#I want to get their toys now

[lolotheparagon]

Rewatching Transformers G1 and I fricking love these ‘bots Beachcomber, Perceptor and the two gay architects Grapple and Hoist

For an toy-based 80s cartoon that’s pretty low on characterisation, they sure did give the secondary robots plenty of fun quirks and even have episodes in the limelight

#g1 transformers #g1 Perceptor #g1 grapple #g1 hoist #g1 beachcomber #I want to get their toys now #80s transformers is so fun

[tibby-art]

canon event for me

#cub is soooo cool hes like come to my museum and look at my trinkets and martyn is like Hell Yeah!!!! #cubfan135 #martyn inthelittlewood #hermitrcraft #inthelittlewood #my friend and i have a joke from a time a group of us went to a barnes & noble #she was getting bored and i was getting overstimulated so she asked me if i wanted to go the toy aisle instead #so now we joke about ‘going to the toy aisle’ when were bored oberstimulated understimulated etc and want to go do something else #and cub and martyn basically went to the toy aisle #to me #art tag

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

CULCHIE NINTY YEAR OLD IN A CHILD'S BODY HE'S HERE!!!!!

#the late late toy show #late late toy show #the toy show #LEGEND!!! #i dont want to be getting him in trouble now 😭😭 i had to take a monday off myself lmao #must protect #he makes up for the fact we didnt get one last year

[auroralotus]

It's one of those days where I'm craving to get filled. Just feeling a thick cock/strap slowly push into my needy pussy, stretching my walls so nicely. Pushing in and out, in and out, over and over again, in a steady rhythm, not allowing me to think while I can't hold back my whines, sinking into to feeling so easily.

#No but literally how I feel right now #I'm so wet and open and like I don't wanna touch myself #I just want to feel full #Want to feel my pussy getting stretched.... #But my fingers aren't enough #they're too small and short and since I am not at home I don't have my toys and my friend will come soon and just......I'm so desperate #Just thinking about it is making me crazy #Unfair really

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

[ivyithink]

chilling with the lads!

as always, thanks michela (@kingslionheart), you’re entirely at fault here, putting some cute tlk tags in front of my eyes (that I’m too lazy to find right now, I’m so sorry…, you might even remember which ones BUT ANYWAYS). the result. have some more modern au family stuff!

#my art #my doodles #ursula (aka THE DOGGY) WAS ABSOLUTELY in the sketch but it was not working out composition wise so she had to go :( #don’t worry she’s in the next room with a huuuugee pile of toys!!! #also bitch I’m so jealous of those pillows actually uuugghh #why did I have to draw them just so so fluffy and soft and make MYSELF mad ‘cause now I want those #next time someone’s getting a flatass lumpy fully deformed pillow as a reality check #the last kingdom #tlk #tlk uhtred #tlk alfred #tlk aethelstan

[toytulini]

whys it so hard

#toy txt post #yknow. just. everything. whys it hard to do things #like maybe im not going to enjoy the things but i know i need to do them. i want them to be done. i want to do the things and have them be #done. so whys it so fucking hard. my executives are dysfunctioning. i am incapable of starting shit. i am doing nothing and sitting here #sad and scared and angry #for what. why #i know the answer is like. brain dont work + capitalism bad and exacerbates brain dont work but like. why #whys it work like that. @god or whoever or whatever. whys it hard. things should be easier. fuck you #okay enough serious venting im silly now #whys it hard. fucka you. booyah bomb in your house. 3 times #crab tank twice on a small fry during lowtide fog. fucka you #you know what maybe squidciety would be fucked too but at least in squidciety i get booyah bomb #wait. i have 1 braincell and its connecting dots that dont make sense. dungeon meshi splatoon. lets send the squids into the dungeon. #they get revived. salmon dinner i guess #lets give marcille a crab tank

[puppyeared]

what if i snapped and made an oc carrd

#i mean.... i could #this isnt the first time ive thought of doing it but i drop ocs so easily its not even funny. so idk if itd be worth it #id consider toyhouse or smth but i dont have money lol. right now everythings on artfight but thats more for drawing purposes #what ocs would i even talk abt... i have some standalones like auggie and ocs i think look cool but dont plan on using #but some others have their own stories.. not like a huge thought out plot but something i pick up and twirl around in my head #like luckys whole deal is being a hiking guide who accidentally gets tied up with some werewolves pretending to be a hiking group to eat pp #and then i have the magician rivals. although i kinda wanna tie theirs with the nightguard and thief story ive been cooking. maybe in the #same universe? it would be pretty funny if they lived in the same apartment complex since a couple stories i have in mind revolve around th #its like some sort of omnibus or anthology to me. kicks my feet #and then fan characters like xin ya and sleight who i want to have their own expanded lore and stuff. i think that would be cool #im making crow a powerpoint of xins updated lore but the assignmence are making it hard. hopefully it turns out good though #i have a hard time writing personality and xins is always the hardest bc theyre probably the least like me. i tend to stick to #characters similar to myself to get in their head. but bc their backstory affects their personality so strongly i have to do some thinking #anyway. hopefully i remember this later #yapping #oc #oc talk #ive also been playing neko atsume recently for nostalgia and why did we as a society ever stop playing it. its so chill #you just take pictures of silly little cats and leave them silly little toys and treats. and the music is cute

[magnusbae]

I'm meant to be writing so naturally my brain went into asking the real questions— why don't we have fandom music? We have all forms of expressive art, writing, drawing, editing. The more physical forms of art, sewing outfits, forging swords, acting, even audi narrating fics. So basically all art forms in order to further explore our blobros and yet— no music? Why is it? I am genuinely curious why songwriting and music-making is the one form of art that is not present in the daily fandom life? Yes there's music video edits, even people recreating music from shows on piano etc— but that's not what I mean, I mean honest to god making a real, proper, lyric and music and singing original song for your blobro. Why don't we have that?

#I am going to be obsessed with this for forever. #Yes I'm sure that somewhere something exists. But it is obviously not an active or core fandom-experience. #Once you get into a new fandom you sort of immediately know there will be writing and art and cosplays and prints and toys etc and yet #for some reason music is simply not part of it....? why? #I want a sick ass angst pop song about my blobro slowburn pining thinking that this is an unrequired love #and the chorus is just character B being all peppy like 'oh i love them~ they're just too stupid~ oh i love them~ they're just too stupid~' #like idk??? idk?????? #fandom #idk how to even tag this sort of random nonsense but it is essential to me now so it is what it is. #buns.txt

[cheddar-baby]

#op of the original post was a terf so this is my image now #i have been wanting to get a lament configuration to use specifically as a fidget toy for years

[faygelehh]

I DEEPLY miss the era of being an online artist and being able to have a page with detailed customization and SLATHERING it with your ocs, your art, your friends, other artists you looked up to, etc . And striving to make it really POP, but like, not as a form of… “branding” or trying to sell your aesthetic, back then it was literally just “hiii look at my ocs :3c i made this page myself with basic html and i had fun!! Look look look!!”, i miss pagedolls, i miss pixel art, i miss old school deviantart and tumblr where we actually cared about each other’s page themes , i miss artists being a more intertwined community instead of being forced to focus on what is the most “palatable” !! I wish we didn’t have to sell an easy-to-swallow “brand” to survive, i just want to create, and i miss when there were platforms FOR artists, yknow?

#ughhh.. bark bark bark. not to sound like an old man but i miss ye olden days when you could customize more than a banner and a pfp. #im so tired of minimalist online spaces. i want 1000 stamps and blinkies and a dancing lil gif of my ocs!!! #im thinking about starting a MySpace page now that im getting more into coding #i miss old deviantart so bad i remember like 10 years ago when da was actually fun #the only website i can think of that has this level of customizability is … toy house #and nothing against th tbh but ive just never been able to Get Into It #i should probably try??? it seems like a decent artist community #but i want MORE of that. i want my page covered in EVERYTHING top to bottom no blank white empty space #rrrr. ok im done. bark bark #j barks

[pepperpixel]

Some waves! Cuz I finally bought a shockwave toy to go w my soundwave one! So.. I wanted to draw some art of them to celebrate! Cuz I was happy about that lol… I’ll finally have both my fave boys..!

#transformers #humanformers #shockwave #soundwave #maccadam #wavewave #doodles #I have a starscream too but he’s not where I’m living at currently! it’s the cool g1 movie one w the cape!! #now I just need… a megatron…. #*starts disassociating remembering how the only megatron I’ve seen so far that I’ve rlly liked and wanted is masterpiece megatron* #ITS THE EXPRESSION. I JUST! I fucking ADORE that expression on him! I love that so much more then him like frowning #bUT ITS SO EXPENSIVE. ITS RIDICULOUS. I CANNOT POSSIBLY BUY THAT AND NOT FEEL LIKE AN IRRESPONSIBLE IDIOT #I’m gonna need to. the only way I’m going to get that megatron is like. when I get into a relationship w somebody I’ll tell them. #if they want to get married. they have to buy me masterpiece megatron instead of a ring #that’s the only way…. #like! Guh… I usually don’t rlly care about the quality or whatever of a toy. like the soundwave and shockwave I bought were both #pretty reasonably priced! #but I just.. the expression on masterpiece megatron is SO GOOD. I love it so much!!!!! I want it so bad! it’s so much more endearing #then other megatrons! but it’s so expensive ;_; #but uh… yeah! either way… here’s some wave art ghgh #also in looking for a shockwave to buy I found the funko shockwave.. and that’s not the one I bought! #but also like… I saw it and I was like… omg.. since shockwave doesn’t have a face for them to mangle #this is actually… kind of cute ghgh #like.. funko shockwave is surprisingly not shit ghgh #but yeah!!! the shockwave I got should get here in a few days I’m excite…

[acaciapines]

rotating noelle around in my brain. i need the dess raises kris au to be real RIGHT NOW.

please talk to me about the dess raises kris au i think im gonna explode. also start writing it this summer maybe :3333

#chatter #drkau #posts that need context. basically despite being called 'dess raises kris' neither dess nor kris show up for the first arc of the story lol #it would cover dark worlds 1 + 2 + 3 which i would make up #and its about noelle susie and ralsei being the three closing dark worlds and becoming besties #BUT ALSO so ive always worried id never be as excited about noelle as kris #n thus do her poorly when shes literally like one of the main protagonists #BUT NO. IM GOOD NOW. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM GONNA DO WITH HER #what do you do when your entire family has been defined by a grief you dont feel. by the death of a sister and friend you dont remember #what do you do when their grief shapes the form of your life and you keep bucking against it #because now youre the baby of the family and everything is On You #and you finally FINALLY find somewhere where you can maybe be someone #only to find out that that world never wanted you either. that world wasnt ever supposed to exist for you #what the fuck are you supposed to do #ANYWAYS NOELLE HOLIDAY-DREEMURR....NOELLE HOLIDAY-DREEMURR I LOVE YOU..... #(ps yes she gets a hyphenated name i wonder what might lead to this....) #(pps no i dont know what kris's last name is in this au skull emoji #chara would take dess's when they get married but dess wouldnt keep holiday (or let kris keep dreemurr) #cause she did. technically. kidnap them oops) #ANYWAYS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS AU LITERALLY SHAKING IT AROUND LIKE A DOG WITH A CHEW TOY

[msfcatlover]

IWCTW!Damian having to relearn how to suppress his stims, because his grandfather doesn’t like it, after nearly 20yrs of learning how to feel comfortable with expressing himself. 

(Clark catching Damian stimming, only for Damian to immediately try to bluff his way out of it, because it’s been months back with the League and Damian’s relearned that stimming is dangerous. Clark starts showing up with potential stim-toys, being super-casual and even framing some of them as requests. Like, “I’ve been thinking about giving something like this to my son, can you test it and make sure it both works and is safe please? Oh no, you can keep that one. I’ll get Jon another.”)

#iwctw (time travel) #cw: abuse mention #cw: child abuse #autistic damian wayne #autistic damian al ghul #damian wayne #damian al ghul #(Damian Brown in this verse—nope I’m still emotional about that) #superman #clark kent #superbatfam #superdad #my writing #mine #// #Clark accidentally buying Damian one of the same toys his family gave him and Damian just… shutting down. #He only gets more upset when Clark says Damian doesn’t need to keep it if he doesn’t want it #He wants it! It’s his now you can’t have it back! #(I mean Damian's words are more like ''It's not a big deal; I'll take care of it.'' But the casualness is a bluff to hide how desperate he #is to have that thing. Clark knows Damian well enough by this point to recognize the difference.) #Clark wondering where the hell Damian is stashing those particular gifts because Clark never sees them again after handing them over. #(Damian covets anything that reminds him of his past life; it's the closest he thinks he'll ever be to those people again.) #((When the truth comes out and they all come clean; Clark being approached by a frighteningly serious Dick & 3 kids Clark barely knows #over the course of like a couple weeks; all of whom call him ''Uncle Clark'' and want to thank him for looking after their baby brother. #They were so worried about Damian; about what he might be enduring; about what they couldn't save him from. #Damian's already come so far; sure some of it is the extra memories but a lot of it is care & support. #They really couldn't have asked for anyone better.))

[eumillipes]

Cuddly commandos!

#homestar runner #lps #cheat commandos #you know the eye personality thing that lps have #gunhaver has the sportiest personality while blue laser has messiest along with cuddly as a secondary because i thought itd be silly #like yeah he wants to blow up the ocean but on the other hand hes loves dangly cat toys and getting pet because kitty cat #dual eye typing as lps collectors wiki calls it #ok ill stop now but expect more ccs lps crossovers becauze i am not normal srry if i got anything wrong in my ramble

[mars-ipan]

i do miss being a little kid and creating the most vividly fucked up stories with my toys that i could

#i would say it was one of my fav little girl things but i did it with my brother mostly #and he sometimes got more into it than me #it’s great we had stories of abuse kidnapping murder #i thought up a looooot of kidnapping stories. i think it was how i coped with the intrusive thoughts of break-ins i’d get lmao #but this isn’t abt my GAD this is about my creative bloodlust #what even was a sleepover if you and ur best friend weren’t roleplaying an evil torture dungeon with her lps toys #or pretending to be foxes in the wild and getting mauled by bears #<- i was not a warrior cats kid but was friends with them. we all liked foxes so we were usually foxes #honestly i think a lot of my artistic energy is spent trying to return to that level of raw creative energy and power #it was always either violent or everyone was having sex with each other #to the kid with internalized homophobia who would jokingly torment me with ‘lesbian’ barbies in daycare (which we later got in trouble for): #thanks for helping me make the connection that lesbians were just girls who liked girls (like my aunts #also really funny that we’re both gay now #hey friends and mutuals who wants to play barbies with me and have them cannibalize each other #girlish whimsy. for free. cmon it’ll be so much fun