#I wish this was just me joking around

[r0tting-teeth]

listen - I might possibly have extreme tma brain rot rn but…yeah.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma memes #tma shitpost #I wish this was just me joking around #I‘m like 63% serious about this #brain soup #brain rot #36 questions #36 questions a podcast musical

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is not the ghost king #so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous #so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell #it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity #and was a happy accident #but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never- #specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time. #was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo #and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo #danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too #danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi #hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats #those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration #and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio #dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian

[jojo-schmo]

Oh dang oh gosh oops JetPens came out with more Japanese Kirby writing utensils and my wallet magically opened and now I own them! Oh golly!

Well I always advocate for fancy stationary and office supplies whenever possible! I mean my pencil case in that photo is very well loved lol

Side note, that beige Waddle Dee Pentel pen is, for lack of a better term, one of the sexiest pens I have ever written with. It’s got a NEEDLEPOINT tip and it’s delicious feeling. Makes meetings almost worth it lol

Anyway I’m not sponsored by JetPens but I wanna be ;)

#that last sentence is a joke I just love throwing around the phrase “sponsor me!! #I’m just sharing this because people should know kirby pens and pencils exist and are purchasable heehee #I wish there were pencils with Dedede on it tho…… sigh #irl content #jojo rambles #kirby #waddle Dee #meta knight

[fistfuloflightning]

fic idea: Shen Yuan gets transmigrated very early into his own rogue cultivator npc. Somehow along the way he ends up adopting a few small children—all girls. As he grows to know and cherish them, it only makes him that much more pissed off at how Airplane handled LBH’s harem. Because his little girls are Wives #27, 32, 145 and 146. But they’re not the (very very flimsy-) book characters that he got angry at for sharing the single brain cell in the room, they’re people to him now—his daughters. And Shen Yuan will protect them from others trying to harm or use them—including the Protagonist.

#svsss #shen yuan #luo binghe’s wives #scum villain #I understand it’s a danmei novel #and not a super great one tbh #prob why I stopped reading around ch50ish and absorbed the rest by osmosis #but I kinda wish we had gotten more information on the wives as people rather than the butt of an ongoing joke #and maybe I just want SY to kick lbh’s ass on behalf of his daughters #if someone wants to write it let me know! #aus i’d love to read #aus i’ll never write #fic idea

[akkivee]

can the bb punnett squares people come back and explain this to me

#this is vee speaking #it just has to be a joke right lmao???? kr saw people speculating how the bb’s blood type works #and then laughed at us because we were taking this too seriously but wanted to fck around some more #and gave rei type a right???? lmao #is ichiro the test tube baby from that theory lol????? bc he and ramuda share the same blood type lol #or did ichiro need a bone marrow transplant???? had a childhood cancer that changed his blood type????? #pls bb punnett squares people come back and explain it to me like i’m four lmao #i wish i had paid more attention to that conversation lol i just want to know if the final consensus was that kr was doing fck all lmao

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: three digital illustrations based on episodes of the owl house. The first image is based on Understanding Willow and features Amity and Inner Willow. Amity looks at Inner Willow regretfully, holding a hand to her chest, as Inner Willow stands surrounded by pink fire, yelling at Amity with steam coming from her eyes. Lyrics are written crookedly across the background: "I'm not here for your entertainment/your the kinda guy that likes some fun/am I just here for a bit of amusement?/you'll never be my NUMBER 1!!!".

The second image is based off For the Future and features Willow and Hunter. Hunter hugs willow, his face obscured, as she sobs and vines glow green around them both. The lyrics this time are written more neatly in the middle of the image and read "are you bored?/or are you scared?/what happened to secrets we shared?/ Did I say something/? Have I crossed the line?/you know I never meant it/when I said I was FINE!".

The final image is both drawings on one canvas with no lyrics. Each image has a dark blue background. End ID]

Thinks about Willow's repressed emotions and eats glass. Cutely (song is Con Man by The Tuts!)

#the owl house #toh #willow park #amity blight #hunter toh #hunter noceda #(aw i haven't used that one in a while :')) #Understanding Willow #For the Future #i have to go shower so i can't add tag commentary rn all i can tell you is RRRAGH GO LISTEN TO THAT SONG AND GET FEELINGS ABT IT LIKE ME #I'VE WANTED TO MAKE THIS FOR WEEKS AND I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO IT #i wish you could see hunters face but it just didn't work with the proportions so i had to live with that #SAD. ah well there's other blonde boys (<- cruel joke abt grimwalkers) #not about him though. it's about willow #i think (and this is a big maybe) once I'm done my rewatch of s2A (and the frog show cause I'm rewatching that too) #I'm gonna rewatch EVERY willow ep right before ASIAS and then go from there #she's special she deserves it #same way i might rewatch the gus episodes before Labyrinth Runners. it's just a little ritual i have sometimes :] #anyway. oooooh you want to appreciate willows repressed rage and fear and sadness soooo bad #also I'M SORRY IF THE HAND LETTERING IS BAD FONTS JUST LOOKED TO GOOFY. I'M TRYING BARE WITH ME

[coollyinterferes]

*taps mic; a certain gentleman is standing right beside him*

"Good evenin', everyone!! We're back!! Hope you didn't miss us much!"

"It sure hasn't been that long.... has it....?"

Uhhmmm....

#[shows up late with no st*rb*cks bc fuck those guys but HIIIII 8) ] #[*insert 'haven't been here since last year joke*] #[no but fr AAAAA i'm so sorry abt the silence!! as usual depression got my ass around mid-december due to Some Stuff irl] #[from there it's been all downs and just a few ups so i've been taking it slow and trying not to let it all get to me (much)] #[anyways hi hi hi. how have y'all been doing???] #[super late but i hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season!!] #[also sending you all the best of wishes for the new year!!!] #[i might not be able to post thread replies tonight but i'll be around for a bit working on some of them] #[i think i also had some pending asks last time??? so i might try to start from there] #[dumb brain is still all BLERGH but feel free to send in stuff if you wish!] #[prompted. unprompted. random. etc. all is good] #[hope you're all having a wonderful day/night/etc!!! <3] #;speedwagon says (( ic )) #;jonathan says (( ic )) #;ic #(????

[ambiguousdisorderken]

something tumblr loves to do is recreating the big bad straw man vegan because it's easier than reevaluating your beliefs and god forbid changing your habits, again and again and again and ag

#oh yes this is about the vegan to ecofasc post #so we are ecofascists because we do not support animal abuse??? #get this. veganism is For the animals. first and foremost. #they are not objects. we do not own them. they do not exist to benefit us humans. we are not entitled to their bodies. #yes! i too used to say oh i could never go vegan. but it's not about me. it's about them. i dont want baby chickens to be ground to death #i dont want cows to be raped again and again just so i can drink milk from their udders wtf #i dont want whales and dolphins to be sentenced to a lifetime inside a tank with no contact with their kin #i dont want another ryder lying on the streets of new york because he was exploited so tourists could prance around #i dont want beagles or rats or monkeys suffering inside laboratories getting experiments done on them #animals do not exist so we can abuse them #i loved fried chicken too much and my favorite food was sushi and i didnt see animals as beings #and all i see now is the mass suffering that we cause and im ashamed and i wish people on this goddamn website understood #because when i was at the supermarket someone made a joke pointing to the dead bodies of baby turkeys frozen and wrapped up in plastic #and they thought it was funny and i would've thought so too before. and now it's just . a fridge with corpses. and we had no right. #and it's victims you're making fun of. it's not vegans. #now go post in support of all other social movements. as long as they're human-centered of course #vegan #boohoo to anyone and everyone getting mad at this or saying i missed the point . i did not . #the only time carnists reblog vegan posts is when said post puts veganism in a bad light. pleather or quinoa or almond milk or ??? #oh but dont you dare compare humans to animals!! why the fuck not . antivegs will be the first ones to say animals eat other animals. #im so tired so fucking tired and it's this tumblr toxic troll behavior whenever veganism is mentioned

[hotdadlicense]

i only ever get apple music when i can get the free month deals and i just found a 'get apple music free for three months!' option so i subscribed and finally got to see my top 2023 played playlist and it literally doesnt have kesha on it til like the last ten songs even though i KNOW she was my most played like. all i've listened to is kesha. also somehow a song i was listening to for a week made number three? also papa roaches last resort making top ten when, again, it was just like one week of playing it

hows this my top eleven songs i don't even know the words to dance dance

#i know playing songs on repeat can Make An Impact but you see. i was feelin those songs for like a week #i was feeling kesha since literally 2021 and gag order dropping this year rly pushed me over the edge #also mgk???? olivia sounds about right tho like i have been jamming to her a bit #but just. the way kesha is literally ALL ive listened to and she apparently didnt even crack like. the top 90 #this is the ONLY time im likw dang i wish i was a spotify girl #thats a joke id rather die but like. spotify wrapped time rolls around and i do get fomo

[wonderloste]

my main rp partner being my fiance is a blessing fr bc we live together and the day tumblr gets buried in the backyard we can just easily move everything to discord or wherever all the rpers move or u know in dire times we can email or write on a napkin during the apocalypse idk literally nothing can stop me from writing homosexual furry content

#KJEMRHKJM #NOOOO NOT THE SAD TUMBLR NEWS GOING AROUND #i will stick it out w tumblr until it's being lowered into its grave so it can let us and itself down one last time #but chin up my anx dash friends tumblr will live to see the sunrise for a while yet #tbt. #fr tho archiving ur blogs is always a good idea anw just to have backups but hang in there #if myspace can survive as log as it did tumblr certainly has a chance even on life support until a good alt #pops up lmao #take it from me </4 a myspace rper who migrated to tumblr during the great myspace funeral march </4 #i wish i were joking how did we ever rp on that dinosaur #KJENMRHKJM

[orchideae]

Lantern Rite leaks (I know these are just things so far, etc. usual):

Listen, listen, listen, I've been so highly anticipating Lantern Rite 2024 since it ended this year (it was my first one, it was amazing; one of the reasons why Liyue will always rate so very highly for me) and I'll be thrilled with whatever it is that we get, but!!! Light negative nancy incoming (understandably so, I think), forgive me, stop reading if you'd prefer: no Ningguang, no Beidou, No Madame Ping?? NO YELAN at all??! (Me: listen, I'll be happy to just see her, doesn't even need to speak, I will never expect more, it's perfectly IC)

Edit: Ok ok, we're better. I got so frustrated at the '19' that I missed the 66. But also, IS THIS STILL LANTERN RITE OR IS THIS CHENYU VALE?

#[ i had to add the zhongli thing so badly-- we wait for lantern rite for the day. /the day where we learn more/. ] #[ liyue is so shrouded and hidden in its events and so if this isn't about liyue and instead-- listen i like furina. ] #[ but if this revolves around furina (listen i just saw the event has her sq as a prerequisite so i'm lightly joking). ] #[ instead of liyue history and zhongli and whatnot. i will chuck inflatable legos!! ] #[ IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE HE'S SPOKEN AND SAID ANYTHING; GUYS. ] #[ as a liyue fanatic this makes me desperate. just. please. hoyo. 🙏🙏🙏 ] #[ but also don't get me wrong. i LOVE fonaine. i love the fontaine cast. i do. i'd be happy to see them. ] #[ i'd actually love to see the lanterns and their traditions to a degree (the wishes carved into the ore that floats the lanterns)... ] #[ be explained by someone from liyue to fontainians. and whatnot. i've proposed it as thread ideas. i'd also like-- ] #[ to see them visit liyue. i hope the harbor/qiaoying will come out during lantern rite for this. ] #[ but also. i want my liyue crew as well; you know? more of them. i miss them. 2023 lantern rite was amazing. but i miss them still. ] #[ ooc. ] don't try to make it logical or edit your soul according to the fashion. rather; follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.

[flamboyant-king]

You know me. I like barely ever show any NOT SAFE FOR WORK drawings on here. So instead, I'm sharing drawings of my face AS I was drawing each NOT SAFE FOR WORK thing.

And the subject is right there, smack dab in the middle. Being tormented by the sins of the egg. (I drew him really cute but I can't share the rest.)

ALSO, I'd like to state that it's not corngraphic except like two maybe, it's more so like violent. We are all just having fun beating this guy up. Like, step right up and stomp on his face type shih. I never ever ever draw violent stuff, unless it's lewling related, so this is like cathartic.

This uhh feeling will fade after Halloween hopefully and we'll go back to our regularly scheduled wholesomeness and cammypus.

#i looked in a mirror 20 feet away as reference because im like NYAHAHA WHAT EVILS HAVE I COMMITED #and i see my own smug face in the mirror like 'yes this will get me hunted down' #sketches #i do comedy slapstick violence but ya know doing more darker jokes and adult humor feels nice like im not censoring myself #i mean i still am by not showing you guys a lot of the bloody or even H O RN Y stuff but ya cant expose everything #like for those of yall who have followed me for years id say were all legal here for more than my usual 13+ content #i just want ro be appealing to a broader audience IN CASE i ever did make it somewhere but haha its been what #8 years since i started this blog. any credit i had died off with teeny taku fhjdjsksajsk #ive got no image to uphold. i have nothing im trying to promote anymore. i do but ive lost the plot ya know #im just having fun and im glad you guys are just ...letting me? like i looked at my old stuff #with the cookies the pokemans the fehs the ocs. and yall just let me go freaking wild and thought #yeah ill give that a like. bless yalls hearts. bless ya souls. ive got thousands of posts on here and yall just let me run wild #and thank you for that. ya never pit pressure on me. kts me outting pressure on myself. #i do wish there were folks that did look forward to some actual tangible content instead of me shitposting with no cohesiveness #but thats just hard with adhd. and try as i might with medications and alarms and deadlines and what have you. its just. difficult #like even the tags here are derailing. but i hope that alongside me just having fun doing my thing. i hope i can get on course #where there is a clear line to follow in my life but i dont lose sight of it as i trail off #but for now. im just drawing experimenting and straight up goofing around. have fun you guys #i may not show you everything but just know im having fun too.

[wwriothesley]

      his ''fans'' don't much to entice more than a lukewarm response to aknowledge them and their... fawning. the fastest way to be left alone is to pretend to be a clueless dolt when being flirted with- works like a charm and saves his ass every time.

#( IC. ) ━ administrator clocking in. #( DASH WATCHING. ) ━ everyone around here is INSANE but me. #legit this dude's main interest is tea. i wish i was joking but with the time he puts into brewing.......... #bro is just secluded from life #and then venus will make a neuvi and they're gonna be all over eachother BUT UNTIL THEN

[moe-broey]

Sketch dump I was gonna post after several other drawings but I just. Need to get it out of my system actually.

Big hc I've been running w lately is that Alfonse is a lap guy (entirely on his terms) and I. Had the thought. Of that extending to Lif.

Also finally pinned down the Alfonse/Dimitri/Lif dynamic and it's Evil Compatibility, where they're a perfect match to inevitably bring out the worst in each other LMFAOO

#fire emblem #feh #i do wanna clarify the 'dodged a bullet' bit is exclusively just referring to the evil compatibility #it's not a derogatory dig at dimitri's mental illness/psychosis #alfonse and preskip dimitri are like two ships passing in the night and alfonse wonders what could have been #he geniunely likes/liked him up until he noticed dimi has like. other red flags going on actually. #like the mental illness is a nonissue it's the skill issues actually. god forbid women do anything 🙄 #as i joke around though i do really want to emphasize that my blog is a safe space. love and solidarity 🫡🤝 #anyways i think when alfonse sees the dynamic between postskip dimi and lif he's like #ohhhh okay. well. nevermind. #saying all this as a guy who knows fuck all about dimi. he's just some guy alfonse had a thing for that one time. to me. #NOT a hater about it though LMFAO just like. very neutral/don't necessarily see the appeal #one thousand disclaimers. i know. i'm so sorry. i just wish for peace and love above all else ect ect #fe alfonse #fe lif #fe dimitri #my art

[b4kuch1n]

one thing I thought was missing from canon sk8 was the mine being haunted apparently. so we are bringing that into burnished house for absolutely no fucking reason

#sk8 the infinity #burnished house #(I am jokeing there is. in fact. a reason) #(you will not learn this until the divorce comes up) #(well the preliminary reason is I fucking love ghost stories and want to put them in everything) #(and that reki is afraid of scary things which makes him my favourite kind of victim. younger sibling coded for that only) #Im actually having a lot of fun alternating povs between reki and langa bc Ive like. accidentally grounded langa's in #very clear and present bodily sensations. straight up uncomplicated observations about materials in the world around him #while reki's gets all the hyperboles and pretty poetic stuff. I enjoy the idea of him being good at storytelling #ESPECIALLY bc him taking words to heart including scary stories. big deal to me ok? #love to write langa and going from things that clearly are present right there in the scene to the most insane thoughts a man can have #and then write reki and jump wildly between dork ass energetic shounen character speech and romanticizing the fuck out of concrete #weird thing to say after writing three fics of like 20K+ words in total about them granted lmao #but like. listen. I feel like burnished house is me going apeshit so far. this is truly my time to be the worst ever #same approach as I took with [REDACTED]. oh you think this is bad? just wait #I have already added TWO old people ghosts into this one. be in awe of my power #well. be in awe of it when I finish this chapter... I need to sleep rn dksdfhdskj #have a good nite lads. I cant wait to get to that one spot in this chapter where I go yess... YESS!!!! HAHAHA YESSSS #wish u the same for ur art endeavour. if ur art endeavour doesnt have something like that u should add it. my message to da world

[callixton]

maybe i just need to start fainting dramatically in front of my friends to earn their sympathy

#i am not doing this. but mostly bc i fight tooth and nail not to faint in public #i don’t know i just want people to see why i’m struggling so much i don’t know #this is a joke obv but i do wish i could be taken care of a little #my ex would do it but she’s also not doing the best and i often dont have the energy to help her too #and not that he requires that of me. but if i’m around him of course i want to be a support too #i just don’t have any more support to give #and they don’t have the time to do much anyway #it was nice to hang out tonight tho #and i’m going to miss everyone so much over the summer too. tbh. that’s gonna be rough too #esp bc i don’t get to see them next semester. and then some of my friends will be graduated. and so i just won’t see them at school ever #- again on top of the graduating seniors #so many of whom are my closest friends rn :( #so it just sucks that this is the semester when i am struggling the most physically bc i’m missing out on being around them fully #ted talks