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leasagna-lea · 4 months

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I PREDICTED THE TINY SANTA HATS HAHAHAH

#I'M A PROPHET #spy x family #sxf #spy x family manga #spy x family anime #anya forger

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numbr8 · 3 months

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finding out my predictions for the final five are mostly correct?

nothing can bring me down

#i'm a PROPHET #✦ ⁎ ⋆ * — ooc. * ⁎ ⋆

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donttellunclesam · 9 days

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"Steve throws one of those raised-eyebrow looks over his shoulder. 'You coming?' he calls, badly hiding a laugh as he watches Eddie waddle along behind him in his big dumb yellow jacket."

haz read my mind and wyn asked nicely, so here it is! based on the lovely, sexy, hilarious collab fic baby it's cold outside (but it's real warm in your mouth) by @wynnyfryd and @griefabyss69

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #dtus art #image description tba #sub eddie week #does this count as a contribution? 😂#ugh this fic was so hot you have no idea #when I tell you I was bitten by the art bug I'm not joking #haz you have prophetic powers istg how the FUCK did you know I was gonna love snow banana eddie

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jellazticious · 10 months

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Alright we have enough angst where Vigi can't have Noisette but what about Noise losing her to him

#Pizza Tower #The Vigilante #Noisette #The Noise #Pepperman #PT CheeseCake #there's PepperLante undertones here also but I'm not the one who told you that #I drew this #This was a prophetic vision I had earlier today and it's eating me inside out till I draw it

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itsdefinitely · 6 months

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coug h

#whenever i start disliking my art i automatically switch into lineless #and then my excuse for not liking my art is “it's lineless”#but anyway i'm viciously beating back art block with a stick #tinky pokey and blinky went to see barbie. nibbly and wiggly went to see oppenheimer #source: it came to me in a vision like a twisted prophet #id in alt text #wiggog y'rath #wiggly #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #npmd spoilers #definitely art

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syl-stormblessed · 8 months

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pov you're stuck on a boss in a final fantasy game

you: *has lost 24 times in a row* *has tried every party combination* *has used every move and item you have* *has level grinded for hours and hours* *has still gotten absolutely destroyed every attempt* *finally gives up and decides to check a walkthrough*

the walkthrough: using the instakill ultrawin superpowered game breaking ability that you should've obtained 11 hours ago-

#i'm not even stuck on a boss right now i just had this post come to me in a prophetic vision #vin speaks #final fantasy #final fantasy xvi #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vi #final fantasy v #final fantasy iv #final fantasy viii #final fantasy ix #final fantasy x #final fantasy xii #final fantasy xiii #final fantasy xv

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your-reference-here · 6 months

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How does this keep happening to me I'm-

#dreams are wild man #but hey i'm happy for the prophetic heads up #bumbleby #rwby

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condorclaw · 1 year

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So guess who wrote this just 30 minutes after the event started

#I come back to flycord and it's just 'so kegan how does it feel' answer: fucking fantastic I'm a prophet #HOMEWRECKERS FTW!!!!! DESERVED #mcyt #impulsesv #bdoubleo100 #mcc #mcc 27 #my post

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genericpuff · 4 months

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me getting an ask in my inbox laying out every single brush that rachel uses in her backgrounds including indie brushes that aren't a part of her usual adobe kyle webster kit, only to download and test them and find that they're all 100% correct:

#would this particular anon please do me the honor of messaging me privately #i would'st look upon the true name of my rescuer #otherwise how will i kiss you /hj #no seriously though i'm gonna respond to your actual ask here to put out the names of those brushes #and then get to work on that second brush pack LMAO #you're my knight in shining armor anon #right next to that other anon from weeks ago who gave me the site to download practically all these brushes #y'all are the real masked heroes of justice #i'm just your lowly prophet delivering your divine messages unto the people

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thatonecrookedsmile · 8 days

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I would say that, considering his history, he's not that wrong, but even I have doubts as to whether that would be right. But at the end of the day, this is just a joke that's been in my head for a while, sooooo…eh.

Oh hey, an attempt at a comic? Made by me? That I didn't give up during the process or lost all motivation? What was my only attempt at this, 2019? Damn, it's been a long time.

I thought about leaving this here without editing or any colors, just the natural ones from the paper and pencil. But something in my head said "HAHAHA, no" so I went back to work. I had to put this idea down on paper this time (literally). If another year passes without me being able to execute this idea, I would lose my mind.

This scenario was inspired by this video by Jehtt, inspired by the original meme by Windii. Credits to both of them.

For a long time I wanted to joke - especially on the anniversary - that I wanted Sammy to only have less than 5 seconds in the next game (or in other words, take his screen time in DR, and shorten it even more). You know, just for the funnies (unless..?) But,thanks to the news released at the beginning of January this year about The Cage, I legally can't do this joke anymore…this year. Don't worry, after that comes out (and finally gives Sam the screen time he wants,hopefully) and we start to crawl into the Bendy 3 production era, I'll make this joke when I can.

Anyway, happy birthday Sammy Lawrence. You may not be my favorite character in this franchise, but there are some things I can actually appreciate about you. Plus, you made me laugh a few moments before (you know what I'm talking about) so there's that.

And happy 7 years to Chapter 2, and by extension, Susie, Norman, Alice, the Searchers, (Johnny????), and Beta Ink Bendy. (I would mention Jack too, but he was only introduced with the release of CH4, so technically it's not his birthday yet, but I'll consider him here).

And now? May I be able to do something for CH4's anniversary. Wish me luck,cus I'll need it.

(it might be really late now, but it's still the 18th where I live, so it's still his birthday, so I still won)

#bendy and the ink machine #batim #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #sammy lawrence #porter batdr #batdr porter #crookedsmileart #another fun fact: I thought of this comic with Wally in mind instead of Porter #Problem is I don't have any designs at the moment of Wally as his ink counterpart;and I didn't want to have to think of a design for him no #So I switched to Porter;I think it still fits #my relationship with Sammy is complicated #Sammy; as the human director of the music department? He is ok. He's not my favorite of the human cast; but I don't dislike him. He's fine #Sammy; the prophet? Eehhh. I prefer the human.#Like there are things I can actually appreciate about him.#Certain details that I find interesting. And his appearance in CH2; for what it is; it's not bad at all.#But in general? I'm not very interested in this guy (at least;this version of him) And his post-CH2 appearances don't really help his cause #I still believe they had no plan to bring Sammy back later in the story #but because of his popularity they decided “yep;let's bring him back”; problem is: I don't think they knew what to do with him after CH2 #and one might argue that they still don't know #Hopefully;The Cage will finally give Sammy the screen time he so desperately needs.#and maybe; then; I can finally start to like him a little more (okay; let's not go that far now)#Maybe his deaths in the franchise aren't his happiest moments; but they were definitely mine #HAHAHAHAAHHA (/j.....unless)

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anxious-witch · 23 days

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Who made that post about someone having a side account or rare photos of a celebrity when it's in favt just them/their partner and they said "this is just jance"?

#joker out #I am bad with remembering who said what I'm sorry #anyway prophet of joker out whoever you are

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brookheimer · 1 year

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the one thing i feel pretty certain about for this episode is that america will not decide the election. a decision will be made, a president will be elected, but america will not be the deciding factor.

succession can’t mimic 2016 or 2020 point blank, that would be boring and have nothing to say. it can’t try to outdo trump because it’ll go too whacky and fall flat like veep’s last season (sorry conheads, no way he’s winning). but what it CAN do is illustrate the immensely corrupt, often arbitrary, and hugely influential nature of news media and conglomerations on political processes. i think probably jimenez will be in the lead, then atn/waystar does something to, i don’t know, discount votes or cast suspicion on jimenez or call the election for mencken early, and the tide will shift, even though the votes are already in. the votes don’t actually matter. the actual result doesn’t actually matter. that’s the power logan (and as an extension, billionaires and CEOs in general) hold. shiv says it herself to logan in s4e2: “just cause you say it’s true doesn’t make it true. everyone just fucking agrees with you and believes you, so it becomes true and then you can turn around and say like, 'oh, you see? see? i was right.'” but it doesn’t matter that logan’s “a human fucking gaslight,” everything he says comes true anyways. not because he was right, but because that’s how it works. he says things and then they happen, regardless of what the truth is or what should actually come to pass. that’s been one of the key throughlines since the very first episode of the entire show when, in response to kendall calling logan out of touch because times are changing and logan isn't changing with them, logan hisses that everyone always says you’re wrong until you do it and prove you were right: “you make your own reality.” you can't miss the bus if you're the one driving it. the election, the votes, the political process? none of that matters. it was always going to come down to the roys and their ilk (allies or enemies, just the top 1%) — that was the whole point of “what it takes” (the mencken episode) last season, after all.

i’ve seen lots of theories about what america will choose and how the candidates will respond and all that and i just don’t think that’s the show’s focus; i think the whole point is to demonstrate the lack of agency, the illusion of democracy. because, i mean, we’ve already seen the fall of democracy via fascist election and fascist election-denial, both in real life and in the countless (usually mid) satires created afterwards. it would be disappointing to see succession use the election to reiterate that same point of 'ohhh alt-right ahhhhh!!!' i don’t think it’ll be about ‘fascism’ at all — at least, not ‘trump-y’ fascism. it’ll be about fascism in the broader sense, the kind that doesn't sport a KKK hood (even when it keeps one tucked away in the attic). it's the fascism that every single roy (very much including shiv and kendall) aid and abet -- the fascism that so many succession fans don't seem to regard as fascism, despite it quite literally being the definition of fascism. trump wasn’t the entrance of fascism into our political process. he wasn’t the lone sign of the failing of american democracy. democracy in america has long been illusory, trump just made it more blatantly evident with his particular brand of hate-speech-ridden masculinist in-your-face fascism.

so i think that’s what this episode will hopefully focus on — america will not decide. corporations, news media, and the roys will. thus, the president will most likely become president not because the country supports his policies the most, but because he’s likely to agree to help block a business deal for a major media empire, and the other candidate is unlikely to. and this will likely come to pass due to said major media empire's interference and influence: they create their own reality. they say it, and everyone agrees with them and believes them, so it becomes true.