I only JUST realized azure lion had a actual icarus arc where he flew too close to the sun in his ambitions and burned to ash before drowning in the waves of his own failures. man LEGITIMATELY flew too close to the sun in so many ways man
the sun- the jade emperors power
the son wukong- the monkey king who doesnt abide by azure lions idea of a better world and what it costs
and the son- monkie boy who's had it up to HERE with azure lions none sense
I kinda love it, azure got exactly what he was warned he was gonna get. stuck his whole arm in that monkey cage man
I KNOW. AZURE IS SUCH A TRAGIC ICARUS TYPE CHARACTER
I've mentioned it before but that's like, lowkey every antagonist in this show. It goes like this:
Antagonist is caught for doing something they probably shouldn't be doing, and is then sealed away.
Antagonist is released when they shouldn't be, and instead of going "hmmm maybe I need to re-evaluate myself" they go directly back to their previous plans. "To live past the end of your myth is a perilous thing" —Anne Carson. All of these antagonists desperately want to live past the end of their myths and keep their story going (and they are doomed to fail).
Antagonist, who was stopped by Sun Wukong in the past, is now stopped by MK, either becoming their own undoing and destroying themselves or giving up (LBD, Spider Queen, and Azure being the former, with DBK being the latter).
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AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'
A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.
Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.
I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.
Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.
What are these acronyms?
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WAKE THE FUCK UP LOSERS, NASA DROPPED A SYSTEM AGNOSTIC TTRPG ADVENTURE AND IT'S DOPE
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Coffee-scented kisses
Tim fell in love with a barista. At first he had wondered if it was simply a mistake, to transfer his love for coffee to the person who produced it, but slowly he realized it was a little more than that.
Danny, the new barista, didn't really criticize him when he ordered 8 coffees a day, as long as he was on shift. He also didn't ask him about his health insurance every time he ordered Death Wish, and even made sure to make small talk every time he delivered his coffee.
It had only been a few days since he was hired but Tim fell in love with his small talk, his care, and of course, his coffee.
Then, when Danny was suspected of working with Two Face he was heartbroken. The boy was probably innocent, but he couldn't get out of his head that nothing in Gotham was simple, everyone kept secrets, including himself. So he made up his mind to stay away from Danny, for his sake.
Danny, for his part, was Harvey Dent's assistant and a part-time barista, he just wanted to distract himself and Harvey was strangely sympathetic after telling him about running away from home. Kind of like a guy you stay with during the vacations, but more permanent.
The halfa started to worry when the cute boy from the cafe stopped coming, maybe he was in danger? Danny couldn't help but worry, but when his coworkers told him Tim was coming in on other shifts he wondered if the boy was avoiding him.
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All aboard the "enemies to lovers" trope train *toot tooooot*
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hi i’m ur new biggest fan. i need to devour your art neeoooowww. - @dialrchives
be careful with your expressions, mate. (love u sm)
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showing up one week late with a crack doodle for the poll but let Lanfear and Moiraine kiss instead of fighting
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as a guitar player I am delighted by the choices in glass onion involving miles bron playing guitar. when you first meet him, he is playing "blackbird". the thing about this song is that it sounds complex and impressive but is actually really easy to play - it's just moving the same chord shape around with the same picking pattern. it is one of the first songs most people learn when they are first picking up the instrument. it's an excellent metaphor for who miles is as a person - a dipshit whose success is entirely based on convincing people he is a genius.
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