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skyppl-e · 2 months
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oh yeah.... im making aus now.... florist au but al haitham is a part time employee at the plant nursery tighnari owns and kaveh keeps running into him
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canidkid · 1 year
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urmm i dont know if rqs are open or not, but do you think you could do reagan age regressor headcanons too...? i know its less obvious a headcanon than brett, but if youre willing to id be grateful 🙏
They're open!!
Tbh regressor Reagan makes so much sense I can't believe there isn't more for her >:[[ /lh
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REGRESSOR REAGAN RIDLEY HEADCANONS!! 🖍️🧪🧃
with some CG Brett!
Pretty easily identifiable age range of 3-7
She never loses that desire to keep making and creating - so she has a lot of toys pertaining to that! Depending on where she's landed in her headspace, she'll tinker with Jr. Robotics kits, Legos, blocks or just simple science experiments.
Seriously can't be left unsupervised for long around anything that could be taken apart. Ballpoint pens, CD players, cardboard boxes. She wants to know how things work and she doesn't care if she'll be upset later because she's covered in lava lamp fluid and glitter!!!
Sensory avoidant. Reagan becomes more sensitive to outside stimuli in headspace, so failsafe plans need to be installed. Noise canceling headphones, sunglasses, change of clothes, etc. Especially certain kinds of physical touch are big no-nos. Unexpected hugs, for example.
Super specific about clothing. Tags out, seams non-offensive, the same thing in several colors, etc.
Regression is a way to get her childhood back! She tries to plan when, how, what she'll be doing and with who. All in an effort to keep the experience as positive as possible. 
Usually this does include Brett! He's a really fun CG - and easily adapts to Reagan's needs. She's able to put a lot of trust in him and knows he'd never abuse this. He's just a big safety blanket, which is exactly what this little kid needs sometimes. 
Museum trips!! So many museum trips!! They take a lot of planning in advance. Snack bag, the correct outfit, and headphones are a must! Public places can easily become too much for her when small - be it through sensory overload or anxiety over being a kid in public. 
When they do get everything just right..Reagan loves interactive exhibits. Pressing buttons, standing on platforms or picking things up to inspect are always a great time! 
Heavily relies on structure. It's not that she'll forget, it's that she wants to know what's next at all times. If there's no daily planner up somewhere, she'll get antsy until there is.
When by herself, Reagan tends to steer away from anything that might delve too much into her actual childhood. She prefers watching newer shows, playing with newer toys - or plain and simple  just turning the whole thing into nap time.
Comfort items!! She has them, she loves them. One of her favorites is a pocket-sized black cat plushie! It goes everywhere with her. Big or small, doesn't matter. The cat is safely tucked away somewhere nearby. 
I see both her and Brett as flips. So,, bunch of fun stuff ensues. They're either small together and engage in absolute chaos, or are able to take care of one another in kiddo mode!!
She's more of a timid type, especially around people she doesn't entirely trust. Largely nonverbal in public - as well as quite often in her circle. Brett is about the only person who knows the full scope of her regression.
I also potentially have more to say here so I'm absolutely open to taking more specific follow-up headcanons or moodboard requests!!!
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chirpsythismorning · 2 years
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If I see ppl saying this or that theory is stupid in the tag, then yeah, I mean I feel weird posting about agreeing with that theory now bc it’s recently been established by some that it’s a stupid one 😭
Like the whole birthdaygate thing. I love that theory, but after talking about it I’ll suddenly see ppl in the tag hating on the theory, as if I didn’t just specifically mention it 😳 like…
Not saying people can’t have their own theories, but if you’re repeatedly posting in the tag, publicly, where everyone see’s, about how this or that won’t happen no matter what some people think, now suddenly it’s an atmosphere where no one knows if they can even post about those theories anymore, I just feel like it makes me look like an idiot bc I’m now one of those people others think is stupid for believing.
But honestly I’m also an over-sensitive person, so maybe it’s just me.
Like the whole byler confessional thing is something I also have no interest in. Bc it centers on this tendency fandom has to constantly bring up hot takes. Like oh EVERYONE thinks this, but I don’t!!!
Like some ppl will invalidate theories solely bc they’re popular. Like, that will genuinely be an argument for the basis of why a theory isn’t solid, bc a bunch of ppl believe it.
I personally believe a lot of theories, even the crazy ones, bc it’s fun. Like i’d rather believe all of them, and hopefully some are actually accurate, than to just believe what fits with what I want to believe and play it safe.
I’ll even believe theories I don’t necessarily like, but the story is giving me signs that it’s going to pay off. Like the whole byler getting murray’d thing. That’s sort of a hot take now to talk about bc some fans don’t want it to happen, so they’ll kind of push it into obscurity as something they believe won’t happen, solely bc they don’t want it to.
But the thing is, I don’t necessarily want/not want it to happen, that’s beside the point. The show has hinted at a lead up to this for years, that’s why I believe it. So when I talk about it, don’t think I’m pushing that theory on you despite you not personally liking it, and don’t assume I think byler is solely going to get together bc of a snide remark from Murray. It’s simply a theory based on evidence. And it’s gonna be a lot more complex than Murray being the sole reason they end up together. If anything it’s just a small component to the pay-off of that story arc, based on the watching the show as a whole and seeing the signs leading up to it with Jancy and Jopper, followed by an endgame payoff with the main ship of the show following suit, aka byler.
I’ve been in fandom theorizing before. I’ve been disappointed. And I’ve been impressed with fans ability to figure shit out before it played out. Tbh theorizing will always be the best part, especially when the people working on the show really care about where it’s going narratively.
You will never see me on here hating on peoples theories. Bc honestly most of you are smarter than me and I care about what you guys think. I also don’t want to rule anything out definitively, even theories I don’t initially like, bc who knows, they could be right!!
So if I offend anyone by talking about certain theories or headcanons, I’m sorry for that.
If I ever talk about a theory that somehow directly contradicts yours, I’m sorry for that.
I think despite others opinions, I’m just going to try to keep theorizing things, without invalidating other theories in the process.
That just feels like the best way to go about things.
And I’m gonna try to ignore ppl saying they hate this or that take when it applies to me and just post what I want to post and if some agree then yay and if no one does then I’ll stfu bc there’s no point in stirring the pot if no one even agrees with me anyways 🤣
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fastandtheformula1 · 2 years
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a/n: literally just realized i’ve been spitting out fanfics/blurbs for the past year and a half and you guys haven’t really gotten to know me… so here we go!
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hello! i am the writer of this blog! you can call me ro (she/her). i’m bisexual!I love 5SOS (Ashton girls RISE), Big Time Rush (where my Kendall girls at), and musical theater (specifically for Mike Faist but we’re not gonna talk about it). I love Formula One too, hence my username.
i’d love to talk to you guys so send me a question/hello in the ask link!
requests are still open if you’d like a specific fic idea!
also, i found this from @nottheweirdest, and thought I would give it a go! i modified some questions to fit my blog hehe
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Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask
😅 What’s a story or scene you’ve created that you’re embarrassed exists?
literally EVERYTHING. most def my pete davidson after a fight blurb tho. pretty cringe.
🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put a smile on your face?
when person a is obviously very sad/depressed for no reason at all and person b just does a bunch of random shit just to see person a smile. and when they do person b is so elated that they’re running around/talking to the dog about how they got person a to smile like person a just said yes to their marriage proposal
Or when person a is depressed/sad and person b does a bunch of soft things just to see person a relax for a split second. (bear hugs, remembering the small things, carrying them bridal style to their bedroom)
brb gonna go cry.
🤡 What’s a line, scene, or exchange you’ve written that made you laugh?
omg in my bo burnham blurb where the reader says “i think the gods are telling us to stop being so lovey-dovey”... stOP pLEasE whAT are you doINGGGG
😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?
not yet… but there will be *cough ashton irwin* cough*
✍🏼 Do you have a beta reader?
nope! all me :)
🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feelings, etc.
probably angst
🎢Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?
def. done w/ ashton irwin..still working on part 2 but oof
✨Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it.
tbh i love my poly!5sos stuff. it’s so super fun to write
💋First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?
neither, really. they just sort of annoy me lol
🎶Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?
nope!I work in complete silence at 3 in the morning
🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?
google docs on my school chromebook 😬😬 god help me.
❗️Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?
SO MANY. probably have thrown away at least 30 or so
🙋🏽‍♀️Do any irl people know you write fanfic?
2 of my friends and my sister
🍦What’s the sweetest fic you’ve created so far?
tbh i’m a pretty angsty gowrl… maybe “insomnia” w niall?
🌶Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what’s your most popular nsfw fic?
i have tried. so. many. times. I cringe whenever I write anything smexy.
🌞Do you have a preferred time of day to write?
i really only write from 12-3 a.m. (ik i need help)... I’m a night owl so it’s perfect.
💖What made you start writing?
i had the idea to start writing for a while, then my sister and I talked about it and I made an account and the rest is history.
💌How do you feel about comments and feedback?
feedback is always appreciated as long as you are nice and kind about it! I’m not the best writer; I can always improve!
❌What’s a trope you will never write?
not really a trope but, degradation in the bedroom… i just don’t understand
💲Would you ever open commissions?
probably not
🧐Do you spend much time researching your stories?
eh not really, about 5-10 min max.
🏆What’s your most popular fic?
Andrew Garfield boyfriend headcanons. (honestly, headcanons/ blurbs are so fun to write)
🎃Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?
I currently don’t have any holiday themed ones, but I’m down to write them if they’re requested
📈How many fics do you have?
21 and counting!
🦅Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?
normally it starts out with 2-3 sentences of dialogue, then I piece together the background, then add in details and voila.
👀Tell me about an up and coming wip please!
OKAY “done” W ASHY BOY… I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THIS FIC. I’M DECIDING OR NOT IF I SHOULD CRY HAPPY OR SAD TEARS
🤗What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?
personally, I don’t like having a schedule/ specific day to post, but that’s just me. i know most people have a routine, but do what you want! haven’t written in four months? that’s okay! been writing nonstop for two weeks? also wonderful!
write whatever makes you fall in love with writing again! whether it be a super sappy/cringey trop that makes your knees buckle, do it! :)
💞Who’s your comfort character?
Fred Weasley 1,000%.
🤩Who is your favorite character/person to write?
ASHY BOIIIIIIIIIIII. god i love ashton irwin. His demeanor, poise, confidence, ugh I want it all.
🤲🏼Would you please share a snippet of a wip?
Little background… poly!lashton w/female reader who’s having a depressive episode:
“Hey. Hey, what’s goin on? Is everything all right?” Ash asked, very worried.
You rolled over to Luke as a response, your face near his hips. You felt his hand in your hair, playing with it. Ashton climbed into bed and started to draw shapes on your back.
“C’mon angel. Talk to us. You’ll feel better.” Luke said as he patted your head.
“You can’t stay up there alone, Y/N. Think out loud.”
so excited to share this one… just can’t figure out the ending
😬Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends or family to stumble upon?
anything poly!5sos. Anything poly in general… i mean it’s not a “traditional” relationship, but a part of me still loves it for some reason
🎉What leads you to consider a fic a success?
def a combination of how proud I am with it, and how much you guys interact with it
✅What’s something that appears in your fics over and over again, even if you don’t mean to?
i always end angsty fics with an “i love you”... whoops
📚Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?
maybe as a side hustle!
⌛️How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?
3-5 business days. On a serious note, 2-3 weeks. Maybe 2 hours. It really depends on who I’m writing
🤯What’s a genre you struggle with as a writer?
SMUT OH DEAR LORD. I CAN’T WRITE IT TO SAVE MY LIFE. i’m trying it out on some new ones tho!! I never have a problem reading it though
💔Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?
not yet, but soon 👀
💥How do you feel about criticism?
again, as long as you are nice and kind about it!!
🤭Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?
i don’t have a fav, but I always seem to go with writing? seems appropriate lol
🥰How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?
YES!!!! I love interacting w you guys!
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luvring · 2 years
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— asra relationship headcanons
gn!reader, switches between he/they pronouns for asra
warnings: none :-)
note from nia: i love asra sm like it's okay if he's a gemini guys. i'd say i can fix him but he doesn't need fixing. if asra has a million number of fans, then i am one of them. if asra ha-
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whenever you walk into the room, he gets the biggest smile and beckons you over. he has such a lovestruck look on his face that everyone else in the room is either going "aww" or "oh my god please stop"
they like using pet names just to tease you — baby, darling, bub, love, sweetheart. if you use one on them they get immensely happy
whenever there's a holiday coming up he brings out matching pyjama sets for the both of you. halloween, christmas, valentine's - he's Ready. if you don't celebrate, he still has sets that you bring out randomly! it's then immediately titled a self-care relaxing kind of day/evening
they have a specific ringtone for you (one of your favourite songs) so that they always pick up no matter what they're doing
he loves when you guys do self-care together!! he'll help you push back any hair and put on a facemask, asking you to do the same for him
they really like showering/bathing with you. loves washing your back and hair :[ they also have a bunch of bath bombs
sometimes they cook breakfast when they wake up before you and bring it to you in bed (other times they'll lay there and wait for you to wake up)
lazy days are his favourite because he gets to sleep in with you. you often wake up to him looking at you, running his hand through your hair or tracing shapes on your back
they always always kiss you on the forehead and hug you before heading out
he takes photos of any pets being walked and sends them to you
all he says is "dog :)"
loves posting about you if you let them. they do those trends of posting their s/o on their story and are so proud about it.
his posts are like, random things with no context, jokes, and then photo dumps of (the two of) you
they're proud of anything and everything you do. you made a new painting? they love it and will point out all their favourite details. you wrote a new song or poem? they'll hum the tune as they work and talk about their favourite lines. you took some new photos you really like? they'll offer to get them printed and put them up. you crocheted something for them? they're wearing it the next time you go out. the most supportive partner ever
they wrap their scarf around you when it's cold
he'll also hold and breathe on your hands to warm them up
they can be big or little spoon, they enjoy both equally
they love kissing your knuckles. and forehead. and cheeks. and lips. they just really like kissing you
he's always up for giving you piggy back rides if you're tired
and if you ever decide to try surprising/pranking him by jumping into his arms, he will drop whatever he was holding to catch you. will spin you around and say "well hello there"
they always get panicky when you injure yourself, even if it's small
he has the silliest bandaids he could find at the store for small cuts (he takes larger injuries more seriously). hello kitty, barbie, hot wheels — there are literally no regular bandaids in your house unless you buy them yourself.
they bring back little trinkets from their travels for you and now there's an entire area on your dresser dedicated for them
you guys always get a mug/glass from the places you visit so your cupboards are full of mismatching ones
he's always holding your hand when you go out
if someone starts bothering you they pull you behind them and ask how they can help with the fakest smile
likes pda in the sense that he'll hold your hand while walking, but if you decided to grab his face and kiss him in the middle of the street, he'd be totally okay with it. might grin or smirk after tbh
one of their favourite dates was actually really simple: you made bracelets for each other!
he put charms with your favourite colours and animal on it. there's a little "ILY <3" in the middle. he never takes his bracelet off.
you know those bridges where you can lock a lock with your initials and stuff? there is definitely a brightly coloured lock somewhere with your names (+faust c:)
they also like doing escape rooms. every time you walk in they dramatically gasp and say "oh no! we're stuck in here together alone for the foreseeable future! what are we going to do mc?"
also?? thrifting dates are always fun because he picks out objectively the worst/most dramatic pieces there but still pulls it off. it's like those tiktoks where they try to make a bad outfit but you can't help but say "well hold on,"
ok last 'date' idea is walks at night. usually there isn't that many people around and they get to dance and spin you down the street with no worries :[
they always bring you to those mini photo booths when they spot one. the wall by your bed filled with photos now
drunk asra gets very giggly, loud, and clingy. like a big koala.
drunk asra also likes doing things that would get them in trouble (more than usual) so if you don't stop them, no one will.
asra uses kaomojis (emojis like (。・ω・。)ノ♡) and they alway draw them on sticky notes as well as little notes/reminders for you to find around the shop
after a long day of helping customers and tending to the shop, they drag you upstairs to cuddle and will not let go
if it was more of a frustrating rather than exhausting day, he refuses to end the day like that. he'll do whatever it takes — tickle you, have a little dance party, go for a walk, take a bath, it's always a toss up
if he ever catches you crying alone, he feels his heart break. he walks up to you and gently asks if you'd like his company. he'll pull you into his chest and runs his hand up and down your back, whispering kind affirmations and reassurances — "you'll never have to go through today again, i promise."
never forces you to talk but reminds you he's there if you need him
knows when you're burnt out and makes you to take a break
if you're super anxious about something, he'll do whatever he can to help with it while calming you down. he'll help you work past your comfort zone if you ask, but he knows your boundaries and never pushes you to do something you don't want to
they like when you paint their nails fun colours :)
you guys have so many blankets and pillows it'd be shocking if you didn't have a fort built somewhere
there's also a lot of pillow fights
you guys just like doing dumb stuff. sliding around with socks on, trying out couple tiktok trends, trying to cook without a recipe. it's a very fun relationship <3
they remember basically every single detail you share
it makes for great birthday presents because they'll remember that really specific thing you mentioned like 4 months prior
they like opening doors for you, sometimes teasing you by bowing and going "my liege"
he likes playing co-op games with you! open world games, indie games kind of thing. also stuff like overcooked despite the chaos that ensues
he won't hesitate to compete against you in like, super smash bros or something though. he's somehow good at uno even though it relies a lot on luck??
like anytime you get together with friends someone is getting +4 and it is Not asra (probably julian tbh)
asra hates whenever you two argue. they've gotten better at trusting you and working together rather than for you, but they're still scared sometimes. arguments don't last too long as you realize each of you just want to help and protect each other. they hug you really tight while exchanging apologies.
has most definitely had long talks with his parents about you and the future he envisions with you — whatever that entails. honestly could not care less if they decide to tell you about it, he's very open about wanting to spend his life together.
"yes i did say that. do you have any problems with it?"
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magicapandora · 2 years
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I always see a bunch of headcanon post and decide to make one as well! So here’s some I have for specific characters!
Victor Ketsueki (My son boy™️)
Victor is a trans guy who’s also bisexual. He kinda figured it out around 3rd or 4th year and requested to be switched to the boys dorm.
Him and Talbott, after a while of course, start to hang out and share their poetry together, usually jokingly critiquing it for the smallest things.
Victor’s a muggle born, both of his parents are as well. His mother is an actress who’s famous in France and his father is a director who still resides in Japan.
I feel like he has two siblings, like a really older one and a really younger one.
Sometimes seeing all of the Hogwarts stuff and even the cursed vaults bullshit, he always mutters to himself, “I could have gone to Beauxbatons…”
Victor goes to the hospital wing/Saint Mungo’s quite frequently. It’s how he gets his supply of blood he needs to drink and is very acquainted with the staff, who praise him to be a model patient.
Nymphadora Tonks! (Rainbow child)
Tonks is def like, not cis. Probably genderfluid and pan. They figured it out pretty easily and is free to choose where to sleep, dormitory wise.
Tonks often shifts but doesn’t notice it. Like one minute they’re spacing out and the next they have silver hair. This happened a lot more often while in the first 4 years at Hogwarts.
Colovaria and other shapeshifting potions and spells don’t work on her. She gulped a concoction of them one time and it did nothing, except send her to the hospital wing cause she drank like 3 different potions at the same time.
Tonks’ fashion sense can be labeled as “Fucking chaos” and yet are so stylish? Like asymmetrical jackets, ripped fishnet tights, clothes that are either too small or too big, she pulls it off so well.
If Tonks’ doesn’t have mashed potatoes in her hair and food stuffed in her pockets by the end of the great feast, then she hasn’t eaten enough yet.
Tonks is the friend that def turns into her friends and takes their place in class if they need to be alone or wanna take a mental health day.
Bea Haywood (emo daughter)
Bea is def not cis but I’m not sure what they’d identify as tbh. I can see nonbinary definitely though. As for sexuality, they just straight up only like girls and has a crush on a gryffindor girl in their year.
Bea is tall for a 3rd year, being about 5’10 by the beginning of the year. They shoot up to 6’0 while wearing their boots.
They really like hanging out with Ismelda and Victor, mostly because they can use puppy dog eyes and have them get them food or have them pay for their butterbeer/j.
Speaking of the emo squad, Bea is insanely good at card games and often wins against Ismelda and Victor, both of them losing their chocolate frogs and other things they betted.
“Ah yes. You found me. Pondering in the dark with my seltzer.”
Bea may not have the super best relationship with Penny, but they always bond over their love for Quidditch and you can see them screaming at the top of their lungs at games with homemade banners and paint on their face.
Andre Egwu (walk walk fashion baby)
Andre is bisexual but with a very heavy preference for men. He’s only had one crush on a girl and it was Penny, which he is kinda embarrassed about.
His passion for fashion started with his grandfather, who made sweaters and scarves and sent them to Andre for the cold months. He saw how much love his grandfather put into the clothes he made.
His mother is a model, and is on the covers of several fashion, beauty, and sports magazines in the muggle world.
Andre’s favorite color is purple, but he says ‘his color’ is Burgandy and Mauve.
It’s a miracle that Andre hasn’t been seriously injured during a Quidditch match, even when he’s waving to his fans and blowing kisses at them.
Andre and Badeea are working on a collaboration, Badeea painting on a loose canvas and Andre making a dress out of it.
Ismelda Murk (goth daughter)
Ismelda is a cis girl and is bisexual with a preference for girls, she used to have a crush on Merula but it’s faded and has her eye on a certain Hufflepuff it’s penny
She’s surprisingly very sporty, just not wizarding sports. If Hogwarts had a track team or a tennis team, Ismelda would dominate the field.
Her natural hair color is brown, but dyed it to black starting third year to not look like her older sister. She asks Merula to help her dye her hair every 6 weeks.
Ismelda’s wand is larch wood with unicorn wood, and about 14 1/2 inches. She’s very good at healing and defensive spells, but also of course has a knack for jinxes and sneaky spells.
The necklace with the vial of ‘muggle blood’ was actually just water dyed red. Ismelda still has the empty vial and cringes every time she looks at it because of how she acted back then.
Ismelda is actually very tall, about 6’4 and 6’6 with her boots on. She even towers over Barnaby and he has to look a little up in order to talk to her.
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shotorozu · 3 years
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Could I request for Bakugou with a s/o that really likes to meme on him, but in, secret, so no one knows about it. But on day he finds out. Like they have a bunch of pictures of him and all his ugly faces on their phone. The album probably has the name like: “I love Him, but why does he make such ugly faces lmao” and they have a lot of memes of him too (I saw a meme of him with the caption: “Bakugo, Bakuwait and Bakustop” but his hair was in the colors of a traffic light vgvgvt)
discovering their s/o’s meme collection
character(s) : bakugou katsuki,
legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not specific
headcanon type : fluff-crackish
note(s) : LMAO i’ve seen the bakugo, bakuwait, and bakustop meme it made me hysterical when i first saw it. i also have some massive writers block with one of the posts i was making so rip
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bakugou katsuki
bakugou had NO IDEA what you had on your phone tbh
it was like,, one of the seven mysteries of the world to him.
you were dared to show how many pictures you had in your camera roll, and you had about 1000 pictures
and he’s just like “wtf” 🤨 “how do you still have storage??”
he doesn’t really care that much to the point he’d want to personally take matters into his own hands by snooping
but he’s definitely curious. like.. why don’t you just delete the pictures immediately after it’s use?
so one day, he had your phone bc he was taking cute lil selfies of you while you guys were out on a date.
then he ACCIDENTALLY (and i literally mean it) swipes into the gallery
then he sees why you have 1000 photos
5% of those pictures were school related, 35% were pictures of your friends + bakugou, and 60% of those pictures were
MEMES
they were memes. and not just any memes, they were memes of him.
everytime he swiped to the next picture, it was just a picture of one of his many ugly faces.
there was a photo of him in the sports festival that was captioned “i love him but wtf why is he so ugly here??”
another one of him eating a rather sour candy— his face bunched up in reaction to the candy “LMAO HIS FACE IS SO FUNNY WHDNWSN”
and of course, how could we forget the iconic bakugo, bakuwait, and bakustop meme
bakugou was just 🧍 while looking at each individual meme. he didn’t even know you were THAT type of person— he had no clue you had that many photos dedicated to memes of him
you noticed the rather appalled expression on his face, so you slide next to him to see what he’s looking at
“suki, you’re taking too long,” you look at the phone’s screen, and he’s looking at one of the memes JKWNDMA
“care to explain why you have these?” the rather twisted grin on his face made you realize that,
“YOU FOUND THE MEME COLLECTION-”
“YOU DIDN’T ANSWER THE QUESTION”
“YEAH BUT HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THERE??”
you eventually explained yourself that it all started from denki sending all these different pictures of him to you (specifically) and you just made different memes out of them.
“are you THAT obsessed?” bakugou teases, and he’s expecting you to deny it— but you don’t really do that.
“these memes never fail to make me laugh when i’m sad though, that’s why i always have them.” you confess casually
so, a part of bakugou was like “lol i’m gonna murder that dunce” and another part of him was like “tch. they can keep it ig.”
“just don’t show them to anyone, especially those extras” he hands you your phone, patting the small of your back
“even your mom?-”
“not eVEN HER YOU IDIOT—”
“yeah, yeah. i wasn’t planning on it,” you laugh, and the discussion was left on that.
he does add more pictures of him to your gallery though, but the meme in him honestly comes very naturally
but one day, he was gonna get revenge >:)
likes and reblogs are appreciated, thanks for reading!
i do not own bnha/mha and it’s characters. boku no hero academia/my hero academia belongs to horikoshi kohei. i only own the writing and i do not profit off of my hobby
do not plagiarize, repost, translate, or use my works for audio readings without my permission :))
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elysianslove · 4 years
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tutoring ; haikyuu boys
synopsis; tutoring headcanons 
pairings; kuroo tetsuro x reader, akaashi keiji x reader, oikawa toru x reader
genre; fluff 
warnings; hints at nsfw themes w kuroo, but nothing else
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kuroo tetsuro 
okay it’s canon this boy is crazy smart, especially in chemistry, so unless it was any other polar opposite subject, it’d probably be you getting tutored
idk about y’all but i hate chem and physics, and if i had fkn KUROO to tutor me??? i’d fail on purpose
he’d probably be a really good teacher if he wasn’t so damn dorky
like in the middle of tutoring you he’ll go on a full rant about the topic in excruciating scientific detail and you’ll just “um 👁👄👁 wha”
he’s v supportive tho
every time u understand something he like cheers for u
if you’re feeling demotivated he just has a bunch of science puns prepared on his phone’s notes
i see him being a very interactive tutor
so like as he’s going over something he’ll leave blanks for you to fill that he’s already taught you
also he’s 100% confident in ur skills. too confident
like when he sees u get something right or get a really good score he’d just be “idk why u ever doubted yourself” so suave and cool but he has such a proud smile on his face
he also teaches u as if you already know everything. this could be either really motivating bc he’s not looking down on u but it can be a lot and overwhelming sometimes
unwinds after EVERY tutoring session
like
every single one
always brings snacks and stuffs ur face w them as ur writing notes
ice cream parlor visits after !
if this is bf kuroo he’d definitely, absolutely tease u
kiss for everything u get right
tbh if he was only a friend/classmate he’d still say the same shit
mf would be playing strip studying
as he’s testing u, for everything u get right he’ll take a piece of clothing off
so v encouraging
;)
oikawa toru 
i think oikawa’s like really smart, but in v specific subjects. things that require critical thinking or analytical thinking or like presentation and public speaking skills?? he’s an A student 
but memorizing things just . doesn’t work with him
so something like bio? sucks. 
let’s say ur an A student in bio in his class and ur always getting like high marks
so he approaches u after he flunks an exam and is just “how would you like the honor of being my tutor” 
like — bruh i stg ,,,
u kinda just 🧍🏻‍♀️ 
i would honestly love it if toru ends up with someone that can like put him in his place if need iwaizumi
n e ways after he says that ur just like “why would i”
and hes like “why wouldnt you”
it’s frustrating how unbothered he is tbh
when he shows you his exam u actually kinda feel bad plus he said something once about not being able to play volleyball if he fails and yk how much it means to him
so u agree
reluctantly 
u meet him at a cafe and 
it’s surprisingly v fun
he makes u laugh a lot bc he is: an idiot 
ur sessions w him are not v productive ngl but some part of him really wants to please you so he studies well
to win you over and ask you out he knew he had to pass first, and he’s a v determined person, so, obviously, he does
he runs over to you after getting his paper back and just waves it at you with the biggest smile on his face he’s so cute pls
“if i was an enzyme i’d be a dna helicase so i can unzip your genes” 
you wanted to smack him but you had to stop laughing first 
akaashi keiji
i honest to god cannot visualize this man asking for help, so it’ll be the other way around this time
scenario; you have a fat crush on akaashi (realistic, bc who doesn’t) and matchmaker king bokuto tells you to ask him for help on math 
ur not dumb, ur great at math 
but rn ur simping over this pretty boy, and desperate times call for desperate measures 
so u come up to him after being assigned hw and ask him if he could help you out
he’s so sweet and automatically says yeah sure with such a pure and soft smile bc?? ur so pretty and his heart is racing!!
you invite him over, and he agrees to meet you after practice 
y’all are an awkward mess bc; 1. you don’t actually have trouble with the hw and 2. you’re both so oblivious about each other’s obvious crushes 
he’s explaining a question to you but you cannot, for the life of you, pay attention
all you can do is stare at him and the way his lips move and the way his fingers are wrapped around the pen and how he’s very gentle with his explanations and goes slowly through them
being so close to him is like raising your body temperature to an inhuman rate tbh 
your thoughts: impure
he catches on quick though bc akaashi’s pretty and smart
“have you heard anything i said?”
“do you want the truth”
he just . sighs
he kinda looks disappointed ngl
so you stumble over your words in an apology, “i’m so sorry it’s just - you’re just really pretty.”
cue pause
akaashikeiji.exe has stopped working lmfao
“oh” 
like mf??? oh???
“you’re pretty too”
your heart stops, but he doesn’t let it linger for too long 
“if we finish this hw quick then maybe we can spare some time for a small talk?”
speed solving hvsgsjhs
anyways this one is way longer im sorry 
i don’t think he kisses u on ur lips but as he’s leaving he presses a gentle kiss on ur cheek and says, “see you tomorrow.”
and leaves
with your heart in his hands
just like that 
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end note; i had a lot of fun with these haha! i adore writing headcanons but my brain is always fried bc of uni, so if you guys have any requests i’d love to write them for you!! i feel a lot freer on this site, so i am comfortable writing nsfw as well hehe. 
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Ah, hello! I love your stuff and i was wondering if you could do more of the kids (Gabi, Falco, Udo, Zofia)? They're so cute and their interactions with Reiner just make me go 💃🏃💓😭
You and me both tbh💖👏 these kids brighten up my days.
And yeah i have like 5 drafts about them in progress right now! So we're getting fed tonight! Best thing is, wirting about them requires less energy than the other characters for some reason.
If you have any specific requests or scenarios about them I'd love to hear and do them! As for now, here's some appetisers before the main meal arrives! Enjoy, kisses from the chef🌸
Random kiddo gang headcanons
You're with Reiner, but his cousins keep begging for a Nintendo switch.
{ Reiner x reader | tw: none | fluff, wholesome | modern }
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They completely kick Reiner's ass in videogames.
Gabi is into shooter games, Falco is her man-in-arms comrade. They work really well together and are a force to be reckon with.
Udo and Zofia prefer Minecraft, they actually share a server and have built a huge castle base in it. They keep installing new mods every week
Reiner just sucks at games, he was such a pro in his high school years, don't ask what happened.
If you decide to join any of them in their games, they will make it their mission to look after you.
Gabi goes after whoever targets you and makes them pay. Flaco gives you all the best gear he finds.
Zofia takes you on a tour of their Minecraft world while showing you the really cool places, Udo gives you ingredients to make things for yourself because he knows it will feel much better than just giving you things made.
They occasionally try new games, they actually save up their allowance and have a full on debate on which game they should buy this month.
Falco still lists spiderman in his suggestions every month.
Gabi wants to beat dark souls because someone called her a casual in a game lobby once.
Udo wants to try dream because it's basically a bunch of endless possibilities inside one game.
Zofia suggestes a Barbie game each month just to watch chaos let loose. Falco secretly does want to play it.
Your living room is their gaming place actually, they couldn't agree on who's to leave the device in. So they just dumped it under your tv one day.
Reiner has 3am training seasons on it where he tries to get better at certain games just so he can impress his cousins.
You drag your blanket and pillows to the couch on these nights, and just lay your head on his lap and go to sleep.
After he's done, he will carry you to bed.
One time while playing stardew valley, well...more like following Udo and Falco around their farm, He found out that you can get married in the game.
Next day he sits you down near them on the couch, tells you to make a character and you join their farm.
After the kids leave, he and you have a small in-game wedding. He actually got so emotional throughout the pixels cutscenes.
Let's just say after that games grew up on him much more.
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hello! may i ask some tips about the instragram acccunts the GoM + kagami could have? like of sort of post, amount of followers, stuff like that THANK U and have a great day !!
THIS IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS SINCE I BREATHE OFF OF INSTAGRAM LFMAO
[Headcanons]
Kuroko Tetsuya
HELP WHAT IF HE HAS NO PRESENCE ON SOCIAL MEDIA TOO—
professional lurker
never comments on anything unless it’s to congratulate under a friend’s post or something like that
probably started using it because Ogiwara moved from letters and texts to just... instagram (technology advancements, jazz hands)
his account is on private, and he only lets people he knows follow him
all of his posts are pictures to commemorate something or just really wholesome group pictures
DEFINITELY has that picture of the GoMs at his birthday OVA
DEFINITELY also posted the big birthday picture taken at the end of the party
and also had typed very sappy BIG paragraph captions for both of these posts, talking about the journey and him being grateful… y’know, him being him
HIS ENTIRE COMMENT SECTIONS ARE JUST EVERYONE SOBBING AND KEYBOARD SPAMMING??? ONLY LIKE MIDORIMA AND AKASHI POST COHERENT RESPONSES UNDERNEATH
@kiseryouta: kuROKOCCHIIIII!!NEJWIEISK
@momoiowo: TETSUU (ʃƪ˘・ᴗ・˘) YOURE SO SWEET REEEE
@a_daikiii: i stg quit being so corny no one died yet🙄 and @momoiowo relax smh
@shin_chan77: I suppose I can express some form of gratitude for being in my life despite you being a blood type A. (insert a giant paragraph after this)
@4k4shi: This was very touching to read, Kuroko. I’m very glad that our… (insert him going down memory lane)
Murasakibara has no comment LMAO
his entire Seirin team are his hype men under his posts
his profile picture is literally the gray default blank head because he didn’t even set up a profile picture for himself
he has like 20 followers max or something?
8 posts? like, he only posts on special occasions or big events
his occasional stories are always comprised of Nigou and blurry Kagami pictures/videos running away from Nigou UH OH (courtesy of @dust-of-fandoms)
@tetsuya11 for his user handle
@dust-of-fandoms JUST MADE AN INSTAGRAM FOR HIM HERE!!
Kise Ryota
uses his instagram account as a portfolio for his modeling career
majority of his posts are actually pictures he managed to snag from his frequent model shoots
it looks SO professional… but then you look at his IGTVs and his reel videos
his reels are either short clips of mini vlog series he does whenever he visits the GoMs or when he’s recording his Kaijō teammates doing tricks and dunks
his IGTVs are either skincare tutorials, fashion advice… or just… unexplainable, out-of-context shitposts of Kise running away from what fans assumed “a green-haired man” or some “captain”
follower account?? 124k
who wouldn’t resist a hot model?
DEFINITELY HAS A TIKTOK I CAN FEEL IT
@kiseryouta with an official verification next to it
people either love him or hate him
posts a casual selfie from time to time, and people praise him for “being real” LMAODOA AND HE’S JUST STARING AT HIS PHONE LIKE “??? IMIG BUT I JUST FELT CUTE TODAY”
his captions feel fake LMAO like: “Wow! today’s so pretty today!” as he puts a selfie post OR “What’s your favorite game?✨” under a professionally-shot model picture that does not correlate with the caption???
has posted shitposts on his stories and his fans are utterly confused… only the GoMs get it LMAO
Midorima Shintarou
ONLY reason why he has social media is because Takao convinced him that he could let everyone know the daily lucky items for each signs for every post he makes
so for the first 2 months of having instagram he just casually posts a “daily horoscope” report(?) for the day
his content attracted in all the astrology fans and people who are devoted to tarots
and he’s CONFUSED.
… Takao may or may not have played a hand in messing with the algorithms to expose his account to bigger audiences
once Midorima finds out he’s MAD LMAO *insert Takao pain noises*
either goes down two paths: just casually continuing to post the daily Oha Asa predictions without interacting with anyone OR deleting his account and making a new PRIVATE one just for communication/lurking purposes
so he can honestly have 10k followers if he chooses to be a horoscope account or like 3 followers on his private, take it or leave it
maybe he has two accounts if he feels that having instagram has its merits
definitely has a shit ton of random stuff/posts in his saved collections
boomer energy, like… what’s a “reels” feature?? people talk to their phone camera and record that?? he’s squinting really hard and scratching his head
either has 356 horoscope posts on his “main” or like 19 posts on his private
has a rubber duck as a profile picture for BOTH ACCOUNTS HELP HIM
@oha_asa_ for his horoscope account or @shin_chan77 as his personal because he doesn’t know how to change his username (thanks, Takao LMAO)
Aomine Daiki
he doesn’t give a shit about instagram LOL
it’s MOMOI who handles his account because he doesn’t wanna bother with it LMAOO
she would tease him and try to “encourage” him to stop lazing around by taking pictures of him whenever he’s snoozing and posting it
but he’s so damn good-looking that his sleeping pictures got some traction with new fans
Aomine is still sleeping
his account also has pictures of him eating at Maji burger or at a café, and of course Momoi is the one snapping these photos of him
he started caring about it a little more once Momoi told him that he can post videos of himself doing trickshots and one-on-ones to potentially find worthy rivals over the internet and meet up
so now his account (videos, reels, IGTVs) are all riddled with basketball/small parkour footage shot by yours truly, Momoi
so his fanbase is split between thirsty people and people who genuinely admire him for his skills… but I mean there’s also people in both categories, anywho
he’d totally follow his favorite Japanese idols on IG if they had one
also would follow any NBA-related accounts/players he admires
has like 2.7k followers (but growing really fast) with like 176 posts of videos and random pictures of him
his profile picture is literally a picture of him sleeping by Momoi
@a_daikiii
Momoi Satsuki
LOTS OF REALLY cute, playful selfies, and a lot of them are used with cute filters from the Snow app
sometimes would post herself doing a really cute Tiktok dance while in her school uniform
she doesn’t post too much; she’s actually more into posting IG stories and making highlights out of them and then making highlight covers have a coordinating theme together
very aesthetic theme on her feed overall hehe
definitely uses her account to comment on other GoMs posts, often commenting something snarky on Aomine’s and Kise’s
actually has 1-2 IGTVs on the Vorpal Sword’s big game against the Jabberwocks
doesn’t have much of full-body shots/outfit pictures other than mirror selfies because Aomine refuses to take good pictures of her
only when she sees Kise or Kuroko is when she can ask either to be a photographer
she’s definitely gotten a few small collab offers from small businesses, but she usually ignores them because it’s not exactly her thing
her profile picture is just a selfie with a sketch-line cat ear filter
uses a bunch of emoticons on her bio, captions, comments, everything
⌒(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)⌒ or ☆⌒(>。≪) or .₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇. you get the picture
967 followers… that looks way too specific, but it’s somewhere around there; a lot of them came from Aomine’s account after they saw who’s been taking his pictures, and they wanna learn more about her??
around 40 posts?
@momoiowo
Murasakibara Atsushi
Himuro showed him how to use the app, but Murasakibara doesn’t find ANY USE FOR THIS LMAOO
he’d probably only get on it to look at food on the explore page and drool about the cuisines
keeps tabs on local places/restaurants/shops on instagram; those are probably the only accounts he’d follow tbh
it’s probably like ONE post and it’s an old picture of a dango on a plate he ate like 2 years ago
I have this image in my head that he has a really cute bento art as his profile picture?? can you imagine a Rilakkuma-shaped rice as his PROFILE PICTURE?
his bio is definitely: “hungry”
and that’s it
27 followers, and it’s literally just his Yōsen teammates, the GoMs and probably some other classmates of his
his captions are literally empty or 1-2 words
@oomaib0
Akashi Seijuro
only uses instagram because it’ll be beneficial for his company and to expand social networks, plus getting those sweet business deals and engagement
he doesn’t mind seeing really wholesome videos on the explore page though
when he wants to relax, a cat video melts his stress away
laughs to himself while he reads all the shenanigans underneath the GoMs’ posts
DEFINITELY loses a few brain cells seeing trolls and idiots on the internet… especially on controversial or political ones LMAO
he at first had to REFRAIN himself and take deep breaths before he just scrolls on, but he eventually got used to them and can now easily ignore them as easy as he breathes air
he actually enjoys shitposts and meme videos?? like he may not completely understand the meme trends sometimes, but he’ll still find it amusing enough for a chuckle
he ends up being the one who uses instagram the most? like Kise posts a shit ton, yeah, but Kise doesn’t really sit down and just scroll endlessly; Kise releases out content, while Akashi consumes the content
he reasons with himself that it’s to study his current demographics for the company, and while that may be true, Akashi just enjoys social media, plain and simple LOL
he does get to study the behaviors of all the generations using the platform, young folks and old folks alike, and it does get him excited in using his analytical skills to try to figure out people BEHIND a screen rather than those in front of him
it makes a really good challenge for him when he wants a good mental exercise
he has a post or two about his horses, his manor, and a video or two on him playing his violin?? but most are business-related, them being advertisements or business contracts/offers… things like that
his highlights are all about Q&As regarding the company, his background, his skillsets, etc. like an actual resumé
actually links current world issue cards/petitions on top of his company website; he’s quite an advocate
he actually doesn’t post about basketball because that’s something very close to his heart since it reminds him of his late mother… having that mixed in with his company-related posts feels wrong to him
27k followers, most of them are business-related accounts AND some are some followers his father bought for him without Akashi’s input to inflate engagement, etc.
@4k4shi… oh he thinks he’s SO CLEVER FOR MAKING THIS USERNAME LOL with the 4 being his jersey number and the 4s looking like As… AKASHI PLEASE—
his profile pic is like a professionally taken picture, nothing less for our king
his grammar and syntax are impeccable on social media; after all, he’s still being judged for how he carries himself even on the media
Kagami Taiga
mukbang guy… DEFINITELY
hot guy eating nine plates of steaks
IGTVs are filled with mukbang videos because Kuroko said he could make a living off of his appetite
HE COULD MAKE MONEY OFF OF JUST EATING? SIGN HIM UP.
on his posts, he posts dishes he makes for the day/is proud of and talks about the dish and ingredients briefly in the caption
that, or he has pictures of his new basketball shoes LMAO
or all of his basketball merch
HE’S DEFINITELY POSTED PICTURES OF LANDMARKS AND OTHER ICONIC PLACES HE’S TRAVELED TO (*cough* in America)
has a generic Jordan brand logo against a dark background as a profile picture
doesn’t have his face anywhere unless it’s in a mukbang video
279 followers or something
why do I have a feeling that he’ll accidentally blow up when Alex takes his phone to do a quick selfie on it?—
@taiga10
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different anon but i know this is a little more what you hc for nico and i adore it and maybe the other anon will too: headcanons for nb nico who is fairly fem? idk feminine nb nico makes me so happy 🥰 i love that you make a fair amount of content for it i truly love to see it on my dash, i appreciate you so much
Firstly, thank you for the compliments; and yes anon, you would be correct, femby Nico is something I'm so down for:
So originally Nico doesn't know he's trans, he doesn't even know the word trans exists
He's one of those people who is like "most people don't care about gender it's not a big deal it doesn't matter" and he's quite confused when people enforce rules based off of sex/gender
He's stands there going, "okay?? but it doesn't matter?? it's not real??"
Gender just straight up confuses him
Anyhow, I think Nico definitly gets his further slightly more in depth explaination of queerness from Will, and Will is like "yeah then trans people-" or maybe Will is trans and tells him after they've been dating a short while
Either way Nico is like "oh, that's cool!"
Anyhow Nico doesn't really think about it for a long time, and kind of carries on without thinking about gender much.
If Will is trans in this as well, then Nico learns more about himself through learning about Will's gender... But if Will's not trans then maybe Nico finds out Lou Ellen is trans (I have a whole bunch of trans Lou Ellen and trans Will headcanons I need to write with Cecil too)
Anyhow basically Nico knows someone who's trans and there's a conversation of gender at some point where Nico's like "but gender isn't real?" or something similoar because he just doesn't understand the idea of feeling male or feeling female, it confuses him
So eventually he has a conversation with some friends who are cis, and he realizes that even they know they're a boy or girl, and so Nico is confused because "why does everyone have this figured out?"
So he starts asking more questions, and finds out about nonbinary and he gets nervous because he knows Will likes boys, but what if Will won't like him anymore because he's not 100% a guy
So he does eventually work up the courage to tell Will how he might be feeling and Will is super chill about the whole thing and he's like "Nico I like boys and girls, and most of all I like you" and Nico's happy because Will isn't going to break up with him
Anyhow they have a long conversation where Willl is like "please don't worry about coming to me with stuff I love you very much okay?"
Eventually Nico begins to try out different pronouns but just when alone with Will because he's not comfortable telling everyone yet
He decides he likes he/him, but she/her is nice too, and he dables in xe/xem pronouns but he has mixed feelings on them
In my last trans Nico post I said Nico would like alternating pronouns but maybe I don't think so... I think he would tell people what pronouns he wanted when/what day or he would say "you can use he/him or she/her" or something
and some people would use one set, and some people the other, and some people would mix his pronouns
So Nico starts getting more involved in fashion around this point
Mitchell and him are friends and Mitchell's dad is a fashion designer so free stuff!
Anyhow Nico finds all of this stuff fun, and eventually one day she gets the courage to try a skirt on and it quickly becomes her favorite type of clothing
Nico likes to wear skirts with tights and combat boots
Nico also falls in love withe leggings because "they're just so soft!"
He never really comes out he kind of just chooses to live life and if people know or find out whatever
Like he'll be somewhere with Jason and someone would ask for her pronouns and she'd be like "he/him or she/her is fine" and Jason is getting whiplash from how fast he turned his head to look at Nico and Jason's stumbling over "he/him" while looking at Nico because he wants to say congrats so bad
Or maybe Will is like "my girlfriend" and Percy's like "you have a girlfriend too?" and Will's like "no??? I mean Nico??" and Percy is confused af because he didn't even know people could be gay until recently- but people can be trans too?
(Percy has his own gender questioning that happens, although a bit smaller and he decides he/they and that dresses and heels are fun)
So Nico's friends all eventually know but they just sort of find out rather than a big coming out (this is how they all found out Nico was gay too, Nico was like “yeah so me and Will Solace are dating” or “my boyfriend” because Nico has a hard time saying “I’m gay” or “I’m trans” so he finds ways around it to make himself more comfortable).
Nico struggles a little bit with the concept, not as much as he did with being gay but there’s still obsticales there for him to overcome
When Hades finds out he’s just like “mhmm good for you okay love you… daughter?” and that makes Nico happy because he’s still trying to be a good dad
Anyhow immediately after Nico leaves Hades runs to find Dionysus or Apollo and is like “trans what does it mean? Daughter was the correct word right? I’m sorry tucking is what now??”
He’s confused af but also supportive af
“Nobody says that about my son-err daughter?”
“Both are fine, Papa”
And Will and Reyna are in the background silently giving Hades thumbs ups
Sometimes Hades buys Nico weird shit and is like “it’s for your gender” and Nico doesn’t need the stuff but his dad cares so she appreciates it
Dionysus is super chill about the whole thing when he hears it through the grapevine (ha!) and he’s like “new name or same one kid?”
Nico’s like “oh um, same name, just new pronouns”
And Dionysus is like “great sit your ass down you have therapy to do”
(Dionysus always gets trans kids name right and never even jokingly messes it up so he always asks)
Also, Nico loves little hair clips, you know the little ones that tik tokers wear? Yeah those he has hundreds of them!
Cloth headbands are also her best friend, she has so many of them… (they’re like square cloth pieces you tie and wrap a specific way and roll your hair around it… I don’t know the right word they were popular in the 50s)
Nico ends up growing out his hair because he likes being able to put it in a messy bun on top of his head and he likes having it in braids down his back too
She learns to do makeup from Hazel (Hazel had a makeup face and likes kpop I don’t take criticism on that) and it looks great tbh
Also in public all the time when people see Nico they’re like “Boy? Girl?”
And he’s like “yeah both is good, but also neither, I have all the genders and also no gender”
And Will’s standing in the background laughing his ass off at the confused look the cashier has on their face
Just imagine Nico and Will’s kids calling Nico both Mama and Papa interchangeably ~
She does end up changing her name from Nicolò to just Nico because Nico is gender neutral
So much jewelry… so much of it, Nico loves it
Nico ends up getting a leather jacket with “give us our roses while we’re here” printed/painted on the back of it and little roses built into the actual jacket as well
Nico always seems to have some new hair length going on, like sometimes her hair is down to her waist, sometimes it’s at her shoulders, and other times she has a mullet, while other times she has an eboy cut
He ends up dying his hair all the time, at first he does gold and silver highlights in really small spots so it looks like his hair sparkles with glitter when he moves
After that Nico does half of her head in blonde and the other side in black like a split down the middle type dye
And he ends up drying his hair a swirled blue and pink color as well when it’s short
When he grows his hair out long, he dyes it with the little egirl dye in the front
She also does that thing where you have a rainbow under your hair and a normal color on top
Nico gets an undercut at one point where she leaves enough in the center top to put it up in a bun or leave it down to her shoulders
He dies his hair a blue-green one time while lit’s long too and Will gets an ombre at the same time using his natural blonde and a bubble gum pink in his like “bangs” area (Will has like a halo of pink hair when he does that dye)
And yeah idk I’m out of ideas but nonbinary Nico is great actually
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biwenqing · 3 years
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the sleuth of ming dynasty, space travel/sci-fi au, 5 headcanons, GO
sorry this took so long! i ADORE scifi aus, got overexcited, and ended up thinking about a bunch of specific scifi aus... so this is a bit different than the prompt is supposed to be asjhahojhaw oops! hope you still enjoy anon!
star trek au: 
tang fan would work on a station in a judiciary branch. he got high marks at starfleet academy but didn't get a top post because he asked too many questions and had been caught snooping where he shouldn't. so he's on a decent-sized station close to the neutral zone and it happens to be where a diplomatic event is happening. 
and then... an ambassador is murdered!
wang zhi is probably there as an official, seemingly lowly uniformed officer, but he really works in the spy network of section 31 and has credentials to access anywhere on the station and any records.
sui zhou would work as a security officer and the one who is officially on the case, but now he has these two "helping". 
they are able to solve the case with only a relatively small diplomatic incident... 
2) star wars au (clone wars time frame specifically): 
wang zhi would likely flourish in the senate of the galactic republic with all the scheming going on. would he figure out all the crooked dealings? well, there are so many, but he'd certainly keep tabs on many of them. a go-to person if you want to understand even half of the under-the-table politics. 
jedi sui zhou is an idea i very much like ALSO padawan dong'er!!!! 
jedi are supposed to not have attachments, even to family, but dong'er was initiated late and like hell tang fan wouldn't follow and make sure she is safe! there is a war going on! 
sui zhou wasn't sure he was ready for a padawan, let alone the chaos that is tang fan, who seems to come with dong’er no matter what. 
tang fan works within the judicial department overseen by the galactic republic.
xfiles and stargate below:
3) stargate au:
what i'm thinking is, in all the world-hopping, a team gets into legal trouble on a world. they have no idea how to figure out the law here, and the most of residences of the world won't help. so the stargate upper leadership brings in two civilian consultants to help. 
sui zhou is left as the soldier in charge of guarding the two most annoying people he has ever met in his life. tang fan is so excited to dig into the legal works of an alien planet and wang zhi is always down for a puzzle. they argue constantly about what things mean.
stakes rise when the young girl (dong'er), who is an orphan who has been spending time with these weird people from another world, gets captured by a rogue faction. will they be able to argue the case that will allow them to be able to save her?
4) x-files au:
alright, this probably works the best for them tbh. deep in bureaucracy. sui zhou (skeptic) is assigned to be partners with tang fan (believer). 
tang fan takes all the weirdest case and sui zhou finds himself making sure that he doesn't get killed or kidnapped. (tang fa is really good at getting kidnapped.)
somehow tang fan and the kid he's fostering also end up as sui zhou's roommates after they have only been working together on one case. 
wang zhi fills the assistant director role despite how young he is, though he certainly seems to know more than he's telling... he turns out to be a surprising ally as time goes on.
send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it!
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ryuichirou · 4 years
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Do you (and your gf, tell her anon said hi) have any top Eren headcanons? Or is Levi the main focus for you two?
opinion on how Eren would be in sex?
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(I hope it’s ok if I reply to both of you here… sorry for the wait)
Levi isn’t the main focus, I just can’t shut up about him because he is my personal fave hahaha, but we love headcanoning stuff about all the characters, but especially the our main ships (eruriererizevi), so feel free to ask if you’re interested in anyone else! These are extremely fun to write.
What’s interesting about Eren is how he changes over the time… well, I don’t think he’s changed much to be honest, but we think he became more bold and mature. I’d say that he also became more open about what he likes, but I tbh I feel like Eren never really knew how to hide what he wants, it’s always written all over his face.
You can also check out my reply to the ask I received 3 month ago about why I like top!Eren so much, I talk about a lot of same stuff here too. And there are some manga caps, so it’s fun 👀
Ok, so here are some of our headcanons about Eren:
Eren is extremely physical. He loves to touch, to grab, to rub his face and to press his head against his lover’s shoulders, back, chest, etc. He became more touchy as he got older, now he grabs and hugs Levi whenever he feels like it. He just knows Levi would let him do that.
Eren doesn’t necessarily hate to be touched, but let’s just say that Levi is the only lover of his who is allowed to touch him wherever he wants. He’ll never say “don’t touch me here” to Levi, he adores him and he’s always hungry for him. He can smack Jean’s hand though, poor Jean.
Eren is very animalistic, very dog/wolf-like. Sometimes he’s straight-up feral. He growls a lot, he grabs very aggressively, he literally mounts his lover like a dog sometimes lol He also dry humps his lover through the clothes from time to time.
Oh and the most obvious thing: he bites A LOT. He’s EXTREMELY bite-y. His teeth are so strong it’s scary. Remember when he bit through his own meat 1023410 times in the manga? He does the same thing to Levi’s shoulders almost every time. He feels guilty afterwards, but as I mentioned in a previous post, Levi doesn’t mind, so this keeps happening.
Is it surprising to anyone that doggy is his preferred position?
Cowboy position with Eren is a little tricky. It’s impossible when he’s to horny, because he’ll end up still moving his hips, thrusting into his lover from below, and then he’ll just change position and take all the initiative anyways. Although sometimes he can just lay and watch his lover with a very bored and almost apathetic face. It’s either this or that, no in-between with him.
Same with blowjobs. He’d either watch his partner suck the d all bored and stuff, or just thrust into his face like if it’d kill him to stay still for a moment. He always goes straight to the throat in this case.
I should probably mention that he never looks bored with Levi (unless it’s needed for a very specific reason for a very particular AU…). Like I said, he adores him too much and respects him too much.
Eren doesn’t hate Jean or whoever else there is in an alternative ship with him. He still enjoys the process, he’s just a little mean lol idk how to explain this one, he’s a little bit condescending towards them, I think it’s based on the fact that Eren’s always bored and treats everyone like crap (it’s shown much better in Isayama’s High School AU) lol
Speaking of Jean, we have a headcanon that in the canonverse these two had some sexual experiments going on back when they were cadets fighting each other every day. This is one of the reasons Jean missed their bickering, Eren got a little distant overtime, and Jean kind of sort of misses that d and that rude attitude that comes with it.
Eren always ejaculates inside. He likes this feeling too much.
He’s very neglectful towards his own body, he doesn’t really think very well when he fucks, and a lot of times he ends up being absolutely exhausted.
He used to be very loud when he was younger. He was moaning, whimpering, mumbling, all this stuff. But now that he’s 19, there’s only heavy breathing and low growls. He doesn’t like to remember how he used to be, it makes him a little embarrassed.
He also used to cry after an orgasm almost every time. He was so overwhelmed and euphoric that by the end of the process he became a wet red crying mess that hides his face in Levi’s neck and bites him for distraction. Plus all the love he’s feeling for Levi becomes too much for him. He was shy about crying even back then but he couldn’t control it very well (Levi pretended he didn’t notice this stuff in order not to make Eren feel uncomfortable). This is the part Eren really doesn’t like to remember as well, this makes him even more embarrassed. Now that he’s 19 he very rarely feels that he’s getting teary eyes, but it still can happen.
I don’t want you to think that Eren in the past was a crying baby, he was still very thoughtful of whatever was going on, he thought about his admiration to Levi and how he should control himself and stuff, and he was still very initiative and... pervy, although the latter was happening by accident. It was just hard for him to think while having sex with Levi (who can blame him) and all his emotions were a mess, but still, the only thing that’s changed – Eren’s calmed down a bit.
Eren gets horny very easily. There were a lot of sudden boners when he was younger, a lot of them happened at very bad moments for him lol his teenage body was out of control. This doesn’t happen so often anymore, but Eren still can get a boner when you least expect him to. For example, sometimes he gets horny while watching a horror movie, even though he’s extremely bored…
If we’re talking canonverse, he definitely got a boner while he was in his titan a bunch of times. When he was crushing titans for the first time ever, when he was fighting Annie both in the forest and in Stohess, when he was fighting Reiner. He was emotionally distressed, but he felt some level of arousal in all of these situations, esp the first one.
When he was at his depressed emo stage, he was more gentle and less intense with Levi. Maybe it’s fair to say that he was asking for comfort with no words, because he couldn’t say anything about what was going through his head at that time, but he needed to run away from these thoughts just for a moment. He was also less bitey back then, but much more clingy.
Out of all the characters, his libido is the highest.  He’s the most interested in sex and probably has it most often compared to others. Especially in the AUs, where he has nothing interesting to do a lot of times and gets bored all the time.
A lot of Eren’s boldness came from him seeing how Erwin and Levi interact with each other. He was a little bit scared of Levi at first, well, rather he was scared that he might disappoint him if he got too clingy. But seeing how patient Levi was to whatever Erwin did to him made Eren think, “Can I really do that to him too?” And then he did. And never got scolded. And everything was great.
He’s the only lover of Levi that helps him with the cleaning afterwards. At least a little bit. He’s a responsible young man.
When he wants to be left alone with his lover to do the thing, it’s super obvious. It’s obvious that he hates everyone who doesn’t leave them alone at the moment, he looks like he’s about to bite your face off if you don’t leave. When he’s pissed off and horny enough, he can just ignore the presence of a person and start touching Levi, waiting for a person to feel uncomfortable and leave. This usually happens to Zeke.
Oof, this is… a lot lol. I feel like we can talk about Eren for even longer than about Levi, and this is saying a lot. His energy is bizarre… And this is such a small portion of everything we’ve discussed about Eren.
Hope you find any of it interesting! Haha
Thanks for your question
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Haha it’s funny how in love I am with every single member of Seventeen, so here’s a fluffy-smutty headcanon for each!
Seungcheol - Sort of has a corruption kink, but in the sweetest way. Like an encouragement kink. Wants his partners to try out more stuff and become more confident in themselves and their sexuality because of him.
Jeonghan - He just wants to hold your hand while you blow him.
Joshua - Really loves massaging his partner as after care (or as anything, he just likes giving massages)
Jun - Has a bunch of really random, really specific spots all over his body where he’s super sensitive and absolutely melts if his partner kisses them. 
Hoshi - When he’s not doing something to intentionally turn his partner on–not touching them, nothing, just out and about–and does something like lean his head back or run his fingers through his hair, and then he sees his partner (or really anyone he’s attracted to) visibly find it a turn on, like licking their lips or just giving him a Look. That is his kink.
Wonwoo - Obsessed with the idea of fucking his partner while they’re wearing his shirt.
Woozi - Gets off on eye contact during sex so so much. Like if he makes eye contact with someone while he’s going down on them, basically instantaneous love.
Minghao - I think his hair/scalp are really sensitive for him. Like he doesn’t want it pulled, but playing with it and stroking his hair and all that is so comforting and feels so good to him.
Mingyu - This man eats pussy with the utmost concentration. Gets a little worked up every time he hears his partner moan, super focused on doing the right thing. Nails kinda dig into your thighs, but who’s complaining ‘bout that.
Dokyeom - Highkey his favorite part of sex is the moment right after he comes, and he feels all hazy from his orgasm, and he gets to pull his partner in close to him and just cuddle and talk, and it’s so soft.
Seungkwan - Without a doubt has an extensive sex playlist. 
Vernon - Thinks that laughter–of any kind, but small giggles especially–while having sex is the sexiest thing ever (and he’s not wrong tbh)
Dino - Randomly hugs his partner during sex. When he’s behind them, because those positions are more conducive to this, he’ll wrap his arms around them and whisper “I love you” and then laugh.
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tropicalfreckles · 4 years
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Beej?
Anon you’ve opened the floodgates you absolute fool(i’m kidding) OKAY, let me tell you all about what I like about the smelly trash man cause if it wasn’t obvious before with me not being so subtle I have a big crush and enjoy this stupid demon a lot (crush on musical beej specifically of course LAWL)
Why I Like them: OKAY IN ORDER, first movie Beetlejuice. I enjoy he’s a big sleazy asshole that has funny one-liners every time he actually just show up in the movie. He’s a fast-talking con man that acts like a used car salesman and he has a sleazy charm to him. I also enjoy watching Barbara school his ass every time I rewatch the movie, stan movie Barbara y’all she’s a babe and will take you down. I also like to thank Michael Keaton for his performance it was a great one and we all have movie Beej to thank for the other Beetlejuices we got!
Toon Beej! Adorable, a brat, a jerk, a man that would do anything to make a quick buck and he’s gross and such a petty shithead I love him lmao. He can be pure and adorable and nice when he wants to be even if he doesn’t like to show that he has a soft side. Also holy shit all his puns??? YES?? I LOVE PUNS. His jokes, his powers, everything about this middle aged dead ghoul is A+ and ya know what when karma does slap him that’s good too cause he does deserve to get taken down a peg some times lmao. Toon Beej is someone I’d happily be friends with.
now we get to my big ass crush on a stupid, smelly BASTARD OF A BUGMAN
Musical Juice. What don’t I like about him? Besides his dumb ass plan of a green card marriage lmao (I mean movie beej also sleazy af for doing that too). ANYWAYS. What I like. His stupid smile (both blum and brightman just WHY ARE THEY BOTH SO ATTRACTIVE AHHH), his unhinged pansexual disaster energy, who tf is letting this man do coke that is a terrible idea but it gives such hilarious results, the fact that he uses his humor with his trauma he needs to NOT call me out like that lol. I weirdly relate to Musicaljuice like a lot (as someone who struggles with trying not to be petty or get jealous and stuff like that), plus him feeling invisible and lonely also hit home really hard when people in middle school and high school would randomly just drop/ghost me out of the blue. He’s such a chaotic sleaze and I just enjoy his energy and his jokes so much. His dirty humor? Sign me up I keep it clean here folks cause I got another blog for dirty stuff but I like dirty humor when it’s done right lmao. Also dadbod. Dadbod is CHEF KISS. The little things I also enjoy. How he does have an affectionate side (him being just affection/touch starved also coming for the throat cause me too), the fact that he jumped to protect Lydia after she rightfully killed him and he even gave her his cowboy hat as a goodbye present. I thought it was nice of him to yeet out of there cause he did do a lot of bads lmao. I also love how excited he got and the chaotic sibling energy he had with Lydia when scaring. I just really, really enjoy musical Beetlejuice a lot guys.
Sorry I’m such a simp for him lmao
He is my emotional support bastard
Why I don’t: I honestly do not hate his character at all, but, I can criticize his actions. To a degree. I can’t exactly say (ex. Musicaljuice)“Oh no! a demon trying to kill Lydia’s friends and family?? How unexpected!!” he’s a demon he’s gonna do evil-ish things. Which is why I applaud Lydia taking matters into her own hands good kid 10/10. and like movie Juice is a bastard sleazy man of course he’s gonna have a shitty idea as to marry a teenage girl so he can freely do whatever he wants in the world of the living. He never in the final script showed any creepy shit towards her which god I am grateful for I don’t need someone perving on this teenager that’s already having a wild time in her new house. He’s a conman just trying to have a good time but goes about it by crappy means. The petty/jealousy thing can go too far some times (but I chalk that up to musicaljuice’s sad upringing along with not having an positive relationships that we know of in his life to support him) for musical and toon juice (toon juice once again I don’t think had any friends that really understood him when he was alive and when he died so he just does whatever he wants since people already think so little of him before he meets Lydia), however with the proper talking to I think both could improve from it. Like in an analysis way I know these guys are fictional just like character development thoughts. All three have said and or done some things ranging from like small shitty things to problematic obviously. Beetlejuice is a very complex character as a whole. Movie juice obviously not as developed since he’s barely in the film to kind of shroud him in more mystery but that doesn’t mean his motives aren’t intriguing. I don’t want to make this post longer than it already is so that’s just all of my thoughts summarized.
Favorite Episode (scene if Movie): Fav movie beej scene is hard.
His first time meeting the Maitlands, his charades with Lydia, then the ending scene are all so good.
Toon Beej I’m trying to think. Once again I’ve only rewatched like 20+ episodes for the cartoon so it’s hard to pick with limited options. Uhhhh I like the haunted attraction episode lmao also the creepy tree and how he went out of his way to help Lydia move her favorite tree and in the end tried saying something nice to the tree even though eh was annoyed with it the whole episode.
Musical juice that is HARD, Blum and Brightman just own every scene they’re in shit lawl. I really like the evil plan reveal during the séance. The whole being dead pt 1&2 (the guide reprise), say my name, his scenes with the maitlands.
Favorite season/movie: Skip
Favorite Line: NICE FUCKING MODEL!! *honkhonk* (pfft)
also like... everything beetlejuice says in the musical lmao “new phone who dis”
Favorite Outfit: HONESTLY I love every single outfit all three beetlejuices wear. I want the fucking guide hat so badly!!!
OTP: 
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hahahaAAAHH ah. Well. Ya see here. Let’s go with the first options. Cause of a number of artists on here I’ve been pretty keen on the BeetlejuicexMiss Argentina ship for moviejuice tbh lmao. I like the idea they had an office fling. Musicaljuice and Miss Argentina sounds cute too.
I don’t actively go into the Beetlands tag but I do think the art and idea for it (after a lot of building up trust/consent/and talking) think it can be a super cute poly ship! I like.
I don’t really ship Toon Beej with anyone tbh.
so now into the self indulgent shit lmaaoo
I love people’s ocs/self inserts with the Bugman a lot and I myself super hardcore ship my oc Leilani and musicaljuice. I... maye have drawn self insert art I have no posted here out of being shy but it’s on another blog that will stay hidden lmao. I don’t normally post self insert stuff of myself cause man I can draw it easily for other people but when it comes to myself I am shy.
I mean I’m writing a fic for beej and lani as we speak and you all know by now if you’ve been following me for the past couple of months I’ve drawn a handful of doodles plus commissioned numbnutspo to draw my self indulgent ship lawl
BROTP: The obvious for toon and musicaljuice is Lydia Deetz of course. Chaos siblings. Also I have a BROTP of my demon oc Antares with musicaljuice too. Dumb demon bros.
Unpopular Opinion: TBH Idk if I have one. I like to think there’s a resounding hiss @ the ship that shall not be named lmao.
A Wish: Same wish I had for Lydia’s ask, I wanna see the musical live REAL BADLY. I also wish I could tell the cast/crew of the musical how much it has helped me get through this shitty year and how it legit just revived my passion for drawing again. I got to meet a lot of people through the musical and made some new friends. Plus I’m actually making money off my art now???
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I wanna forget that clean beetlejuice from that one episode of the cartoon exists lmao it scares me (I mean I wouldn’t object to musical juice to taking a fucking bath or brushing his teeth but let’s be real that ain’t happening)
5 words to best describe them: Bastard, Unhinged, Handsome, 1-Brain Cell, Huggable
My nickname for Them: I mean when I refer to him or write fics it’s always Beej, BJ, Bugman, Bug, Bastard Man, Smelly Trashman, Garbage Man, Lawrence, the list goes on lawl
and now I have aired out more of my stupid obsession with this dumb demon
edit: I FORGOT HEADCANONS
OKAY HEADCANONS. Musical juice is definitely the oldest of the three, (in dead terms too, in alive terms he was ony alive for like less than 3 minutes or something), I love musicaljuice pansexual/genderfluid so much. I have a bunch but my mind is like blank rn for the rest shit sorry but I added those in at least
also I like the funny headcanon toon juice is taller than keatlejuice and musicaljuice
I also like the headcanon for autistic beetlejuice (as someone who is also autistic)
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maiaphaelsource · 4 years
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I was the anon who sent you the trans Raphael headcanons ask on your other blog, do you have any more? With some trans Maia thrown in too🥺 like Magnus being the best trans dad to his son and the love of his sons life and being supportive and loving. Raphael kissing Maia on the forehead and telling her how beautiful she is, you know? Cute shit like that
yes!!! hello!!! i hope you know i love you and you're my favorite person in the world!! thank you so much for this ask!
okay so i’ll begin with the specifics... magnus is absolutely THE trans dad to both of them. not only with practical stuff like offering to help them with glamours, magical transitioning, stuff like that, but just... being so supportive and understanding. he’s always there, and he has so many stories to share, so many people he’s met who had happy lives. he was there for stonewall, he’s met Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, and it’s just so heartwarming for the both of them to talk to him about that, you know? that feeling of not being alone in history, of knowing that there are and were other people like you, that you’ve always existed.... it’s just great
also in maia’s case since she also lives a partially mundane life he just solves all her documentation problems like deadname? gone forever. no registers. you’re welcome. the first time maia sees her document with her name she almost cries and she throws herself in magnus’ arms and magnus is so touched and moved and shocked you know? like the gratitude and the affection and she’s just thanking him and he’s so moved and raphael just watches with a little smile in his face because he knows that magnus is moved by the display, even if he won’t say it. and maybe he tells magnus that later? like, “your kindness means more to others than you imagine,” and of course magnus isn’t important just because he’s kind but he’s used to not being recognized for his services (ahem especially by CERTAIN people) and it’s nice to see that being appreciated, you know?
plus, maia makes it a point to pay him and magnus is all like “i couldn’t possibly take payment for something like that. it’s the least you deserve” so instead maia teaches him her secret sangria recipe. magnus is super pleased but he also jokes that now he has one less excuse for inviting them over. and raphael goes, super seriously, “you never need an excuse” and magnus just melts 
raphael kissing her forehead! yes! tbh i think they both love forehead kisses (as well as hand kisses and shoulder kisses) and sometimes when she’s feeling dysphoric or upset for any reason she likes just... lying down on raphael’s chest and letting him pet her hair and kiss her forehead and tell her that it’s alright, bella, te quiero
and YES he just makes it a point to talk about how beautiful she is constantly and kiss down her whole body (not sexually of course, just sweetly?) and she giggles and it’s fun :’) sometimes things get to her, especially after jordan’s constant transphobic/racist rethoric, and it’s nice that raphael always makes it a point to tell her she’s beautiful and amazing and he loves her. and he always does it in such a matter of fact way, but also intense, you know? he has her close and he says shit like “you’re the most beautiful woman i’ve ever met” and she melts
as for general headcanons!
maia figured out she was trans relatively early in life, and it’s the reason she always knew she’d have to run away from her parents’ house. she was basically only planning until she had enough to be able to survive without them. but also, jordan and wanting to be able to “be with her already” rushed her out of home when she was finishing high school 
raphael and maia are absolutely willing to throw down for each other if someone’s transphobic and that’s that on that. someone being transphobic to raphael? fine, he can handle his own, he’ll end them with his words and do it with a pleasant smile. someone being transphobic to maia? they’ll be met with the usual cutting sarcasm until they back down. but if the other catches you doing that? you’ll be thrown against the wall and threatened/punched in the face so fast you won’t even know what the fuck happened 
a lot of baby trans downworlders start coming to them! they’re already an iconic couple for many reasons, what with being a werewolf/vampire couple, a black/latino couple (we need more black/latino couples okay! desperately! and black/native and native/latino too! i want more poc solidarity and romance!), and an iconique trans couple. people just feel comfortable going to them because they’ve brought so much change and are so accepting you know? 
it still surprises raphael, even after years on end, that so many people come to him for help with that. he never thought that he would be seen as the kind of person people can go to, and yet here he is. after being told for most of his life that he was cold/unfeeling/threatening/weird... it’s nice to be valued like that, to be seen as someone who can be soft and provide comfort and love, too
same goes for maia, who’s also used to be seen as agressive/violent for just defending herself and her people, and just generally reduced to being a “threat”. it’s nice to know that many, many people see her as someone they can look up to, and who they feel safe it
that is not to say obviously that they just love doing emotional labor for other people but like... having other trans downworlders, especially trans downworlders of color, come to them, feels nice. especially people who are trying to figure themselves out and approach them with so much hope and admiration in their eyes you know? the way they always come with a “sorry to bother, but..” ready in their lips and look at them like they are heroes... it’s really something
taki’s slowly becomes a place for trans downworlders to hang out, especially those who don’t enjoy clubs and stuff like pandemonium (which is totally a queer club as well bite me. including for mundanes. with taki’s that’s trickier of course since they have like, blood on their menu lmao but a few trans minors have hung out there and it was cool) for whatever reason. it’s just a cool queer-inclusive space for people who want to hang out, you know? and they love that
the first time maia saw raphael lose his cool was when a shadowhunter made a gross comment about how it’s lucky he didn’t want sex, so she wouldn’t have to deal with that. he almost tore their throat off
raphael just.... loves maia’s shoulders. she was a little self conscious of them, she always made a point to have them covered, but raphael just loves peppering kisses on her shoulders and making her chuckle 
magnus gives maia a bunch of fashion tips similar to the ones he gave raphael, just how to better protect herself and figure out how people are reading her gender and stuff like that, you know?
they do the thing where they show each other pre-transition pics (once they’re comfortable with that of course) just to hear each other be like “*outraged gasp* i don’t recognize you at all” and “oh, look how much happier you are now”, and my personal favorite, “i can’t see a boy/girl in there, i just can’t” (like personally whenever i see pictures of my partners/friends pre-transition i’m just like... i realize this is pre-transition and that you’ve changed a lot but also i’m unable to see an [assigned gender] in this photo). it’s all like “how did people not notice you were a girl? unbelievable” you know. just that sweet sweet trans couple validation ritual
together they have like. all the insufferable pun-happy sexualities (bi[romantic], pan, ace, trans) and you will be hit with those constantly in conversation if you’re a friend of them. raphael in particular greatly enjoys making those puns with the most blase, straight face as he looks straight into your eyes and watches as your soul slowly leaves your body. magnus is so proud and also afraid he created a monster
raphael is that bitch who’s like. “i heard that broccoli has a substance that’s similar to testosterone so i’m now eating 5 bowls of it” and maia wants to tear her hair out because it doesn’t work like that and he’s like “can’t hurt to try. also i’m finally able to eat let me have this” 
maia never got to like... celebrate those small transition moments because she was all alone and felt like she was transitioning in such a rush, you know? and raphael makes it a point to point out the small changes that are still going on with her body, to take her shopping and encourage her to be as giddy about it as she wants to, you know? and it’s nice and fun and he also gets to relive those small gender reaffirming moments and it’s really nice
maia is a huge against me fan!!! like not to project but it’s just... their songs are so great and relatable even when they’re not about being trans at all and laura jane grace’s voice is so beautiful and maia for sure absolutely loves punk, so like. it’s one of her fave bands for sure
she liked them since before laura came out and when she did it was like. oh. oh. so that’s why i always related so hard to her songs. it just... makes sense
while punk is not as much raphael’s style he likes true trans rebel, especially the acoustic version, where her voice just sounds mwaaahhh imo and he can listen to the recording for hours because her voice in there is just... sensorial heaven and maia feels all giddy that raphael genuinely loves a trans woman’s voice so much 
raphael always makes a point to say that he loves her voice just as much, too :)
they are just very trans and really love each other the end
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