#The Condescension

[weaselmcdiesel]

i have no sense of patience. pls take more doodles of them pls

#my art #fan art #art #homestuck #homestuck au #karkat #karkat vantas #nepeta #nepeta leijon #nosgrub au #i love nep so much shes so ..ARGRGRGRG tears her apart with my teeth #the condesce #the condescension #the signless #the sufferer #ancestors

[best-transgender-character]

Round 1 Match 9

Thank you to @hsrips for the edits!

The top two characters will proceed to the next round!

#Redglare #Mindfang #Darkleer #GHB #Grand Highblood #Dualscar #Condesce #HIC #The Condescension #Condy #Homestuck #Poll #Round 1

[astronomicaltaxon]

These shackles they come

With certain opportunities

They won’t let me get away

But they show me we’re the same

Death is Magic

Say Abracadavre now

#YE∆H ! KN°W H°W L∆TE TH!$ !$ #! l°$t m°t!v∆t!°n h∆lf w∆y thr°ugh #!m $t!ll d°!ng the re$t th°!!!! #they w!ll ∆L$° 🅱️e l∆te 🅱️ut ! d!gre$$ #:o] #homestuck #hs #homestuck art #hs art #megido #the handmaid #homestuck the handmaid #lord english #homestuck le #doc scratch #homestuck doc scratch #HIC #homestuck the Condescension #the condesce #the Condescension #her imperious condescension #post scratch #post scratch damara #post scratch meenah #peixes #homestuck ancestors

[yanyan-stuck]

If the Condesce ever decided to “steal” Dualscar’s human captive matesprit, do you think he’d go after her the same way he would go after Mindfang? (Absolutely loved that mindfang and Dualscar piece you did)

The Condesce Stealing Dualscar's Matesprit

-Depends on who's a yandere and who's not in this situation honestly.

-Assuming that Dualscar is the only one who is a yandere, I think he would be willing to trade off any favor he has.

-He is completely willing to fight for you, but only if The Condesce is not willing to give you up. Luckily for you, she would probably give in after a few favors were promised, and you would be returned safely.

-If Dualscar wasn't a yandere, but The Condesce was, he would probably be willing to give you up a lot faster than she is. Even if he was willing to trade you for a few favors, he wouldn't be willing to fight a losing battle for you.

-Overall the exchange would be heartbreakingly quick, as the love of your life left you with a complete stranger for the rest of your life, without so much as a wave goodbye.

-If they're both yanderes, well, that's quite the predicament you're in. Good luck surviving.

-Dualscar would probably try to exchange favors for your safe return, but I can't see The Condesce giving up her cute little darling for a couple of measly favors.

-Even if Dualscar is willing to sacrifice all he has for you, every favor she owes him through the centuries, every treasure he has, even the entire rest of his life, she still has far more than he could ever hope to, and she knows that.

-I can't see Dualscar giving up that easily though. There will be quite the bloody battle. I do not honestly think that Dualscar would back down if he was a yandere, it would almost certainly be a battle to the death.

-The Condesce would certainly win, the difference in power would make the battle completely unfair, no matter how dirtily Dualscar was willing to fight.

-Dualscar would honestly try to take you out with him if he knows he's going to die, even if you were on perfect terms before you were captured, as a last act of possession and resistance.

#yandere #homestuck #the condescension #dualscar #yandere condesce #her imperious condescension #the condesce #condesce #yandere dualscar #yandere dualscar x reader #yandere condesce x reader #yandere homestuck #yandere homestuck x reader #x reader #dualscar x reader #condesce x reader

[quesadillayuri]

the last of the party people: bring back something gone

in which an empress dies and the entire country (and some ghosts) watch a coronation, and a little of what happens afterwards. homestuck phase swung back at me like a rock, so here i am. writing fic.

ao3 link

summary:

you always wished you had killed her as a grub. but now, with your body lying dead from it’s own inability to fit into the world, you find yourself relieved that tyrian rule is still intact.

>゜))))彡

she speaks, and her voice is lilting and bubbly and soft. she is everything you weren’t, and you were everything she will never be able to be. she’s pathetic, in the most platonic way. you hate her. you were her, once. you think that might be the problem

you cannot remember being so young as the heiress is when she is coronated.

#feferi #karkat #the condesce #ancestors #ancestors homestuck #homestuck #fefkat #a little bit #its implied #the condescension #homestuck fanfic #fanfic #my fic

[gojos-nightmare-box]

nothing sucks quite like spending months in therapy finally reaching a point where you felt like you could reconnect with ppl from the past and have them immediately start shaming and judging and treating you like the person u were before like holy fuck for what reason even. u clearly hold a grudge dont fucking sell me lemons and call them oranges.

#the condescension #was un fucking real #bro i came back because i thought u were trying to reach out #i confided in you i trusted you i needed you back then #you were NOT the only one let down #pull ur head out ur ass to see that please god

[clementineskesh]

the best thing about benoit blanc's clearly established emotional intelligence is knowing with 100% certainty that he did everything in his power to hurt miles bron's feelings on purpose

#like. icon #glass onion #making fun of the puzzle box? solving the mystery? having a wide-eyed condescension like he doesn't know what he's doing? #not to mention blatanlty insulting him and also baiting him into big speeches where he'd embarrass himself. #blanc knows what he's doing and what he's doing is making this little bitch cry

[eggsploded]

Should he suffer? Clap if you think he should suffer.

#taped episode of the condy batterwitch show s23e4 as of 20XX #homestuck #the condesce #her imperious condescension #the psiioniic #the signless #egg art #wendy williams plagues my youtube recommendations

[lastofthemadones]

I am a professional copywriter. I know what a goddamn semicolon looks like. Fuck this guy.

#the AUDACITY #the CONDESCENSION

[gendertrickster]

family dinner

#homestuck #june egbert #jade harley #jane crocker #jake english #dad egbert #dad crocker #nanna egbert #grandpa harley #june crocker #grandma english #joey claire #jude harley #feferi peixes #meenah peixes #her imperious condescension #ado's art

[dead-obsith]

Oh oh Milf alert

#artists on tumblr #drawing #fanart #homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #digital art #character design #the condesce #her imperious condescension #homestuck ancestors #meenah peixes

[hic-daily]

Todays Her Imperious Condescension is:

Me.

Specifically, my cosplay of her from 2022 (it’s an actual wet suit!) and my fiancé as mindfang! Doing a rupaul audio!

don’t talk about the fact I wasn’t fully grey I’m a sweaty woman ok

#homestuck ancestors #homestuck #her imperious condescension #condy #condescension #HIC daily #homestuck cosplay #homestuck ancestors cosplay #her imperious condescension cosplay

[splickedylit]

hectic holiday season totally forgot to post these terrible old people for @quadrants-zines Love At First Spite. Portrait of a kismesissitude whose functionality directly translates to the death of millions :o)

#homestuck #splickedydoodles #the grand highblood #the condesce #Her Imperious Condescension #GHBcon #sometimes you make art and go 'cool! done. :)' and then do not think about it for a hot second lol #object permanence??? i don' tknow that bitch

[toreodere]

Ayy looks like i can finally post the drawings i made for the recent Homestuck panel redraw zine, i've been holding onto these dang things for months now!

Yall can check that out by the way by going HERE

hope yall like how they turned out!

#homestuck #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #casey the salamander #turtle consort #her imperious condescension #panel redraw

[meoware]

More Whiteboard shenanigans^TM.

#myart.png #her imperious condescension #the condesce #jade harley #dirk strider #jake english

[zombiegirldean]

being a woman in Supernatural world is so fucking horrifying. don't wear white, you will get fridged. don't be blonde, you will get fridged. Jessica Moore was forcibly stenciled into Mary Winchester's shape to turn the narrative engine of righteous violence. she's the inciting incident for the entire epic and we know literally nothing about her. bc why would we need to. the wife is the sister is the daughter is the mother and they're all dead, and they're all used as instruments to give men an excuse to cry. you can love a man and take him into your home for a year but you'll still never get close enough to touch him bc he's keeping you in a pristine little box of unsullied domesticity. he's keeping you SAFE and CLEAN. he's making arrangements for you. and when the narrative machine beckons he will set you gently back down and return to his real and important work. don't be a virgin, virgins get fridged. don't be a hellbitch, here comes the fridge. do NOT put on that white nightgown, that is the uniform of the fridge, but it's too late, you're already bleeding out on the ceiling, maybe you always have been.

#supernatural #spn #lisa braeden #jessica moore #mary winchester #ruby supernatural #jo harvelle #that post that's like. doomed by the narrative bc the writer is a misogynist. literally #sam and dean's occasional convictions that they cant get close to women bc their lives are too Dark and Serious & theyll put them in Danger #would be neurotic and self centered except they are literally right. they ARE cursed. #ellen's conviction that jo will die young if she hunts and dean's condescension towards her. would be misogynistic. #but theyre right. jo will get fridged. she's blonde. it is literally a plot point in no exit that the ghost wants to get her more bc shes #blonde #like. they live in misogyny world.