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delightfully-deranged-dagur · 9 months

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Finished my Total Drama OC Cast!

Let's meet the cast!

Alex. The Attention Hog

Doesn't care about anything except having everyone's attention on him. I mean, why wouldn't you pay attention to him. He's ripped, he's clever, he's hot, he's got muscles, did I mention he's ripped?

Finn. The Workaholic

Money, money, money. That's what Finn dreams about. It's why he works 6 different jobs and sleeps 2 hours a week. (If he's lucky) He loves money. He wants a lot of it. But the only way he'll accept it is through hard work.

And what's harder then winning Total Drama?

Gabriel. The Pretentious Goth

He barely glanced at you and he's already unimpressed with you. You're just not up to Gabriel's standards. Too mainstream and normal. Have you ever even worn a corset?

Just because he thinks he's better then you doesn't mean he has to constantly remind you of it. And yet he does.

Darla. The Visionary

Darla doesn't create art. She IS art. She breathes, eats and drinks art!

What exactly does she consider art? Oh you know, the usual. Glueing her schools desks to the ceiling. Swapping out the football uniforms for ballgowns. And of course, shaping her hair into the shape of the moon.

Rachel. The Rodeo Star

This devious diva has it all. Brains, brawn and beauty. And she's planning to walk away with the million keeping that all intact.

She's not a bad person, really. Just competitive. If she wasn't competing, she'd rather treat her fellow contestants to one of her Rodeo shows and some home-baked pie.

Raheem. The Oblivious Heartthrob

Raheem doesn't seem to realize how attractive he is. In fact, he doesn't realize a lot of things. He's kind and pretty book smart. But he's just terrible at reading social cues.

He feels terrible whenever he offends someone or make them upset because he didn't read their emotions properly. He doesn't really know to fix this issue so he just puts on a smile and suppresses his turmoil.

Olive. The Doormat

Coming from a big family where she doesn't feel like she fits in, Olive tries her best to help people so she'll feel accepted.

Now if only there was a way to help people without dragging so much attention to herself.

Lulu. The Clown

Lulu just wants to put a smile on people's faces and have fun. She can get easily carried away when she's excited. But once she calms down you'll notice just how pragmatic this Clown is.

Just because she's silly doesn't mean she doesn't have common sense, she might just surprise you in ways you didn't expect.

Phoenix, aka Francis. The Menace

Phoenix identifies as a problem. An inconvenience. An absolute menace you're never quite sure is messing with you, or is joking around. He randomly SHOUTS random words when he speaks, either another way to annoy people or just a disorder.

He lost his arm in a fire he may or may not have definitely caused himself. But he survived which is how he got the name Pheonix.

Cherry. The Competitive Dancer

Cherry values teamwork more then anything. She tries her hardest to be a valuable teammate and keep everyone focused. Of course, they might listen to her more if she tried to spend more time with the team outside of challenges.

After a recent betrayal in her dance troupe where someone sold routines to rival troupes, Cherry doesn't trust new people easily. And clings to the ones she does trust.

Augustus. The Religious Do-Gooder

Augustus is a sweet kid. Always looking to do a good deed for someone. That's how he was raised in what is definitely not a cult.

Good deeds are very important to Auggie here. After all, once you do a good deed for someone, they have to do a good deed for you. They have to. Because if they don't, things get ugly...

Janus. The Hippie

Janus is like, Fer sure, the chillest guy around. He's all about that inner peace stuff. And outer peace. And of course, in-between peace. He spreads his message of peace by sharing crystals, flowers, and songs played on his guitar.

People say Janus is incapable of feeling any hate. He loves everybody. But he's a romantic at heart and is still looking for that special someone to love.

Marlo. The Prankster

Marlo loves pranking people. Fart cushions. Prank calls. Acid in the towns water supply. You know, the usual. Okay so Marlo may be lacking some, what do you call it? Morals! And yes he's uncapable of feeling empathy.

But. He's also got a criminal record. So point is. When you see Marlo, run the other way.

Flo. The Rebel

Flo isn't a big fan of authority or "The man" telling her what to do. She'd rather live her own life, free from anyone's expectations or rules.

Her favorite past time is rocking out with her band, Voltageous Chaos! She's lead singer and bassist. Her little sister Beast is on the drums, BFF Prof. Cavity on keyboard, sleepy gal Moot on Sax and incomprehensible Zips on Trumpet.

Still looking for a Guitarist though...

Parvati. The Mythology Buff

Parvati adores learning about Mythology. Especially the creatures. Fantastical beasts she can only fantasize about. Of course while learning Mythology she also learns a lot of history and cultures from around the world.

She has so many thoughts going through her head sometimes she loses focus on what she was doing. But after stumbling a bit she gets right back at it and gives it her all. For a nerd she's quite athletic.

Sasha. The Nepo-Baby

Wait, you guys don't have family members working high in the industry and getting you onto TV-shows? But there's so many people in the industry, surely you're related to some of them?

That's what Sasha thinks at the least. She doesn't really see how many privileges she has in life. Which thankfully means she never taunts less fortunate people with those privileges.

Her dream is to become a famous singer, and she has enough connections to make that dream a reality. Of course she herself works hard on her singing and encourages others to work on their dreams too. She's very sincere and optimistic.

Tony. The Short-Tempered Greaser

Tony has always been a bit, vertically challenged. Something bullies picked up on. Which then got picked up by his younger twin brothers, who did get blessed with the tall genes and at 14 tower over their older brother.

The constant bullying at school and at home, unable to tell his mom in fear of worrying her, and never quite properly dealing with the grief of losing his father, has left Tony with a lot of bubbled up anger. And it doesn't take much for him to snap.

Madileighn. The Annoying Influencer

Madi worked hard to gain a following. But her general cluelessness about the problematic brands she endorses, sharing videos about animals that look cute but are in distress, and accidentally joining a pyramid scheme makes her tiring to be around.

As she genuinely believes she's doing nothing wrong.

Well. That's it. My Total Drama Cast! I'm planning on writing a fanfic about them.

Taking place after the 2nd season of the Revival, where the show goes back to the abandoned film lot for a Take 2 of Total Drama Action.

18 contestants. 9 per team. Only 1 winner.

Stay tuned for more news.

#my art #total drama #total drama island #total drama action #total drama oc #total drama fan season #TD

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stendecsworld · 2 years

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Rodeo Clown (ALL AMERICAN WESTERN #104) Stokie Allen (JOE KUBERT ART & ALEX TOTH ART)

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eddiemauldin · 4 years

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AS THE WORLD BURNS Page 5:

“Sofia Vergara how lovely you are, I don’t know what’s more supportive, your family or your bra.

It takes you hours to get ready, so I'm not trying to be mean. But who did your makeup? A drunk drag queen?

When Hollywood kicks you out, don’t let it get you down, You’ll always have work as a rodeo clown.”

This design was another slam dunk. Alex wrote the perfect joke, and this layout came together almost immediately. It took a little extra effort to get a bull in there, but I think it gave the scene a story, which is always my goal. Fun fact: it took me eight tries to get Sofia Vergara drawn just right. Beauty isn’t easy!

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roseticospacebae · 4 years

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Supercorp bodyguard wishful thinking for canon:

After crisis, the events that led up to it and all of the crimes Lena commited catch up to her, which, honestly, she does need to answer for.

But before that, she goes on the lam and Kara helps hide her, because they’re in love duh.

They have to come up with new identities (Kara: fake identities are my specialty!) so their names are Lara Lanvers and Mena Muthor. Kara wears different frames and Lena wears an awful blonde wig. (Lena: that’s the best you could come up with? Kara: what do u mean?!?!)

Kara can hear Alex yelling at her all the way from National City, saying she’s going to be in so much trouble when they find her.

They’re hiding in this small podunk town, where Lena acts as a preschool teacher and, apparently, no one in this town does background checks. Kara pretends to be a rodeo clown with a side job as a kazoo player for a Creedence Clearwater Revival cover band.

Kara spends her free time thwarting plans of people trying to hurt Lena, usually in the background, unbeknownst to her. Imagine that B99 meme where Gina is oblivious.

Lena hasn’t forgiven Kara yet, so this entire time, she isn’t even speaking to Kara, but Kara keeps acting as if things are normal and has a “Lena voice” that answers for her.

Lena finally cracks when she sees that Kara has been talking with Alex and the DEO, trying to clear her name, and overhears Kara say that she told Lena she’d never give up on her and she still believes how good she still is.

Says that after losing everyone during crisis, she’s tired of losing people she loves. Lena: 🥺🥺🥺

Lena decides to leave without telling Kara, turns herself in to the DEO.

They agree to put her on house arrest, because no one knows how to give appropriate punishments on this show.

They let Kara visit, because she’d just be able to fly up to the balcony, anyway.

They smooch it out, the end.

#supergirl #supercorp #headcanon #kara also sings ‘i will always love you’ whenever she sees Lena

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twentyone50-blog · 4 years

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How to dress well: the 15 rules all men need to learn

There are sufficient regulations in life because it is. Some, however, are there to help. Like the guidelines that govern how to dress nicely.

Of course, every person that has an opinion on such things speaks from non-public experience – and absolute confidence what works for one doesn’t constantly paintings for another; or what works for one is considered too pedestrian or too avant-garde by means of another. So, on the subject of dressing, they continually need to be taken at face value. They’re solid pointers in place of the last word on fashion.

But right advice is never to be sniffed at, and, as menswear becomes ever greater rich and varied, ever greater experimental and abundant, ever extra trend-aware, in moments of bewilderment and self-doubt, it is able to assist to have a valuable fall-back position that cuts via the clutter.

These ‘policies’ tend to be founded in history – they’ve labored for generations, so might properly be assumed to paintings properly nowadays too. And they have a tendency to be founded in the obvious, so obvious they’re often overlooked: a choice for right suit, high quality, versatility, true value, lack of extremes and keeping it sober.

There are without a doubt many other regulations out there than are supplied here. Some of these you may have already found for yourself. That, after all, is a part of the pride of clothing, which no rule must hamper: attempting new package out, seeing if it fits you, seeing the way it makes you feel. But, these regulations have stood the test of time and, when utilized in conjunction, act as a failsafe manual on how to dress properly these days.

1. Wear A Suit Well

The key to a fit looking suitable is in shape. If you’re buying off-the-peg, focus on the healthy across the shoulders due to the fact getting the chest and waist altered is a relatively easy job consistent with Davide Taub, head of bespoke suits at Savile Row tailor Gieves & Hawkes. “Be careful about sporting a period match until you’re pursuing a total period look due to the fact in isolation the match begins to look like a novelty,” he adds. Classic is satisfactory and most useful – dark, two-button, single-breasted, mild in details. “It’s now not boring. A suit is a uniform. The idea is to think about this fit as a canvas to build different thoughts of individuality around. It’s the way you put on it, not the label inside, that impresses.”

2. Invest Wisely In A Watch

“A watch is like a piece of art,” argues Don Cochrane, dealing with director of British watch emblem Vertex. “Choose it due to the fact you adore it, no longer due to the fact you think it would make money. Watches are private, it marks your passage via time. But you additionally have to be practical.” Aesthetic, functional, rugged sports activities models go along with whatever and may take the hard knocks of normal put on. Yet, a watch nevertheless has to suit you. It should feel snug and be right in phrases of length and depth relative to your wrist as well – 40mm is considered the ‘Goldilocks’ length.

3. Don’t Shy Away From Colour

Whether it’s on casualwear or formalwear, indulge in a bit of colour. “Most men are unjustly frightened of it – they’re intimidated by means of some thing that isn’t military or grey,” says menswear fashion designer Oliver Spencer. “But colour may be undying too.” A green healthy, for example, can look particularly rakish, whilst Spencer also recommends pinks, greens, mustard and brighter sun shades of blue as specifically flexible year-round sunglasses so as to raise your complete outfit. But he adds that, on the subject of colour, much less is still more: “You just need a piece of it, in a single garment.”

4. Wear In Your Jeans Until They Are Yours

The all-time most useful reduce of the world’s most famous garment, according to Alex Mir, co-owner of Sheffield-based totally label Forge Denim, is ‘slim-tapered’. “It’s wider within the thigh, so it’s cushty, but narrows, so it really works with either clever footwear or sneakers,” he advises. “It’s the high-quality year-round, wear-with-some thing, get dressed up or down fashion.” The sensible will wear dark, uncooked denim too and give the pre-distressed a wide berth. “The whole satisfaction of denim is that it a while with the way you put on it. Why pass over out on that?”

There are enough regulations in life because it is. Some, however, are there to assist. Like the guidelines that govern the way to get dressed nicely.

Of course, every individual that has an opinion on such matters speaks from personal experience – and absolute confidence what works for one doesn’t constantly paintings for another; or what works for one is considered too pedestrian or too avant-garde via another. So, in terms of dressing, they usually should be taken at face value. They’re solid suggestions as opposed to the last word on fashion.

But right recommendation is in no way to be sniffed at, and, as menswear turns into ever greater rich and varied, ever extra experimental and abundant, ever extra trend-aware, in moments of misunderstanding and self-doubt, it could assist to have a treasured fall-back function that cuts through the clutter.

5. Look After Your Appearance

It’s the type of advice your mother would possibly offer, but if you’ve invested money and idea in your clothing, appearance after it. Use wooden hangers for shirts and shoe timber for your nice shoes; have your in shape dry-cleaned and pressed; wash your garments regularly and, ideally, don’t tumble dry them (it could degrade the fabric); and varnish your shoes. Equally, it’s no longer simply the pores and skin of your leather jacket that you need to care for, the equal is going for the one you put on each day. Establish a easy, but no much less solid, grooming regime, brush your hair and cut your nails. After all, the devil resides inside the details.

6. Keep Your Underwear Simple

Style isn’t simplest what anyone else can see. When it involves men’s underwear, there are two policies to follow. One, novelty prints are not for grown men – “your undies isn't always the location to specific your ‘personality’,” as blouse and undies-maker Emma Willis notes. And, two, heavily-branded underclothes lacks sophistication. “Of all places where you would possibly have the self assurance no longer to have branding, your underclothes should be it,” provides Willis. The fashion that has first-rate stood the check of time, of course, is the cotton boxer short, probably because (as is the case with linen) they take repeated washing, breathe nicely and are snug towards your skin.

7. Spend Money On Shoes

“Timelessness is approximately simple layout and all the extra so with shoes,” argues Tim Little, proprietor of historical past shoe logo Grenson. “The shade, the pattern, the sole – you don’t want it fussy. Anything fussy may additionally appearance accurate now however will look abnormal very quickly.” Quality shoes — the gold general being re-soleable Goodyear welted examples — are the sort of funding that have to remaining 15 years or more. Opt for traditional patterns together with brogues, loafers, or a plain, dark, five-eyelet Derby on a round-toe remaining. “It’s the shape of the toe that actually counts – and round never is going out of style,” says Little. “It’s pointy feet or square toes that look glaringly impractical. Nobody has feet formed like that.”

8. Keep Accessorising To A Minimum

Accessories like ties and pocket squares carry individuality to classic clothing, but be cautious how you operate them. “It’s fine to harmonise them with what you’re wearing by choosing out a coloration or two. Or even to juxtapose them entirely,” says Michael Hill, creative director of men’s accessories emblem Drake’s. “What you don’t want is to in shape them up.” When it comes to curating shirt and tie combinations, wear your tie or pocket square in a darker coloration than your jacket. And don’t overdo the accessories either – if in doubt, think much less is more and take one detail away. “You’re aiming for an air of nonchalance,” adds Hill. “You simply want one factor of interest.”

9. Know Thyself

There’s are few things much less fashionable than a man dressed as he thinks he must dress as opposed to in what he genuinely feels suits who he is. There are caveats to that, of course: there are no prizes for dressing like a rodeo clown unless indeed you're one. But some thing you’re wearing, you need to own it. Genuine fashion icons are those who go their own manner with a self-self assurance that comes from their clothes being a second skin, not a costume.

10. Dress For The Setting

Style is not merely approximately self-expression; it’s also about being dressed appropriately to your environment. Think of clothes as being codes: you need the proper aggregate to work with the placing you’re in – and that’s whether or not it’s a proper dinner or a lazy Sunday in the pub. The worst style is one that is out of location. Is this a sort of conformity? No, as one in every of Tom Ford’s oft trotted out style rates explains, it’s a mark of admire for others. And about feeling snug in yourself. When in doubt, overdress.

11. Don’t Skimp On Glasses

Invest time into finding the proper spectacles for you. “People spend a mean of seven minutes selecting a pair a good way to define them for the next 3 or extra years,” notes eyewear fashion designer Tom Davies. “Poor preference and poor in shape are why so many people learn how to hate their glasses.” Buy what you sense good in, taking into consideration your face shape however considering the top line of the frames’ relation for your eyebrow form – group straight with straight, curved with curved – and your hairstyle. Buy accurately too, says Davies: there’s no point buying cheap frames and being up-sold on luxurious lenses because the frames will appearance tatty soon enough anyway.

12. Choose Versatile Outerwear

The temptation may be to put on a traditional style, however present day technical fabrics in darker sun shades and clean cuts are making coats what they should be – light-weight and breathable but also nicely protective. “Changes in seasonality, the climate and buying behavior are making heavy wool coats appear out of maintaining now,” shows Adam Cameron, proprietor of outerwear professional The Workers’ Club. “Think of a coat rather as being your final layer – one you could put on as a good deal or as little under as required.” A area or bomber jacket jacket is a superb all-rounder but if you want to get dressed up, pass for a quick mac.

13. Buy A Dinner Suit, Never Hire

Occasions for the peak of formal dressing can be rare, but they’re all of the more exacting for that. So, even as it appears like an extravagance, proudly owning a dinner in shape that fits you in place of hiring one makes more feel after years of use. “With hiring, there’s continually the threat of the wearer looking almost childlike even as dressed in a few oversized, boxy ensemble,” warns Toby Lamb, layout director of cutting-edge tailoring label Richard James. Own as classic a dinner in shape as possible: in nighttime blue, single-breasted, with satin lapels and trousers seams. And it goes without saying you must learn how to tie a bow-tie yourself.

14. With Shirts, Stick To The Classics

“It sounds silly,” says James Cook, head of bespoke shirtmaking for Turnbull & Asser, “but any men’s shirt can be made to look steeply-priced if it’s well-pressed.” All the same, Cook is precise approximately the details. Strike a middle line, he recommends: avoid bold patterns except you think you could carry it off, and, for a collar that works without or with a tie, and that always sits properly beneath a jacket, choose a semi-cutaway.

15. Know When To Break The Rules

Know when to stick to get dressed codes which includes black tie and recognise when to break them. Some are there for a great reason, commonly due to the fact the event needs it or some higher authority – your boss, perhaps – expects it. But, likewise, as Drakes’ Hill notes, “we can get too hung up about guidelines as well, and there’s always a case for ripping them up”. That, after all, is how fashion advances, little by means of little. “Enjoy the freedom there's now to make mistakes.”

#menswear #mens dress shoes #mens watches

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neuropathicgypsy · 4 years

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Alex tells me that the race track is all busted up

But the neighborhood, i bought most of as people moved.

The street has been perfect and not even need a touch up much less repaved.

So im scrollling the tv guide and i see rodeo pbr, rodeo. I love watching the bulls.

So I'm thinking past that fence line, rodeo it up.

Baby bulls. Some mommas.

Kids raise them up then we train them to bucko buddy. And we run up bull riding bets instead of fist fighting.

Good clean fun. Mike Salinas? Lotta bull shit tho i tell you.

Then where they had the fights and work shops is the car building area.

Parking lot is the "cleaning area" in front of sugar shack for car shows.

And then racing outside the fence in the street.

Then down the hill is another race track. Or where we keep the animals so they're not on show time up the top all the time.

They got a home place and a work place. To differ when it's fine to be rode and fine to buck.

So people can see during shows Ole Broncos Bull calm and love being rode all kinds, then up the hill to the ring being rode like barrel racing through the car show around people and cars, fast smooth and smart.. Then out the chute turning into one mean bronco machine.

Rodeo clowns and all dancing with our animals.

Bull. Elephant. Ostrich. Momma cow. Soulmate pair animals. So like the ostrich man can go picking and plucking at the rider chasing them cause that rider is a thief! White bandana over thr face and all, gun tooting fool!! Ostrich momma disarms him, stealing the gun and holds it up at him!!

Flamingos so we have an excuse for a fountain. Kids remind them to keep it clean.

Deer. They buck. Antlers coming at that face John elements of danger and disaster. LongHorns you'll ride.

Have a wild out of control show all the animals go wild. Loud calls and such... Showing off. Tiny tiny small kids in the danger of the ruckus. White Tiger walks off with a baby in a baby carriage. On two hind legs, swishing its tail looking around.

The lion attacks with a broad head butt the baby flies through the air and the elephant catches with its trunk, wrapping it in safety and warmth.

$75 million dollars.

I got 871 left. The difference of the left over amount i am sure includes $5 to cover a while.

I got more money. Extra space. Carnival. Ferris wheel. Tea cups. Dont spill the tea!!

8 million. Includes free carnival food. Funnel cakes and on

83 cost.

6500 for shuttle parking costs said Alex because he will pay the rest. But im counting millions so ... I ain't cheating my daughters and sons of their birthday money!

84 million

3 million new fencing.

4 million building removal and relocation.

91 million.

Sand castle building area and outdoor pottery stand and ceramics. 55 million.

156 million.

Water park/pool with slides and toddler area.

7 million

163 million.

Im getting tapped out. Add 500 million.

663 million.

871 minus

663

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208 million left.

Candy, how it do you?

Add in candy store, factory and shop. Old school on the prairie prices. Tree goods.

Jesse you got a challenge!

You got wood working skills shop? Welding? You gonna help me out dad? I can get some free money allotted for them shady skills I got on skipping them child support payments.

Another daddy in, sliding towards the finish line of awesome.

*they always need a little woman's help ;)

He makes twisted wood furniture. We will need benches all through And such.

$5 kids will build. Certification of experience in self management work. Manager experience. Self motivation. Time in wood working and management. Accounting. Own paychecks. Negotiate own pay $5 how? Per peice? Day? Are they including free swims as part of the pay?

We have a video discussing the future if tree would attach please.

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I literally died for this. To make this happen. I died for just talking about it, the video includes what happened in Armageddon.

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a-k-uamarine-blog · 7 years

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BB19 Punishment Rankings!!

Hey guys!! So, 3 punishments here handed out to 4 people today, and I might as well rank them from mildest to the most X-TREME (pun indeed intented). This will be judged out of 5 on 3 things :

1) Discomfort. How uncomfortable it will feel for the receiver of the punishment, either physically, or emotionally.

2) Humiliation. How embarrassing is the punishment for the receiver of the punishment. Note : This will be more specifically towards the SPECIFIC person doing the punishment in question.

3) Difficulty. How taxing physically and mentally is the punishment and the stipulations of the punishment, or how complex the tasks are. Now that the rules are out of the way, HERE WE GO!!

Mildest/#3 : THE X-TREME ‘O’ TARD!

House Guest : Jason

Discomfort : 2 Humiliation : **4 Difficulty : 1.5 TOTAL : 7.5/15

Task : Jason must wear the X-Treme O Tard (pictured above), and whenever production tells him to, he must yell, “I AM SO EXTREME”. This punishment lasts for 7 days.

This is not that bad at all considering he has already done the V-Toad punishment back in Week 2. I put discomfort at a 2 considering the huge X on his helmet, and he has said the costume weighs “50 pounds”. Other than that though, for his profession as a rodeo clown, this is probably barely humiliating and the task at hand for him is the most simple out of all of the punishments. However, difficulty is not entirely at a 1, because it may be difficult for him to talk game with others considering that the colors make him stand out a bit and easily noticeable to others. Overall, this is the tamest punishment of the season, but it is definitely still funny to watch. He is perfect for this punishment.

*Update : I think Jason is actually slightly embarrassed by this. He said that he would rather be doing the hot dog punishment than this last night, so I bumped up Humiliation to a 2.5.

**Update 2 : Nope, dialed it up again. This is actually embarrassing to him. So, yeah, bumped it up to a 4.

Moderate Torture/#2 : TANDEM SKYDIVING

House Guests : Christmas and Paul

Discomfort : 4 Humiliation : 2.5 Difficulty : 4 Total Score : 10.5/15

Task : Paul and Christmas (most likely Paul’s choice) are tandem skydivers. They must be strapped together wherever they go. This includes anytime in the DR, shower, and the restroom. This punishment lasts for 2 days.

Regardless of the length of this punishment, this is still WAY MORE UNCOMFORTABLE than the XTREME O TARD. I would not want to be strapped with anyone that I have only known for only a month and a half for any amount of time. ***It only loses to Jason’s punishment in humiliation. They have to ride around on X-Mas’s scooter, which makes going up the stairs really hard. This is simply #2 because of how uncomfortable it is. And Christmas didn’t even compete so the fact that she has to do it too makes me feel a bit bad for her...

Definite Hell/#1 : BB Camper

House Guest : Alex

Discomfort : 4.5 Humiliation : 4.5 Difficulty :5 Total Score : 14/15

Task : Alex is a camper. Whenever she hears this trumpet sound , she has to pitch a tent, set up sleeping bags, set up a chair, and grill hot dogs for everyone. When everything is completed, she must pack everything up. While she is not doing the task, she has to walk around with all of those bags on her. This punishment lasts for 7 days.

Holy ****. This is definitely a way to torture a house guest. Paulie baking pies was absolutely jack crap to what this is. She does get a 16 page manual, but no one can help her (although Jason has helped her with the tent and Cody helped her with the grill once). You can tell that she was definitely p’od about having to do this, like, she was livid. Those bags are all filled with camping equipment that she has to lug around all the time. And if they are indoors and the sound goes off, the camp site is on the second floor sky bridge. Yup. This is something beyond the other two punishments and multiple others in recent memory. This punishment is basically that bad that Elena may be heading straight to jury for taking $5K away from Alex and giving her this on Thursday. Damn.

Anyways, that is all I have for today and until then, BYE!

#bb19 #Big Brother 19 #Big brother

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chillkirby · 7 years

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why did alex point at the damn sky when she won hoh and screamed “tHATS FOR U JASON!!!” like the damn rodeo clown died wtf??

#bb19

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firstsprinces · 5 months

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NEW ONESHOT COMING SOON!

When I posted another snippet of the stable boy Alex AU, I had joked about this idea and now it’s a full blown thing I’m currently working on. I’m sorry because you definitely didn’t ask for a oneshot like this after the Diamond Cowboy photoshoot release.

“What made you decide on this,” he motions his hands over Alex’s body and then pauses as he tries to think of the appropriate word to use, “particular profession?”

There’s a short answer and a long answer to his question. The short answer is less heartfelt and doesn’t give the same explanation of self-worth Alex truly feels whenever the topic comes up in conversations. The short answer is also one Alex relies on more when he’s flirting and, especially in this case where he’s sure Henry won’t be here for enough time to make the worthwhile connection the long answer will give.

“Every rodeo needs a clown,” Alex tells him with a a shrug and slight smirk before he takes the shot from their second round of tequila. Once the alcohol washes over him in an intoxicating heat, the humor in his words falter, but the expression instantly bubbles back as Henry’s face twists in an endearing confusion.

Or a Rodeo Clown! Alex AU nobody will ever ask for where Alex and Henry meet and hookup after a rodeo.

#current wip #wip #firstprince #firstprince fanfic #firstprince fic #red white and royal blue #coming soon #alex claremont diaz #rwrb #Rodeo clown alex #firstprince au #firstprince smut #henry fox mountchristen windsor #henry fox #alex x henry #henry and alex

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smolpotatot · 7 years

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the way that rodeo clown yanked alex towards him.. wtf

#bb19

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bigbroforum · 7 years

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[BB19] Live Feed Recap - Day 1: A HG Drops Out, A RAT and Shocking Showmances

10:00 PM BBT

The feeds come up and we see Jessica and Cody snuggling in the HOH bed. They are very cozy. On the other feeds, we see Mark and Dominique playing chess.

Jillian is discussing who she thinks got the temptation and figures it was Paul or Kevin. They talk about Alex being on the block and every time someone mentions Megan leaving, the feeds cut.

The house now realizes they are live and begins their shout outs to their family members. Paul and Christmas have a small chat in the SR about how Josh is becoming annoying as he always whines about being paranoid in every conversation.

We finally see a shot of the memory wall and Megan's face is grey'd out. It looks like she has actually no longer a house guest. More talking about Megan leaving. She randomly quit and didn't tell any house guests or production why, so the HGs don't know. Raven explains that Megan got caught in too many lies and couldn't handle it once she got called out on it. Apparently Josh also tried to self evict but he ended up staying.

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Most are in the kitchen talking about various things while Mark and Dominique are still flirting/playing chess.

Paul heads to HOH and joins Raven, Mark, Jessica and Cody. He starts complaining about Josh and how he has been complaining all week long but starts apologizing to America about it once the feeds turned on. Jessica and Mark also agree that they are over Josh. Paul continues ranting about Josh. The room agrees and wish Josh would stop talking about "what he did". Cody says he's been saying this all along. Paul agrees and says he's just going to listen to Cody from now on. They watch Josh on the HOH camera and see him acting up to the cameras. Kevin joins. Josh bashing continues.

On the other feed, Christmas, Dominque and Elena are at the chessboard talking about boring Cody is. Feed swaps to Ramses and Jillian talking in the bedroom. He whispers to her to distance herself because of a curse. Jason joins so they skirt around the conversation. He tries to figure out what is going on. They talk about how their families are watching now. Talk diverts to chat about Jason being a rodeo clown. Jason leaves. Ramses goes back to telling Jillian to distance herself from him because of a curse. She agrees. They split up.

11:00 PM BBT

Ramses goes to HOH and the room continues on the Josh bash train.

Dominique said a passing comment to Josh about his shout outs. Josh is now upset and thinks people were talking shit about him so he is complaining to Kevin and Jason in the kitchen about it. Kevin heads back up to HOH and fills the group in on Josh thinks they're upset over his shout outs.

Josh and Jason are alone in the kitchen and Josh tells him that they must win HOH next week. He says people were having fun/relaxing but then the feeds turned on and people went back to gaming.

Josh goes to the cabana and tells us he will tell us what happened in the house so far. He starts talking about his life. Jillian joins from HOH and he talks about how upstairs is talking shit about him. He thinks he should be able to talk about his story. He says he's been crying because his grandfather is sick and Raven makes him happy after knowing her story. She closes the cabana door and she tells him about how the HOH room was mocking him by watching him on the HOH cameras. He continues to rant about how Dominique talked shit. He goes on another rant about how the house changes all the time. He says he loves everyone. She warns him that people aren't really his friend. He says he's not going to let them start shit on TV.

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Jilian now telling Alex and Jason that HOH group was talking shit about Josh. Alex starts talking trash about Jessica being ugly. Jillian starts telling Alex about Ramses having a curse even though she promised Ramses she wouldn't tell anyone.

HOH girls are briefly alone. They are gossiping about the guys. Apparently Cody's penis keeps popping out his pants and they are giggling about it. The guys return and they chat randomly.

Josh is now with Alex and Jillian in the bedroom talking about how he was waiting for the feeds to turn on to create his story. Josh leaves and Paul, Raven and Kevin are in the adjacent room. They ask him about Josh and Josh explains that he was simply talking to his family on the feeds to tell his story.

Alex and Jillian go to the cabana and talk about the week/strategy. Alex is warning Jillian to be wary of Ramses. She thinks he will ditch them if their group starts feeling the heat. Josh joins. Alex tells Josh she wants to play the right so America will help them later in the game. She wants to tell the feeds that half the house is here to get famous and not to play the game.

Matt wakes up. Raven is filling him in on the Josh drama.

Jason and Christmas are catching up on a few people ALWAYS talking game. He wants people to pump the breaks. Christmas agrees and says she was trying to deal with the fallout of what Megan put in the house. He thinks Ramses is the king of secrets. She agrees. They talk about the showmances. Cody and Jessica are the only serious one because Matt and Raven haven't kissed.

The house is starting to wind down. It's 12:00 AM so we will see you tomorrow afternoon with our early morning recap!

#bb19 #big brother 19 #spoilers

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