#SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT

[lactobacille]

I’d like to not be aware of passing time, thank you

#senior citizen discount #mavie

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

#the conversation two minutes prior to this: #‘is that the senior citizen price?’ #‘we don’t have a senior citizen discount’ #‘just say it is’ #‘that is the senior citizen price’ #‘oh! perfect!’ #i would drop dead to give this guy five more years

[wfodicks]

#659: STEAMBOAT WILLY AND THE DREAM SCENARIO

mike, travis and drunk discuss the following topics…. travis hulce: hockey dad maneskin vs. nirvana furries at arbys buying $500 cameos… king of colas tries favorite day kickin cola: 4.1 blunderfield update…. beef alternatives…. terminator squirrels…. mickey mouse…. zombie conception… british rap…. potw: schitt’s creek/dream scenario/captains of the world WELL,…

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#ALEX JONES #comedy #DREAM SCENARIO #george santos #MANESKIN #mickey mouse #NIRVANA #PODCAST #SCHITTS CREEK #SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT #STEAMBOAT WILLY #terminator #WILL BLUNDERFIELD #zombies

[venusmages]

long time since i've drawn marigolds stuff. been sketching them between work to stay sane

#kellam is graves' boy and i wanna eat him #if you remember chronik you deserve a senior citizen discount #wip #my art

[hyenabeanz]

i swear I can feel my bones crumbling to dust every time I'm reminded how young The Owl House fandom is lmao. Which is fine, obviously; it's a kid's cartoon. But I see posts with Raine and Eda tagged as senior citizens and have read fics where their physical condition reads as practically geriatric.

Y'all, after the time skip, they're like, late forties max. CALM DOWN.

#Old queers? Sure. Senior queers?! No #It doesn't help that Raine went full white so early. But having a Puritan possess your body is gonna leave some damage #The owl house #Raine whispers #Eda Clawthorne #Toh meta #But I wanted to put the crying laugh emoji on this post which I've heard is not hip with the kids anymore #So what do I know #Maybe I too am a senior citizen #Discounts plz

[royaltea000]

An extremely American post

#if you recognize the man on the left you may be entitled to financial compensation and senior citizen discount at participating restaurants #I just think he’d be big fans of the re protags #Holy shit they fought zombies and mutants that’s so sick!!! #Leon standing there like who is this dude I thought I was meeting the president 🧍‍♂️ #are there any resident evil x hetalia ficus on ao3? I think that would be hilarious #I’m gonna go search some up after this #my past has caught up with me or2 #resident evil leon #resident evil 4 #hetalia #aph america #alfred f jones #digital art #my art #commissions open #resident evil memes #hetalia fanart #hetalia memes #resident evil x hetalia #took psychic damage from that tag

[azure-arsonist]

"Ewww the mha fandom is so cringe and toxic" you would not have survived fandomstuck era tumblr. Silence weak one

#fandomstuck #mha #bnha #senior citizen discount if you actually remember fandomstuck

[venusmage]

How did you draw your dragonborn so pretty omfg? You've made me a fan of dragonborn now...

If you seek the ancient texts (the archive of this blog) you'll see that i've been a lizard-person connoisseur since...2012

here's some of the first art i ever did of my Oblivion PC - design clearly based off of the Skyrim argonians though

#its almost twelve years old AAUGH #ask #no art here #well old art but yk #dont actually go that far back in this blog i love my old highschool art but also no i dont #if you remember the shipyard you deserve a senior citizen discount

[wisteriagoesvroom]

🎀 list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers <3

THANKS BUD uhh

1. noodles. all types. the other day i had an objectively excellent zhajiangmian for lunch and was like. damn noodles slap every time. i’m overdue for some pho soon.

2. f1 rpf. severely brainrotted. pour one out for me, a fallen compatriot. lately i’ve been leaning towards writing some yuki, let’s see.

3. lying in bed on a sunday while on my phone which is a very underrated but critical activity

4. my friend’s cat who has decided i’m ok and lets me forehead boop him. an honour

5. being somewhere in the southeast asia tropical seaside and smelling salt and coconut and barbecue. and the birds are chirping and you’re standing by the shoreline with the sun turning the sky so blue, and putting your feet in the sea water that is ancient and capable of terror, but in that moment it’s being exceedingly gentle with you

#asks #i have forwarded this on to 10 people’s ask boxes like a giant chain email !! #if you’re old enough to know chain emails you may qualify for a senior citizens discount #about me

[goodoldfisticuffs]

Why yes, I did do the latest Jerma thumbnail thanks for asking!

#art what i did #jerma #if you recognize the house you deserve an internet senior citizen's discount

[macfrog]

Just saw this on twitter and immediately thought of you LMFAO could be you (someday) or sof reader or both heheheh

#i- who the hell is this geriatric man i cannot stop laughing #thats not peepaw thats fucking grandpaw pLEASE #takes reader to dennys to make use of his senior citizen discount #submission

[fortheturnstiles]

people tagging my old man musicians are beautiful women post with men under the age of 65 . we are not the same

#if that man does not qualify for a senior citizens discount I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT

[apatheticlexicographer]

what eras of byler were u here for

pre-v1 (wild west era lmao)

byler advent calendar

swingset painting

tender emotional music

static kiss

“mike and will steal weed and get high and stargaze on the roof of the van and share shitty motel beds” trope

“will’s sexuality is up to interpretation” (noah worstie era)

will gets vecnaed vs mike gets vecnaed (the photo of noah in the harness 😭😭)

should i stay or should i go vs boys don’t cry

mike’s mixtape + unsent letters

"without heart" leaked on the calendar

vibrantwaters

will=20

michael wheeler i know what you are (pre-v2)

michael wheeler i don’t know what you are DDD: (post-v2)

mike wheeler hate club

doja cat drama

“will is gay and in love with mike” (noah bestie era)

dry as a california summer

you’re the heart x being different

will confirmed as s5 focus

mike has depression

HSM2 parallel

microbes, michaelangelo, mr men, monster munch, mommy milkers 

brett gelman ships byler

matthew modine pfps

SCR*PTGATE before shit went down

sock anon wedding

SCR*PTGATE after shit went down

slim jims twitter ships byler???

twiter byler exodus + 100k

the mike & will RP accounts get together

mike wheeler cults (bald, stephanie, frog, etc)

locked in the basement by matt duffer

destiel takeover

#byler #i definitely missed iconic eras and some of this is probably in the wrong order but yk what. i'm just a little guy #tell me if there's anything u think should be on here lmao #can't believe i've been here for almost 3 months jfc #if u remember pre-v1 u deserve a senior citizens discount and also several medals #i should make an iceberg outta this shit lmfao #i've probably missed more recent stuff but i've been hella busy lately

[ellianasdeadpointeshoes]

Make sure you guys wish the icon herself a happy 13th (yes that is correct) birthday.

#i qualify for a senior citizens discount #yes 13 is correct #happy birthday Alexis

[chuuyascumsock]

Remember when someone made that rumor that Fyodor was in his thirties or forties? Now… I think they were getting somewhere, but they were off by a few hundred years.

#giggling #he’s so fucking old #no wonder bro has health problems #he’s a senior citizen #at least when you guys take him out on dates you’ll get the senior discount

[kayspaceprinceart]

Merchant ship’s crew that is approximately 1 bad day away from becoming pirates at any given time

#art #ocs #Oquis campaign #yuan ti #dragonborn #dnd #satyr #if you recognize the satyr u get a kayspaceprince senior citizen’s discount #but also i gave them more sick ass scars