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doostyaudi · 1 month

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Hey what if i humanized all the employers plus my employer ocs. For no reason. There's no practical use for this.. I just did it... For funsies!!!

Also additional relationship chart... The family is completely functional i assure u! All siblings love one another! /s

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justdurgeythings · 3 months

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Get bonked, idiot

#enver gortash #karlach #bg3 #my art #first animation ive done w/ a reference that wasnt 1:1!#i think everyone should have the opportunity to bonk their awful ex-employer with a giant hammer looney tunes style #that said i make this with love for this awful guy #anyway! back to my thousand year slumber #enjoy!

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bamsara · 1 year

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I'm going to have to break up with my tax lady, aren't I? :(

#i like shirly though shes so nice to me #but she has never had to file someone who does 'content creation' or online artist stuff #she ONLY does other folk's W-2s from other employment jobs #and im going to have to file by myself all alone because I deadass can't afford the 250-300 minimum price it takes to get a tax helper #for self employment #and i scared my tax lady is gonna input something wrong and make me owe thousands that i never even got #shirly i am so sorry i love you ill send you flowers #sara shush

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silvrhxnd · 2 years

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[ID: An instagram story from user jp_design aka Jake Paul, former F1/Red Bull Racing graphic designer. It reads:

Sadly, my time at Red Bull Racing will be coming to a close at the end of this calendar year as my contract has not been renewed. If anyone has any opportunities, roles, or jobs they think I would be suitable for, by all means, please do reach out! I have a portfolio ready to send your way. Reshares would be greatly appreciated. Thanks so much!

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hey guys, let’s show JP some support!

if you’ve ever seen these:

…these are all the work of designer JP (Jake Paul)!

he’s also responsible for what he claims is his proudest moment as a designer: the End Racism campaign.

JP is totally self taught and makes some great designs.

And he’s now looking for work!

Support Black designers! Reshare his story, follow his social media (jp1_design on IG, jakepauldesign on twt), hit him up with any leads 💜

#no idea why i couldnt put a link in this. like turning a word into a hyperlink yknow #anyway y’all spread the word! dude deserves it #obviously i am biased and my fav work of his is his lewis work…#but it rly is the best #PS THIS IS NOT ME TRYING TO STIR ANY POTS ABOUT RBR #So nobody come for me!!! im not insinuating anything!!!!!#i have no idea abt the circumstances of his not getting renewed!!!#what I DO know is i love helping fellow designers get their bag #and sometimes our employment situations change and we love the support for what we do #formula one #formula 1 #graphic design #support black designers #f1 #lewis hamilton #michael schumacher

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cinnamonest · 1 year

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Hello all. Sorry for my radio silence until now, here's a half-vent-post, half-update-post for the mess I have going on.

So, my second doctor's appointment... I am very grateful to have a wonderful employer who let me take some time off, so since I've been not great, I've gone to stay with my parents for the week.

I am experiencing what I was told is something called "polydipsia," which I can only describe as something I would come up with if I were asked to devise a new method of psychological torture. It's the sensation of intense, constant thirst, but drinking water doesn't do anything. Like, you know how normally when you're super thirsty and drink water, you feel a sensation of relief when you drink water? That doesn't happen. When you swallow and put the glass down, the thirst is just as intense as it was before you drank, it just... does nothing. You just stay insanely, incredibly thirsty, nonstop, and there is nothing you can do, no amount of drinking makes the sensation go away, but you keep getting the urge to drink because that's what your brain compels you to do.

It was mild at first, now it's reached a point that I'm chugging bottles of water, just nonstop, can barely sleep due to thirst. I know it could be so much worse and a lot of people have much worse things and this is minor by comparison, and I'm very grateful this isn't painful, but it's driving me insane. Just the constant sensation that you're trying to fix but nothing alleviates it at all despite trying is frustrating in a way I cannot describe and it's slowly worn me down to the point of psychological exhaustion.

Apparently, this may be due to some kidney issue. If so that means basically all that water I'm drinking, is actually not being absorbed by my body, my kidneys do nothing, so basically it's as if I'm not drinking at all. So, effects of dehydration as well.

At first with the urgent care doctor I went to initially, I was told that I am not diabetic due to blood sugar normal levels and that I had a kidney problem I needed to see a specialist for. Then I finally got an appointment with the primary care doctor, who said that may be incorrect because diabetes would easily explain the polydipsia. However, the last blood sample they took for lab work they did a few days ago came back and it turns out, once again, I am in fact NOT diabetic.

They drew even more blood and did a series of extensive fluids tests, basically measuring the contents by electrolyte, so I would get updates of lab results sent to me reading like "potassium - normal" and "chloride - normal" etc etc as they test each component. Everything kept coming back as being at normal levels until it hit sodium, and then for some reason, sodium and only sodium got flagged as being imbalanced.

I may have "diabetes insipidus", I'll just have to wait for testing results.

Unfortunately, with comically impeccable timing, I needed wisdom teeth taken out as it's apparently already begun to undo my previous expensive orthodontic work, so I just got out of wisdom tooth surgery yesterday. However, since I have ADHD meds (which are amphetamines) flowing through my body, they put me under general anesthesia rather than laughing gas.

So it's done, my mouth is stuffed with gauze, I'm numb with opioids for the gaping holes in my gums, I feel like a pincushion with the number of needles that have been stuffed in me in the last 72 hours, but it's done and hopefully I won't need anything more.

#i am so grateful my employer made this easy and was so understanding i love her #a few years ago at my old job i nearly got fired because i had to be rushed to the hospital and thus missed work #'we expected you to be there and you didn't show? you didn't even call me to let me know?'#like oh right my bad sorry for being unconscious #also on the bright side being given anesthesia rather than laughing gas means I didnt have that embarrassing loopy post-surgery phase #however i was still very like spacey and dizzy and disoriented while waking up which isnt quite the same but #the lady was like 'here's your jacket you can put it back on now' and I said 'thank you' and immediately dropped it on the ground #or so my mother recalled to me #sorry miss nurse

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unopenablebox · 2 months

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one of my friends organized a trans(*)-only lunch for people in the department which i had a shockingly good time at. partly because i have apparently already met and befriended the entire trans and nonbinary population of the biology department at ***

however, since there were several people there who have only recently started Considering Gender, we did get into like "how did you tell your parents, how do you handle coming out to people" type stuff

and since i firmly recloseted at work back when the alternative was trying to come out to ancient faculties members over zoom, my answers were all things like "just do things and don't explain them! personally instead of ever telling anyone my pronouns i just refer to myself as a man only when using the rhetorical third person! i see it bring the fear into certain people's eyes and then i do not address that fear."

and i feel like that was. irresponsible advice

#just start doing it! never tell your parents!#four years in your mom will ask over the phone if you ''have pronouns''#and you say ''yes. but let's not discuss that ever''#and then! it never comes up again!!#some people care deeply about not being misgendered. and it's not that i don't care at all #but like. i cannot describe how much i love not having conversations about my gender with parents and employers #all my life. i've loved not talking about things #box opener #i shouldn't tell my nice friends tentatively working toward she/they pronouns these things. but unfortunately it's very funny to say

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3-aem · 2 months

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them: to get ur cat u have to fly on a plane

me: ya sure whatever fine

them: to get this job u desperately need u must leave the country and re enter, this requires a flight

me: ……….could it not? please.

#visa struggles #it always comes back to visa struggles #!!!!!!#neither me nor the employer thought this through #bc they were like when do you want to start #and i was like legally i dont think i can pick another option besides immediately #and they were like wonderful!! can you fly to the border #and im like fly?????!?!?!?!#no also When!#i want to bring my cat with me #hes my esa and i need to be es by this a!!!#but hes kinda a shit esa bc he gets more stressed than me #sorry buddy i mean ur perfect and amazing and have not caused me any stress ever i love i mwah mwah #*u

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trans-axolotl · 6 months

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it's getting cold + snowing in my city and I am so fucking angry because this year cops have evicted more encampments then we can ever remember them doing in like the past five years. it keeps happening when we're going to do outreach + mobile syringe exchange and we'll drive past the spots we always go to and our neighbors are just gone, because in the middle of the night without announcing it cops evicted everyone. and like they've been doing this shit for years but it is so much worse this year. they've put in so much more new anti homeless and anti sex work architecture this year and even though there's some rad ppl fucking it up, there's still so much. and i'm just fucking livid every time we go out there for overnight outreach and all my sex worker friends tell me how much more cops are harassing them this year like. fuck this shit so much. stop criminalizing survival. we keep losing track of so many ppl because of this and we keep having to wonder who's alive and who died bc the cops trashed their tent and it's fucking below freezing outside. we lost four people in october and november who were murdered for being trans sex workers and it's just. there is so much grief and there is so much anger and i want to tear it all down

#personal #fuck you. fuck you for hurting my friends.#i am still so fucked up about the people we've lost like. they were my comrades and they were SO loved and they did so fuckign much #and now we all have to live in a world without them #i feel like that's one of the shittiest things about being a sex worker is the amount of people all of us have lost. all of us #harm reduction #vent #also fuck all the nonprofits and grant people or whatever. for fuckign hoarding resources and spending money on 'development directors'#we need more handwarmers. we need more funds for stems + syringes + condoms. we need trans specific services back again #stop hoarding the shit you have. stop saying you're doing “harm reduction” when you pay your executives 95k a year and REQUIRE YOUR EMPLOYE #TO SUBMIT TO DRUG TESTING. there is no world in which that is harm reduction there is no world where that is liberatory

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itssoinevitable · 1 year

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Mrs Hall helping Siegfried get dressed.

#just doing regular employer & housekeeper things I guess?#haha jk they're in love #they're more married than actual married people #I love them so much #guysss I am kind of proud of this gifset #it may or may not have inspired me to write my fic: layered #gifset: mine #siegfried farnon #audrey hall #siegfried x audrey #acgas 2020 #acgas gifset

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quillkiller · 6 months

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MY JOB JUST OFFERED ME PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT

#I DONT KNOW THE ENGLISH WORD #BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I LOVE MY JOB SO MUCH #IVE NEVER HAD A PERMANENT/SECURE EMPLOYMENT BEFORE

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wogot3 · 10 months

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Soldat & Deliberator vs inverted employer aftermath

Hello!! I just want to say, thank you for following this story! I appreciate every single thing those have said about this comic, and forever grateful that others have loved what I’ve enjoyed doing. Please stay tune for more!

Love ya 💖💖💖

Here is an extra:

(she took a sick leave for ONE day)

#madness combat #aahw #atp soldat #1337 agent #madness combat deliberator #atp engineer #madness combat employers #honestly i love a lot of mpn employer headcanons considering they have like the TINIEST canon appearance #deliberator here i just make him much older(???) and been through some shit #pls i love everyone making him the nicest precious thing #*proceeds to give him trauma and force him to do horrible shit*#im so sorry lmao #yknow what let me link his old cringy story i made to my pinned post

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thresholdbb · 6 months

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Realizing I’m gonna have to make the threshold salamanders I wanna see in the world

#you know those stuffed animals with microwaveable bean bags in them?#if you don’t now you do #so one of those but make it go warp 10 and slap a starfleet badge on it #a glaring hole in the market smh #it’s not even winter yet why is it so cold?!#I used to love the cold and winter so so much but now #I just have a feeling that the office is gonna be cold and my raynaud’s cannot #clearly feeling zero anxiety about employment #we’re not gonna talk about how I spent last winter galavanting in the ice on the roof every week #melts into oblivion #el cerro es tan alto y yo soy tan pequeño

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spiderh0rse · 3 months

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sigh. colleague.

#I just like him a lot.#That's!!! My guy!!!!!#I love him. I hate him. Stop shoving me in stasis do your own chores. My employment was never properly terminated please come back #Yeah.#Alright. Sorting tags #Gman #G-man #Half Life #Art tag #Colleague.

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performing-personhood · 3 months

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cowboyhorsegirl · 9 months

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when ppl make fun of mcu fans who queerbaited themselves they’re talking abt me. I walked into the theater on endgame premier day FULLY expecting stevetony to be canonized on screen in front of god and everybody

#not. my finest moment #my employer's opinions #about.me #mcu #mcu hate train #so you can imagine my surprise when #instead of being canonically gay & in love #they killed one of my faves & catapulted the other one back to the era of black & white TV #but like when I watched ‘do you trust me?’ ‘I do’ & ‘Mr. rogers that suit does nothing for your ass’ & the whole #captain stevens dr. potts scene I was like oh shit we are SO back #only to have the most devastating it’s so over in my entire life rip💀

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compacflt · 7 months

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The poor SECDEF being referenced in Ice's postcard as an unfunny man and then in the Slider POV where Ice and Mav talk to SECDEF and have some sort of inside joke where they laugh about them. I love all these small inside references that feel like Easter eggs. How do you keep track of them when you're writing? Not sure if it will be in the 120k words of extra scenes (which I'm so grateful for, like I'd be fine with even just scraps) but being a fly on the wall while Ice interacts with the SECDEF be like sounds hilarious. Ironic that Ice thinks that he'd sit out in his retirement until he becomes SECNAV and then possibly SECDEF in "Debriefing" and that Ice has become the sort of unfunny man that lost his acerbic wit but regained it by the end in Slider's POV. Anywho I'm kind of in love with your writing and these characters and will sorely miss them when you're done posting these extras. Thank you for writing this fic and the extras and the WIP Wednesdays and everything. I know you've got other writing projects and wishing you the best, and can't wait until the 120k words drop this weekend. :)

to be clear the secdef ice says is unfunny/the secdef ice & mav laugh about at his retirement party are these two fucking guys

im very hesitant to label anyone war criminals even for Funny Reasons because words do mean things., but when it comes to Bob gates i do get all twitchy and hair-triggery

i think ice being secdef after being secnav is unlikely at best & impossible at worst but the thought of him stepping up to do it during bidens second term & then having to deal with. like. china invading taiwan is unbearably funny to me so it’s not out of the question in my fic universe because it would be good for the bit. first openly gay secretary of defense and he sends the US to open all-out conventional war with China,

#No Republican President would ever have him in the cabinet due to uh he’s gay #thank you for the sweet ask anon ❤️❤️❤️ i love you!#sorry for reneging on my ‘this weekend’ promise ☹️#too lazy to google right now to fact check. so if ur hyper obsessed with DOD officials like me then correct me if im wrong.#but i believe Bob gates is the only person in history to join the CIA as an entry level employee #&then rise in the ranks high enough to be director of the CIA.#like the Costco CEO who was originally hired to drive forklifts #but anyone who worked for the CIA in the 80s & 90s is on my shit list tbh #cringefail organization after desert storm #tom iceman kazansky #there is something to be said about ice & mav being ABLE to live openly together by the 2010s #but the fact that it does actively restrict especially ice’s opportunities for employment by like 50% after he retires #it still puts them at a disadvantage!! like ugh they jus can’t win

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