#Thick as absolute fuck

[pointless-letters]

“Actually, climate change is good.”

#Daily Mail #Climate change #Actually #The planet turning into a burning cinder #Is good #CHECKMATE SCIENTISTS #Okay so there might be more storms #And droughts #But #Think of the positives #Britain #Mediterranean climate #Yes Mike but #Think about this #In this scenario #What’s the actual Mediterranean like? #Thick as absolute fuck #People like Mike get to vote

[twilleansparks]

Omfg people are STILL trying to argue that Luz and Hunter are canonically siblings, even after WAD.. I am going to eat a lawnmower..

#half joking #but grow tf up and accept that your shitty ass headcanon has no fucking basis in canon ISTG #can yall get that past your thick biphobic skulls? #or is that just too hard for you absolute dunderheads #ugh i angry #not art #twillean talks #lunter #ranting #swearing #anti toh fandom #toh fandom critical

[puppyeared]

for like 3 weeks i was wondering why i was sleeping so much and felt listless. and just now I managed to email 3 people and responded to a month old message in the span of an hour because I got back to TAKING MY FUCKIN MEDS..........

#MOTHER FFFFUCKER #to be fair. my doc said I could stop taking them while im on break since i wouldnt need to be constantly pumped on stimulants #im not sure if it was a side effect but i managed to take like 3 different naps in one day and STILL managed to sleep thru the whole night #at least 2 days into my break. the weird thing is i didnt feel more or less rested afterwards. but mentally i think im in a good place rn #to really put the level of awakeness im at rn i feel weirdly confident i could start one piece. also bc of that sick new opening it BANGS #the song is really good and im in love with the animation style. did some digging and it seems one of the lead animators is masato mori #but i could be wrong. it seems he also did some work on mp100 which could explain a lot lol.. he uses smear frames really well to convey #consistent movement and fluidity!!! someone else might have done color design but it works really really well esp with odas style!! #just love the overall vibe and aesthetic and id really love to study it and incorporate a bit of it into my art.. especially the thick #outlines which i think helps to separate characters and objects on screen. though i have to say the style is definitely more suited to #animation bc of the simpleness and smears. maybe that will help me explore shapes and perspective when i draw... i wanna get better #at drawing poses and angles but i have a hard time wrapping my head around space and using perspective guide lines NGHHHH #i wonder if it has to do with my dogshit ability to judge distance. not depth perception but like. judge how far smth is in metres etc #im also wearing an N95 for the first couple weeks back bc of the wave. absolutely NO BODY is wearing a mask its so fucking over #where im sitting ive heard 5 different people coughing probably not into their elbows!!! and im just. head in my fucking hands #there was a kid sitting a couple seats away in class coughing as he pleases and i wanted to grab him in a chokehold so badly. PLEASEE #ive been annoying my family by asking them to mask up and reminding them to bring masks when they go out and showing them news articles #but at least its working bc we ordered some KN95s and my mom is at least taking me seriously so. please dont be afraid to speak up abt your #health. take care of yourself and others however u can!! wear that mask indoors at your maskless friends house!!! stay home when u can!! #im wearing a surgical mask at home too bc my parents have '''a dry throat cough''' and they are so bad at coughing into their sleeves #also im pretty sure dry throat isnt transmissible bc my brother started coughing too so.. i also tested negative but they havent tested yet #im also not a doctor but i have to keep reminding ppl whenever i can that covid and flu work differently. covid is new and too recent to #have nearly as much research done on it. it seems its also compounding so instead of building immunity it weakens the body and spreads to #to other systems which might explain brain fog and muscle weakness. i remember someone early in the pandemic got infected and it messed up #their smell/taste receptors so bad that they cant eat most foods and that stays in the front of my mind when i think abt covid. christ #yapping

[tmblrfuckingsucksass]

Alexandra Shipp - 2024 GLAAD Media Awards Photoshoot

🖤🖤🖤🖤

#alexandra shipp #celebrity #ebony beauty #photoshoot #glaad media awards #lgbtq #black slit dress #long legs #high heels #thick thighs #stylish and sophisticated #sultry vixen #seductive #classy sexy #stunningly gorgeous #absolutely breathtaking #stunning curves #so fucking hot #goddess

[bonnieisaway]

i need i need someone to write a fic or SOMETHING about the ten minutes between in season 3 when thirteen held the medicine out to seven and said "take them off," and then in the next scene he's in his casual clothes. and i don't mean anything smutty or anything. i don't think that'd fit there. i just mean if i don't even get to mildly grasp the raw romantic tension fuck it the raw tension PERIOD during that i am going to fucking DIE. i'm going to explode okay? you can't tell me that these two gaylords, already sufficently down the fuck bad enough for eachother, okay, didn't either have the most tender and/or raw tension filled moment while thirteen bandaged

THIS PART OF HIS FUCKING BODY

THIS SCENE STARTS ONLY WHEN HE'S PUTTING HIS CLOTHES BACK ON BECAUSE THE DIRECTORS HATE ME PERSONALLY.

#scissor seven #killer seven #wu liuqi #seven #plum blossom thirteen #meihua shisan #thirteen #guys i dont know how to put this into words #i can't phrase this any more eloquently than i have already #i just #i need it ok . in eed it #if sharefun won't give it to me one of you have to step up to bat #someone out there has got to understand me #i don't mean it sexually. i don't mean theyre about to drool all over eachother. i don't mean it like that #i need you to understand #not sexually. not like in a smutty way #just. raw romantical tension #i need the tension in the air THICK i need this form of intamacy #AGAIN NOT SEXUALLY #to just be absolutely fucking unbareable MY GOD THEY NEED TO FUCKING KISS TODAY!!!!!!!

[simplydnp]

i hate the medical system <3

#sooooooo tired of old men talking to me like a child #i have two fucking degrees my guy. and one of them is pure mathematics. #dont explain things like im four and then go 'mmm i dont believe you' when i answer honestly. #i promise you. none of whatever the fuck youre doing. has anything to do with my sudden onset nerve pain. i promise. #its also exceptionally cool to be like 'hey have you broken your nose its like really crooked' #and also #'did you hit your head as a kid' because despite the several xrays. and doctors. and chiropractors ive had over the years. #apparently ive got a thick skull (bahduhmtss) #and when i say no i havent had any traumatic injuries like that. hes like mm well sometimes you just need time to remember #bestie i am twenty three years old. that is not a lot of years to recall. ive never had a concussion (or even close to) or motor accident. #i promise you if it happened @ birth it doesnt suddenly just present as nerve pain with absolutely no goddamn trigger. illness or otherwise #im sooo tired of the fighting. so tired of explaining the story over & over & over again. so tired of forms & questions & no fucking answers #c.text #illness tw #medical tw

[ddaengju]

coach - heart crossbody in colorblock - gold/true pink multi

#coach #designer bags #pinkcore #heartcore #lovecore #heart shaped #pink aesthetic #guys…. it’s MINE #i impulse purchased it! #it’s back in stock 😭😭😭😭😭💝💝💝💝 #the first time i didn’t even know about it until it was already sold out #thank fuck i checked my email today and saw the restock announcement 😭👏🏽 #i couldn’t let it go a second time. i just couldn’t. this is the bag of my fuckin dreams #coach has an absolute chokehold on me y’all #i actually don’t know how i’m gonna tell my bf i bought it… #i’m doing it in payments but like… i wasn’t supposed to spend a lot of unnecessary money this month #dhhsjdjjsjd the buyer’s remorse is hitting me now #and i’ve read plenty of the comments saying you can’t even fit a pro max phone or a thick wallet #that won’t stop me at all because i canNOT READ! #i don’t care at all ! i have a lot of small stuff i can put in there #i even have a thinner/smaller wallet. i have card holders. #i will cherish this fucking bag! fuck! #i always keep my phone in my pocket anyway it’s more comfortable there i hate having to search for my phone in a bag i use it too much

[gar-a-ash]

Annual pumpkin smash!

#tassie #german shepherd dog #gsd #puppy stories #missing you reese #tassie is so methodical about this #objective is to destroy this? okay #reese would absolutely have fun just smashing the pumpkin all over #but shes having fun in her own way #also cant believe how fucking thick her goddamned neck is for a bitch

[icedteaandoldlace]

One of the weirdest flavors of rude customer interactions you can have is when there's the customer who's just an absolute ass from the moment they walk in, snapping at every turn, getting huffy and rolling their eyes all dramatically when you ask them to repeat something, or ask a very normal question that you need an answer to before you can help them any further ("And what's the address you'd like to have this delivered to?" for example). And there's also the person they walked in with, usually a spouse or otherwise significant other, and you're a little wary of them, too, at first, 'cause you're not sure if they're both grouches or not, because the first one is doing most of the talking. But then you see them react to their partner's bitchiness, and for a moment, you wonder if you should feel sorry for them, having to live with this person. But then eventually, the first person sighs a little, and apologizes to their partner, and explains that they're just hungry, or stressed, or tired, or whatever, and the partner says something soft and reassuring in return—and no one says jack shit to you, the person the majority and the worst of the bitchy attitude has been unleashed on. They'll apologize to their partner right in front of you for treating them not half as bad as they've been treating you, but there's no apology directed at you, not even a sidelong glance your way as they're apologizing to their partner, not even their partner apologizing on their behalf—not even a slight improvement in the way they treat you afterward. They're both clearly capable of recognizing this behavior as inappropriate, they just don't give a damn how it may make you feel, because servers and cashiers and all manner of other customer service workers just aren't people, apparently.

#it's absolutely insane #not that I even expect an apology from any customer ever #on the rare occasion that a customer does apologize to me for being a jerk I don't know what to do with it #and it's not that it even hurts my feelings either #because 99.9% of the time customers are jerks to me it just rolls off #it's just the absolute GALL of people thinking it's in any way okay to treat other people like that #what if it DID hurt my feelings???? #there are plenty of more sensitive workers out there who would be absolutely overwhelmed by something like that #and so what if it doesn't affect me like that? #just because I have a thick skin doesn't mean it's okay to be rude to me #it is 20-fucking-24 and people still need to be told that customer service workers are human beings deserving of respect #and it's honestly infuriating #learn how to act or go be a hermit

[blutomindpretzel]

Angel is almost constantly on David’s lap (he has nice thighs and Angel makes sure he knows). They repeatedly ask him to let them sit on his lap during pack meetings and he always says no- so Angel is all grumpy and annoyed the whole meeting. AND ONE TIME HE FINALLY CAVED AND LET THEM SIT ON THE ALPHA THRONE OF ALL THRONES: David’s thick ass thighs. Ugh I swear Angel was just sporting the most shit eating grin in that meeting room.

Angel could be on David’s lap, back to his chest- and you’d still be able to perfectly see and hear David. DAVEY IS A BIG BOY ALR?? + Asher cackling like a maniac vs Sweetheart who’s crying trying to keep it together.

#redacted asmr #redacted sweetheart #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted shaw pack #David’s thighs saved my life guys I’m fr #angel adores David’s body and wants to just SHOWER it in kisses #they aren’t big on PDA but David was in a good mood that morning #angel looks tiny compared to David (who is an absolute fucking mountain if you’ve forgotten) #angel has a size kink cannon #David being a grumpy thick boy :)

[gessshoku]

Those days where you get dressed but have to find the right clothes with that one specific texture, thickness/thinness, and length because any other clothing is so uncomfortable you actually wish death upon yourself from how uncomfortable it feels on your skin

Why does that happen, like i found the specific short that are this lovely thin and stretchy fabric and it’s loose and then the shirt is oversized and its sososososo thin and it feels so nice- like- why does this happen?

#does this happen to everyone? #or am i just silly goofy? #every other clothing I tried I absolutely hated #they were either too thick for the heat #too thick making it too heavy on me which I fucking hated even tho it wasn’t a problem before the last times I wore it #too short I don’t feel like showing my belly today #like c’mon

[justablah56]

y'know..... I forgot how fucking horny the dndads cast are when they're not playing as actual children

#just blahs #dndads #i fucking hate this podcast #it's amazing #gungans and daddies is absolutely horrendous and i love/hate it so so much #but also freddy why #why must you have lube rocket boosters. why must you use hip thrusting to launch a 'thick saber' what the actual fuck is this podcast lmao

[msfcatlover]

*points at Jean-Paul Valley* THE MOST DISAPPOINTING THING ABOUT THIS MAN IS THAT HE ISN'T CANONICALLY "The Normal One(TM)"

#Seriously #''Raised in a cult'' baby his cult is so spread out they don't have a compound; he PHYSICALLY could not be raised IN the cult! #He didn't even know they EXISTED until his dad died! #JPV had a normal fucking childhood (in Gotham) with a single dad he loved very much who just happened to be devoutly religious #with a not-even-that-weird religion (for Gotham.) #Everything about him is conceptually hilarious if DC would let him be Just Some Guy who /happens/ to be able to go toe-to-toe with Batman. #The most stressful experience this man ever had before his dad stumbled in to bleed to death in his arms & send him off on a quest #(of brainwashing & loss of identity) #was working fucking retail on black friday probably #This man does not know the proper terminology for /ANY/ of the moves he can pull off. #This man has not had to practice the way everyone else in Gotham has. #This man has stealth so deeply ingrained in his brain he probably subconsciously positions himself in every teacher's blindspot #and wonders why he never gets called on #He hates detective work. He's incredibly impatient. He talks a big game about being tough & alone but melts when he sees a baby. #He's a fucking murder machine who can't stand the sight of blood. #He's just SO MUCH FUNNIER if you let him be /normal/. #...Also his itty bitty glasses are stupid and I love them so much. #They're so tiny they can't be much help seeing anything. They're too thick to be anything but prescription. #(This man is absolutely blind without them. Fight Me.) #More personality in those glasses than in 90% of the literally thousands of pages worth of Knightfall omnibuses. #// #jean paul valley #dc azrael #azbats #batman #knightfall #batman knightfall

[maraeffect]

there is literally not a worse feeling that exists than the feeling that you just annoy people.

#just doesn't exist. I'm so fucking isolated right now i absolutely hate it. and the people that ARE close to me? #i feel that i annoy them the most and one of them is actively pushing me away #i can't find anyone to be friends with me IRL here in Jersey. it's been almost nine months here #and I don't have a single IRL friend. i try online apps and support groups but nothing clicks #and the people that chat with me on the apps stop answering after 2 messages. #my own best friend of like 8 years won't even fucking talk to me. not bc she hates me or anything #but she is so fucking caught up in her own head that she literally avoids me. so that sucks!! #i know she's suffering bc she is so worried about me but. it's a really big slap in the face that #we've supported each other thru thick and thin the past 8 years. and i dropped everything for her more than once #but in my time of biggest need when I'm the most alone I've ever been in my adult life??? #she cannot show up for me. that fucking sucks. #and I've distanced myself from my only close family bc they've severely mistreated me so. #all i have is my partner. who means the world to me and sacrifices so much to help me!! #but it comes at the cost of CONSTANTLY feeling like a huge fucking annoyance to the only person in my life #who is genuinely able to show that they love and care for me. that's literally awful to feel. #we just had our 5 year anniversary and i needed something really celebratory so badly. #and it didn't happen and our ''anniversary'' was just at home #and our official anniversary of starting dating is on veterans Day. and we won't even be in the same fucking region #so I'll be alone with my shitty family. #i hate it i feel so unappreciated and unwanted and like nothing about me is ever enough. #negative #audio

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

calling the crisis line to talk about that bit in The Thick of it S1 E2 when Hugh is hid in the cupboard and Malcolm tells him to come out and his voice is all soft and gentle because it turns me on makes me feel.…things (?)

#the thick of it #in the loop #malcolm tucker #hugh abbot #i need a therapist #daddy issues #maybe my dads anger issues had long lasting effects on me… #nah #malcolm tucker is hot #falling for men with anger issues #crisis line #i’m fine #and when he says darling #absolutely fuck Chris Langham though #he’s a prick