#Paddywagon

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There’s always at least one guy who doesn’t use deodorant!

#Paddywagon #Paddywagon arrest #body odor

[detournementsmineurs]

Street Art "Fleur Bleu" signé de l'artiste Paddywagon dans le quartier du Panier à Marseille, novembre 2022.

#StreetArt #végétal #Paddywagon #Marseille

[merevide]

#so it ain’t like i’m braggin just join the paddywagon cause i ain’t 2 proud to beg (no ‼️) #i’m out of gifs y’all are gonna have to deal with images rn #my text #TLC #Spotify

[andyridgeley]

#personal thingys #gET THE PADDYWAGON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

"The One Thing You Can't Replace" - Ex-Niji Version

AKA the closest I'll ever get to discourse-posting. But if you have quotes for Mint, Doki and the rest, by all means send them in!

Maid Mint: Another story I heard about myself... This one happened in Nijisanji. We had this boss, Mr. Tazumi, and I had a kouhai who went to our agency, Rosemi Lovelock. She was in Obsydia and I was in LazuLight, so she was a gen behind me.

Mint: So Mr. Tazumi was an asshole. And one weekend, he and his yacht decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole. And Rosemi decided to throw a party at the HQ - hooray! So everyone around Niji heard about it, and we all got up individually and said:

Quinn Benet: Okay. Let's go over there and destroy the place.

Mint: I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world! We were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses - we were running wild.

Mint: I walked down... I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement.

[Cut to Michi Mochievee, jumping onto the pool table]

Mint: One kid took a running start and threw her body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

[Cut to Kuro, plotting mischief]

Mint: Another kid found out which office was Tazumi's and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer.

Mint: So the party was going great.

[Chat cheers]

Mint: I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup - you've seen movies - and I'm standing there, and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said, like...

Sayu: Something, something, managers.

Mint: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled:

Mint/Pomu: FUCK THE MANAGERS! FUCK THE MANAGERS!

Mint: And everyone else joined in! Three dozen drunk EN children yelling "Fuck. Da. Managers." with the confidence of guys who have, like, already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore - you know, that "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence. But EN children.

Mint: The reason someone had said "something something managers" was because the managers were there. So an Anycolor manager walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement, and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Fuck the managers!" in his face! And he was almost impressed! He was like, "Wooooowww..." And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: "Get the paddywagon!"

Mint: And my friend Matara - who is now a mother, this woman has babies - she grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled:

Matara: SCATTER!!!

Mint: And everyone ran in a different direction. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Rat-tat-touille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways - we all ran in different directions.

Mint: I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on a washing machine, and I crawled out through a window into the back alley, and now I'm running through the back alley and there was this big chain link fence. And I thought:

Mint/Pomu: I have never climbed a fence that high before!

Mint: And then I woke up at home.

[Chat laughs uproariously]

Mint: On Monday, I went to work, because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the collab, and who do I see but Rosemi Lovelock. And she says to me:

Rosemi: Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?

Mint: And I said no. You know, like a liar. And she said:

Rosemi: Things got really out of hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a dump on Tazumi-san's computer. But the worst thing is, someone stole these old antique photos of Tazumi's grandmother. And our bosses are freaking out about it.

Mint: And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have: "Did I do that?"

[She pauses as chat reacts]

Mint: I figured no, I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure - until, a year later... Relax!

Mint: I'm playing video games with this kid named Dokibird, that we also went to Nijisanji with. A year later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours. And then Doki says to me:

Doki: Hey, come here, I wanna show you something.

Mint: And she takes me into her bedroom, and then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom - never a good thing to have.

Mint: And she shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from Nijisanji parties over the years. And I said: "Why? Why do you do this?"

Mint: And Doki said:

Doki: Because it's the one thing Tazumi can't replace.

[Chat erupts into laughter and cheers]

#maid mint #dokibird #matara kan #michi mochievee #k9 kuro #k9kuro #sayu sincronisity #quinn benet #pomu rainpuff #selen tatsuki #nina kosaka #mika melatika #mysta rias #zaion lanza #kyo kaneko #rosemi lovelock #nijien #nijiid #nijisanji #vshojo #sorry rosemi #i love you but you are Jake MacNamara-core #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: john mulaney #the one thing #the one thing you can't replace #chat #john mulaney mispronouncing “ratatouille” is integral to the bit

[cock-holliday]

One of the most irritating momentum-killing faux-concerns from people when it comes to conflict is the hand-wringing about “if we (you) ___ then people will be hurt/die/etc” as a reason to not engage in meaningful resistance use violence as a tool.

‘If there is a revolution people will die’, ‘if we riot people will get hurt,’ ‘if you resist you will get hurt’ ‘if you fight back, people will die.’

People are already dying, people are already being hurt. I understand the fear of injury in the face of chaos but I need you to understand the horror of brutality carried out calmly.

‘Everything Was Peaceful Until The Uprising’ is a wild disconnect from reality.

Evictions are violence. Arrests are violent. Cops brutalizing people is violence. Poverty is violence. Nazi speeches are violent. Apartheid is violence. Worker abuse is violence. Medical debt is violence.

Oppression is violence.

Little revolutionary acts are resistance too, but pitting pious symbolic gestures or communal aid as being opposite violent response to oppression is disingenuous.

Slave revolts were not the beginning of the violence, Stonewall was not the beginning of the violence, the Haitian Revolution was not the beginning of the violence. The Al-Aqsa Flood was not the beginning of the violence.

Acts of solidarity are survival. Acts of solidarity are coalition building. In some ways it can be liberating. But it is not total liberation.

I will help my immediate circle, I will expand my circle, I will build solidarity with those around me and those far from me, but without a fight, we do not see freedom.

“If you form a blockade so that paddywagon can’t leave, the cops will beat you.”

If I move, the cops will drive away.

There is always risk! If one person blocks a wagon it may be fruitless but symbolic. If a few block the wagon it may buy time for an escape from the back or just be a gesture of solidarity. If many people block the wagon, it can’t fucking leave.

If no one blocks it, business continues as usual, and “order” is restored, and the gears of incarceration grind on unhindered.

How peaceful.

#LJsm #there is undoubtedly a need for risk assessment #and harm reduction #but these convos ring so similarly to abuse situations #the fear ‘if you leave your husband he will kill you’ #needs met with ‘so we need to work to get you to leave as safely as possible’ #which will take time and require building safety nets #but it is ABSOLUTELY NOT NOT NOT #not ‘time to make peace with being here and just make my situation as nice as I can’ #people who stay under abuse are not cowards #people trying to protect you who question your assesement of risk also aren’t cowards #but people on the sideline watching you make a move alerting everyone so they can publicly shame your attempt to escape sure are

[emblemxeno]

Oh Tarrlok needs to be put in the ground yesterday, what the fuck

Leave it to a damn politician to fuck things up for everyone

This season's really good, but they got my good sis Korra locked up in the paddywagon.

#tlok #tlok first watch #the legend of korra #on one hand it IS genuinely frustrating that Korra doesn't ever take the waiting path and thus always makes rash decisions #on the other hand waiting for things to get better through politicking is fucking exhausting #and hardly ever works in the grand scheme #plus i get the feeling that bloodbending isn't exactly well known or allowed in this current era #otherwise Korra prob wouldn't have been so rash

[onlyfangz]

a lot of policing around what words trans people choose to describe themselves and their experiences lately and its honestly concerning.

apologies, officer. i didnt mean to offend. do you want to check to make sure my gender is the same one in my bio? maybe get me to strip and count how many articles of clothing that im wearing match my gender? no, you're right, why bother? let's just bring the paddywagon round just to be safe.

#charlie.txt #and for those who cant read subtext: some of you are indistinguishable from the stonewall cops

[the-iron-fjord]

They couldn’t call them Paddywagons because that would be offensive to the Irish

#toonami #unicorn: warriors eternal

[chiarainirland]

Glendalough

Heute hab ich eine Halbtagestour mit dem Paddywagon von Dublin durch die Wicklow Mountains nach Glendalough gemacht. Ich konnte leider niemanden, den ich kenne überzeugen mitzukommen, deswegen habe ich die Tozr alleine gemacht. Allerdings habe ich einen guten Tipp bekommen mich einfach neben jemanden zu setzten im Bus, der nett aussieht. Das hab ich dann auch gemacht und so eine nette Amerikanerin kennen gelernt. Sie ist 19 und studiert grade für ein Semester in Frankreich und ist grade auf einem Wochenend-Trip in Irland. Wir haben uns gut verstanden, sind zusammen um den ersten See, zum zweiten See gelaufen. Sie hat auch netterweise ein paar Fotos von mir gemacht und ich auch ein paar von ihr. Danach haben wir uns noch eine heiße Schokolade geholt und sind zurück zum Bus gegangen.

Glendalough ist wirklich schön. Dort ist so eine beruhigende entspannte Atmosphäre (vorallem an den beiden „kleinen“ Seen. Sehr angenehm. Und es gab so viele Bäume, die aus sahen als ob sie perfekte Kletterbäume wären und kleine Pfade abseits des Weges wo man bestimmt gut lang rennen könnte.

Die Bustour war sonst leider nicht so spannend wie ich gehofft hatte. Unser Busfahrer hat eigentlich nichts erzählt und es gab auch keine Musik im Bus :(

Alles in allem hatte ich aber einen schönen Tag und hab mal wieder was neues gesehen :)

#experience #nature #self improvement #exchange

[detournementsmineurs]

Street art signé de l'artiste Paddywagon à Bastille, Paris, août 2022.

#StreetArt #végétal #Paris #Paddywagon

[soapkaars]

Do you have any headcanons about Herman in particular? Love your art of the medical malpractice funnybunch and also all your art btw

It's been Christmas and New Years and so I kept on forgetting to answer this! I'm so sorry I had to make you wait! And thank you!

So when it comes to dear old Herman... I don't have a lot of headcanons for him, as I got into the character late and a lot of other people (@medical-malpractice-malewife especially) already had a lot of cool headcanons that I felt were much better than anything I could ever imagine.

What I do like to think about is how he met Jonathan, and what happens to him after the film ends. My ideas always change depending on what mood I'm in or how inspired I am. For instance, for a while I imagined him to have fled to Venezuela (I once, long ago, lived there) and I thought it would be fun to have him set up a practice in Maracaibo. (I like the colored houses there haha)

But that was before I warmed up to the idea of Jonathan and him being a couple! Now I feel like he wouldn't so easily run away Jonathanless and he'd at least try and help Jonathan escape from the police!

One of my favourite headcanons for that is Einstein dressing up like a policeman and bringing Jonathan to the paddywagon under the pretense of 'transferring him to a high security prison' and then the two just booking it the moment they knew they weren't being followed. Also because I think it would be hilarious and keeping in spirit with the film - police shenanigans, policeman talking out loud about the accomplice while Herman is, just, there, his eyes growing larger and his expression growing even more worried and hysterical, and also 'Chonny' trying to kill him in his own half-baked escape plan before realising it's his husband and then trying to kill him out of a conviction Herman may have ratted him out or joined the police before his braincells finally kick in and he realises Herm's there to help him escape, you doofus.

I don't know, there's just something so appealing about neurotic psycho killers and I always try to imagine stuff that makes their neuroses ten times worse hahaha.

Anyways, because I made you wait so long here's a drawing to honour my original headcanon of Johnny and Herman in Maracaibo

#ask soap #jonathan brewster #herman einstein #arsenic and old lace #medical malpractice #headcanon #maracaibo #drawing #procreate #thanks for asking!

[incarnateirony]

Damn yall, jumping right to the archives, are we? Finally bothering to read all the shit you stuck your head in the sand and screamed against impulsively?

Yall blease someone get the paddywagon for these ladies, they are so obsessed they're trying to figure out how to avoid me routing them to a rickroll every time they show up, but only them. VPNs didn't work. Relays didn't work. Coming in bare assed thinking I wouldn't notice wouldn't work. They got hit with Gabriel NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UUUUUUUUUUUP three times in the last hour. (over a dozen times in the last day or two, but 3 around when they were digging.)

All while having burned upwards of 2 years on convincing themselves me ignoring them was a sign they won or tricked me, because the retards think they're the center of the universe and were bragging about shit that had nothing to do with their shitty rigs. And now they've been eating dirt off of my outright automation of STILL mostly ignoring them, for THREE DAYS, and they're just. They're still trying to find a way. And they still think they're in any way looking powerful. Or remotely sane.

[choctalksalot]

really love the tumblr cycle of saying weird shit as until it becomes the norm. then someone comes along and one-ups it by remixing until it becomes Weirder Shit. until THAT becomes the norm, and the cycle continues. i can fix him. i can't fix him. i can make him worse. i can pick him up just like this. stop trying to tamper with my specimen. splice combo, girl help he made ME worse. we circle through the absurdism of it, deeper and deeper down this drain, a crowd-pulled paddywagon of the nigh insane competing to say the most out of pocket shit possible

we haven't hit the bottom yet. i don't know whether to be excited, or afraid

#choc talks #tumblr #should i tag that? i have no clue #words

[zwoelffarben]

Y'all not ready for this dream.

So my brother and I (I do not have a brother) go time travelling because reasons and wind up in I think it's hawaii, but in an alternate universe wher the islands are bigger.

Our time machine crashes so we're stuck until we can get the parts to fix it, and with no ideas we head down the road towards town were we see a roving pack of feral gangster hogs harassing a local business man, so we steal their car.

Only problem is neither of us can drive stick so we crash it a few miles down when it fails to shift gears. This is the start of the police search for us. But, we see another shake down happening and intervene. This leads us through a recidential district to a 'historically significant' Black man's house, and he's like "Ah hell nah, I can smell the trouble on ya." but the his wife is like, "Let em in." So we go in, there a bit about how curtains aren't considered the same here as they are elsewhere.

Turns out the historically significant Black man was a dentist. so we're in his office when the pigs but down the door looking through ever 'troublemakers' house for us without a warrent. We surrender ourselves and are now in the back of a paddywagon with the rest of a blues brothers gang worth of troublemakers.

As we're passing by a concert hall, we slip our cuffs and get out. The musicians go do the blues brothers thing, and here the dream splits into two different scenarios. A. we take a turn into some secret catecombs under the concert venue which was the reason we timetravelled. or B. we take a radio show covering the concert hostage and explain the events of the dream live on the air, before saying a secret code word that our contact at the time traveling agency'll hear and be like "shit: I guess I need to get off my ass and extract them."

Also, I was a deer the entire time.

And then I woke up.

[cock-holliday]

There’s so much debate about whether people are inherently selfish or selfless—and there’s the lukewarm stance that ohoho anything done selflessly that makes you feel good is still a selfish want. I think the biggest indicator of inherent goodness is people’s desire to try.

So much of humanity’s worth is stored in success and achievement. Only when the end result is desirable. But I think the process and the willingness is what is most honorable. People’s desire to *try*, in spite of, and I would argue especially in the face of futility is what goodness is.

When the bus driver slammed on the breaks and sent a standing passenger flying, people caught her, but dozens of others reached for her too. There are people who don’t stick with but take up hobbies that remind them of someone. People learning about something that doesn’t interest them because someone they love knows about it. People rushing to help in emergencies. The first people to step in front of the paddywagon during an eviction. People struggling to comprehend a big change for someone they care for. “He a little confused but he got the spirit.” Revolutions doomed to fail. Unlikely friendships. Complicated relationships.

I don’t think success is the end all be all. The end result is not the sum total of how much people care. Willingness, intent, effort, a desire to help—THIS, especially in the face of insurmountable odds, in an uphill battle, knowing you might not or definitely won’t succeed but trying anyway? That’s goodness.