sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go
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JOSHUA TREE NATIONAL PARK
Lost Palms Oasis Trail
The Planet D
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I know your daddy's a sultan / A nomad known to all / With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him / Jump at his beck and call / But you won't need no harem, honey / When I'm by your side / And you won't need no camel, no no / When I take you for a ride
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ok decided to put boots purchase off for now because it was stressing me out + soon it will b winter aka ronald mcdonald boots (the red leather steel toed construction boots that my ma got like 30 years ago & r still like working great) season. so really i don't have to think about this until spring. anyway instead because i was so fucking stressed & miserable i ordered a cute tiny green corduroy backpack + a bunch of cryptid themed patches for it. bc i think mac's cute awesome backpack full of stuff that sparks joy is such a good idea. & it literally isss im so excited about it..
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macrodermaderes, more commonly called a oasis fleshhoof, are large seelenlos which wander around the oasis that they call home, eating the “leaves” off of nearby trees and the fruits of ammonianthus, theres usually about 4 to 5 macrodermaderes around oases, they will mate with each other whenever their oasis’ particular ammonianthus begin fruiting, laying about 20 eggs per clutch very soon after their young hatch they will leave the oasis their oviparent lives in, similar to ostoexoapo and most ichthyongiu with every macrodermaderes they reproduce with they both fertilize their mates eggs and get their eggs fertilized by their mate, they have a small layer of fuzz on their back to avoid the radiation from their star, and a large dewlap on their neck to help with thermoregulation, if you have any questions at all please dont be afraid to ask im more than overjoyed to answer
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Yes! He always has the perfect answer.
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Nebula Oasis Bar (episode 1)
In the year 3140, the universe stretches into an intricate patchwork of alien races, ready to challenge the boundaries of the unknown.
Among the countless intergalactic frontiers, one world in particular captures the attention of all living species: the rocky planet called Queridian.
Here, at the epicentre of its only metropolis, Queridian City 22, a swinging, mysterious light radiates from the window of an unassuming bar. It is here that the threads of destiny intertwine, uniting souls from every corner of the universe.
This modest haunt, known as the Nebula Oasis Bar, has become the hub of countless stories, a melting pot of adventures that we are now about to narrate...
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why do so many 90s songs reference “mr jones”. honestly iconic of rnm to name a villain jones just because of that
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I swear I didn’t make a garlic pretzel bun at 9 at night while reading the long way to a small angry planet
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