#Samoas ofc

[milesworld96]

Okay..that save immediately had me jump on board the mjoef ship

#wasn’t the biggest fan of it at first but now I am #mjoef #maxwell jacob friedman #mjf #samoa joe #they are so special to me #individually ofc #but I love them together now #aew #aew full gear

[stoopidamerican]

OFC WNC 2022 Group Stage

The OFC Women's Nations Cup was by far the smallest tournament from July 2022, but it wasn't without interest. With this post, my accounts of all five of the international women's tournaments that month are under way.

Women’s Soccer, July 2022: A SeriesThis is the ninth post in a series devoted to the 117 games of international women’s football played in July 2022, covering the OFC Women’s Nations Cup. If you’d like to start from the beginning (or to pick and choose your competitions), you can do so from my opening post. Next up is the CONCACAF W Championship semifinals. OFC Women’s Nations Cup – Group Stage…

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#Alica Wenessia #Almah Gogoni #Camille Andre #Charlie Yanding #Cook Islands #Fiji #Jayda Stewart #Jennifer Neporo #Kimberly Uini #Lorenza Hnamano #Mary Maefiti #Maryline Wassin #Michel Berbeche #New Caledonia #OFC Women&039;s Nations Cup #Papua New Guinea #Ramona Padio #Samoa #Sofi Dialowai #Solomon Islands #Tahiti #Tonga #Vanuatu

[celluloidrainbow]

NEXT GOAL WINS (2014) dir. Mike Brett & Steve Jamison In 2001, American Samoa lost 31–0 to Australia, the worst loss in international football history, and have been dogged by defeat ever since. They want to qualify for the 2014 FIFA World Cup, but continue to lose on the pitch. To help turn their luck around, the Football Federation American Samoa hire Dutch-born, America-based coach Thomas Rongen. Over the next three weeks, Rongen trains the team, and introduces some players based overseas, until they can acquit themselves with pride at the qualifiers at the OFC World Cup Qualification. Jaiyah Saelua, a member of the squad since 2003, is a fa'afafine and is the first transgender player to compete in a FIFA World Cup qualifier. (link in title)

#lgbt cinema #trans cinema #next goal wins #next goal wins 2014 #fa'afafine #lgbt #trans #american samoa #nonbinary #uk #documentary #lgbt movie #trans movies #lgbt film #trans film #queer cinema #2010s #2014 #2010s movies #2010s films #2010s cinema #jaiyah saelua #thomas rongen

[frauenfootball]

OFC Women's Nations Cup 2022

Location & Dates: Fiji | 13 - 30 July

Fixtures and Results: OFC Website | Wikipedia

Social Media: Twitter | Instagram

Participating Teams

🇨🇰 Cook Islands

🇫🇯 Fiji

🇳🇨 New Caledonia

🇵🇬 Papua New Guinea

🇼🇸 Samoa

🇸🇧 Solomon Islands

🇵🇫 Tahiti

🇹🇴 Tonga

🇻🇺 Vanuatu

How to Watch

See "How to Watch" page on the OFC website

it has live stream links to every match

you can go back on those links to watch the replay if you didn't catch it live

the streams are available for free, no signup needed (except maybe if there is a commercial broadcaster in your country who has picked up these games--I'm guessing those would be countries in Oceania)

Google Drive Download

I'll put up the match videos on Google Drive (check link and instructions on my pinned post) but please watch through those stream links above or through your local broadcaster if you can.

World Cup Qualification

The winner of this tournament will advance to the inter-confederation play-offs.

#ofc women's nations cup #ofc nations cup #ofc women's nations cup 2022 #ofc nations cup 2022

[hydralisk98]

Contextual scripture information for my very own 16^12 DR (1/?)

For my upcoming "Shiftblr" article... '(Klara Kér Wishlist & Reality Shifting Scripture '(date-stamp 2024-01.1))

16^12 (campaign setting) is both a speculative fiction shared universe (campaign setting in a style somewhere between soft Science-Fiction, Isekai fantasy & alternate history/future... ) & a deliberate shifting destination for long-term reality-shifters. My focus is mostly onto making a comfortable yet self-contained realm to live in for extended periods of time, and is inspired mostly from several previous Civilization 5 campaigns of mine, among a ocean of other sources I take hints from.

Essentially, I work onto a expansive yet open source-esque history from cosmogony to heat death that focuses onto the time travel-ly mess of far future moth-folk agents cataloging history of a singular planet. And the overall feel is optimistic, silly, wholesome, empowering yet honest & grounded in historical trends extruded into the future. It ties also with many smaller stories (like the major self-obvious one I write a book for) across the meta-narrative structures I edify here.

In what I would consider the present day (what relates closest to our 2024 AD) on such a habitable planet, There are ~24 major Civilizations present, with ~20 major religions & ~16 major agencies roaming about the planet.

24 major civilizations (not counting the 48-288 minor civilizations)

Shoshones

Morocco

Assyria

Poland

Persia

Portuguese

Babylon

Mayas

Incas

Brazil

Korea

Carthage

Aremorici

Vietnam

Samoa

Scotland

Burgundy

Hungary

Angola

Blackfoot

Sweden

Songhay

Inuit

Sumer

Hittites

20 major religions

Pohakantenna (Shoshoni / Numic pantheon)

Angakkunngurniq (Inuit pantheon)

Confucianism tradition (and dialects like Shinto…)

Al-Asnam (Celtic druidic pantheon)

Mwari Cult? (Carib animistic pantheon)

Arianism (iterated from the defunct Christianity dialect)

Chaldeanism (Mesopotamian pantheon)

Calvinism (derived from the Protestant Reformation’s Huguenot Southern French, monotheism)

Tala-e-Fonua (Polynesian Samoan pantheon)

Hussitism (central slavic dialect of monotheism)

Jainism (communal humility & individualized ki monks culture)

Buddhism (inner way reincarnation & large monasteries)

Judaism

Zoroastrianism

Ibadiyya (Islam)

Canaanism (Carthaginian belief system)

Pesedjet (Numidan Hieroglyphics belief system)

Wakan Tanka (Blackfoot religion)

Intiism (Inca pantheon)

Tzolk'in (Mayan pantheon)

16 Agencies (syndicated cooperatives)

Pflaumen (DEC + Zuse KG)

Utalics (Symbolics)

Salamar (Samoans' own globalized Siemens)

EBM (OpenPOWER IBM)

IEC (ICL that succeeded in eastern markets)

Vera Electronics (Sun Microsystems)

Gloss Foundation (Free Software Foundation)

Macroware (Microsoft)

Commodore Open Systems (Commodore)

Czar Vanguard (polish Nintendo / Atari equivalent)

Tekla Electric Motors (major player keeping the electric cars industry up since the 1910s)

Olivetti (as-is)

Tsunami Design Systems (industrial designers firm)

Wyatt Energetics (nuclear fusion+ electric energy providers)

Keller Databanks (Hitachi)

Desjardins (as-is financial decentralized cooperative)

Granted, my own preferences are reflected in here as per my customized alternative history changes still apply here, especially the "No Woodrow Wilson presidency, Theodore Roosevelt 1912-1916" path. Will detail soon.

Ofc there are a few some more changes, but the very core really ties to a balance between realistic familiarity and the added comfort / amenities, hence the kinda conservatively few changes I pushed forth. That being said, I will try making source files for GPlates, QGIS & more available once I feel it is ready for preview beta usage alongside required documentation.

#maskoch #maskutchew #16^12 #desired reality #shifting script #shiftblr?

[sbobet888vietnam]

Vì sao FIFA xem xét lại quyết định đăng cai World Cup 2022 tại Qatar?

Giá thầu của Qatar đã gây tranh cãi, nhưng không đến mức World Cup bị hủy bỏ. Sepp Blatter, lịch thi đấu world cup người đứng đầu Ủy ban điều hành FIFA, cho biết vào tháng 5 rằng giải đấu đã được trao cho Qatar mặc dù thực tế rằng hành vi đồng tính ở nước này là bất hợp pháp. Đây là một dấu hiệu rõ ràng cho thấy Ủy ban điều hành FIFA không muốn đối mặt với hậu quả của việc bị kết tội tham nhũng, và muốn tránh bất kỳ cuộc điều tra nào từ nhà nước.

Có một số yếu tố dẫn đến việc hủy bỏ World Cup 2022. Đầu tiên là sự bùng phát của virus COVID-19, khiến Triều Tiên rút khỏi cuộc thi. Các quốc gia khác không thể vượt qua vòng loại giải đấu là American Samoa, Panama và Samoa. Bốn quốc gia còn lại rút lui ở vòng sơ loại. Họ thậm chí còn không lọt vào vòng bốc thăm OFC.

Một yếu tố khác góp phần khiến World Cup bị hủy là do Qatar 'hối lộ'. Tổng thống Qatar, Mohammed bin Hammam, bị cáo buộc đã trả tiền cho Liên đoàn bóng đá châu Á để trao giải đấu cho Qatar. Đổi lại, Qatar thuê công nhân từ các quốc gia đang phát triển, cho phép họ trả lương thấp hơn. Có nhiều khả năng World Cup có thể là một thảm họa, đó là lý do tại sao ban tổ chức World Cup 2022 ra điều lệ đảm bảo an toàn cho người lao động.

#kết quả world cup #lịch world cup 2022

[raplinesmoon]

Food photography is my passion (even though im awful at it)

#made some homemade Girl Scout cookies #Samoas ofc #don’t fight me they’re better than thin mints #isi bakes

[taino-ti]

Every time i see white leftists/liberals have poor takes on Puerto Rico or any other country (Hawai’i, Guahan/Guam, America Samoa) illegally occupied by the so-called Amerikkka, by making up lies about how 90% Puerto Ricans voted for statehood, I lose braincells and i bet yt leftists don’t give a damn about Indigenous folks. Ofc they’re gonna call Puerto Ricans the “villains” for wanting to abolish the US empire and yt supremacy

this has been sitting in my askbox for a while. what the hell about my blog prompted someone to send this to me? like yeah bestie. go off. who are you again?

#op #.txt #anonymous

[ibelonginthepast]

Hunk for the character ask thing??

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUNK!!!! FINALLY!!! I am such a ho for him sorry

Sexuality Headcanon: i have no particular fixed pref, he could be straight, but i like to think he's bi throughout. I think he is a believer of fluid sexuality, so he doesn't really fits himself in a label. He goes along with whoever he likes.

Gender Headcanon: I sometimes like to hc him as a trans man (ftm). He/him pronouns. He was cultured into toxic masculinity. He has had his struggles with it. He was teased for being soft because of his anxiety issues. His tendency to be emotional and expressive. He has had been a victim of toxic masculinity constantly, even adopted it and perpetuated it further for a while before giving up. He is passionate about healthy masculinity and really understands it now. He is a fierce feminist and in for breaking the patriarchy.

A ship I have with said character: the thing is i hate Canon. I dont like the first sight first meet fall in love kind of thing they did with hunk and shay, but with what I headcanon shay as, I think she is perfect for him. He would balance her head on approach to stuff, and she will balance his tendency to ponder. He is a total simp for shay. He's a sucker for a simple calm life, while shay is on the ambitious side, and he fully supports her.

A BROTP I have with said character: hance is a given. heith! I will fucking die for this. I love thinking up stories of how Keith, despite being the one to struggle to open up, will inevitably fall for hunk. Hunk is just so approachable, so welcoming, so loving. I see hunk as also very fierce. He will stand in front as a literal physical shield to protect the ones he loves. He is dedicated when he loves and he never gives up on anyone. This is something he will share with Keith. One of the only people who will relate with Keith on a soul level on this. Punk!!! I love it. So much. Hunk is just amazing at platonic relationships. Hunk takes care of pidge a lot, they are his sibling. They simp on tech together ofc!! Even tho Shiro is everyone's dad, hunk cares for him, brings him his energy drinks and blankets all the time cause let's be real Shiro is low-key wishing death all the time and does not care for himself. Hunk is one of those peeps who scream SHIRO! NO! everytime Shiro makes a bad joke about death. Hunk's caring nature extends to everyone. Allura again is bad at taking care of herself, and he helps. He defo teaches allura samoan box braids!!! Coran too. Hunk bakes with coran sitting beside, chatting unrelentlessly but here's the thing, Hunk doesn't tolerate it. He genuinely likes listening to people and knowing them. One of the reasons he goes so well with Lance.

A NOTP I have with said character: humph he could go with anyone ngl. Shunk is extra weird to me, Shiro is a dad through and through i ew shaladins.

A random headcanon:

Despite what people think, hunk thinks he struggles with words. He uses food to express love. If he feels distant with anyone, he cooks for them.

Hunk does get tired after caring for people so much, but he has healthy nice fam around him who he lets take care of him too. He knows he needs to care for himself, and after some time of struggling with it, he now proudly take care of himself as well.

Hunk has struggled with severe anxiety. He has had panic attacks, complete meltdowns. His family was a bit pressurizing in terms of his career and all, and he has always felt responsible to get an excellent job in the stem section to make his parents proud.

He got into stem because of his parents, but he developed his love for it later too. He genuinely started finding STEM very interesting.

He contributed in making of fun robots in school's stem centres all the time. He had a teacher who was obsessed with making anime monsters, and even though hunk himself hates gore and shit he had fun making those and sometimes watched those weird ass animes and talked about how those wild ass writers were defo on weed while writing the script. He bonded over weeb stuff surprisingly with Shiro ;)

He hasn't been the smartest forever, like pidge. He actually worked his way to it. He is very dedicated, hard working and passionate.

He has undiagnosed ADD, but it hasn't interferred with him fitting in much. He has been able to do his work, and he recognized some tricks to focus early in life. His anxiety drives him to work as much as it distracts him. he just discovers his ADD later in therapy.

He makes pretty notes. He has an unhealthy obsession with pastel yellow highlighter.

Hunk is very well equipped with samoan tattoo art designs and understanding them. it's something his grandparents taught him since forever. His grandfather did tattoos and he saw them when he was little. He wants to get atleast some sort of soga'i miki. He's been always conflicted about wanting Pe'a cause its so beautiful and masculine in expression and not wanting it because it's so painful and permanent.

Because he has lived in America his whole life, he has struggled with his national identity a lot. He gets taunted by by family in samoa for being American and for speaking english better than samoan. He doenst always fit in well in america either for obvious reasons. He has struggled with feeling like he belongs. Its something he bonds with Lance on.

He is passionate about dismantling the social organization in samoa and its ill effects. He understands the systems and talks about their unfairness. This is something his distant and traditional family members get annoyed at him for.

He talks passionately about the freedom struggles of samoa and the samoan civil wars. He likes listening to stories of freedom fighters of samoa and great leaders. He is very critical of European colonization and takes no shit from europe apologists.

He is low-key a Satanist and likes to tell people about how God was super sexist to Lilith and how absolutely bullshit her banishment was,, how Satan is the coolest first feminist and made her the queen she is, and how Satan is the coolest dude for being the first rebel and equalist. He talks about how he gave us knowledge, and it created the world we are in rn or else we would still be all dumb and naked in the garden. His family is Christian and religious, he has read stories from bibles and come to the conclusions himself.

General Opinion over said character: i am horribly sad but I swear to God one cuddle from this cinnamon roll will cure me of everything

IMP NOTE: I am not samoan, but I read about countries where my favorite characters are from sometimes. I have started reading about che and communist Cuba for Lance too ;) All this info is from the internet, and I cannot say for sure its all good and true. If I am wrong with anything, please point it out.

THANKS FOR THIS! Now go drink water <3

#hunk garrett #voltron

[smileandasong]

rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better, see what they’re up to. tagged by the lovely @delos-mio, thank you so much, friend!!! (and happy almost birthday!)

last song: buried myself alive by the used, according to spotify stats. i’ve been going through self-titled a lot lately, so you can tell it’s been a time oooooof

last movie: i think it was scott pilgrim vs. the world with the homies last week? aka, the movie where i, at sixteen years old, finally had my ‘oh my god i AM queer’ crisis in the middle of a mostly empty amc theater (because everyone wrongfully slept on this movie, straight people are cowards)

currently watching: UNFORTUNATELY very slowly finishing the cw’s supernatural, honk honk :/ and also rewatching viva la bam for the 43989th time, using the dvds i got for christmas in 2005

currently reading: ....lol

currently craving: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!! i ordered them online a few days ago and now im checking my email nonstop for a shipping track number. i want my SAMOAS!!! (but i will wait patiently, ofc, and am happy to support the hardwork of the TRUE american heroes, the girl scouts) TAGGING! uh, gonna try and tag people i don’t always tag since that’s what the rules say. no pressure to do so, of course <3 @xnowimnothing, @oceanofthesky, @throwupsparkles, @cheribambirose, @adamlazzara, @itswarmerinthebasement, @meganfoxluvr, @rubbish78, @mysmileispureandblood-stained

#i think thats nine people #if it's not OH WELL pretend it is #tagging gives me enough anxiety as it is #even though every time anyone tags me i'm like :DDDDD!!! #and i imagine most of y'all are the same #smile.txt #tag games

[mclsquared]

Wrestlers I'd like to see Drew McIntyre go up against in the future to defend the WWE World Heavyweight Championship:

Sheamus

Samoa Joe

AJ Styles

Cesaro

Shinsuke Nakamura

Big E

Kofi Kingston

Xavier Woods

Zigglypuff!!!!

The Street Profits

R-Truth

Keith Lee

Bobby Roode

Jeff Hardy

Baron Corbin

CESARO (please give the man a singles run gdi)

Seth Rollins (again ofc their match in MITB was awesome)

Roman Reigns

The Fiend/Bray Wyatt

Braun Strowman

Adam Cole

Finn Balor

Angel Garza

Andrade

Anyone

Hell throw in Adam Pearce for the hell of it

Absolutely anybody but Randy Orton I'm sick of him in the title picture this is like 2013 all over again jfc

#drew mcintyre #wwe #wwe raw #wwe SmackDown #raw #smackdown

[axisgen]

I need a Polaroid printer. I need Polaroid film. I need to get out of the house. I’m losing my mind. I miss nature at the very least. I should go for plenty of walks (with my mask on ofc).

^ Random thoughts before bed.

— So lately, maybe the past 2 days. Every single time I sleep I have a really vivid dream. It is literally always jam packed & when I wake from it, my mind always feels restless. Like, even though my body sleeps? My mind doesn’t. It’s crazy to feel like the entire time I’m asleep, it feels like I was thinking the entire time. I’m so mentally drained when I wake up & I honestly don’t know how to stop it. (My parents say praying before bed is a huge help, so maybe I’ll try it tonight.) Even if I sleep for 30mins or an hour, I still have the most jam packed dreams. It feels like no part of my brain rests when the rest of my body does. It’s crazy and I absolutely hate it. I’m hoping for a good rest tonight because even if I explained the last 6 (!!! Yes in the past 2 days I’ve had a total of 6 different dreams, that does not include how many scenario changes happen in each dream either !!!) it just wouldn’t make sense. I’ve had a dream about some murder mystery mansion where my mom is trying to kill me at gunpoint if I wasn’t having twins. I’ve had a dream that somebody snuck in through the window with a gun and were trapped in the bathroom. I’ve had a dream where I hung out at an abandoned water park (recurring location) that I have never been to, post-apocalyptic, just with a couple of friends including my dad. I’ve had a final destination dream where I was constantly running from death and I finally gave in and let it happen on a plane with my dad. I’ve had a dream where my parents decided to take me to space without any regard for what I wanted & I visited earth probably every half hour because I missed it, but when I came down 6 years had gone by for every hour I was in space. Not to mention, people from different ventures of space were dying for different reasons (one of them being they found a planet where they couldn’t stop sweating and it eventually melted their insides, no fucking clue). I didn’t even explain my entire dreams either, because again, these don’t even include how many different scenario changes happened in each dream... I’m just mentioning different scenes I remember. Like after running away from my murder mystery mansion mother, I ran away to Samoa to join a motorcycle gang and one of the members gave me a fried baby. Like instead of fried chicken, it was literally a fried baby (CAN WE TALK ABOUT HAVING A PSYCHOTIC BREAK IN MY SLEEP OR WHAT). THEN I ran away in a trailer bus and got caught by border patrol (which Samoa is an island, THERE IS NO BORDER PATROL Hahahaha I’m losing it). Anyways, not even gonna get into the rest of it, so I’ll leave it at that & hope that tonight doesn’t give me more psychotic breaks :) Wish me the best of fucking luck, cause I’ve been dying more times tHan I cAN COUNT in my sleep.

#personal #jaz #axisgen

[charlessxaviers]

Seth Rollins Masterlist

Imagines

Congratulating Seth after his win against Samoa Joe at Payback…

Renee reacting to the bite marks Seth left on you…

You and Seth confess your feelings for each other as a punishment on UpUpDownDown…

Distracting Seth while he’s getting ready for a match…

Prompts

I Can’t Forget You - Prompt: “I’m trying to forget you as best I can, but damn it you belong to me.“ Angst/Fluff.

Tied - Prompt: “No, you can’t get up! You’re my prisoner for today.” Fluff/Almost smut.

Madden - Prompts: “You’re seriously like a man-child.” & “Don’t look at me like that.” Fluff.

Late Night Workout - Prompts: “Is that your hand on my ass?” & “Your head between my legs sounds good right now.” Smut.

Jealous - Prompt: “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?” Angst/Fluff.

Gingerbread Zombies - Prompt: “Did you make gingerbread zombies?” Fluff.

Headcanons

Being in a tag team match with Seth would include...

Having babies with Seth would include...

Multi-Chapter Stories

Little Secrets (Seth Rollins/OFC - Ava Williams/Alexa Bliss)

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 //  Part 4 //

#Seth Rollins #Seth rollins masterlist #seth rollins imagine #seth rollins prompt #seth rollins headcanon #seth rollins smut #seth rollins fluff

[englishchinesetranslations]

Asia-Pacific Football restructure

PACIFIC FOOTBALL CONFEDERATION (29)

ASEAN Football Federation (AFF) (12)

Australia Brunei Cambodia Indonesia Laos Malaysia Myanmar Phillipines Singapore Thailand Timor-Leste Vietnam

East Asian Football Federation (EAFF) (8)

Cantonia* Guam Hokkien* Hong Kong Macau Taiwan Tibet Republic* Yungui*

North Asian Football Federation (NAFF) (9)+

Federal China* Goetsu* Inner Mongolia* Japan+ Manchuria* Mongolia+ North Korea+ South Korea+ Xinjiang*

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OCEANIA FOOTBALL CONFEDERATION (OFC) (11)

American Samoa Cook Islands Fiji New Caledonia New Zealand Papua New Guinea Samoa Solomon Islands Tahiti Tonga Vanuatu

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ASIAN FOOTBALL CONFEDERATION (28)

West Asian Football Federation (WAFF) (12)

Bahrain Iraq Jordan Kuwait Lebanon Oman Palestine Qatar Saudi Arabia Syria United Arab Emirates Yemen

Central Asian Football Association (CAFA) (9)

Afghanisation Azerbaijan (E) East Turkestan* Iran Kazakhstan (E) Kyrgyzstan Tajikistan Turkmenistan Uzbekistan

South Asian Football Federation (SAFF) (7)

Bangladesh Bhutan India Maldives Nepal Pakistan Sri Lanka

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2022 PFC Silver Cup (16 ASEAN/EAFF) 2023 AFC Asian Cup (16 AFC/8 PFC) 2023 OFC Nations Cup (8 OFC) 2023 CONCACAF Gold Cup (16 CONCACAF) 2024 PFC Pacific Cup (15 Pacific FC/1 OFC) 2025 CONCACAF Gold Cup (16 CONCACAF)

[thirstiswet]

this is my entry for the 25 days of chrismuts (@25daysofchrismuts) that @toxiicpop hosted. i'm sure this is a hot mess and theres for sure grammar errors everywhere but hey i tried. pls be gentle. idk what I'm doing but i did it.

Samoa Joe x OFC (elle)

Office AU! elle and joe often fight in the office. everyone knows its just sexual tension and if they just bang it out they'll be fine. its the christmas party and elle has too much to drink and lets slip what she want joe to do to her. he overhears blah blah blah. the good stuff happens :D

warning, smooty smut, unprotected, light choking, some spanks (lbr its joe)

at least 4k? pls tell me if i spelled something wrong or anythings messed up. also endings are hard so i just stopped

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23

The brewery was built in one of the old textile factories that used to be all around the city, with a large open room and a heated deck outside. It was the perfect place for the annual Christmas party for W.W.E. Publishing, and as always the company owner Mr. McMahon spared no expense. A band had been set up along one of the walls playing a mixture of Christmas music and pop songs. On the opposite side of the room, a photo booth had been tucked in a corner. The entire building was decked in sparkling lights, little Christmas trees, and strategically placed mistletoe.

Joe sauntered in, dressed in a well-tailored deep green emerald suit, making his way to the bar he heard her laughter over the music and crowd. Searching his colleagues he spotted her; Dressed in a strapless burgundy dress that stopped just short of being indecent. She was walking out of the photo booth with Naomi and Paige, her dark auburn hair cascading down her back, her head tipped back in laughter. His eyes followed them back to the table where Charlotte and Becky sat, their new photos in one hand and drinks in the other.

Joe always appreciated how she looked, despite his teasing. He always found it amusing when he would catch her in the break room climbing the counter just to get her coffee fix.  

—

Elle was pulling another late night in the office when she decided to take a break and grab a cup of coffee and a snack. She found herself looking everywhere in the office break room just for the bag of coffee that she just knew was there. Finally finding it all the way on the top shelf, she slipped off her heels and climbed on to the counter.

God I hope no one is still here

There’s a deep chuckle from behind her and she freezes, hand on the bag of coffee.

Oh no.

“Now what are you doing up there princess?” His smooth voice questioned, “You wouldn’t want you to fall now would you?” A shiver went down her spine, she knew if she turned right now he would have a smug look on his face. He knew he had an effect on her, whether it be annoyance or arousal, he liked to push her buttons to find out which.

“Joe, how many times do I have to tell you,” grabbing the coffee she turns around, careful not to slip in her stockings “Don’t call me princess.” He was leaning in the doorway, his hands in his pockets, as his burning gaze slowly followed up and down her stature.

Another shiver runs down her spine.

She doesn’t call him out on it.

She should.

Joe doesn’t respond, just continues to undress her with his eyes. Clutching the bag of coffee she hops down from the counter and puts her heels back on. Walking to the coffee maker Elle hears the ruffle of clothes and she can feel the mans towering presence behind her, his body heat rolling off him, his scent all around her.

“You know Elle,” The way he says her name has her stomach dropping, she wonders how his voice would sound between her thighs. *Excuse me, cut that shit out. Do not think about him like that.* “If you wanted to get my attention, all you had to do was ask. You don’t have to wear such short skirts.”

“You—!” Spinning around she found herself just eye level with his mouth, *To close, to close, to close!* His plump lips still making that stupid smile. “You jerk!” Elle smacks his chest as Joe’s hand comes up and grasps her wrist. His grip is just tight enough to not let her pull away.

“Now princess, it’s not very nice to hit.” Joe rubs his thumb over her pulse point and takes a step closer to her. Essentially pinning her against the counter. “Unless you want to be punished.”

He’s close.

Invading her space.

Her pulse quickens and eyes widen. Warmth spreads right down to her core. The image of her bent over his knee flashes in her mind and she quickly tries not to react to it.

She fails.

Joe definitely notices.

Inhaling, all she can make out is him. His cologne not overbearing but still all around her. She holds her breath, just waiting for whatever comes next.

Joe’s dark eyes have a sparkle to them she’d seen often enough, there’s a want to them. “Hmm—” His tongue runs across his lips and Elle is drawn to them almost compulsorily.  They look like they would wreak havoc on her, she wants to let them.

If only a little bit.

Joe gives her a light chuckle, lets go of her wrist and walk out of the break room, she finally lets out the breath she'd been holding. Once he gets to the door, he pauses slightly and throws her a wink over his shoulder.

—

Ordering a beer and walking over to where Jimmy and Jey were talking animatedly to AJ. Joe gives Elle a glance, her face shining brightly as she was talking animatedly to Charlotte.

“What do you mean you haven’t played yet?” Jimmy gasped at AJ, the three were talking about Red Dead Redemption 2, which three of the four men had been playing for the past month, “It’s been out for a while!”

“How could you let this happen, man?” Jey nudged Joe to get his attention, “You’re supposed to keep the old man up to date.”

Joe gave a light chuckle “Oh, you know how it goes,” Not really acknowledging them and taking a sip of his beer “Sometimes things slip by.”

Jey laughed following the man's line of sight “Oh, yeah— I’m sure things just slipped by, seeing how you’re always distracted.”

Joe scuffed at him and rolled his eyes. Finally turning to the group and changing the subject.

—

“Elle, what kind of face are you making?” Charlotte laughs, looking over the pictures of Naomi, Paige, and Elle from the photo booth.

“Oh, you mean this one?” Elle bunches up her nose while crossing her eyes as the girls all burst out in laughter.

They have all gathered around a high table Charlotte, Becky, Paige, Naomi, and Elle  Drinking beers and talking about their plans for the next few days.

“I just planned on staying home, eating lots of food and drinking lots of wine, while watching A Christmas Story on repeat,” Elle tells the group. ”I never really make big plans anyway.”

“What about you guys?”

“Elle, why does Joe keep looking over here?” Becky points out. Her eyebrow arched as she nods her head in the direction of the man in question.

Across the room, Elle can see him sitting there nursing a beer casually having a conversation with AJ and the Usos. Every once and while he will look over at her. This time, she was staring back. She’d been caught, he gives a small ever intimidating smile and a wink. She can feel herself react, face flush, she lets out a huff of annoyance and turns back around in her seat.

“I can never get any peace from him. Joe always hassles me.” She sighs, getting up and begins pacing in front of the table, “He’s always tormenting me, making fun of me when I climb on things.” Throwing her hands up in frustration, “I can’t help that I’m short!”

She pauses in her rant and downs the rest of her drink, grabs Charlotte’s and finishes hers as well.

“And—! He always has a comment about my skirts!” Elle ends up flailing her arms in defeat, her face beat red from the alcohol and working herself up, “I can’t do anything without him saying something!”

“He has a comment about her skirts because he wants to get in them”, Naomi says just under her breath.

“What—?”

“Nothing!” Naomi loops her arm through Elle’s and starts walking to the bar, “Let’s get some more drinks!”

—

Later into the evening, Elle and Paige find themselves left at the table as the others go off either dancing or make their way under some mistletoe with their significant other.

Just behind Elle, Paige can see Joe at the other table. She gives him a wink and turns her attention back to the brunette.

Everyone in the office is aware of their sexual tension and there’s an ongoing bet of if they’ll crack before, or after the holiday season. Now, if Paige wants to give her friends a gentle push in the right direction, it is not because she had 50 bucks riding on them. Nope. Not at all.

“Girl, are you ever going to admit you have a thing for him?” Paige pops the question.

“Who?” Elle shifts in her chair to face Paige.

“Joe, of course! You never shut up about him!”

“What?! No—! I don’t talk about him all the time!” Elle tries to protest but knows she’s failing.

Tipsy, feeling good and looking good Elle had all the confidence and none of the filter that sober Elle had.

“He just.. just his face...”

She can feel herself flush, if she wasn’t red already she definitely was now.

“Sometimes I want to punch it,” taking a swig of her beer she sighs in frustration and continues, “And other times I want to sit on it. You know what I mean?”

Paige broke out in laughter, “No— no honey, I don’t know what you mean!”

“Just— have you seen him when the group goes out after work?” Elle closes her eyes “That man looks too good in just a white t-shirt and jeans.” A small smile forms on her face as she pictures him. “Too damn good.”

“And... and just some of the things he’s said to me. It’s not even dirty things!” Elle is to lost in thought, not realizing what she saying, just enjoying the thought of it, “God, his voice, it’s just... just so damn seductive. I want him to tell me all the ways he’s going use me—” Eyes popping open in horror at realizing what she said, “Oh my god, I didn’t just say that!” Dropping her head to her hands in embarrassment, she lets out a defeated sigh.

“Lord honey, you definitely need to get laid!” Paige laughs at her friends’ struggle, reaching out she places a hand on her arm and gives a gentle squeeze. Elle uncovers her face and when she makes eye contact with Paige, the Brit gives her a smile and nods in the direction just behind her.

Turning in her seat, her night changes.

Her eyes go wide and her stomach drops. There’s Joe, just behind her, being as nonchalant as ever at a table with the Usos and Naomi. He seems almost bored. Then he looks up, he makes eye contact with her. And the corner of his mouth turns up into a smirk. Like a predator that’s caught its prey.

Whipping around Elle hisses at Paige “Why the hell didn’t you say he was right there?!”

“What?!” Paige feigns confusion, “I have a vested interest in the matter.” Paige gives her a cheeky smile and finishes off the rest of her drink. “And you just kept on talking. I wasn’t going to interrupt.” She pats her arm and gets up to leave, “Now be safe and have fun girly!” Paige gives her a wink and is gone.

Elle is done for.

—

Elle knew he heard the conversation with Paige. There was nothing she could do about it. In a panic, she got up and left the main room. She’s found herself back by the bathroom and another room that could possibly be a cleaning closet or an office.

Taking deep breaths she paces at the end of the hallway.

Oh, this is not good.

“Oh my god-- Oh my god-- Oh my god,” Elle mumbles to herself, stopping in her tracks she rests her head on the wall. Hoping the coolness will help calm her down. It manages to if only a little bit.

“It’ll be fine. Everything will be fine. Pull yourself together, get your stuff, and go home. Then drink more to forget this happened.” Elle straightens up and collects herself. Turning around she stops. Frozen in her tracks.

Fuck

He’s at the end of the hallway. Just staring at her. Like he wants to devour her. He looks good. He looks damn good. She hadn’t noticed it earlier in the evening, to busy trying to not look at him. She checks him out and sucks in a breath at his heavy gaze when they make eye contact. Warmth travels down her stomach and a feeling settles heavy between her thighs.

Joe starts stalking towards her. One hand in his pocket, he rubs his chin with the other.

“Now, now, now, where do you think you’re going?”

Elle can’t breath— She’s hot— Her heart is pounding— Bad ideas are about to happen.

He’s halfway down the hall. “You can’t just say something like that,”

Five feet

“And then run away.”

Right in front of her

“You shouldn’t make comments like that if you don’t want to suffer the consequences—“ Joe smiles at her, it’s a dangerous smile. There’s a look in his eyes that she can’t describe and she’s not sure she wants to. He takes a step towards her, backing her against the wall.

“Unless—“ Elle sucks in a breath in anticipation. Her body is on fire. He places a hand on the wall just above her head, “You want them.” His other hand gently goes to her waist. There’s a jolt that runs through her body at the contact. It’s not an unpleasant feeling.

“Unless you want to be punished for it. If you want to be put on your knees to suck a cock. Or fucked from behind against a wall. Do you want to be forced to come over and over again?” Elle lets out a small whimper. Yes. Yes, she did want these things. She’s wanted them for a while if she’s being honest with herself.

Leaning in close, his voice just above a whisper, “Would you like me to do those things to you princess?” She could feel his warm breath caress her cheek. The way he says princess has her shuddering where she stands.

He was close, so close, barely touching her.

His hand slid down the wall making her feel more caged in. While his other hand squeezed her hip. She licked her lips and his eyes watched the movement. Undeniable desire now in his eyes.

She could feel the heat radiating off of him.

“Y-Yes.”

“Finally.” He growled out, surging forward and capturing her lips. His kiss was rough, but she gave as good as she got. He bit the bottom of her lip and Elle moaned into his mouth. One of Joe's hands cupped the back of her head, gripping her hair forcing her to tilt her head back. He mouthed over her neck sucking and biting, knowing he would leave a mark. She wanted that brand, she wanted to feel possessed by him, to be consumed by him. Elle clawed at the front of his jacket needing him closer, need him all around her.

They separate. Both trying to catch their breath. Joe, eyes closed, rests his forehead against hers. “Princess,” He sounds out of breath, tormented, like he’s restraining himself, “We should go if we want to continue.”She knows there’s no going back from this. She doesn’t want to, she wants him. In every way.

—

The short car ride to Joe’s place is tense. Like at any moment a match could be set ablaze and they both would be swallowed up by the flames.

His hand stayed possessively on her thigh. The warmth from his touch made her feel both safe, and in danger. Elle clenched her thighs and moved slightly in the seat, trying to find some kind of relief or calm. But the entire situation was not calm. Nothing with Joe is ever calm.

As soon as she steps across the threshold she’s picked up and shoved against the door slamming it shut. His lips are on her collarbone making their way up her neck. Elle grabs the back of his head, gripping his hair and moves him to her mouth. He growls into her kiss at her control. His kiss is rough, desperate, and hungry, and she craved more. One of Joe’s hands moves down her thigh, gripping it tight and pulling her in closer. She could feel the swell of his cock against her and she loves it.

His other hand moves between them, sliding under her dress going straight for her lacy panties. "Hmm, I think someone wanted to get some attention tonight.” She lets out a moan as his hand moves her panties to the side and he finds her clit. His thumb moving in a slow methodical movement, while his finger parts her folds, feeling the wetness, teasing her. It's agonizing. She wants more. She wants this torture. As long as he’s the one doing it. 

Joe gives her a fierce kiss, moving down her neck licking and sucking wherever he can, leaving light bite marks on the tops of her breast. He gives one of them a squeeze. The path that his lips made burned, it was like a hot trail going down her body and she never wanted it to end. Continuing his way down he lifts up the front of her dress and mouths over her center. 

His teeth latch on to her panties and he’s pulling them down her waist. He slides them off her, and he’s back to leaving love marks on her thighs, “These panties, are mine now,”  Looking down at him her eyes heavy with lust, “Joe,” She needs him. Now. She doesn’t want to wait any longer, she can’t, “Please.”

“Well since you begged so nicely.”

He devours her. Messy kisses. Tight grips. The flat of his tongue licks up her folds and rolls around her clit. She can feel him hum gently against her, the vibrations sending a jolt through her body. She grabs his head holding him still against her cunt. He slides a finger into her, thrusting in and out of her, it’s the most pleasurable torture she’s had and she needs more. His finger curls inside her, looking for that sweet spot. Joe runs a hand up the back of her thigh giving her ass a hard smack and he rubs a smoothing circle to easy the pain. Elle jumps at it, pushing Joe’s head closer. The sensations coursing through her are setting her ablaze. She can feel that coil tighten and she knows it won’t take much more to push her over the edge. 

“Joe- ohh!” Elle’s voice is shaking, it's needy. Her leg slides up of its own accord, Joe throws it over his shoulder, giving him more leverage and her support. He slides in another finger continuing his messed kiss to her heat. mmmh please don’t...don’t stop. Her toes curl in her heels, and she's a mess of moans and pleas of ‘don’t stop’ and ‘more.’ She’s just *so* close. 

“Princess?” Joe hums into her, “I want you to cum for me.” A gasp is heard from above him, he continues to thrust his fingers in and out of her, thumb rubbing faster against her clit, alternating with his tongue.

“Do that,” Tongue twirling, fingers curving inside her hitting her just right- Oh please, “And I’ll fuck you,” The leg over his shoulder begins to shake, he knows she’s close, “Right here.” 

“Elle”

That’s what sends her over the edge. The sound of him saying her name between her legs. The low, raspy, needy way he says it. Her entire body is electric, tremors quake through her, the grasp she has on Joe’s head tightens as does his grasp on her. 

He eases her down her high. Kissing and nibbling her thigh, he gives her another love bite and comes up and smashes their lips together. She can taste the tanginess of herself and she likes it. She wasn’t expecting that. He pulls away just enough for her to watch him suck off his fingers, that were just in her, into his mouth. It is the hottest thing she has ever seen. 

Elle grabs his suit jacket pulls him so they are nose to nose. Heavy breathing peppered his face. She’s needy and desperate and he loves it. 

“Joe.” Her body is a hum of energy again. She’s staring at his plump lips wanting them to continue their assault on her body, “Fuck me.”

He happily obliges. 

Grabbing her legs, he brings them up to wrap around his hips. A hand roams up her thigh to squeeze her ass, holding her in place, while the other moves up her, sliding between the valley of her breast up to rest at her neck, he gives it a soft squeeze. There’s a breathy noise that come out of her and she needs more. She wants more of more. Ahh!

His cock is throbbing against her and she grinds her wet pussy on him. She needs him. She wants to feel his hot flesh against her. Joe helps her take off his jacket and lets her claw her way under his dress shirt. Fuck He’s an expanse of muscle and strength and beauty. His tan skin glistens with sweat and she wants to leave marks all down his back. She wants to mark him up just as much as he want to do to her. Elle drags her hands down his torso, loving the way his skin jumps at the sensation, dragging her hands lower she unbuttons his pants and goes to cup him through his boxers. He lets out a strangled moan against her neck and his hand tightens around her throat.

He snaps.

He lets go of her throat and moves her hand out of the way, pulling his cock out he rubs it against her lips, spreading her wetness, and without warning pushes into her. Simultaneously, its everything she new it would be and nothing she's ever had before. The feel of him finally in her, that light burn of him stretching her, the feeling of fullness. Her nails scrape down his back as his hips move in and out of her “Joe- fuck!” He chuckles at her breathiness, a hand moves down between them to her clit and she cries out at the feeling.

“Is this what you wanted princess? Did you want me to ruin you? Did you want you to make you mine?” His words were all around her, they seeped into her, she wanted to be possessed by him. Yes. His hips snapped against her harder, she was getting close again. Her head lulled back against the door and at her exposer of her neck he attacked it. Leaving searing bruises all over, she knew there was going to be a mess of purple marks all over her body the next morning and she couldn't wait to find them all.

She rolls her hips and cries out a mumble of curses when he hits that spot inside her. “FUCK princess.” He grunts out as he rocks against her. The hand thats been holding her up comes to wrap around her throat, squeezing, the feeling of tightness bringing her closer, “You feel perfect around me. Will you cum again for me?” He whispers the question in her ear, out of breath, but so damn possessive. 

He begins to fuck her harder against the wall. Building up to push her over. His thumb against her clit moving ever so quickly, building the friction, “I want you to cum again for me.” He bites at her ear, the fire inside her growing, she going to burst, “I want you to cum on my dick,” She close. She's so close she can taste it, she needs something, she needs a push. “And then I’m gonna to fill you up.” At that statement, mixed with the feeling of his hand on her throat just enough to where its hard to breath in, she's done, all the sensations tipping her over the edge. She's shaking around him, her walls fluttering on his cock.

“God-”

“Fu-”

He’s kissing her, hips moving erratically, he's lost control. His grip on her throat still present. The after shock of her orgasm sending him into his own. Hips stuttering, a warmth fills up inside her as he grunts out her name. They stay that way for a moment, both leaning into each other, knowing they need to separate and get cleaned up but not wanting to break away.

Realization of what just happened hits her. She should be concerned. She should be in a panic of oh shit that just happened, but she's not. 

She’s not.

At least not yet.

#samoa joe #samoa joe fic #25 days of chrismuts #fic #julia tries writing #this was hard and i was struggling #i know i probably wrote him ooc but like this is also my first long af fic

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HIAC predications?

i really need to answer these earlier so i can do them fully but cba rn..

new daymiz and marysesamoa joeroman rondarandy (and jeff is gonna die)charlotte (becky will it next ppv! but i wont be mad if she wins it tonight ofc shjfhsf)dolph and drew 

#hell in a cell #predictions #ask