #just Danny being an unrepentant little shit and fucking with Dick is the best thing #hes basically already Dick's little brother(in law) #Dick is actually really enjoying this #hed like it more if he wasnt the target of bullyinf #but to be fair 5 mins ago Danny was bullying Jason with the same vigor so fair is fair #Danny is an equal opportunity bully he will turn his chaos on any target with no hesitation #Danny Nightingale an agent of chaos and equal rights #Jason is watching with the glee only a younger sibling watching their golden child older sibling getting dunked on can understand #Dick is planning his speech for Jason and Danny's wedding while trying to scramble together a comeback to this roast #'So i first met Danny after he broke into my home and cleaned my apartment and then staged an invervention about my mold' #'it was then that I knew this man would one day be a part of my family through marriage or adoption I wasnt picky' #Babs watching this from the bugs she has in Dick's apartment: Who is this kid and can *I* marry him? this is amazing #wait until Danny finds out Dick is a cop hea going to be so much more disappointed in him #'Dick I can accept you becoming a supervillain. i cannot accept you being a cop. an agent of the corrupt goverment.' #'I didnt raise you to be like this' #Dick: You didnt raise me at all?? and im older?? #Danny: can you prove it?

[chimchiri]

Build A Lesbian (poll 17)

(Note: if you've got name ideas for either feel free to drop them! I'm collecting them here until we're ready to vote on them)

A very narrow win for lavender eyes! I'm on the go with friends and thus can offer only a small, unrelated doodle of the two.

It's the same final appearance question as last time! Our rose femme needs a small, distinctive detail.

#polls #my art #At some point I wont be able to doodle every day and make it a daily thing lmao #im surprised it worked so far #im scheduling this post 5 min before end #lord help me if green wins and this post is incorrect lmao #build a lesbian #The Tenderness She Gives

[bellafarella]

still not over this photoshoot 🥵

#been obsessed with him since 2011 #lord give me 5 min #he’s so FOIIIIINE #jeremy allen white #calvin klein #photoshoot #the bear #shameless us #shameless cast

[strwbrymlkshake]

everyone who thinks he belongs with someone other than me is digging their own grave ^_^ get in bitch

#mine #yandere #yancore #irl yandere #yanderecore #yandere vent #yanposting #OK SO APPARENTLY IM NOT ACTUALLY FINE SEEING FANART OF THEM TOGETHER AND I WANNA THROW UP REALLY BAD #NOT FINE. ITS OK ITS OK ITS OK THEY WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER HE BELONGS TO ME ONLY ITS FINE #WGWUGHHAGH #PLEEEASE I NEED TO KILL THEM SO FUCKING BAD. YOURE ADULTS YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER #5 MINS ALONE WITH THEM IN A ROOM PLEASE PLEASE THATS ALL IM ASKING. I DESERVE IT. PLS #GRABS UR HAND WE SHOULD GIVE THEM THE DEATH PENALTY. OK?