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#It has the same vibes as saying unalive instead of dead or kill
doodle17 · 1 month
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I both love and hate ASDFmovie
Love it because the random humor it gave us and the memes
Hate it because now people think the only funny thing is random humor.
Nothing makes me want to drive into oncoming traffic more than when I ask a simple question like "Where should we eat?" And someone replies with "PaTaToEs!!11 :D"
HhhhhhhggggggagaagagstFU FUCK YOU
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jinships-ideas · 5 years
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BTS Run 59 & 60 - The Jin Harem
I took a short break but here’s the 2-part special! 58 will be up soon (hopefully)  Let’s just begin~
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We start off this Hotel episode with a cheap yoonjin knee-touch moment!
You know what? 
After the yoonjin drought that was 57 & 58, 
WE’LL GLADLY TAKE IT!
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Joon eyeing Jin scratching his leg
Petition for Yoonjinjoon to always be seated next to each other
Our OT3 heart is weeping in joy
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Jimin using Jin’s knee to push himself forward~
Small but very appreciated Jinmin moment right there!
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Namjin Handshake after discovering they were partners
Yoongs: Really? In front of my salad?
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Joon scooting closer to Jin 
T^T
Namjin being off in their own isolated side
T^T
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Dear Namjin,
You’ve been missed
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Look at these nerds looking so ecstatic about being ‘Team Kim Seokjin’
WhO nEeDs JiN wHeN wE cAn BeCoMe JiN?
Jin: But I’m Right here? Team Kim Seokjin: LOLOLOLOL
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2 more nerds joined in with the Seokjin Team train
Jin: Really? Ya’ll just gonna do me like this? Joon: Nah. This ain’t it
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The infamous ‘couple watch’ that got Namjin shippers worldwide crying 
Namjinists: WHO SAID NAMJIN WAS DEAD? Namjin: We did.
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Touchy Jin back at it again 
His willing target: Joon
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Chim really threw himself to shove Jin with a whole Tae in between...
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MAD UWU VIBES
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JOON FINALLY BRAVED HIMSELF TO TOUCH JIN’S THIGH
Tae: This ain’t it Chim: *not accepting what just happened* Yoongs: Keep yo hands to yourself or you won’t have any JK: My fists can fly all the way there. Hobi: Enjoy it while you can... I’ll unalive you later
Biggest mystery: HOW TF is JIN STILL ALIVE WHEN HE IS IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY TO JOON’S MEGA-WATT SMILE??
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Tae smiling to himself at Jin’s incorrect team name
Tae kindly reminding Jin his ACTUAL team name
:’)
Kim seokjin’s guardian angel back at it with his job
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On the other hand...
JK looks so happy after the Producer teased Jin about his incorrect answer
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The editors are such cowards to not give us a full shot angle of Joon grabbing Jin’s wrists with a full on happy smile 
GIVE US THE NAMJIN CONTENT WE DESERVE!!!
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Namjin: *flirting* Chim: *Represents us Namjin shippers* YESSSSS Tae: *non-namjin shippers* I did NOT ask for this
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Jk smiling after he corrected Jin’s team name 
Jk is that guy that enjoys teasing his crush but feels happy after helping them too
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LOOK AT NAMJIN’S HAPPINESS AFTER (They think) THEY GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER
In the excitement, Jin actually grabbed Joon’s whistle
But he let it go so Joon could properly grasp his hands in his own
THIS IS NAMJIN 
The show producer: Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we needed
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We have Jin laughing while looking at Joon since he messed up their team name (for the umpteenth time)
We have Chim laughing at Jin’s mistake
JINMIN spotted with matching scrunched up laughing faces 
JK laughing at Jin’s mistake and cuteness
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Namjin - Lost the point
But did they really lose though?
When they are looking like a million bucks while being so happy?
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Jin CLEARLY was gunning for a hug
BUT JOON THE COWARD PUT UP HIS HANDS 
So Jin switched for a hand grab instead
We may have lost a Namjin Hug scene
But we will gladly accept any penny of Namjin content we can get...
Let it remain though, that Jin was AIMING FOR A HUG...
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Jin JUMPED UP in excitement
Namjin: *finally gets the point*
Joon: *did NOT get the point that Jin was aiming for a hug*
All the members looking glad for Namjin’s point XD
they really SUCKED at the game so much that the others are glad for them 
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Yoongs staring at Jin from afar...
Ft. WTF is Jimin doing, rubbing Tae’s knee for no reason while sitting like a penguin?
IDK why, but I’M HERE FOR IT.
A post about Vmin moments? 
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Jimin is US
HE IS ONE OF US NAMJIN SHIPPERS
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Jimin: *A full-fledged Namjinist* Tae: *someone in the midst of becoming a full-fledge Namjinist*
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Jimin: *trying to convert his fellow members to be Namjinists* Yoongs: Ok fine... Namjin is Kinda cute JK: I’m Onboard this Namjin train Hobi: *Still unconvinced*
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THIS IS SO COUPLE-LIKE?
Person A whining and complaining about being teased by X to Person B
Meanwhile, Person B just enjoying his view of Person A
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Jin casually looking at Joon’s face for inspiration...
T^T
He even gulped while staring at Joon...
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If it’s not obvious by now, Namjin are just flaunting their moments in this entire hotel-based run
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Jin: *literally falling due to a lack of balance since his legs are lifted*
Jin: *DOES NOT LET THE OPPORTUNITY OF HOLDING JOON’S HAND GO*
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THIS IS PURE BLISS
For them and for us
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Of course, Joon never leaves anyone asking for a high-5 hanging
The same can’t be said about the rest of BTS though...
-Insert sad violin music + all the times Joon’s hand has been left ignored-
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Jin casually stroking Joon’s arms
Jin also proceeds to rant and nag Joon about not participating even when he knows Joon can get the point
Tae: That should be me...
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Hands on thigh 
all day every day
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Of course, Joon gets hit when he gets it wrong XD
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BLESS THIS ENTIRE 2 EPISODES 
It has given us more Namjin content than the crumbs we’ve gotten for the past 2-3 years T^T
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Jin instinctively reaches for the arm that is close to him...
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But he pushes it away after realizing that Tae was fishing for the answer from Joon
XD
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BIGGEST UWU
Credit: Hobi who made Jin smile like this
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Tae... Jin isn’t in your team XD
Don’t discuss with him
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Tae listening in on Namjin XD 
HAHAHAHAAH
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OMG 
NAMJOON WAS GIVING JIN FINGER HEARTS 
OMGOMGOMGOMG
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I touch you
You touch me
We’re just happy Namjinists~
(Please read in the Barney theme song tune)
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I’M SHAKING 
JIN?
FALLING INTO JOON?
YES PLEASE
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Joon looks as though Jin sucker punched his arm or something XD
Don’t worry, he was groaning at getting the lyrics wrong, not from jin’s soft slap across his arm
Joon’s guns can take a few hits from jin
Namjoon? non non
ARMJoon is what he is
You think that’s it? NON NON
We are jumping straight into episode 60!
Let’s Get it~
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Bubbly Jin casually touching Tae’s exposed knee~
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Joon swerving out of Jin’s reach after he got the translations wrong
He knew he was gonna get hit
This is domestic
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Noobs? NO
Noots? YES
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Now we know, Jin nags/scolds in uwu-mode
noot!Jin with his pouty lips ranting at Joon for not trying hard enough at the game 
(Please jin, you didn’t even get any right XD let Joon live XD )
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JUSTICEFORJIMIN2K19
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I love Joon, I love Jin
BUT LET’S BE REAL 
JIMIN DID FANTASTIC 
He practically gave everyone the answer but got snubbed XD
JUSTICEFORJIMIN!!!
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Jin shaking his hand around until Joon grabs it 
DOMESTICITY AT IT’S FINEST
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That Taejin eye contact
Ft. Jin’s smile at Tae’s adorableness
(Notes: I actually have the same bunny hat thingy and being the crackhead that I am, I wore it while re-watching + writing this post)
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This is crackhead culture
Jin: Let me just put my xxthousand dollars watch on this white fluffy thing
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Tae’s cute face when he saw Jin’s antics 
TAEJIN IS SO FCKING GREAT
WE LIVE 
Ft. Namjoon eyeing the whole exchange
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What do you know?
Namjoon immediately does the same with his xxthousand dollars watch
Namjin = crackhead duo
Couple watch + couple watch on bunny hat 
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Jin and Tae whining about wanting to eliminate Hobi from the game since he failed the round
Production team loves hobi ok? LET HIM LIVE
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Hobi shooting love rays at Jin with his aegyo voice and his flapping bunny ears~
FORGIVE HIM JIN!
LOOK AT THE ADORABLENESS
HOW DO YOU NOT?!
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Jin cheekily laughing it off when Joon whined about Jin’s team-kill move 
Ft. Tae patting Jin’s back
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Jin: Your name was all I could remember
IF THAT AIN’T A CONFESSION OF SORTS, IDK WHAT IS
That’s some romantic shit ok?
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After that line, Jin proceeds to put his hand on Joon’s leg...
Mayhaps I’m a happy Namjinist
Ft. Bangtan being fellow Namjin shippers
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Jin cheering on bunny!Joon who is up against real!bunny!JK with a smack on the back
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Cheap!Jinmin moment where chim’s foot touches jin’s
But we’re desperate rn so we’ll take all that we can get
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Tae’s knee touching Jin’s leg~
There’s plenty of space and Jin even lifted his legs to take up more space but...
Taejin: MUST.BE.CLOSER
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Once again, Jimin is channeling his inner Namjinist
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Mayhaps I alive’nt
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Jin: Why are you snacking when there’s a priceless snacc right beside you? Joon: *nom* Jin: HECK! I’M AN ENTIRE FULL-COURSE MEAL!
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Touchy Jin back at it again
His small and subtle nudges sends
His cotton bud fists
T^T
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Dear Namjin,
Please NVR stop flirting
Sincerely,
EVERYONE
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Jin’s little happy grab
Joon looking pleased AF 
Happy Namjin is the BEST Namjin
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NAMJOON YOU BIG DUMB DUMB
JIN OBVIOUSLY WANTED A HUG FROM YOU
T^T
HUGSFORJIN2K19
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Because of Joon’s bad timing, they ended up with hand holding again
Joon you dummy
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Jin CLEARLY GRabbed ONTO JOON’S HAND
but Joon the panicked boy hand to snatch his hand out of jin’s cotton bud grip
KIM NAMJOON. STOP PULLING AWAY!!!
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As much as I nag about Joon ruining Namjin moments...
Is his arm alright?
Jin has hit it for god knows how many times...
PLease let ARMJOON be ok...
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Tae: Seriously? Haven’t they had enough? Yoongs: That could’ve been me... JK: JUST SAY YOU WANT TO HOLD HIS HAND AND GO Joon: Who cares what you gays think. I’m marrying him. Chim: I’ve honestly seen enough Namjin for a long time Hobi: Disgusting
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JUST HOLD HIS HAND FFS JOON
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Yoongi becomes humble in front of a nagging Jin
XD
IF THAT AINT DOMESTiCITY
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Taejinists, we got some crumbs too!
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This frame might seem normal to you guys
BUT take note that Jin was sitting with his right leg outstretched behind Joon
Which means when Joon leaned back, his arm was encasing Jin’s leg towards himself...
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See it to believe it
This is some boyfriend culture right there
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Namjoon probably thought no one would notice since everyone was distracted with the candy counting
BUT WE SEE IT ALL 
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T^T
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Tae complaining that his scissors was ignored to a smiley jin
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Jinnie happily hitting Joon before leaning into Joon’s thigh
Seriously those 2 are so domestic 
WE LOVE
Is this love, yeah Is this love, yeah Sometimes I know, yeah Sometimes I don't, yeah
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They’ve got both hands clutched together
IF THIS AIN’T YOUR SHIP
IDK WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU
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Happiness radiates off them
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There’s probably so many mentions of them leaning into each other to whisper already
But this bij will never get tired of it
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This is Namjin teasing Jimin about his phrasing of words
Namjin are the evil uncles that make fun of the ones younger than them
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They are being so comfortable with each other
Jin’s knee is practically on Joon’s thigh
And they are leaning against each other’s side
T^T
We’ve REALLY missed Namjin a lot
BLESS THIS TEamINg
That’s all for this post! 
Hopefully, BTS Run 58 - The Jin Harem will come soon...
Hope you guys enjoyed the 2-part special!
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Until Next time~
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