#It might genuinely be the delusion

[duncanor]

Okay but was this scene the only time Wolfwood called Vash by his real name or am I delusional?

I legit can't remember one other time where he called him Vash.

#trigun #Trimax #Vashwood #Vash #Wolfwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #I was thinking #And was like damn he really never wanted to say his name even once #And then I REMEMBERED #And you know what #I think he tried to say it when they met #But Vash stopped him #I don't remember well #It might genuinely be the delusion #Anyway it REALLY was his 'oh' moment #Like damn #Calling him by his name?? Someone is really catching feelings huh #Anyway

[kkujo]

on a similar note if i see one more person who has never experienced delusion in their life be like omg i'm so delulu 🤣 over something as trivial as like. thinking they looked good or thinking someone likes them. i'm going actually scream

#these same people would be so weirded out if they heard abt people's actual delusions 😭 #like girl talk to me when you've convinced urself that all ur friends hate you and are plotting against you etc etc #i've had worse but i'm not gonna say it bc it might be triggering 😭 but yk. pretty common delusions. that make you feel genuinely UNSAFE

[andresylupin]

and while I'm on the topic of 813, I've probably said this before but the fact that it's canonically right after Hollow Needle is crazy to me, my man took his worst Ls back to back like damn he did not get a break for like eight years at least

two empires (best secret base in all of france + best network of criminals/police) both crumbling to dust, all his hopes, dreams and aspirations gone in an instant c'est vraiment terrible

#Arsène Lupin #Leblanc Lupin #like this is a somewhat jokey post but it's genuinely so tragic to me how he sacrificed the hollow needle for raymonde and then lost her #and later on as he is giving in to delusions of grandeur and building an empire it is not only for himself but for his daughter #(however selfishly he might have included her) #and he loses all that as well because of dolores #and she didn't even mean to

[dandyshucks]

i get slightly annoyed when people make community posts that tell ppl to stop doing xyz and use the phrases "they're a FICTIONAL character, theyre NOT REAL" to justify whatever theyre saying because:

1) everyone knows that already, we're all aware these are blorbos from our media;

2) if someone is genuinely struggling to grasp that because of a delusion or similar, a forceful reality check is only going to cause harm rather than help;

3) it just feels so needlessly patronizing;

4) most of the time whatever I see people complaining about is either smth that I never see anyone doing or if it is smth somebody is doing then the block button is a very quick and effective fix for the issue (or even a quick convo w the person in DMs can resolve issues!)

(granted I keep my following circle very small and probably miss a lot but if i can do that then perhaps... perhaps other people can do it too fhfkdl like just prune back whatever u dont like seeing! unfollow or block as needed!)

#speaking as someone who has experienced and occasionally still experiences delusions!!! #reality checks do not help unless we ask for them directly! it's only going to make things worse if u force one on us! #also yes im aware of the hypocrisy of me making a post complaining abt things #but its often just this one phrase that i will see in otherwise decent posts that go around #and im not about to unfollow ppl just bc of this one phrase being used in a post or two that they might've rbed fhfjdl #also this is a niche thing to know about i think? like i dont think most ppl know a lot about delusions #.... as evidenced by ppl using delulu as a quirky meme word. god that one makes me tired and frustrated fjfkdl #but yeah normally i keep complaints and annoyances to myself but this one i figured might actually be helpful to talk about here #since i know theres probably a lot of ppl who have no idea that this is a thing that can actually make things worse rather than better #and like. theres bigger fish to fry i know that! this is a relatively small thing all things considered #but i feel like perhaps if i can make life a little easier for one other person who struggles w mental health then its worth it #if i can convince one person to be more mindful of their language to make the world slightly safer for fellow mentally ill folks then yay! #and i know the internet doesnt need to cater to us crazies but fhdkdl it'd be cool if ppl could just be a tad kinder or more thoughtful #again! not shaming or blaming and I'm not even upset w anyone #ppl genuinely just do not know abt this stuff unless a loved one or they themselves struggle w delusions or psychosis etc #and even then oftentimes its such a stigmatized topic that even ppl who struggle w it themselves might not know or realize it #anyways. climbing down off my soapbox like a kitten clumsily climbing off of a tall couch SBDJSKL #dandy.cmd

[moonfurthetemmie]

Unlucky Meeting of the DS Verses

There is Yet Another

No warnings, other than Mentioned Karen Encounter and also delusion is trying to help and doesn’t realize that actually he is. not

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Blue was exhausted. He’d had the misfortune to stop in a the produce aisle, off to the side out of the way, near a Karen, and had to spend half an hour trying to escape her wrath. 

Okay, it probably wasn’t really half an hour, but it sure felt like it. He just wanted to get some carrots and celery for his soup and go home, he wasn’t trying to block her from her pre-cut mixed fruit platter for her kid’s party. He didn’t care; he just wanted to get his groceries and go home, and this lady had decided she needed to drag him through the dirt for stopping his cart in front of the fruit for sixty seconds.

He got it. He really did. He didn’t have the energy to cut up fruit most of the time, and those pre-sliced fruit things were a godsend. But dear lord. 

He finally managed to get out of the store with all of his groceries, and had even made it to his Outertale timeline and was walking home when he heard the familiar woosh of a portal opening overhead.

He glanced up, expecting a traveling bird monster or something, but instead finding Dream gliding over the empty streets of the small town. 

He nearly dropped his eggs when Dream spotted him and made his way down, landing in front of him and spreading his wings majestically. Only the did Blue realize this wasn’t the Dream he knew. He was...orange. Way too orange. He held himself more like a lord, and his face was almost perfectly void of emotion, other than a hint of a content smile, and some mild curiosity. And his wings were shedding at…a rather alarming rate. Was he sick? Dream’s wings didn’t shed like that. 

“You seem to be having some trouble.”

Blue blinked. “Wh-what? Oh! No, I’m fine, thank you.” He tried for a smile and readjusted his grip on the bag with the eggs. “Er, sorry, but- who are you?”

The strange Dream tilted his head down slightly. “Ah, my apologies. I am Dream, head of Justice Reigns, though judging by your reaction, I take it you know me.” That content smile grew ever so slightly into a dryer one. “Or, at the very least, some variation of me.” He glanced around, as if surveying the area, before looking back to Blue. “Would I be correct in assuming your name is Blue?”

Blue swallowed. “Um…yes. You know some…alternate of me, then?”

‘Dream’ hummed in thought. “Yes…I encountered odd versions of a trio that my organization is attempting to arrest, and I assumed that I had found myself in another multiverse. I attempted to return to mine, but, as you can see, that didn’t quite work out.”

Blue resisted the urge to back up. Despite the soft, comforting feelings the radiant’s aura generated, there was something about this guy that was just a little off. 

Blue chuckled nervously. “Well, I think the JR and Dream in this multiverse would be happy to…assist…you…”

The new Dream was giving him a strange look, and Blue trailed off slowly.

“…Are you alright?” ‘Dream’ asked. “You seemed stressed. Is something bothering you?”

“A-ah. I…may have irritated an entitled middle-aged white woman in the grocery store a bit earlier,” Blue said. “I’m just a bit…tired.”

‘Dream’s eyes were piercing. Blue swallowed nervously. He really wanted to get home. 

The winged man lowered his voice. “I’m concerned you might be in some sort of trouble. Would you mind if I came with you to make sure you make it home safely?”

Blue felt a lump form in his throat. He did not want this guy to follow him home. He was afraid that he’d follow him even if he said no, though. 

The strange Dream noticed his hesitation and said, very gently, “I understand if you’re wary of taking a stranger to your house, but I only wish to help.”

“I…Alright.” Blue swallowed. “It’s, um, just down the street.”

‘Dream’ gave him a slight smile. He offered to help carry some of Blue’s groceries, which was nervously accepted.  

As they walked, Blue mentally berated himself. Why on earth did he agree? He wasn’t that stupid, was he? God, he hoped this guy would leave him alone afterwards. He knew better than to bring strangers home. 

The strange clone of Dream seemed to enjoy the otherwise peaceful walk. 

“Do you…um…” Blue tried to ignore the feeling that the stranger man’s eyes were boring into his soul. “Do you have…friends, who might also have been brought here?”

The other Dream hummed. “Not that I’m aware,” he said passively. “It’s possible, I suppose. I’m not certain.” His wings twitched. “I should probably visit this multiverse’s Justice Reigns, and ask your Dream if he’s heard anything.”

“I hope anyone that did end up here are alright,” Blue said. 

“…Forgive me for the personal question, but do you live with family?”

Blue hesitated. “Er…Yeah. I live with my…sister.” He said, like a liar. “She’s at work currently.” Please don’t ask me what her name is.

“I see…” ‘Dream’ didn’t say anything for the rest of the walk. Blue breathed a sigh of relief.

They reached Blue’s house, without any of the trouble that ‘Dream’ had been afraid of. Blue unlocked the door and turned to the strange Dream. “Thank you for helping with the groceries.” He tried for a smile. It wasn’t as forced as it had been before; probably because he’d been hanging around in the man’s positive aura for a while. “I hope you get home safely.”

‘Dream’ didn’t smile this time. “Thank you. You still seem very anxious, though.” He handed Blue the rest of the groceries. “Would you like someone to stay with you?”

Blue’s throat went dry. He really, really didn’t. 

“I-I’ll be fine. Thank you, though.” He went to hurry inside, but felt a gentle hand on his shoulder, that wasn’t as comforting as it was supposed to be.

The winged man didn’t move. “I would hate to leave and find out you got hurt because you were alone.”

Blue laughed nervously. “Well, as far as I know, no one’s after me. I’m sure I’ll be fine.”

“I’d feel better knowing there was someone keeping an eye on you,” ‘Dream’ said. “At least until your sister gets home.”

The slightest raised eyebrow, and Blue felt his heart sink. 

He never had been a good liar…

#Horror!DS #Dreamswap Blue #H!DS Delusion #fun fact! If Delusion had pressed for the name of Blue's 'sister' he probably would've panicked and said 'Error' #and she totally would've found out #'You told the delusion Dream with a murder aura that i was your sister.' #'i'm sorry i panicked' #'do you even have siblings' #'anyway so what's this about alternate me that won't leave your house' #don't worry about it error. #on the flip side Delusion is genuinely trying to help #and had no idea that Blue is afraid of HIM #i mean why would he be ahahah #he's a benevolent god Blue has nothing to be afraid of <33 #anyway. might end badly for blue's mental health

[masqueradeoftheguilty]

still cant believe genshin dropped the wings of concealing snow in ver 1.2, which very explicitly mention diluc and then never brought it up ever again

#ourgh the diluc/dragonspine lore.... #maybe in the far flung future you'll be touched on.... #was genuinely kinda devastated that genius invo deconfirmed the imunlaukr = red-haired warrior theory i had #alas..... #i wouldnt be surprised if the fact that ragnvindr and vindagnyr are very similar names isnt a coincidence #or the fact that the dawn winery borders dragonspine #(and also borders the road to old mond. is the literal halfway point between the two. coughs.) #but idk. i doubt it will ever be brought up. we have had like zero new mond lore in ages #and while im hoping that we might get more diluc lore if il dottore ever becomes playable we probably wont #(and the diluc-delusion lore is a whole other tangent i could go on. bcs canonically his delusion is broken) #(nevermind that delusions are probs v hard to break and that doesnt answer why he can use elements without a vision lol!) #(crack theory is that he can just do that. actual theory is that diluc somehow absorbed the delusions power when it broke or smth.) #but thats all for another time #ha #step right up! || 🪄.txt

[subsequentibis]

can i say something. i think the alton towers phalanx guy fucked that roller coaster

#ignore me #the thing about me is i love pairings that r like. outwardly normal man with something Deeply wrong with him #x creature or otherwise incomprehensible being who is also a girl #and the guy may be having delusions that they are in love and she's actually going to eat his head #or she might genuinely like him or otherwise think he's a funny trinket toy and wants to keep him for laughs #i think this is normal and healthy even #and since my bf is really into roller coasters and alton towers specifically this is my New Thing #phalanx spokesperson x nemesis tbh. #(she did just totally kill him in the latest video they did but uhhh. thats not necessarily a deterrent)

[izloveshorses]

one day i will be able to watch rogue one without fully genuinely believing they will make it off scarif this time,,,, but today is not that day

#rogue one #star wars #may the 4th #maybe it's just the hadestown-ness of it all where i'm like 'it's a sad song but we sing it again anyway' #bc :)) it might turn out this time :)))) #and genuinely up until k2 dies i'm like they're doing it!! they're doing so well!! #can't wait for them to escape and live happily on hoth !! #and then the 'climb! climb!' happens and i lose it alsdhjfk #sigh #delusion <33

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

I feel like people are way too quick to say shits mental illness when it could very easily just be somebody lying or like. Having experiences. I dont know how to explain this but I dont think every person out there who says like The God Apollo Sometimes Communicates With Them and shit is having a psychotic episode sometimes people just have beliefs

#Like have you ever spoken to a religious person they are all always saying shit like god is pulling them or theyre feeling gods presence or- #-something. does not make them mentally ill. #Genuinely kind of annoying how everybody chalks up shit that is clearly most likely somebody just practicing wicca or some shit as #them having delusions. like shutup. #nothing to do with how wicca and white people really into spirituality and shit is often like 60% cultural appropriation by the way #not saying you shouldnt make fun of these people when theyre being assholes #Like obviously dont make fun of them by being ableist but even then most of the time I see people say shit like this theyre not #Making Fun theyre acting genuinely concerned because they think it might actually be someone having mental issues #Which I guess is better then using it to make fun of them but its still stupid. ok done. #Actually I take it back I think its kind of worse because youre convinced you genuinely care when youre just furthering harmful bullshit

[cakesexuality]

What belief do you have that isn’t logically grounded, but you still firmly believe in? Do you believe in any cryptyd? How about UFOs? Good luck charms?

I mean, aside from the delusions...

I've got a superstition about my apples. I like to buy apples, wash them, cut them, coat them in lemon juice (to keep from browning), and put them in the fridge with some peanut butter so they're ready as a snack. A pattern I started to notice was that when I bought apples 5 at a time, at least one of the apples would be bad when I cut it open. I buy my apples 4 at a time now, because almost never do I get a bad one when I buy that many. I don't think it's anything to do with buying more apples increases the likelihood that one of them would be bad, because I could buy 5 apples and 3 would be bad or I could buy 4 apples and 0 would be bad; you'd think that, logically, I'd buy 4 apples and 2 or 3 would be bad. It doesn't even matter if I get them from a different grocery store, because perhaps it's something to do with suppliers or storage conditions, but it still happens to apples from Metro (part of the Sobeys family of stores) and from No Frills (part of the Loblaws family of stores).

#genuinely my first thought when i got this ask was to go into my delusions #but that might just make things weird #and probably not the best to have that as public info anyway

[yongseungkim]

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#think my feelings'll have to come to an end soon #but idk why im so reluctant to do so..what im still holding on to.. #idk man #we are friends!! real good ones at that #and a year ago i never would have imagined!! #but ithink to me its clear from her end that it was never anything more than that for her #even if sometimes for me i hoped and hoped #cant seem to let go of that hope completely #even though im thankful in so many ways like #i cant seem to convince myself right now this is enough #im like #being mentally not ill is so hard too cuz #i want to be like 'oh ofc it makes sense shes not interested in me who would be' #and its so easy to think that #and have that be the calming thought that shuts down delusion #its so much harder for me to say shes not into u but thats okay there might be someone else in the future #what that implies i have absolutely no fucking idea #i dont wanna do dating apps yall like #everything abt it feels so unappealing #i actually genuinely wanna go down the friends to lovers route but god is it so painful. #and seeing how successful ive been in making friends thus far uhh... #finding someone else to kinda even start being attached to that isnt her in a non platonic sense is hard #like w her the feelings too are just very deep #there are casual crush moments here and there for sure i think but nothing thats quite felt like this #and it kinda sucks lol #how are you supposed to find someone #i also wanna. be okay with. not finding someone #and god for the longest time in my life i was okay with that but now im not and its so unfamiliar and idk how to reconcile it #honestly i wanna be someones go to person #but no one wants to be that for me i think so ive been trying to become that person for myself but

[tabbytiger]

Having the profound realization that, yes, I am indeed psychotic. I also have adhd so they are holding hands. Think I’ve been in a psychotic episode since the last months of 2023 and I’m just now realizing it. 😭 I wrote it off as just my paranoid anxiety but like gorly those are symptoms of Psychosis.

Umm anyways who wants to perform a ritual to rid me of this ailment.

#13 #the urge to confront a delusion but you’re too afraid to ask for validation #Like I know its a delusion but I’ve experienced it before so its hard to rationalize #I’m scared if I ask for validation or comfort I might make people in my life irritated or angry #Like what if it just makes them dislike me more #Genuinely one of the worst delusions i have #I feel so strongly to try and be the perfect person and friend but I keep not being aware of what im doing or saying #And then It just feeds into the delusion #Like the grip this has on me #That and my stupid delusion of thinking someone is going to break in and kill me or my family in the middle of night #Or I think they’re already dead or I just get terrified that I’ll find them when I wake up #Me genuinely getting afraid when I have ‘thoughts that may manifest into reality’ and I HAVE to knock on wood #I also genuinely think hiding under the covers will save me #cryptids??? yup they’re real and they’re going to get me if I talk or think about them #I unplug a lot of stuff before sleeping bc I’m afraid house will explode #Also after the marshalls fires happened I’ve been worrying about my house catching fire in the middle of night #I hate it when people walk behind or close to me in the same direction #If I see what i percieve as ‘weird’ stuff on my foods I stop eating it cuz I’m worried it might make me sick or diseased #Ive literally passed out during psychotic attacks bc I get so terrified something bad will happen my brain just shut off the power #Like I know they’re mostly irrational and not real or true but the belief that it is is soo strong u still get scared #They make me avoid stuff as well #Like seeing a vc w all my friends in it but not joining even if I want to bc I’m scared something bad my happen #or that me joining will upset and interrupt what they’re doing #Or i genuinely think they don’t want me there or that they don’t like me so I get anxious and lay in bed for hours #for the last like 4-5 months I’ve been spending all my free time lying in bed not moving bc I lack energy #Its hard for me to believe people want me or the concept of emotional permanance #Like I genuinely can’t grasp the concept that people by default aren’t constantly up with you #and that love can last longer than the minutes it was expressed #I keep losing my train of thoughts my memory is getting worst I’m word vomiting more #A thing I do that annoy people a lot is sometimes I will the the long way to get to the point I’m talking abt

[david-watts]

anyway I think the fact that I'm still upset about these things years later like they happened last week and the fact that I really can't process larger time units like months and years and now even decades passing since things have the same source. which is really interesting I think if I were willing to go near psychiatric and psychological help they could make some really interesting studies on me. but I won't because fixing me would ruin my charm and intrigue as well as destroying my creative wellspring because to be truly interesting you have to be deeply unwell. although if anyone decides that their government conspiracy needs to target a child and then later if because of that government conspiracy another institution which that child has to attend due to the fallout of said government conspiracy decides they need to keep an eye on because of their activities I will kill everyone involved.

#I swear I'm not being a crazy person about the government conspiracy it SOUNDS like a delusion but trust me it's not #it really happened #so did the shit that happened at the other school I went to which even if the conspiracy never happened I'd probably have gone to anyway #because there was money set aside because of ~family reasons~ but I genuinely could not have gone to a public school #like I'm fairly certain after a certain event happened they decided to keep an eye on me because of stuff they were doing #and then because of someone I befriended. this might be extrapolation based on my experiences however #it was KNOWN they were planning students' futures five years in advance they absolutely were doing it to others

[atreldes]

whoops

#hot guy i follow on tiktok randomly going: ‘hey if you’re in [my country] & wanna be in a video dm me’ #me who is not in that country but has a credit card & delusion: 👀 #my mothers voice in the back of my head: NOOO why did you not retain ANY anti kidnapping advice!!! #no but genuinely she has said on multiple occasions that it’s a miracle i haven’t been with the shit i’ve pulled lmaoo #(i might be slightly manic. what abt it.)

[cyberp-1-nk]

BLOCKING THEIR KISSES + CREEPYPASTA MEN.

Masterlist. / Requests?

SYNOPSIS: How they'd react to you dodging one of their kisses.

PAIRINGS. Jeff the killer x reader , Ticci Toby x reader , Eyeless Jack x reader , Hoodie x reader , Masky x reader , Homicidal Liu x reader , Ben Drowned x reader

GENRE + WARNINGS. Nothing too explicit. It's mostly fluff overall.

ﾒ JEFF 

Usually — he isn't very affectionate. So one of the fairly rare times he decides to press a chaste kiss onto your cheek, and you dodge? He takes it as disrespect. Will probably and very suddenly — take a hold of your collar rather roughly, pull you into him, lips colliding as you were completely dumbfounded. He wouldn't even be gentle about it either, he'll probably give your lips a rough tug if he's feeling especially petty. The kiss he gives you will calm him down in a few moments, but he will grunt in annoyance, becoming conscious of the reason he had been slightly irritated with you.

ﾒ TOBY 

He is extremely affectionate — he's constantly pressing kisses against your skin, and muttering compliments. So the next time he leans in for a kiss, and you press your hand against his mouth before he can manage — he's a little oblivious, he genuinely thinks you just want him to kiss your hand. He brought your hands to his cheeks to rub their backs against his skin. You absolutely flush when he begins peppering them with kisses so soft it almost made you question if he was even making contact. This man is so persistent with his affection. 

ﾒ JACK

Will most likely bite your hand. Contrary to popular belief — Jack isn't as mature as most people think. Yes, he's usually one of the more level-headed and mature ones among the creeps, but it doesn't mean he doesn't have his petty moments. The moment you press your hand against his face before he has the chance to kiss you— he's sinking his teeth in your hand with an annoyed expression. The bite isn't hard enough to draw blood, but just enough to basically tell you to stop your shit, and give him a kiss already. He deserves it! (He thinks he's entitled to your affectionation, and you feed into this delusion.)

ﾒ HOODIE 

It's been an incredibly long day for him, he's finally home after an unnecessary amount of proxy work, and he's ready to just fall asleep with you. He leans in for a kiss — but when he's denied of it, he definitely just ignores your action and attempts to kiss you again. Making the mistake of pressing your hand against his mouth before he can kiss you will result in him glaring at you a little. Watching you, Hoodie smirks as he lands a gentle yet sharp slap on your backside — just to get back at you for being a little shit. 

ﾒ MASKY 

This man. He's so petty. As soon as you decide to dodge him, there’s a pair of auburn eyes burning holes in the side of your head and you can feel the gaze penetrating further and further into your skull with each passing second. Will actively ignore you until you decide to just give in, and kiss him — he might even ignore your affection if he's really feeling petty. He bites. Not just your neck, he bites your shoulder, your arm. You assume he’s going insane since he has you pinned against the bed. 

ﾒ LIU 

This man is so cute — if you playfully press your hand against his mouth when he tries to kiss you, he'll only smirk a little before grabbing your hand. He'll turned them around, rubbing his calluses with his thumb as he admired them. Hid lips drew a trail in kisses as they made their way up your hands from the base of your palms to the tips of your fingers. He'll compliment you — tell you how your hands are one of his favorite things. Your heart racing and breathing quickening, before you pulled his hands to your lips for a kiss of your own.

ﾒ BEN 

Will fight you. Finds it annoying at first how you straight up dodged his kiss. Trying to fight back the urge to pounce on you and giggle with you like a shy school boy. After he resorts to tickling your sides he gives up and spins around to grab your hands, tumbling on the bed and wrestling with you. He doesn’t need any strength to keep you down, you’re too busy laughing under him — he presses a few kisses to your face and has a goofy little smile on his face.

#creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x you #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta #jeff the killer x reader #jeff the killer #ticci toby #ticci toby x reader #eyeless jack #eyeless jack x reader #hoodie x reader #masky #masky x reader #homicidal liu #homicidal liu x reader #ben drowned #ben drowned x reader #creepypasta fluff

[cl6teen]

p-power ❀ op81

in which a tense breakup with a well known driver sparks a new beginning with an up and coming rookie

contains: social media!au, exbf!daniel, multiple time skips, heavily inspired by the lyrics ‘the pictures i seen i’m like “damn he got lucky”, take it from him and i leave him with nothin’.

note: this has been in my drafts for ages so i might has well post it anyways

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f1wagupdates f1 wag y/n l/n and mclaren f1 driver daniel ricciardo caught in a hearted argument while vacationing in new zealand for the short beak in light of a newly surfaced cheating scandal between daniel and a model during a monaco gp after party

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danielrjpg omg, so the cheating rumours were true??? i feel so bad for y/n, she was the best wag on the paddock in my opinion

iheartmclaren during the monaco gp?? she couldn’t make it to that one right?

papayaluv yeah, but she was still posting him on her story that whole weekend :(

ynstyle genuinely she’s too good for him anyways

user now that this has been brought to life can we talk about the weird ass age gap between the two??

dr3ily i love daniel but he’s 33 and she’s 22?? and they started dating when she was 20? that’s kind of icky

l.l.l.lando to be honest, i don’t think it’s true? like he doesn’t seem like the type to cheat! couples fight all the time

user yeah, monaco gp is notorious for exposing and cheating scandals that usually aren’t true, yall will believe anything

4everstappen then why did she already delete their photos together?? like all trace of daniel gone

givemedr3 but daniel still has all of their photos up, and he still follows her ?

madebymax it’s because he’s delusional LMAO, and I would be too if i fumbled someone like y/n??

user his karma will definitely come back to him, one way or another

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yourinstagram boy bye.

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landonorris let me come visit you please

yourinstagram you know you’re always welcome down under lan <3

user lando and y/n’s friendship still holding up is so cute to me

bsfsinstagram you’re too bad for anyone in this world

bsfsinstagram whoever gets you is so lucky

yourinstagram i love you more than anything babe

drxyn waitt so they’re actually broken up 😭

luvyn tbh the post breakup glow is eating, i was crying for a month straight after mine

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mclarenbby oh my god daniel in the likes is so embarrassing like please stop your delusion

newuser please go back to daniel y/n i loved you two together!

yourinstagram lol no thanks

k1ll4lando daniel get off your burner account LMAOO

iluvf1 y/n continuing to post like nothing ever happened and being all normal in comparison to daniel’s social media literally going black out like he’s grieving is so funny?? like the disabled comments are really the cherry on top

user i just know he has his pr team working overtime

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f1 some surprising news from mclaren this silly season, wouldn’t you agree?

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user honestly thank god, i don’t think mclaren was daniels team, but it’s sad to see he might be out of a seat now

user the karma from cheating is literally so real

user and he wasn’t performing well at all because of it

user YN LIKED IT BYEEE

user love that for her though

mclaren excited to see our rookie in action!

early february, 2023.

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lando.jpg friendly outings before the new season (ft. y/n’s photography skills)

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yourinstagram thank you for the photo credits on the last one lando

oscarpiastri very nice photos lando

lando.jpg always so serious oscah

papayaluv yn still hanging out with mclaren is so nice to see, she has so much chemistry with the team even without daniel

op81ln4 seeing yn get becoming friends with oscar is so funny like omg he took your ex’s seat in f1

mcl4ren honestly i think that yn is milking this whole daniel situation to still keep the attention on her, how is she still attending mclaren events?

yourinstagram please stop making assumptions about me, thanks ❤️

user do you forget that she’s been friends with lando?

user can’t lie, lando posting yn at mclaren knowing daniel follows this page is wickedddd but funny

oscar

hey, it’s oscar from earlier :)

you

hi oscar! i had so much fun meeting you tonight

did you grab my number from lando?

oscar

yeah..i hope that’s alright?

i was just glad to see a fellow australian and lando suggested i have it

you

i really don’t mind it, i’m happy to have a new friend that i have smth in common with

i was surprised when your mclaren signing was announced, but i’m sure your rookie season will be amazing

oscar

thanks, it really does mean a lot

i wasn’t really expecting the mclaren offer in the first place but i was open, and they’d just let go of daniel cause of his performance

wait sorry i didn’t mean to bring him up

you

please don’t apologize, i couldn’t care less about him anymore

i see what happened in the second half of last years season as karma, im glad it’s you who’s in the seat now :)

oscar

yeah, but if you ask me what he did was an asshole move

you didn’t deserve that at all, i think he lost something good

you

it’s been so long now that it’s nothing important to me, but…did you want to meet up for lunch or dinner tomorrow? my flight back home leaves after that

oscar

yeah, i’d like that

and i’ll hope to see you again in australia as well?

you

you can count on it ❤️

april, melbourne australia.

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ynluv it felt so nice seeing you with mclaren today !!

mclaren we second that!

yourinstagram it’s just a one time thing, i never miss a home race! but i was happy to be there!!

landonorris who’s that cool guy in the sunglasses?

yourinstagram a toad that drives for mclaren you do NOT want to talk to him

oscarpiastri missed hanging out

yourinstagram come back home more often then duh

landonorris or you can just visit us instead

you

you did so well in the race today oz

ozz

P8 isn’t the best though, could have been better

lando was good

you

he was, but we’re not talking about lando

P8 on your third race as a rookie is amazing

take the compliment oscar 🙄

ozz

thank you for the compliment miss

you

ugh shut up

ozz

im glad you were here this race weekend, i really did miss seeing you

you

it’s not like you haven’t been texting and calling me for two months straight 😭

ozz

but that’s different

you

mhm

when do you have to fly out to baku?

ozz

i leave in the middle of the night on wednesday

you must want me to take you out on a date before i go?

you

don’t be smug oscar pisstree

facetime dates are nice but it would be nice to go on a real one again. we don’t always have to hang out with lando

ozz

i know y/n, im only teasing you

there’s no way i would be here and not think to plan one, you know me better than that

but pisstree is a little painful

you

i know i know, sorry

ozz

so get ready and i’ll come pick you up once i’m done with these team debriefs

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you

girl.

omg

pls whatever you’re doing stop it

TEXT ME BACK PLEASE 😭

bestie 🧸

oh my god

hi

i’m here

are you dying ? kidnapped?

i thought you were on your date with oscar

please respond???

how are you not responding after just texting??

istg i hate you

you

i was on my date with oscar

he just dropped me off

and

bestie 🧸

and??

you

i am a girlfriend !!!!

😖😖😖

bestie 🧸

OH MY GOD???

OSCARYN NATION UPPP

he’s so good for you yn

IM SO HAPPY

you

ME TOO

however. there is one problem

he asked me to spend the summer break travelling with him

bestie 🧸

what did you say?

yes? right?

you

i didn’t say anything actually…

he said he’d let me think about it

bestie 🧸

okay so tell him your done thinking about it

and say yes!

august; summer break.

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yourinstagram all types of summa lovin

landonorris you got him to wear pink ????

yourinstagram doesn’t he look yummy in it

user WHO’S HIM????

bsfsinstagram oh not you posting himmm

yourinstagram i had to let them know i’m spoken for babe

oscarpiastri what psychopath straightens their hair like that

yourinstagram the hot kind

landonorris yeah right

dannybae is that daniel in the last photo?

yourinstagram no

user was posting this after daniel said he missed you on that podcast intentional????

user that’s so embarrassing for him but at least now he’s gained some self respect and unfollowed her 😭😭

luvyn i’m so happy she’s happy, literally living her best life

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user oscar when was this this ?????

oscarpiastri i just said this summer🧍‍♂️

landonorris 💀

yourinstagram oscar in his soft launch era??

landonorris you were the one who taught him that

oscarpiastri is that what it’s called

user not oscar getting a girlfriend over the break

oscarspastries i sort of suspected this after that story he posted after the australia gp

user omg so she’s probably from australia

op4prez the second picture kinda looks like yn

user no it doesn’t ur jumping to conclusions 😭

user she’s only friends with the mclaren boys she has her own man

user oscar literally drops off the face of the earth for the entire break and then comes back to post this??

user im severely unwell

user oscar’s already falling into the girlfriend effect of looking exponentially finer and im here for it

october; qatar.

yourinstagram updated their story (2 hours ago)

you

congratulations on winning the sprint race babe <3 i knew you could do it

baby 💕

where are you?

i want to come see you

you

i’m in the garage with the team

are you coming with lando

baby 💕

no

you

you shouldn’t come without him

you know that people would talk and it’ll be annoying to deal with

baby 💕

i just got the first win of the season for the team

quite frankly i couldn’t give a shit what they said, i want to celebrate with my girl

you

oscar i want to celebrate with you too, but it might be best to wait

oscar are you there?

oscar ?

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mclaren 🧡

landonorris it’s about time you made it public

oscarpiastri i never hid it though

landonorris didn’t you?

yourinstagram you’re lucky i love you enough to let you hard launch

oscarpiastri just can’t keep you a secret

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