#SO?!

[alicent-archive]

Anytime someone from TB says that Rhaenyra should undoubtedly become Queen because she was chosen by a divinely ordained deer I laugh because when exactly did ‘random wild animal standing across from people’ become a basis for a system of government?!

#thank you Monty Python #this is so silly omg #I know I know it’s a stag but cmon it’s funny #but SHE saw the STAG!!!! #so?! #it also saw Criston! so by that logic he’s also divinely ordained!!! #hotd #house of the dragon #team green #pro team green #my own #and might as well add #anti team black

[shadowbluehusky]

I have no reason for this. I just find him neat. That was enought for me~

Cafe!Gaster belongs to @snrsnrp

#shadow's art #shadow doodles #Undertale AU #UTMV #Cafe!Gaster #He's just so?! #SO?! #I had to draw him #Just LOOK AT HIM!!

[serpulalacrymans]

Yo Derek I heard you like cut up mouths, well, you’re in luck I bite the fuck out of my mouth so it’s really mangled up and bloody 



Refill my cum collection You fake blonde Give it to the real blonde or I will un blonde you 

Pics or no dice. Don't be a tease!

No promises on that cum, though. You gotta ease that out of me.

#Shut the fuck up about my hair!! #It's FINE! Better than yours I bet! #“Real” and “Fake” blond- WHAT GIVES? #SO?! #Hair is real! Shut up! #🦂

[hopsof]

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #my art #so silly #fanart #damien haas #delicious in dungeon

[cemeterything]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

#🐉 #human rules is you can go nuts show nuts but so can everyone else

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

[knifefightscene]

#this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #7

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore #shitpost #not really but its just how i find my original content #christmas #climate change

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

#its always a persons face and its always cropped to be like. just their eyes. its so fuckin weird #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

#snake hisses #Not putting this in my art tag #boop #scheduling this for midnight #edit: huh so its still going huh. oh well have it early

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

#its so silly i love the boops #boop #!! #april fools #i think

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

#this thing is so funny

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[fairycosmos]

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

#am so over everything

[hojlundaise]

the transition im crying

#this made me laugh so much i have to have it on here #looks like bruno being subbed out