#SO FOR AS TO SCARE HIS PEERS

[dawning-day]

SPIDERMAN SHINSOU AU ?? 👁👁

here's the vision. he's upside down. he has cat. thank you for coming to my vision.

#maybe we uncle ben aizawa for the goofs (lying) #but no the serious answer is one of the very first pictures i ever saw of that fool was him dressed as spiderman #and it has stayed in my little lizard brain ever since #so now every time he's hanging upside down being suspicious (affectionate) i am immediately reminded of Him (tm) #it was the fucking. all black suit too. fantastic choice absolutely no notes #but mechanically i have no idea how this comes about does everyone else still have powers/want to be heroes? #is shinsou's quirk now spider themed or did something Happen To Him in lieu of and/or in addition to his regular quirk? #these are all valid questions and i do not know how to answer them #OR MAYBE IT“S NOT EVEN A SPIDERMAN AU NECESSARILY. MAYBE IT”S JUST REGULAR SHINSOU AND HE USES THE SCARF TO DANGLE FROM PLACES #SO FOR AS TO SCARE HIS PEERS #so many possibilities and no one with the ambition to make a decision....................

[skyppl-e]

oh yeah.... im making aus now.... florist au but al haitham is a part time employee at the plant nursery tighnari owns and kaveh keeps running into him

#im very scared about talking about aus #since im not a writer... im a reader!!! shout out to all the fanfic authors you guys really carry me #also this is very obviously a modern au #in said au i like to imagine that when kaveh isnt actively drawing he wears compression gloves that double as normal art gloves theyre just #expensive as fuck so he tries not to get them dirtied in ink and graphite #in a similar vein al haitham owns 1 billion compression shirts cause comfy compression #i have a bunch of really specific and small headcanons tbh #ANYWAY ABOUT THE NURSERY PART #kaveh is a regular that likes to support his friends by buying way too many flowers he doesnt have the time to take care of :3 #also he buys samples to show clients when he has an idea involving flowers for decoration #collei also works there part time #also kaveh and al haitham knew each other in college but the Fallout(TM) happened so they stopped talking until they met again #met again in the nursery lol!!! #imagine being surrounded by carefully tended to flowers and trees and other flora while slowly falling in love #with the same guy that tore open your chest and peered directly into your soul #haikaveh #kavehtham #kaveh #alhaitham #genshin impact

[imaybe5tupid]

Traveling alone is quite dangerous for a girl.

(my toshiro overcompensating trans man hc)

bonus 1

bonus 2 ft. toshiyuki (middle brother) grown up a little but still a menace

#toshiro nakamoto #shuro dungeon meshi #my comics #i feel like when he announced himself everyone in the household was really excited his dad especially #1) now there’s an heir 2) cause he finally thought his kid was starting to be interesting and for a short time it was kind of novel #he thought it was so cool and edgy to have a son like that but then that quickly wore off #since toshiro didn’t start becoming like him or stop being a boring person to him #and lowkey the little inheritance competition where toshiros peers are like. a bratty 14yo and an 8yo. #is his way to walk it back that he should be the heir #even though he already got acknowledged and everything #meanwhile hien trying to be a woke affirming queen and just feeding his insecurities unintentionally “you’re a man aren’t you” #their friendship changes and they try to slot each other more into their gendered expectations and drift apart #toshiro compulsively works out and trains and carries himself and acts in certain ways #to be masculine in this very conventional way to affirm himself as a man and as the heir of a samurai family #and as a counterpoint to his wastrel layabout father #he becomes the kind of stealth trans guy who lives in constant state of fear and stress. to the point his little brothers have no idea #-> creates that distance emotionally from them #dungeon meshi #i think his relationship with his dad is absolutely horrendous hes a scummy guy through and through #but i personally enjoy bad relationships in fiction where there was something good to lose in the first place #and despite everything he does still care like in the first comic hes genuinely trying to be mindful #in his own condescending thoughtless way which like confirms all of toshiros worst fears about how his father sees him #like he really got assigned the retainers who are 1) 2 teenage girls one who wants to escape the other whos lowkey scared of him #3) his ex childhood best friend who things are weird with currently 4) random woman whos never even met him ONCE before #5) his smothering nanny/teacher ALL OF WHOM dont really respect him as a leader at all or have a professional rapport with him even😭 #in his dads pov he was like okay ill assign women retainers so he won’t hide from them (wrong). also ones who wont intimidate him (wrong) #damn im smart! meanwhile toshiro having a breakdown over it

[aethersflood]

-- "It's plain she cares for you very deeply." -- "And I her. Which is why I had to let her go."

#joshua rosfield #ffxviedit #final fantasy xvi #jote #ffxvi #i have so many feelings!! #i think it's really interesting that jote and joshua have never had an equal dynamic in their relationship #jote has been a protector of joshua's since she was little #even before he regained consciousness she was caring for him #the undying weren't sure he would ever wake up and when he did they must have been so afraid to lose him again #the undying in general are really fraught with their approach to the rosfields and the phoenix/the all-too-willing self-sacrifice #joshua never stood a chance of having a normal childhood regardless of where he grew up #and presumably jote also grew up in the undying so she has never truly experienced a peer to peer relationship with joshua #as soon as joshua woke up she was helping him to stay well and accompanying him on his journey #and in this scene she can't imagine not being by his side #she's scared for his safety but also probably very lost #what does she do with her life now? where does her energy go if not to protecting the phoenix? #i wonder about how jote and joshua feel about each other romantically #i know that they may not feel that way toward each other at all #the romantic shipper in me would like to think they do #it's just such a complicated and special and tender dynamic between them

[karamazovanon]

you cannot exhume a soul

— "Either he will rise up in the light of truth, or … perish in hatred, taking vengeance on himself and on everyone else for his having served that in which he does not believe" (The Brothers Karamazov, Dostoevsky tr. McDuff, p. 837)

#the brothers karamazov #ivan fyodorovich karamazov #alyosha fyodorovich karamazov #aleksey fyodorovich karamazov #first line is a lyric from god is dead? by black sabbath bc if im gonna inflict my art on yall then im also gonna inflict my music taste #sorry i keep drawing ivan sweaty and miserable it will happen again #his w/ill g/raham arc just goes too hard i cant help it #also i hate that alyosha cut his hair short and took off the cassock bc now i have to choose between textual accuracy and his objectively #cooler fit from the beginning of the book #the cassock and long hair solos sorry!!! #anonart #ivan #alyosha #also i bought a copy of c&p bc tbk is the first dostoevsky ive read so expect me to be annoying about that soon probably #also also i want to draw ivan w horns and a tail and alyosha w wings and a halo but im scared of fandomificating them. #plus idk what id draw dmitry with #anyway lmk if u want to see that bc i am incredibly susceptible to peer pressure #GODDAMN I TALK A LOT TAGS OVER SORRY

[hella1975]

the mutuals are like. ethel cain and blood and cannibalism and love as consumption and toxic psychosexual obsession and dog motif and teeth and sex/violence parallels with love/hate parallels and deer motif and antlerlock and ouroboros and religious themes and greek mythology and hair symbolism and sympathising with the monster and personification of the house and the mother as a god and tragic siblings and fruit symbolism and vampires and stabbing as a metaphor for penetration and body horror and. but if you asked we’re just really normal guys

#sometimes i think about how niche our conversations have gotten yet we all just bounce off each other anyway #like i can say an INCOMPREHENSIBLE string of words that ought to get me arrested or at the very least judged a little bit by my peers #and the mutuals INSTANTLY are like ‘AND OF COURSE THIS IS JUST LIKE IN PREACHER’S DAUGHTER JESUS CAN ALWAYS REJECT HIS FATHER-’ #or in fact they will often meet me with something objectively worse. narinesgate rori you said things that made god cower #we’re all so entrenched in our own lore and themes that we don’t even make SENSE #yet we all get it #like u actually need a thorough knowledge of all of these things and the media associated with them or we’ll be actually incoherent to you #and that’s hysterical to me like how the fuck did we get here #all of us bouncing up and down holding hands except we’re covered in blood and scaring the locals

[wlwaerith]

wait wait wait. wait. what if zofeia was never allowed to leave the manor, like a rapunzel-adjacent situation. what if, after her father made her kill lillina, he locked her away unless it was convenient for him to let her out. confining her to her chambers, shutting her away in her own little wing of the house and allowing her to see none but him regularly so he could turn her into his perfect little heiress. his pretty little bargaining chip, the key to further social mobility — because which lesser noble is content to remain lesser?

#ophelia.txt #ocs tag #oc: zofeia #isolated and wasting away like the rusting clockwork automaton in the invention of hugo cabret #something something a puppetmaster making his peculiar marionette dance to whichever tune his peers found most fascinating #perhaps he even found a way to work with her little rebellions - such as her necromancy and other dabbling with forbidden magic #like a pretty collector's doll you keep shut in a display cabinet & still boxed until someone explicitly wants to see it. and then you #gawk and marvel over it until you've had your fill or until they try to buy it from you. but no one ever wanted to buy this doll from him #that was the one thing she'd succeeded in. her necromancy and the spirits that shadowed her scared them all away. perhaps she was baiting #him into killing her. perhaps she was trying to make him less and less determined to visit and 'work on her' so she could plan how to #be free of him. of that ghastly house. of that wretched city and its thrice-damned nobles. perhaps she'd mounted and managed her escape #when she got snatched

[rachelchinouriris]

proud of louis always and forever

#he’s just. he’s gone through so much. so much hurt and trauma and pain #and that fucks you up. that has the potential to make you bitter and angry at the world #and yeah he may have felt those things because he’s only human #but the way he didn’t let that get him down and instead fueled him to fight for what he cares about. what he loves #what he’s passionate about #and raise on top of all that #raise on top of the people who tried to bring him down #and now look at him #he’s confident. he’s doing what he loves. he’s putting on amazing shows. he’s reaching into different industries #he’s slowly but surely getting independent #he’s making connections and giving underground artists opportunities to showcase their music #he’s loved and appreciated and respected amongst his peers #and yes there’s always people who will want to shit on his achievements #but he’s not letting get that to him #he’s thriving #and i absolutely love the fact he’s not afraid to show his vulnerable side #the man who was scared and nervous and anxious about going solo is now on top of the world #i’m so so proud of him #i can’t wait to see him continue this journey #logan.txt

[thegreatestheaver]

Is it a hot take to say re7 is the scariest resident evil game …

#I genuinely have no idea what people think the scariest rezi game is? #if I had rezi followers I’d do a poll but I’m so deathly curious #re7 and 8 are the most .. hm #controversial maybe? minus the re3make #because of the swap to first person but that was the point #the perspective swap was to make ‘em scarier and I think they did a good job #re7 at least #I don’t rhink re8 is very scary sorry😭 #re7 just has a better premise #all the Mia cutscenes are fuckin. crazy. to me at least bc one of my biggest fears is getting stabbed with a huge kitchen knife like that #plus the baker house setting is purrfect imo #re8 is very much fairy tail vibes. not too spooky #the vampires aren’t scary theyre hot idk what you want from me. it was hot when ethan got his hand cut off by lady d ok. #I’m not scared of dolls or that ugly ass fish man neither so #not factories neither #just yeah. fairy tail. not scary #tbf I’m not scared of bugs so the whole bug part of re7 admittedly does nothing for me #which is a shame because it’s AMAZING #but no yeah re7 is so good and so so fucking scary LMFAO #god I need to peer pressure some of my friends into getting into the rezi series I need to be insane w someone abt it #unfortunately it’s a little hard to get into admittedly but once you’re in you’re IN

[mothnoir]

So so normal about what a character's music tastes says about them

#[miserable sigh] hello its s0naverse again #how each song wraps around and peers into their psyche #indicators of their sense of style and taste. #do they like sad music? do they like loud music? upbeat and pop-y music? #do you feel your grip on your soul slipping onto a numb nothing every day. #are you full of rage and urges you cant control that scare you beyond belief #are you becoming mortal again. are you losing your mortality. are you two stars hurtling past eachother #desperately reaching out for one another and clinging on for dear life the second you make contact #when you inevitably explode into nothingness will you reform together into a nebula or warp into a black hole? #will you save eachother? #<- inevitably circled back into those tragic little gay men they consume my every waking thought still /ref #nvjdkj god's third wheeling at this point & the only thing holding her into the equation is how deeply she's #wormed her self and her influence into it. into the tboy. metaphorically and literally #and like. he can always leave her but he'll always have her heart. she'll always have his #but by god she cannot stop their supernova of a love #nvkdkkjs I say that like theyre so romantic with eachother. they cant hold hands for more than a few minutes without getting #deeply embarrassed. dork ass nerds /affectionate #s0naverse posting on main. late night rambles from beyond the stars. the shooting stars [joke drum sfx] #gndkks having a ship name for them feels so dumb but going sona x stylus feels even dumber sometimes #hey it leads to cheesy analyses so its good for something #delete or not to delete later #status noir #sonaverse

[bolt-x0]

Character A having some sort of cough and character B (not fully human) cuddling with them and helping by putting on there chest.

A lot of non-cat-creatures purr so uh yeah 👍

(Also I don’t really write fics so I had to just put this idea out here because I was just kinda thinking about it lol. And had to do something with the knowledge that purring was evolved to help heal bones, wounds, clear lungs(?), and overall help with the healing process of some other stuff)

#fanfic prompt #fanfiction prompts #writing prompt #story prompt #MY DAD FUCKING PEERED HIS HEAD OUTSIDE THE CAR WINDOW IM IN AS IM WAITING #HE MAY HAVE SEEN THIS SO I MAY DIE LMAO #he was trying to jumpscare me and it worked #the main reason I was writing this was to sorta get my mind off being nauseous and now I feel worse from being jump scared 👍 #bolt barks #text #text post

[sorikkung]

I OPENED THIS IN A FUCKING UBER HOME WITH MY COWORKERS WHO I AM NOT OUT TO AND HAD TO PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM REACTING TO THE POINT I JUST STOPPED BREATHING ALTOGETHER I HOPE YOU KNOW. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO ENACT SUCH VIOLENCE ON ME DURING MY PUBLIC MOMENT OF WEAKNESS BUT I AM BOTH THANKING YOU AND PUNTING YOU FOR IT. WHY. THIS FEELS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF A HATE CRIME. A LOVE CRIME. A CRIME OF PASSION? I DONT KNOW. FUCK YOU. THANK YOU. [SCREAMS]

#IT IS SO FUCKING HARD TO PRETEND TO BE NORMAL WHEN MINGI IS LITERALLY LOOKING LIKE /THAT/!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!!!! #he makes me feel a very specific kind of way that is exclusive to him and it fucking SCARES me yall dont even understand im so. #these pictures awakened something in me. where are they from #his fuckign FACE his eyes in those cute glasses his LIPS ive been thinking way too much abt his hair his fit??? im going INSANE #its like you peered into my brain to specifically pick the exact images to send into my ask box that would make me start biting thru metal. #i mean what i am normal. i am sane. regular. i am a normal person doing normal person things normally #(daily affirmations i tell myself in the mirror) #goodbye #corynn ☕️

[bagofshinyrocks]

Government name vs Military callsign

Prompt: What scares them worse? Addressing them by their full government name, or addressing them by their military callsign?

Featuring: Task Force 141 (CoD: MW2) - John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish (separately) x GN!Reader

Word Count: 0.9k

Warnings: none

John Price

Government name.

Calling him Captain or Skipper just ends with him sauntering to where ever you are and ask (in an obnoxiously self-satisfied voice) what you wanted. Like a cat pretending it can’t hear the urgency in your tone when you say to get off the counter.

“If you want me to ‘shake a leg’, call my name, luvie.”

Now if you holler “Jonathan Price”, he’ll drop something. Either the newspaper in his hands, or his heart into his stomach. He sure as hell moves his ass with a purpose, and he’s peering into the room with an apology on his lips.

“Yes, luv? What’s wrong, poppet?”

“Lift the other end of the couch, would you?”

He does, and you shimmy it further back in the room. “Anything else I can do, love o’ my life?” He’s hovering, and gently coaxing you into his arms. Gauging how mad you were at him. You curled into him and kissed his chin. Then stepped away with a pat to his chest.

“No, sweetheart, just wanted you to shake a leg is all.”

When he remembers your previous conversation, he groans and tells you to fuck off.

Simon Riley

Military callsign.

When you two are alone, and he’s already given you permission to call him Simon, don’t call him Ghost. When you say that word, he assumes one of his mates are at the door or on the phone, and goes from Simon to Ghost. Stalks into the room with narrowed eyes, only to find you in the kitchen. By yourself.

“Ghost, you want a sandwich too? Turkey and cheese.”

“Fuck you callin’ me that for?” 

Once he sees you’re alone, he swoops in and wraps around you like a hoodie. A firm kiss to your ear, then your cheek, then spun you around. Back pressed to the counter top. Settles his face right close to yours.

“We playin’ games now?” You didn’t want to upset him, so you pressed a kiss to his nose. His grumpy look faded a bit.

“Sorry, baby.” Arms wrapped carefully around his shoulders. And your fingers scratch his scalp. Another kiss to his nose. “I’m sorry for playing games with you. Simon Riley.”

Hearing his name on your lips finally cracked, and he gave you a smile. A little scar on the upper lip. You gave it a kiss, and then pressed a kiss to his lips. 

A quick surge forward, and you only just had time to shove aside the things behind you before you found yourself on the countertop.

Kyle Garrick

Government name.

He doesn’t mind being called Gaz, and you’ll use Kyle and Gaz interchangeably. Doesn’t even mind if you use “Kyle” or “honey” in front of his squadmates. Though “Kylie” he does have some displeasure with.

“I’ll have you know, Soap is still calling me Kylie, you asshole.”

Call him ‘Garrick’, and he knows that you are pretending to be mad at him. He slinks over and rubs his face against your cheek. He’s too cute for you to stay mad.

If you shout “Kyle Garrick”, he comes running. He could have sworn that he put his clothes in the hamper. And did the dishes. And taken out the recycling. Damn, what was it that he forgot?

“Kyle Ga-”

“Yes, dear!” Shit, he didn’t mean to ‘yes, dear’ you. “Yes, my dear, I’m right here.”

You pause your laundry folding and summon him with a crook of your finger. Once he’s close enough, you tap your lip with the same finger. “I need a kiss.”

He blinked once. Then twice. “God damn you.” He squishes your face in his hands and gave you a quick, firm kiss. “Don’t stress me out like that. Thought you were mad.”

“Give me another kiss, or I will be.”

He rapid fire kissed your mouth, chin, and cheeks, then gave you a smack on the ass before returning to the living room. 

“In my own fucking home,” he muttered.

John MacTavish

Military callsign.

He’s got some thick skin. And he’s had his name shouted angrily many a time. He would all but skip into the room with a big smile on his face. The only people who shouted that name (and wore out the scare-factor on it) were his family members. Shouting “John MacTavish” meant you loved him. You were also mad at him, but you loved him. That was more important. Even with your scowl and the gross pile of garbage he kept forgetting to take out. You loved him.

Now shouting his callsign reminded him of his superior officers.

“SOAP!”

Shit shit shit. He put down his beer and ran from the garage to the backyard. Leg brace over his sweats, low cut muscle shirt that you also wolf-whistle at when he wears. You were only weeding the garden boxes.

“JOHNNY!”

“I’m here, bonnie,” he hollered, rounding the corner. You were sitting in the dirt, a tidy pile of weeds and dead plant bits next to you.

“C’mere, c’mere.”

He leaned down next to you, hand on your shoulder and good knee on the ground. “Wassit?”

You pointed to the leaf in your hand. “A caterpillar, Johnny. An itsy-bitsy caterpillar.”

He sighed heavily and kissed your shoulder. “Bonnie, I thought something was wrong.”

“Hm?” You spared him a glance. “What are you talking about, bubba?”

“You called me Soap.”

“Did I? Didn’t mean to spook you, loverboy.” You gave him an apologetic kiss on the lips. “Just wanted you to see the caterpillar before he wiggled off.”

Posted: 2023 Dec 10

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[re-imagine]

My parents were very young when they had me and when they moved to the U.S. They didn't own a house yet. We lived in an apartment with 3 other families. The line to go to the bathroom was always long. I remember being 3 or 4 and having too many accidents because of it... I remember taking the bus and walking to school because we didn't have a car for a while. My dad entered work at 5am and worked until midnight. He got paid $5 an hour. My parents argued over money sometimes. Life wasn't overly difficult for us but it was different than what it is right now. It's just weird that my siblings don't know that other life our family had. My siblings NEVER had to experience our old way of life. I wish they did, it builds character lmao.

Now I have to work hard to make my parents proud and give them experiences they never had. Oh and I am forever the family translator (but I am slowly forgetting my first language and it sucks).

#this country and this city in particular #has been good to us #i wish everyone had access to these opportunities #it was just a combination of hard work and alot of luck #and now i can pay them back a tiny bit by having them experience europe with me #well. just my mom. cuz my dad was too scared. and he doesnt like italian food lmao #only my sister is going. my brother didnt want to go! #that ok. it will be so fun. ive never been on a plane before. never left his continent or been to another state #except over the border to mexico #also i hate when i go to mexico and they use the weirdest slang... like broooo?? que dices???? #no but this country has grabted us a way to a better life. we are not rich. i still live with my family lol :( but we are comfortable #granted #***at the same time: i know things in the u.s could be alot better!!! #also. my peers are sooo individualistic. they dont consider their family when making major decisions which is very wild to me #not a bad thing! we just have different cultures and upbringings #... also sad abt the fact that my cousins are having kids and the kids dont speak spanish 🥲

[sammydem0n64]

I’m being cursed by Talen thoughts. If only bc. Damn imagine being a teenage boy who, like most hormonal teens, CRAVES intimacy (this is my way of saying horny without being murdered for saying a 17 year old experiences sexual attraction.) and that’s largely your gimmick; that you want a girlfriend and it just so happens the girls you like are Not Very Good People. Yeah and then turns out your dad decides to try and kill you instead of selling you out to the gangs he’s in debt to?

#I thimking abt he abd Whilate’s relationship. like gah damn #Whilate is 100% to blame for how Talen acts. Being a cheating womanizer who pushes the idea that when girls reject Talen they’re #‘playing hard to get’. and generally pushing a lot of misogynistic ideals onto his son #and like. Whilate is literally like the only person Talen has a close relationship with to begin with #(his only other friend at the start is another teenage boy who doesn’t belong to me who is also delulu like him.) #All the other adults in his life don’t really care. bc his mom left and his teachers are cordial but don’t take much interest in him #Whilate has always been Talen’s example so ofc he idolizes him and internalizes his sexist mannerisms (ie being p creepy w/ female peers) #Talen isn’t an extremist in his actions but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t making girls uncomfortable. he didn’t take no for an answer #he just wasn’t like. aggressive with it. no one was scared of rejecting him they just hated his annoying bitchass #and Whilate encouraged it! He encouraged Talen being creepy with his female peers and trying to fight ‘competition’ #The only reason Talen gains any other positive adult figures in his life is bc Guo knows his dad sucks and starts talking to him #But. while Whilate does suck. and he does try to kill Talen. he loves him. he adores his son #Hes not a good man he’s not a good father he spends all their money and shifted his son into a creep #But god he loves Talen. he just wanted the best for him. he was just too selfish to give him that though #So... like... him trying to kill Talen was a twisted act of love. #He knew that one of his employers may try to take Talen from him if he didn’t straight up sell him out. he could’ve never seen his son again #And he didn’t want Talen living the life he lived by any means. And since he had no other allies. He decided the best course of action #In order to ‘save’ his son from a life of misery... was to kill him. Take him out peacefully. Make sure no one can exploit him #It’s sick and fucked up but he genuinely believed at least in his weak mental state that this was the only way to help Talen #And he deeply regrets trying such a thing. Obviously. now his son is traumatized #and Talen who absolutely loved his dad and just wanted their life to get better. Is traumatized for life baby!!! #At least he got a girlfriend and a mom though 😼😼😼😼😼

[hon3y-y]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ roommate!sukuna just can’t get enough of you…

sukuna finds his perverted roommate getting fucked and can’t look away

cw: voyeurism, pervy reader & sukuna, (ft satoru), masturbation (m&f), light overstimulation(m), Non curse AU

pt 2: here<3 pt 3: here<3

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enjoy<3

roommate! Sukuna knows you touch yourself when he has girls over, so he makes sure to make it extra loud, having the girls basically sobbing on his cock. Meanwhile, you pathetically listen through the walls separating your rooms, hand lowered into your panties, trying to stay quiet.

You listen to the whiny mess he turns all of his hookups into, hearing the clapping of skin on skin and babbling that the girl spews, clearly drunk on pleasure. roommate! Sukuna goes for so long, and you listen to every second like a pervert. You hear every word he spits and imagine it’s you who he’s calling ‘good girl’ or ‘pretty whore’, cumming as many times around your wet fingers as you can.

Of course, roommate! Sukuna didn’t always know about his little perverted roommate. That was, until you came home one night, absolutely plastered, stumbling onto nearly every surface from barely being able to hold yourself up. As Ryo tried to help you across the apartment, you confessed your dirty secret, staring up at him with tears about how ashamed you felt, begging him for forgiveness.

Meanwhile, he was throbbing in his pants at the thought of his cute roomie desperately trying to get off because she was just too scared to ask him to fuck her stupid. he could imagine it, the way you would hopelessly hump your fingers, knowing it’ll never feel like him. the image made his ego swell. All he did was pat your head and tuck you in, and the next morning, acted as if nothing happened. not that you even realized, the end of the night still blacked out from your memory.

You decide that enough is enough, feeling ashamed by how your lack of sexual activities is being forced on your unsuspecting (👀) roommate. That’s what got you into this position:  meeting some random guy in the club and bringing him home, hoping that maybe by getting a good fuck, you’ll stop your perversion.

You and your date's moves are frantic, practically ripping off each other's clothes and desperately grinding on each other for some sort of friction. You end up in your room, articles of clothing scattered across the apartment that you didn’t care about, too busy with your head buried into the pillow as your date, whose name you learned is Satoru, licked your pussy like a lollipop, moaning like it was the sweetest candy he’s ever tasted. 

Roommate! Sukuna had been sleeping when he woke up to a thud on the wall connecting your rooms. It was a light thud, usually something he’d ignore and go back to sleep, but then it was a constant creak, followed by the sounds of your whimpers. At first, he thought you were up by yourself, trying to get off while he was sleeping, until the deep voice of a man groaned, “Fuck—take it, baby—such a good fuckin’ girl" 

Ryo nearly jumped out of bed. In the year you two have been roommates, you never invited anyone over; it was only him who would have random hookups. This was new. and as much as it was pissing him off, the bulge in his pants made the situation a little more complicated. That’s how he found himself outside your room, peering into the cracked door to watch you take another man’s dick.

You looked like you were in ecstasy—the way your hands gripped the sheets and your toes curled, the pitched whines of “yes, don’t stop—please satoru~” His hand automatically moved to palm his cock, watching as this man, Satoru, forced you deeper into the sheets, pounding into your pussy. Besides the noises that escaped your mouth, he could hear the squelch every time he plunged into your sopping cunt, making Ryo’s mouth water at how wet you must be. It almost made him angry. That was his neglected pussy, and here this guy was enjoying it. 

Still, he couldn’t deny how hot you looked. Sukuna’s body was on fire, and he moved to stroke his aching cock while picturing it as him. It was him plugging up that sweet pussy and making you cream around his cock, fucking you until you were a mess of tears and cum, leaving you shaking and unable to walk. His knees became weaker, gripping onto the walls to stroke his cock faster, and he ran his fingers over his sensitive tip, making his jaw drop.

roommate! Sukuna came all over his fingers, having to rush his hand to his mouth to stop the groan he desperately wanted to let out. His body racked and shuttered with pleasure, painting himself in his own cum. He couldn’t stop, though; Satoru had flipped you over, and now he could see the look on your face.

You looked so fucked out, panting and spreading your legs because you needed to be fucked so bad. The slight scrunch in your brow made him feral, working past the overstimulation and using his own release as lube to keep going. it was messy and completely unlike himself, but the sight of you cumming was addicting.

roommate! Sukuna, who is left quietly panting outside your door, still messy from his own cum, and still desperately horny.

roommate! Sukuna, who is officially waving the white flag in this stupid game he’s had going on, you’re his, and no one-night stand is taking that away.

a/n: hiiii<3 i’ve been super busy bc this semester KICKED MY ASS but it’s ending 🙏 so i might write more, we’ll see😵‍💫 also, i have seen requests and will hopefully upload some soon? no promises though but i’ll try! :)))

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