#Mistress Page

[fawnvelveteen]

Mistress Page (Ellen Terry) by Window & Grove (English, 1872-1933 active). Publication: The plays of shakespeare. Photogravure. 1906.

#Ellen Terry #Mistress Page #the plays of shakespeare #shakespeare #1900s #Photogravure #1906 #Window & Grove

[livwritesstuff]

Hazel posts a tiktok that starts with her elbowing her way between her dads where they sit on the couch watching the evening news.

“The people want to know how your Valentine’s Day was,” she says, holding her phone out at arms-length so all three of them are in frame.

“We’re boring old guys, Hazy-Jay,” Eddie reminds her, “Go ask Moe or Robbie or some other young person.”

“Okay,” Hazel pauses, thinking, “Alright, what do you think is your most iconic Valentine’s Day.”

“Iconic?” Steve repeats tiredly, “Does it have to be for a good reason?”

“Any reason.”

“Uh, then probably the time a florist accused me of having an affair.”

Hazel’s jaw drops open.

“What?”

Beside her, Eddie cackles.

“Holy shit – I totally forgot about that!”

“Wait – storytime,” Hazel said gleefully, “Why did a florist accuse you of having an affair?”

“Well, you know how I always get you and Moe and Robbie each your own bouquet of flowers every year?”

“Yeah.”

“Right, so I went to the florist and–”

“Wait, when was this? Like, what year?”

“Uh, you were probably four or five, so 2011, maybe? Are you gonna interrupt me the whole time?”

“No, just that time,” Hazel shakes her head, “Gotta set the scene, Pop.”

“Sure. Anyways, I went to the florist to place the orders or whatever, and the kid working the register at the time was no older than sixteen, probably, and we got to the part where I add a note to each of the bouquets, and, like, I get it, you know? From her side of this, it was three pretty similar messages to three different girls, and I’m sure they see that kind of thing all the time where it’s actually some idiot buying flowers for their partner and the person they’re cheating on them with, so–”

“Yeah, she’s a real one, honestly,” Hazel giggled, “A little confused, maybe.”

“Right, so this girl starts completely laying into me about how shitty I was, and how could I do that, and don’t I care about people’s feelings, and I think that’s when your dad walked in, and–” he looks at Eddie over Hazel’s head, “Do you remember what you did? You, like, you did something that made it very clear that we were together.”

Eddie laughed, “Yeah, I think I said something like almost done, baby? and stuck my hand in your back pocket.”

Hazel wrinkled her nose, “Ugh, don’t be gross.”

“Well, anyways,” Steve continued, “This poor kid looked so confused, and I remember saying something like, yep, almost done getting the flowers for our daughters – really emphasized the our daughters part. She was mortified.”

“Damn,” Hazel says, “Yeah, that's pretty iconic.”

#inspired by when I hosted at a restaurant and some guy brought his mistress in on feb 13th and his wife in on feb 14th #it wasn't even a nice restaurant either this guy was just a loser #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #hazel's tiktok page #steve harrington #eddie munson

[gazkamurocho]

Lady

#madam; mistress; queen; majesty; mother... 🙏 #btw I started drawing actual pages of her doujinshi and not just storyboard or sketches 😭 #I'll share more with you guys soon! #yakuza #like a dragon #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #龍が如く #真島吾朗 #majima goro #goro majima #goromi #ゴロ美 #fanart #my art #gazkerber #gazkamurocho #illustration #games #videogames #80s goromi #sketch #doodles

[chrysanthemumgames]

Hi Jess, hope you’re well!! I keep forgetting you co-wrote Diaspora. It’s one of my fav IF’s I’ve played, and you two have created so much free content so thanks for that!! Seriously the demo is *chef’s kiss* Sangarinus my beloved!💕 Also wanted to say I ADORE FoA, it’s so well written and diverse and I love that we are given the options to create a MC who is potentially neurodivergent. Really appreciate all the efforts you’ve put into your work! ❤️😍🙌

Ah, thank you! I feel like I don't mention Diaspora very often on here, heh. Which, yanno. Keeping the projects separate is probably good, but it is kind of fun now and then to run into someone who has read both, as they're quite different!

I'm glad you like FoA, too. :)

#ask #kind non anons #the-page-mistress

[winepresswrath]

For conspiracy theory reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture I was poking through a later vampire chronicles book and Antoine needs a friend to tell him to stop doing husband work on a mistress' salary. Respect yourself, Antoine.

#Anne Rice firing her editor was a bold move but not I think a wise one #however it is very funny that based on my recollection of IWTV #while Antoine ( who going by my extensive research consisting of reading ten out of context pages deserves better) #is like ah yes Louis Lestat's beloved and beautiful friend. shimmering perfection #Louis is like 'so sad Lestat is going to murder this bitch. gosh it's taking him awhile to get on with the murder. probably to torment me.' #he'd better stop joking about turning him into a vampire and eat him already it's the morally correct thing to do :) #meanwhile Lestat's idea of accustoming Louis to the idea of moving his mistress in is taunting him repeatedly about murder and adultery #unbelievable more people don't set him on fire #anyway I don't think this necessarily confirms Antoinette's fate #IDT the timeline works and also I feel like this version of Claudia would simply eat any prospective step-parents before Louis #could get too upset #I do kind of want vampire Antoinette #but not like this! it's fun when Louis is pathetic over Lestat because Lestat is even more pathetic back #it's fun when Armand is insane about Lestat because Armand is insane to begin with #this is just depressing #i love it when men are pathetic but like. for cause. #IWTV

[leveeisbreaking]

VERY IMPORTANT QS..WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU’D SAY TO JIMMY IF YOU MET HIM?

Depends on which era of Jimmy we’re talking about😏

#asks #this picture always cracks me up #Jimmy ‘the guitar is my mistress’ Page #jimmy page #bbg asks #founding father jimmy

[chryzure-archive]

Top 5 Fates (disregarding Jacks) 👀

MISTRESS LUCK.

the assassin 🥰 he is my little guy 🖤

the poisoner — like point 2, he is my little guy, but evil this time. except not evil. except he’s evil. he’s doing whatever he wants and it’s very fun to write.

i know he’s got, like, NO page time, but the apothic’s abilities interest me.. YES i have him make a mask for chrysi that she can never take off and it distresses jacks 🖤 it’s fun!

priestess, priestess because DRAMA and also i support women’s wrongs 🖤

#.asks #m.filly✨ #GOOD GOOD QUESTION!!!!!! #i’ve been debating abt whether i should assign ppl fates because i love the idea of them but also fkskgkskcjsjzk #we only get page time for like. 5 fates so it’s not rlly fair to assign ONE person mistress luck #and the other like. the murdered king #we got no page time for him and yet i’m fascinated by him…… not enough for top five because i think he sucks but!!! i need to know how he #would interact w jacks. i need to know how ALL the fates interact w jacks #also i need to know which fate died and made what fated object YK WHAT I MEANNNN

[sigmastolen]

i got so excited that our new printer can print double-sided that i forgot page turns exist to torment me :(

#also how much it sucks to tape double-sided sheets book-style #at least i only have to reprint one piece + 1 page #i am a dingbat #classical music is a harsh mistress

[keykidpilipili]

Finally finished the entire Three Musketeers saga in book format yesterday! *drops dead on the floor*

#pili reads the musketeer trilogy #my favourite OCs of the saga are Mordaunt and Iron mask/Philippe #Porthos is such a guy in many ways #the real plot twist for me was that Aramis wanted to become the pope #also the valets are such highlights as well I missed them a lot in the Vicount of braguelonne #ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAD TO DEAL WITH COURT DRAMA FOR 200+ PAGES #it took me a bit less than a year to read the saga but i also took a month+ hiatus during the start of the first volume of the VoB cause #it was a slow start #the second gen characters also reawakened the Familiar of Zero braincells and I'll probably have a saito face Braguellonne I apologize #the contrast between besties Henrietta-Louise in FoZ and book mistress workplace harassment Henriette Louise is hilarious #I'm busy atm with khxwr stuff that i gotta finish asp to post a preview but HECK the fact that i never made the Wardes connection until VoC #good thing my mom who also decided to read the books like me will never know it was all for the sake of fgo totally spies insp ocs #coming to your dashboards sometime next year hopefully

[chronomally]

The last two books I read were both first-person POV adult fiction novels and I found the main characters so BORING their heads felt so empty meanwhile the book I'm reading now is a third-person POV and the main character is absolutely off the wall

#please feel free to ignore this #I'm reading Funny Girl #It takes place in 1964 and she misses watching I Love Lucy on TV after moving to London so she's decided to be someone's mistress #because she figures this is the quickest way to get access to a TV on Sundays (when ILL airs) #She accidentally met her new 'gentleman friend's' friend's wife and decided she would lie about being a mistress #and instead pretended that her 'gentleman friend's' WIFE was the mistress and she was okay with it #and then she left #Extremely funny and totally unnecessary #Anyway my point is I feel like first-person POV adult novel main characters don't think/worry about enough things #I know you're never going to perfectly capture the inside of someone's head on a page #but like idk neither Clay nor Monique particularly interested me they felt like empty vessels for the actions of the story #and maybe part of it was neither was like the real protag of the story but idk

[merunicornwithbooks]

I'm 79 pages into the story and the hero is suffering through a visit with his greatest frenemy. Haven't we all been there? This guy is much worse than the passive aggressive asshole you've known since middle school who you dread seeing, though. Be glad!

#the mistress of sunshine #i only wrote three pages today but i feel like they're good pages so i'm not even bothered #i didn't write yesterday so getting anything done is a miracle

[imaginary-appearance]

Born in the wrong era it’s too late for me to see how much of a whore H.G. Wells was and test my theory that he’d write whatever stories about Edward Prendick and Montgomery I requested in exchange for promiscuous favors

#his wiki page had mistress after mistress #I think I could have gotten away with it #and it would be funny #I’m not even that interested in the guy I just want to see if the theory would work #my scientific approach would probably get me points

[dance2my-destiny]

#merry wives of windsor #shakespeare #theater #bamf mistress ford #bamf mistress page #sir hugh actually is peter quill #“I bruised my shin the other day playing SWORD and DAGGER with master fence #A BUCKBASKET #YES A BUCKBASKET #for sooth #ann and fenton are couple goals #👉 bonjour

[johndburns]

Amelia Dalton: Pages from My Passport | Podcast

Great tales of sailing the seas from Amelia Dalton.

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#amelia Dalton #interview #john burns #Mistress and commander #Outdoors In Scotland #pages from my passport #podcast #scotland