I reread domestic diplomacy for the umpteenth time and it’s just! So! Good! I love love love how from Dave’s perspective Gamzee is an absolutely fuckoff enormous clown monster who apparently stalked straight out of a horror movie and into Dave’s life as part of his alien boyfriend’s traditional alien polycule. I’m cracking up just contemplating it, it’s such a good dynamic! Especially with all the xenolinguistics and communication difficulty! 😂
I love how your Makaras are typically written as being on the absolute upper end of the troll height range, which it looks like is out beyond nearly all human outliers. It sort of sounds like the troll height distribution of your stories has a broader range in general than human heights? Or would you say that the average troll is taller than the average human, and the spread is comparable?
Hee, thank you very much! I think Dave definitely was feeling like a pretty cool dude who was totally chill about his boyfriend's weird alien stuff, but Karkat's a pretty entry-level alien as far as aliens go, lol. Turns out they also come in "7+ foot fish-goat-bug alien in clown paint" flavor.
RE: heights, I would say...hm. The average troll height is a little taller than the average human height, although the mode--sorry to break out math concepts haha--is about the same! Most trolls you meet are about normal human-sized. But I've had a long-time headcanon that trolls just continue to grow as long as they're alive, so very long-lived highbloods create dramatic outliers that bias the overall average upward! Average troll is over 6 feet is actually statistical error: Big Motherfucker Peixes, who has been growing for thousands of years and is the size of a truck, is an outlier adn should not have been counted haha
I will also say, on top of that, I think of my Tall Makaras as not even "the upper end of the range", but as outlying the range completely! Like, that at 15-20 sweeps, Gamzee is at the height that would be expected from a highblood several hundred sweeps his senior. And the GHB, at multiple hundreds of sweeps old, is bigger than literally anybody, and pretty much only matched by the Condesce, who's ridiculously old and has been growing the whole time like a lobster haha.
I find it very fun if all twelve of the main trolls we get in canon have like. Some form of mutation, or something outside of the norm about them--some of those are canon (Equius's strength, Nitram wings, Karkat's blood, Kanaya the rainbow drinker), and some of them are me having fun! And, y'know, making the Makaras big enough that even other trolls who are used to big highbloods see them and go (°ロ°)
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lion beast babies
manticore cubs are little menaces with endless energy, while sphinx cubs are shy lil guys that are 90% fur
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That feeling when you're checking the wiki because you need Garp's height, only to be hit in the face with the fact, there's apparently a live action series in the works?!
Am I seriously going to have to watch Ace die in yet another medium?!
According to the trailer, yes, yes I will have to
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weight venting
sometimes i wanna talk about the issues i have with my body and as much as the body positivity movement definitely needs to skew more towards plus sized bodies there is still issues with being skinny , but the last time i ever did that , i was told i had no room to talk because my body had never been fat so i wasnt apart of the conversation
im only skinny because im underweight from an eating disorder . a childhood battle ive been fighting for as long as i can remember , because society doesnt even clsssify healthy sized bodies as healthy . i have so many health issues because of being so skinny . at the peak of my eating disorder , i rapidly lost 10lbs , and theres stretch marks / cellulite on my thighs and butt because of it . and stretch marks / cellulite are seen as ugly . which makes me feel worse about it even if i know that these things are normal for the human body . i cant hardly find clothes that fit properly because im too tall and thin for what my size should actually be , and instead of that being seen as an issue , its glamourized and fetishized as a " goal "
having anemia so bad that i have to take 3 different medications for it daily isnt a goal . not being healthy because i cant eat normally isnt a goal . my weak immune system , constant fatigue , and body temperature irregulations arent a goal . everyday of my life is complicated by the side effects of the unhealthy beauty standards of ( american ) society
yes , the body positivity movement should focus mostly on allowing plus sized people to feel comfortable in their bodies instead of being shamed and discriminated against . but please dont exclude skinny people from the discussion just because were small , because we need help sometimes too . we can be victims just as much as anyone else
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one day I will deep dive into the brainrot possessive alphas toto & maurizio fighting over omega james a give me but not today
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