#Ned u fuck

[tweedstoat]

Look I get that they're probably just more relevant to the Northern plot of the story but I just find it weird that Allyria is betrothed to a marcher lord and there's no mention of Ned being invited to the water gardens....also Ned being named after the man who KILLED Arthur.....there is so much anger at and within that family GRRM explain....

#lord dayne tried to work OVERTIME naming ned after the guy who killed his brother to restore his rep with the dornish i just know it #look yall we hate arthur too!!! #the rest of dorne: too little too late but also wtaf is wrong with u guys #lord dayne: fuck it guess ill have to marry my sister to our ancient enemies tm #also as a friend pointed out arianne never thinks of allyria AT ALL despite the fact that theyre probably young women of similar ages #and allyria is neds heir until he has kids #oh ALSO it mustve been a recent thing because the Daynes were important and liked enough in dorne before cause elia went there #on her betrothal tour #asoiaf #asoiaf memes #valyrian scrolls #the great dayne shunning theory of 2022

[azucarera-art]

I bet baby Jon gave Ned regularly scheduled heart attacks just by doing normal baby things.

Jon: *cuddles a red & black blankie instead of a grey one*

Ned, sweating & suffering from indigestion: oh gods his father's side is showing does anyone suspect anything???

#ned writing on a pad of sticky parchment: keep baby away from open flame #cat is concerned for her hubby's intelligence bcoz fucking DUH u better keep babies away from fire #robb & jon playing the young dragon vs the dragonknight while ned 'supervises' #and by 'supervise' i mean shaking & trying to calm his blood pressure #game of thrones #dem thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #jon snow #ned stark #eddard stark #r plus l equals j #rhaegar targaryen #lyanna stark

[atopvisenyashill]

arya: if there’s so much i must be can i still just be me the way i am?

sansa: can i trust in my own heart or am i just one part of some big plan?

#once again i say. i’m cooking here. #fuck you seasons 7 and 8 for being so fucjing dark. fuck. #affc is sad i gotta cheer myself up somehow. #i’m about to add so many tags to this and be so annoying get ready #sansa stark #arya stark #the sun and moon in endless chase #ned stark #twow speculation #catelyn stark #ados speculation #brienne of tarth #i like to post at all hours so u never know my schedule but this is clearly something i made when i should have been sleeping #LISTEN THAT ARYA CHAPTER WAS ROUGH! I WAS SAD MY GIRL WAS STRESSED!!!! SHE IS 8 SHE SHOULD BE WATCHING BLUEY AND DRINKING FROM A JUICE BOX. #also i say…..this is book verse this is me Predicting by Showing You The Path. #They Will Reconcile. #I Will Get Happy Stark Sisters. #getting on my soap box #rani graphics

[ladyalicentshightower]

Criston Cole isn't really been afforded a lot of nuance by the fandom and it's starting to annoy me.

I think a few more small scenes would've done so much, say hearing the ladies of the court gossiping over an illegitimate child or even he himself discussing his background with either Alicent or Rhaenyra, which would've added to his development and his eventual crisis of faith, his Catholic guilt. I think people forget Criston is one of the few main characters who isn't a noble or a direct part of the family. As an illegitimate child in Westeros, all his life he's been told that he is the sinful thing, that he was born of sin and therefore unclean as result. By taking the white cloak and becoming a King's guard, he was able to put that "sin" behind him and become "clean". By sleeping with Rhaenyra he's stained and tainted that, something he can't handle or stand at all. He committed the ultimate sin, he's broken his oath, stained his honor and may have created a child doomed to be unclean too (obviously no such child was conceived or born but there was always the chance one could've been and I think that ate Criston alive inside and will probably be a factor of why he behaves the way he does towards Rhaenyra's sons). It's why he's so eager to run off and marry Rhaenyra so he can (in his mind) set it right. He wants to see himself as clean again. It's why he confesses so quickly to Alicent (also did some of you not watch the episode? Criston knew Rhaenyra snuck out, he had no way of knowing Rhaenyra was even with Daemon, he wasn't in King's landing to hear the gossip regarding Daemon & Rhaenyra that Larys spoke of and he was summoned immediately by Alicent so of course he assumed the rumours Alicent spoke of was referring to him), to seek forgiveness and regain some of that "cleanliness" before dying. Alicent offers him salvation, sanctuary, forgiveness while Rhaenyra shattered the version of herself he had built up in his mind. She betrayed that ideal he had of her and cannot understand why the "sin" they committed haunts him so greatly. For her it was a pleasurable night they spent together, to him it is his damnation, his ultimate sin. It's why he follows Alicent, in his eyes she offers him salvation while Rhaenyra can only offer him ruination.

I could ramble so much more about this, I don't know what it is but Alicent and Criston and the religious themes surrounding them both is absolutely fascinating.

#hotd #hotd spoilers #house of the dragon spoilers #house of the dragon #ser criston cole #ser criston #criston cole #alicent x criston #queen alicent #alicent hightower #alicent targaryen #like not going to say criston did nothing wrong but his actions and way he reacted is understandable if you look at what we know about him #joffery made a dumbass move and essentially fucked around and found out #like I'm pissed we got a queer relationship & one half got buried literally in the exact same episode #but like joff it was a robb stark marrying jeyne westerling / talisa move while betrothed to the roslin frey dumbass move #robb i love you always but that was such a dumbass move #joff you weren't even in kings landing a full day maybe wait til you had the lay of the land before approaching people #not justifying what Criston did to him because I was sat there like jesus christ what the actual fuck #but you got to be a little politically smart to survive in this world #joff u did a ned he assumed everyone was as honourable as he was and you assumed criston was as open as you and it bit you both in the ass #like I can't and won't defend what Criston did but I saw something coming the minute you walked over to him

[ilynpilled]

i will always take bryndenjaime over nedjaime bc the brynden admiration is realer. the way brynden hates his guts is also realer. and brynden is sexier because he has more old man realness

#i respect ned i respect what u r all about king but that tully old man is just better #hed never stoop low enough to fuck jaime either which makes the whole thing even better #like nothing is beating that conversation and the lashings he got and brynden was just doing a little trolling #just incredible

[adakechi]

aight we need to have a talk about celebrities and parasocial relationships in light of the try guys ned scandal

as much as this all sucks and stuff it really isnt helping by posting other real influencers or influencer couples and saying “they would never” or “im glad theyre the good ones :)” because i know a lot of you thought ned would never. a lot of you thought ned was one of the good ones.

as good and as down-to-earth someone may seem online, unless you know them on a personal level, you dont REALLY know them.

so yes, while i do love keith and becky and zach and maggie and eugene and matt and shane and ryan (not indicating shane and ryan are a couple LOL OOPS) etc etc 

by saying “theyre the good ones!!” or “they wouldnt do this!!” you’re not only putting an unrealistic expectation on them but you’re projecting an ideal that you dont ACTUALLY know

#the try guys #ned fulmer #keith habersberger #zach kornfeld #eugene lee yang #watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #rinposting #im not saying im EXPECTING them to fail im saying it’s unhealthy to put so much pressure on them to be the good ones or whatever the fuck #and it’s unhealthy for u sister no ones perfect #and im not saying dont cheat on ur wife is an unrealistic expectation lmao #i just mean dont make them responsible for being the only good ones or whatever #because if they do fail in some way itll just hurt you more

[spannardnation]

if u dont put his eyebags and moles back this INSTANT

#who the fuck is this man? #this is ted elms #this is todd halms #this is ned felms #im SICK OF U BITCHES u dont deserve ANYTHIGN #u RUIN beauty with ur airbrushed clone stamp garbage #THE MAN IS FIFTY YEARS OLD AND HAS FACIAL MOLES #LET HIM FUCKING HAVE THEM HES GORGEOUS WITH THEM AND ALIEN WITHOUT THEM #i hate u ooooh uv pissed me off #its so uncanny valley bc it looks like him but it doesnt #where are his forehead wrinkles? #his crows feet? his jowls? his MOLES #his eyebags #PUT THEM BACK

[codgod-moved]

hey sorry to bother but what's up with the try guys thing? i've only been offline for a week and i'm already out of the loop😭

ned cheated on his wife with one of their employees (alex) and the other try guys found out about a month ago? from what i’ve been able to tell, and they gradually started removing him from videos and promotional stuff where they could (because that’s just a dick move all round) and yk. people noticed. so now it’s blown up into a huge thing and ned got fired from the company he co-founded because he “lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship” that fucked over literally as many people as it possibly could

#.asks #this has all done to light within the past week so. yeah it makes sense u wouldn’t know #try guys #< for people who’re sick of seeing it and wanna blacklist #anyways fuck ned fulmer

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

i am extremely fucking tired of people solely blaming alicent for aegon like he didn’t have a fucking decrepit, irresponsible r**ist fuckwad deadbeat for a father. vise rys is at LEAST equally but actually more responsible for aegon turning out the way he is because the man is a fucking deadbeat to children he had no problem *making* and it’s incredibly transparent of people to act like it’s all alicent’s fault. like truly knowing it all or not, it’s equally bad because he was still being a fucking deadbeat and should’ve paid attention to his kids but too many of the people who watch this show act like alicent is the devil for not personally beheading her son or something. /sigh

#tbd #anti viserys i targaryen #pro alicent hightower #alicent hightower defense squad #sorry but they made vise rys extra disgusting but also expect you to feel like he's a good man #like where were your morals and your 'my ownnnlly child' sentiments when you were regularly r-wording and impregnating someone who was #a literal child when this started #people will look at the 15 year old and genuinely act like she brought this upon herself #like good king v i serys isn't total scum for even going there with a girl as young as alicent #sorry but as far as the show is concerned esp #her motivation could literally be i want to burn vis erys and everything he cared about to the ground and i'd still support her bc #like how do u watch how the show portrays this dynamic and not conclude that she is 100% the victim here #even if u hate alicent can you stop being so fucking disgusting about the wretched bc #*the wretched situation she is in #that man was fucking foul towards his children and his parental neglect is definitely a far bigger reason for why aegon is so fucked up #anyway i just think alicent should've smothered that crypt keeper looking motherfucker while he was sleeping #(before book clowns come at me i am a book clown) #doesn't matter the show made it like that and people look at how the show made it and then say the most disgusting things about alicent. #they also act like she did nothing but she did not do nothing. she did the best she could. #and people comparing vis erys to ned stark like ned would EVER be disgusting enough to do that with a child #fandom wank #tw rape

[funnyscienceman]

staring at my hands, whacking my head like a finicky tv set why cant i write any ned x jacob. i want more of the fun victorian crime boys. where is it. why cant i write it. aaa!!!!

#fryenert #jacob frye #ned wynert #train guy my beloved #i want to write more of u and ur bf so much but the words!! are not fucking coming to me!!!! goddangit! #assassins creed syndicate #gonna send a strongly worded email to god abt this fr

[alexanderpearce]

RE: trying to see the alexander pearce manuscripts and illustrations at the nsw state library btw: asked at the closest equivalent in tasmania and anyone can see any of their archived ancient old stuff for literally any reason so long as they go through the official channels. but noo nsw state library is like oh well actually these items are digitised so. kys you can’t see them irl.

#FUCKING PUT THEM IN A MUSEUM RIGHT NOW. SO THAT I CAN SEE THEM. PLEASE?????? #shut up ulrike #but ANYWAY im going in on tuesday to see some old film abt ned kelly u cant find anywhere other than the nfsa. i think its 1910s? maybe 1920 #1920s. #alexander pearce

[caroldantops]

anyone else here deeply invested in the try guys drama

#i still actively watch them so if this ruins the fucking company I’ll be so sad #ned fulmer I’m gonna kill u

[atopvisenyashill]

my feelings on like, nedbert is that they could never get to the stavos point of actual fucking, like even with a massive amount of modern day therapy, i think both of them would approach ~being gay~ as like, queerness is something you Do not something you Are and i don’t think either of them could ever recognize that what they feel is attraction to another man let alone acting on that feeling. whereas imo stannis is very aware of how he’s Not A Real Man and i think resents renly for being just a paragon of westerosi masculinity while also Doing Gayness & davos is imo aware that his feelings for stannis Are More Than Normal but has rationalized this as devotion to His King in a similar way to Loras’ feelings about Renly being The True King and also ya kno, exactly like Ned’s own devotion to Robert (the fact that ALL THREE OF THOSE FAILURES got themselves dedicated husbands despite being objectively terrible picks to be kings?? god!!)

so like for some characters it’s like are they gay? that’s their business not mine, that’s between robert and the light of the seven okay if ned wants to come out to catelyn that’s between them that’s a private marriage and it’s not my business!!

#like i think if robert even suspected he wanted to fuck ned he would turn HARD into the blondest bustiest women he could #and he wouldn’t even do it on purpose! he would have no idea he’s doing it!! #but i also think ned and robert would literally rather kill themselves publicly than suck a dick. #fuck there’s two different comics i think it’s sloss and burt kreischer (how do u spell his name? the machine) #who both have a joke that’s like i would never fuck a guy bc i’m worried i would like it too much and be too good at it #that’s exactly ned and robert. and that’s private i respect people who can’t come out of the closet!! #aksjdjjdjd #getting on my soap box #nedbert #stavos

[therealmichaelangelo]

somehow stumbled across an article abt the whole ned fulmer situation that was titled something like "why do we still consider cheating to be scandalous?" that then goes on to say how common cheating is amongst heterosexual couples and that most het couples consider buying food for the opposite sex to be cheating??? honestlt the most nonsensical article ive ever laid eyes on

#try guys #cheating creates trust issues in the partner stress on kids and generally just shows that something is wrong with a relationship #just because its common doesnt make it ok it just shows a flaw in society #sOciEty haha #fuck ned fulmer #media outlets also seem to be forgetting that HE WAS HER BOSS #EVEN IF U CALL IT CONSENSUAL THERE IS A POWER DYNAMIC U CANNOT GET RID OF #IT IS NOT JUST STRAIGHT UP CHEATING IT IS A WORKPLACE VIOLATION #rant

[she-was-a-goddess]

Summary of how I reacted after reading this

#​what the fuck is going on in the house of comets

#try guys #harry styles tik tok #the try guys #ned fulmer #my fucking ass #how could u do this to me #fuck this #harry styles #what the fuck #what the fuck is going on #are you kidding me #men suck #how could you #how could he do this to me

[computrangel99]

texas was actually kinda cool . lots of churches tho

#ned flander's very own blog #my younger cousin asked me what church i go to and i kinda froze cuz i haven't been to church in years it was so embarrassing #lots of historic spots .. trump flags everywhere u look .. old white people that stare at u #i was eating at chillis and this lady was fucking giving me the stink eye 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭