#Insult MY girlfriend?

[system-splintered]

https://gender-machine-broke.tumblr.com/post/687822444824821760/badmiffy-yandere-clown-yandere-clown

Begone TERF trash. Trans women are WOMEN, go cry about it to your little TERF friends. Eat an entire leather boot since you loooooove licking them so much. Terfs are white supremacist shitheads. I don't give a solitary fuck about your opinion, as soon as I smelled TERF stink on it I fucking left the page.

#Terfs have fucking brainrot #Come into MY house #Insult MY girlfriend? #Go fuck yourself.

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

genderfluid byakuya and tonaegiri au where every morning byakuya makes makoto and kyoko guess what pronouns to use and kyoko launches into a full analytical spiel based on today's clothing choices and yesterday's dinner and current weather trends etc. meanwhile makoto guesses blindly and somehow gets it right every single timem

#byakuya togami #makoto naegi #kyoko kirigiri #tonaegiri #gee makoto how come you get two girlfriends who are also both boyfriends #ultimate lucky guy. do you get it #(hands blindfolded makoto a singular kitkat bar) “left” #(clicks my tongue and marks 'correct' on my clipboard) #kyoko has a 98% accuracy rate. makoto has 100%. she claims not to be bitter about it #makoto has debated trying to say the wrong answer just once to make her feel better but also suspects he'd be insulting her if he did #byakuya has considered not saying anything if makoto were to get it wrong at some point bc it'd be funny. but that hasn't happened yet so #my thoughts

[sysig]

You mentioned you mainly ship Glados/Chell when it comes to Portal? Could I please request something with them, however you personally imagine their dynamic? Sorry for the vague prompt, I'm just curious what your ideas are!

Day 25 - As if being dead wasn't bad enough

#My art #Requestober #Portal #Chell #GLaDOS #Big girlfriend <3 #Big Mean girlfriend <3 <3 #Ugh it's been a while since I've drawn her lol I forgot how complex her design is #A lot of this is just visual noise don't look too hard lol #I do love her tho! I just happen to love her mind - her personality - the most ♥ #For a change of pace I listened to her lines in the background rather than music hehe ♪ #I forgot how funny she is in Portal 1 gosh she's so cool and mean and fdjsalfjdsf I love her I love her #I never know where to cut the line between the Player and Chell - she's designed to be a blank slate so hmm #I mean I see her as being extremely long-suffered - you'd have to be to put up with GLaD hehe <3 #Sarcastic and flippant in response to GLaDOS' long monologues haha #But for me personally I could listen to her insult me all day <3 So how much of that carries over to Chell? #Probably a non-zero amount while I'm playing her lol - we see Players nod or shake Chell's head! #That means something! #So just go ahead and insult her it's all in good fun ♪ #I do love the idea of GLaDOS needing Chell to be somewhere and all other methods of moving her are inaccessible #Elevator breaks? :3c She can fall a long distance but her jump height isn't quite that good lol #Ride around on her to go from floor to floor! GLaDOS secretly enjoys it and turns that pleasure into more insults lol #''Stop enjoying this only one of us is allowed to be having fun right now. And by one of us I mean neither of us. Be quiet.'' Lol ♫

[bipunkharrington]

Read the people.com interview, and I'm literally cackling because they got us all so good 😂 to the point I'm side-eyeing the "married to my best friend" comment even though it's a completely normal and sweet thing to say about your partner and still thinking "... married for the bit?"

#smosh #shourtney #married for the bit #don't jump down my throat for this btw #i assure you my scepticism isnt causing any harm to either of them #nor am i demanding anything from them or insulting them by jokingly insinuating maybe they're still doing a bit #shouldn't have to add that but y'all be violent about this 😂 #“in 2024 I married my best friend... my girlfriend was mad about it #but we found it hilarious “ #😂

[bangarangdarling]

something something biker!eddie and his flirtation via motorcycle 

Eddie buys the damn death trap of a Kawasaki after a particularly good couple of months dealing and Steve hates it. He absolutely refuses to allow any of the kids to get on the contraption, even after he’s promised that Eddie has practiced and knows what he’s doing. Won’t budge on the subject at all.

...until Eddie wears him down enough to try it for himself and then make the judgement on whether or not the kids will be in grievous danger by a spin around the block.

Steve is already in a mood the night they try it, staring at the huge, shiny black beast of a machine, with a matching helmet Eddie had pushed into his arms propped up on his hip. 

He would never admit that he might be just a tad grumpy that Eddie looks way too hot in the leather and straps that make up his jacket. He already had an inconvenient crush on the man enough without adding the way the helmet on Eddie’s own head was kind of doing it for him. Steve will examine that particular reaction later, when he wouldn’t be hashing out his new found kinks in the middle of the street. 

“We really don’t have to do this if you’re unsure,” Eddie’s already perched on the bike, kickstand up and balancing it perfectly with his feet. A professional. The bastard. 

His voice, which had previously been teasing and “What’s the matter? Scared, Harrington?” had softened to something gentler. A peace offering muffled from underneath that fucking sexy helmet. 

Steve knew that if he were to back out right now, that would be it. Eddie would drop it and wouldn’t hold it against him at all. Wouldn’t even make fun. Because that’s just how Eddie was. A unmitigated asshole when he was joking around with his friends--and a fucking sweetheart if he knew something really mattered. 

It moved Steve’s feet forward, climbing on and settling himself on the pad just behind the dipped driver’s seat. He eases himself down fully, noting how Eddie keeps the bike solidly balanced the whole time despite the shift of weight. 

“Shut it, Munson, I’m not scared. Just would really prefer not to crash into a tree, so keep your eyes up front,” He put on the borrowed helmet, pushing at Eddie’s shoulder to stop him from craning back around to look at him. “Eyes front!” 

Eddie laughed.  “We’re not even moving!” 

“I don’t care! It’s like a loaded gun. Always assume it’s loaded! Always assume this thing could kick up at any moment and make us smears on the pavement.” He grumbled, but it was halfhearted. He was mostly distracted now with what to do with his hands. Eddie lifted his leg and brought it down swiftly, kicking the motorcycle on in a way that was...undeniably confident and hot. Oh, Jesus Christ. 

“I promise to keep us in one piece, your majesty. Nothing crazy, but you’re definitely going to want to hold on to me,” The machine under them roared, making Eddie yell just a bit to be heard. He reached back to pull one of Steve’s hands to his waist only for it to be immediately pulled away.  “Uh, it’s fine. I’ll just--”  “Steve,”

“I’m good, you can go!” Steve braced both hands on either side of himself, digging his fingers into the padded cushion beneath him. They didn’t speak for a few beats, the engine rumbling carrying on relentlessly, until Steve saw Eddie’s shoulders shrug in an exaggerated way and then he--

The bike revved and lurched forward a few feet, throwing Steve’s balance out of the proverbial window. He yelped and fought against the momentum throwing him back by yanking forward and plastering himself to Eddie’s back. 

There was no space between them now, with Steve’s arms completely wrapped around the body in front of him, fingers digging viciously into Eddie’s waist. Despite his nervous system still working through the scare, Steve had to admit to himself that he did feel more stable like this. Like they were one person on the bike, now. Balance aligned, weight together. 

Eddie had them braked safely again, feet on the ground and the echo of his laugh in Steve’s ears. Once the jock got his breath back again he was really going to have some words to say about that. Most of them curse words. Their helmets knocked together slightly as Eddie turned his body and flicked up his visor. Their position made it difficult to be face to face, but Steve caught the corner of Eddie’s smirk and a flash of a chocolate brown eye.  “There, much better. Now, you just hold on like a good backpack and let me take you for the ride of your life, ‘kay?” 

Before Steve could even process that the visor was back down and they were taking off, his heart pounding against Eddie’s back for reasons that were only partially to do with the bike underneath them.

He really hated this thing.  (He loved it. The kids were allowed to get rides, occasionally. That seat became Steve’s.) 

#this is only because I saw a tiktok of a couple doing this and I lost my mind #'backpack' is apparently a term for like a biker girlfriend and it might?? possibly be insulting? I don't know the culture #but at the same time my mind immediately went to the gutter because it also checked all of my slutty little boxes for a steve harrington hc #i guess this is modern because kawasakis weren't made until the 90s looool #it's a crotch rocket guys you know what it looks like #steddie #steddie ficlet #my brain vomit #one of my biggest weakness is keeping the same tense so im so sorry you had to read this that i threw up in 10 minutes without editing

[blaithnne]

Thought I’d finally explain their beef. They eventually reach a sort of truce and become frenemies

#also I like to think that when Kaisa first starts dating Johanna #she doesn’t know she’s Lauren’s mum #she knows Lauren and Hilda are sisters but not who their mum is #so when she finds out she is NOT happy #and neither is Lauren #Kaisa is forced to try and be nice sos not to upset her girlfriend #meanwhile lauren is threatening her life if she ever so much as blinks at her mum wrong #they both get a fun new card for arguments #Kaisa gets to remind Lauren that she’s dating her mother #and Lauren gets to call Kaisa an abusive parent #everyone wins #their end game dynamic is like #‘only I can insult her’ kinda vibes #‘I hate you but if anything happened to you I’d kill myself’ #hilda #art #my art #hilda the series #digital art #netflix hilda #hilda netflix #fanart #doodle #drawing #Kaisa hilda #Hilda kaisa #Lauren hilda #Hilda lauren #Hilda oc

[arthurily]

Anywaaaay thinking of arthur braiding johns hair or maybe the other way around…

#txt #🦌🐺 #LONG HAIR ARTHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MY QUEEN #MY GIRL #MY GIRLFRIEND #arthur trying to braid johns hair when theyre laying somewhere being lazy and cozy #so hes casually trying to braid it like hes seen others do #and john starts insulting him cause arthurs been tanglin his lil hair somehow (as if he has rapunzel length hair) #so hes like lemme.. #and he braids arthurs hair instead #CUTE!

[gilamonstertummy]

guys i think she loves me back

#i love my girlfriend #(we insult each other just as much as we say loving things) #(i took this out of very important context with her permission)

[queen0fm0nsterz]

Got called a Lady kinnie for the 40th time and it hurts just as much as it did the first fime. Dude just call me a faggot i beg you

#/SILLY #f slur #i can reclaim it fellas #carols.txt #my craziest post (i say this under everything i post) #this is jokingly but i physically have to look at myself in the mirror and be like 《a lady kinnie... ME?》 #HAIHSUAHSIAHSJSBFF #《what could possibly make you think that》 i have the lady as every pfp and i talk about her all the time and shes my girlfriend also #HELP HELP HELP #the most insane insult is comparing me to her bc its lowkey true i also cant clean after myself and have interest in magic practices -> #and have long dark hair and huge dark eyes and look like the autism creature and have long nails #.................... ok now #HELP #im joking im joking im definitely not the lady. exhibit 1 i am not asian #exhibit 2 i love kids #exhibit 3 #i dont have any more exhibits #uh #WAIT IM NEURODIVERGENT #my ladies candidate era? #BELP #ok enoigh this is insane enough as a sequence

[stevengrantshubby]

how cute

#dc #my adventures with superman #dc tv #clark kent #//how dare you insult his not girlfriend!!! #clark really says how dare you imply lois is ugly//

[androidboy]

im listening to a podcast ep covering narcissism and my mom checked off 6/7 things and when they were giving tips on how to not set off a narcissist it was literally all the things i had to learn to do to prevent her lashing out at me

#the speech patterns ive had to use for the last umpteen years at home #is still how i talk and i love when my girlfriend calls me out on it #she’s like- honey can you speak more clearly and direct? i want to understand what you’re trying to say #and it’s like Oh Yeah #i’m not gonna get yelled at or insulted huh

[spoonsandsporks]

*siren noises* They've breached containment!!!

Sooooooo I started playing a pathfinder campaign of Kingmaker with two other people and b/c there's so few of us playing, me and the other player agreed to play two characters each. So here are my newest OCs! Made it easier for myself by playing ganzi siblings and their unique ganzi trait (other than the feathers and tails) is that anything they touch turns teal over time like a bleeding effect. Very frustrating if you happen to like the colour red lmao

Ferdinand Von Wilhelm is a caeden cailean liberator champion, and Ophelia Von Wilhelm is a air genie sorcerer! I'm having a lot of fun figuring out their dynamics with all the companions so far!

(it's truly shocking to me how easy it is to win Jaethal's favour but how hard I fought for Valerie's)

Anyway I wanna post more funny sketches and cool art of their adventures in the Stolen Lands with their party, the Trailblazers, soon!! Still very early in the adventure path but I'm excited to experience more :D

#pathfinder #pathfinder kingmaker #pathfinder 2e #pf2e #pf2e art #ttrpg art #ttrpg #spoondoodles #my OCs #wilhelm siblings tag #ophelia tag #ferdinand tag #i was encouraged to post this b/c ganzis are cool and underappreciated #they were right and i appreciate them in turn 💖 #also my girlfriend is running this campaign! ao it's extra funny to flirt with all the npcs haha #we've already befriended basically all the companions except tartuccio. we've decided tartuccio is a loser and heckled him through dinner #i feel a little bad but he insulted ophelia so like what did he expect #but these two are really fun to draw! hoping to poat more sketches of my babies soon xx

[cruelsister-moved2]

like genuinely as a vibe check imagine whatever brag u want to make abt ur bf is about a woman instead and see if it comes off pathetic and insane. and if it does the thing is it already does when you did it about a man<33 love is love

#like can u imagine if we were making a whole video to be like my girlfriend wore pink and laughed at a movie and read an article abt feminis #in cosmopolitan. #like what gets me is they dont even see how low the bar is so its just like. depressing af #even appealing from the misandry angle LOLL its like basically saying men are worse than men and not capable of anything #so u have to celebrate the absolute bare minimum when they do it #which is insulting to m- okay yeah i cant do it

[borealopelta]

🐟

#people calling german an aggressive language are so annoying #that's literally my best friend you're insulting it's not even aggressive #sorry YOUR language doesn't have proper hard consonants. skill issue. stop hurting my beautiful girlfriend the german language #whatever. whatever! #i'm not starting disk horse on a 15 note post lmfao i don't give a shit #veni veni

[camping-with-monsters]

Random thought but I know how a lot of artists are with getting their ocs compared to other characters/people in media and that it does offend some artists. But me? You’re welcome to do that because I’ll more than likely find it really funny. One of my friends once compared one of my ocs to literally that of Mr. Beast and I howled at that because he was RIGHT.

LITERALLY LOOK.

if you open the cut. just know you’re asking for it.

I warned you.

#The Kiwi Speaks #random thoughts lol #this post is about Cyrmic btw #literally the minute I posted his colored ref #one of my friends came to me like #“IS THAT MR BEAST” or something like that #and it was FUNNY AS HELL #CYRMIC KINDA JUST. DOES LOOK LIKE MR BEAST A LITTLE #funny considering ‘beast’ is probably not an insult he hasn’t heard in canon #BUT IT WAS STILL REALLY FUNNY #another time is when my girlfriend compared Rupert to Greg Universe. #not the design but moreso the lore #THAT WAS ALSO REALLY FUNNY TOO #CAUSE HE JUST. HE WAS NOT WRONG BRO. #MY GF KNEW WHAT WAS UP #uhhhh don’t ask about the image under the cut :))))) #it’s very normal I promie :)))) #don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask #Cyrmic Danderdilly #The Kiwi does something alright idk how to tag this one

[teslacarbombz]

calling a girl princess has nothing to do with daddy/daughter roleplay can u guys stop being weird about it 😐

#'i wouldnt call my girlfriend princess bc its offensive/weird/insulting' anyway calling her princess bc shes sweet and beautiful and #perfect. all of ur hearts have maggots