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#ROR Confucius
criesinitalics · 1 month
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What Record of Ragnarok characters smell like.
According to what I wrote in my notes app on the 21st of December, 2021. (With comments)
Poseidon: Obviously fish. He’s a fishy boy, just arrived from Greece, landed like fresh tilapia. (This is a Rupaul’s drag race reference, but I have no idea who said this.) Maybe a bit like saltwater?
Adam: I’d say grass but the most likely answer is animal shit. (I mean, he is surrounded by them.)
Eve: Flowers. And animal shit.
Loki: Your ex bf’s sweater, or e-boy perfume.
Raiden: Sweaty rice (???)
Kojiro: Burning wood or forest.
Thor: Your fingers after you touched that static ball that makes your hair stand up.
Buddha: It is cannon that he smells good, best bet flowers and sugar.
Aphrodite: Milk. (I don’t think I was implying anything weird with that either, she just gave that vibe. I probably specifically strawberry milk or rose or champagne would fit better.)
Geir: Teenage anxiety. (god bless her soul.)
Heracles: Also sweat, with a hint of BBQ sauce.
Hemidal: Metal, the good kind. (whatever that means?)
Parvati, Kali, Durga: Smoothies, Cola, Fresh Laundry (In order. I like grouping them together :] )
Socrates: Unidentifiable.
Jesus: Wine, duh.
Confucius: Flower-scented stationary.
Zerofuku (Baby): Puppy breath. (I have no idea what this smells like btw but I heard it’s actually good.)
Zerofuku: Shattered dreams.
Ares: Comedy. (?????)
Zeus: The inside of that one unopened, unwashed water bottle you left on your bedside drawer for awhile.
Brunhilde: She’d kill you before you even get a whiff.
Jack The Ripper: London rain or a tea soaked cigarette.
Odin: Your grandpa’s old army uniform.
Hermes: The inside of a wooden instrument.
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riseofamoonycake · 3 months
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So, I have an university exam in two weeks and even if I am a grown adult I would like to start crying like a baby, then I created this thing to give me energy.
Students of every level, it is all dedicated to us.
RoR characters dealing with a student!reader
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Hades
Exigent and paternal at the same time. He wants you to do your best and sometimes keeps repeating to you to study study and study again... but he is also the type to sit near you and stay by your side while listening at you repeating the lesson, reassuring and comforting you, giving you a lot of advices to learn better and faster.
He surely brings you to the glory.
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Kintoki
Very calm, he doesn't push you to do anything and smiles at you often, especially if he sees you nervous about the test. With every page you turn he showers you with sweets, pats on the head and back and reassurances. He asks you questions specifically to make you think and rewards you every time you know the answer. With him you come prepared to the exam… and probably saturated with sweets.
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Confucius
The cheerleader. Confucius is always by your side to cheer you up: he brings you water and snacks, gives you a shoulder massage, asks you if everything is okay, if you are ready, if you feel calm, if something hurts… In the end, you have to gag and tie him up so you can study. And he even accepts, if he can still stay by your side and give you all his support. A good boy certified.
Also, the day of the exam, he nearly cries and screams your name like a mad man. A bit embarassing, but totally sweet.
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Shiva
He does the lucky dances to help you, and the funny thing is that they work: or at least, they make you laugh so much that all the anxiety goes away and you find yourself learning everything without difficulty, with tranquility and quickly. The test goes great, and you had already guessed this, and now a new challenge presents itself: trying to slow down Shiva, because now he gives himself all the credit for the victory and doesn't want to listen to reason.
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Okita
This golden child sits by your side and keeps you company every time you study, bobbing up and down with his adorable ponytail and baby-like smile as he listens to you repeat patiently. He often corrects you even if you say something wrong, or comments on your words and gives you an opinion on how you do repeat, if everything is clear or if you need to be more confident. A calming presence… but remember to take care of yourself, or he will tear you away from the books, dragging you away as soon as he gets tired and then forces you to follow him elsewhere.
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Loki and Anubis
These two threaten professors and teachers that if they don't let you pass the exam, then they will be the ones who won't pass the night. Because of the study you cannot give them the attention they deserve, and this is already a huge affront; even more, if the professors don't let you pass, then they really asked for the war, and then the difficult thing will be to avoid a massacre and keep everyone safe.
Good luck.
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Bishamonten and Benzaiten
Bishamonten is inflexible: he wants you to do your duty and well, he monitors your progress and questions you at the end of the day; however, once you have done your work, it allows you to relax and doesn't make you pull all-nighters, because he knows it is counterproductive, and rather pushes you to give your best during the moments when you are most active. Benzaiten, on the other hand, would do nothing but cuddle you and is sorry to see you bent over books for hours, so, like a good Goddess of Knowledge, she stands by you gently and gives you the energy you need. Often she and Bisha get into arguments because they have different visions of the matter, and then goodbye to study.
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The Science Crew
Confucius pt. 2, especially Edison and Einstein, but there is also the ingenious component: together they do their utmost to teach you everything they know, repeat it a thousand times and make you learn it in a uncountable ways, until you know everything perfectly and, above all, you have learned it by reasoning. It will take time and in fact they are not in a hurry, what matters is that you understand the subject thoroughly and it is not something you learn just because you have to, and in this they prove to be excellent teachers, patient and proud. Whatever happens.
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Adam
He is proud of you regardless, whether you pass the exam or not. He doesn't care that much, nothing, nothing could make him lose the respect he has for you. Studying isn't everything in life and not all of us have to succeed, for him it is enough to see your commitment, and how it goes, without too much drama.
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Apollo
He doesn't care if you pass your test or not, but this god wants you not to forget to take care of yourself; therefore, while you study, he styles your hair, keeps you tidy, puts on your make-up, arranges your clothes, intersperses observations with beauty advice, and when necessary he lifts you by taking you under the armpits, takes you off the table and forces you to take a walk in nature, to regenerate yourself and let you breathe beneficial air. Every day he checks that you get enough sleep, that you don't forget to eat and drink, and that you take a relaxing bath to reward yourself. And if you don't, well, then he steps in. And at this point there's nothing you can do against him-
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praisethesuuun · 4 months
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Hiiii there, can I request some headcanons about Indra x you in Omegaverse? you can apply it to some of the other characters in ROR as well. thank you <3
Here you go, sweetheart! Your king Indra is here to mark you all up~♡ hope I nailed it!
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RoR Omegaverse AU headcanons: Indra, Bishamonten, Confucius!
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INDRA
🚬Indra is absolutely an alpha, one of those who pretends to be relaxed and then disintegrates anyone who tries to touch his omega.
🚬Its smell is strong, being of smoke and wet grass, a pungent contrast. You will find that mold of his everywhere and woe betide you when you go out without it, Indra will bite your neck again and again, he will lick you everywhere to fill you with the aroma of his hormones.
🚬Indra will always be by your side in some way. He may mark you with more than just his scent or bite, you may find yourself with a tattoo similar to his. The fact is that Indra is deeply jealous of you, even if he persists in appearing relaxed and indifferent.
🚬"Honey, where are you going? I see...can you go buy me some tobacco? Maybe a lighter. You know what? I'll tag along-"
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CONFUCIUS
📜Oh please, this guy is a total omega. Once he has your bite on his neck, Confucius will follow you everywhere like a puppy, giving you all the affection in the world.
📜It wouldn't surprise me if he sometimes pretended to be in danger only to have you come running to his rescue. You are his greatest protection and source of comfort, Confucius knows that you would never trade him for anyone else. But sometimes, all he wants is a little attention.
📜The man will ask you to put your smell back on him every time you make love, it's like a toxin and he can't help it. Confucius wears it like the finest perfume, it's something he can't do without.
📜"Mommy/Daddy...please, I think I need it again..."
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BISHAMONTEN
😡GRUMPY ALPHA. GRUMPY ALPHA! Bishamonten is the ultimate pissed off alpha, the one that will keep you like his most valued possession.
😡Despite this, he almost never expresses his possessiveness except in bed, after all, not even he can afford to show weakness to certain desires in front of others. Bishamonten would feel it as a form of dishonor, since he wants to avoid being compared to certain deities who just can't live without sex (*cough* Zeus *cough*)
😡Everyone fears his wrath, everyone. So he may not bite you as often to freshen up the bite. There is no danger to your relationship and Bishamonten is anything but insecure, he knows that your bond is for life and the other deities know it too. The only mark you will have will always be his, and it will never, ever become a scar.
😡"Don't look at me like that, I promise to spoil you later..."
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m3l-moony · 1 month
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My Night Queen, I have an interesting request for you...
Confucius with a dark haired fem!reader, they playfully compete about who has the best and the darkest hair, and the winner can do what he/she wants to the loser... but the loser ends up liking the situation!
Nothing NSFW or vulgar, only cuteness and love!
Enjoy!
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👾 a/n: Luna! I had so much fun doing this!! my hair is so black, I kind of had to stop myself from projecting myself in this writing 💀
📂 – fem! reader, fluff, slight suggestive ig?, Confucius being Confucius, just the purest love for my husband ♡ short hcs, sorry '^'
Confucius competing with dark haired! fem! s/o
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Confucius loves his hair and yours!
So... Why not have a competition to see who has the darkest hair??
You will probably spend a long time, almost hours, trying to prove who has darker hair...
Doing hairstyles, haircare, washing each other's hair... Anything, at this point it's more quality time than a competition!
If he wins: Confucius drags you with him to do exactly what he wants~
Go for a walk, get your hair done together, do something fun that's stupid at the same time but he's adorable so how would you turn him down–?!!
Plus, seeing that long hair of his down?! Yes, you winned more than him.
If you win: This precious thing is in your hands. He will do whatever you want without even thinking twice, he doesn't care what you chose to do, he just throws himself into it!
Well, now you have the most precious boy in the palm of your hands, make the most of it~ 😉
In fact, he's capable of admitting defeat to do whatever you want!! ❤️ he's an angel, isn't he?
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nicasdreamer · 9 months
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Record Of Ragnarok Barbie meme: Round 6 + The 3 sages
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Enjoy part 6 everyone!!
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belladonazeppole · 1 year
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Record of Ragnarok (Manga), Record of Ragnarok (Anime) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Buddha/Confucius, Buddha & Confucius, Buddha & Jesus, Buddha & Socrates, Buddha & Confucius & Jesus & Socrates Characters: Buddha (Record of Ragnarok), Confucius (Record of Ragnarok), Jesús (Record of Ragnarok), Sócrates (Record of Ragnarok) Additional Tags: Female Confucius, Genderbending, Gender or Sex Swap, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Fluff, Established Relationship, Platonic Relationships, Carnaval, The Four Sages Summary:
Buddha decides to bring the rest of the sages to a human world carnival to chill and enjoy.
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luxthestrange · 9 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#197 Life rules by you
Y/n: Here are my three life rules!
Human Fighters:???
Y/n: Number one! If you sleep with two people with the same name, They actually cancel each other out and lower your body count!
Raiden*Was gonna retort but is now thinking about his body count*...
Y/n: Number two! Being hungover is not a feeling, it is a state of mind Let it goooo~
Lu bu*Stop drinking*...
Y/n: Number three, IF YOU DONT SIN JESUS!-*Points at Jesus, Buddha, Socrates & Confucius*DIED FOR NOTHIN!?!
The four sages*Left speechless at the youngest human antics*
Brunhilde:...Someone get Adam or Eve please-
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 5 months
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Hello, Can I request RoR x Pokemon? Romantic or Platonic
Human Reader as guardian (or adventurer/ hero/saint/other) figure or similar to the sages (Buddha, Jesus, Confucius, Socrates), for Pokemon Pantheon …
Known for selfless, pure-hearted, friendly, and brave. Can be passive-aggressive or serious when something dangerous happens with Pokemon or closed ones…
You can add this, if you want.
(Reader Has abilities/powers, that she's born w/ or received, and they are;
Pokemon communication/empathy;
psychic/aura-like powers (or similar to the characters from the movies/animes; like, Baraz & Meray's, Damos & Sheena's, Aura Guardian Riley's, and/or others…)
knows to Sing/Play instruments of the songs of the legendary Pokemon; like Lugia's song, Oración, May's Lullaby in Jirachi Movie, Relic song…
has the Legendary artifacts/items, some that summons the legendary pokemon. (ex. Arceus-Azure flute/other.) and some are needed to be guarded. (ex. Eon Duo-Soul dew/other)
Reader's as the one who 1st discover and the gimmicks, such as, Mega Evolution, Z-crystals/Moves, Gigan/dyna -max, Terrasteral/others…)
Whenever Legendary pokemon wants to go out to explore places outside/inside of their region, They want Reader to join them as an escort/guard, they also enjoy each others company, and if they encounter trainer/s that wanted to battle the legendary pokemon, They told Reader to go battle with trainer/s to see if they're okay to battle them, Mostly Reader wons or just they finish it swiftly and disappear…
Whenever a challenger or a threat meet Reader and they explain their reasons (lies and/or honest) and/or challenge Reader to get/met Legendary pokemon, then Reader challenge them to a battle, and Reader always won…
however, if its someone's a bigger threat (ex: Volo, team villains, others), and probably uses force/trick (ex. Ambush/other) to get to the Legendary…
until someone's who are truly worthy (Player, Champions, or others) to challenge Legendary pokemon, they Battle reader and they won then Reader take them to the Legendary pokemon's summoning place but they accept it of couldn't capture it…
What are the reactions/interactions of Reader w/ RoR Characters?
-The Pokemon Pantheon was a relatively new Pantheon, compared to many of the others, but instead of being full of people who earned their place, it was mostly full of Pokemon, all types from normal to legendary Pokemon.
-There were a few humans, trainers and partners of the past who earned their place alongside their partner Pokemon, but the one who oversaw it was a young-looking maiden named Y/N.
-You watched over the Pokemon with gentle kindness but also stern rules, like no attacking others and battles were to be done only on the battlefields you had created for them to burn off energy, as you didn’t want to deal with anymore property damage.
-The Pokemon obeyed your rules, so you didn’t have many problems, just with the new arrivals who were quick to learn.
-You didn’t really interact with the other pantheons, only when you had to, you preferred to be with Pokemon rather than people, as Pokemon wouldn’t betray you, not like your fellow humans.
-You had died young, betrayed by those you had trusted, and you became the patron, as you had died protecting your Pokemon, and the Pokemon look to you as their leader, including the legendary ones, they see you as the boss.
-Your partner Pokemon, who was a Munchlax when you died, but he evolved into a Snorlax, fighting hard to avenge you, but ultimately fell and he arrived shortly after you, was the one who came with you everywhere, following you, protecting you, and comforting you whenever you needed to be comforted.
-All of the tools the trainers have come across on earth were thanks to you- giving them to those you deem worthy, like MC, who in turn uses them to help Pokemon themselves. Then once the mission is done, you retrieve the tools.
-You watch over the legendary Pokemon, the ones who can travel between earth and Valhalla, escorting them down so they can run around and play on earth, and if trainers wish to battle them, for a chance to capture them, they must first defeat you.
-You have thousands of years under your belt, so you are not to be underestimated by any means, especially your partner, who is way more active compared to normal Snorlax, he’s way stronger and way faster.
-If a trainer managed to best you, then you would allow them to approach the legendary, but it was the Pokemon who made the decision, and if they refused, then you would do nothing to sway their mind.
-If one was worthy, you would bid your friend goodbye, but you knew that you would see them again soon, once the trainer who caught them passed on themselves.
-In Valhalla, you welcomed visitors to your pantheon, gods and humans alike, allowing them to befriend and train alongside Pokemon, and all obeyed your rules, mainly of no violence and no trying to take any of your Pokemon if they didn’t want to go.
-People would find Pokemon all over Valhalla, as they could wander, but they always came back home to you at the end of the day.
-You had seen friendships formed between the citizens of Valhalla and your Pokemon, seeing the partnerships that always warmed your heart.
-However, if any were to try to harm your Pokemon, there would be no holding back- many had learned this lesson the hard way. Snorlax quite enjoyed eating popcorn alongside Buddha as you used double slap on several young cocky gods that tried to attack Totodile under your care.
-Many gods used your pantheon as a means to escape from their duties. Poseidon would spend hours in your ocean, swimming in the clear water amongst the Pokemon who were always happy to see him, except for one cranky Quillfish, but he was like that with everyone.
-Buddha loved the vibe of your pantheon, it was so relaxing, he could just nap in the fields amongst the grass types who would sleep around him and cover him with flowers, something that would always make you laugh, seeing him coming up to you, covered in flowers.
-Shiva, Hercules, Thor, Lu Bu, and Raiden all loved training with your fighting types, sparring with them, as their unpredictability always made for good fun.
-Ares, when he needed comfort, when he was feeling sad or just needed to be alone, your fairy types were always quick to swarm him, cuddling all around him, making him feel so loved.
-You loved your Pokemon, all of them, seeing them running around, flying, swimming, having fun, enjoying their peaceful lives from your perch on Snorlax’s stomach, laying on top of him as he slept. This truly was a paradise.
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hellany · 4 months
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The four sages (ror) in Soda drama fight again would be so funny thinking about it.
Jesus-Kourtney
Confucius-Kim
Socrates-Chloe
Buddha-Nicki Minaj
Yall should watch it in YouTube its so funny💕🤙.
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saintsarefake · 3 years
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Buddha, Confucius & Jesus: *screaming*
Socrates, running into the room: What's wrong, Jesus?!
Buddha: Wait, why are you asking Jesus that when Confucius and I are also screaming?
Socrates: Because Jesus wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency, heck, he barely even talks! You two scream whenever you have the chance!
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yuko-kakubami · 3 years
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Just a few RoR characters we are probably underestimating the heck out of
So I’ve been asked by one of my friends to make this list and I’m glad they did because I’ve been waiting for someone to ask, so here goes, now half of the characters just look either dorky or weak as hell, and some of their personalities really don’t help them look tougher in that situation either but that doesn’t matter, let’s just start off
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7: Hlökk is definitely on the list because let’s all just face it, this girl is resilient and she may not know how to fight but if she can handle being Jack’s voulnd then she can handle anything, girl is like a diamond, you can’t break it
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6: Aphrodite was originally on the fighting list before edits were made and the author hired his translator, let’s also not forget that she was heartless so it may not be her strength that benefits her but it’s her cold heart that does
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5: So we already know Hermes is a traitor, in mythology he stole like a bunch of cattle as a baby fresh out of the womb and ate them, also was one of the strongest gods in Greek mythology as well as having a REALLY high IQ, he’s basically a mix of Loki and Hermödr, so in other words, he can do damage
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4: I don’t think I need to explain myself here, Chen Gong is a full on yandere that killed people… tons of them irl…. For love and affection, let’s also not forget that he shows the same traits Yuno Gasai showed in the future diary, this boy is literally a “pretty little psycho” and anyone who willingly kills villages to be noticed in history is…. Well batshit crazy 😜
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3: Okay now here me out…. Okay…. Forseti was the god of sight manipulation and justice as well as death, he determined justice like the laws of the court, he may not know how to fight but if he says “hey I want you dead” that means….. your ass is dead! You’d be dead in a second by the power of one teenager, oh and he’s friends with Heimdall and Hermödr… OH HEWLLL NAWWW😳😰🤯🥉
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2: I think we’re underestimating Heimdall here… too the max, okay despite his nice body, that boy is strong as hell in mythology, in the actual tale of ragnarok, not even Loki could beat him, they both died so technically he’s as strong as Loki, sure Heimdall has a big heart and means well, and in a relationship or friendship he’d probably give up everything he had to make sure you are happy… but if you piss him off….. Rest In Peace, I’ll see you in Valhalla, and just know, not only will he kill you but it will probably hurt the whole time you are dying so say your prayers 🥈
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1: Okay, Jesus, Socrates and Confucius, you see these three, that’s just as bad as Heimdall but worse, yeah, they’re gonna gang up on you and it’s over, you’d be out like a light 🥇
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riseofamoonycake · 9 months
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So I wanted to know how would the characters react if a usually serious/strict gn reader came back from a round and when theyre getting treatment the anesthetics making them feel warm/cuddly. For example if adam/eve visit them they'd pull them into a hug saying they love their mom and dad so much
This is the sweetest thing I could write! AAAAA Let's start!
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Warnings: suggestive
Notes: implied ships
Adam and Eve
They are not your natural parents: when they found you you were an orphan, alone and left to your own devices, and they immediately took you with them
Because of the lack of love in the early years of your life, you find it difficult to express your feelings verbally, especially affection and love; you demonstrate them best through actions, while always remaining contained
Adam and Eve know this and defend you every time from those who tell you that you have no empathy and feelings; you are special to them just the way you are, you don't need to change anything
The fact that when Brunhilde contacts you to fight into Ragnarok for humanity you immediately accept is the best proof (for skeptics and those who don't believe in you) that you have a heart
Eve weeps a lot hearing it, fearing for you; Adam manages to calm her down and talks to you for a long time, instilling even more courage and tranquility in you, and when your time comes the two watch the fight together, hand in hand, urging you to give your best
When you win, they are so happy they can't even talk; immediately they go to the infirmary, where you were taken to have your wounds treated, and wait to see you
Once in the room, they both watch over you, exhausted asleep, and they gently stroke your forehead and cheeks waiting for you to wake up
So imagine their surprise when out of nowhere you open your eyes, look at them and immediately smile, and the next moment you jump up, hug them so tight and cover their face with kisses as you scream "Mom, Dad, I love you, I wish I was always with you, I will never leave you!", and immediately afterwards you fall asleep again because morphine has won over you; however, you do it with your head in Eve's lap and your arms around dad's waist
After a moment of stillness, Eve hugs Adam so hard that he stops breathing, then starts crying with joy while Dad weeps too and strokes your hair
Both are so full of emotions and feelings that they remain silent, staring into space with a stupid smile on their faces, for hours and hours. Shhh, leave them be, they're in their Heaven now
Don't worry, they love you just the way you are and won't change a thing about you, but seeing you so cuddly made them melt in a pool of love and they'll remember it forever *^*
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Okita
Okita always interests you: you find him adorable with that funny ponytail and cute smile, and very powerful when the homicidal aura shows off. You admire him a lot, praise his seriousness and his ability, for you he is a model to follow
Also, Okita is a playful guy, and sometimes he manages to make you smile slightly because it is impossible to resist him
He doesn't matter your always serious and strict personality because he finds you very honorable, worthy and interesting and loves to tease you a bit, but without disrespecting you
As skilled warriors, you two often fight together and love to clash in duels where you test your skills; so it is not a surprise that you both get selected for Ragnarok
Okita promises to cheer for you until he loses his voice, and you promise him you'll make sure neither of you lose; shortly after, your turn comes and you say goodbye to him with a long look, wondering why even now you can't tell him everything you feel
The fight is very hard: your opponent is really strong and pushes you to face every limit you have and to experience unpleasant moments. However, the certainty that Okita is watching and cheering you on pushes you to hold on and fight back, giving your best until victory is yours
At that point, Okita cheers like crazy and runs toward the infirmary just after the end, followed by Kondo
Until admitted to the chamber where you rest, he spends his time walking up and down the corridor screaming
When Okita finally manages to get in, he runs up to you, already awake but under the influence of morphine, and smiles warmly at you
You wait a moment, then smile back, stroke his ponytail and then take him by the arms, pulling him towards you. Then, to his surprise, you throw your arms around his neck and kiss him on the nose and cheeks
Awwww, my boyfriend was very worried about me, wasn't he?
He freezes at these words, his mind completely blank, while Kondo watches from the threshold and bursts out laughing at the scene, unable to hold back
Okita is basically 0_0, and remains so for the hours to come, in which you sleep briefly and cuddle, squeeze his cheeks and pat his head whenever you can
Congratulations, you sent the samurai into crisis, 100/100
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Confucius
It goes without saying that when you were selected for Ragnarok, everyone immediately knew it: Confucius did nothing but shout it from the rooftops, running here and there like a top and praising you a lot: even before actually seeing the fight, he knew that you would win, he never had any doubts about it
And yet he spent the whole day before the fight weeping on your knees in despair
Confucius is the light of your days, it is expansive, chaotic and romantic beyond measure; it's your opposite, and that's also why you find each other a lot because it helps you see and understand realities that are different from yours, and you do the same with him
When the moment of fight arrives, you let yourself be embraced and give him a tender pat on the cheek, a gesture that he doesn't expect and which melts him completely. You are a little sorry to enter the Arena leaving him behind, especially now that he's about to cry again, but that's how it must be and, with a last caress on his head, you part with him
Throughout the fight you hear his shouts, his cheering, his eyes on you, and it gives you an absurd strength. You fight for him, you fight to get back to him, and your energy triples to allow you to grant this wish
When you win, the only thing you hear are his screams of joy, because his voice is so loud that it drowns out all the others
Since the fight was very hard and you suffered non-negligible injuries, you need to go to the infirmary; and here Confucius immediately joins you, begging the infirmaries to let him stay
You lose consciousness almost immediately, even before you can say a word; however, when you open your eyes again he is there looking at you, the sweetest smile as he takes your hand and kisses it, confusing and breaking up the words without being able to express what he feels
You stop him and sit down, then you hug him so hard that it takes his breath away, then lie down again dragging him with you on the bed
Hmmm, have you always been so warm and soft, Confucius? I think I'll keep you for life, then!
His face is scarlet, his mouth wide open; no thoughts, head empty, only Confucius with heart eyes
Try not to break any bones, as you now have superhuman strength and a huge desire for hugs and cuddles!
For the rest, do what you want to him because receiving all your kisses, caresses and cuddles is what this puppy has always wanted the most
It is very likely that the nurses will have to force you apart in order to monitor your condition
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The Science Crew (with Tesla)
The entire science crew comes to see you after your fight: you are the youngest of the whole group and your friends were so scared to see you fight but also very proud when you were selected to participate in Ragnarok
All of them showered you with encouragement, advice and love before entering the Arena, even shedding tears and without expecting you to reciprocate their words: the only thing that matters is your return. Please, return to them
Your victory, obtained with the genius, intelligence and originality that has always distinguished you, made them cry and scream with happiness and even if they know you are not the type to cuddle, now they want to at least give you a hug
The first to enter the room are Tesla and Edison (the ones who are crying the most), followed by Marie and Galileo, worried that their noise will disturb you, while Nobel and Einstein are planning to cook your favorite dishes when you get home and Newton is so relaxed now that you have won!
In order not to embarrass yourself too much and make yourself uncomfortable, they decide to send Newton ahead, the calmest of all, an speak first
You look at them all with a slight smile and wave your hand in hello, then you watch Isaac approach and ask how you are and if you are in pain, and to congratulate on your splendid performance. You made them all so proud!
You listen calmly; then, without even letting him finish, you grab the scientist's wrists, drag him towards you and sink your face into his chest, rubbing your cheek against his massive tits and smiling blissfully to everyone else's shock
Hmmm, so soft! Now you are my plush, Sir Newton!
Tesla looks at the whole situation trying to analyze it well but can't, Edison is petrified with his mouth and eyes wide open, Einstein is completely speechless, Galileo is worried about your health and looks at you with concern, Marie covers her mouth without believing what are you doing, Nobel has to do violence to himself not to burst out laughing but he can't, so everyone turns to the man and stares at him laughing and laughing. Newton stands still, not knowing what to do, and lets you treat him like a toy amidst the most diverse and funny reactions from the rest of the group
Many questions will follow this event, we are all sure of this; but for now, let's leave all the space to cuddles ♥️
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riseofamoonycake · 11 months
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Part two eheh
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riseofamoonycake · 7 months
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Hi Luna! How are you? I know I sent a request recently, but if it's okay, could I ask for some drabbles or headcanons for Mama Eve and Papa Adam meeting their beloved child's s/o? (reader can be gn ^^)
You can choose the human or god that reader dates! Feel free to add as many characters as you want ;>
Remember to drink water and take care of yourself correctly!!
Xoxo~ ❤️💖💕🌹🌷💐🌙✨
I've really had my fun doing it, ehehehe, especially imagining Papa Adam watching is precious child unexpectadly (more or less) taking home someone. Did you hear his heart shattering? Yes, yes, now go to Papa and hold him tightly.
AND LET'S BE CLEAR: EVE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO ACCEPT YOUR LOVER. Adam needs to take his time in these things, so... leave him alone for a while, let him cry, and be hopeful.
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Confucius
This ball of sunshine is loved and welcomed in the family as soon as he enters the door: he smiles, showing all his cheerfulness and sweet attitude as his voice explodes in greeting, and Eve stares at him initially with surprise, then with heart eyes and lots of tears of joy while she crushes you in a hug.
The next second, Eve steals him away and starts showing him around the house, while Adam remains still in his place, his expression blank as he stares at you, his heart broken and a tear in the corner of his eye. Dad doesn't trust anyone easily, so he will have a… beautiful?, surely loooong chit chat with your boyfriend, to make sure he understands the rules of the house.
In the end, but truly in the end, he agrees that Confucius is a good, respectful person who will know how to love you deeply.
Never like your father, though.
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Kojiro Sasaki
Only one question arises in Adam's head as soon as he sees Kojiro: isn't he a little too old for you? He keeps staring at him in disbelief, wondering why you choose a granny to bring home; then, he listens to him speak, watches him smile and laugh, witnesses his wisdom and clumsiness, and observes the kindness and respect with which he treats you: and understands that there is more than one reason why you chose him. Dad approves.
As for Eve, she shares her husband's initial thoughts; then, as soon as Kojiro smiles at her, she understands his soul in an instant and immediately welcomes him with warmth, happy that you have found such a person.
In the end, they both like Kojiro a lot.
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Shiva
At first, Adam believes that you had a serious accident and hit your head, because… why. Why such a choice, why a god - not a man, A GOD - so chaotic, so confusing, so laid back… and moreover with three wives! WHY. More than once Eve has to calm him down and speak in defense of Shiva, without managing to convince Adam, but at least keeping him still.
In the end, when they both see how Shiva turns out to have a huge heart and care so much about you, how his wives adore you and have already welcomed you into the family and, not least, thanks to a long mediation speech from Rudra, both Adam and Eve calm down and reevaluate the matter. More quickly Eve, with caution and still some doubts Adam.
However, your happiness always comes before his perplexities, so don't be afraid, be happy with your love, and dad and mom will be happy too.
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Loki
No rights for this god. NO RIGHTS AT ALL.
He is literally banned from your house after one minute, even Eve can't mediate with Adam, because she is totally scared by this gremlin.
Also, everytime dad sees Loki, he chases him, pulling whatever he has in his hand, be it a pine cone or an entire set of knives. He doesn't hear excuses about this: never, ever will his child have an affair with someone like Loki, the god will have to pass over his corpse to have you (dad Adam, don't say it too loudly, please…)
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Marie Curie
How can you remain indifferent to someone as tender, cute, caring and kind as MARIE CURIE??? She is a cupcake. She is the sweetness in person. She is the one, the right one, for you.
Adam can't help smiling whenever he sees this ray of sun and giggles everytime he hears her voice, and Eve adores her after just a second of knowing and gladly answer at all the questions Mary does, looking at everything in awe. Complete perfection.
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riseofamoonycake · 1 month
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*enters doing a ballerina twirl*
Lulu~ 1st: I don't remember if I sent a request before you closed the ask box, I'm sorry if so :(
2: Confucius, Buddha, Bishamonten and Sasaki with a s/o surprising them on Valentine's Day speaking their native language?~
Luv u girl, remember to take care of yourself
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I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS
Don't worry for the other requests, there is one yours I still have to write, but I have a lot of ideas for it mueheheh
SO! The sentences spoken in their native language are in another color, even if still written in english (I didn't want to use Google Translate, sorry)
Language of Love
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💘 Characters: Confucius, Buddha, Bishamonten, Sasaki Kojiro
Warnings: suggestive💓
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Confucius
He brings or waits for you at your favorite place, the one in which you two met for the first time; he arrives here three hours before the date and spends the time walking, running in circles and gesticulating, dreaming of the moment in which he will see your smile and adorable eyes.
The moment you arrive, he runs into your arms, nearly throwing you to the ground due to the ardor he feels, and hugs you tightly while rubbing his face against your chest.
"I am so happy you came, Y/N! Yes I know you were going to come but... but well I am so happy! Stay with me for the entire night, the entire year, all the life."
Sweet puppy goes totally crazy.
Especially when you hug him back and sink the fingers into his obsidian black hair, or if you scrape his neck until he moans and melts under your fingers.
Then you smirk, and narrow your eyes. "Of course I came, sweetheart... after all, you are the only one I could cross the entire world for... my beloved Confucius."
Confucius' smile freezes in his face for the surprise. It cannot be real; he doesn't trust his ears. Did he hear you right? You... your words... "Y/N..."
"Yes, darling?" Come on, try to not laugh now. I dare you.
"Love... did you just speak in... in Chinese?"
"Of course! And I am able to whisper too, right into your ear... or, if you want, I can talk when we reach our bedroom... and then..."
SBAM. Confucius drops to the ground like an apple, passed out. Conquered. Completely taken.
You broke Confucius, bestie. Be proud of yourself.
In the next days, be ready to be followed by him everywhere, his eyes full of adoration, his face dreamy while he begs you every second to keep repeating (in Chinese) how much you love him and how he is your only man. Every. Second.
It is the best gift he could receive *^*
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Buddha
Buddha doesn't like Valentine's Day that much, but agrees to celebrate it with you in order to have all the candies and chocolate he can obtain. For free, also.
So he smiles widely when he sees you coming at his place with a lot of heart shaped boxes wrapped in soft silk as red as your cheeks, your face bright for the excitement and your body covered by clothes as elegant as soft, moving and trembling...
Yes he is waiting you not only for the sweets eheheheh
Buddha comes to help you and takes the boxes, so he can even touch your arms, his long fingers sliding under the sleeves to tease your sensitive wrists and till the elbows.
A grin widens into his face when he sees you jolting and whining in surprise, and he giggles without any shame while you blush and, to not fall to his traps, slap his hand. "Behave yourself, man!"
He stays still for a second, surprised by the sound of these words, this language he hasn't heard for a long, long time, and then takes a deep breath before speaking again. He tries to contain what he is feeling right now, but he is dramatically failing. "Wo, who taught you this? I wouldn't ever imagine you to come out with this... surprise."
"Never underestimate me, little lotus."
"Little lotus..." He comes closer to you, covering you with his height. "It seems someone here needs to control the tongue, or..."
"You don't want to increase the heat, right? Not in public!"
Buddha laughs again, then gently takes your hand and drags you with him. "Let's go inside, then... we have a lot to speak about, and you still have to receive my present..."
You stare at him in the eyes, and can't help blushing again and even more: it is going to be a long night...
Congrats, you won over him, now deal with the consequences.
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Bishamonten
This god is as stern as easy to surprise, and, in the right places and moments, even romantic to the point he can melt and soften like snow under a summer sun. But only with and for you.
So, even if he doesn't show it in public, Bishamonten is happy to spend Valentine's Day with you: due to his duties, he is not always by your side, and he feels sorry and bittered whenever he has to leave you, even if only for some days.
Every moment with you is treasured; every touch, kiss and act of devotion is intense, deep and soft at the same time. And an entire day and night by each other is more than a gift for both of you.
Bishamonten doesn't smile often, to be fair is rare to see his lips curving upwards; but when he sees you running towards him with your eyes sparkling in joy and the arms wide open, ready to close on his huge body and hug him with all the strength they posses, he can't help risking to lose control over himself.
To not fall under your spell in front of everyone (especially of the other Lucky Gods, who are already giggling and looking at you two with a knowing smile), Bishamoten precedes you into your bedroom and only here turns to you, ready to face your cuddles and adoration and to repay you with the same coin.
And he isn't bothered when you jump into his arms and hug his strong neck, proceeding to kiss him all over the face. The god lets you have your way with him and enjoy long, sweet moments, feeling proud and being (secretly) moved by how much you love and care for him.
Then, before resting, you sit up on your bed and smile at him, before kissing him on the forehead and handing him a drawing made by you. The god knows you are a skilled pupil of the Lady of Art and Knowledge Benzaiten, so he is expecting a great gift...
And it is, but actually the thing that surprises him more is not the drawing, but the words written on it.
"For the god who came out from my dreams...", he reads, before lowering his voice, "... You learned my native language..."
You blush a little, then the sweetest smile arises on your face. "Yes, I did. It is my real gift for you, for the lord of my heart. I have a lot to learn yet, but I am working hard, and..."
Bishamonten doesn't let you finish: he grabs you and lifts you into his arms, then presses the mouth on yours in one of the most passionate and intense kisses he ever gave you. You can hear his heart beating like a war drum, and yours matches the sound as soon as the heat of your lover fills your mouth and lungs, and you can't help moaning his name.
"You earned the blessing I am going to give you...", Bishamonten murmurs to your lips, before staring at you and lifting your soul to heaven.
Hurray, a great Fortune is going to fall upon you!
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Sasaki Kojiro
Everyone knows that Sasaki is much smarter and more perceptive than he seems, so it is safe to say that he immediately realizes that you are up to something; however he does not investigate, waiting for things to show themselves.
Since Valentine's Day is approaching, he understands that your elusive and even suspicious attitude could be a surprise associated with it, and the thought already melts him: Sasaki is so humble that anything would please him and make him happy, even a simple flower, a kiss on the nose, a smile and a caress. He doesn't expect anything more, your love is more than enough!
However, he can't help but be more and more excited and curious like a child as the fateful day approaches and the moment of truth along with it.
To help you in your aim, he invites you to the place where you met, holding you close to him all the way to it and treating you with the sweetness and respect with which he won you over.
"If you're tired from walking we can stop, Y/N… you don't have to get tired to make me happy." Words calm, gentle and tender, as his fingers intertwine with yours or caress the back of your hand gently, his gaze full of adoration.
"Ahahahah, you are always so kind to me, Sasaki dear… who knows when we will be married, then! Will you crown me as a deity?"
Immediately, the samurai freezes and turns to stare at you, perplexed, eyes and mouth wide open; then an adorable blush covers his cheeks and he chuckles, running a hand through his hair. "Y/N, Y/N…really, this is a nice surprise!"
You hug him tightly, then leave a kiss on his cheek. "I knew it would make you happy… and since you are the best soul a person could find and dream of, this is the least I could give you!"
Kojiro hugs you back, then buries his face in your hair and nuzzles his nose against it. "Well, at this point… why don't you sing for me? Your voice is so sweet, I would really like it…"
You blush and giggle, then nod. "I can try… but only if you give me a kiss."
You get ten kisses, one in a row.
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riseofamoonycake · 8 months
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LULU!! How do you think snv characters would react to a s/o, usually not very into pda, kissing them in front of someone?? (Their friends) let me kiss confucius in front of the sages or of his disciples, in the name of the lord
Do what you want with it, pour all the love our sweeties deserve out!! Snv has amazing but so underrated characters :(
Awwwww! I loved it a lot, so I decided to take my time and let my fantasy go wild… hope you like the result!
A Kiss To Build A Dream On
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Victims: Confucius; Bishamonten; Shiva
Warnings: none
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Confucius
You snort once, and immediately after again, supporting your head with one hand to keep it from rolling to the ground from boredom. Once again you were deceived; once again you have fallen into the trap that Confucius wove with great wisdom, and now you find yourself in the middle of another long, slow meeting of philosophers, wondering why it always has to end like this: why the big eyes of the man you call husband convince you every time, why you always have to be weak in front of the bright smile with which he runs to you to greet you after five minutes of not seeing each other, why you melt in his arms and let your reputation as an inflexible and severe divinity falter. Damn it, just his voice makes you tremble, let alone seeing that ray of sunshine rush with the joy of children and knowing that he is doing it for you… 
«Y/N! Come, Y/N, they want to meet you here!»
You curse to yourself for the umpteenth time, then barely raise your gaze to meet that of Confucius, enthusiastic as always as he jumps around you like a little bird and pulls you by the arm to get you up from the seat you call home for a few hours, and you dramatically throw your head back. «Confucius, my love, no…»
«Please! I promise I won’t embarrass you, I just want to introduce my heart to my friends!»
You look back at the human with half-closed eyes, then hint at a smile that could soon become a grin. «Hmmm… really?»
Confucius sweetly smiles at you when he sees you get up from the seat, he intertwines his fingers with yours while he gives you a light kiss on the cheek and then leads you with him, towards a group of people who are creating infernal chaos and who, obviously, can only be his friends.
«Here we are! So, I―»
This time, you are faster than the young man; and when you grab his face and trap his lips with yours, you feel him stiffen against you. Even if your eyes are closed, you know that Confucius is staring at you in disbelief and confusion, not understanding what is happening: his always strict love… kissing him in front of everyone? WHAT NEW IS THIS?
You smile at his reactions and deepen the kiss even more, letting go of his face to caress the nape of his neck and back, wrapping your arms around his waist and squeezing his body against yours, preventing him from running away. Oh no, Confucius will stay here with you now, you have captured him and you will not let him go before you have made him suffer everything you have in mind.
«Lov― love?», the philosopher murmurs, his eyes wide open and his face completely red, when you break away from his lips to let him breathe; and you laugh at his indescribably funny expression, then lick the tip of his nose. «Hmmm, you’re always so good⁓ I want to have more of it!», you comment, biting his cheek immediately afterwards and making him squeal. «Y/N! Not in front of everyone!»
«But Confucius, you are attracting everyone’s attention, just like you wanted❤️»
«It’s your fault!»
You laugh again, then lift him into your arms like a puppy and throw him over your shoulder. «Really? Oh my, I’ll have to make it up to you then! Come, let’s go think of a way to do this», you exclaim before turning, waving everyone goodbye and leaving the meeting with your prey in the clutches, triumphant.
Well, it seems like the day has taken a funnier turn now…
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Bishamonten
«Benzaiten, I’m about to get angry! Watch out for yourself!»
«And what should I do about it? What do I have to do with your problems?"
«Listen to her! Come here, then, don’t run away!»
«Hey, do you want to be quiet for a bit, you two? You’ve been going on for hours, stop it!»
You raise your eyes from the cloak you are repairing and observe with a smile Benzaiten, Ebisu and Hoteison arguing and bickering with each other as usual, and then giggling as you notice the goddess leaving her two companions behind to go to Jurojin, quietly sitting in the middle of a meadow, jump around his neck to hug him and start tormenting him with a flower, chased by Ebisu’s curses and invectives. Since you have been with them, your days have become decidedly more lively: the quiet of the priesthood in the temple of the Seven Gods of Fortune is far away, the silence is an illusion that the arrival of the same divinities to which you were consecrated has taken away… and now, now there is a completely different existence before you. But for this, you only have to thank the divinity standing next to you, immobile staring at the growing chaos of the gods he leads, his gaze severe and inflexible. Dear Bishamonten… sometimes you feel compassion when you see him confront his gods and only temporarily put a stop to their screams; and sometimes you really can’t help but smile, always for the same reason. It is your family, after all.
Today, however, it is almost without realizing it that you make a movement to the side and sit closer to him, resting your head against his side and softly rubbing your cheek against it in an attempt to comfort him. Out of the corner of your eye you see the god turn his head and stare at you up and down with an indecipherable expression, and you purposely raise yours to meet his eyes and smile at him. The next second, without you knowing anything but only that you want it, you want it so much, you stand up and throw your arms around his neck, then leave a slow, long kiss on his lips.
At that same moment, all discussion ends and silence falls around you, and you have to make an enormous effort not to burst out laughing or stare at Bishamonten’s face, which is now stiffer than ever and has even stopped breathing, or that of the other divinities, petrified as they stare at you in the most unthinkable expressions. You don’t go back to your work, it is impossible now: you sit back calmly and wait for the world to implode, accepting everything that comes next, and you sigh as if you have just freed yourself of a great weight.
It is Benzaiten who takes care of bringing everyone back to normality, and she does it in a big way. «I want a kiss from Y/N too! Me too!!», screams the goddess, abandoning an astonished Jurojin to run to you and jump on top of you without thinking twice. You laugh and willingly fall under the body of your lady, who begins to kiss all over your face and hugs you tightly while bursting out laughing herself and complimenting you on the bold action, as well as adding comments of a less innocent nature; next to you, Bishamonten is still stuck in his immobility and doesn’t shake even when you caress his arm and smile at him with all the sweetness you are capable of, your face as red as he is. Since neither of you is the most open person in showing affection, especially in front of everyone, today’s gesture will need to be explained in private... and when the god gets up and turns to you, you can’t help but feel a familiar shiver take over your legs and make you look away while biting your lips.
A great fortune is about to come your way… perhaps.
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Shiva
Rain, rain and more rain. The season you hate has come, and no one, not even the gods, can escape it. Damn.
«Are you cold, little lotus? Come here…»
You smile slightly as Shiva hugs you from behind, holding you close to his chest as if he wanted to incorporate you into it, and you half close your eyes as you feel his heart beating against your back and resonating within your own body. For a moment, the humidity and fearful weather move away from you, and even the sound of drops on the roof of the building breaks into a different melody, while the glass in the room instantly dries out and a ray of sunshine begins to make its way through the heavy cloak of clouds.
«Don’t choke Y/N, love!»
Parvati’s voice is as sweet as a caress and as gentle as her laugh, and it makes you smile more as soon as it reaches you; you also hear Durga giggling while Kali murmurs something in a whispering voice, then it is the Goddess of War who speaks again: «Dear, Shiva doesn’t leave you alone for a moment, eh? Honey, Y/N was supposed to be all for us today!»
In fact, you should have been alone with the god’s wives, because all four of you had decided to spend the day among yourselves, to talk and get to know each other more, since it wasn’t long ago that Shiva brought you in the palace and married you; but the Lord of Destruction decided otherwise and slipped into the room with his normal confidence, and now all his arms are wrapped around you and you couldn’t escape from him even if you wanted to.
«I don’t think I’ll ruin your day if I cuddle Y/N for a while! Come on, at least let me give you a kiss! Another one!»
You giggle as soon as you feel Shiva’s lips resting on your head and instinctively lean more against him, humming from the sweetness of feeling his mouth on you. You observe the world around you one more time, so you take his hand and, to his surprise, now you are the one leaving a kiss on it.
At that point, the god tenses his face to better observe what you are doing, and you catch him off guard again by raising your head and shooting upwards, so this time it is his mouth that is trapped by yours. The gesture surprises even yourself, because you usually don’t do any of these things in the presence of someone else, so you blush and quickly withdraw, biting his lip slightly and moving your gaze elsewhere.
«Hmmm… I like it! Do it again⁓»
You blush even more, and Shiva laughs in his deep, low, vibrant tone. Like a tiger, he remains motionless and awaits your movements before striking, but you only notice this when his hands open a little and free you, and his eyes narrow in a sly expression. «Oh, so the dove wants to play…», the god murmurs with a smirk when you take a step forward and detach yourself from his person, only to be followed closely by him.
Parvati, Kali and Durga don’t say anything, however they look at each other and smile with a knowing look, especially when you and Shiva start playing and you step back, your cheeks still red but from the excitement and the desire to tease him without, if possible, succumbing easily.
«You say, Great Shiva? Oh, how unfortunate», you murmur, changing angles and backing towards the door, glancing at his wives and grinning in response to their gazes.
Shiva is about to leap and reach you, but Parvati and Kali are faster and attach themselves to his legs, blocking him temporarily; Durga, on the other hand, opens the door in front of you, giving you a light push and patting your shoulder. «Run, Y/N, run with all your might! Don’t let him win!», she urges you while you respond with a laugh and start running along the corridors of the building, making the most of the advantage you have been given.
«Eeeh? Hey, this is unfair to your husband! We’ll talk about it later, my queens… but now, if you’ll excuse me, I have someone to hunt… Y/N! Y/N, where are you? Come on, don’t be so shy, your husband needs you!»
You chuckle in response, trying not to make too much noise, and formulate the next move in your plan. Who knows if Shiva will be convinced until the end that he is the hunter, or will he eventually begin to believe he is the prey…
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