#I love this fucked up priest

[thephantom]

@theriddletrades' master.

#*mine #sweeney todd #josh groban #annaleigh ashford #mrs lovett #broadway #a little priest #they are soooooooo sillygoofy they killed like 100 people #i want to be their third so bad i look like an IDIOT #please note his fucking old man 'OOF!' at the beginning #that poor man almost went down to the floor #watch this blog turn solely into a sweeney blog. i may have a fucking issue #her fucking EVIL ASS LOOK WHEN SHE COMES UP WITH THE PUN IN HER HEAD #YOU CAN /SEE/ IT #NELLIEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUU #SHE'S SO GOOFY #i'm gonna touch the buttttttt

[krowniacdraws]

Fuck it, Faith fan art

#listen i just love this fucked up lip priest #anyway tag time #john ward #faith the unholy trinity #faith airdorf #faith game #fanart #faith fanart #my art

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh no I smoked too much weed and gave myself zoomies both from the excitement from my new peak pro and the excitement from the new weed itself and def smoked way more than I should have and probs will continue to smoke more than I should because of this double dose of excitement until I finally just pass out after days of hardly sleeping recently lmao

but ANYWAYS before that happens !!! I currently have the strongest urge to go wreck people in fucking battlegrounds to level one of my assorted disc priests and because like …. ever since I got 100k honorable kills achieve, I’ve wanted that goddamn fucking ‘the Bloodthirsty’ title from the 250k honorable kills achieve and I was farming that before I stopped having the drive to game a few months back.

so let’s see how queues go at 2am on a fucking Wednesday morning, I wonder if I’ll give up before I find a bracket with fast pvp queues tonight tbh. it’s more likely I’ll end up pugging a raid on my mistweaver main if it takes too long to get into a battleground just to preoccupy myself for a bit and try to get a chance at trinkets and shit lmao

#this is huge tho I haven’t WANTED to game enough to drag my laptop out and play in MONTHS #I logged in for the first time in ages the other day and I had so much fun in my battlegrounds I didn’t even realize we were winning #I was just having a fucking blast being a healer and a menace because I’m playing a disc priest rn of course lmao #and now I want to game again so bad but like mindlessly and bgs are mindless to me I guess??? #like they’re so easy and all muscle memory and hardly take any thought so I think I could function enough to fuck some people up for a bit #or raiding Amirdrassil on LFR or normal. also pretty mindless even when pugging groups and all that. #everything’s usually one shot one kill or like 2 shots per kill max because people learn from their mistakes !!! #but like as a healer I know my shit so it’s just mindless (except for Larodar ((MY BELOVED)) because I LOVE that fight and get super into it #his dialogue is just too fuckin good and the voice??? truly chefs kiss like perfect voice casting #almost as fantastic as Sire Denathrius tbh and that’s like the big vocally satisfying one for me LMAO #this tag rant went on a wild roller coaster what the fuck I am so sorry for anyone who read these #I’m trying to read them back and I can’t even understand my fucking thought process LMFAO

[lacomandante]

This scene in Rifles made me LAUGH out loud because Vivar has been trying SO hard to convince this priest about Sharpe and then Sharpe is casually about to blow it all to kingdom come in his usual manner. This was all I could picture Vivar doing internally

But honestly this is Vivar to Sharpe 75% of this book LMAO

#;ooc #;my art #(i had to draw this i've been thinking about this for ages. i love sharpe hes so stupid sometimes) #(VIVAR: ALTO ALTO ALTO!!!! LIEUTENANT SHARPE ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW UP MY EFFORTS) #(sharpe: uhhhhhhhh sorry......) #(like sharpe KNOWS theyre arguing over him and he IS NOT MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION DO /NOT/ REVEAL THAT INFORMATION TO A PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!) #(not until after you take santiago at LEAST) #sharpe #sharpe's rifles #don blas vivar #blas vivar #(also this is vivar when they have that heathen bastard conversation multiple times its SO fucking funny) #(sharpe and vivar BARELY tolerate each other for a while)

[jabberwockprince]

Salvation is all I can offer. I wonder if you could handle it.

Born and raised into a life of sainthood, Ophis’ access to the outside world had always been limited - but now, after being branded as a heretic, they’re free to roam Eridia to their heart’s content. Endlessly devoted to their church, and now carrying with them not only the gift of salvation, but their God deep within their flesh as well, Ophis eagerly searches for ways to expand their small, little family. 

Contrary to popular belief, Ophis sees their so called “Curse” as a blessing. Or perhaps a rather useful asset, should potential believers and devotees refuse their teachings. It’s safe to say that getting rid of their gift is not within their best interests, despite their complex relationship with it.

my Touchstarved MC, Ophis <3 but you can also call them Fifi, they think it's an adorable nickname! They're super normal, super well-adjusted, super stable in every aspect and super nice (only one of these is true, take your pick)

I have their sheet here but it's still a work in progress cause it's so hard to put thoughts into words, but feel free to take a look if you'd like to know more about them!

The template for the relationship chart can be found here, made by @laymes-art. The template for the blank touchstarved sheet in gdocs can be found here, made by me.

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved oc #digital art #purinsu art #touchstarved ophis #of COURSE i made a tall cultist freak with a very endearing yet fucked up relationship with their object of worship #also theyre fucking BEEFED UP #dont you just love it when your local priest and saint can beat the shit out of you

[size-two-shrimp]

ULTRAKILL Subnautica (BZ) AU. Angels instead of architects. V1 and V2 frolicking with peepers. The horrors. Gabe squabbling with Minos and Sisyphus via V1 and V2. All the fluff and angst potential. The horrors. Cool glowing fish and the horrors. Do you understand?

#ok but actually i think a subnautica inspired/bio-mechanical gabe design could fucking slap #could turn him more biblically accurate and fucked up. also biomechanical angel primes would be so fun to design #priest au is much more fun than this dont get me wrong but subnautica infests everything i love /pos

[brakish-tea]

My friend is like 'Oh I'm so Hunt aligned' like boy you are a victim of The Buried get yourself together. On a separate note I love scaring people in dark caves.

#tma #the buried #the magnus archives #so many bitches fancy themselves to be avatars #and then say 'i love the spiral-vast-eye :)' #like girl you are BASIC #you are going to be EATEN #if im being honest I'm more of a dark enjoyer but i love caves and i do have chronic fatigue #and some days i just want to lie down in some dirt and go to sleep and let my bones finally rest #also i love scaring people in caves have i mentioned that #also back to my previous point #if they came in contact with the spiral theyd be confused (obviously) that it might not be the distortion and idk lose it. like that priest #if they got vasted theyd get fucked up existentially like me when i was 7 #if they got eyed theyd finally know what its like to have a schizospec disorder

[magic-number-3]

at the beginning of season 2 fleabag says ‘this is a love story’. Most obviously between fleabag and the hot priest, and then also between fleabag and her sister claire. I see a lot of people saying the love story of the season is ACTUALLY the 2nd, although the first is there, not to diminish the first but to… say something I don’t know. But Why can’t it be both? Why cant it also be about fleabag and her father, who never quite knows what to say to her but does obviously love her. Or about fleabag and her love for her mother who is gone and how that impacts her life, always being compared to her, stealing away the sculpture that her godmother said was based on her. Also fleabags love with herself, which has shown to have progressed in between seasons but comes to its satisfying ending when she walks away from the viewers at the end of the final episode, no longer in need of an audience or validation.

Its a story about love. Why must one type of love be prioritized over the others? It feels kind of absurd. Its all love

#sorry i know this show has been out for years but i just watched it for the first time #even in small ways its about claires love for herself #martin and claires fucked up love for each other - a whole new depth of it revealed at the wedding #and in that same conversation martins love for his son even if jake has been mostly the punchline to a joke the entire show #the hot priests love for god #i didnt even mention boo! #i could keep going. fleabags fathers love for the godmother that fleabag will never understand #fleabag #my posts #about love

[handsomegentlebutch]

My 3 little cousins were baptized today. "Triggered" is kind of a strong word but being in a catholic church again... I'm a little fragile rn ngl.

#butch speaks #it was hard not to shake as i held J over the basin to have the water poured on his head #when he was cleansed of sin. as if a little kid could ever knowly or intentionally offend a so-called loving god #the words came naturally to me #but they meant nothing #i remember when they used to mean something. when i begged gods forgiveness for my sin (being a lesbian) and tried to pray the gay away #i remember how much i wanted to die bc i could never truly embrace the sacred #i STILL deal with the complex of catholic guilt. its a very real thing. its hard to shake #i cant help but wonder if the catholicism ingrained in my brain is why i have a hard time with casual dating n sex #fun fact: there was a point when i was a teen that i got REALLY catholic #i prayed everyday. i talked to my patrin saint (st agnes) every day. i wantsd to become a nun #the thought of marrying a man mad me more sad than feeling like an alien did. so id marry the church as a nun. #not the way to hide being a dyke when ur fam is catholic btw LMAO #the first priest i knew was father joe. i loved that guy. he was so kind. friendly. briming with love. #he was one of my biggest references for what a good person was like #he talked about gods love a lot. how its for everyone. no one is exluded. ever. #he used to look right at me when he said stuff like that. a few other kids too. all of whom grew up to be queer #then father joe passed away. our church merged with another church. father jeff was the priest there. #he was kind but not as kind. he talked about hell and sin more. he looked at the same kids father joe did. #but the kindness in his eyes wasnt there. #that wasnt for us. #my family wasnt even THAT catholic #i went to church every sunday i did vacation bible school and catechism classes and youth group #i was an altar servant and in the choir #i even used to speak/understand a little latin #imagine how much worse id have been if my mom could have afforded catholic school lmao #grateful to have grown up poor in that regard #hm. actually... reading my own tags. mayne we were pretty catholic actually. #fucking hell. #i need to have lesbian sex in a church before god and everyone. mayeb that would fix me.

[andthebeanstalk]

In all my years, I've never seen a movie use non-christian pre-colonial religious imagery as a force of good against evil.

And the fact that in Wendall & Wild - a movie that takes place in a Catholic school, this type of imagery is portrayed as SO much more beautiful and powerful than the drab dreary Catholic imagery of the film... it was fuckin' rad as hell.

#wendall and wild #original #raul wendell and wild #precious perfect boy #anytime a demon shows up in a movie it's always get a priest get holy water get some crosses! #and never hey guys what makes us think that the Catholic Church as an institution is prepared to fight evil??? #like here comes a christian demon whose to say an #*who's to say (for a separate example) that a Buddhist monk wouldn't be BETTER than a priest?? #a christian demon thrives on the same guilt and shame that thr church thrives on. god has no power without the devil #for his love is meaningless without the threat of hell #so why not get a fuckin better religion in the mix??? #tired of all these movies just deciding that Christianity is right. that is so fucking bleak. if Christianity's right then we're all fucked #Christianity #Catholicism #are there catholics on tumblr? and if so. check out wendall and wild it is really good. #in case it doesn't show i obviously was raised catholic and went to catholic school. i also remember everything being vaguely puke colored #but maybe that's just my feelings coloring my memories lol #loooooootta little statues of a horrifically tortured white corpse around tho. and some big ones! #crucifixes are weird. also i thought jesus was white until like... my teen years

[louijanaa]

#hazbin hotel oc #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #my art. #furry artist #furry art #digital art #digital artist #anthro art #I love him a lot. He’s a priest that left the faith and committed suicide #only to learn that heaven and hell is real and he fucked up

[grassbreads]

Tell me how I, the gal with terminal "can't stop thinking about Tai Sui" disease, read hundreds of thousands of words of Mo Du over the course of months, starting right after I finished Tai Sui, yet it took me until right now in this instant to put together the Fei Du->Zhou Ying parallel

Like. Here's the favored son of a man who is incredibly powerful and morally bankrupt. He hates his dad and would be quite happy to commit patricide, should he get the opportunity, but he doesn't directly do so because it wouldn't suit his schemes. He has spent his entire life since his teenage years painstakingly putting together the chess pieces necessary to both destroy his dad and unravel the truth of a grand unknowable conspiracy that has haunted his entire life. He's a genius and the way his mind works is utterly incomprehensible to everyone else in the world, even those who know and love him best. The right kind of placid smile from him can be the most terrifying thing anybody has ever seen. He is willing to use himself up and toss himself out completely if it is the means to the final end of his schemes.

It's just that with Fei Du, the whole point of him is that he's not nearly so terrible as he thinks he is. He's not a psychopath. He's not cruel, regardless of how much empathy he may or may not naturally have. He's just spectacularly traumatized by his childhood. And the presence of Luo Wenzhou in his life both saves him from spiraling down into his original epic self-destructive plot and allows him to access his buried human emotions.

Then, 5 years later, Priest came back to revisit some of the same ideas and turn absolutely all of them up to eleven. She wrote a man who doesn't just think differently from others, but who perceives the world so wildly differently from anyone else that his experience of existence is utterly incomprehensible to his peers. She wrote a patricidal prince who doesn't just want to destroy his father and his company, then tear out the truth of a criminal conspiracy, but rather wants to destroy his father and his entire country, then tear out the truth of the sky itself. She wrote a man who genuinely doesn't give a single damn about anyone other than himself and his tiny tiny selection of loved ones. Who would destroy the entire world in a fit of vengeance and who uses his own willingness to kill innocents as leverage against others. She wrote a man who plans to achieve his goals by way of epic self destruction and does exactly that, leaving the main character's loss of him as the central beating tragedy in the otherwise best possible ending.

She also wrote a story in which, when Zhou Ying's closest and most loved person realizes the dark and scheming truth of him, rather than saying "I can fix him; I don't think he's really so bad," he says "yeah, this is my cousin and he's a terrible menace who tries to destroy the world sometimes. I love him more than anything."

You can absolutely see how Priest's interest in similar ideas informed both characters. It's just that Fei Chengyu didn't succeed in raising his perfect little sociopath successor, but Emperor Taiming and the demons of the impassible sea absolutely succeeded in Jokerizing Prince Zhuang. They just couldn't possibly anticipate the kind of monster that the demon of the east sea would become.

#ok technically this is a bit of a called shot for me about Fei Du #I'm still in the middle of book 5 #but like. he's not gonna die or go full evil. he's the love interest in a danmei #and the story up until this point has VERY clearly been about lwz showing Fei Du how human he still is #and pulling him back from the brink of something dark #it's an I can fix him romance #so it'd make no sense for the story to make a sudden 180. and I think priest knows better #mo du is about a good man trying to force himself into darkness and being saved #and about how he never realized how much he wanted that salvation. but he did want it. it drew him to lwz I think #tai sui. as others have said. is about the tragedy of trying to save someone that GENUINELY does not want to be saved #that shakes off your attempts to help them whenever possible and is genuinely good at doing so #idk man I just love fucked up little guys #tai sui #mo du #silent reading #fei du #zhou ying #prince zhuang #andie reads silently #also side note. but it was SO hard to decide which blog to put this on lol #it's part of my mo du liveblog. which goes on main #but also tai sui meta. which goes on morethanwonderful #augh. #long post #tai sui spoilers

[mayahawkeswife]

okay but on a fr note why the fuck is rhea getting so disrespected by the rest of the judgement day as of recently?? like dawg if not for her all the guys wouldn’t be… like anywhere like they are rn.

they wouldn’t have the tag titles, dom wouldn’t have had his title before, BOTH times he won it. the amount of times she’s helped them during matches is like unreal??? and that’s just these past few months like.

like where is this coming from all of a sudden… lowkey pissing me off fr she doesn’t deserve all that bs

#obv this is all in kayfabe but STILL. #i’m mad #and this is coming from a girl who love the judgement day soooo fucking much this hurts sm. #especially dom like STICK UP FOR YOUR MAMI. #UGHHHHH #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #damian priest #finn balor #the judgement day #wwe #not even going to mention the other #i blame everything on him ngl /hj

[07043012]

Are you the fishy wine that will give me a headache in the morning?

Or just a dark blue landmine that will explode without a decent warning?

Give me all your true hate, and I'll translate it in our bed

Into never-seen passion, never-seen passion

That's why I am so mad about you

Mad about you

Mad about you

MAD

#okay but this is THEIR song #this song is written for them and them only #Andercard #please send me your Andercard playlist #hellsing #food...water...old man yaoi..... #Alucard is so... possessive and crazy over Anderson #He aint even try to hide it. Every single person in London dead or alive KNOWS this psycho vampire has the hots for a priest! #Please for a love of God or Satan please get a room for fuck sake!!! #I have to stand up everytime I see this part #Do you think this arc is written during pride month? #my god these bitches gay #bad for them

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

Taylor Swift Songs That Mention Cars That Are Totally About Phoebe and Silas - Mary's Song (Oh My My My)

i looked at you like the stars that shine / in the sky, pretty lights

"She terrified him. She grounded him. She should have been named after an epithet of the sun instead of an epithet of the moon, because it was inevitable that everything in Phoebe Hong's vicinity would circle her in orbit."

and our daddies used to joke about the two of us / growing up and falling in love

This one isn't really exact. But this has similar vibes to Orion constantly third wheeling with them and being really tired about it. Especially since Phoebe and Orion are pretty each other's only constant family members.

take me back to the house in the backyard tree ... take me back when our world was one block wide

Maybe it's just because we have TPATS or maybe because Phoebe and Silas have such a long history, but I can picture both of them being very reminiscent of the time they spent together in London. Before the trial and both of their recruitments.

i dared you to kiss me and ran when you tried / just two kids, you and i

ok but am i the only one who thinks they would have done this.

well, i was sixteen when suddenly / i wasn't that little girl you used to see / but your eyes still shined like pretty lights

Even though a lot has changed since their initial promise to "do well together," they still have each other. At least in theory, but this song is happy so we'll go with that for now.

they never believed we'd really fall in love

At this point, being around their miscommunication has probably become such a fixture in Orion's life that once they actually get together it might surprise him a little bit.

two a.m. riding in your truck and all i need is you next to me

Obligatory car line + "I just want to do well. That's it." ""Let's do well together."

take me back two the time we had our very first fight / the slamming of doors instead of kissing goodnight / you stayed outside till the morning light

In FHH they are going to fight. I don't think there's a way around that. However, regardless of what either one of them thinks, I don't think either of them would truly leave the other, no matter the circumstances.

a few years had gone and come around / we were sitting at our spot in town / and you looked at me, got down on one knee / take me back to the time when we walked down the aisle

It's either going to be this or an open ending I think.

take me home where we met so many years before

Phoebe and Silas are each other's home in a way that is parallel with every other ship in the Secret Shanghai universe (absolutely insane how this keeps happening). They both feel a ton of pressure to do well while still feeling forgotten by their families. Roma and Juliette both were raised as gang heirs despite not being blindly committed to their sides. Ben and Mars lived together for years. Then there's the whole, "She was not a remnant of his life before who expected a foolhardy version of him," thing for Rosalind and Orion. And the balance between loyalty to a cause and caring about people even when doing so might make you take actions that don't align with The Cause 100% thing for Celia and Oliver.

after all this time, you and i / i'll be eighty-seven; you'll be eighty-nine / i'll look at you like the stars that shine / in the sky, oh my my my

Even though everything will continue to change around them, they will still have each other. Unless Chloe decides to be really mean but shhhhhh

#some of these i just put book quotes because i think it speaks for itself #i love the way chloe gong writes third wheels it's so fucking funny #because it's always then main character constantly having to deal with two losers who refuse to communicate #or in the case of il it's just chami and yilas being really tired of calla randomly showing up at their restaurant covered in blood #i am loving how often phoebe is The Guy™️ in these songs #she is The Man #i think some of the later albums have more songs that are more phoebe pov than silas pov i think though so yay #i feel like i'm forgetting something about benmars that is very Parallel Arc but i don't remember what #chloe gong #secret shanghai #foul lady fortune #foul heart huntsman #the priest and the shepherd #flf #fhh #tpats #phoebe hong #silas wu #phoebe x silas #philas #orion hong #juliette cai #roma montagov #romajuliette #mai #juliette x roma #benedikt montagov #marshall seo #benedikt x marshall #benmars

[monsterhugger]

Christian websites: here is a detailed description of how to go to confessional and what to say in confessional. we’re providing this to help people confess their sins and be forgiven by god

me: thank you this is very helpful information for writing gay porn

#honestly christian customs have been one of the easiest things I’ve had to research #bc christians LOVE to tell you all about Christianity #for most things I’ve ended up w like. blogs or pop science articles #but for this I can have The Church (tm) tell me all the details I need. primary fucking sources #i will say writing a sex scene w a guy in full catholic priest garments is not the easiest but not for lack of research material