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1982's Amazing Heroes #13 cover by the great Kevin Nowlan.
#star wars#luke skywalker#leia organa#darth vader#moody#kevin nowlan#fantagraphics books#80's#70's#1982#not a jedi yet#Sith Lord#skywalker family#who's your daddy#a new hope#1977
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I will never be over this!!😩🥵
#roman reigns#big daddy uce#daddy? sorry! daddy? sorry!#wwe smackdown#wwe#who's your daddy#tribal chief is my Daddy
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Tim: Oh look, all my dreams have come true, a world where I was never born!
*concerned glances all around*
Tim has lived this long for a reason, and that reason is not because he sits on his ass and wallows like a little bitch. It’s because he puts his big-boy stilettos on and gets shit done.
Person: wait, how did you walk all that time on such a severe injury?
Tim: what, you've never had to disassociate completely, retreating into your brain and adopting the mind of a separate persona who is no longer you and is therefore uninjured?
Person:...what...!?
Tim: I've named it the Disconnection Disco Maneuver.
Tim going undercover as a girl:
Tim’s doing a run of the full girly pop experience. No pockets, purse full of random shit, pain from heels, and getting lipstick on shit all the time
While normally Tim would run towards the terrified screaming, right now he’s just going to be pretty much useless, so he’s going to make an intelligent decision and proceed in the opposite direction. For his health and safety.
SIKE!
Tim is walking towards the screaming. As per his job description as a whack job vigilante.
Nobody who puts on themed skin-tight Kevlar and flips off buildings is sane (or straight), and Tim likes to make sure he represents his species in all situations.
Tim: it isn't paranoia if they're really out to get you!
Me: ...Tim, they aren't in this universe--
Tim: BUT THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE, AREN'T THEY?!?!
Tim, after stealing a Hello Kitty knife: the packaging said ‘for fruit.’ I’m a fruit, it’s for me. I didn’t steal it, it had my name on it.
Doctor: Name?
Tim: Tim.
Doctor: Full name?
Tim: Timothy but call me Tim.
Doctor: Full name?
Tim: Timothy Tim McTimmers.
Doctor:
Tim: Go ahead. Call me on it.
Jason: so why did you have heels in your bag?
Tim: just used them while posing as a flight attendant for an 11 hr flight. and then another hour or so to scam some guys at a bar. no big, nothing major 😇
Jason: I need you to know, I understood nothing you just said.
Tim: *monotone* I hate it.
Batfam: “Oh shit, sorry. We’ll just take that back-“
Tim: *hisses like a feral cat and hunches around plush with his claws out *
Batfam: “…oh! He’s Damian!”
Tim: “I hate Jason. Also, he stays here or I will enact the violence.”
Batfam: “Yeah, totally Damian.”
Tim: “Ra’s can bite the entirety of my ass. Duck that guy and his wierdo desire to get me back!”
Batfam: …..
Tim: “Sorry about being all fighty. I’ve just gotten used to people I’m living with randomly trying to stab me.”
Batfam: “Damian, did you have an older brother Talia was still keeping from us?”
Tim: “Oh please, like this is the first time I’ve gotten poisoned this month,”
Batfam: “Damian, please answer your texts before he tries to shiv the nurse again.”
“Oracle: The results are in . . . Tim is NOT your child!
Dick: *gasps*
Jason: *flips a table*
Bruce: I can fix that”
#tim drake#incorrect quotes#dimension travel#tim drake incorrect quotes#cross dressing#lack of self care#no self preservation#tim drake is an idiot#paranoia#bad health#bad patient#poor hapless hospital staff#bar#scamming#stabbing#nonconsensual stabbing#mentioned poisoning#who's your daddy
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This isn’t a serious suggestion or anything, but have you considered calling your Hazbin AU “Who’s Your Daddy”?
...I am now between three names.
#ask#anonymous#well three and a half#Angelspawn or Angelblood#Devil's Bastard#Who's Your Daddy#Lucifer you ARE the father!
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When singleton is asking for it,just give it in,Ladies&Gents of course,let this stachdaddy,give the satisfaction you crave for💕💕💕.
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A Quick Pic Essay . . .
Looks like someone is about to start a challenge.
Delilah has arrived at La Fiesta Tech, moved into a dorm, and became a Young Adult. Then she promptly moved out into a residence with another college student (she has no simoleans to speak of) foregoing the start from scratch type challenge points.
Delilah is living it up and starting her family at university using mods recommended by @acottonsocksims2 .
Baby 1 is Twins! I don't know why. I chose "choose original amount" and that's what she got. Little Atomica and little Attila have joined the household.
If Delilah looks familiar, she's "the purple pants guy" from @esotheria-sims . I'm playing the "Who's Your Daddy?" challenge found here. The link goes to the Sims 2 guidelines. There are Sims 3 and 4 versions, too.
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Ji Ho is still asleep after he almost drowned. We all wait for him to wake up to tell us what happened.
Shall we ask him what we really want to know?
Ji Ho...
(no poses used)
From the Beginning ~ Underwater Love ~ Latest
#Underwater Love#The Four Horsemen#simblr#who's your daddy#The Sims Story#ts4 simblr#sims 4 story#Luci at the Space Bar#Vladimir Tepesz#Woo Ji Ho#Luci#Ji Ho and Luci#Copperdale#to hell and back?#Space (Balls) Bar & Grill & 'Residence'
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I started playing around with chapter 12 Audio tonight since I was finally feeling better.
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Daddy's home next Friday!!🎉🎊🎇
#roman reigns#big daddy uce#the only daddy☝️😩🫦#wwe smackdown#WWE#daddy's coming home#hey daddy#who's your daddy#tribal chief is my daddy!!!
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The Sun and Moon Show - Sun and Moon play “Who’s Your Daddy” - sentence starters
1. “I am a tree.”
2. “So far I’m not finding much things that could help me in my quest for death.”
3. “No, no no no no! What are you doing? You’re not supposed to be drinking that, that’s _____’s drink!”
4. “Thanks for all the broken glass.”
5. “The only time you won in life is in video games.”
6. “That was not alcohol. I don’t know what that was, but that was not alcohol.”
7. “I punched you in my sleep.”
8. “I’m not even sure you are my _____! I look nothing like you!”
9. “You ate a rat?!”
10. “I turned a rat into a snack.”
11. “We go into everything blind. We never really prepare.”
12. “No! Let go of me! Let go of me! I can’t get out of your grasp!”
13. “What are you doing with me? You’re just taking me everywhere with your hands!”
14. “You have approximately 3 minutes to die.”
15. “You liar! You tricked me! You bamboozled me!”
16. “This time I will be handling you precisely. You shall not die under my watch.”
17. “What’s happening to me? Why am I green?”
18. “Stop it! Stop it! This is not how you treat a child!”
19. “Good job, ______. I think you win. I think, I don’t know.”
20. “I win! It seems as though I am clearly the better player in this game.”
21. “Ooh, fire.”
22. “I am now hidden. If I stay quiet and I don’t move, _____ won’t be able to find me.”
23. “What did you just eat? You can’t just eat whatever you want! I am in charge here!”
24. “You’re not gonna die! You’re not gonna die! Not on my watch!”
25. “I just pulled a ‘you’. I put the kid(s) to sleep.”
26. “How did you eat a tire?! That’s not possible! That’s literally not possible!”
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Pedro and diplo.
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Sure can't blame him.
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#snickers#we said i'm your daddy before he did and swore he would never say it#who's your daddy#roman reigns#theory#austin theory#vince mcmahon#money in the bank#summerslam#wwe#wrestling memes#wwe raw#paul heyman#the usos#the bloodline
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Who’s Your Daddy (2004) dir. Andy Fickman
#who's your daddy#who's your daddy 2004#andy fickman#y2k aesthetic#y2k movies#2000s cinema#comedy film#2000s film
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