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daiseukiis · 3 years

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: ̗̀➛𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙘𝙝𝙞 ?

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─꒱ in which we peak into how jujutsu kaisen characters handle their child on a daily basis。

─꒱ feat. gojo satoru, fushiguro megumi, kugisaki nobara & itadori yuji

─꒱ warnings ; none

─꒱ notes ; suddenly i’m having jjk as parents brain rot after a night of reading megumi smut

─꒱ JJK AS PARENTS PART TWO

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─── ➴ GOJO SATORU

꒰꒰ he’s a great dad trust me, spoils his child like no one’s business. you want the entire set of the haikyuu manga and crunchyroll premium? give him five minutes to purchase them. want front row tickets to see nct in korea? yeah, he’ll get it for them and thats plane tickets on first class

꒰꒰ but don’t get me wrong,,, he’s a doting father but sometimes it might be just too much.

꒰꒰ for starters, mans gotta know where their kid's heading on a daily basis. gotta shot him a text that heading to shibuya with your friends or taking a flight to okinawa or hokkaido. he just wants them to be safe !!

꒰꒰ expect him to text his kid almost every time he’s out buying anything. he’d be all the way in osaka, they're in class they will randomly get a text from him if they want uncle rikuro cheese cake or kuidaore taro pudding.

꒰꒰ not to mention !!! he will text you it’s an emergency and they have to call him, a matter of life or death situation. knowing he’s a shaman, he could die but there’s like a percentage of a chance that could happen, it's percentage rivals how fast he can activate his expansion domain. which isn’t much. but when they pick up the phone, he’s just gonna ask the. which top would look better or say there’s a hot deal for these sweets across the street and if they wanna go

꒰꒰ his favourite thing to do it probably embarrass his kid in front of their friends. maybe. yeah. baby pictures and all

꒰꒰ if he has a daughter his father radar is SO high. a boy gives even a glance her way, he will probably threathen them. spoils her with so much it even HURTS to look at his bank account but he's rich so ;;; takes her out shopping and half his camera roll is photos of her or selfies of them

꒰꒰ if it's a guy, he will cheer him on every time a girl confesses his love for his son. probably even gives him condoms and tips but you didn't hear that from me. with no doubt gloat to his students how amazing and manly his son is, takes him out on missions when he wants and goes sweet store hopping with him

꒰꒰ if his child returns home crying for whatever reason, a boy broke her heart or someone beat their kid up for doing the right thing;; bitch gojo is gon beat the shit outta them no cap

꒰꒰ he's the dad every teacher flirts with at parent teacher conferences, and the dad every girl in the friend with has a crush on

─── ➴ FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

꒰꒰ amazaing dad, but probably should work more on the expressing it to his kid area

꒰꒰ he won't spoil them rotten like gojo, but if he sees its something that they truly want and sees that it's of use or valuable, he will get it for them because he wants to see his kid smile

꒰꒰ he's not big on affection, probably a hug time to time and an appreciation pat on the head. if his kid falls he would just crouch down and ask if they need a hand, or is their baby girl starts crying he'll pick her up into his arms and pat his head

꒰꒰ if he has a daughter he would be reluctant to go shopping with her, but he does like the fact that his kid is smiling and showing him her outfits. he better have a say as well if there's an attire that shows to much skin, he just wants the best for his girl. if a boy looks her way with a look, he will emit an aura enough for the boy to piss his pants

꒰꒰ if his kid is a boy, you bet hes gonna teach his son to beat up half the delinquents up the area too ‼ he has so much trust in his son, they would spar sometimes and he would take him on to missions. he sucks at giving advice, probably around the words of 'just be yourself?' he won't show it but he's cheering for you

꒰꒰ he's a chill dad, if their kid ever forgets anything at home and he's off to drop it off at school, he would be a bit reluctant cuz why did they forget it to begun with, but he's gonna do it anyways <3 the one parent that everyone calls pretty

꒰꒰ he'll text his kid basic and short messages, a how's your day or do you want anything from here kinda texts when he's out on missions. he wants to be sure that you're given enough space to be yourself within his reach

꒰꒰ fushiguro screams like the type of dad that would have a family photo in his wallet. i just find that cute and UGGH yes <3

꒰꒰ if his kid comes home crying, he's going to immediately comfort them. bad test or shitty day, he's gonna be slightly awkward but he'll take them out for their favourite food or arcade

꒰꒰ he's also the typa dad that will check up on you before he goes to bed or when he comes back from a mission, when you're all asleep just to make sure you're safe

─── ➴ KUGISAKI NOBARA

꒰꒰ listen,,, listen, kugisaki is a bad bitch mother and it radiates that energy

꒰꒰ if she has a kid, she's gonna raise them to be the baddest bitch in all of tokyo, in all of japan if all i care. she gives her kids credit for even trying to beat gojo up, but if they can't she's still gonna be happy if they tell her they kicked a guy's kneecaps in for taking their lunch money

꒰꒰ a little reckless, her parenting methods are a bit questionable but like its kugisaki here, she does whatever the hell she wants. her kid falls to the ground? don't cry pussy, get up you're better than this

꒰꒰ kugisaki's that mother who probably buys take out food every friday, or takes her kids out to a mf buffet only to tell them to pay for her because she gave birth to their ungrateful asses

꒰꒰ she's the most chill mother out there, all her kids' friends probably want to be adopted by her because she's fun and knows how to kick ass

꒰꒰ if she has a daughter, definitely wants them to be famous instead of a shaman. she wants to see her kid rocking those magazines or fuckin it up in movies or j-dramas, so she got rights to stroll through the red carpet as the most beautiful mother

꒰꒰ if she has a son, definitely will end up making him into a loyal, bad boy who knows how to drink his respect women juice on a daily basis. the son who also get absolutely wrecked by his own mother in smash bros. doesn't matter how old kugisaki is, she would still be able to beat her son even if he's a first grade shaman

꒰꒰ if her kids come home crying, i bet you she'll only scold them. she'll ask why the hell you crying over this guy/girl, they're way low of the standards and are not even it. she would convince them that they're so much better (?) to make them feel good about themselves. and then she'll probably head lock the kid to crush on a better person

꒰꒰ she's the type of mother who wouldn't sit down to talk to her kid often, sometimes she also socks at communicate like fushiguro but at least she knows it. she would be the type that would comfort her kid by bring food ( typical asian parent shit tsk iykyk )

꒰꒰ she's also that type of mother when they tell her that someone makes fun of something to the point that their kid is broken by it, she will get out that car and pick at fight with the kids, and then wipe their ass on the floor, and the mop the deck with their parents

─── ➴ ITADORI YUJI

꒰꒰ this man is the personification of a fun, chill and laid-back father

꒰꒰ he would be the dad that would wake their kid up in the morning so they're not late, pack their food or bring food to their school if they forgot to bring any

꒰꒰ he doesn't really spoil his kid, but you bet he'll take them to fun places like arcades, escape rooms and even go street food binging. definitely would have a movie marathon too

꒰꒰ if he's back from a mission early and near the school his kid goes too, you bet he's going to catch them by the end of school just to walk home with them and take about his mission

꒰꒰ he's the kind of dad that wouldn't mind if they're swearing around the house, but they gotta watch their mouth still, he doesn't want them to be as bad as sailor nor does he want them picking up nasty habits

꒰꒰ if his kid is a girl, he will give her space and room for anything, be it needing some time alone after a bad test or constantly wanting to go out with her friends to get her mind off things that he might not be able to fix. he doesn't mind going shopping, definitely would give an opinion to any outfits with a thumbs up. takes pictures with his daughter on any shenanigans they do together and send them to his group chat with kugisaki and fushiguro

꒰꒰ having a boy, he would want to play sports with them and go on missions. sometimes they would go to the arcade to try the punching game to see who has the highest and then bet the lower pays for food after. he likes giving advice, even though it won't be helpful or will be, he's gonna say it either in hopes that it'll be brought up in their head in any moment they're in

꒰꒰ he's the type of dad that has a selfie of him and his kid as a lockscreen i jUST KNOW IT

꒰꒰ if his kid comes home crying he will be so worried. like whats wrong, what happened, who hurt you, does he have to punch someone?! he's going to pull them into his arms and take them out for food, maybe even a walk. he's they type to want to cheer them up no matter the situation, and probably when they're all good and dandy, he will personally talk to solve the root of the problem behind their back

꒰꒰ when there's something to be settled, i bet you that they settle it with a game of rock-paper-scissors out five ‼‼

─── ➴ SUKUNA ( BONUS )

꒰꒰ what makes you think this man wanted a child, if he did have one ; probably either got it killed during the heian era or he killed it for his superiority complex </3

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jpat82 · 6 years

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Wade And How I Met Your Mother

Quack.

Quack... quack... hiss...

"Damn it, Wade!" Toms eyes shot open wide, a mass of feathers taking flight as the preocular bird hopped from his chest. The credits from the movie he had been watching was rolling, he must of dozed off. Wade was pacing the living room for the hundred time that day and what feathers he did have were ruffled.

The little bird was agitated, pacing and looking at the door every time a car drove by. Tom sighed heavily, he had tried give the angry avian a bug an hour ago and he wasn't having any of it. You had went on a girls retreat yesterday and at first the duck hadn't thought any thing of it. He slept well the first night, curling up on your side of the bed, stretching out ultimately taking over half the bed.

That all changed first thing this morning upon waking. The duck woke in the foulest of moods, nipping Tom on the lips, jolting the man out of a deep slumber followed by the ninja chopping of mostly featherless wings till Tom got out of bed. He was making a ruckus, quacking and hissing, chirping and squawking.

It didn't stop there, oh no, at breakfast when Tom set the bowl down for the annoyed bird he gave the man a dead pan look before slipping his beak under the edge and flipping it over. Duck food and bugs spilling out across the floor, Wade waddling away. Tom had to take a deep breath before cleaning the mess, and refilling the bowl. It was the first time in a long time you had left the bird with just Tom and Wade was not happy about situation.

As the day rolled on so the disgruntled animal. He marched his butt to the living room, looking up at Mickey's mouse house. He flopped and floundered till he made his way on to the couch, all while poor Tom was cleaning up the breakfast mess. Wade pushed the top of the cage off, reaching his head in and gingerly picked Mickey up by the stub of his tail. He back peddled from the cage just as Tom walked in.

"Wade, don't you even.." Was all the poor man could muster out before the dastardly bird dropped the mouse on the couch and made a bee line for the back door.

Tom rushed toward the couch, jumping over the waddling creature whose wings were stretched out behind him. It took him an hour to re-catch Mickey and get him safely back in the confines of his home. That wasn't all, as Tom went to make lunch later in the day, Wade decided it was time to go swimming... in Sherbert's tank.

The poor beta was in the bottom, hiding in the fake weeds as the duck's webbed feet flitting back and forth under the water. Water sloshed this way and that, out of the tank saturating the floor in the process. Tom groaned when he came in and saw the mess. Gently lifting the duck, getting nipped multiple times as he did.

After a while the duck just sat in his bed, glaring at the man, looking like he was blaming Tom for the reason you were missing.

"She'll be home tonight." He told the bird with a huff. He could hear the mammal grumble in response. "I know, I don't like this either, you're absolutely inconsolable without her."

That's when he had made the mistake of putting a movie on and dozing. After Wade abruptly woke him he saw the mess that had ensued. All the magazines were strewn across the floor, his tea cup face planted next to a magazine. One of the throw pillows had peck marks and stuffing pulled out, the dvds on the lowest shelf were scattered about. Tom took a deep breath and stood walking to his room.

He reached up into the closet and returned to the couch and opening the pale teal book. Wade perked his head up, his head tilting ever so slightly as his interest peeked.

"Wade, come here. Let me tell you how I met your mother." Tom stated, patting the couch while looking at the semi feathered bird.

Wade launched from his spot, wings stretched out as he rushed across the wood floor. He hopped up as he reached the plush couch, failing to get high enough and rebounded off the cushion. He hissed at the furniture before Tom leaned forward picking the bird up from the ground and set him next to him on the couch. The first picture was a selfie taken by Tom, at a local and quiet diner.

The low lights capturing the moment perfectly.

You walked up to the restaurant, fidgeting with the strap on your purse. Your heels clicking along the sidewalk. You closest friend set you up on a blind date, supposedly the guy was a cook and understood the operations and stress of opening a bakery.

Secret Treats, it was your bakery. Something you had worked your whole life to, not stopping, or settling till you had it up and running. It had always been your dream to open a bakery in London, something small, cute, whimsical and most of all comfortable. And now, she was pressuring you to find the love of your life to settle down with.

Now here you were, being seated a quiet little diner, mahogany decor and gold accents. You had chosen a simple black dress and heels, unsure of what to expect. You looked over the menu and ordered a glass of wine while you waited. You sipped on the wine and continued to look around, the diner was beautiful and warm and if you had ever thought about opening a restaurant it would been something like this.

You continued to think to yourself as the time ticked by, five minutes turned into ten and then into fifteen. Soon it had been half an hour and the waiter gave you a sad smile as he refilled your glass. Unknown to you someone had been watching, his own date standing him up. He took a deep breath as he stood, fixing his shirt before walking across the diner floor.

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you seemed to be waiting for someone." The man stated, you could feel your cheeks flush as you looked up your eyes meeting the most endearing shade of blue you had be seen.

"I was, but I don't think he is going to show." You replied softly, embarrassment creeping up again.

"Do you mind if I join you? I was stood up and I don't feel like having dinner alone." He asked you softly, his hand on the back of the empty chair.

"Actually, that would be nice." You smiled back up at him. He smiled back, and you knew you had to get know him. "I'm y/n."

"Tom." He smiled to you as he sat down. You spent hours talking to him, getting to know him. He like you had been stood up, and who ever could stand up a man as handsome and sweet as he was needed to have their head examined.

He spoke elegantly, his voice soft and light. And talked animatedly with his hands, his face full of expressions. You were smitten from the get go, and hoped that this would lead further then any other dates you had had in your life. His charming blues, and blondish semi curled hair, he had a clean face and was more handsome then you remembered ever seeing in a man.

“Oh dear, it’s midnight already.” Tom said softly in disbelief looking at his watch.

“Crap.” You chuckled looking up from your empty glass. “I really didn’t want this to end.”

“Neither do I, Darling.” He sighed, handing the waiter his card. “May I have your number? I’d love to take you out on a proper date.”

“Yes.” You replied a bit quickly as he handed his phone over so you could put your number in. “So this doesn’t count as a date then?”

“Well, technically it could be but we were both supposed be seeing different people.” He said as you both rose from the table.

“Their loss.” You smiled.

“Our gain.” He smiled softly back.

You walked into the quiet house setting your bags next to the door, you took in the mess. Stuffing and magazines, the tea cup on the floor, tv playing infomercials. And there on the couch was Tom head tilted back, eyes closed mouth slightly parted. Wade curled up next to him, using the man’s thigh as a pillow, and the teal scrap book in Tom’s lap.

The book was opened to the picture from restaurant you met in. You smiled to yourself remembering that night as you walked over and gently shut the book. You looked at your boys and smiled, you had come home early because you had missed them.

“Thomas.” You said gently, tapping his shoulder. His eyes fluttered open, looking about the room before they landed on you.

“Darling, why are you home?” He asked softly as you tenderly lifted Wade.

“Doesn’t matter, let’s go to bed.” You smiled, walking towards the bedroom.

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