#I already gave up on ever seeing it

[hansoeii]

when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it

AND NOW IT'S REAL

THEY DID IT

MY CREATION.

IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK

#HE EVEN HAS THE CURLED UP MOUSTACHE #Im gonna be so annoying about this I'm sorry I'm advance #But I've been waiting for this #I already gave up on ever seeing it #BUT THEY DID IT!!! #AMD HE LOOKS SO HOT #This might be my proudest fandom moment #I love you ofmd team who do I have to kiss on the lips for this #ofmd #our flag means death #my art #Ofmd 2 #Our flag means death 2

[mellowthorn]

so me and my dog had a scary experience with an unleashed dog last weekend, and while no one got physically hurt, he has been refusing to go on proper walks ever since. he's completely fine on morning walks (probably because we wake up so early that there are no other people/animals around yet) and otherwise eats, plays, sleeps, runs around the apartment etc. as usual, and even gets excited when i put his leash on to take him out, but the second we leave the building, he starts pulling back.

it is horrible to see him like this. our long walks are usually the highlight of his day, but now it's a miracle if i get him to stay outside for even ten minutes :( i hate this

#and this is why dogs should always be kept on leash on public paths. especially when said dog clearly won't follow commands when excited... #the owners ofc gave the usual 'oh but he's the sweetest dog ever he wouldn't hurt a fly!!!' excuse but like. that doesn't matter #when my tiny terrier (who's already terrified of big dogs) sees a huge dark deerhound suddenly dashing for him. he is going to freak out! #i did manage to pick him up but then the deerhound kept jumping at us which terrified my dog even more :/ #ughhh #personal post

[evilkitten3]

so many problems with hinata's character could've been solved if she was a root sleeper agent

#naruto #naruto shippuden #hyuuga hinata #no but listen. LISTEN #i already think it's bs that kumo tried to steal the byakugan it makes no sense on any level for them to do that #it makes even less sense for them to try to do that by just sending some guy into the house where EVERYONE CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS #it makes even less sense than THAT for them to play the victim when the guy inevitably got killed #UNLESS no one in kumo ever gave him that order bc he was a root plant like kabuto used to be #and kumo thought konoha was looking for an excuse to start shit but make it look like their fault #anyway #hinata's year group includes four future clan heads two back-up heirs and konoha's jinchuuriki (also sakura) #hinata doesn't question things EVER. not whether team eight should kill fellow konoha nin not her own backstory nothing #SO #order of occurrences: #hyuuga elders deem hinata a weak heir -> #hinata is 'kidnapped' by 'kumo' -> #hinata requires routine psych evals to deal with the trauma -> #it's kept quiet bc the clan doesn't want to look weak -> #the evals are held with fuu or another root member from the yamanaka clan -> #what it actually is is a constant stream of conditioning appointments that double as mission reports -> #hinata is entirely in the dark about this and is entirely unaware of the catastrophic effects it's having on her psyche -> #hinata works for root (again entirely without realizing) from ages 3 to 16 -> #danzou and fuu both die when sasuke attacks the gokage summit -> #hinata's ''therapy appointments'' suddenly stop and she's told it's bc she no longer needs them -> #the last order hinata ever got was during the pain invasion when she was told to interfere in the naruto vs pain fight -> #the intention of this was to both remove her from the playing field and piss off naruto into killing pain -> #hinata never talked to naruto about her confession bc she doesn't really remember it -> #she's aware that something happened due to the things the people around her have said but she's been taught to not ask questions -> #hinata goes into the war without having the ''die for naruto'' command de-programmed from her fucked-up little head -> #hinata tries to die for naruto again and neji dies instead ->

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#its crazy how much easier it is to do things when youre not completely miserable lol #this past week has been weird bc ive felt really really good and like normal in a way thats kinds unfathomable #im hoping its the medication but my mood was already on an upward tilt and i was told it would take like 6 weeks for the meds to work #property but like ive been sleeping way more than usual. and by that i literally just mean 8hrs a night lol which is weird for me #like that never ever ever happens multiple days in a row. so idk. when i feel better it makes the 0cd way easier to manage as well #and im just generally not as anxious. on the more worrisome side i kinda just give less of a fuck so like i have an exam im not ready for #Tuesday and im just kinda like hm fuck that lol. ill go thru lil fluctuations of having a lot of energy too #like: i could run around in circles rn. i dont have to but i could. like yesterday i was out with friends and i was like bouncing up and #down while standing and rocking from side to side while sitting. which i kinda do anyway while in crowds but it was more to expend energy #last night i also got like 5hrs of sleep. so like maaaaybe ive been on the bleeding edge of mood elevation but for the most part it just #feels good and not destructive. like if i felt like this all the time that would b fantastic. its like oh so this is y ppl dont long to b #put out of their misery lol. depression? who? i dont kno her. sounds fake. but as soon as i fucking say that ill b fucking slapped back #down to earth. ugh. annoying. no emotional object permanence. i hope its the meds. if this is the person i am under layers of misery then #that is fucking so insane. we shall see. im curious to hear what the psychiatrist thinks of my brain when i follow up with her #i gave her my full dys1exia assessment which gives a pretty good picture of how my head functions. oh fuck i bet i would do waaaayyy better #on thise test if i took it in this state of mind. but anyway she has that on top of like 3 assessment sheets i filled out #dispite everything i still want someone to categorize me into a discreet box. tell me doc. am i really bip0lar? really really? #ur sure??? like 1000% sure bc my brain wont let me accept that unless its beyond a reasonable doubt. i just doesn't seem that serious. #i mean. it is but like ya kno. its not that bad. ay. this glob of mush behind my eyes runs me in circles #but for now thats ok bc i feel like i could run up a mountain or punch someone in the face lol #unrelated

[furrama]

I see that Tumblr has a main character. Haven't had one of those in a while. And, unfortunately for the rest of us, he might be the last one.

#The CEO of this site has been busy being his worst self in regards to black and Palestinian and trans people #I saw people vaguing for days but nobody actually reblogged or explained anything on my dash #Anyway on top of that there's unofficial rumors that the site might be partnering with Midjourney to sell off all of our art data to them #And if that happens you won't see me here ever again #Like yeah scrapers probably already have everything I've ever done #But I never gave permission #I will never give permission #And for people saying “Oh you gave permission when you signed up for an account” I joined in 2014 #This sort of application was not on anyone's radar #But if that's how they want to interpret the language then I guess I can't stop them #But I won't be around because of that #Or anywhere else that decides to do the same

[meraxes-of-new-albion]

ARGH

#suicide tw #okay so. been hanging out with this project dude for a couple months #hadnt done anything and i mean ANYTHING fun in his life so i dragged him out of his house #to like museums n zoos and fun shit like that #tldr he wanted to marry me - after like 3 months - which uh Fuck No #he had a crisis which i rescued him from and then like an idiot said we could still be friends #he wound up wanting more space which is understandable #but asshole messaged me an hour ago on discord like ''imma die now'' and i didn't see it because i was DRIVING #and now im not hearing anything #and like im a little worried #but mostly just fucking angry #angry my kindness got misinterpreted #angry that im the only fucking lifeboat for him #angry that i rescued him twice already #angry he's made it my problem #AGAIN #because no. im done. im tired of the bullshit. im barely hanging on myself #i gave him every idea and everything that's ever helped me #but that's not enough apparently #the hell else am i supposed to do #idk if he doesn't show to work by the end of the week im sure his boss will deal with it #but im not. not getting paid for that anymore #sigh

[ajdrawshq]

bored n my back hurts. look at my notepad jokers

#context is i was making a chart thing w the various types of characterizations i see ppl give him n decided to draw some sillies for it #but gave up halfway so these 2 are the only ones in there #theyre both in the 'pathetic' category . which is my favorite #like canonically he is very capable of being both cool as fuck and. not. but i think its fun when ppl make him an absolute mess #sure he can make some of the sickest grappling hook jumps youll ever see but he is also a bit of a dumbass and very much a 16 year old #n while he does excel in being a leader n doing what he does he shouldnt like. Have to. yknow #all the stuff right before his interrogation is already fucked up n the mementos depths up to yaldabaoth is legit terrifying #the game makes it seem like he takes most of it in stride like its barely a big deal but like. cmon man thats just not ok #. this wasnt meant to be a tag rant hes just a silly little guy to me. but also i need him to cry #p5

[mattzerella-sticks]

The idea of 'The Sovereign' and this storyline in Wonder Woman by Tom King reminds me of Hydra Captain America and the Secret Empire by Nick Spencer.

#wonder woman #i didn't want to discuss this but the sovereign really makes me angry in just how lazy he is as a character #and this whole idea of a 'secret king' running America #reeks the same as 'what if Captain America was a Hydra agent all along' #not only does the conspiracy that's been created upend a lot of what's already been established in WW lore #but this is also just a lazy kind of character creation that just takes everything Diana is and makes it opposite #the Sovereign or is he a Bizarro Wonder Woman? #like Superman and Lex aren't wholly opposites their goals are the same it's their motivation that's different #Lex 'helps' because he wants to look good and get praise and money he does good for selfish reasons #meanwhile Superman does good because it's the right thing to do #the sovereign looks and feels shallow #it's trying hard to be edgy but it's cringe i mean 'lasso of lies'? #it feels like it's gonna be revealed that there wasn't ever going to be a history where the sovereign and his ilk ruled America #but someone gave this man the lasso of lies and he created his new reality off the old one LIKE when Cap was rewritten to be Hydra #and we know he gets locked up so what is the actual stakes in this story we know he gets defeated #so what makes this story important? #like wonder woman earth one did this whole arc better and the main villain being max lord aka ares made more sense #the first 6 or so issues should have been on working towards unraveling amazonian influence and power in America because a group of men #see them as a threat to American superiority if this is the direction you want to go in #snapping your fingers and fastfowarding for a first issue is not the in media res you think it is #im ranting but ww has been one of mh fav series the past few years and now #for the first time in a long time #i have to not read it because this whole storyline sucks #dc comics #i can't wait for whoever comes next to undo what's happening now because if there's one consistent thing about WW is she will be reinvented

[dumbasswhatever]

at the beginning of the trial for 4-2, the judge makes it pretty clear that he hasnt seen klavier in court since the trial of seven years ago, and he even says that he worried klavier might still be upset about it. but klavier doesnt actually confirm or deny any of this

this dialogue drives me so insane. did he really stay away from all legal matters for seven years? did he prosecute cases and just happened to deal with other judges? did he work on cases that he didnt prosecute (like how edgeworth worked on sl-9 without being the prosecutor)??? he didnt even start prosecuting cases right after kristoph was arrested, there were about two months between 4-1 and 4-2, so it seems like he really did just start standing in court again to see if apollo was a good lawyer or not. im losing my mind i need to see klavier gavin again i need to know if he really did stop working as a prosecutor entirely for seven years and if he really did suspect that kristoph manipulated him all along

#gripping the sides of my laptop so tightly i crush it. so i've been thinking about aa4 recently #this is all questions but generally i think that um. theres no way he gave up being a prosecutor entirely #i mean klavier said that daryan was the very first detective he ever worked with. and the case seven years ago had gumshoe instead #so we know that before that case klavier had probably been working on other cases and just wasnt like the prosecutor in charge of em #so he very much could have been doing that #also. if he did stop standing in court. did he really believe that kristoph manipulated him??? like listen #yes in 4-4 he says that hes been wondering about the truth of that case for seven years #but. he could have been lying. bc earlier when apollo suggests that kristoph is the killer in 4-4 #klavier says. and i quote. 'there's no way my bro could do a thing like that!' #and the judge is like yeah he was in jail he couldnt have done that. but the wording of that sounds much more like klavier believes that #his bro is not an evil person. (yes kristoph was already arrested for murder once at this point. but if klavier watched that trial then #i think theres a good chance he noticed that the bloody ace was suspicious as shit. i think he could have still believed kris to be innocen #............................................who knows maybe he believed kristoph not to be a murderer but a guy who gave him wrong info #why did i put this in the tags if i was gonna write a whole essay. whatever. i have to put klavier in my brain and microwave him every #so often. i know so many klavier lines its insane also i know that some of these lines probably were not meant to be thought about too much #but what are htey gonna do? put me in ace attorney jail??? let me see klavier and franziska and kay and sebastian? ok go ahead

[iimexpensiive]

While there are many factors to why Wukong gave up and stopped trying to do any good or change, there was one solid reason for why he finally broke and stopped caring about the world in general. It was when Tripitaka gave up — the monk not only giving up his immortality to be done, but having said their whole Journey had been a waste and that the Scriptures they had protected had been worthless in the end. It especially hit when Tripitaka said "What was the point of leashing you like a dog and causing you such misery and pain?" also played a factor, since Tripitaka never had admitted that he had truly 'hurt' him and was only 'teaching' him. Wukong has kept this to himself, since he didn't want to see his fellow Pilgrims' image of the monk they loved and cared for tarnished. Letting them keep the memory of their Master that was unbroken and untarnished. Taking on that burden instead of Tripitaka.

#Behind The Mask | {OOC} #Living Legend | About the Muse {Sun Wukong} #Do Not Trespass | {Do NOT Reblog} #I've been trying to think of how to word this properly for a while; not sure if I did the thought justice here =w=;;; #BUT yeah; might change depending if we get to ever see the other pilgrims and such in the next installments or not... #I figured it had to be something that was TRULY devastating that happened - Wukong was already a wreck before this #BUT as long as Tripitaka was hopeful? He had hope still that things would change...only till the monk broke #He keeps this a secret though #He doesn't want his fellow pilgrims to know how badly Tripitaka felt in the end #He doesn't want them to know their Master gave up on everything #Have some feels for tonight UwU

[wolf-skins]

nvm the americans in the notes going “i live in america you don’t want privatized healthcare” are normies and fine it’s the fucking americans going LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKS

americans stop pretending you’re the main characters in the story and eat my entire ass

#i want to have empathy for the story they gave but to start off like a total wanker talking down to us like ontarians haven #t been freaking out about this and talking about it over and over for years now is disgusting #we don't need you to increase the fucking font size and yell at us like we're children we fucking know we don't want goddamn privatized #healthcare jesus christ i hate looking at cdnpoli online bc americans never stop making it about them as if they're the only one #who have ever suffered from bad policy or some shit and the rest of us are dumb fools needing to be told by y'all #i Know. we all personally fucking know bc there's plenty of instances like the story in the notes having already happened here #this bill would just be another last push. he's already done so much damage and if you cared you would know exactly what and how #GOD i hate this but it's so frustrating to see americans make it about themselves as if i don't have enough trouble #every single fucking day talking to canadians about this shit. bc so many normie libs are obsessed with looking at america okay just #stop it. if we can shut up and support y'all during your political struggles by god you can try to do it for us #anyways i guess the vote offered doesn't even mean anything but idk why i thought there would be #there's actually no stopping it unless somehow ford got booted in the next day but that's not a thing #it's just capitalism lol. and fascism. bc he's already violated the charter and there's already brutality and capitalism demands more and #more. violating federal law some more to make sure the rich can devour our corpses some more is just inevitable

[snekdood]

I think in the whole convo around why its hard to make friends today really understimates how technology has essentially ripped peoples masks off to show how toxic they can become and how repelling and even scary it can be interacring with ppl bc of it. Bc of tiktok. Bc of ppl filming you secretly. Bc the "bullying is good, actually" people. Literally that video of that lady lying to her neighbor and then the neighbor confronted her and she gaslighted the neighbor like. You might laugh but deep down you know youd never hang out w that person on a deep level. You know that person would just be toxic. At this point being alone seems more appealing bc you dont have to risk all this weird bullshit. Its almost worth the touch starvation n all the other physical and mental bullshit that comes w loneliness n shit if every friend geoup is going to try to eventually moralize their hate of you and kick you out of a friend geoup for being too "cringe" and then put you on blast online and then all the commentors just laugh and dont think deeply about the situation bc theyre just there to laugh and are prolly just as fuckin toxic. Like we got a real issue here yall. Wtf is going on. Ppl in my generation are so fucking unlikeable.

#why be lonely and fucked up bc of it with extra trauma when you can just be lonely and fucked up bc of it #why make the situation worse and risking having more trauma than you already do #and hey! its not like i like feeling this fuckin way! but i dont trust any of yall and i dont think i ever will be able to #to the person taking this post and pointing and laughing at it! IM LOTERALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU! #MAYBE GO FUCKING LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO FUCKIN UNLIKEABLE TO EVERYONE #SHIT DAWG. BE BETTER. #technology just gave people a whole new and worse way to abuse people. #please fucking understand: THIS ISNT FUCKING NORMAL #and yes before your moralizing ass gets up in here this IS one of those times where normalcy is good actually. where have an inherent #sense of human decency for others is actually a GOOD thing society tries to teach people. #sometimes not EVERYTHING is worth getting rid about *society* #god. all i ever wanted was a nice friend group where ppl dont make fun of me for being different. apparently that's too much to ask for #these days. idk what happened but some time when the 2000's became the 2010's ppl just became fucking awful randomly. #like all of that. loving yourself freely no mayter how cringe shit just suddenly vanished. i thought maybe humanity would see the light #again some day but i guess fuckin nah. #whatever. i hope we all rot at this point.

[angelamontoo]

I received The animated Peter Lorre as an early birthday present and I absolutely love it! Its an enthralling read as a fan of both Peter Lorre and animation history(I'm still surprised by how many characters I grew up with, who I didn't know were Peter parodies till I read the book) and I'm thrilled to own it for myself.....but I do have an issue with it(cause god forbid I enjoy anything without finding something to later complain on tumblr about)

OK so this is the epilogue

And I just.....

#like im sorry im being such a jerk csuse obviously im eternally grateful that someone took the time to compile an index about every peter #lorre caricature/reference in animation they could find #but how does one compile such an index and not notice that references to the actual peter lorre went out the door a loooong time ago #but anyway this is a very cool book #i remember becoming obsessed with the beatles cartoon for a brief period a few years back for how damn weird it is #and one of the funniest things anout it to me was George harrisons weird ass changeable accent #and i had no clue that he sounded like that because his VA just gave him a peter lorre impression #the one about weevil from yugioh was interesting too #cause i grew up with that anime but ive seen yugioh abriged so many times in my teens that i can only hear him sounding like beavis lol #also im pleased about the chameleon from Tuff puppy #cause thats one i actually did recall all by myself and it was nice to have it confirmed #peter lorre #the animated peter lorre #also i dont agree about petes actual image slipping away #if anything i think its the opposite #in an era where his older films are easier for any jo schmo to watch than ever #(i still have faith that well see more of The missing wife in my life time) #i think petes parodies help new generations discover him #whenever i first discovered peter lorre part of my fascination was the weird familiarity i already had of him from cartoons #and now ive been obsessed with him for over two years #matthew hahn #just realised i spelt his name wrong in the meme fml

[cognitosclowns]

What part do you think Robotus will play in Part 2? He better be fucking ok.

If Rand so much as look in his direction I'm gonna start SWINGING

tbh there's a lot of options??

there's definitely a,, Redemption Arc going on, what with him helping The Gang out in eps 2, 4, 10.

so tbh!! I'm hoping he gets a Big Moral Decision!!

Like he gets the chance to destroy the world and he ends up not taking it bc,, he's gotten attached to humans??? OUGHE <333333

I KNOW they aren't gonna want to speedrun his arc, it's probably gonna be a while until he's Reformed but UGHHHH

<333 THE CLIMAX TO HIS ARC IS GONNA DO THINGS TO MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY I JUST KNOW IT.

OVERALL I think he's gonna be,, mostly intel for the group??

Previously he was constantly looking through security logs + cams so I could definitely see him,,,,, doing some subterfuge to help The Gang undermine Rand!!

In terms of misc stuff? like vague Silly Hopes I Have??? Silly Goofery?

Something homosexual in me Requires an IHNMAIMS reference. Even if it's just a microcosm, like him taking over the Cognito Inc Building and trapping everyone inside.

I don't know why I don't know where I just need this man to have his A.M Hate Monologue Moment. It would either fix him or make him worse.

Brett giving him a nickname. He'll hate it at first and slowly warm up to it,,, and I will burst into tears

overall just. Gang interactions with AB <333333 please it will fix me.

I NEED him and Robo-Reagan to meet

Two Infinitely Intelligent Robots with massive egos teaming up with the goal of taking over the world? oh BABY these two are gonna be at eachothers throat in 5 minutes and it will be everything.

*GRIPS THE WRITERS* LET HIM SEE THE SUN

please I know I talk about this all the time but. He Has Never Seen The Sun Please Let Him See The Sun With His Own Two Eyes Please Please Please Ple

Another thing I've been thinking about is how. Reagan's lab is shown to have a SHIT ton of A.B parts in ep one, all behind glass containers. Enough to make,,,,,, several more of him,,,,

..... LISTEN Rand is absolutely petty enough to. make his Own A.B as like,, a personal enforcer around Cognito. He's absolutely the kind of shitweasel to steal his Daughter's work for his own benefit

TLDR I miss my wife Part 2 cannot come soon enough

#i also remember smb made a post that was like 'Alpha-Beta needs to kidnap Matt Leblanc next season' AND THATS SO FUNNY TO ME THAT. YEAH. #also. give him a breakdown i want it i want it i want it so bad #this kinda falls into the Monologue Moment smdnsmd but. i think it would be very fantastic to see him Unwell. #also. tbh i cant see him teaming with Rand. MSNDMSD he already hates humanity and Rand is like #the SHITTIEST human lmao #i also want a friendship btwn him and gigi. idk it feels like theres a Throughline btwn them #gigi being in charge of media and AB being. Pretty Fucked Up by the internet. #IDK i want them to be the two Responsible Adults who look at the gang from the sidelines like 'dear fuck how have they survived this long' #ALSO place your bets for when part 2 is gonna release #i also really love how IJ gave us both. an Evil Man and an '''Evil Man'''' #MSNDMS like. Rand is properly evil and irredeemable. #but AB is just. like one of those small dogs who think they could kick your ass but actuall just nip at your ankles a bit #MSNDMSD like. he's all Monologues and Shouting but also. absolutely normal. like the most Dude ever. just some guy. #he watches sitcoms and laughs at his own dad jokes hes so nothing MSNDSMDNS AND I LOVE THAT I LOVE THEY GAVE US AN EVIL CHARACTER WHO #IS TRULY JUST SO AVERAGE #inside job #sfw #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #<33333333333333333 mwamwamwamwmamwamwmamwmamwmamwamwmamwma