#I'm sarcastic most of the time

[bluebobatea]

if sasuke was the main character then he probably would've been a LOT more sympathised with than he is now (which is to say rarely). like the narrative wouldn't even need to change to show his pains or 'his side of the story', bc it does that plenty. it's just that he is not the main character. and idk what it is about our human minds but we tend to sympathise with main characters automatically (unless ofc you go off the rockers insane and do something like obliterate almost everyone from the planet *cough* eren yeager *cough*)

an instance that comes to my mind where this does happen is with lelouch from code geass. while i don't agree with his character motivations, people generally do sympathise with him as he is the mc and as viewers we know he isn't inherently evil. sasuke's goal towards the end is slightly similar but ofc people love to hate him so they don't even try to understand where he is coming from.

my point is, most people while engaging with the naruto story don't read between the lines and so don't see how traumatised and in pain sasuke is and hence don't understand his character motivations. heck, they don't understand a single bit about him and so they automatically hate him, as he is supposedly going against the main character's goals.

which is really sad given all that he has been through.

#there are bajillion other reasons people hate him for #honestly i have lost track of the stupid reasons i have seen people give for hating him #and sometimes they just do without any reason *not even exaggerating* unfortunately #im like yeah go on hate him. you guys obv don't have enough brain cells to comprehend his character #they never understood him. and it's not like any kind of reasoning is gonna make them change their minds #and it's not like one needs to do a deep character analysis to understand him. it's literally right there. #all you have to do is stop worshipping konoha and its militaristic policies and the people who enact said policies. #and also the people who enforce those policies while subtly hating them but can't do anything bc it's dictatorship :) #but maybe that's too much to ask of them bc that would mean they would need to question their political views #and we can't have that right bc it's all just fiction in the end right? and fiction exists in a void :) (yes I'm being sarcastic jc) #like the amt of times i have heard people say “you don't need to take this so seriously it's just fiction” #umm you do know that fiction is inspired by real life events right??? #tldr: most people throw away their brains while engaging with nart media and have zero reading comprehension skills #this turned into yet another rant T T why am i like this AAAAAAAAAAA #sasuke #uchiha sasuke #sasuke uchiha #pro sasuke #pro uchiha #anti konoha

[immunetoneurotoxin]

ENTANGLEMENT | Part I, Chapter I

A Portal/Half Life Universe Fic from Chell's Perspective Rating: Explicit Overall Word Count: 10,730 Chapters: 1/20 Where to Read: AO3 | Google Drive | // ?UN?/KN@?#WN

SYNOPSIS

Location Unknown, Michigan, USA.  Aperture released her, set her free. That ought to have been the end of it. But cast out into a world rendered unrecognizable after a mass extinction level event, Chell is forced to fend for herself, navigating a war-torn world in the aftermath of the seven hour war that devastated the states in a bygone era.  Mere days into her newfound experience on the surface, Chell finds bizarre technology inside a Michigan radio tower, discovering that the same interdimensional forces that started the war were still around, scouring the area in search of technology from the facility she hoped to never see again — Aperture Science.  With no choice but to go back to the facility to deliver a dire warning, Chell tightropes on the cusp of two worlds, unaware of the consequences of pursuing the past and surviving an uncertain future alongside an unlikely ally.

It's finally here!! A former roleplay thread with @sarcasticgaypotato turned novel, this story follows the events of Half Life 2: Episode 2, and is an inspired continuation of the ending of Half Life: Alyx from the perspective of everyone's favorite Aperture-dwelling characters. Chell, whose mission is to protect Aperture technology from getting in the hands of the Combine, must also act as GLaDOS's protector and keep her safe. GLaDOS, on the other hand, has to figure out the complicated ways of the world from a new perspective - literally. This story is friendly to those who don't know Half-Life lore, and a treat for those who do! This story is a close-to-canon survival novel fic with ChellDOS as a major focus. Full of survival, interactive elements, complicated feelings, and a beautiful slow burn robot/human love story. <3

#portal 2 #half life #chell #GLaDOS #ChellDOS #I CAN FINALLY SCREAM ABOUT THIS OMMMGG #nearly a fucking DECADE LATER AHHHH #words cannot explain how excited I am to finally release this project into the masses I could explode #Chell was my first muse my first comfort character my first love #this rp to novel that me and sarcastic worked on for ages is without a doubt the most research I have done for a story EVER in my life #and I love the absolute most out of everything I've written #I have been wanting to write ChellDOS fanfiction for a very long time #and while I've done rp stuff #I wanted my first ChellDOS fic to be so fucking astronomical #I'm finally satisfied #and I hope you all love this story too! thank you all for reading <3

[yaoi-yaoieverywhere]

Litana showed up!!! Yay!!!

ok listen I understand some people are mad that Litana isn't (And I'm quoting not mocking here) "dark enough in the manhwa" (sidenote: I think people were expecting a very cool dark skin tone from more of an Central African-esque fantasy region bc of her location. Which would have been so cool! tho I had defaulted to South America-esque in my readthru bc those are the rainforests I know) but if you aren't equally upset by her outfit and clear lack of research for that (And dare I say, disrespect to many native cultures very present in that) I'd like to sit down and consider why? esp in consideration to the skin tone Pan4 uses for the Koreans that have shown up.

Cale (White Boy)

Choi Han (Korean)

Litana (Rainforest Native):

like if she's supposed to be 'African' the skin tone AND the barely wavy hair deserve the bombastic side eye, and natives might also fight over the color choices, but this sports bra miniskirt with bicycle shorts monstrosity deserves a little questioning no matter what is all I'm saying. lets go team lets go

#tcf #lcf #it eez what it eez #said extremely sarcastically bc I know korean artists who can and regularly do better on BOTH of these fronts #pan4 I love your character designs flippancy most times but this... #you can be flippant about fantasy europe all u want but the sports bra shirt with a fang clasp is a bit too disrespectful #for my tastes at least like cmon girlies #took a month break from the comic so I would have some to catch up on btw that's why I'm just saying shit now #lets talk shit on all fronts we can do it and love it gang

[agirlinthegalaxy]

Just for kicks, because these are just the primary, active projects I'm working on (kind of), and I'm curious. This may also serve as motivation for finishing them faster, but I do Not Guarantee That bc brain.

Set in the in-between moments of the hugging montage in Forever Charmed, Chris and Coop have a heart-to-heart about the "Uncle Coop" bombshell and what it actually means for Coop and Phoebe's relationships.

In the aftermath of a tragic mission in the unchanged future, Chris and Bianca have an introspective conversation while Bianca tends to his wounds.

An AU request twice over (I have been working on it, I promise!), Paige is the Twice-Blessed Witch.

Chris's perspective of events in the latter half of Little Monsters (ft. y'know, everyone headcanons that kid is Wyatt's bestie, so let's break that down, shall we?)

A 5+1 fic of Coop being asked to interfere with Chris and Bianca's budding relationship by... honestly, who doesn't ask him might be more accurate

Someone has to clean out Andy's apartment, and somehow it ultimately falls on Prue and Darryl.

#charmed #abi speaks #me going through my drive and finding more fics #but these are the primary ones i'm working on as in actually writing #the next gen series is still getting extensively plotted out #along with the alt next gen series #there is also this other long fic in my head that incorporates my headcanons about prophesied witches #along with a lot about the hollow and phoenix witches that i Do Not Have Time to Write but... #it intrigues me and i genuinely think that it's so fucking clever i wanna write it #and it's not a series! but it'd be a long ass fic anyways #also in a truly shocking turn of events (*sarcastically*) most of my primary wips are chris or next gen focused #what can i say i love them

[andthebeanstalk]

I HAVE BEEN LEARNING ABOUT MISTER AUGUSTUS OCTAVIAN/OCTAVIUS GAIUS CAESAR SINCE 8TH GRADE. HOW AM I STILL LEARNING MORE THINGS ABOUT HIM THAT MAKE ME GO "octavius babe holy shit what the fuck what the FUCK dude"

#roman history #overly sarcastic productions #Augustus Caesar #octavian caesar #octavius caesar #original #like is he as crazy as nero? no. but the thing about emperors like nero and caligula is that while a lot of us know their names because #they were so unhinged - they were too violent and volatile to actually have very effective reigns as rulers. #their effect on history is limited in some ways because a mad king will go down in history for madness but little else #but Augustus Caesar was the most ruthless ambitious terrifying motherfucker to ever meddle in the Mediterranean #he makes Julius Caesar look chill. he was so GOOD at political ruthlessness during a time of upheaval that he made himself into a GOD #we still have months named after him and his adoptive father and i live in North America just about 2000 years after he died! #he re shaped a huge part of the world and i have been studying greco roman culture for so much of my life and HOW is it i JUST #found out that this bitch SACRIFICED OTHER ROMANS TO THE GODS. WHICH WAS NOT. A. THING. PEOPLE. DID. EVER. IN. ROME. #and then AFTER THAT he becomes a GOD EMPEROR. how???? #did the sacrifices... WORK?! #like i cannot emphasize enough that I have learned specifically about Roman culture for years #and this is the first I have ever heard of an instance of human sacrifice. it wasn't a thing! it was wicked not a part of their religion!! #and he just did it as a political move. because he was fucking crazy. #and I'm just going to go ahead and use that language because I am a person with severe mental illness and you can bite me. #octavius caesar was fucking crazy. not in the mental illness sense tho - in the HOLY SHIT THAT SHIT IS FUCKING CRAZY sense #although All Things Considered he probably did at least have some kind of trauma regarding all the murder and war and stuff #I once saw a gender swapped production of Julius Caesar and it was really good #and I remember being terrified of my friend lucette playing Octavius. it was great #HUMAN SACRIFICES. IN FUCKING ROME. WHAT. FUCKING WHAT. I AM LOSING MY MIND #how the FUCK did this man manage to remain politically successful after this????? I guess it helped that there was no internet #it's not that I'm surprised about brutality in Rome it was their whole brand it's that this particular form of violence is extremelY #not something that romans DID. like it just wasn't part of the culture this wasn't a thing

[delightful-69]

I'm so weird when it comes to compliment about looks

#''Hey! You look pretty with that hair style'' #It's just a casual comment yet the word ''pretty'' just make me...idk #I'm not mad? But also not happy either??? #It's just #Doesn't feel like they said it in a teasing way. Like harmful sarcasm. #It's just...i feel like i don't want to be pretty??? Or maybe i just don't want to be acknowledged at all??? #Idk. I just...maybe part of me feel like they were being sarcastic thus i didn't like the comment #Tbh. Word like ''pretty'' or ''beautiful'' always so weird to me #Sometimes i feel fine. But most of the times. I just want to feel handsome... #Gender dysphoria?

[seventh-district]

wow!!! nothing better than watching your AO3 subscribers stat go down every time you post a new chapter of your current fic!!!

#/sarcastic btw. i am. Not happy about this recent development #Seven.txt #writing stuff #ao3 #like. don't get me wrong i do understand why and i can't fault anyone and i'm not like.. Mad. but it does hurt a lil #but alas. tis the nature of creating and posting things. not everything's gonna be received well and that's fine #it does suck to see a fic i put so much time and effort and love and part of myself into flopping so hard #not because i wrote it for anyone's sake other than my own #but i'd be lying if i said i didn't want people to enjoy the things i create. that's like. a normal and common desire #and i think i maybe killed it before it could get going with how i tagged it and the bigass disclaimer at the beginning #i think those turn a lot of ppl off that might otherwise read and maybe even find that they enjoy it?? #but i would rather over-warn ppl for the triggering and non-canon aspects than under-warn them and potentially trigger or upset someone #and i can't blame ppl that subscribed for some Other thing when they open their email and see a notif that i posted smthn #and it's a mile of upsetting/negative sounding tags for a fic abt a guy they either don't know or don't wanna see mischaracterized #and so of course they unsub and that's okay. it's okay. #anyways. enough bitching abt my fic not doing well. i don't have much room to complain! #most of my stuff is fairly well received imo. so i can stand to have a flop fic every once in a while. gotta balance things out lmao #the good thing is it's already fully written so the lack of engagement can't stop me!! there's no motivation to kill! it's done already! #anyways. i'll post a chapter a day as planned and then it'll be out of my system in a week and i can post other stuff again finally #next up will be an [N]MbD oneshot. then i'll finally post the Dew Ghost Band OCD fic. then another [N]MbD oneshot ehehe #and thennn ES Ch.5! fucking finally. i can't wait to continue that story #the Dew fic is a oneshot too btw. once AEIWNF is fully posted then the only multi-chapter project i'll have is ES. and that's Enough

[heavenknowsffs]

Sorry for another vent post but here goes

#like i'm not looking for a relationship ok ? but i met this guy and we've been hooking yp #but like he is being all sweet and caring and he is great don't get me wrong #he's like eddie munson i'm not gonna lie #but at the same time he doesn't get my jokes and when i make a sarcastic comment or something funny he always thinks i'm being honest #and then he's too sweet if it makes sense in normal convos? BUT if i am ganuinely distressed (which i am a lot you guys know) #he is just not very emotionally intelligent 😬 and like it's all fun and wtv but i feel like he might like me more than i like him #and i called him babe once bc i had this girl friend who calls everyone babe and i spent like 3 days with her so i called him that #and now he always calls me babe and i'm like 😐 pls stop but i can't tell him to stop bc it will seem rude #and yeah my friends that know him are like he's such a cool guy and so sweet and everything and it looks like we're dating #but like we're not man we're not i met him a few weeks ago #anyway i think in reality i'm trying to find bad things about him just so i can justify not liking him and sabotage the whole thing bc + #+ i'm too afraid lmao #i think i'm emotionally unavailable and don't want a relationship or feel ready for it at all #i feel like i'm starting that age most ppl have at 18/19 of exploring and just vibing except i should have gone through that then #but i never got the change bc of abusive relationships and being at home and not having freedom to just exist #and now i do and i feel like if i start dating someone i'll lose my freedom again #which should not even happen in a healthy relationship but that's how i feel #maybe will talk about this to my therapist see what he says #i think i know what he will say like 'you're just afraid don't think about it too much tell him how you feel' #and i HAVE told him generally how i feel and that i don't want to move mad about it and he was like 'no were just getting to know eachother

[heyitsspaceace]

i love being an f1 fan

everyone is so supportive and fun and the seasons make perfect sense

nothing ever goes wrong

pinnacle of motorsports guys

#yes this is a little sarcastic #in all good fun though #sports highkey a mess most times but i'm riding the waves #lmao #formula 1 #formula one #f1

[musette22]

#this isn't meant in a mean way I promise #I just feel like a bit of a idiot always asking for the same thing #only for it to happen again and again #so I thought I'd try it with humour for a chance to see if that makes any difference 🙃 #I am sorry if anyone is upset or hurt by whatever is happening at any given time #that really does suck - I know it does trust me #but since that's exactly what I'm trying to protect myself from #I'd really appreciate it if you guys could respect that #I know most of you do by the way! #it's already a lot better than before #but it still happens #hence this post #and if you hadn't realised that this is my policy then no worries #but then you know now! #thank you for understanding (and that's not meant sarcastically either I mean it) #minnie talks

[the-force-awakens]

sighs, y'know I don't talk about it much on here, but I do wish fandom was....better. I wish it was better! I wish that there was an air of community again, where people aren't bullied, or compared to one another, where there's no sense of competition because everyone's gettin' attention. I wish artists (fanartists, writers, graphics and gifmakers and fanvidders and everything and everyone in between) were more appreciated. I wish people didn't have to use the block button so liberally. I wish fandom experiences were more positive, end of, because I am so....so tired of hearing absolute horror stories of how people I know have been treated in fandom, or hearing stuff in my periphery. I wish fandom was a celebration of love again, something that lasts for a good long while. I wish it could be a positive experience for people, instead of something awful that turns them away from stories that mean so much to them, because of the grief and bitterness and anxiety that fandom drowned it in.

#nym speaks #ignore me it's past my cut off time but #yeah. #it pains me so much to hear. and I hear more and more and more every year! #this isn't to say my experiences with fandom have been 100% positive #of course they haven't. you don't run away from your most beloved spin for a year straight bc of intense anxiety‚ if you've had a positive #experience. #but....but the stories that I love. #there are ones that are just - again I'm getting poetic here allow me this - important to my self mythology. they're mine they're close to #my heart they've given me comfort on the bad days (dw‚ mk) #but. but sw. #(more accurately‚ but /poe/) #I wouldn't know any of my current friends. if I hadn't stuck around in the SW fandom in 2015. #literally *none* of them. #I would still be in a not great friendship and thinking that was /normal/ #I wouldn't know I'm autistic! or adhd! #or aro‚ maybe (Poe caused some confusion on that one so) #I wouldn't have my qpr partners. if it were not for those stories. #frankly if I hadn't fallen head over heels for a silly sarcastic pilot in December 2015 and it ignited all those autistic feelings I was #beginning to be taught to shove down — I rlly don't know if /I/ would be here. #not with how many damn ways it's been a bright comforting spot for me #or how it snowballed me into other interests that gave me something to look forward to even on my worst days!!! #and yeah there's some bad in there too but my god the good outweighs it So SO much #and it kills me that people have had that magic torn away from them. or beatened down. or that they've been told to shut up or or whatever. #cos everyone deserves to be touched by that positive wonderful lovely magic of a story truly deeply resonating with you #and for it to not only become a safe haven for you but for it to build a community for you that is genuinely /kind/ and /welcoming/ #and /sincere/ #this is too many tags so I'm shutting up now.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

since it's my legacy, every time it's been like 5 minutes since i last posted about it:

let's take a precious scintillating moment tonight to think about how Autistic Character winston billions is

#manifesting it as such. this is a ''thinking about how winston billions is an autistic character'' blog #the other parts of my legacy can be anonymous b/c who even knows? not me #winston billions #thinking about him and this fact all thee time but not necessarily creating a post about it #not even when i'm talking about him and this fact; which is very often #like of course the short essays reiterating / somewhat expounding expansively on these points will inevitably manifest #but in the meantime. reminders about what's truly important. vital even. at the root and the heart of things. #me yesterday looking at ''criticisms / negative judgments oft leveled at autistic ppl that one might feel they have to compensate for'' via #this diagram like omg alphabetically ''arrogance'' is first. ='] heartbroken emoticon Him.... #allistic ppl being thee most clueless lol like oh someone's being friendly; generous; helpful? gotta go sicko mode on them #so jealous of their Social Skills (that is sarcastic)

[phoneybeatlemania]

Re: your tags on the George gif set. OMG thank you, why were people taking that so seriously, he's literally laughing, it is so clearly a joke?

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Lmao yeah I mean, as someone who has a very similar sense of humour to George irl—which is very dry, very sarcastic, you never really know if they're joking but you know they are (if that makes sense?)—I honestly just don't think its that likely Paul would have been particularly offended about the joke, or at the very least, I don't think George would have intended to cause That Much offence. To me it just rubs off as like Something Funny that came to mind for him in the moment. [EDIT: Ive also noticed people in the tags saying stuff like "George told the TRUTH", and would like to clarify that that is not what I believe he was even doing here lol. Like I think this was a mostly-thoughtless comment, that he just thought would be funny.]

Like to be honest, his sense of humour has always been quite sardonic—take for instance his "what kind of girl do you like?" "John's wife" comment, like it's mocking, but it's still clearly a joke. So if you'd been friends with someone as long as both George and Paul had been friends for, I feel like you'd just be used to that sarcasm by this point. Hence why I personally doubt Paul would have been offended by the comment, because like, at the end of the day they were mates. They joked around a lot, and Georges sarcastic quips were apart of the groups collective humour, which Im sure everyone was used to by this point (and knew not to take too seriously). Im not saying that There's No Way Paul couldn't have been offended by the joke, but like, I still think its worth keeping in mind that even if he was, I think it's unlikely that that was Georges intention. I was also messaging Fiona about this the other day, and she pointed that Pauls reaction to the comment could have gone either way (he could have found it funny, it could have been upsetting), but we don't know how he responded to it, so it's just a bit Wild that people are getting This Offended on Pauls behalf, when like, We Simply Do Not Know.

I get that sometimes in life you have friends who are literally just Bitchy, but dress all that bitchiness up by saying "geez its just a joke. You're overreacting"—which is incredibly frustrating because it means they can get away with any criticism they should face. But like, I just really don't think thats what's happening here lol. Like I do just think this was intended as a joke, and was probably taken as a joke.

#anyway. okay MY OPINION #MY interpretation lol #not saying anyone has to agree #but like. I just have SUCH a similar sense of humour to George that I feel like I've gotta offer a defence here lmao #like....I could see Paul being offended by the comment #but to me this just seems like a pretty Normal comment George would make #like his humour was always very sarcastic #so I just think Paul probs would have understood that Its A Joke lol #also like. idk—I think that sarcasm is also just part of like A Very English Sense Of Humour if you will lol #like idk. most people I know (who are Legitimately Funny People because most of my friends irl are *not* ngl) make jokes like this all #the time #and I've never personally taken offence to them? #and Yeah me and Paul are different people so I'm not gonna speak on his behalf #but I still think like. this was just Georges humour. like my guess is that Paul was probs used to it #asks #anon

[keeps-ache]

thoughts -o-

#just me hi #hey hallo greetings from a person #how are you?? things are Wonky right now yeah? #__(:o_/)\__ #it #it's already thursday #fam #[ragdolls] #i woke up yesterday and the first thing on my mind was my mortality so yesterday was off to a GREAT start haha [<- sarcastic] #BUT ANYWAY #i'm dragging my feet rn thinking of how i want to format the first chap of my story :/ #i decided i'm really under no obligation to stick to just one story-telling medium?? so i'm going back and forth from just rewriting the #1st chap or brainstorming some shots for a comic #i've already made like 4 chaps but i'm not so happy w/ them now that i've reworked some things #but i have this weird fear of ruining what i've already made so i don't wanna touch them :/// #like yeah i could just make a new file for the new v. but i still have to go back and refer to other parts i've written #[grooooooooooan] it's a whole thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing #but aside from that been thinkin about my Pronouns #like really i default to they/them most of the time but i'm fine with anything i think #like just slap whatever on me dude i'm cool with that #but yeah #geez it's hot in here :/ #ok door propped open :) #oh and turtles #i picked up a turtle for the first (and last) time ever a couple months ago #i had to put it down though cuz it kept kicking and its foot touched me :(((( #little creatures irk me :<<<< #oh i asked my mother abt a new computer and she was surprisingly okay with the idea?? #i think she may have misunderstood something i said that's how well she took it #just tried to tag 'but yeah' again do i really say it that much

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

why do i type in different personalities when using different fonts

#sorry to bother #don't mind me #personal #random #was using comic sans for a presentation #and it turned out very sarcastic #with a lot of inside jokes #and times new roman is always written with the most romanticist style I'm capable of #literally any cursive script is used like a grandmother writing to her child who lives across the country #like what's going on??? #did i get possessed by the fonts? #anyways