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ew-selfish-art · 7 months

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Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.

Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.

Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.

Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.

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Tim Drake is having a horrible day.

He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.

Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.

They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.

"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.

Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.

The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.

"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.

"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."

"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"

"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."

"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"

"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."

"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.

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Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.

Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.

And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.

Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.

But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.

The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #danny can make ghosts appear like they do in amity but only for a short while and when in proximity to him #its not apparent in amity because the ghosts are just like that there #Danny just having a good time #Danny having zero brain cells about this whole thing and neither he nor jazz will offer explanations #they're just like 'gotham has ghosts. its not like he put them there'#Bruce getting into therapy because his dead parents said they were proud of him and he didnt know how to handle that #bruce having to turn this energy around somehow and seeing jason - my boy i love you so much and im so sorry and im so proud of you #heres the thing i dont know how i made it anger management ship at the end but i sure as fuck did.#jason is at a lack of words at bruce's confessions of pride and love but is also about to be a BAT about this and track down info #info in the form of a cute girl #oh yeah she has a brother #uh well #he has brothers too- this is fine #someone write this fic pls n thx u

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netzieart · 7 months

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I was in need of even more relaxation, so please, have this little HuoHuo and Tail doodle

#shes just so cute and silly im. im dead #like she cant even pick up a delivery #poor thang #honkai star rail #huohuo

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chiquilines · 2 months

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Silly togachako uni doodles since I havent drawn them in a minute

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beeduoo · 1 month

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wonderful

#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo #michael beloved #ctubbo fanart #Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this #so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her #stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w #hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY #BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS #So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi #ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i #RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening #IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever #I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it #lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt #too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye

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komashkathesilly · 6 months

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no one asked for it but i brought some very crunched mizunene

#hi. is there anyone to hear me #thyed be so cute n silly n explore gender in so many ways n also hack n pirate tons of stuff #w rui. she will join them too i just had very limited time #sorry for my nene favoritism it looks like it would be one sided but theyd equally admire each other in so many ways do u guys hear me #n theyd share their interests... n learn many new artistic ways of expression through it..... peace and love...#blacks out falls face down dead on the floor. i swing between breakdowns bc i dont have enough time to finish all assignments #n doing this in one of the few evenings when im not dead tired instead of some homework. ok #nene kusanagi #mizuki akiyama #honami mochizuki #minori hanasato #mizunene #project sekai #project sekai fanart #pjsk fa #komashkart #i missed them sm #also also like robonene. it links them sm. the costume. the fact that she way faster hacks n finds info #mzk n nene both bullying their haters online. can u imagine the power theyd have combined. GAHHHHH

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fem0ral-artery · 3 months

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Character sheet 2 of 3

I redid it so it looks wayyy better, and I gave him a different jacket. Mostly because I didn't think the shapes of his and Vaughn's sleeves needed to be so similar.

#my art #borderlands #borderlands / silent hill #timothy lawrence #hes sooo cute now idc #i fixed him.....#pre jack timothy... (cutie patootie)#im so happy i redid this so soon actually.#Original Timothy not being legally dead is so very important to me Hes Still out there but because he's missing he's assumed dead.#I say he refuses to elaborate here but I wanna clarify that He's refusing to tell Angel specifically what happened with him #I like to think he's just super uncomfortable with talking to Angel in any capacity #Angel knows about the fact that he's (maybe) Jack's missing body double #She had to listen to Jack talk about it for those months before she went out to Silent Hill.

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starlypenguins · 1 year

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LOOK ITS AUTISTIC PEOPLE

#murder drones spoilers #murder drones #N is so cute I love him #i cant tell if I want him or if I want to be him #also Khan isn’t dead and im so pissed about that #let him die hes a shit dad for fucks sake #Uzi smiling like that is like the best thing to ever happen #she looks genuinely happy #then 2 minutes later shes getting traumatized #also holy shit Thad got more than 3 minutes of screentime

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willisnotmental · 1 year

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I was scrolling through pinterest and when I saw this my jaw dropped, omfg she is so absolutely fucking gorgeous

#gwendoline christie #im a simp #shes so handsome #AHHHHHHHH #im dying #of cuteness #im either jealous or way to attracted #probably the second one #drop dead gorgeous i tell you

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madboopdead · 7 months

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MadRatTober day 4: God is a women and her name is Rat God

#mad rat dead #mrd #rat god #mad rat-tober #mad rat tober #my art #madrattober #madrattober3 #eyestrain #tw bright colors #bright colors #tw eyestrain #eyestrain tw #she took me so long to draw oh my god #hands hard #but also i love how she came out i love it love it so much #she is so cute #im so glad i found a way to draw her she was insanly difficult to draw for me

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 5 months

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just got a call for an interview and answered the phone with The worst voicecrack of my life, im Wheezing

#hELlo- cmonnnnnnn #she took it in stride so we're just gonna ignore that happened #but yeah yippee!#lets do this again! same exact place!#the fact that this phone call was soooo informal its so funny #no 'hi this is blah blah blah you go here we're scheduling at this time'#nah it was essentially just 'hi again! does this time work for you? cool same place we'll see you there' and thats It #THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS SO FUNNY #like cmon they literally asked after me. why are we doing this song and dance again #they are literally Choosing Me For This Position and yet... smh waste of everyone's time!!#absolutely unprompted #this is one of the funniest Strangest situations ive been in #like??? whats this interview gonna be like?#one of the people is definitely gonna be the same person from before #what are we gonna act like theres an actual Point to this?#cmonnnnnn!#hi how was your day im literally the only candidate for this position thanks bye #man.#side note im watching war of the worlds 2005 for the first time and. why is the alien ship Cute #its a big ol tripod 🥺 like yeah yeah hundreds dead & billions of damage in infrastructure #but look at its widdle wiggly arms 🥺 i want to put it on a leash and take it for a lil walk around the block 🥺

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wildmelon · 18 days

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started a playthrough as locket's partner from 100 years ago, before eilistraee's fall, and made locket her dream guardian 🥺

bonus pic of locket's first love rothgar, who i made her dream guardian in my most recent save... she met him at the promenade of the dark maiden. he turned to eilistraee + became a paladin after his wife and son were murdered by lolthsworn drow. he died on a mission and it broke locket's heart :(

(side note that most of the eilistraee worshippers at the promenade were drow, but unsurprisingly, locket was drawn to outsiders, so her lovers wound up being a dwarf and a half-orc.)

locket has a TYPE, and it's beefy and gentle btw

#oc: locket #not gonna tag this bc it's a casual post #im gonna transform shadowheart into locket and take cute romance pics of them together #i havent 100% decided but im p sure that kurra lived and she and locket reunite post-bg3 #it makes less sense than kurra being dead... but i love a happy ending #so i think what happens is after locket reawakens pre-bg3 she immediately seeks any word of kurra #and she's in denial for awhile but once she's like fully rebuilding the dancing haven in waterdeep she's like ok gotta face the facts #any surviving eilistraeens probably would've found their way here by now she's probably dead :(#but it turns out kurra's actually been in stasis as well #and post-bg3 they have a super emotional reunion and it's wonderful #and locket splits time bt the dancing haven with kurra and rebuilding reithwin with halsin #and kurra is so good with all the kids they adopted and visits often #i mean locket's a level 20 cleric/druid she can tree stride all day

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 10 months

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#She Loves Her Cute Little Nerd Boyfriend

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the-lightless-flame · 3 months

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and i mean honestly gwen is so real for having homoerotic tension with as many ppl as possible bc being sapphic does seem to be the closest thing to a reliable way of coming out of something written by jonny sims relatively ok as a main character

#i mean obviously melanie and georgie didnt come out of tma unscathed but. basically everyone else died so comparatively they were fine #and then youve got cari and violet thirteen stories who have The Horrors as a goddamn meet-cute #also diya family business kills a monster guy w the power of friendship and also the bisexual bond she had w her dead bestie #all im saying is i find myself in a jonny sims story im gonna be gay like my life depends on it #gwendolyn bouchard #dyhard #boukelley #tmagp

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nebulousnajm · 11 months

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OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK IM SCREAMIGN??!@?!@>$

#genshin impact #gi #ARLECCHINO OH MY GOD #THE SNAP THE EXPRESSOIN THE OUTFIT OUGHFHSDZG #SEA SLUG BABY IS SO CUTE IM ABT TO BEAT THAT EMO'S ASS #AND CAPTAIN R ACTUALLY LOOKS SO GOOD?????#I WAS SCARED BUT SHES GORJUS #ESEPICALLY FROM THE BACK LIKE #HER HAIR THE CAPE THE HAT???#UGHGUFHGF #AND THEN PULLING OUT THE GUN #IM DEAD IM ON THE FLOOR GOODBYE #I NEED THESE THREE

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09lover · 5 months

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hi to whoever saw the haruka (ft muu) art process screenshot thing…

i apologize if you saw it as harumuu shipart and found it LIKE WEIRD, i have no intentions of drawing them together like that…. The screenshot was SO OUT OF CONTEXT IM SO SORRY.. I SEE WHY ITD LOOK LIKE HARUMUU ART. (i know in that process post i said i dint ship them but i keep overthinking based off the ss alone)

that now written i rushed to complete the little comic whatever meme thing… so as to like PREVENT PEOPLE FROM THINKING ITS HARUMUU ART