#I would also want them obliterated

[badass-at-fandoming]

Re: Vampire: the Masquerade - Justice, their website article says one plays as a Banu Haqim investigating one's sire's death in a Venice, which is full of Hecata. The advertised powers reinforce that: Cloaks of Shadows is Obfuscate, Cauldron of Blood is Blood Sorcery, and Traversal and Cat's Grace are Celerity bonuses. The "Shadow Trap" power threw me. How does a Banu Haqim have Oblivion? Then I re-read the articles and realized. Oh. Diablerie. Our character will be eating their way through one million billion Hecata until they master Oblivion.

CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKERS

#vtm #vtm justice #banu haqim #hecata #oblivion #obtenebration #obfuscate #blood sorcery #celerity #diablerie #to be fair #if someone murdered my parent #I would also want them obliterated

[chubbidust]

you should draw more splatoons attacking eachother with their teeths

i've always enjoyed the idea of inkfish getting feral when pissed off.

#not art #splatoon #sure they resemble humans and have intelligence #However #i think it would be funny and silly if whenever extremely pissed off they Fight #like fistfights but Biting is there too #and claws #they're shapeshifters they can give themselves claws cuz i said so #also like drawing the art is cathartic to me #yall never had that one player that pissed you off so much you wanted to obliterate them? in man to man combat? #This Is How I Vent

[pixelsjoy]

Me playing Tears of the Kingdom: As much as I miss the champions, it makes sense they're not mentioned much. It's been a hundred years since they died. Even if they survived the Calamity, most of them would probably be dead at this point. The only exception being Mipha, who would have been the only one that would still be alive if she survived the calamity due to her age. The reason they're still remembered so much in Breath of the Wild is because the Divine Beasts, one of the last remaining connections to them, are still active and looming in Hyrule. Impa also said that their spirits feel uneasy knowing their task of defeating the Calamity wasn't done. They were at peace when the Calamity was defeated and passed on. They're not brought up from that point on because them and their era are over and can be laid to rest.

Also me playing Tears of the Kingdom: - holding back tears - Damn I miss the champions

#LIKE YEAH. I GET IT FROM A THEMATIC POINT. BUT FROM A 'SIR THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS' POINT. I AM ACHING #I love the sages in TotK! Don't get me wrong! #I mean look at my icon tee hee #But I've grown so attached to the champions their absence feels so off. I'm fifty-fifty on it #I wanna be clear: Big agree with people who say the Sheikah Shrines and tech being suddenly gone feels off #It's unexplained and feels far too significant to easily write off #I feel similar about the champions and how little they're mentioned in game #I don't think Zelda even has a single line of dialogue that mentions them. #She and Link lived through the calamity and knew them as friends #At least a tiny mention would have made sense since she does briefly talk about the Calamity with Sonia and Rauru #I guess it makes a little sense?? In regards to the developers wanting to be hush hush about BotW spoilers for newcomers #But the way they went about it is like they tried to forget it happened. It doesn't feel right. #This might also be my biased speaking cause the original sages? Cool and all #But they feel so hollow compared to the characters that the champions had #Anyways I am still VERY in love with TotK. It's consumed way too much of my time #But I also wanted to talk about this gripe dhdjfjejfjd #Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I'm sorry this is a whole wall of spilling #Anyways will I cope by remembering Age of Calamity is a thing despite how much it obliterates the timeline? #Dang right #Tears of the Kingdom #Breath of the Wild #TotK Spoilers #LoZ TotK #Loz BotW #BotW Champions #Long Post

[craycraybluejay]

Codependency is underrated

#and kinda overrated also #bc when the ppl i love do anything my brain is like 'u dont matter to them' #i always talk ab how jealousy is not hot but im genuinely so full of envy and jealousy #like WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THEM they talked shit to you about me ARE THEY STILL WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR #i get so mad! #its not FAIR that when i meddle in other ppls affairs im obliterated over it and cut off #but then when someone else meddles in MY relationships that person is forgiven and im expected to forgive them too? #no! #cut them off like you'd cut me off if i ever pulled that shit! #its not fair its a double standard #'its not going to happen again' i dont care they should actually just be dead but im willing to compromise #even compromise isnt enough for ppl they want to break ur heart and know u will let them #its an UNBALANCED codependency bc i know i would get rid of someone if that person asked me to instantly #i would especially never try to defend someone they dont like for good reason to them. wtf. #i just feel like such a doormat bc im always loyal and other ppl just arent #cant u see this person doesnt care ab u!! theyre using u for their image! theyre a parasite! why are they more important! #vent post #vent in tags #delete later

[bookshelfdreams]

friendly reminder that

"I love everything about you."

#GOD #this obliterated me. hit me like a distracted driver in a semitrailer hits the end of a traffic jam #its perfect <3 #as beautiful as a well-executed 'i love you' can be it's also a bit generic #can be said to anyone; you can love people for any reason and without really knowing them #(in fact not really knowing them can b prerequisite to the sentiment lol) #you can love the idea or the concept of someone #& i'm not saying it's always or even usually like that; just pointing out that someone who is used to putting on a performance for others #wouldn't be likely to interpret it as anything than a general statement of affection that comes with some conditions. would he. #& anyway ed seems to have a casual relationship w the word love. 'i love you' doesn't have to b a big deal #this though. this is 'i KNOW you. your best your worst and everything inbetween #and i love all of it' #which is just so. #okay first of all the perfect way for stede to express that sentiment; of course he would say that #of course he who constantly tries to create for others the sort of environment he never had #constantly tries to supply the things no one ever gave him #(because he never wants anyone to feel like he did; lonely misunderstood unloved) #of course he would fucking say that #but also just. hhhhrrrrrrrrrgghgggggghhhhhhhhh. you know. #our flag means death #ofmd trailer

[moe-broey]

Normal day for Alfonse Fire Emblem (I've already played a collective 10+ hours of Monster Menu demo across two profiles on my Switch 🫡)

Based on the fact that one of the default characters is two customization options away from Literally Just Being Hatsune Miku and I thought that was the funniest shit in the world when trying to decide on a fourth party member LMFAOOO

Also!!! Some of the process under cut bc it's funky haha and fun!!

Initial sketch, which looked pretty different than the final result, clean versions before adding the bg and the screenshot I used as the bg!

The first draft felt kind of uninteresting and also I felt like Alfonse just. Didn't look like himself??? Like I couldn't get the hair right.

I think adding the mouth panel makes it more effective and also calls back to what happens in the intro of Monster Menu! Also I feel the idea that his eyes have been open for A While and he's been stuck like that for A While has a very different effect.

#monster menu #this is. v shitposty LMFAOOO so idk about main tagging it but. i had SO MCUH FUN W THIS #i fucking love monster menu so far though!!! it's so fun!! #like if mystery dungeon style gameplay was merged w fe's grid based combat + miitopia. #make some fucking guys and put them into some fucking situations!!! #in my first file i made alfonse lead/be mc cause my sister warned me that i'd want a strong and reliable lead #if your lead goes down you have to start from scratch. so. my idea of me (either being a healer or straight up jobless LMFAOO) #as the lead -- though EXTREMELY funny i think i would have been obliterated. #but honestly having alfonse be the protag was somehow infinitely funnier. like yeah this WOULD happen to him. #and the implication that i've just been wandering around w sharena and miku is also very funny LMFAO #ALSO!!!! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CHARACTERS BE GENDERLESS!!!!!!! WHICH IS INSANELY COOL #like in the chara creator there's a gender unknown option and i tested it out and!! that chara will be referred to ambiguously! #regardless of their appearance as well!!! #i can NOT wait for this game to come out tbh. while everyone is playing the new zelda i'll be in the fucking dungeon 🫡 #fe alfonse #sharena #hatsune miku #my art

[fiendishartist2]

it's your conclusions that make mine delusions– tma

Jon's feet dangled underneath him, hanging limp. Papers fluttered to the floor, forgotten in the mad scramble between the two men. Jon's hands rested loosely around Tim's wrists, just above where his fists were twisted into Jon's collar. With his back against the wall, Jon was trapped completely under his co-worker's wrath. Tim stepped closer, crushing a lazily written report under his shoe.

"Is there a problem, Mr. Stoker?" Jon asked lightly. Tim's nose scrunched with disgust as Jon's smirk widened enough to bare teeth.

"Stop smiling," Tim snarled, "Stop fucking- what is wrong with you? Why are you here?" Although his grip on Tim's wrists remained deciptively gentle– hands poised so that fingertips just brushed skin– Jon's expression grew hungry. Entertainment flickered behind dark irises; Tim got the sense Jon was relishing in his desperation.

"I work here." Jon answered simply, unbothered despite the way Tim's knuckles dug into his throat. Tim barked out a mirthless laugh.

"Not the same way the rest of us do. Prove it- prove you're trapped by- by whatever is wrong with this place. Go ahead, Sims. Say it." He goaded, hoping Jon would rise to the bait. Jonathan Sims was perpetually level-headed, but Tim was at his wits end.

He wanted this puppeteer wearing a human face out of his life– out of all of their lives.

"Personally, I don't have any desire to leave. I'm quite happy with this job." Tim growled, rearing back and slamming Jon into the wall. The back of his head hit the damp drywall with a satisfying crack. Jon blinked rapidly, dazed.

Tim's blood pounded in his ears; he wanted to hurt this thing under his hands and he couldn't bring himself to care anymore. It was destroying his friends, creeping like a crawling rot into every nook and cranny of their minds. Slowly, it invaded– a sweet croon here, a sharp discouragement there; watchful eyes and cutting words hidden behind an open kindness that came from the confidence of security. It felt safe picking them apart sinew by bloody sinew.

Sasha was ruining herself and wouldn't listen to reason. She ran headfirst into any situation she thought would give her leads, not even bothering to tell anyone when she was in danger. She was working longer hours, talking to people in her office in secret, stashing tapes and statements in odd places he and Martin wouldn't look. Every new statement plucked from the mess Gertrude left behind sent her on a spiral, clawing for any connection to latch onto– and she latched onto Jon's words like a woman drowing. When Sasha ducked away from conversation with Tim and Martin, Jon was at her elbow, whispering in her ear. When she eyed Tim with distrust, he could feel Jon's gaze burning into the back of head. When she continued to pull away from anyone who could anchor her to reality, Jon was right there, pulling her along.

Jon's breathing was becoming laboured. Tim pressed more weight against his chest, egged on by the slight give of Jon's ribcage under his forearms.

"Kill me," Jon choked out. Tim lurched back a step, allowing Jon to take a deep breath that left him with a dry cough. His grin split his pockmarked cheeks, "Kill me, right now. Get it over with. That is what you want, isn't it?"

"You're sick," Tim spat. He pushed against Jon until he wheezed, "You're a sick little creep and I- I want you gone. Leave the Institute. Run into traffic. Anything, just- just get out." Jon's beaming smile wavered, eyes fluttering as consiousness was squeezed out of him, "If I ever see your face again-"

"Tim!"

Tim startled, dropping Jon's collar and letting him crumple to the floor. The anger drained out of him instantly, leaving a hollow in its wake.

He stared down at the man at his feet; Jon's narrow back was shaking.

Shaking with laughter.

Jon's boney shoulders jumped up and down, breathless snickering wracking his entire frame.

He peered up at Tim through spidery bangs. As if on strings, his lips were pulled into manic smile, eyes alight with joy. Hysterics were carved into every crease of his face.

"You can't. You will never be rid of me." He whispered, voice pitchy with wonder.

Someone pushed Tim aside; he stumbled out of the way without even turning to see which of Jon's victims it was. Red faced anger entered his sight, made fuzzy by the film of haze filling his brain.

Helplessness squeezed like a band around his chest; no one would believe him about Jon. Not Sasha, too paranoid to see the problem right in front of her. Not Martin, who would give and give and give to a monster who could only take. Not Elias, who had let Jon into the Archives in the first place.

"-at is your problem, Tim?! What could /Jon/ have done to-" A tinny voice buzzed beneath the rapid gallop of Tim's heart.

Jon was right– Tim couldn't do anything. Nothing would keep Jon from weaving his web around all of them; all he could do now was watch as the threads tightened and tightened until they each snapped under the tension.

Something bumped– shoved his shoulder. Salt and pepper hair left his vision and, instinctually, Tim's eyes traced the monster across the room.

From under Martin's arm, Jon pressed his face into his shoulder. Crocodile tears soaked into the soft, well-worn knit of Martin's favourite jumper. In stark clarity, Tim zeroed in on the hand that raised behind Martin's back.

Jon waved at him slowly and deliberately as he was led gingerly into the breakroom.

#hee hee #jon: 🕷️🕸️ #tim: i want this twink obliterated #whats a little bit of attempted murder between coworkers #i had a really shit day so i wrote this to make me feel better #i like the flow of it but im wondering if its too consise #i think my writing is like that in general tho. i can write longer fics but im not very flowery or verbose #i just like to write whats happening and what the characters are thinking and thats it #but anyways. web jon is a little freak for SURE #i gave him annabel's perpetual calmness bc i think thats a v good web trait #also hes a little bit hysterical but thats okay <3 thats just how jon is sometimes #i think that up until s3 web jon is an antagonist to some degree. hes not helping the archives hes just there to fuck with everyone lol #and tim is the only one to pick up on it like he does with canon jon. which starts him hating jon #but i do think we get like a not-sasha moment at the end of s2 but its sasha figuring out that jon is an avatar of the web- #-and isn't actually who he says he is. i think she would spot jon's manipulation patterns by reading statements- #-jon has hidden about the web #and eventually jon stops being malicious and starts actually helping them and making human connections and whatever #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #timothy stoker #web!jon #archivist!sasha #martin blackwood #sasha james #tma fic #my fic #title from outliars and hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples

[ssspringroll]

feels nice to finally get that released. its like a weight off my shoulders!!

#sorry theyre only on the hat slot btw. #i was gonna convert them to other slots but theres just. sooo many of them now. #i lost motivation and thats why they were sitting around for years #bc i didnt want to put them on other slots bc i was lazy #simoleon #but also. theres like 80 of them. so maybe only obliterating the hat slot is good actually. #could you imagine all those thumbnails in MULTIPLE categories? #would be insane.

[hella1975]

hey guys :)

#MY EXAMS AR EOVER HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII #IT WENT AWFULLY AND I LITERALLY LEFT EARLY BC I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SICK LMFAOOOO #I WASNT WHICH WAS ACTUALLY EVEN MORE ANNOYING #i was like looking in the bathroom mirror like 'you did this for what? nothing?' #and then a random girl i have LITERALLY never met before goes 'hey how did you find the econ exam?' #so either i am more memorable than i think or she is just very bravely assuming everyone on campus sat the macro exam #either way she was super nice and we both immediately bonded over how awful it was lmao #i think ive at least passed though which is all i wanted #and me and my mates got celebratory maccies and my one friend played rizzle kicks the whole time bc she knows i love them #im now having a 3 hour nap to prepare for later #or at least i would be if maintenance weren't choosing EXAM SEASON to drill off all of the fucking doors #im prepared to get absolutely mangled tonight like properly obliterated #not blackout bc i hate being blackout (who LIKES being blackout? baffles me) #but i still deserve to reach ungodly levels of intoxicated #STUDENT NIGHT WEDNESDAYS IVE MISSED YOU BABYGIRL #THREE MONTHS OF SUMMER HERE I COME #hella goes to uni #also like ty guys for dealing with me lmao? ive felt really annoying and negative these past few months #bc exams just Get Me Down and you guys have just been really helpful even if you dont realise #like even humouring me and sending me a shit ton of econ questions idk it's just really nice and it means a lot #yuck it up whatever moving ON i am HOT and FUNNY and definitelygoingtohavetoretakeatleastoneexam and HOT

[girlwarlock]

why don't you brown a pound or two of cubed beef in batches, deglazing the pan between batches with red wine that you reserve then saute some diced onion and carrot before adding the meat and wine back to the pan to simmer for an hour or so and then add some potatoes and carrots and boil until tender and serve it with bread and then maybe you'll feel better okay

#i made this stew a while ago (plus some herbs that i couldn't find a way to shoehorn into the meme format) and i really want some now #i also obliterated a corn tortilla into it to add some starch for thickening purposes but i think a slice of bread would be even better #esp bc my bread these days is sourdough so it adds a lot of interesting and hearty flavor that storebought bread tends to lack #the herbs were thyme and rosemary and i threw them in the pan with the wine #during the deglazing step the wine was also boiled until it didn't have boozevapor anymore #so as not to make the beef get saturated with boozeflavor #the wine was some sweetish red wine that a friend gave me that I didn't like but was perfectly cromulent cooking wine #people sometimes say stuff like ''don't cook with a wine you wouldn't drink'' but also i wouldn't drink sherry but i cook w it all the time #so i don't put a lot of weight in that particular piece of cooking '''''wisdom'''''

[sleepybeanmal]

Sleepy Sings No. 2.5

Hellfire

⚠️HEADPHONE WARNING⚠️ Okay I finally managed to record somewhere where I won’t be disruptive if I sing loud; the only issue is, it’s the morning aaaaaand I’m not warmed up(or rehearsed) so it’s not perfect. The Twst fandom still has me on a Hunchback kick, so this was stuck in my head. Additionally, Frollo’s very bad words(the G-Slur) have been replaced with Twst-friendly Malleus references(although I will strike down anybody who actually wants to destroy Briar Valley, I will throw hands and spells). No slurs here, or else. Only UwUs.

Anyways here’s the video lol. AGAIN- HEADPHONE WARNING- ITS LOUD AF, EVEN IF ITS ONLY THE BRIDGE OF THE SONG

And yes, this is my real voice. Please don’t use it to impersonate me or pass it off as your own. If you recognize it, please do not out my identity for safety reasons. I just want to share soft songs that make me UwU. Thank you!

#twisted wonderland #twst #rollo flamm #twst masquerade event #twst masquerade #sleepy sings #sleepy sings LOUD #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasmonia #malleus draconia #I’ll absolutely throw hands if anyone thinks I actually want someone in game to destroy briar valley #I’ll end them #I’ll also obliterate anyone who even would try😤 #hands AND spells #i just changed the words so they weren’t offensive and made sense in universe #I’ll sing something much more nice next time I promise #also catch me being incredibly silly and hammy in my car when singing this Jfc sleepy u dramatic bich

[diseasedcube]

i could...theoretically afford the akudrive stage play bluray

#but there's OBSTACLES preventing my purchase of such a desirably rare item #one is the lack of ability to buy things off amazon (take my debit card you fucking scoundrels) #two would be that it would obliterate what little savings i have despite it being on sale rn #three is that I don't own a bluray player... #or more particularly. i don't own a bluray reader than can connect to a computer (so i can rip and share it) #and those cost AT LEAST $30 without shipping (?) so even if i bought the disc it would be worthless #also idk if it has subtitles (even japanese subtitles would be okay) #because if it doesn't...is it really worth the cost and trouble #just for a play i can't even understand a word of #and i just want the cutthroat stuff which i- idk i've actually seen a decent chunk of #at least his main scenes....and he's kind of a side character in the anime itself so why would he show up more in the play #i've seen people on twitter bragging about buying the bluray for this and i'm cringing like #RIP THE GODDAMN THING AND UPLOAD IT TO NYAASI I BEG OF YOU I'LL LITERALLY PAY YOU #omg wait wait i should fidn those posts again and offer to pay them to rip it for me :)))))) #akudama drive #rave ramblees

[jaredthebc]

I’m sorry to the Hilda is the main protag enjoyers I physically cannot imagine Hilda being the protag after all the Masters brainrot or at the very least I cannot see it without her setting a ton of things on fire

#trainer hilda #gen 5 #pokemon black and white #pokemas #LIKE its not that she isnt caring at all but her personality just kinda doesnt fit a hero? #or if she was the hero she wouldnt be the one to really break the cycle of siblings fighting #hilbert i see as the one who can realistically manage to make his point across in a non hostile way #while also still putting up a good fight. hes sympathetic #but in a way that he could still act as a hero who breaks a cycle #meanwhile i think Hilda wouldnt see into the nuance of N and treat him like a generic grunt #like i imagine her not really picking up on the finer lines and focusing just on beating Plasma everytime she sees them #basically Hilbert didnt really have a major ambition in his life and was willing to see finer details #while hilda would be the one already knowing she wants to do a lot of battles and beat the champion lazer focus #rather than really seeing the evil team as people #this isnt even to say she would hate N cause its clear in Masters once knowing his story that she cares a lot for him #but in the context of just him in plasma she would obliterate the twink #sorry for the ramble im just thinking of how good Hilbert fits the accidental chosen hero role gihtighutg

[i-am-literally-deranged]

The funny thing about trying to think about an Undertale Omori AU is that ANYONE heavily involved with Hitori could be either Basil OR Mari and it would work.

#hooo this one is spoilerrific !! #hatoful boyfriend spoilers #omori spoilers #Anyway. Just been thinking about it #Specifically how like plotline wise Nageki SHOULD by all rights be Mari in a Hatoful Omori AU #But he would make SUCH a good Basil it's insane #I just want to draw them as eachother !! #Including like. Shadow Nageki and STRANGER Basil #I could make like. a series of slightly esoteric Spoiler-y images that if you've seen either game will instantly obliterate the other one #Nageki and Hitori Final Duet is something I've wanted to do for forever #But there's other much more vague but INTENSELY SPOILERED things I could do #Yuuya standing at the top of a flight of stairs looking horrified #Shadow Nageki as any of the Phobias/STRANGER #The King also #I have had a mental image of drawing The King as any/all of the Phobias for FOREVER now #It fits SO WELL #Nageki and Basil sharing the same aesthetic and then both having a dark Shadow!self that lives in someone's head makes me go insane #I feel like there is more esoteric only-a-spoiler-in-context type things that I could do with this #I think it has great potential. I just need to organize my thoughts on the matter a little better

[quietwingsinthesky]

everything about the Uriel & Castiel confrontation scene is also designed specifically to murder me

#the uriel-castiel-anna triangle of rebellion is sooo yummy #seriously if I could vote for two angels to be revived to stay thru the whole show #like the ones I think would be most narratively satisfying would be uriel and anna #I WANT TO SEE THEM EVOLVE ALONGSIDE CAS #we were robbed #good spn that lives in my brain where uriel & Anna & Cas make it to the end of the show #and they’re so fucked up about it. they really are. #all tried or succeeded in killing each other at least once #but they’re also like. heaven is nearly obliterated. they’re all that’s left of their garrison. #‘they’re all that’s left’ really turning out to be my new favorite relationship dynamic #it’s about clinging to what was once safe and warm and familiar. and knowing it’s not. knowing it never will be again. #but it was. you love it because it was. you love it and it hurts you and you love it still. #and like none of them get what they want #uriel’s belief in lucifer falls apart when the apocalypse does. Anna NEVER gets to be human again. Castiel loses everything over and over. #and in the end they’d just have each other. and it would suck. but they’d still be there. #also they are by far the funniest options for Jack co-parenting #anyway the way uriel talks about Lucifer will stick in my head forever. #he introduces him as ‘their brother’ before anything. before he talks about power or beauty or anything. he calls lucifer their brother. #‘he defended us’ URIEL I WISH YOU HAD LIVED TO MEET HIM FUCK I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT TIMELINE SO BAD #spn

[just-worlds-away]

Learned about why it was a bad decision to drop the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki after watching a 2 and a half hour video essay

#shit is very interesting to learn about #also I always thought it wasn’t a good idea because of the death of civilians #and also the obliteration of the cities to the point the radiation made them uninhabitable #but now I know that there are also no justifications for it #it didn’t end the war with Japan quicker or get them to surrender when they weren’t going to already #we were actually amidst a stalemate of drawing peace treaties with them #basically nobody wanted to blink first for the sake of their country’s pride but we all wanted the same thing at that point #the thing Japan and the US wanted of course was the conditional surrender of Japan #the condition being the Japanese emperor would have protections and remain in power #the Japanese wanted this for cultural reasons (they treated their emperors as if they were deities) #the US wanted this for the influence of the Japanese emperor over his country’s military (he could force them to disband) and peoples #it’s all really cool to learn about #I highly recommend the video if you’re interested and have 2 and a half hours to waste #it’s by Shaun a British video essayist