#WHY THE FANNY PACK

[pacifistcowboy]

metal on da fanny pack, what crimes will she commit

#she also lost a leg but it’s okay she’s fine #so many people post about metal bein’ a trans girl that it’s just kinda true in my head now #so she gets she/her’d #why did i post this? idk i like fanny packs and sonic and most people i interact with seem to like metal sonic a lot #metal sonic #fanny pack #sonic the hedgehog #sonic

[unproduciblesmackdown]

why did he do this (rhetorical) (profoundly affected)

#obviously referenced from start to finish. half second shots that kill #you go ''i was already Changed by the mere socked glasses flip / kick gifs. i'm ready'' but you are actually collapsed on the ground #raising my hand as one of the handful of randos who stood up suddenly these past few months like why yes i Will watch your films then #and also as [guy lecturing & emphatically pointing to laptop] i have to do everything myself the undereye coloring is a distinctive trait #fashion icon shit around here also i'm not kidding in the least #i want well another pair of glasses for one & graphic tees short shorts a fanny pack a calculator(?) buttonsy digital watch i completely do #also again with the adhd these flashbacks were beautiful. inspiring. revelatory. profound (cont.) #it's also occurring to me that i've watched a couple movies for the first time recently and it was like. man cmon #one horror one that was like. I Said Man Cmon. another non horror one that was just like an unending shrug #all the more appreciation like yeah hey a horror movie and also just a movie where it's like yes i'm completely along for the ride wahoo yay #raising my third hand as a correct opinions about media haver #corned beef #it #no time to be coy i was here three and greater than three years ago. and just nowadays; evidently: #reddie #online listicle video voice The Couple Of Dozen V Varied Moments From The IT Movies That Drew Blood (Mine) #whoever came up with this sequence i'm kissing on the mouth like my god. again: profound #the power of the rileable using their end of things as their plausible deniability. like oh god i hope he thinks i'm cool. ok asshole Enough #being the guy Just Standing There like fellas the boy you're in love with very insistently did this wyd (only caring abt literature) #adding a 50% pink overlay like it comes time to make these coloring choices & i put on a vivacious song to inspire having fun / being myself #great choice imo. now to slide right under that midnight est wire

[skaianettechsupport]

Gamzee for a troll lineup im slowly working on ^^ Kanaya is next (order is pretty arbitrary so far)

#i think he looks very sweet <3 #and he deserves a little fanny pack to keep his trinkets in #its that clear jelly plastic that all the stuff in the late 90s early 2000s was made out of i like to think he'd be obsessed with that #its why he likes the inflatable furniture #gamzee #gamzee makara #homestuck #skaianetposting #skaianettechsupport #skaianet art repository

[nyctophobia-au]

Slorp.

#hollow knight #hollow knight au #au #Auri <3 #my boy <3 #I thought he would look like a total dad in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses #and I was right dammit #this is barely art honestly #the pale king #i spent way too much time on this #and yet it is a shitpost #why did I shade it? #I could not tell you #mf probably wears a fanny pack too

[arctic-hands]

Has anyone gotten the Cane Buddy to actually stay put on their cane? It's "secured" to the cane by wrapping Velcro around the body of the cane, but like I think the makers forgot that canes are in general pretty damn smooth so no matter how tightly I pull the Velcro it keeps sliding down to the very bottom, which a) poses a dangerous trip hazard if you don't constantly readjust it, and b) the act of readjusting it either means bending my back the act of which has been declared verboten by both my rheumatologist and my physical therapist or lifting my cane off the ground which defeats the purpose of using a cane both for balance reason and for not putting pressure on my fucked knee

#cane #cane user #cane buddy #cripplepunk #cpunk #in the Before Times i carried a backpack for my Emergency Crohn's Kit but then i was forbidden from carrying things #then i got a lightweight rolling suitcase to lug things around on #*in #but while effective was an ordeal because complete strangers were always snidely asking if i was going on vacation #which is annoying just as a one-off but i heard it CONSTANTLY and i don't know why? it barely looked any different from a rolling backpack #the ableds are not okay #it was to the point i almost got a bumper sticker to put on it telling them to get off my dick #anyway i can't walk very well with both hands occupied because i need an arm to swing for balance #so i can't use the cane and drag along the rolly bag at the same time very easily #so that's where the cane buddy and various funky fanny packs come in #which still isn't perfect because neither has room for a spare change of clothes but i can carry most everything else i need in both #in theory #cane bag

[guinevereslancelot]

i actually love the comeback of bucket hats and mom jeans and big glasses and fanny packs and clunky shoes personally. i was born to dress like a dorky tourist from the 90s

#ever since middle school i have tried to follow trends and felt fundamentally like i qas doing it wrong and it didn't work when i did it #i couldn't pull it off it was forced and dumb even when i dressed and did my hair exactly like everyone else #so i gave up on being trendy bc it was never fun and didn't work #but i was so excited when mom jeans came back bc they're actually comfy then i saw cool fashionable people w fanny packs and i was like :0 #no way!! #then i found a cute floral bucket hat at goodwill and i was like hm why not and it actually rocks ngl #i finally got a new pair of glasses bc of headaches and i went ahead and got some big af 90s looking ones and they actually look good on me? #i know im lowkey dressing like a high schooler now but im finally having fun with my clothes and enjoying the way i look #also i got a haircut and its a bit retro and fun and finally my hair isnt in my face bc i tried bangs and i actually look nice for once #also the great thing abt the dorky 90s tourist style is its really practical and easy #like im comfortable and i have storage and my hair looks good no matter what with zero maintenance #i still dont wear makeup ever tho lol #but im glad there's finally a way to be fun and fashionable for lazy dorky people lol #i know some people complain abt the bucket hats and fanny packs and stuff but idc im having fun finally #this has been a shitpost

[gingericywolf]

Rewatching the jurassic world movie for the first time since it came out. I've forgotten so much it's honestly like watching it for the first time.

Seeing Masrani in the pink shirt and the sunglasses instantly made me think of episode 1 Kenji and how much kenji does look up to Masrani.

Also one of the raptors is referred to as male at one point? (At least in the italian version) But aren't they all female?

#jurassic world #camp cretaceous #kenji kon #jwcc #jw #jurassic world: camp cretaceous #jwcc s1 #also Gray with the fanny pack and the blue shirt? Ben? #imagine if the indominus didn't escape and claire got her nephews to join the camp even for just day #darius would finally have someone to bounce dinosaur facts with #and kenji and zach would be a menace to everyone #simon masrani #gray mitchell #zach mitchell #or even if the indominus escaped just a bit later #but the kenji and masrani thing really just made my brain go. the fact that he saw masrani die #i really haven't seen this explored much in the fandom. how he deals with it #I'm making myself cry #edit: I remember now why I don't watch this movie as often as the og JP #by the end of it I get pissed off. and especially now even more adter camp cretaceous #trying to now connect timelines in my brain is also making it explode

[hundredsspoons]

Everything about Knives's marketing is baffling to me

#trigun #trigun stampede #WHY A FANNY PACK #WHY IS HE NAKED IN THE PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL #WHY IS HE IS WEARING A SNUGGY WHEN HES NOT NAKED #WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ON STEROIDS #WHAT IS GOING ON

[istherewifiinhell]

New TURTS described... Kinda long cause they are NEW baby. And I'm in detail noticing mode. Rip to Leo for being my measuring stick default to compare the others its just. [Gestures]. Also including the details u can kinda see but im backing up with the weapon full shots that are also out there.

[The Mutant Mayhem Turtles. The style has large smooth colours with extra line details on top that can "break" the lines. They have flat boxy plastron in yellow, and rounded carapaces that over hang their torsos in brown. The turtles have their eye masks and elbow, knee and wrist coverings in their colours. And also have their initials on their belts. Their weapons are chunky and dinged up. Each image has a coming soon water mark.]

[ID: Leo in a even, bent knee stance, holding one katana with his arm across his body, and other fist at his hip. His sheathed sword has the word "RULEZ" scratched into the hilt. He smiles determinedly. Leo has a shoulder strap along with his belt.]

[ID: Raph in a deeper, weight forward stance, sais gripped with the tines between his fingers, one arm bent in front, the other farther back. He scowls, teeth grit. He looks to be wider and stockier that Leo, and perhaps tinted a bit more yellow-green. His eye mask is a hood that covers the whole upper half of his head. He has a pouch on his belt and looks to have broken the buckle with his initial on it before.]

[ID: Mikey mid jump, legs tucked up and arms up wielding his nunchaku (which have stickers on the handles) behind him. He smiles excitedly, and we can see he has braces. He looks to be the lithest of the bunch, and is tinted a darker cool tone green.]

[ID: Donnie, also jumping, one leg bent one outstretched. He grips his bo staff in both hands, one high one low. It's carved with some angular shapes in the middle, and his name in katakana on the end. He also has stickers on it. He looks to be the lankiest of the bunch and is a warmer yellow green. His eye mask is a hood as well and he wears glasses. He has headphones around his neck, a fanny pack, and a phone tucked into his belt.]

#some shit #turbles... #mutant mayhem #why not. #new kids!!!! #they look so froggie i loveeeee them. esp mikey cause hes hopping lol. #leo and raphs poses make me so happy from a. baby took a martial art years ago. like. leos doing the fist at home. thats right were it goes #(<- in one specific stance in one specfic discipline) #versus raph having the more heavy movement stance. good. blessed. #mikey almost looks like hes skipping rope... sweet boy with the hops. #and like!!! donnie!!!!! we all know. we all know. look hes all kitted out like the coolest kid on the field trip. #what secrets does he keep in his fanny pack dgdhd #oh yea and shells. big!!! look like they could fit in there no problemmmmm #i like that the seem maybe a bit 87 inspired but they have the side shell part lol

[chilled-ice-cubes]

his fashion sense enthralls me

#he ALWAYS wears a fanny pack. why? what reason? what do you have in there jamie?? #anya.txt #ted lasso liveblog #ted lasso

[bipercykin]

what if i bring my stuffed animal to pride tomorrow. literally what then.

#yes i am 20 years old. why do u ask #to be fair her little shirt does say ‘emotional support bear’ and i have anxiety so. She Lives Up To The Title #mara.txt #also i was gonna wear this dress i have that’s coincidentally the lesbian flag but then i remembered i have a green and orange dress that— #—matches my miss piggy and kermit sneakers and i think that’s a much clearer pride flag than anything else #also the mitski fanny pack i’m gonna bring with me

[jrueships]

my pretty pretty hot girl

and his excitable sticky iPad kid son who cries and throws his incredibly bulky and padded ipad whenever he dies in roblox

#very young single mother who has a best friend relationship with her daughter type beat #jaren looks like he has a hot girls eyebrow slit but it's just a scar #jrue has one on the other eyebrow which is very amusing to me bcs he probably knows nothing abt eyebrow slits #and who wears them and why #jaylen: i like that eyebrow slit. (i know what you are.) #jrue: thanks dude :] (he likes my forehead trauma???) #why is jaren cunting in the voting center 😭😭?? #out of all the mad scientists at the mad scientist comvention #i am the only hot bitch here #hes genuinely so beautiful can u guys believe it“ #IT'S BEEN A YEAR OF NO BTTM JARE BEAR FIC WHEN IVE DEMANDED IT #DO U GUYS THINK THIS IS FUNNY #hUH #U THINK THIS IS FUNBY ?!??!?!? #MY SKIN HAS MELDED TO MY RIBCAGE #I AM SO HUNGRY. I AM SO HUNGRY. #ggs fanny pack thing 😭 #it's like strapped in a way thatll remind him it“ #s there so he wont forget he has essentials on him #'i know where my number 2 pencil is bcs i have a number 2 pencil pocket protector labeled number 2 pencil pocket protector 😸' #gg #jaren #hot bitch and her socially malnourished son

[clannfearrunt]

At this rate I’m just going to become some kind of antihistamine peddler at work. Oh you’ve got bad allergies? *opens fanny pack* I’ve got Allegra, generic brand Claritin, and if you’re really feelin it…. some extra strength Benadryl. But beware the drowsiness

#I bought a fanny pack for the express purpose of carrying allergy medicine back in November #Con stop yapping #the other day I was crouched on the ground with my head in my hands between customers and my coworker found me and was like #‘’did you take a Benadryl :(‘’ #yeah. I did. #I don’t know why I have the other shit only Benadryl seems to work anymore

[innytoes]

So @floating-in-the-blue was telling me about her ‘Alex gets turned into a kitten’ AU and we discussed the perfect cuteness of Willie wearing Alex’ hoodie and Tiny Kitten Alex poking its head out of the pocket and well... LOOK AT THEM.

(Edit: YOU CAN GO READ THE FIC NOW)

#art #willex #julie and the phantoms #willie throckmorton #alex mercer #kind of #AUs are awesome #I drew a thing #why is alex a kitten? because fanfic is why #also discussed: tiny kitten Alex half stuffed in the fanny pack while Willie skates around with him #imagine what kind of a menace alex would be to the rest of the band #he has tiny claws and you can't yell at him because he's too cute and he KNOWS IT

[robbed-ghost]

Don’t even SPEAK to me if you haven’t experienced Jensen Ackles singing Rapture by Blondie in the most white bread way possible

Everyone freaking out at his bare ass. This is a man that loves his job. Gets groovy with it. Drops everything to cover blondie. Fab five Freddy told me EVERYBODY’S fly. Everybody’s got a fly ass. Not everyone can sing Rapture like this.

#jensen ackles #the boys #soldier boy #everyone keeps thirsting over his ass. his literal ass. I could not care less. LISTEN TO THE GROOVE. #it’s not even singing isn’t that beautiful #what is this sound and why do I love it so MUCH #his ass this his face that. can he sing like he’s wearing a Fanny pack and has to pick his kids up from soccer later #that’s all I need

[annemarieyeretzian]

laerryn trying to stick the celestial bow fragment into her clutch, muttering “stupid tiny bag!” 😂

#clutches don’t hold shit #part of why I have embraced my age and started carrying fanny packs #annemarie watches critical role #critical role #laerryn coramar-seelie #laerryn #exandria unlimited: calamity #exandria unlimited #exu: calamity #exu calamity #exu #calamity #excelsior