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#If you're looking for a fight (RP)
psiidol · 1 year
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tag dump 1/?
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chunibyo-x-sorcerer · 3 months
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How I Am Still Cursed? || Closed Rp
---- Years Ago -----
At the temple, there was young boy looking up at a creature. The creature has dark red and has horns. He looks at the boy who is carrying a bird in his hands.
"Wow! Are you kaju?" He asked the spirit residing the temple. The creature thought he was talking to the statue but the boy keeps approaching making the creature blink. "But you don't like that statue..you're not wearing any robes. Anyway! My name is Kisho and this is Eito."
And little does he know, the child is special.
---- Present ----
"Ow! What the heck? Kanne?" He asked the oni who is crossing his arms and scoffs after bonking the human boy on the head, "What do you think, you brat? You go off and fighting some cursed spirits, again? What did I tell ya?"
"Huh? You said that these guys been haunting people in this area and you look like you need help."
"Who says that I need help?!"
"Apparently you don't say it but looks like you do!" Said Kisho while Eito chirps. The spirit that looks like an oni is named Kanne, an apparition of this temple. He groans, "Still...you should be careful! I even see your so-called videos from the iPad?"
"Oh! So now you use a iPad?!" Kisho said. Kanne scoffs, "Well that damn spirit, Reiki says I need to get with the times. Moron is happy that some humans are coming to make videos so he can be famous. Something about haunting videos! Why do humans are so happy going into a haunted place?!"
Kisho grins to which Kanne groans, "Forget what I said." He laughs, "Anyway! I need to get to school, see ya Kanne!" He said, waves leaving the temple making the spirit huffs.
Today is going to be new day. What could go wrong?
@the-silver-peahen-residence
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genericpuff · 7 months
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idk who needs to hear this but if you're a writer looking for a webcomic artist and the best offer you can come up with is a 50/50 split "after gaining revenue", then that's literally asking for free work just with extra steps.
like first of all (and i'm sure people are gonna fight me on this) writing a webcomic and drawing a webcomic is not a 50/50 split, a scene that took you a half hour to write will take them hours to draw so it's literally more like 30/70
but also even IF your comic gains revenue, it's still not gonna pay for that labor, there are comic projects out there that have been going on for upwards of 10 years and beyond who are still maybe only making like $30/month on their patreon... and you only wanna pay them $15 of that?
please just consider writing a novel or short stories, or doing tabletop campaigns, or pitching scripts to comic publishers, or learning to draw yourself (even if you're bad at it! webcomics are allowed to grow and evolve in their art!), or doing RP, or doing anything that will get your ideas and stories out there without being at the expense of a whole ass other human being doing the brunt of the labor for free
no matter how dedicated you are to an idea or how convinced you are that it's truly a unique one that's worth working on, none of that will pay for the labor and time and efforts of people who you're asking to work for free to make your dream a reality. They have their own dreams that they're working on too.
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cinememed · 5 months
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₍ 🎞 ₎   isle of dogs   (2018)  rp  starters  ! featuring violent themes . some lines have been slightly adjusted for rp purposes .
i am not your pet. i never liked you.
oh, i'm full–grown, sweetheart. you don't have to worry about me.
i don't care about you. i won't wait for you.
i'm not a violent dog. i don't know why i bite.
you have a conspiracy theory?
sometimes i lose my temper and blow off a little steam, but i've never enjoyed it.
my friends think i like to fight, but it's just not true.
you took me in, like a stray dog.
i can see you've been mistreated.
who told you that dirty lie?
i lost all my spirit, i'm depressing.
i think i might give up.
are we eating him or is this a rescue?
i wouldn't drink that if i were you.
i recognize you from when i heard that rumor.
you're the best in a scrap. we all know that you like to fight.
you hungry? kill something and eat it.
nobody's giving up around here, and don't you forget it.
let's wait a second before we attack each other and tear ourselves to shreds.
if we don't drown, i'm gonna strangle you myself.
you cold? dig a hole in the ground, crawl into it, and bury yourself.
don't ask me to fetch that stick.
i don't care. i'm used to leftovers.
i'll always be loyal to you, but circumstances have radically changed for me.
i can't protect you efficiently under these conditions.
i was the one that tried to make you be loyal in the first place.
i'm not doing this because you commanded me to.
where do you get all these rumors? i mean, who tells them to you?
i'm doing it because i feel sorry for you.
that's highly confidential. um, anyway.
i don't know anything, i should've kept my mouth shut.
i can hear you. i can hear you.
i don't think i can stomach anymore of this garbage.
so how does it feel to be a former stray?
i guess it scared me.
this is my new favorite food. thank you.
i thought you knew all about me.
it wasn't my choice. i don't consider it my identity.
so you know a few tricks, then.
i'm gonna drag you out with my teeth, since you can't understand the plan.
i lost my train of thought. dammit!
only reason i even said that is because we're all probably going to die out here.
look at it that way. you're probably safer than i am.
i'll be compelled to defend myself with all the means at my disposal.
i was dying. do you judge me for that?
are you okay? how can i be of service to you?
you're not safe here. you shouldn't have come for me.
people talk, and i listen. always have.
come sit beside me. it's okay.
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anonstormx · 2 years
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Nursing aid
Homelander x fem!reader
Wet nurse!reader needs help 
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warning: lactation kink, breastfeeding, humiliation, workplace relationship, noncon(kind of), obsession, power imbalance, voyeurism, biting, not edited
note: finally back and im on a homelander kick. Did anyone see that homelander asmr rp on youtube? dont tell him i sent you but it inspired me 
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Homelander overhears Ashley talking about her newly hired wet nurse and becomes obsessed with interrupting feedings. If it was anyone else, she could protect you from them.
Your job is to care for the child during work hours while his mother is busy. What separates you from the rest is your specialty, producing breast milk for the child. Something you're still learning to manage, but when it comes to wet nursing, a supply is what keeps you paid, lavishly paid.
That's why you have to sidestep any humiliation you feel when the baby makes a hunger cry. You desperately desire to take the baby off to another room, but unluckily for you, Homelander decided that Ashley's office is the perfect spot to have lunch. Knowing you would have no choice, you show him exactly what he came here to see.
Forced to sit and let Homelander watch as the infant fed on both sides. When they are satisfied, you cover up your revealed chest, trying to ignore the wild gaze coming from across the room. You turn away and massage your aching breasts, still full of milk.
"My sweet angel, what's wrong? Are you hurt?" He wanted you to say it. Ask for him. Let him be a hero and take care of you. Of your body.
You knew this would come one day. He was always too eager, too interested in what you for it not to come. Watching from a distance only kept him happy long enough to ask some questions and learn your schedule. The important questions like are you single? Living alone? Have family? Intrusive questions.
"A bit uncomfortable, that's all" He laughs at your noticeable distress and starts walking in your direction. The last step is purposely on your backpack, shattering the breast pump you'd usually use in moments like this. "Oops, my bad. Did you need that?"
Homelander has been meaning to do that for a long time. Dumb machine. He stomped on it one last time, smiling when you recoil and shut your eyes. "Look at me. Open your eyes angel. Watch me" His hands caress your aching chest.
You let him pull your nursing bra down, pinching and pulling at your sensitive nipples. Whimpers and tears, spurring him on, making him more aggressive.  
"Sit. Don't move" Homelander kneels between your knees, pushing your skirt up and panties to the side. The chair you were once feeding in felt smaller, arms encircling you, pulling you close. Uncovered cunt rubbing on the coarse material of his suit as you try to squirm away. He ignores your fight and sucks your tit in his mouth.
You could cry when he moans at the taste of your milk hitting his tongue. Attempts to push at his shoulders are guided to his head by a gloved hand. You give in, bringiing him closer and directing him to the other side. Homelander bites your nipple, laughing when he can feel your pussy throb against his erection.
"ow ow gentle please" You need to find a new job. Immediately. (maybe)
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tiedsh0es · 3 months
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Figured since I talk abt it sm I'd explain a bit abt our AU !
SETTING : Think endless deserts, worn-out wooden towns, and horses. Most towns are poor and struggling to make money whilst also fighting the rampant amount of thieves and outlaws. In recent years a new company called Meeple has been offering tech that seems to be the only solution to the bandits. If your town can't afford it... you might as well count yourself as doomed. CHARACTERS OJ - The leader of our main Bandits! Cursed to be born of glass, he was always looked at as weak. His one goal in life is to change that by becoming an infamous bandit, then no one will ever pity him again. He's overly confident knowing his career choice, havocked with the worst of luck- and fire somehow always seems to follow him. Burning all his past behind him. Very self-conscious about his broken glass. Yin-Yang - Part of OJ's bandit group. They can duel-weild a gun, and OJ is always stealing his hat to hide his crack. He tends to cause trouble, but is incredibly loyal. Light-Bulb - Also part of OJ's bandit group. She's a bit like an annoying younger sister for OJ, having been with OJ the longest. Very loyal!
Dr. Fizz AKA The Hissing Bandit - Not too long time ago the most infamous, feared bandit in the west was the Hissing Bandit. Not much was known about him, despite the fact you would hear an angry hissing noise before his perfect-shot! Now Fizz is trying his very best to to retire, by pretending to be a wandering doctor. It's a hard thing to do when you're stuck with Paper's group... But he can't help but want to stick with him. (Both are unaware of his past) Paper - The sherrif! And a childhood friend of OJ. He's lost his home, and now his childhood friend to bandits- But at least he has Silver and Fizz on his side.
Silver - Banished from his family for being spoiled, Silver-Spoon is not at all made for this whole 'adventure' thing. Still he has no where else to go but stick with the sheriff. He has ties with Meeple, and tends to make Fizz the most nervous out of the group. Paintbrush - Bad history with OJ. Neither of them like eachother, and as such are always arguing! In charge of their own group, and work for Meeple. Bow - Part of Paintbrush's group. She likes to sit up in Paintbrush's hair. Their deadliest member as she loves to claw and bite! Candle - Also part of Paintbrush's group. The actual one in charge really. She keeps the group from falling apart. Cobs - ?????? - Well liked for founding Meeple and it's tech. Who writes who (aka my rp partners) :) My Characters ( OJ, Bow, Dr. Fizz ) Loser_Lenny ( Silver Spoon, Paintbrush, Yin-Yang ) Ink ( Paper, Light-Bulb, Candle )
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gatheredfates · 28 days
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Hi! My name is Sea, and I have an unhealthy obsession with taking on large community projects! This is my Final Fantasy XIV Community Compendium, focusing on linking as many XIV writing/roleplaying discords, forums, events, free companies and resources as I can get my hands on. While the inspired by and predominately tailored for roleplayers, it should have something for anyone looking to engage creatively with the game in some capacity. ⭐
If you'd like to simply check out what the Compendium is all about and miss my waffling below, any of the links on this post will take you there — but this is a handy one! A reblog also goes a huge way to increase my reach and find communities/resources; you're also welcome to share this post with people not on Tumblr who might be looking for communities/resources or have something to add.
Why a compendium, Sea?
In my opinion, the way people engage with fandom and communities has changed. It was once extremely common for people to hop onto the XIV Roleplaying Forum or find people looking for contact on Tumblr, but most of these resources have shifted to Discord. While Discord is great for keeping a community when you have it, the isolation of these communities into hidden, secular spaces doesn’t do a lot to help people find them in the first place and creates an air of loneliness/disconnect for new players or people looking to find specific communities. I don’t believe that a person should necessarily be a part of x amount of servers to find the one that suits them, nor that all communities should necessarily be on Discord — or just plain hard to find. However, while this is currently the standard, I’d like to try and help these communities be fostered and seen in a place accessible to basically anyone with an internet connection. If one community has benefited from this document, then I have done my part.
This is my monthly drive to showcase the Compendium but find new things to add! A lot of the below is already on the document, but I split communities/resources into four distinct spaces:
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voxsremotec0ck · 1 month
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The Vees taking Ls and being a dysfunctional mess is my jam.
Imagine the Vees all trying to get with Veader but all think they're the only one. Maybe they then find out about the others trying to get with Veader and all agree that they wouldn't fight over it but they're now all in silent competition with eachother.
Imagine Veader actually sleeps with the Vees but they all thinking they're the first to do so. Maybe they try and keep it a secret and find their competition funny since they're obviously the clear winner.
Imagine the Vees find out that Veader actually got with all of them but they all thinking that their relationship with Veader is different. Maybe they all think that Veader is just using the others for sex while Veader obviously favours them and wants to take their relationship to the next step but is obviously too afraid of media backlash to do so.
Imagine being Veader and knowing that all of this is going on around you while you're one your 11th date this week that the Vees will tell eachother is just allied hangouts, business meetings or overly exaggerated RP foreplay. Maybe Veader does have a crush on one of them. Maybe Veader thinking this is their own special brand of hell and redemption is looking pretty good right now.
I love this omg
Them making a competition outta trying to sleep with Veader is so in character Im ADDICTED
And why do they have to choose huh?? I’m sure there’s a bed big enough for all of them🤭
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gayometer · 10 months
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They can be redeemed
Request by @kitty-chan33
Goes as follows: My request is for the human side of Record of Ragnarok they have a new fighter who is the anti Christ ( a half human demon, who forgive humanity for killing her human mother and what's more she still have hope that they can be redeemed l, ironic that they are a child of the devil ) Is this request okay??
Okay! Before I forget she is a total sweet heart yet can be very scary when fighting as she did killed few minor gods before meeting them, and she's the youngest member of the team
Fem! Reader and platonic
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QIN who took one look at you then looked back at Brünhilde like "I want that one as a child". He wasn't surprised to hear you killed a few minor god he supports violence was pretty sure you had a reason " she was in a silly mood your honor ", Qin adores how you're pretty much a two sided coin. On one side you're the sweetest being he could ever ask for, and on the flip side you're a little ball of murder.
SASAKI who mostly likes goofing around with you, you're like a niece he didn't have. You're interested in his odd stories and that's more then enough for him. Sasaki understands being nice but having a backbone to defend yourself, he's like that as well.
TESLA who thinks you're from another universe, we all know he doesn't believe in magic. But he thinks you're a guardian from another universe. He adores info dumping on you about the "evolution of humanity" no matter if you understand it or not. He adores your sweet persona and how even if you're the nicest person known to man you don't let anyone step over you. We wasn't surprised when he heard you killed minor god on you or way to the human side, they were in your way and being insulting and disrespectful, looking down on you for having a human mother. He's not a supporter of violence..unless-
JACK who finds you amusing, you think humanity can be redeemed? Even with a monsters like him in the shadows? Now that's amusing! Jack still treats you like a lady, he's by no means used to being treated with such kindness and thus sometimes appears to be awkward. He can tell you have no ill intentions, your color is one of his favorites.
RAIDEN who cheers on when you fight, he loves strong women, both romantically and platonically, if Thrud is his love then you're his unofficial daughter, he adores that you're a sweetheart that can pack a punch if needed. He's an enabler for both good and bad stuff, so kinda trust him. You'll be fine..in some cases.
OKITA who's your enabler for violence, we ALL saw how blood thirsty he is. Okita doesn't really care, you're his fighting buddy and was smiling ear to ear when he heard you killed some minor gods, they were bad gods no? Then it's fine, they didn't need to live anyways.
ADAM who also finds you amusing and somewhat ironic, I mean...a devil child and redemption? But he knows to not judge a book by its cover, he still finds it funny though. He also finds ironic that the "half daughter of the devil" is the kinder then any "benevolent" god in that audience.
LU BU who is now acts as your semi defender, he takes "she was in a silly mood" to the max. Lu Bu is violent by mature and very much judges a book by its cover, he saw how sweet you were and decided you were weak. And then you murked a few minor gods because "I don't like how they talk". He feels neutral about the whole " I believe humans can be redeemed".
LEONIDAS who's another violence enabler, he's the spartan king what do you expect? Leonidas says you would've been a "great spartan" and adores your kind little self. He lifted you in the air and cheered when he heard about you killing off random insignificant gods.
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I haven't posted in literal months I think-
Tbh I've had severe writer's block and I've also been vibing in my bird brain Urogi rp account, bird brain is my hyper fixation now along with demon slayer.
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piecesofacrow · 9 months
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Blood ~Closed RP~
@annytinthenomad
The Krimzon Guard was a stable place to work if you only wanted to make a living and have a home. There were battles sometimes, yes, and people died to the ever encroaching metal head threat, but you could keep yourself fed, and a family member as well if that's all you were looking to do. Unfortunately, that wasn't all he wanted.
Israel had morals, standards to what he was willing and unwilling to put up with. The horrid acts that the Baron was willing to do to further ensure his rule made him sick. A shaky deal with the enemy to make himself and his guard look like they were putting up a good fight was pathetic, and he'd had enough of it. Hannah was off working and making her own money, and most of his money went to keeping them in a home, so she'd be fine if he left. Today he was going to incite one large act of rebellion.
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Making his way into the prisons late at night, he moved with a purpose. Walking into the cells with his armor still on, looking to each of the cells and the individuals inside.
"Back up." He said to the woman in the first cell. Typical procedure for the time being. He looked down at the control panel and opened it, standing before the woman now, staring her down for a moment before slowly reaching down to a pistol attached to his hip and pulling it free.
"I hear you're pretty handy with these." He said softly, spinning the pistol in his hand for a second before tossing it onto the ground in front of her. "Release the others, we're leaving." He instructed, turning and taking his rifle off his back now, going to the next cell over.
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demodraws0606 · 5 months
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I do want to say it is kind of terrifying from an RP standpoint how much q!BBH has devolved as a character.
When I mean devolved, I mean he has completely thrown away what little morals he had that defined him.
I made a joke about it but it is quite unsettling hearing him before Purgatory. While he was certain that he'd hurt his friend if he had to, he was still unwilling to revel in it. Comparing himself to humans who succumb to bloodlust, raising himself above it.
But now here he is, boldly proclaiming that he enjoys tourmenting the Red team, that he is finally cutting loose as though this wasn't a mission to bring his kids back but a fun little murder trip (now this isn't me trying to say his main goal isn't bringing his kids back but i'm pointing out how it conflicts with his bloodlust).
We've never seen q!BBH this meanspirited and vicious against the other islanders. Him taunting q!Slimecicle making it clear that he doesn't respect him and him laughing while stabbing q!Philza with a chainsaw.
He's completely fallen from what little morality he still had, the little sliver of morality of him just doing this for the eggs and not from any kind of malicious intention.
It's not like all of his destructive acts against Red either have been particularly helpful in winning either, some of them were with that mindset but some of it really just ended up being a distraction.
Now this isn't me saying q!BBH has completely lost his wits, cc!BBH confirming that during the tie situation, q!BBH was playing a lot more smart but he definitely has gotten more sloppy in his approach.
What is more particularly scary to me is the aftermath, I don't think q!BBH is gonna able to just switch his mindset back to normal or at least not completely. The only way for him to ever go back is if he ends up feeling guilt which...we know will not happen considering his character.
He has to deal with the fact that he enjoyed hurting his friends, that he had fun. You can't just switch back from that mindset once you're so deep into it especially when you once thought finding enjoyement in it would be the last thing you would do.
He is gonna have to look at himself when he starts reminiscing fondly of him hurting the ones he loved for what he thought once was a noble cause. A noble cause that devolved quickly into pure bloodthirst.
He is fighting for his kids, yes, but it didn't just come at the cost of his friends happiness but also at the cost of who he was.
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Reiner Braun Relationship HC's 2
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Content: Post-Marley Reiner Braun x GN! Reader
Warnings: Simpage (from me), mentions of kidnapping, mentions of Marco, Zeke. Also slight suggestiveness at the end, but nothing explicit.
Notes: No S4 spoilers, even though this takes place in Marley. Anime watchers can read this 👍
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Okay so, a lot of this is going to be based off an rp between me and a friend you know who you are but I feel it's close enough to his character in S4, so bare with me
Reiner took you with him to Marley by force so now you're kinda stuck with him
If you can forgive him after the whole Marco/traitor thing, I would then this will be no problem for you
He's super serious in government meetings and anything pertaining to Titans and Paradis, but when with you he's anything but
Sometimes he needs to be held and told he's okay, sometimes he wants to take you out for a walk, sometimes he just needs your presence with him but don't talk to him...it depends
I feel like he would tell you what's going on within the government and what's happened over at Paradis, even though he's not supposed to and you both could be killed for it
He only does that so you're in the loop and are safe. Although, since you'd be from Paradis, I doubt the government wouldn't make good use of you.
Reiner would do anything to make sure they wouldn't send you back over to Paradis, or make you fight again. Obviously this can only extend so far, unless you gain the favor of Zeke. But that's a discussion for another day.
Reiner would still like some PDA, or just being semi clingy in general, as you're one of his only lights of happiness. But he wants the PDA to be restricted to hand holding in front of Gabi and the others.
He's going to lean on you a lot more in Marley than he ever did in Paradis, and it might be a little overwhelming, maybe annoying, but he's a broken man and is just trying to make you happy while also trying to be happy himself.
He can get jealous pretty easily - he's always worried about losing you. So when he sees you with Zeke once you've gained his favor, he's going to start comparing himself and the older man. He's going to lash out at you and Zeke for it, but will really only beg for forgiveness from you. Please show him the wonderful ways of communicating problems.
When you're alone and you grab his tits chest, he might give you a confused look before letting you continue to mess with him. He doesn't understand your fixation with his chest, but if it makes you happy, they're all yours.
Reiner please give me a chance I beg of you
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Here is my Masterlist in case you want to request, or look for more of your favorite character!
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catgirltoofies · 1 month
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dragon's dogma's dlc isn't even remotely what people claim it to be
what people say: "you need to pay for fast travel! you need to pay for extra lives! you need to pay for character editing!"
the actual truth:
- you can pay for one mark location. this is an undeniable advantage, especially considering how early you're given it. the portcrystal is overpowered and i think it's the only dlc here that actually really matters
- you can pay for up to five extra lives. you can't buy more than the five dlcs, and getting wakestones is extremely, extremely easy if you want to bother to grind them. especially from the start of the game; every pawn starts with a quest where you get ⅓ of a wakestone for having them in your party for a day. if you really wanted to grind out wakestones, you could hire two fresh pawns, sit on a bench until a day passes, then dismiss the pawns and hire another pair. i don't even know why this dlc exists it's not even valuable and you can just. lose it. they're consumable. it shouldn't exist but not because it's an evil mtx, it's just weird.
- you don't need to pay to edit your character or your pawn. you can buy the art of metamorphosis for 500 RC, which you can get easily by simply playing online and having people hire your pawn, which they will do as long as you're online. I've been playing about 20 hours and have over 2000 RC, enough to buy 4 arts of metamorphosis. and even if you DON'T play online, for whatever reason, you can get RC as rare drops from enemies, so given time you can just build up a stock. in addition, following in the assumption it'll be like the first game, you'll be able to edit your arisen and pawn after entering ng+, which is probably a lot more investment than just fighting some cyclopes for RC.
- to discuss the other dlcs. you can buy RC directly, but there's not much reason to so far unless you want glasses or to change your pawn inclination.
- you can buy a makeshift gaol key, which will break you out of jail once, or you can buy one from a number of traveling merchants for like 1000 gold, which is a pittance
- you can buy the pawn inclination change items. these are more expensive to get with RC, clocking in at 2k RC, but inclination isn't really very necessary to change, and certainly not often.
- you can buy a pack of 3 harpysnare smoke beacons, which... do something? they let you grab onto harpies in certain areas and ride them to other places, but i don't know how useful this actually is in general, and I'm pretty sure you can just buy them from some general stores for a couple thousand gold
- you can buy a heartfelt pendant, which is a gift item that makes someone like you. the only relevance to this mechanic, as far as i know, is getting merchants to give you a discount, and for rp to have your beloved related to story events (assuming it follows the same as the first game). in the case of merchants, you can just look at their favorite items and give them Three (3) of their liked items and they'll be at max affection. in the case of your rp beloved, well, you should already care about them. you should get them what they love instead of just buying a pretty necklace. also if you want to search for every seeker token you can get the arisen's bond that way to max anyone's affection.
- you can buy a mod that changes music and sounds to be from DD1. to each their own
- you can buy a special camping kit. it's lighter than the normal kit, so it's helpful, but you can also just buy it for 6000 gold from some traders without needing to buy it.
- you can't even buy ferrystones. you don't even pay for fast travel you pay for a portable fast travel point, which still costs a very expensive ferrystone to teleport to.
- if you see the steam reviews, they're mixed. if you change the filter to only see reviews from people who have played the game for at least nine hours, that changes to mostly positive. the significant majority of negative reviews were made before even playing the game for NINE HOURS.
- there are other valid complaints about this game, this post is exclusively addressing the dlc. i will continue to defend this game because it's really really fun and I'm really annoyed at the review bombs by people who have no idea what they're talking about and are just parroting something they heard on twitter without actually knowing anything about what they're saying
- p.s. i want to be clear; i don't think microtransactions are a good thing and i genuinely believe none of these dlcs should be available as dlc, for various reasons (mostly detailed above). but the issues i have with them are generally the opposite of the issues people cry about, and i want to make clear that while there are problems with them and plenty of reasons NOT to buy the dlcs, the oft-cried reasons are misleading at best and outright false at worst
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cinememed · 5 months
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₍ 🎞 ₎   fight club  (1999)  rp  starters  ! featuring violence, explicit language, unhealthy relationships & mature topics . some lines have been slightly adjusted for rp purposes .
how much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
you met me at a very strange time in my life.
i found freedom. losing all hope was freedom.
i want you to hit me as hard as you can.
the things you own end up owning you.
yes, these are bruises from fighting. yes, i'm comfortable with that.
it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
if i don't say anything, people always assume the worst.
this isn't love, it's sport fucking.
i know everything you do, so if you know then i know.
i no longer have any fear of death. but i am in a pretty lonely place.
i wouldn't feel good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? fine. 
this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
i see all this potential, and i see squandering.
listen to me, i'm giving you a direct order. 
you have very serious emotional problems.
you're sorry, i'm sorry, everybody's sorry, but... i can't do this anymore.
it will hurt more than you've ever been burned before. you will have a scar.
i'm grateful to you. but this is too much. i don't want this.
you're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
this is probably one of those cry-for-help things.
you're not getting this back. i consider it asshole tax.
fuck what you know. you need to forget about what you know.
is your life so empty that you can't think of a better way to spend these moments?
start a fight. prove you're alive.
you are too fucking... blonde!
you have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
all the ways you wish you could be, that's me.
i am free in all the ways that you are not.
i'll bring us through this. like always.
this is your pain. it's right here. look at it.
you are not special. you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
i'll carry you, kicking and screaming, and in the end you'll thank me.
you can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
you're not your job. you're not how much money you have 
we are all part of the same compost heap.
you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.
when people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you
what do you want me to do? you just want me to hit you?
i don't wanna die without any scars. hit me before i lose my nerve.
on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
every evening i died, and every evening i was born again, resurrected.
nobody takes this more seriously than me. 
i didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better.
why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?
without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
three pitchers of beer, and you still can't ask.
you wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
you have to consider the possibility that god does not like you.
i'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that.
i felt like destroying something beautiful.
everything's far away. everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.
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linnealikescoffee · 10 months
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HAIIIIIIII!
So could I please have some dating and wedding headcanons with Sebastian, Ash, and your version of Lucifer from our rp? <3
Thx so much luvvie, you're the best! >w<
Hai! Of course luv<3 @spade-writes-things
Kuroshitsuji Dating+Wedding Headcanons!
Characters featured:
-Sebastian Michaelis
-Ash Landers
-Lucifer (Kuroshitsuji OC)
Sebastian
Dating:
Dating Sebastian would surely be one hell of a ride
Be prepared to have him be really, and I mean really protective over you, after all, you're just a fragile human
He'd actually show alot of affection and love around you
My guy is really romantic! He'd do anything to keep you happy, take you out to the finest dates and places etc.
Sebastian would always be awake before you to prepare you a nice breakfast
He'd remember every little thing you tell him and ever told him - sometimes it's scary that he knows what you say before you even do so
He'd not be huge on gift giving but on your birthday and other occasions, he always makes sure it's personal and has a meaning to it
Calls you love or darling
He prefers to big spoon you
long. slow. kisses.
Wedding:
Black themed wedding all the way
Would even teach Bard how to bake a Wedding cake (He'd fail, so Sebastian bakes it last minute)
You'd have silver engagement rings that would be adorned with small black gemstones
small wedding, guests would be Ciel , Meyrin (she'd be so jealous of you), Bardroy, Finnian, Tanaka (who would do the ceremony ) and Lizzie.
Lizzie would adore how cute you look and tell you atleast 50 times that night
Oh yes, you'd marry at night
Sebastian would be MESMERISED by your look
Ciel:" My two best servants are getting married "
Lizzy: "Isn't that just adorable Ciel?"
Ciel:" I suppose it is, but don't you dare to let your work go down just because of this marriage"
Ash Landers
Dating:
phew- how will I start with him?
He's overly religious, you know that, so if you aren't...Good luck-
he's a yandere .
Your his posession.
"My little Dove"
Sees you as art, can't believe how a mortal being can be so beautiful
Reminds you of your beauty alot (Will get angry if you doubt yourself)
He can be manipulative tho- (he just wants to protect you from all the evil in the world)
He'd only be intimate with you if he knows he is truly into you (he's shy, ok?)
He wouldn't be one for dates, he'd rather have him and his partner be alone and talk
He can't stand to see you cry and he will "purify" everyone that has ever harmed you
forehead kisses. back rubs.
He literally worships you
He'd pray every night that you aren't just a dream, but in fact his
Let's you play with his hair
He loves to make you gifts
Wedding:
White themed, white dress, white cake, white flowers
He'd gift you a bouquet of white roses
Your rings would be golden with a lilac gemstone
religious wedding
His kiss would be soft and gentle almost holding the promise of having you forever
Big wedding, he'd invite all your relatives and every angel he had ever been close to
Lucifer
Dating:
He is really affectionate, always has to hold you or tell you how much he loves and needs you
A goofball during some intimate moments tho-
He'd read you stories or sing to you when you can't fall asleep
Kissing along your jawline>>>
He's the little spoon, even demons need some love
Calls you his Lady, despite the contract, he'd do absolutely anything to make you happy
He loves seeing you smile for him, it makes him feel human
Please teach my man how to control emotions,he will literally be so confused on why suddenly he feels so jumpy when he's around you
gets excited very easy
physical touch>>>
Has a habit of scooping you up and carrying you around
His favorite activity with you would be picking flowers and laying in the gardens with you, handcrafting crowns
"My Queen"
he'd teach you how to fight in case he can't protect you at one point-
At some point he'd believe he has a heart, he just adores you so much
Wedding:
He'd love for you to wear a red dress
would pick up a bunch of flowers from the gardens to gift you a flower crown
Undertaker would have made his suit (they're besties)
Verrryyyy expensive rings, only the best for his lady
He would want you to become immortal after this, he can't be without you (he would NEVER eat your soul)
He would cry on your wedding day when he sees you walking up to him
Kisses really passionate and longing
He loves you.
Not proofread but I hope you enjoy!
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pokenimagines · 1 year
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SFW Grusha fic, could we have him with a burnt out champion s/o? Like the s/o has been utterly overworking themself and choosing their pokemon's wellbeing over theirs?
Bro let's go; burnt out reader. I'm sure 90% of us have dealt with serious burn out and it sucks ass.
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SFW Grusha: Burnt Out
"So this is it? You're just quitting?" Grusha asked, as you hummed. The bags under your eyes had never been so prominent in your life; you let out a huge yawn, as you looked over at Grusha. You were just hanging out when you decided to tell him the news.
"Yup, I'm all done. I don't think I can do it anymore. I might battle on occasion, but...I'm kinda just...done." You admitted. You had been one of the youngest champions in the region, and with that came a lot of responsibility.
Nobody told you becoming a Champion meant that you'd be doing so much league work. You were always running around for the Chairwoman, going form gym to gym to test their strength, or even dealing with random disturbances. Free time was lost on you...hell most of your childhood and early twenties were now lost. That isn't even taking account for your team...
"You can't just quit..." Grusha grumbled, getting a bit pissed, "I thought you loved battling."
"I do...I really do but...Grusha how many gym challengers do you face every week?" You asked, turning to him.
"Maybe two a week, sometimes three. During the Treasure Hunt I can get up to ten a week." Grusha said and you hummed.
"Wanna know what I did yesterday?" You asked and he was quiet, "Seven black crystals popped up. Nemona was busy, so I had to go across half the region to take them down. Took twelve hours. My team is still sleeping." You commented.
"You took down...seven of them?" Grusha asked.
"Orders from the Chairwoman. Next week I'm going to all the gyms to fight everyone. I got a solid three days to fight all of you guys. Then the week after, I need to check in on the training camps. The chairwoman told me this morning, that tomorrow I need to deal with one of the titans that's acting up, so gotta deal with that as well." You explained. Grusha was silent for a few moments.
"What about Nemona?" Grusha asked and you shrugged.
"She's got her own things going on. Especially since she's leaving the region soon, so she can try her hand at Galar's gym challenge. Once she's gone I can only imagine the workload I'll be receiving." You said with a huff.
"What about a vacation then? Set some boundaries with the chairwoman as well. You and your team are burnt out." Grusha said; finally understanding. When he used to do snowboarding professionally, there were a few times that he debated quitting for the same reasons. He loved it, but everything got to be too much.
"Think that'll work?" You asked, turning to him.
"La Primera isn't ruthless...I don't think. She's just capable of lots of work and expects that of everyone else. She probably doesn't realize what she's doing." Grusha finally said.
"Man...she's gonna turn me into Larry 2.0 at this rate." You chuckled and Grusha groaned, hitting your side.
"Don't even joke about that." Grusha said, a bit annoyed, "I can't be seen with someone so lame."
"Whatever...fine...I'll ask her for vacation as well as work condition changes...but you're coming with." You said, as you decided you'd be doing that right now.
"Wait...why?" Grusha said, eyes widening a fraction.
"It was your idea, obviously. Now let's go!"
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