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cinamun · 11 months
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The Essentials:
emergency cash | her husband's car keys
9mm with the full clip | burner phone
her husband's wallet | single credit cards 1 & 2
Non-Essentials:
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lotion | lipstick (t$r) | gloss (t$r)
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okay okay, obviously inspired by those cc rec posts you always see on your dash, I just put a little stank on it! hope you find this useful!
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harryforvogue · 6 months
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ALSO LMFAO today a lady was like “🤨 are you the manager?” and for the first time ever in my life, i said “yes i am” and her and i both were shocked about it
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crsentfairy · 10 months
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so i watched the gameplay trailer...
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rinnysmuses · 1 year
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flairer
hadri gives her an entire uncut apple for science purposes and watches her gets frustrated with it being way too big for her mouth and her lacking the teeth to make it cronch
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Rhea blinked as Arianna, in frustration, smacked the apple off the table. Yeah. That tracked. 
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skinnypaleangryperson · 2 months
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I was thinking this morning about how funny it is that Evil Morty was so obviously supposed to be intimidating during the serious serialized episode with Rick Prime last season.
When he was standing in front of Rick Prime and was trying to act all intimidating and like a high villain guy, with that high pitched young little 14-year-old voice, trying to act all badass, it's so hilarious.
"Eh, I don't need a Robin."
Kid, you're 14 years old and you sound like it and even younger. Go change your diaper.
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ickadori · 3 months
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why did i see someone do their taxes on tiktok and it said they were getting 70k back boy you are going to the big house
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werewolf-femboy-maid · 9 months
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My beautiful mysterious entity sent me this and I fucking love it
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hostilemuppet · 2 months
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i just thought itd be really funny to let you know that i tried to access your blog on my laptop earlier and it completely crashed my browser
its like a geiger counter
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housewifebuck · 8 months
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he has a really nice waist though 🥰 (requesting a buck's tiny waist gifset pretty please while I'm feeling thirsty)
SLUT WAIST BUCK GIF SET COMING SOON
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sailoryooons · 5 months
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My coworkers got me an early birthday gift package because none of us will be here for my birthday and I just stared at it and I was like .... you guys know I'm diabetic, right?
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cinamun · 1 year
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Previously.... | Next
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jasontoddssuper · 7 months
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My racist white mom was verbally abusing me again so i called her a monkey.Literal reverse racism
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sylwanin-was-right · 6 months
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Neytiri I see you but..... um, Mr. President???
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digitalcactusblog · 14 days
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me, looking between sy and opal:
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jokermoreau · 5 months
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my crush has simmered down but now im sad because i want to be loved sooooooooooooo baddddddddddddd
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eulchu · 8 months
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it has zero likes in the screenshot idk if it's real 😭
wait lmao U RIGHT
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