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one-is-confused · 10 months

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TOTK Theories and Headcanons

Since playing TOTK some headcanons and theories have been brewing in my head and I just want to get it out

Theory 1 (Which turn out to be a collection of Theories) : Hyrule Kingdom was founded twice

Now I seen this theory before but I wanted to add some more stuff to it. So the reason why I think this is simple, IT MAKES SENSE. Because first of all, Rito. They only make an appearance in WW (Wind Waker) and BOTW/TOTK. So it is odd that the Rito exist in the founding era of Hyrule because the time Hyrule was founded was in SS (Skyward Sword). Or should I say it was first founded as the existence of Rito did not occur yet as SS is the First game in the Timeline, but we did see the Rito in the founding era of Hyrule during TOTK so the entire situations is weird.

But we all collectively agree that BOTW somehow manages to bring together the three timelines making it one again. Now I bring this up because if Hyrule Kingdom was founded a second time, why? Why was it founded again? Simple, the Great Flood. As in WW there was a Great Flood that drowned the continent of Hyrule. But since BOTW is at the end of all three timelines, what happen to the Great Flood since it no longer there?

This is just a guess but maybe it has to do something with the Zonai. Now hear me out what if, what if the Zonai got rid of the great flood as they are viewed to have some kind of god like powers. It also worth mentioning that the Zonai ruins in Faron. Along with the fact that these sets of ruins are much older then all of the other ruins and that they or someone else worship some type of Water Dragon (reference). So either the Zonai got rid of it or the Water Dragon did.

Since the Great Flood been removed Hyrule Kingdom needed to be founded again and most likely Hyrule Kingdom was not founded again until a very, very long time if you take the Zonai Ruins in account as these ruins are much older then the other Zonai structures.

And after some research into the Great Flood (this article) Hyrule was founded again after the defeat of Ganondorf in WW but Hyrule at that point is complete swallowed by water. But as I said earlier the flood manage to go away but it didn't specify if Hyrule Kingdom was founded again after WW as it only says that a new Hyrule was created on the water.

For more information here is a page, "Arrive of the Zonai" if you want to get more into the timeline of before the events of BOTW/TOTK or the timeline in general.

Theory 2 : Water Dragon

Talking about the Water Dragon makes me question does the Water Dragon exist ... maybe? I mean, the three main dragons (Dinraal, Farosh, and Naydra) all represent elements that we commonly see in the environment and in enemies like the Chuchu. As there are fire, ice, and electric Chuchus but there are water Chuchus but there is no water dragon. But maybe there once was in the past that is now either slumbering or dead. I don't know. I also want to mention that certain ores fused with a magic rod/staff does output fire (Ruby), ice (Sapphire), electric (Topaz), Light (if you are willing to include star fragments into the equation), and water (Opal).

Then again you could argue that there are no water keese and other water enemies beside the Lizalfos and the Octorok...... Yeah I don't know. Take this theory with a grain of rock salt.

Theory 3 (Is this a theory?) : BOTW/TOTK is at the end of all three timelines

I know I said this earlier but one, this makes sense, and two, in TOTK there are the outfits and weapons of the heroes from the other timelines. But oddly enough you can only find most of them in the Depths excluding the Fierce Deity set and Sword along with the Dusk Claymore which is in Typhlo Ruins. I bring this up because as I was exploring I came across something interesting in Sage Temple Cave. There is this small stone tablet that mentions there being a weapon stored here but it was decided to be move to Typhlo Ruins. The Weapon is the Dusk Claymore. But I do find it odd that the Dusk Bow is just on the side of the tallest pillar of Hyrule Castle. I mean it just laying there, its not even in a chest.

Now I know that there are other outfits that are not found in the Depths like the Awakening set but that makes you wonder where that thief found its original location. But why are most of them in the Depths to begin with, most of them are located in abandon mines.

And I not going to even mention how you get the Evil Spirit Armor set. Because that entire situation is a bit confusing, you can read Links thought on those quests by going to the list of finished quest and the end it just said that you are left with more questions then answer.

Theory 4 (this is something I have heard before) : The Three main dragons were once Zonai

To be honest I did not believe this when I first heard it. I was like aren't they spirits that decided to take the form of the dragon. And then I see the entry for the Light Dragon which also beings with "a spirit" but if you know the truth, you know. So at this point I decided to look at the dragons and then I saw it. That the manes of the dragons do resemble that of a Zonai, look at King Rauru hair and compare it to the dragons mane. And that they were most likely were once Zonai as Mineru did say that it is a forbidden act meaning it has occurred in the past.

Headcanon :

-- Zelda was mostly likely sent roughly about 20,000 into the past as it seems that Calamity Ganon took 10,000 years to form and since it appeared twice (I am not included that it was at bay for a century due to Zelda cause that don't count), it can be concluded that the imprisoning war took place 20,000 in the past

-- The title of the game Tears of the Kingdom is referring to the Light Dragons tears and you cannot convince me otherwise

-- Link and Zelda are at least in some type of relationship

#theory #fan theory #tears of the kingdom #loz #legend of zelda #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom #loz botw #loz theory #theories #loz headcanons #its just a theory #a game theory #I am so sorry I couldn't help myself #these are just theory so don't take them seriously

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abunnsburrow · 3 days

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Jay from Ninjago has an eyebrow notch. He doesn't not have an eyebrow notch and has always had an eyebrow notch. Nothing against normal eyebrows, but he has had an eyebrow notch for 6+ years. We all grew up with Jay with an eyebrow notch and why would we let them change his character for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character without an eyebrow notch, not rewrite one of the best Lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree Jay should keep his eyebrow notch. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will stop using this copypasta I'm sorry I just couldn't resist doing it again

#ninjago #ninjago jay #jay ninjago #jay walker #I'M SO SORRY I THOUGHT OF THIS AND COULDN'T HELP MYSELF #I know I already did one I am so sorry dhdvdvvs

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jar-of-something-else · 1 year

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sleeping w/ the mercs [IT IS LIKE THAT]

these are so badddddd bro literally ignore this i just need practice and the mercs are my victims pinky promise i'll get better

yeah the title is the exact same as the tf2 headcanons from my main SO WHAT

if ur under 16 please don't interact 👍🏻

afab reader i’m sorry guys :( gender is totally neutral though

obviously this is under a cut

warnings/includes: MENTIONS OF SYRINGES/NEEDLES, SCALPELS, AND MEDICAL STUFF IN MEDIC'S SECTION!!!!!! AND KNIVES AND BLOOD IN SNIPER'S!!!! these are so bad, pyro is insane, medic is also insane, sniper is depraved, actually everybody's depraved, i'm depraved and also so so sorry

mostly what they're into/how they behave, nothing super reader specific in these ones

Scout:

-he’s got enough experience but he isn’t as good as he says he is, he’s got the spirit though and that’s what matters

-really good with his fingers but he can't find the clit half the time so help him out a bit

-absolutely an ass man but isn’t into anal

-scout usually likes positions where he can easily see/touch your ass (doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc)

-definitely says cringe shit in the bedroom, 100% refers to himself as daddy (which is canon i think?? i remember him having a voice line where he does that, could be wrong tho)

-has tried (and failed) to call you kitten on the regular but reverted back to the usual (still cringy) nicknames he calls you after demo made fun of him

-he never shuts up so the dirty talk is CRAZYYYY

-calls you stuff like doll, baby, babe, and uses pretty girl/boy/baby and babygirl/boy/doll when he's close

-even though he’s a little clumsy with it, he really does like giving oral, just give him a little direction; BUT likes receiving oral even more, sorry abt ur knees babe 💔

-definitely into semi-public sex, he won’t do anything in front of people but you bet your ass he’s finding some alleyway or storage closet to get freaky in

-does get jealous pretty easy and even though he’s usually not too rough with you he is not above manhandling when he sees fit

-the dog tags stay on, do with that what you will

Soldier:

-good GAWD

-literally so mean but mean in a hot way so that makes it okay

-absolutely nickname crazy; most of them aren't very cute or sexy (i.e. cadet, maggot, etc) but cupcake always makes an appearance

-very much into verbal degradation because of course he is, is also very into manhandling and just kinda tossing you around but he doesn't wanna hurt you too bad

-rarely ever fucks on an actual bed, usually it's the nearest wall/table/chair/couch, any surface you could lay/sit on really

-no the helmet is not coming off but that adds to it

-the honey IS going on though, maybe not his full body but it will make an appearance (he’s def into foodplay)

-tiny bit of a size kink, i think soldier is one of the taller, bulkier mercs so there's a very good chance he's much bigger than you in one way or another

-would absolutely be interested in a threesome with demo let's get real here

-very attracted to body hair bc i say so

-likes positions where he's very obviously the one in control/with the power; very into restraint either with some device (handcuffs, rope, etc) or with his own hands

-VERY loud, so good luck with that lmao

Pyro:

-man,,,,

-obviously into temperature and wax play

-the mask and suit do not come off, but pyro has a plethora of toys to use on you instead 😊

-gets off on the idea that he's some faceless person you can't really understand that has complete control over you and your body

-does occasionally lift the mask up just above his nostrils to kiss you, though, scarred lips be damned

-does babble a lot, even though it's all muffled; the nicknames he uses are surprisingly cute, he'll call you stuff like sugarplum, marshmallow, firefly, sugar cube, and other sickly-sweet names

-doesn't like showing you his bare skin/body because of their burn scars, but pyro does enjoy grinding if you wanna help him out that bad

-derives most of his pleasure from making you feel good, though, so he isn't really looking for any type of physical release on his end

-pyro's are kinda short i just can't think of any more rn i apologize 💔

Demo:

-WHAT A MAN 😍😍😍

-#1 lover out of all the mercs get fucked spy

-i think his build is very similar to soldiers, maybe an inch or two taller, so he definitely has the same lowkey size kink

-is also open to a threesome with soldier

-absolutely a service dom but he teases so much

-FAKE SYMPATHY!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!!!!

-likes when you call him by his name more than any of the cheesy titles dudes usually want their significant other to call them but he is always referring to you by any nickname he can think of; the most popular ones are lamb, sweetheart, lass/lad, my girl/boy/baby and "poor, sweet thing"

-loves talking to you and making you talk back to him even when you're literally on a different planet; makes you tell him what you want him to do even though he knows exactly what you're gonna say

-also slightly into dumbification (not to the extent medic or engineer are, though, he just thinks it's hot)

-very much into face and thigh riding

-foreplay alone could last as long as an hour if he's feeling "mean" at that particular time

-THIGH MAN!!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!

-makes you hold eye contact with him, sometimes the eyepatch comes off 🥴

-likes giving a whole lot more than receiving but he isn't about to turn down a blowjob if you offer

-waking you up with oral, it's his version of breakfast in bed

Heavy:

-and you thought demo was a service dom 🙄

-literally will do whatever you ask him to he does not care, as long as you feel good he's content

-very obvious size kink and it's very easy to exploit, but heavy doesn't take too kindly to teasing (he isn't about to stop you, though)

-speaks mostly in russian so unless you're fluent you can't really understand him but you get the gist of what he's saying by the tone in his voice

-outside of whatever russian bullshit he's spouting out, he calls you his "leetle bunny"

-tries to be gentle with you because of how big he is, but if he's provoked he can and will get wild

-as stated above, he can and will get wild, which includes his dirty talk; russian praise will turn into demeaning english muttered in your ear

-BREEDING KINK !!!!!!!!!!

-doesn't tease you on purpose, but he goes slow enough to where you think he's fucking with you (no pun intended)

-begging is never necessary but it is a guilty pleasure of his

-doesn't ask to receive oral often but watching you struggle with it does kinda turn him on even more

-face sitting extraordinaire, yes he does make the stupid eating sounds like in the game and yes he does it on purpose to try to make you laugh

-LET HEAVY FUCK NASTY GOD DAMN IT!!!

Engineer:

-WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN 😍😍😍

-much stronger than you'd think he is and he does use that to his advantage

-slight temperature play when the gunslinger is involved, it's just a little colder than room temperature but it's a very stark contrast

-loves conflicting his speech with his actions; he'll sweet talk and praise you while he's railing you into next week

-speaking of, he'll call you anything but your name. honeybee, honey, darlin', sweet girl/boy/baby, baby girl/boy/doll, any nickname that sounds hot in a southern accent he's callin you

-he absolutely has a daddy kink but won't tell you unless you have one too and approach him first, chances are you're younger than he is and he doesn't wanna make you think he's a weirdo

-all in all, the dirty talk is INSANEEEEEEEE

-absolutely into dumbification, he knows he's smart and he gets off on the power imbalance when you're babbling about nothing and he's still perfectly present

-also slightly into dacryphilia? it's not attractive when you're crying from pain, sadness, frustration, etc but he likes making you feel so good you're overwhelmed and all you can do is cry for him

-might forget to take the helmet and goggles off, but if you want him to keep them on then by all means he will

-would absolutely abide by the cowboy hat rule (if you don't know what that is, basically if a cowboy puts his hat on your head y'all are fuckin' later on)

-very much into bigger people, the extra chub around the thighs, chest, cheek, and stomach areas are a weakness of his

MEDIC!

-the moment we've all been waiting for

-kinda like soldier in the fact that he's mean in a hot way, but it's less bully-mean and more absolutely deranged mean

-of course he's into degradation and medical play, definitely dacryphilia and dumbification (for similar reasons engineer is), another merc with a slight size kink cause medic is big as hell

-likes to get you on the operation table and trace a syringe or scalpel (or both if he's feeling patient [haha get it]) along your body purely for the fear it evokes from you

-wants to get you scared/vulnerable and that's how he starts his foreplay; totally into the whole predator/prey thing but not in the same way sniper is, medic is more into metaphorical or psychological hunting rather than the actual thing

-FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!

-teases, edges, and overstimulates you to the point of tears and gets this stupid smug look on his face while cooing at you

-calls you demeaning names, like pet, but he's got some cute ones he uses too; täubchen, maus, schatz, and liebling (dove, mouse, sweetheart, and darling) are very prevalent in and outside of the bedroom

-if you're okay with it, medic does like to use you as a bit of stress relief when everybody else is getting on his nerves

-is 100% down for a doctor/nurse or doctor/patient roleplay let's get real here

-also into semi-public sex, sometimes he'll leave the medbay door unlocked and slightly ajar purpose just to mess with you

-though he is very rough with you most of the time, he likes to save his more tender moments for when the two of you are in an actual bedroom and not his workspace

Sniper:

-wild. like genuinely doesn't know what to do with himself when he's horny he just goes fucking crazy.

-even though he gets crazy insane, he doesn’t really know what all to do and it frustrates him; he doesn't have much experience when it comes to sexual acts with another person involved so please give him some pointers

-absolutely into knife play come on

-if you have a period, he'd also be down for period sex he does not care about blood in the slightest

-isn't all that nickname-heavy like some of the other mercs here, but he does sprinkle them into his dirty talk. it's usually the same things he calls you outside of the bedroom, like 'roo, darl', and love

-into body worship, giving or receiving. he likes making you feel beautiful and he likes feeling good about himself too

-would definitely want you to suck him off while he does target practice and i know this is such a popular headcanon but come on guys

-another popular headcanon is sniper being into predator/prey dynamics which like,,,come on. it's literally perfect. you're telling me this nutcase dude wouldn't be into scaring the shit out of you by physically hunting you down. it's basically canon idc

-likes biting and leaving marks on your neck/shoulders in very visible areas because he's kind of a possessive guy ngl

-as much as he likes people seeing the aftermath of what he does to you, sniper is a very private person so he really wouldn't be all that into sneaky sex. the closest you'll get is his sniper nest while he does target practice on cease-fire days

Spy:

-despite being an asshole on the regular, he's a very attentive lover

-into body worship but only giving, he already knows he's fine and he wants to make sure you're never insecure about yourself

-bilingual babe 😍 speaks in french so much you can't really understand what he's talking about but he's more than happy to give you a translation

-also has a daddy kink let's get real here

-KNIFE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

-heavily into power play as well, similar to pyro because he'll keep his clothes (including the mask and gloves) on while you're completely bare to him

-likes buying you lingerie

-likes getting and giving head the same amount, he has no real preference cause it's gonna end in sex every time anyway 🤷‍♀️

-french nicknames ONLY!!!! mon cher (my dear), ma chérie/mon chéri (my darling), amour/mon amour (love/my love), gentille fille/garçon/bébé (sweet girl/boy/baby), mon ange (my angel) [currently using my basic understanding of the french language for evil]

-semi-public and public sex spy does not give a fuck he has a cloaking device for a reason 🙄🙄

-if you don't already have one he will give you an accent kink

#i'm so SORRYYYYY #tf2 fans please don't beat me over the head #i just need practice </3 #yeah i included some salt n peppa references too i couldn't help myself #tf2 headcanons #tf2 x reader #tf2 smut #scout x reader #soldier x reader #pyro x reader #demoman x reader #heavy x reader #engineer x reader #medic x reader #sniper x reader #spy x reader #smut headcanons #god i am so sorry

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caitylove · 9 months

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#laura roslin #battlestar galactica #bsg #barbie #I am so sorry #I couldn't help myself #mary mcdonnell

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putonyourbathingsuits · 2 months

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#swann arlaud #my gifs #swannedit #10 gifs bc I literally couldn't help myself i am so sorry but he's so pretty in this interview it is insane

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therowdymagpie · 8 months

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I have a feeling he would do this...

#the arcana #the arcana game #arcana memes #count lucio #arcana headcanons #he is that bitch #the arcana headcanons #lucio the arcana #arcana game #i am so sorry #i couldn't help myself

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thepetesimp · 8 days

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kpanniversary2024, prompt 7: Favourite Platonic Relationship

"Hey, Pete?" "Hm?" "Have you ever thought of how your life would be like if you weren't working here?" The cigarette stilled between Pete's fingers. Smoke swirling in front of his face, somewhat blocking his expression from a curious Porsche standing to his left. Through his bangs, he noticed how Porsche wasn't actually looking at him when he asked the question. Momentary relief spread through him, though he knew Porsche wouldn't be satisfied without an answer. "Not really," he said truthfully. There was no point in hypotheticals, not in his case. "I have," Porsche said, as if he ignored Pete's words. The relief settled between his lungs. He took another drag. "My life would probably be the same as it was before," continued Porsche, "but I'd like to think I'd be able to open up that bar one day. Maybe after Chay finished university or something." Pete hummed and exhaled. His cigarette was getting shorter. Their break would be over soon. "How come you've never thought about it?" asked Porsche suddenly, turning to face Pete. "Do you... like working here?" Pete coughed and dropped his almost-finished cigarette to the ground. His eyes were darting between his feet, his mouth hanging open. Fucking Porsche and his questions. Sometimes, he had this need to pry Pete open and discover things Pete himself wanted hidden; mostly because he didn't know what would happen if he exposed them to the world. He looked at Porsche with a dumb look on his face, not knowing what to say, but he quickly remembered about their training and how they'd get punished by Chan if they were late to return. As good of an excuse as any. He said so and left with hurried steps, leaving a puzzled Porsche behind. Hopefully, he'd have forgotten this discussion by the time they'd be on their own again.

#HELLO I AM BACK WITH MY BULLSHIT #I wasn't going to write sth for this prompt because “Heist” was a difficult one for me #but then I took a shower and inspiration striked for the other prompt that's on the table #and I thought of spreading my PorschePete agenda once again muahaha #a little longer than I had hoped so sorry about that #but I couldn't help myself you have to understand #they're so important to me your honor #kinnporche the series #kpanniversary2024 #porschepete #pete saengtham #porsche kittisawasd

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hollis-art · 11 months

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I want to here data Spider-Man backstory soooooooooo bad please

coming right up!!!!!!! it's in the form of a story because that's how my brain works and i love explaining things when it comes to spiderman or data. its lots of words and i spent like 2 hours writing it and reworking it to make sense

The crew of the Enterprise has taken notice of a nearby planet whose population is soon to be doomed by a phenomenon that they seem to be unaware of. While this planet has made contact with alien life, they are not open to doing it again. It would very much be a violation of the Prime Directive to intervene, but the Enterprise does their usual method of completely disregarding the law and helping the alien species anyways. They'll get yelled at for it later, but their current focus is the wellbeing of this planet and their people.

As they always do (I think they do, at least. If not, then they really should), the crew gets their hands on any and all information they can find on this species and their culture before they do anything. After some digging, they find that this world is the home to many super-powered individuals. While the population is more saturated with those without special abilities, those with powers are often the ones with the most say in what happens. And because the crew needs people to hear their warnings, they needed someone whose abilities could be interpreted as superpowers. Troi's empathy and Worf's strength was something of great wonder to humans, but it wouldn't be nearly as interesting to the species who already had great quantities of both of those traits.

So, as they typically do, they turn to Data for help.

His strength is greater than Worf's, his intellect is forever growing, and the most important part for this plan: Data had the ability to copy things by simply watching or by downloading it into his database. He was the perfect person for the job.

After what seemed like hours of discussion over what abilities or powers Data should obtain, it was Geordi who brought up the idea of Spider-Man.

Data, who had never taken it upon himself to learn about any Earth Superheroes, found the concept quite captivating.

Rather than getting bitten by a radioactive spider, Data's bite was in the form of a program that Geordi made to mimic the powers that a lot of the Spider-People tended to present. The program also included many arial aerobic and gymnastic lessons compressed down into only a few seconds. While the two worked together on installing some web-like spinnerets in his arm compartments, the other crew members focused on the equally important task of creating the costume that Spider-Data (as they have been calling him) would wear.

The role of a superhero was seen as the highest honor you could have on this world, and the ones with recognizable and unique costumes had an easier time spreading their message. The crew had this in mind, but the main purpose of the spider-suit would be to hide the fact that Data doesn't look the way this species does. There is a great variety in how they all present, but Data appears much more Human than they do.

Once everything has been planned and thought out, the identity of Interweb has been formed.

(The name was also Geordi's idea. Data had followed Geordi into his quarters while trying to come up with a name for people to know him as, since 'Data' was not the sort of name anyone on this world would know. Data was pacing around the room, listing off a long, long, long list of concepts and ideas, when he found that he had been pacing from the floor, to the wall, to the ceiling, wall and floor again. Geordi, who was just trying to get ready for bed, looked up at him from where he stood on the ceiling, and gave him his opinion in attempt to get Data to get the memo and leave. Data nodded in appreciation, returned to standing on the rightful surface, and left for the night. The only indication that he had been there was the shoe scuffs that he had accidently left on the ceiling)

It only took one actual training session to see that Data was already ready for this very important job. There was no improvement needed to be seen in his form or methods, and he had planned for everything. Well... Almost everything. Once he had been brought down to the surface, he had quickly realized that his sidekick had snuck into his bag when he wasn't looking.

And within a week, the alien planet was saved by Interweb and his "cat" Spot :) (No one on this planet knows what a cat or a spider is, but they weren't gonna say a thing about it because they had just been saved by the two of them and they're very thankful about it)

#i could have easily made this half the length but i love Interweb so much i just couldn't help myself im sorry. or you're welcome? idk #shoutout to my mom for the name Interweb btw #my ideas were Dataweb or Website which just aren't nearly as good #star trek #data soong #spiderman #writing #when i was rambling about this to my mom she looked at me the way you look at a toddler whose telling you about their day #she was fr just like “that's nice honey”. i am talking about a very serious matter here MOTHER. this is super serious.#that is absolutely how Geordi was looking at Data rambling as well. i just know it.#like you don't wanna listen but you're going to because you're nice

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illusion-of-sea-axes · 1 year

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Thanks to the Goncharov resurgence, I now get the 'Clocks are round’ reference in Season 3, Episode 53 of Red Vs Blue.

(Does that make Church... Goncharov?)

#Red Vs Blue #RVB #I am. So sorry to everyone for bringing the boys into this I HAD TO #I couldn't help myself #Goncharov #Goncharov 1973 #Unreality #TW Unreality #There is legit a foundation for a meta post about how Church parallels Goncharov though and. I am not sure how to feel about that #Leonard Church #Michael J Caboose

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moe-broey · 5 months

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It's not a direct one-to-one since Moe is firmly on the side of The Power of Friendship, but I do think it has the exact energy as The Devil from The Bible (Shadow fandub) when pressed a little too much and a mask slips

#fire emblem #feh #moe voice every day i wake up i have fun and be myself and attempt to select the correct dialogue options and be personable #while also maintaining that i'm fucked up and evil and super scary actually. i'm both god's favorite AND condemned and abhorred #and if i show any signs of weakness the self fulfilling prophecy will fulfill itself. everyone WILL hate me but like isn't that??? good????#seclusion is safety after all. and i'm undoing all the damage done and becoming unacceptable.#AND YET. i wake up every day and i have fun and be myself and i stay silly and i hang out and have a good time.#through gritted teeth i am. SO LAID BACK. and SO SILLY.#and what are YOU doing. giving into despair????? couldn't be me. i am sooooooo much better than that.#idk if i'm gonna help you or make you worse but for one thing i WILL outdo you. i am soooo put together.#anyways. sorry about your boyfriend. that really sucks. when things happen involving loved ones that's out of your control.#fe alfonse #moe tag #summoner oc #my art

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isfjmel-phleg · 4 months

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#random personal stuff #I have just made arrangements for a trip that I know my mom would like to take too #to go to my late aunt's memorial #and I was really hoping Mom would come too #but it's like she's looking for every excuse not to make arrangements #says she doesn't want to ask my dad because he's sick/stressed/etc.#so she probably won't go but will later bemoan that she couldn't and I will feel like a heel for going #at least...I hope not but I suspect from long experience that this is how it will go down #I am this close to just calling Dad myself and asking for her and offering to help out #but that would be interfering #wish I could tell her to just communicate with Dad anyway #better to get it settled than assume anything and miss out #sorry you don't need to know this but I'm telling you anyway #this is an awkward position to be in with our family dynamics

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barmans-fault · 10 months

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your tags about alex being a needy bottom please omg i need someone to write the fic i'm BEGGING!!!! imagine alex being really desperate for it but miles slowing things down, but it being no less intense 🫠🫠🫠 bc what little prince needs is someone to take care of him

Omg anon I'd love to read that!!!💖 I'm too in love with that post of a fan who says they saw him leave with his parents, so i would love to read something equally fluffy and sexy about Alex's parents driving him back home to Sheffield to rest and inviting Miles along. And these two grown ass men feel like little boys from 2008 again as they are driven back to Sheffield, to Alex's childhood home, as they hold hands discretely at the back seat of Alex's Dad's car just like stupid teenagers in love they used to be. And when they arrive - after a long four-hour drive - they drink tea, and Alex goes to bed first, cos he's tired and in pain, and Miles remains downstairs and chats a bit with Alex's parents and they talk about this show and how amazing it is that the band and Miles have come all this way and many other things until they get tired. Penny prepares a guest room for Miles and kisses him goodnight, and Alex's Dad gives him a hug, and everyone already knows at this point that he's not going to sleep in that room - but it's just a little ritual that they do. So when the house gets quiet and the parents go to their room, Miles goes and checks on Alex, just to tuck him in and kiss his forehead and tell him that he loves even though he is sleeping. But Alex isn't sleeping and is in the mood for some fun and even though he is very tempting, Miles resists his charms and insists he needs to rest, but Alex promises to be quiet and says they have to do it just like they used to when they were two eighteen year old kids, when they were writing songs for taotu, when they used to clumsily make love on this single bed here in Alex's childhood bedroom. Whether or not Miles succumbs to his little prince's desires is not very important. What is important is that Miles is happy, so very happy, because Alex's eyes shine again and he is smiling again and even though he's absolutely knackered and his throat hurts and he's got fever, he is surrounded by Miles's love that will protect him from any harm and Miles calls him his Wonder and everything is in its place and no matter what, their love has once again prevailed and overcame everything. As it should and as it always will💖🌈🐢♥️🐵

#sorry i got carried away #but i couldn't help myself #i am just still so overwhelmed by that hug and that performance and that gig in general 😭😭😭😭#i start crying whenever I'm thinking about it!!!

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Aegon would initially encourage Helaemond affair but then silently seethe in jealousy because he cannot believe Aemond does a better job at being a better lover (ffs, not in this too). Unironically, Helaemond would improve Helaegon relationship simply because Aegon would start a competition (solely existing in his head) of who can make Helaena cum more and harden which would indirectly bring Aegon and Helaena closer. And although I love an OT3 ending, Aegon would never want to share Helaena - he would be okay with extramarital sex, but Helaena loving Aemond more or even on the same level as him would never not trigger “omg mommy pls love ME” reflex in him. So he will taunt Aemond with their sister’s pussy but always remind him that she can never be truly Aemond’s. Ofc Helaena’s pussy is too addictive so he accepts and suffers in silence :) and Helaena is just a happy little bug in the middle getting extra dick every night :) :) :) Everyone suffers but her (as it should be)

This is so spot on, it may as well be what we would get if they made Helaegon vs. Helaemond canon lmao.

(This is gonna be looong so my rambles under the cut:)

Aegon absolutely cannot stand not being the center of attention and if he won't get any relief from his sexual obsession with his mother, then his sister has to be the next best thing.

At first it's like 'Why should I spent any time with Helaena, courting her or whatever, we're gonna marry anyway.' because Helaena was supposed to be his from the start so why even bother? Aegon is so used to Helaena being his mother's gift to him, he definitely takes her for granted. And there's no jealousy anywhere because nobody wants to associate with Helaena!

She's weird and she's a bit creepy with her bugs and her prophecies and any noble who ever was bewitched by her gentle nature and entertained the thought of courting her would've had second thoughts the moment Helaena would use a walk in the garden to start climbing into the bushes or digging in the dirt.

(I think Helaena would be very aware of how she's supposed to act in company of others but since Otto only ever really came back into the picture when the kids were already 10-14 and Viserys didn't really care, the greens most likely had some freedom in regards to behaving like total weirdos.

I don't know how much sense that makes since Alicent is all about duty and sacrifice but the first time we saw Aegon getting scolded it's by Otto, so I am personally believing that Alicent let her kids get away with a lot. And that aside from Aemond, both Aegon and Helaena used that to just. Be the weirdos they are.

Until Otto came along of course and started grooming Helaena to behave like a proper lady of the court).

And that's 100% the only reason Aegon (and Aemond) haven't been in any fights over Helaena's 'virtue'. If Helaena would've been more like Alicent or Sansa or Margaery, there would've been a bigger line up of people looking for the princesses favour - potentially even after Alicent announced her children's betrothal because betrothed isn't married yet and a Targaryen princess bonded to a Dragon? Always a big plus.

(There probably have been suitors - I can't believe the Lannisters wouldn't have tried - but as opposed to GoT, HotD feels...smaller? Like, I don't see any other kids at court aside from Aemond, Aegon and Helaena and that absolutely cannot be, but I guess they wanted the show to be more of a family drama. But maybe the books mention that there was no other potential suitor for Helaena and idk that because I haven't read the books, who knows).

I mean, the moment Jace dances with Helaena (which he btw only does to spite Aegon, I don't know why people seem to think he did it to make Helaena happy? He doesn't really care about her, they didn't even seem to have any kind of relationship - positive or negative - as kids, so why would his motivation lie with her and not with the Uncle he used to obviously be fond of and who now keeps belittling him in front of his betrothed) Aegon looks stunned. Like he never thought of the possibility of another man even looking at Helaena twice.

I mean, why should he? Helaena is his by all means and her being unfaithful? Will never happen. She was raised by Alicent after all and all of them now that the things Aegon does and the freedom he has hinge solely on the fact that he's a man.

Aegon and Aemond even share a look like 'Are you seeing this? Are we collectively hallucinating? What is going on??'

And to just think about this scene a little more and view it through a shippy lense: Aemond is probably also stunned and even more angry because there he is, the second son, the younger brother, the one who is so used to wanting yet never receiving unless he takes things by force - and pays for it in blood - there he is, resigning himself to a life without Helaena at his side because she was born not for him, but for his brother, swearing to himself to protect them both as best as he can (and their children) because that's the only way he can show love to either of them without it being inappropriate and what does Jace do?

The bastard who's waiting for his turn to sit the throne once again takes something he isn't privy to, yet feels entitled to possess, dancing with a married woman in front of her husband and his own betrothed (and even if he just wanted to annoy Aegon, I think not dancing with Baela first is seen as a slight within Westerosi society) without any thought of repercussions or honour.

So yeah, it's actually surprising that neither Aemond nor Aegon started a fight sooner lmao.

But I am completely going off the rails here, my point was that Aegon isn't used to sharing Helaena and that he would absolutely hate it.

And the only way I can see Aemond being a part of the Helaegon relationship is definitely if it's clear that Aegon is the favoured one. He's the one Helaena calls Husband, he's the one who is allowed to be tender with her in public (which he would be more and more the moment Aemond would be involved with Helaena because Aegon is nothing if not mean and he likes to see the way Aemond tries so very hard not to look at them, failing spectacularly each time).

Helaena can 'indulge herself' but only if Aegon is present/informed, I would even go as far as saying that Aemond has to ask Aegon for permission before making Helaena come, because a wife's pleasure is her Husband's business.

It's also clear that all the children Helaena will carry will be Aegon's and in turn, Aegon makes sure that Aemond doesn't get married off (if it's a situation where Aegon is King anyway).

That way, Aemond can forever remain by his siblings' side, just like he wants to, and his loyalties will forever lie with his family, but it also means that he will have no children of his own and that he will view his niece and nephews as his, even if he can't be as affectionate as he may want to, so not to stir up any rumours.

(It would also be fun if Aegon kept dangling the possibility of Helaena carrying Aemond's child over Aemond's head, promising him that if he is good and if he pleases Aegon, he may be allowed to sire a bastard - and Aegon would definitely make it a point to call said potential child a bastard, only to make Aemond hate himself a little more, because he doesn't want to 'defile' Helaena like that, but he already lost any honour he may have had when he followed Aegon's invitation to join them in their chambers all those years ago and the thought of getting Helaena pregnant gets him off harder than he wants to admit to himself.

And if said possibility ends up being true - if Aegon decides he has enough male heirs which would sit the throne way before Aemond's kid would have the chance - then there's the added pain of finally having a daughter (because Aemond would definitely have a daughter and spoil her to death, I don't take criticism on that), yet having to watch her call Aegon 'Daddy' and giggle as Aegon bounces her in his lap.

Aemond would definitely be the most distant with the kid he sired because he would feel constantly watched whenever he interacts with his daughter, whereas he feels a little safer being affectionate with his niece and nephews and his child would definitely grow up thinking her uncle can't stand her while Aemond is absolutely dying to be tender with her).

Anyway all this to say that you are spot on anon, I love any and all interpretations of the greens and their incest obsession (for example Aegon offering Helaena up to Aemond as a way of apologizing for not protecting him from Luke all those years ago), but based on their canon characterization, if there was the potential of Helaegond (which I don't think would ever actually happen, Aemond is too much of a good catholic boy to even think about his sister while masturbating) then it would be similar to what you described.

Maybe Aegon would approach Aemond after the dinner - after he worked through his own feelings of jealousy and realized, hey, there's very much the possibility of somebody realizing how neglected Helaena is and just. courting her behind Aegon's back - especially if Otto somehow has his hands in it.

I don't know why I am so obsessed with this premise, but Otto actively looking for and intrducing noblemen to Helaena as a way of enticing them to pledge alliance to Aegon? Stunning. At first it's the possibility of claiming a Tagaryen princess for themselves, later on it's being in the Queen's favour - and there's definitely some underlying hope there to be the one to ease the Queen's loneliness👀👀

And Aegon would have none of that. So, maybe it's actually thanks to Jace and opening Aegon's eyes that he would approach Aemond and ask him to 'entertain our dear sister so her thoughts won't stray'.

And Aemond is definitely affronted on Helaena's behalf because their sister would never. But at the same time, he's only just a man and the flesh is weak and I mean, at first it's just things like, spending time with her and the kids and keeping Helaena busy enough, she doesn't have any time for noblemen and their sharp tongues and wandering eyes.

Which quickly morphes into him staying the night in Helaena's chambers - just to make sure she's safe and sound of course, watching over her like a good brother, making sure she's actually in her and Aegon's bed while is who knows where, doing things Aemond would never dare think about.

But of course the closer the proximity, the bigger the temptation and the more Aemond sees how dismissive Aegon is of Helaena, the more he feels like their Mother made the wrong choice not marrying Helaena to him instead. He would've been a good husband, he would've made time for his children, he wouldn't be out there siring bastards and fucking whores while slurring out their Mother's name!

So the inevitable happens.

Little does Aemond know that Aegon was counting on Aemond to succumb to his desires one way or another. Aegon isn't stupid. He knows that Aemond has wanted their sister ever since they were children and he has allowed Aemond's quiet longing because he knows that Aemond is too much like their Mother to ever act on it.

Not without a little push at least.

So now Aegon has seemingly solved his little problem, because he has somebody to keep Helaena satisfied so she won't do anything unbecoming of a lady with somebody else (because if anybody would get to touch his wife in Aegon's opinion it would be their brother. He is the only one Aegon wouldn't kill for it and that's only because Aemond came from their Mother too and Aemond came after him and Helaena and if Helaena was made for Aegon, than Aemond can only be made for Aegon and Helaena.

Just like Daeron was made for Aemond).

Plus, Aemond is so torn up about it, Aegon has complete control of him. Aemond would kiss Helaena for the first time and immediately report it to Aegon, on his knees like he's confessing the gravest sin. And Aegon would get to play the benevolent god, forgiving and Aemond and even encouraging him to keep sinning, but only the way Aegon allows him too.

And it's a perfect arrangement.

Until Aegon starts feeling left out.

#can you tell I was tempted to write a fic with the premise??#I am so sorry that this turned out so long and is such a jumbled mess but I couldn't help myself #Helaegond #Helaegon #ask tag #Helaemond #although idk if Helaemonds will be happy with my interpretation

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