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cuntyfieddemon · 9 months

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yes hi hello no you cannot play darth vader's theme while anakin and ahsoka are smiling at eachother it is illegal thanks for coming to my ted talk

#EVILLLLL #why would you #star wars #ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka series #ahsoka #anakin skywalker #darth vader

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barnbridges · 6 months

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this morning i have OPINIONS and they do include that maybe you should read books on your own and not listen to social media sites. maybe you should, if anyone, support literary magazines and universities for your reading choices. maybe you should discover an author by accident at a bookstore.

#if you want to watch youtube watch fucking john/hank green's crash course literature it's very nice imo #the only tiktok shelf i respect was done by 4fara15 for carturesti in romania #she just recommended classics and i respect that deeply #any other tiktok booktok whatever shelf ive seen at that bookstore is VILE #the spicytok shelf is ugh #why would you #anywhomst

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wentzmp3 · 1 year

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Today’s mood

#pete what if im at lunch at you drop something? where will that leave me?#why would you #fob #fall out boy #fob8 #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #fob meme

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poppy-metal · 2 years

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Leaving this as a good morning text, just to bully you some more, you know you like it...

From the series of mean Steve, the man has so much self control and restraint when he really puts his mind to it. He won't even tease you, because that would mean getting his attention, no, when he's mean and wants to be rude, he just ignores you, going on about your activities together, but barely looking at you, or barely kissing you, well, at least kissing you the way you want.

And it doesn't get any better. When he finally kisses you like you want, it doesn't last long before he pulls away, patting your cheek as if to tell you that you'll have to wait some more, just because he feels like it.

He would sit himself on the couch, turning on the tv, his thighs spread open as he flicks through the channels. You settle in the small armchair next to the couch, your knees up to your chest as you look at him through the corner of your eye, anticipating the moment he'll put the remote down and make his next move.

Once he doesn't find anything interesting he throws the remote aside, his hand settles into his lap as the other swipes through his hair, twitching his nose. You're about to open your mouth, say something along the lines 'are you hungry?' or 'want to cook something', but it remains clamped shut when the heel of his hand presses against his crotch, moving it ever so slightly.

You think you may burst into pieces, already knowing what's to come, and how long he'll be able to keep it up. When Steve is in this kind of mood and takes matters into his own hands, he rarely lets you touch him. His sweats make access easier, though he keeps his palm atop them, rubbing his hand over himslef and squeezing his length, liking to feel it swell in his hand. On the tv there's nothing interesting playing, because what could be more interesting than the beautiful man ready to touch himself a few feet away from you?

You tuck your lip between your teeth, trying to remain focused on the screen, but whatever entertainment program is playing doesn't manage to capture your focus. By your side, you notice, Steve is toying with the cord of his sweats, tugging them free before slipping his hand inside them, the material of his boxers being the only thing left between his hand and his hardening cock which is starting to bulge at his sweats nicely. He barely takes a deeper breath when his cock juts against his palm.

You shift in your seat, head turning towards him and the sight of his pink lips curling upwards the slightest bit has you nearly stomping you way to him and shoving his hand away from himself. Shuffling his sweats down to his mid-thigh, he drags his blunt nails over his length lightly, just as you would normally do.

He toys with himself like that; scratching at his thighs, palming his cock and pulling at his hair under the pretext that it's falling in his face hand tries to get it to stay back, though you notice the way his lips part with a gasp, making your cunt flutter around nothing.

You don't even know how you're still alive as he pulls his cock out, his flushed tip slapping to his stomach, but you continue watching him, instinctively your mouth getting wetter. Dipping his finger into the slit, he brings the bead of precum up to his lips, licking it clean before spitting in his palm, and after what feels like an eternity, he finally wraps his hand around himself, beginning to jerk himself off at a normal pace, not too slow and not too fast, simply taking the small amounts of pleasure that come with it.

The barely there whisper of your name has you squeezing your thighs tighter, swollen clit throbbing at the lack of touch. Each time his hand rises to the tip he twists his fist around himself, creating that good friction he's searching for. His head drops back against the couch, adam's apple bulging at his throat and bobbing as he swallow something which might've been a moan.

His tongue darting out to lick his lips as he leans forward, letting a bead of spit trail down his tongue and fall to the head of his cock, bringing his other hand to his length, wrapping just below his right one. Using his saliva as a lubricant he spreads it over himself as best he can before curling a finger towards you.

"Come here..." He breathes out. As soon as the words leave his mouth you're practically jumping off the armchair and shuffling to his side expectantly, sitting down between his legs when his head motions for you to do so. "Show me your tits." He orders, leaving no room for arguing as you urgently pull your sweater over your head and unhook your bra, tossing them carelessly aside while pushing your arms closer together, your breasts pressing against one another in the process.

Steve groans, almost wanting to ask you to jerk him off with them, but he keeps his cool, well as cool as one can be while jerking themselves off rapidly with two hands, his grip tight on himself as he works in earnest to bring himself over the edge.

You watch in awe as he leans back in his seat, hips bucking into his hands with an almost whiny moan of your name, the sound pulling at your heartstrings so you shuffle closer, fingers toying with your nipples, while looking up at him, barely seeing his brown irises, his blown pupils covering them whole.

"Fuck, shit! Open up f'me." He says, shuffling closer to the edge of the couch, the tips of his ears and nose being bright red with anticipation. You open your mouth for him, sticking your tongue out and puffing your chest out to catch all he has to offer. You hear it before you feel it. His stomach tenses, pushing a guttural moan out of his throat before ropes of cum land over the lower part of your face and your chest and tits, covering them in his mark as he rides out the high. He keeps fucking into his hands, overstimulating himself slightly before letting go, laying limply against the couch.

He pushes some cum from the corner of your lips back into your mouth, using his thumb, letting it toy with your bottom lip after, mumbling a soft praise for being so patient and good for him.

Later, he has you sitting on his face, grasping your waist tightly to encourage you to grind your puffy and needy clit over his lips, letting you take whatever you need.

im no longer alive.

#ask #you cant. the sweatpants #the 'show me your tits.' man. fuck you.#why would you #when you. when he. when #man #stevie #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington smut

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a-hazbin-reader · 3 months

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This is that WIP I was talking about. Have the flats done for the two of them. You should definitely click on it, because tumblr hates clarity.

After they get more control of their demon form, they end up threatening Valentino on Angel's behalf, absolutely pissed. Alastor finds out, and is like, "He could have KILLED you!"

Lamb is like, "And?"

And Alastor realizes he cares, and fucking takes off and hides for a bit to figure shit out. Meanwhile, the lamb is getting sick because their contract thinks THEY tried to run away, therefore weakening them so he could track them down if necessary.

Anyway, they do eventually figure stuff out, but the beginning of their 'relationship' is a little angsty. Not to mention, they eventually find out they could have ended up in Heaven, before he confesses...

lol. I will stop spamming you with my lamb for now hahha

No way you just brought more angst to this blog how could you-

#STOP NOT THE LAMB #NO MY BABY #WHY WOULD YOU #HURT ME LIKE THAT

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multi-kpop-fanfics · 2 years

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This with wonwoo

*nsfw link

link to the video

the dude in the video reminds me of this wonu😵

even the hands of the guy are similar to wonwoo's 😭😭😭

like- he'd definitely use that to punish you and put you in your place for being a fucking brat or disobeying him (example: you touched yourself while he was away)

I cannot continue this I'm too devastated you definitely slayed me💔

#JENNA I HATE YOU #WHY WOULD YOU #wonwoo smut #svt wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #svt smut #seventeen smut #seventeen #sapphichui #jenna the menace #answered✨#nsfw📹

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turkey-sandwich · 1 year

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By some weird turn of events that Yumenosaki does shut down, I feel like some idols might transfer to Shuuetsu/Reimei

Like, I'm sure the Himemiyas wouldn't just let Tori, their first born son and all that high class jazz, have unfinished education and might send him to a prestigious school like Shuuetsu or smth (yuzuru would flip if that happened tho lmaoaoao), same with tsukasa and they might send him to Reimei with Kohaku (SUOU-OUKAWA COUSIN BONDING SUPREMACY)

Hell, maybe the twins going to Shuuetsu bcs of ibara (he'd also probably say smth across the lines of "it'll benefit him when the time comes" lmao ok ibaba, we know you care abt the aois)

Idk maybe I'm just wanting for more Shuuetsu/Reimei content and lore

This is just a bunch of my random thoughts abt the possible aftermaths of the event that don't make much sense. They won't abolish Yumenosaki for reals, right??? Right?????????

#ensemble stars #ensemble stars!! music #enstars #ibara saegusa #tori himemiya #kohaku oukawa #tsukasa suou #hinata aoi #yuta aoi #ok but like. who made that decision of abolishing yumenosaki what the fuck #why would you #do you not care abt the education of these children???#do you not want them to graduate??? to develop into functioning members of society????#is that it????#but also ik for a fact that aira would Not Survive reimei actually #but also imagine the soon to be third years/second year in shuuetsu/reimei uniforms #im having a lot of thoughts abt the graduation again

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my-name-is-daniel-yes · 1 month

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i hate decorations on staircase railings, i hate decorations on staircase railings, i ha

#WHY do you feel the need to cover something meant to be held #the minor inconvenience of having to stop walking so that your hand can skip over the decoration to hold railing is annoying #sorry. my school put balloons all over the railings and only left like small gaps in between so i got annoyed while i was using the stairs #but still #WHY would you #if someone needed to catch the railing because they're falling how are they supposed to grab on when there are balloons on there #WHY #i cannot walk on stairs without holding support. i get off-balance easily and its an irrational fear thing

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sleepinginmygrave · 4 months

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꒰ 💭 ꒱ HII this is Your Annoying Tumblr Mutual 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ (iykyk) i've got some questions for youuu but no pressure ofc .ᐟ

✴ hopeless romantic or hopeful unromantic?

✴ what do you think is the best thing about you?

✴ let's say you're about to get into a fight... WHAT SONG STARTS PLAYING AS YOUR SOUNDTRACK??

✴ what cliche (romantic or not hehe) do you wish for the most?

✴ a song that reminds you of someone?

(SORRY I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFT I THOUGHT I POSTED IT 😭 guess not)

HIII TYSM FOR THIS ASK!!! <333

btw your not annoying at all i love receiving random questions <3

okay idrk because i've never ever liked someone romantically? and i don't really care about it (i'm aroacespec so) so i don't know how to answer sorry :')

oh this is hard 😭 idk maybe that i really try to see beauty in everything i see? (this question took me a solid 5min and my answer is so bad sorry 💔)

OH okay hmmm let me look through my playlist okay i think Verbatim by mother mother (any song by them really)

okay this is hard too hmmm maybe dancing in the rain with someone? i don't even know if this is cliché or not but it just sounds so nice :] even just holding hands i think i never held hand with someone just for the hell of it

this song remind me of my cousin bc we used to listen to it all the time this summer :] that was my first thought

tysm for all those questions i really enjoyed it <33333

#hehehe when people ask me questions like that m so happy :D #<3333 #ask #moi #(sorry for the late answer btw 😭)#i have to say it again but i think you're so so so so cool like omg i'm so honoured you even talk to me #like????#why would you

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myfuckingpenexploded · 4 months

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