#Seinfeld headers

[nitroplusofficial]

a “tag people u wanna know better” game!! its been a while, im very honored. Thank u @occulticsnomajo!!! sorry it took me a minute

last song: french navy by camera obscura! I’ve been on a big twee pop thing recently, and daydreaming about a house in the PNW where we have warm lights on all the time. Back then, someone’s job could be “blogger”. i yearn for those days

favorite color: green as well! It’s going to be hard to not have green hair anymore, when I have to chop the dye out. Or who knows! Maybe I’ll have enough money to keep it maintained forever.

currently watching: umm. seinfeld reruns. also started watching danganronpa 3 with friends. im sorry

last movie: i recently watched high sprits with a friend!! It was not the movie we thought it was gonna be, so we stopped right at the ending. Too much straight ghost sex.

currently reading: i just finished Memories of Amorous Gentlemen and it was so fucking good. Binged the whole thing in like an hour. But I should check out something new from the library!! I think i’m well enough to get started on house of leaves…

sweet/spicy/savory: all three at same time. but watch out

relationship status: if u know u know if u dont im not telling

current obsessions: I’m daydreaming about how to set up an emulation station now that I have a TV in my room! so that? Cause I wanna play retro games in bed.

last thing I googled: i have too many privacy related extensions for google to successfully keep track of my searches, so no idea, sorry. oh wait i have it open in another tab. "alias python on mac"

currently working on: AH!!! so much. but I’m taking my game to a dev meetup on saturday, and I have to get back to that after i'm done writing this, so probably that??

i taggggggg @mevil @snoozaga @gummyache @plaant @keygen @shogas @squigglewitch @silmist @heckmaster2000 @lolbatz and this is a pretty random selection so anyone who wants to do this... or if i somehow skipped you, i didnt mean to >_<

also @occulticsnomajo i have a dress of your header!! i wore it to a wedding recently, it's my fav :00 i know there's no question about that on the tag game...but i like the dress, so thanks for letting me show it off >_<

#star fragments #you have to ignore my face in the photo though i had been traveling since 6am it was now 9pm and there was still a two hour ride #back up to my house where i lived. so

[cadaverkeys]

i never realised your blog header was "renfield apologist" i always read it as "seinfeld apologist" and never questioned it

LOLLLL i would NEVER apologise for seinfeld. too many crimes. too many lives lost.

#ram asks #anon

[filmcel]

i told my sister to guess what my header is on tumblr and she said “that bald fuck from Seinfeld”…🙁

#captain’s log

[sodisco]

Accomplishing an astonishing rebranding where I change every one of my icons to a photo of Elaine Benes and all of my headers to Seinfeld screencaps

#just for funsies

[enekorre]

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#it even brings up a part of i think it was havamål? that says that you cannot be wise until you realize that there is no separation between

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I'll never be over the fact that not only do the weekdays match up with Dracula Daily, but so does the moons phases! Like, what are the odds?

I just looked out my kitchen window at the moon, and Mina's description in the book works just as well for what she is seeing as what I am seeing:

"[...] it was then bright moonlight, so bright that, though the front of our part of the Crescent was in shadow, everything could be well seen [...]"

157 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#4

The greatest trick America’s ever pulled on the subjects of its various vassal states is making us feel like a participant in its grand experiment. After all, our fate is bound to the American empire’s whale fall. My generation in particular is the first pure batch of Yankee-Yobbo mutoids: as much Hank Hill as we are Hills Hoist (look it up!), as familiar with the Supreme Court Justices as we are with the judges on Master Chef, as comfortable in Frasier’s Seattle or Seinfeld’s Upper West Side as we are in Ramsay Street or Summer Bay.

America insists that you bear witness to it tripping on its dick and slamming its face into an uncountable row of scalding hot pies. You do more than bear witness, because American Twitter has the same kind of magnetic pull as a garbage disposal unit. A sick part of you wants to shove your hand in. You want to let the blades cut into your knuckles, if just to see if you can slow them down a little.

212 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

#3

Let's go Moldova! Wake us up!

239 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

#2

Guys. July the 11th 2024 is a Thursday

Thursday, November 5th 2020

Thursday, September 8th 2022

Thursday, July 11th 2024

That's the date of Ireland's unification

1,307 notes - Posted September 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i love how people have "their" lyrics when it comes to MCR... like i've seen someone with "awake and unafraid" as a tattoo, "sprawled on these cathedral steps, spitting out the blood and screaming" as a blog header...

mine is "defiant to the end", which i'm planning on painting onto my jacket. what is yours?

4,465 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #m #not that i know what that tag was about #something something norse mythology

[votedpedro]

was starting to wonder who votepedro was and i did not check so thanks for posting about the url change!!

the pirate one will be missed <3

thanks bestie i kept trying to change my icon and header to a seinfeld screencap but tumblr kept deleting it bc i think it may have been flagged as either porn or violence lmao (it was neither) so i thought it would be best to go into witness protection and rebrand since a lot of blogs have been nuked lately <3

#anonymous #maybe i will return to piratebookexchange we will see...

[toastyzuko]

Good day my friend why did I think your header was Seinfeld

Is it Seinfeld

Oh my goodness I never check me box and thus never saw this lmao yeah it’s Seinfeld w mitski lyrics

#it’s a real shot of Kramer kissing Jerry too it’s a great scene #not like. a blooper #the mitski lyrics were just 👌👌👌

[cuneiform-girl]

Who is that fourth person in your header?? That’s not Kramer right??? That’s someone else?? I’m like 99% face blind but my brain is going “…that ain’t the guy…”

They're (left to right):

Cosmo Kramer

Elaine Benes

Jerry Seinfeld

George Costanza

Idk if I have face blindness. I can recognize them just fine but if you asked me to describe any of them (or any person for that matter) I would be completely unable to.

I just can't find the words - and the image in my head is really fuzzy...

[twelveedits]

#everybody loves raymond #Friends #Friends headers #Seinfeld #Seinfeld headers #Will & Grace #Will & Grace headers #will and grace #will and grace headers #The Big Bang Theory #The Big Bang Theory headers #tbbt #tbbt headers #everybody hates chris #everybody hates chris headers

[kissyzoe]

Vintage headers taken from @/90s.daily on instagram 🖤

#Header #Headers #Icon #Icons #Layout #Layouts #Twitter #Vintage #90s #quote #quotes #seinfeld #friends #beverly hills #90210 #heathers #b*a*p*s #baps #the wedding date #sex and the city #cruel intentions

[twit90s]

SEINFELD

c chandlerzbing

#seinfeld #seinfeld headers #90s #80s #headers sem psd #karol

[filmcel]

1

u mean 1 as in very intimidating and 10 as in not at all??😁😁😁😁😁😁

#captain’s log #LMFAOOOOOO #there’s nothing intimidating about a seinfeld header 😜 #incoming transmission

[count-woe-laf]

Lmao I love your header

thank you, shoutout to seinfeld episodes that live in my brain without my knowledge

#how did you notice though that involves clicking on my blog akdjksjf #ask

[thatkindamusicjustsoothesthesoul]

Changed my header to something non mash-related for the first time in over a year. [seinfeld meme] The gay cowboys got to me

#maybe I should be super wild and crazy and watch brokeback again for the first time in 4 years #I watched it once and I think am just now recovering #that plus the short story laid me tf out #but maybe……I am strong enough again….. #brokeback mountain (2005)

[peachpety]

me, myself and i. again.

Thank you @xanthippe74 and @curlyy-hair-dont-care for the tag! MOAR ABOUT MEEEEE. idk, this is fun and distracting and imma do it, because it’s fun. and distracting. and i’ve had some old fashioned-es (is that a word? meh. it’s more than one.)

Rules: answer the following and tag some people you want to get to know better. If you don’t want to answer certain ones, that’s ok! :)

Name: peachpety or peach 🍑

Star signs: sun: pisces. moon: sagittarius

Height: 5’ 6″ -  5′ 7″ ish? eh.

Wallpaper: james dean art instillation 30-ish miles outside of marfa, texas by john cerney (giant marfa, website). it’s my header here on tumblr too. an homage to the film, giant - james dean, elizabeth taylor, and rock hudson. the last movie dean made before his death; he was killed before the film was released. i LOVE west texas, y’all. marfa, marathon, alpine, big bend. dayum, that’s my happy place. 

House: Hufflepuff

Ever had a crush on a teacher: Haha! i love this question. not in high school. tho there was this WHOLE thing with a gal i knew and our geometry teacher. and just ugh. no. in college we had a cute hispanic economics teacher who always used the example of “beer and nachos” for supply and demand. i think about that a lot. 

Coolest Halloween costume: A whole group of us dressed up as the cast from Gilligan’s Island. I was Ginger. I even dyed my hair red. had a billy bad ass silver dress i found at a thrift shop. We had gilligan, the professor and the skipper. our mary ann flaked out and dressed like a pot brownie. i was pissed!

Fav 90’s tv show: 90210 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. OMG Dawson’s Creek! Seinfeld!! FRIENDS. so. many. 

Last kiss: It’s been a while with the whole covid thing, honestly. So probably on my sweet kitty’s precious head.

Fav pair of shoes: i’ve a pair of shoes i bought in paris. i was DETERMINED to leave paris with shoes. and they are fucking awesome and when i wear them i ALWAYS get compliments. gah. PARIS! FASHION! i love those shoes.

Been to Las Vegas: Yes. 3x. i apologize to las vegans but not a fan. the panhandlers on the strip are just...ugh. drunk garfield and drunk mickey mouse? no. and i don’t gamble. but i did get to see the liberace museum before it closed. so. 

Fav fruit: cherries (i like peaches too, ha, any stone fruits really but cherries are #1)

Fav book: The Once and Future King, T. H. White. And LOTR (i’ve read it 7 times at least, cover to cover).

Stupidest thing I’ve ever done: all involve alcohol. yea, there’s more than one. 

All time fav shows: ok, honestly, Friends. sorrynotsorry.

Last movie I saw in theaters: oh my goodness gracious. it’s been forever and a day since i’ve been to a movie in a theater! it’s gotta be like, rogue one. and i cried y’all. early on i looked at my kids and was like, leia gets the death star specs and she puts it into R2D2. LEIA GETS THE INFO. and carrie fisher had just passed away. i was sobbing.

Tagging @bonesliketambourines, @fictional, @davonysus, @lastontheboat, @shealwaysreads, @curlyy-hair-dont-care, @onbeinganangel, @ladderofyears, @thesleepiesthufflepuff, @veelawings, @julcheninred, @fictional

#me myself and i #more about meeeeeeee #i should be writing #i've many things on my list to do #le sigh #tag game #this was fun!

[junipeach]

i love lookin thru themed header/icon posts on here bc some r so specific like YES a camilla cabello icon with a matching seinfeld header, just what i needed

#im setting up a new sb and didnt feel like making my own shit so i had to look thru the tags... a warzone #one was the 1d boys ship and the child who played tony starks daughter in endgame. what the fuck ❤