#NO TELLING

[fluffyr0cky]

*dances*

#the floof speaks #im in a silly goofy mood #as i draw ma parents Christmas gift #no telling

[ragingtwilight]

debating w myself on whether or not to stream while doing artfight attacks

bc i want all my attacks to be a surpriiise

buuuut

i also rly like streaming drawing,,, 👉👈

#if i do stream y'all better zip ur lips LMAO #NO TELLING #(most of my attacks are prob kinda expected tho bc im mainly a revenge artist BUT THE CHARACTER CAN STILL BE A SURPRISE SO HUSH!!!!) #i forget what i voted for but i hope we get bloom vs wither #im picking wither lol #i like the angsty sides skskks #i have NO IDEA which to pick for heart vs soul #theyre both so good #if it was heart vs anything else id choose heart but heart v soul is way harder.... #a big reason im debating too is bc im gonna spend like all of july on artfight so normal streams most likely wont happen #gonna be a busy bee 🐝 #i hope we get a theme thats easy to make a border for #heros vs villains might be tough?? #fingers crossed for bloom vs wither (or heart vs soul (or arctic vs tropic)) #tech vs magic would be really neat #hope that theme pops up for next year #tho id prob be lame and choose tech LMFAO #grrr #stream talk #artfight talk

[b0neless]

By @009unn on IG Love you

#omerta #mafioso #no telling #G Code #gangway #moneymaking #xwannah #slatt

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

[sermna]

Experienced several previously undiscovered emotions today because my (conservative) mom said being gay is a choice because SHE likes women too but she simply chooses not to acknowledge it

#who's gonna tell her

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS #and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it #b

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as #'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life' #be shh now #containment breach

[anartificialsatellite]

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

#it's hard sometimes not to be embarrassed when people tell you you should be and im still working on it #but life is so much more fun that way

[street-of-mercy]

#ides of march #julius caesar #caesar #brutus #knives out #*muffled laughter* #you can't tell me it's not like that #happy ides of march eve

[telltaletypist]

i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

#telling tales

[ursulaklegay]

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

#as a writer every time someone dms me saying thank you for what you do its like no THANK YOU for reading it and telling me #writing #art

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#sephora spider sex cream #please tell me other people are caught up on the Sephora Reddit discovering that lotion that attracts wild spiders #spiders georg #spiders mention #Sephora

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

#they would get along so well tho its ok #Noir is 90 yrs behind the times but he got the spirit #he can roll with us lmao 🤘🏽 #spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv fanart #atsv hobie #atsv noir #hobie brown #spider punk #spider noir #noirpunk #art #my art #cw outdated terminology #cw offensive terminology #nonblacks plz interact and tell me Im funny youd be doing a service to the community /hj #my comics

[elvhendis]

Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"

#karlach: “who's gonna tell him” #larian you can't keep getting away with this #baldur's gate 3

[fancyfade]

Made a chart for sorting fantheories

#idk even #fandom #im bored can u tell

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake