#Jiminie who

[wazzi2ya]

Here's my latest insane theory:

Whenever Alastor goes full demon/power up, he gets stitches all over his face and body, right?.

If going full demon is meant to show their true form, we could consider the possibility that he's not a deer demon, but rather a puppet demon.

He wants to break free and be the one in control instead, "Guess who will be pulling all the strings"

Everything he does is a performance, a lie.

Motherfucker is Pinocchio.

#charlie could be his jiminy cricket who will try to guide him on the right path #he owns husk who looks EXACTLY like figaro #estoy desvariando PERO ME ENTIENDEN #i will keep pulling hcs and theories outta my ass until im given the full moon episode and after that i'll just keep going #to be seen who is his blue fairy who will turn him into a “real boy” #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #also jiminy being a cricket. niffty being a cockroach. he's got the little bug sidekick already #maybe charlie is cleo then?

[spite-and-waffles]

Trying to drag real-world ethics into the Batverse is a bad faith argument when absolutely nothing in the Batverse has any ethical or moral standing in the real world.

Real world evils that claim death tolls:

- billionaires

- cops

- vigilanteism

- copaganda (crime-fighting as a genre is libertarian copaganda)

- prison industrial complex

- war on drugs

- child soldiers

- policing entities without democratic or civic transparency or oversight

- finding acceptable targets for your personal trauma and visiting what you believe is justified violence on them

But all of that is fine and good and acceptable as conceits of the universe, EXCEPT the question of "should this rich white guy who appoints himself the protector of the innocent due to the failures of the legal system, actually do something about this guy who keeps killing because of the failure of the legal system?" THAT is somehow above challenge or question. Never mind that turning the concept of "legal incompetence", meant to protect the most vulnerable population in a society, into a loophole for fictional mass murderers is violent ableism and copaganda. Forget taking a deep dive into why exactly killing is bad, or how far a value system can go before it becomes self-serving, or storytelling imperatives or any of that. The only reason any of us could ever take Jason's side (re: the Joker) is that we, in real-life, think that "bad guys should die". Instead of the fact that because nothing works as it should in the Batverse, the Joker's continued existence actively cheapens any moral code that allows it.

You can take whatever side you want to, but get off that horse and actually engage with the question, or fuck off with the dudebros who think "killing a serial killer makes you as bad as a serial killer" has any actual ethical basis.

#i'm so fucking done with this grandstanding and moralizing #jason and bruce are both moral absolutists driven entirely by personal trauma #and yes jason is a bad guy. i like him as a bad or morally grey guy #but it drives me nuts that y'all can't see how bruce is very far from being a 'good' guy #he doesnt kill anyone even the joker not because he considers joker's life sacred #but because he's afraid he'll snap and start killing everyone else #this is not the behaviour of a stable and noble man #if you're so close to the edge that having to kill for any reason will send you on a killing spree #then you're fundamentally unfit for your chosen vocation #jiminy jesus christ #also? a child deserves a parent who will kill to protect or avenge them #if someone took my baby from me and they kept getting out and killing other people's babies #that guy would be dead and I'd be in jail #and it would be worth it #the lowest possible bar for loving a child #but then he fails his kids in every other way too so why not this one #anti bruce wayne #jason todd #bat meta #fandom wank #spite waffle

[lokisasylum]

You know something is systematically fucked with this fandom when even on the K-side big accs start spreading FAKE information in order to fool everyone to vote for a member that has NO chance of winning an award and abandon the one who has the highest chance of actually entering the Top10 so that NO ONE wins shit.

They really removed/hid TXT from the charts when they are actually #03 with 50+ points, in order to spread a false narrative and prediction that this will help jk reach #10. When in reality he won't and at the same time they ensure no one votes for Jimin 🙃

I don't like being one of those negative blogs, but sometimes I wish bts disband right after MS like other groups have done.

'Cause this fandom is in desperate need of getting HUMBLED.

#RESPECT JIMIN #who needs antis when armys exist #Its always 'Jimin loves Army' but never 'Army loves Jimin' #bts #bangtan #bantansonyeondan #bts army #jimin #park jimin #bts jimin #jiminie

[its-hai-time]

hey btw I think Bear Ghost is simply among the best bands ever. Their wordplay is top notch and the songs are simply powerful. Also their subject matter is always a TRIP.

#songs about: becoming a zombie. being a necromancer. cannibalist fight club restaurant. 12 year old becoming a werewolf and killing everyone #vampire who's super obsessed with partying and being hip with the kids. Murderous trees???? oh and religious trauma. #(most of these songs are from the same album. They have so much weird material. it's amazing.) #(yes I'm relistening to the jiminy album rn)

[puccafangirl]

Was really touched upon hearing Cliff Edwards' archived singing of When You Wish Upon A Star too. 🥹

#it just makes so much sense and really adds to the emotion of it all since he's the one who first sung it <3 #jiminy cricket #once upon a studio #disney #pinocchio #personal

[crossovershipstournament]

ROUND 3: SIDE 2: Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)/Timothy Q. Mouse (Dumbo) VS Megaman (Megaman)/Pit (Kid Icarus)

Propaganda for Jiminy Cricket/Timothy Q. Mouse:

This ask! So cute!

Also this ask~!

I swear to god, this has nothing to do with the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour thing, I came up with the ship separate from that. So like, as someone who grew up watching both movies, I was like "There are similar elements to these movies." "These two characters are kinda similar." "You know, I wonder how these two would interact, given their similar circumstances." "Yeah, they'd def bond over talks of the kids they watch over and such." "Perhaps the two would be besties." "Wait, both appeared in Dumbo's hat in the opening of The Mickey Mouse Club? Awesome!" "Hold on, maybe they could also be an interesting romantic couple." "I am writing stuff in my head and also a fic and doing art as we speak." "There are old Disney comics that have them interacting, I am on Cloud Nine right now." "This is my ship, I love them. They are both not straight. They're besties. They're trying their best." And here we are. I'd be more than happy to make art specifically for the polls if asked/contacted. Otherwise, I'd be happy to direct your attention to those old comics and stuff. And I'd be more than happy to also elaborate/talk more about 'em when asked.

#hi! my partner submitted Jimothy! please vote for them!

Cute art!

To the person who's drawn the cute chibified art of them, thank you for doing prop off gander today. I've been sick in bed all day and completely forgot.

So hi! Yes, hello. I came up with Jimothy several years ago and was the one to submit the prior propaganda to the blog. These two have been in so many scenarios in my mind, y'all have no idea. They are so small. They are both mentor figures (more or less). They, uh, small. Even outside the ship dynamic, I can imagine them being amazing friends. Did you know that prior to their Disney work, both of their original voice actors (Cliff Edwards for Jiminy, Edward Brophy for Timothy) were in a live-action film with Buster Keaton? That has nothing to do with the ship, that's just a fun fact. I would have more to say, but like I said, still sick. Please vote Jimothy.

More art!

TINY DAD SIDEKICKS

#OH THATS SUCH A CUTE SHIP ACTUALLY??? #TINY MENTORS..... AWWW..... #YEAH IM ON TEAM TINY MENTORS #VOTE JIMINY AND TIMOTHY

Uhm hi, please vote for Timothy and Jim…PLEASE!! They are literally so cute together :0) just two little dads living their best lives

Even more art!

#they are from the 40s…so old and in love Jimothy is a couple you can fit in your pocket. To be honest, I'm just glad they made it past round 1. This silly lil crossover ship I've made sure has grown over the years, huh. I'm super-glad that it's gotten so much love over the years. No matter what the outcome is, I love you guys.

#jimothy SWEEP

Propaganda for Megaman/Pit:

This ask, which includes the art used in the bracket image!

Oh my god. This one came immediately to mind. Idk how big the ship is now, but I remember like seeing it everywhere back when Super Smash Bros Ultimate was like popular on Tumblr/Twitter. I think it was originally a crackship cause both of them were in Captain N (a cartoon), but it’s like a serious thing now. Literally all it took was one interaction between them (there’s like dialogue you can get if you do some combination when you play as Pit) which is just Pit gushing about Mega Man. It’s cute. And honestly kind of iconic

#MEGAPIT ?? good for them #go back in time and tell kid me the ship he came up with on a whim would be in a tumblr bracket :'3

#megapit sweep!

#megapit nation let's pokémon go to the polls #let's give it for a wholesome and iconic crackship

#MEGAPIT NATION RISE. RISE. RISE #MEGAPIT

#MEGAPIT!!!1!

#MEGAPIT NATION RISE UP

#c'mon megapit nation #sure they may lose but let's get them some votes anyways!

#vote for the boys people!!! #let's get them as far as possible

Art Credit: Jiminy/Timothy pic from the Disney comics Megaman/Pit art by @/farraigeart

#Crossover Ships Tournament #Poll Tournament #Jiminy Cricket #Pinocchio #Timothy Q. Mouse #Dumbo #Megaman #Pit Kid Icarus #Kid Icarus #Can I just say how cute it is that Jiminy and Timothy are now up against an artificial boy and a boy who can fly?

[whowouldwininafite]

#who would win in a fite #polls #tournament tuesday #george constanza #seinfeld #jiminy cricket #pinocchio

[bloompompom]

last night i saw the sweetest thing and was like “oh i used to love this movie” and like halfway through mr bloomy was like “how old were you when you watched this??” and now i am realizing it’s movies like this that at the ripe age of twelve made me Like This

#but this is also coming from the man who in high school i asked him if he played skyrim and he said ‘im not allowed to play rated m games’🤓 #<- every time i remind him of that he’s like WHY DID YOU LIKE ME #but that’s what you want in a man #get me the man that curses ‘jiminy christmas’ because he won’t break ur heart but will blow ur back out #that’s my life advice #bloomy rambles

[whysojiminimnida]

Ken and Barbie, Meet Park Jimin:

Gosh, Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie Ken and Barbie, have you met Park Jimin?

I mean he has the outfits

Plus Korean Barbie is a thing:

But we have this Jimin:

And also these Jimins:

I mean I'm all fine with Ken and Barbie or whatever, I owned a whole doll shop this one time so I get it.

I’m just not sure the world needs both Barbie AND Ken when one Jimin can get the job done.

#stan a king who can do both #park jimin #pretty jiminie #jimin #jimin as mattel’s ken #jimin as barbie #why not both #actually though I wish we could get robert robber x BTS damn

[judasisgayriot]

- Kid never went to school, never had no friends. You used to hear some weird stories about how Stakowski raised him after his first wife ran off. He just stuck him in a big old moving box. Toss in food, clean it out once a week like he did for his horses and cows. The kid had something else. Hole cut out of the box so he could see the TV. Day and night. One year, about a year before the fire, got a call from the hospital. Stakowski‘s boy, Jim, they were sewing up his hand. Stakowski got drunk, picked up a knife, carved a cross in the back of his hand. Big old cross. Deep and bloody. - The boy who set fire to his father. It’s Jim Profit. (Profit, TV, 1996)

#jim profit #profit 1996 #profit tv #profit #uhhhh. uh. CW EVERYTHING? #cw child abuse #cw incst #(yes that is his. stepmother #more to come on that front.) #sorry for taking a detour into the most bizarre and fucked up 90s show imaginable #jiminy business #jimmy dividends. James Corporate. #uhhh anyway his father deserved WORSE he was valid for setting him on fire and then later killing him #he was made in a lab with a frankly OTT fanfictiony backstory to be a poor little meow meow #he can commit whatever crimes he wants and he IS the girlboss ever #who sleeps naked in a box #found a new weird little freak love that for us #TRULY my most niche content yet #anni edits

[cxnscience]

"You've been workin' too hard! Oughta go out and get some fresh air! Nice enough day for it, that's for sure."

He twirls his umbrella in his hand, a case study of being overbearingly chipper, and points it out past the window. Jiminy knows plenty of paths out there. Sure, he may not have taken into account that most of them aren't fit for human travelers and you're going to be knocking heads with some branches here and there, but that's really not his problem.

"Y'know the daffodils have started sproutin' open down thataway. I can show ya, if you wanna come with. It'd be good for you!"

#✰ oh boy - a parade! ( open ) #if you are not one of those individuals whos had to deal w jiminy nagging you for an entire afternoon: now you can be #if you are: now you can be Again

[jeweledstone]

Toon June Day 26: Film

Jiminy dressed as Rodger Rabbit cause that’s all I could think of for this prompt

#toon june #who framed roger rabbit #oc #ocs #toon oc #jiminy jones and the carnie crew #jiminy jones #my art #art challenge

[lokisasylum]

If you participated in any of the 2-day Streaming parties for FACE organized by Hybe... its time to monitor your Spotify or AM accs closely.

For those who are new or aren't active on X/twitter, PJMS fanbases had organized this mass 'FACE RECOMEBACK' during the week that 'FACE' Vinyls came out, to help chart both "Like Crazy" AND "Closer Than This". While at the same time try to get LC to #1 on BB200 (which is the only no.1 we want to achieve so LC can finally have the all-kill)

So everyone was participating, everyone was streaming correctly, buying correctly. We were doing EXCELLENT numbers that even attracted media attention and praise.

But then on week two there was this "surprise" announcement on the BH/Hybe official page for a "FACE Recomeback Streaming Party" on Stationhead (each one would last 1-2 hours max).

Naturally... all PJMS and Jimin biased felt skeptical about this sudden announcement right when tracking week was about to end. But as many thought "If this is what it'll take to FINALLY get ot7 to stream 'FACE' then fine."

I myself DID NOT participate on that streaming party and instead kept streaming on my own with MY OWN playlists and those provided by the Jimin fanbases. Simply because I CANNOT bring myself to trust that company when it comes to Jimin.

And lo and behold, when the results finally came, turns out those two streaming parties DID NOT benefited "Like Crazy" or "Closer Than This" AT ALL. If anything, LC experienced a minus-300K in streams and so did CTT.

In addition, many began to experience strange glitches in their spotify accs right after participating in one or both days of the streaming party. Some accs got locked, many lost playlists, and MANY MORE expressed that their streams got erased.

So if word on the street is correct...

Hybe made that Streaming party with the sole purpose of monitoring any and all accs supporting/streaming for Jimin only (we're talking ppl with premium accs, since its needed to even use Stationhead). ESPECIALLY his fanbases, so now they can manipulate the streams as well.

Lets not forget that Hybe's got 🛴 on their side, and 🛴 already did enough manipulation and sabotage during 'FACE' debut last year, as well as mass manipulation of charts for the one they chose as their "breakthrough super-star".

And now suddenly there's a "recomeback" for jk out of nowhere.

So if you participated in any of those 2-day Streaming Parties organized by BH/Hybe on SH, check your accs, check your playlists and if you can switch accs, please do so. I know giving up Premium Accs is a bitch 'cause its money, but I'd rather loose $12.99, keep my peace of mind and sleep easy than feeling paranoid everytime my streams get deleted "for no reason".

#CHECK YOURSELVES #don't let these assholes decide who we choose to support #jimin #bts #park jimin #bts jimin #pjm #jiminie #bangtan #pjms #FACE #face by jimin #Like Crazy #Closer Than This #jimin bts

[milligramspoison]

Apparently Jiminy the Grasshopper that was crushed to death by Gerard is a cricket

#the person who held jiminy up at the concert has confirmed he is a cricket #but in my heart i will believe he is a grasshopper #mcrauckland #gerard way #my chem #mcr #my chemical romance

[mossmx]

*PSA*

from now on I'm tagging all the bugs/arthropods sexy times ideas as #arthropodophilia

feel free to block / blacklist or unfollow

#I'll need another tag for other clades but #since rn it's mostly crickets for Jiminy #and coconut crab/Tamatoa #I think arthropods fit #to be clear this is not about actual bestiality! #it's about fictional characters who pass the harkness test #but we gotta do research XD #moss text

[bloodsbane]

i know the... current? official? un-recobbled? version of the thief and the cobbler that has voice over for the thief is the less good one, and a lot of people don't like the fact that they gave the thief his constant internal dialogue. however. as someone who grew up with that movie. i love him i love his stupid fucking commentary on everything, and he was absolutely my favorite character in that movie

#banebabbles #to be fair a lot of it has to do w the fact that they like #didn't give him an annoying voice either. his voice is really pleasant lol #whoever did his lines had great delivery too #actually yknow what lets look it up. who voiced the thief #it's eddie carroll #who also voices jiminy cricket in everything??? fuckin Lol