#Modern Sound

[civetside]

TLT game night

#harrowhark nonagesimus #griddlehark #gideon nav #tlt shitposting #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #comic #i am once again just thinking of semi funny dialogue that kinda sounds like them and making a whole ass comic about it #putting them in situations #modern au #long post #needlessly long some may say #every time i post one of these sillay modern AU comics i always get nervous about how detached it is from the source material #OH WELL #i always try to play monopoly on my birthday every year i hope i get friends who will play with me SOON

[necromosss]

i was just trying to make references of these two for future comms and i ended up going full throttle on the design (SOBS)

Extra: them dressing the other one up according to each tastes!!<3

#also THEYRE SO FUNNY SIDE BY SIDE LMAO #boyfie dressed simple so girlfie can dress like she's designed by tetsuya nomura #wildweave #bg3 gale #modern au #bg3 tav #oc: mira #gale x tav #mira got lost in the crowds? gale just need to listen for the sounds of mira's accessories jingle like how a cat owner searches for their c #yeah.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"RIP Jonathan Harker but I'm different" really??? are you really though?

You, a new hire, loaded with student debt, upcoming wedding to pay for, been given a huge opportunity at work, employer paying all your travel costs. you're telling me that you, exploited corporate lackey that you are, you would actually be self-empowered enough to turn back last minute? after spending all that time and money traveling to the rich client's megamansion? because of what--BAD VIBES? how precisely the fuck do you plan on explaining that to your boss??? bitch your credit score can't AFFORD to avoid red flags, you're going into a possible life-or-death situation whether you like it or not, that's capitalism baby!!!

#dracula daily #tumblr reads dracula #as sympathetic as i am to Jonathan's plight it still sounds pretty cushy compared to literally any modern retail or service job #'oh you've been hired to serve a powerful bloodsucking inhumane monster' yeah that's called a megacorporation #consider this: dracula is a monster but he is also very VERY rich #society has excused worse for less #i mean yeah he's evil but he's not like. jeff bozos levels of evil #the real monster wasn't Dracula it was the unsafe working conditions we were forced to tolerate along the way

[cassettemoon]

How exactly did the movie ninja meet again?

#ninjago #kai jiang #kai smith #kai ninjago #lloyd garmadon #lloyd ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #my art #listen i just think it would be cool #if Lloyd was the first ninja and he found the others on accident #with these like #true fire of samadhi esq visions from lmk #the beloved also suggested this for a fucked up modern au #which sounds fucking incredible i love horrible reincarnations and false realities

[sweatermuppet]

dysphoria ever so bad you wonder why you're alive because what you want is absolutely unattainable, even if you had unlimited money or resources?

#this sounds more dire than i mean it #but even with the absolute miracle of modern medicine i can't... live the way i want #so it's like ah. why try. you were doomed before you even were

[rahabs]

current mood: eternally annoyed by people who refer to the variation of English spoken in the medieval era as “Old English.”

#That’s not Old English #Old English would be completely unrecognizable as English to those who don’t know it. #What you’re referring to is usually Middle English #Or Early Modern English. #Old English again would be completely unrecognizable as English to the vast majority of people today. #It was very very very different #There were entirely different letters and sounds that no longer exist #E.g. wynn; eth; thorn; æ #Sorry I’m on mobile and don’t have my Old English keyboard installed on here #You also had diphthongs and different monophthongs and! I could go on #history #Old English

[soaqrudyz]

soap and ghost are partners, this much was never secret.

rumors used to only be about ghost, the massive man that eluded social politeness with piercing glares and cold shoulders. they called him a beast, a monster, some reckoned he shouldn’t be allowed within fifty feet of a weapon, lest he have a bad day and obliterate everyone on base. the most soap got was a guy saying he’d survived a night in his bed, as if that was a difficult feat.

that changed, slowly at first, and then all at once. suddenly, the rumors were about the huge guard dog and his feral counterpart, how they wiped out entire facilities without help, no overwatch and no air support, how ghost would take you out painfully but soap would do it slowly with a kind smile and gentle hands.

where one goes the other follows, where one is you’ll find both. and everyone knows it.

gaz will pat ghost’s shoulder in passing, telling him his girlfriend was looking for him with a snicker. price would wave soap’s annoyed rambling away with an order to end their lover’s quarrel. once, a fellow sergeant made a comment about how they were “close. like brothers!” and had an entire two tables in the mess wheezing over their slop.

each time they’re sent away they come back caked in dirt and drenched in blood with sparking eyes looking straight into the other’s. each day they eat and train and bicker like they’re two halves of the same whole. each little moment seen by some lone soldier or otherwise was just a testament to how well they worked together.

some things, though, were for them and them alone.

like the peaceful quiet of bathing after they’d been deployed for however long, the tender way simon would tilt johnny’s head back to rinse the shampoo out of his hair, featherlight brushes of fingers and palms while johnny slides simon’s shirt over his head.

like ringing laughter mixed with world shattering pleasure. like settling into bed, simon’s head pillowed on johnny’s chest, making hushed, sleep deprived conversation until one of them passes out. like whispered i love yous and kisses to whichever body part was the closest.

like matching gold and silver rings that shine beautifully under pale moonlight, only darkened by the shadows of their clasped hands.

they were made for each other, they know it and everyone else does, too. they’re partners. down to the very root of the word.

#i will never have the vocabularic capacity to truly spell out how much they mean to me and how much i think about them #my brain sounds like: soapghost soapghost soapghost soapghost (gazghoap!! <3) soapghost soapghost soapghost soapghost soapghost #they’re such well fleshed out characters and i love to explore their personalities with my writing #also they’re idiots but they’re MARRIED idiots #i will never not write them in love they just are. even if they aren’t the main ship in the fic they will ALWAYS be a little in love #cod #call of duty #cod mw #cod modern warfare #mwii #mw2 #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #soap cod #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #soap x ghost #ghost x soap #soap and ghost #mini fic #character study #kyle gaz garrick #john price

[comradekatara]

modern au katara reads books “for fun” that are “engaging” and “enjoyable” and sokka (big finnegan’s wake head) is like “weak. i only read books that exacerbate my suicidal tendencies”

#i too only ever want to read books i find enjoyable fwiw but because i find most pop lit unbearable i do sound like sokka to people #who do not understand that reading shakespeare to me is like comfort food #sokkas hobbies much like everything else are filled with self inflicted struggle and anguish #he only wants to read the densest least acceissble literature (fiction & nonfiction) he can get his hands on #if he’s not in pain when ostensibly reading for pleasure then something is WRONG #modern au #katara #sokka #katara&sokka #i do think katara is also a big reader though #she’ll read anything and everything #nonfiction romance sff ‘classics’ etc etc #but then sokka is like ‘well audiobooks are cheating. actually’ #and she throws a rock at his head killing him instantly #(he doesn’t even believe that bc he reads aloud to toph constantly he just wanted to provoke her into throwing a rock at his head.)

[engagemythrusters]

for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, so that means to combat John Cage's 4'33, I propose a piece called 3'44, wherein every single note within range possible is played for three minutes and forty-four seconds

#absence of playing? meet PLAYING EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE WALL OF SOUND #john cage #4'33 #classical music #post-modern music #this cannot be done by singular wind instruments mind you but ensembles can if those wish to perform it via wind instruments #my vision is either played on piano or harp or a plucked zither tho

[tanked-up]

Soap: Why ye’ face so fuckin ugly

Ghost: Why you look like a naked mole rat

(Insert crowd booing)

Soap: Why ye’ built like a skull

Ghost: Ur joking

Soap: I’m not

Ghost: Alright that’s it-

Price: Keep going, you’re doing great

Ghost: I can’t argue anymore, Capt’n!

Price: Leave your feelings aside, FOR JUST ONE SECOND and focus

Soap: …

Ghost: …

(Insert crowd gasping)

Price: WHO’S CONTROLLING THE SOUND?

Gaz mumbling: Me…

Soap: What do ye’ mean “feelings”

Ghost: He meant nothin… c’mon continue

Soap: Hmm… alright well ye’ built like a dump truck

Ghost: what.

Soap: hmm? Did I say that?

Price: Help me God

(Insert clown music)

Price: It was me this time

#insert boing sound #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #john price #cod meme #gaz mw2 #incorect cod quotes

[sugared-violets]

holy shit please listen to Sherlock & Co i'm fucking wheezing

W: "you built... a hugging machine?"

H: "yes, the deep pressure is quite to my tastes... self-regulation, you see"

W: "i mean... i can just give you a hug. if you want."

H: "you can? excellent."

W: "well... come here, then"

😭😭😭

#sherlock & co #genuinely almost dropped my pasta i was laughing so hard at this bit #so fucking good #if u havent heard of it its a modern sherlock retelling where watson has a podcast. (it's the podcast ur listening to. very meta i know) #and sherlock is just the most autistic little guy you ever did see #the characterization is absolutely wonderful. very true to ace #*acd #and the voice actor for sherlock sounds a lot like benedict cumberbatch if ur into that #dani.txt #and yes im paraphrasing slightly to make this exchange more understandable to people who've never heard it

[lxvvie]

y'all, I made the mistake of revealing that I write fanfiction as a hobby, and when asked about the fandoms I write for, I broke it down as I know best: into cliques. I realize I might be shaking the table but it is what it is.

This is what I said for CoD (I've since add some more stuff):

You got the forever war between Gaz Nation and Gaz Deniers. May or may not be rooted in his attractiveness as a person of color, opinions vary (read: it most definitely is). Bonus points if the racism comes out in full force. DOUBLE/TRIPLE those points if it's expressed using butchered ass AAVE. 🥴

You got the Masked Men Lovers Brigade of which König, Ghost, and Keegan are the patron saints and arguably the holy trinity.

You got the Peepaw Price Lovers who absolutely adore his chonky cheeks, peepaw mannerisms, lumberjack body complete with the slutty waist, and relative long-suffering thanks to the shenanigans of the rest of the crew.

You got the Soap Suds who, I think, have found that relative balance between Johnny being a destructive-as-all-hell force to be reckoned with and the quintessential golden retriever boyfriend. His VA doesn't make it any better apparently lmao.

You got the Ghost lovers who've pretty much diversified him so he can run the gamut of Daddy Dom Extraordinaire™, Babygurl™, Sassy Simon™, and the list is endless. What IS consistent is that someone parked a dump truck on that ass and he has some big ole titties. There's also the subset of people who REALLY, REALLY love Ghost but also think his VA is ugly (which he isn't) while simultaneously thinking that he (Ghost) is supposed to be David Gandy levels of immaculate despite being in active combat. Make it make sense.

There's the Gravediggers who, for the most part, acknowledge their love-hate relationship with Graves and I think that is both hilarious and endearing.

You have the Kult of Köthulhu, König's devoted followers who have allowed him to transcend his gremlin nature to become the long-lost progeny of Cthulhu. Move the fuck over, Cthylla. I kid but he, like Ghost, has also been diversified in terms of his portrayal. And no, he's not a part of 141. Some followers of His Gremliness are also embroiled in a forever war with Gaz Nation so please be safe out there, y'all.

You got the Valeria girlies who want her to sit on their faces. I don't blame them. Please do.

You have the Los Vaqueros crew who need more love shown to them and Pony by Ginuwine is their official theme song thanks to Alejandro Thee Stallion. The less said about the butchered Spanish I've read in some fics, the better.

There's also the Farah Fanatics who rightfully adore her and deserve their flowers just like the rest of the cliques.

There's the Keller Kollective who, I think, tends to intersect with the Farah Fanatics. This lot also deserves their flowers because Keller is a sub absolutely underrated as a character. You'd also be forgiven for thinking he and Price are elated.

You also got the Horangi Horde who, just like Gaz Nation, will RISE TF UP. I think. Hopefully. lmao

And then there's the self-righteous crew who, for whatever reason, seem to think they're above it all and love to police writers on what they write and how they write the characters (we're talking in terms of rather innocuous subjects in the grand scheme of things; the sus shit absolutely needs to be and should be called out). Interestingly enough, this group also seems to forget that they're in the same damn boat by being in the fandom, consuming, and writing about the same characters. The ones who have all the energy but none of the courage even if they say or think they do. Bonus points if they also move like fans. Double/Triple those points if they, too, also use butchered-ass AAVE to make their points. 🥴

The girlies who can't separate fiction from reality and insist on harassing the VAs and their significant others and families because how DARE they have a regular degular life outside of *checks notes* their job. Baby, it was never gonna be you. It will never. be. you.

did I get them all? lmao

#2queued4u. #cod fandom #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 3 #call of duty ghosts #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #task force 141 #los vaqueros #kortac #it reads much better as a post because I sounded a hot mess and was flustered as I was explaining it but this was the gist of it lmao.

[the-broken-pen]

Honestly the pipeline of “reading the-modern-typewriter snippets at midnight on the floor of my bathroom at age eleven so I wouldn’t get caught” to “being a tumblr writer myself” is a wild one.

#queer writers #writer things #writer thoughts #that’s crazy #also I love the modern typewriter #the god key #perfection #like I ordered It immediately #and made it a fake cover so I wouldn’t get fingerprints on the paperback #I would annotate it but I couldn’t bear to deface it #it has a place of honor in my home #like an altar #you guys don’t understand I scrolled through every single snippet she had posted to such an extent that I hit the end of her blog #like I got to her first post #because I wanted to read everything she had ever written #because I was like this is a god #still my idol #when internships (cause they’re writing internships) as me who my literary influences are #I always mention her #oh my god that’s my I sound British sometimes #😭 #because she says things like love and darling and stuff bc she’s British and it’s an engrained part of me #not that saying love is inherently British but in the context #just know I’m saying it with an accent #not when it’s the siren tho then that’s just like #sexy #if sexy had a tone #idk I’m demisexual #Christ this is a lot of tags #to whomever takes the time to read these ily

[ghouljams]

i....am....yearning for gaz and lucky.

The favorite children...

You wiggle a little in Gaz's lap feeling the shift of his cock, trying to find just the right spot for him. You feel him bump your sweet spot and your eyes roll, you push your hips a little more firmly into his lap and he lets out a breath. His hands grip your hips, slide up your sides and back down to hold you in place.

"Press down on me doll, lemme see you feel good," He tells you and you nod. You don't know what Gaz could be getting out of this until he fucks up into you. It's a shallow motion but it hits you just right, makes your eyes roll with a whine. He does it again and again, letting you fuck yourself into his lap as he holds you in just the right place.

It's just for you, just so you can feel him hitting your soft spot while he watches. Gaz's eyes shine watching you arch and grind into his lap. You lean forwards, settle your hands on his shoulder, and her grabs them. He holds your wrists tight and pins them by your sides.

"Hold onto your ankles," He commands and you obey, grabbing your legs to force your back straight, just on the wrong side of off balance. Gaz reaches to push your shoulders back, trails his hand down to stroke the soft skin on your stomach. He hums, pushes his feet against the bed and thrusts up into you. The only thing keeping you steady is his hand on you, pressing against your stomach to feel for himself.

"Kyle," You whine, when he does it again. He nearly bucks you off, and you moan when you're forced to settle back in his lap heavily, taking him to the base in one quick motion. His cock hits you deep, and you clench around him to try to keep him inside as you rock your hips.

His hand moves from your stomach to your throat, gripping you tight and pulling you down. You squeeze your ankles, your stomach flexing to keep from toppling on top of him. Gaz's hold tightens until you gasp, your hands flying to hold his wrist as he fucks up into your desperate cunt. You can feel your slick coating the coarse hair around his cock, coating your thighs as the wet noise of him fucking you fills the room.

"What do you need baby?" He coos, voice dripping with false sweetness. You know exactly how he wants you to ask, and the embarrassment of it makes heat prickle over your skin.

"Want you to fuck me Daddy," you mumble, rewarded immediately by the wicked grin that splits his face.

"Yeah?" He smiles, letting you nod, your chin bumping his hand as you do, "Lucky I'm feelin' generous." He pulls you down to kiss you, picking up the pace as he bullies his tongue into your mouth, swallowing down each gasp and moan he fucks out of you. He pulls away and shakes you by the neck, just once, just to watch your eyes go glassy, before he pulls out and smacks your thigh, his fingers grazing your ass. "On your back baby," He tells you, helping you clamor off, "wanna fuck you properly."

#cod x reader #x reader #x oc #cod x oc #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #kyle gaz x reader #gaz mw2 #gaz modern warfare #gaz cod #kyle garrick x reader #f!reader #x f!reader #oc: luck #demon!darlings au #The golden children are fucking... #I don't have a daddy kink but I think Luck would sound cute saying it #and Gaz is tryin to get her pregnant so like... #anyway no one look at me

[konigsblog]

könig is probably the type of person to put berries (blueberries, strawberries, and blackberries) and sweet maple syrup all over his french toast.

putting tomato sauce/ketchup is the ONLY correct answer 🍅

#to be honest sweet french toast sounds pretty good #but i always see people making their french toast sweet?!?! #does nobody else put tomato sauce on it or... #orla speaks #konig cod #könig call of duty #könig cod #könig modern warfare #könig mw2 #könig x you #könig x reader

[theprodigypenguin]

Modern AU PI Monkey D Dragon who used to be a cop until he realized cops were pigs and left because "fuck you dad" so now he travels the world as a private investigator/advocate and helps people most in need. Probably helps solve sex trafficking cases, kidnapping cases, civil unrest in other countries, etc etc etc. Is considered an enemy of the state cuz he's committed tax evasion and fraud (lmao) and probably some other stuff like robbing his former place of employment of classified documents and shit like that. If he's caught he'll be sent to federal prison for life but they're never gonna catch him lmao ✌️

Luffy: I have a dad?

Garp: Yeah he's on the FBIs most wanted list.

Everyone: He's what?

#lmao #one piece #monkey d dragon #monkey d luffy #monkey d garp #one piece modern au #private investigator and advocate dragon just sounds rad #hes like anonymous but not