I don't care much for akatsuki sitcom antics EXCEPT. In relation to Itachi Kisame Deidara and Tobi. Deidara HATES both Uchiha and thinks that Kisame is the only respectable guy here. Kisame doesn't like Deidara because both Uchiha are the only people on this side of the continent he gives half a shit about (his best friend and his weird ward, respectively). Obito is having the time of his life hanging out with literally his only friend, his adorable grumpy cousin that he has to keep an eye on but has enough self preservation not to talk to, and the single most amusing person in the world to fuck with. Itachi listens to Kisame and likes him well enough maybe, but mostly he's just dissociating at all hours UNLESS Tobi opens his fucking mouth and then Itachi uses every ounce of 16 y/o autistic girl swag possible to psychicly induce heart failure. Doesn't even notice Deidara is there most of the time, even though Deidara spends most of his time talking shit about Itachi. This obviously only pisses off Deidara more, making Kisame more annoyed at the blonde and Obito infinitely more amused, rinse and repeat until they spiral into attempted murder over literally nothing. Smashcut to Hidan three rooms away fucking an 80 year old bounty hunter next to the corpse of a ritual sacrifice hearing them yell through the walls and going 'thank Jashin I'm normal'.
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So…we are at Kisame admiration time of the day again…
One of my favorite things about Kisame is that I can easily imagine him politely ordering tea at a random cafe. It’s because he’s a fucking GENTLEMAN and his way of speaking is one of the most polite among the characters. ( according to the Akatsuki Hiden novel )
Ahh…Kishimoto really wanted him to be a well-mannered big shark…
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Me and the traumatized bitch I pulled by being autistic
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the thing is kisame and itachi are never working towards the same goal, theyre just working on the same team, and they both know that itachi is going to split from the akatsuki as soon as sasuke is strong enough to face him and for kisame, the man so loyal to kirigakure he spent his entire life punishing and killing conrades who (supposedly) strayed from the goals of the village, he shows no inkling to hurt itachi for not striving for the akatsuki's/obito's goals despite his apparent loyalty to obito. it's not a matter of kisame not being able to fight itachi because we see kisame help itachi physically and emotionally the weaker itachi becomes, and when itachi puts a pause on their team hunt in order to fight sasuke, kisame is right there setting up as bodyguard to the brother bash. for a man who was pressed into obedience from his own loyal honor code, kisame finds his time in the akatsuki to be the most liberated and he lets himself enjoy itachi and their partnership
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Kisame/Kakashi
More dragon stuff! Water dragon Kisame and his, uh, pet wolf xDD
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silly nart fanarts are not something that could be expected of me but as you can see i’m having fun
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Take a screecap and see who you get 👀
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KisaIta wherein Itachi realizes his time has come.
And wherein I realize bad anatomy days exist
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