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crow-the-unknown · 1 year

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Old Enough to Understand - a Sid fic from his POV

Sid the Kid they called him. Only, he wasn’t that kid anymore, and maybe he never had been. Sidney Crosby had been renowned for years, maybe his entire life, but he didn’t see it that way. He never had. Hell, Sid didn’t think he deserved the praise at all. He’d understood his talent for a long time, he’d been forced to at a young age. He’d had to get used to the swarms of reporters and agents that all wanted even a small piece to play in what they said would be his legacy of a career. One thing he’d never understood, however, was why it was just about him.

So many people had been absolutely essential in their back-to-back runs. Geno had been an absolute monster, Kris had been amazing, and… Flower. God, Sid missed him. People had come and gone through the years, it was another thing that any player had to get used to. Yet, out of everyone, Sid missed Marc-Andre Fleury most. In all honesty, he just missed it all. He’d been scrolling through old photos, his house dead silent except for the faint chirping of crickets. He’d come across old memories in his albums of those glory years. He’d been so young then. Sid thought back to lifting that cup for the first time, then the second, then the third… it all felt so long ago.

Sid came across a photo from 2016, it was blurry— almost vintage looking— and it was of him and Flower. They were side by side, still out on that same ice they won on, grinning like idiots. Flower was looking into the camera, holding up his index finger and Sid was turned to him, face crumpled with apparent and unhinged joy. Sid hesitated over the picture, thumb hovering over the screen as he debated scrolling past. To think that they could have played their entire careers together. It was all different now. Sid still had no friends on the ice, but off-ice… he had to admit that he missed being able to just drive to the goaltender’s house and chat. Sid looked up from where he was sitting alone on his couch, taking a deep breath in. He rubbed at the corners of his eyes absently, unaware of the small sadness that had crept into his soul and closed its hand around his heart.

“Gaaah,” Sid sighed quietly and stood. He was getting old.

He wandered aimlessly into his kitchen, staring blankly into his fridge as the light buzzed. Sid closed his eyes and shut the doors. He moved to the counter and leaned against it, elbows on the marble as he pulled out his phone and moved to his contacts. The glow of the screen was bright in the dark, and the soft noise of his phone’s ringtone sounded. Sid moved the phone to his ear as he searched distractedly through his cupboards for something to eat. He smiled as the call picked up.

“Hey, Flower… uh, how— how are you?” Sid began, barely restraining his smile of relief and love for an old friend. “Yeah, yeah that’s good… Oh, I’m alright.”

A moment passed as the now Minnesota Wild goaltender asked another question.

“Why’d I call? I don’t know… I was just missing a friend I guess. I was—” Sid rubbed the back of his neck nervously, messing with the short, ebony-black hairs at the base of his skull— “ I was looking through a bunch of old photos actually and I came across that one of you and me in 2016. I’ll have to send it to you.”

Fleury's laughter sounded from the other end. “I bet we looked like idiots.”

“We did,” Sid agreed and put Fleury on speaker as he found the picture again and sent it to the tender. “I just sent it to you.”

A few brief moments of silence passed before Fleury exclaimed, “Geez… we were so young. I never realized how scrappy your facial hair was—”

“Oh shut up,” Sid retorted, “like yours was any better.”

Fleury audibly sighed, “Got me there. But seriously, can you believe that was over five years ago? That’s crazy.”

Sid scoffed. Tell me about it, he thought. Their— his team was barely the same anymore. It still felt like he was that young kid, but so much time had passed. Him and Geno were veterans for the Penguins now. They’d won three Stanley Cups together, and in that time two captains had replaced his title of youngest NHL captain. In that time, Sid had become friends with an old enemy. In that time Sid had found more success than he deserved, and more friends than he could have ever hoped for. It’d taken him far too long to realize how much it all meant to him.

“Sid?” Fleury’s voice snapped him back to reality.

Oh yeah, Sid realized, still on call… “Hey, I, uh— I gotta go. I have… plans,” he stammered.

“Of course, Sid. I’ll talk to you later, okay? Have a good night.”

Sid said his farewell and quickly hung up. He knew that Fleury was probably aware he was lying, given that they’d been friends for so long, but he’d needed a quick way to end the conversation before he started feeling dimly sad again. Sid put his head down on the marble counter. After several quiet moments he swiftly strode out of his kitchen, snatching his keys off the counter and slamming his house door shut. He needed some air. A run would feel nice, especially in the crisp Pittsburgh weather.

So, Sid ran, Airpods securely in, music blaring. Maybe a hoodie and shorts wasn’t the best fit to be running in, but he didn’t care. He let the music take him, let the thudding of his shoes on the concrete distantly match the beat. He moved away the hazy nostalgia that clouded him, and grounded himself to the moment. Soon, the ache in his chest had gone and almost as if it knew, his playlist got quieter, slower. Calmer. Sid came to a halt at one of the lampposts, and he frantically pulled out his phone, pulling up Spotify. He froze as the words sunk in.

“Soon I hope, or as soon as I’m old enough

Old enough to understand

Old enough to understand…”

The night was so, so silent. Sid clicked off his phone and slid it into his pocket. He looked up to the sky, gazing at the few stars that were visible. He glanced at his watch, the screen came up and Sid’s brows rose slightly in amusement. He’d run a lot further than he’d thought… though, that often seemed to be his case.

So maybe it was time he stopped looking back, and maybe it was time he started moving on. Maybe then he could really appreciate these moments, and those ones from so long ago, and all the ones that were still to come. If Sid moved on he could embrace it all. The afternoon cafe chats with Flower, the stupid jokes he and Geno shared, the respect he and Kris had, and the strange friendship that had bloomed between him and a certain competitive Av named Nate. And yes, even the rivalry he’d experienced with Ovechkin or the years he’d been plagued with injury. All of it. The song faded away into quiet, but just like chapters of a book or years in a life, it continued forward to something new. Sid was ready to do just the same.

#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #mens hockey rpf #hrpf #nostalgic and kinda sad sid brings me life #also yes those are lyrics from pluto projector that i used #and no i am not okay over it #in the end i just miss flower #bring him back pls #sid needs his emotional support goaltender back #i didn't want to hint at any sorta relationship tho because i just wanted it to be about sid lol #anyways. crying over this #might pin this for a bit #also i'm working on getting all my fics to ao3 and wattpad don't worry

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geekforhorror · 1 year

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boo! i’m back from the dead! i’m currently writing some scream fics based off requests i’ve gotten in my inbox and you guys are so fucking creative it’s scary. i LOVEEE writing prompts you guys have given me so feel free to send more! i love u guys sm 🫶🏻

#yes im alive #im back #writing hiatus #scream fanfiction #american horror story #pls send requests #scream 6 #ethan landry #scream imagines #ahs fanfic #sidney prescott #stu macher #billy loomis

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ohmyeyesmyeyes · 1 year

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secret double life

sidney crosby x f!actress!reader

fc: dianna agron

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ynofficial: i apologise on behalf of makeup artists across the world. i have failed you and learnt nothing since i was 17, and for that i am deeply sorry. anyway, this has been a dream come true of mine - thank you for the opportunity vogue! (i apologise for the lateness, but the video is up on YT rn!)

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user12: you can do no wrong in my eyes, even if the foundation was the wrong shade

user13: she fr worked with it and said 'trust the process'

user14: i can feel the mascara wand in my eye

user15: HER RINGS FUCK WHAT IF THAT TWITTER THREAD WAS RIGHT

user16: the twitter thread was right what are you talking about??????

user17: was it all common knowledge or something?

user18: forgetting they're married is like never remembering that ryan reynolds was married to scarlett johansson

user19: was it just me or did anyone else hear a child laugh in the background?

user20: ME!!!!

user21: babe you're looking so good

user22: thank you for feeding us with this content

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gossip: after the news has begun recirculating, pittsburgh penguins legend, sidney crosby, has been seen attending a charity gala with his wife, actress y/n l/n. it is unknown as to how long the couple have been married, but rumours suggest 10+ years.

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user24: WHAT!!!!! THEY BOTH LOOK SO GOOD!!!!

user25: idk which one i want to bite first

user26: i'm praying for confirmation 🙏🙏

user27: it has only just occurred to me that people don't know about these two and it upsets me sm 😭

user28: parents

user29: they actually might be though

user30: I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS!!

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unofficialnhlnews: a reporter asked crosby if he had any family in the stands for today's 1000th game for the pens, he said yes and when asked (for the first time, nearly ever), who, he replied with "well, i flew out some of my family from home, but my wife's watching today."

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user32: CONFIRMATION WTF

user33: he was so open with it what

user34: BRO STARTED BLUSHING

user35: i don't think i've ever seen crosby smile like that

user36: if this is true, i'm thinking about the baby laugh in the background of her vogue grwm

user37: tbh if they've been together for that long they literally could have a kid fr

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ynofficial: apparently i lead a secret double life?

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user38: IS THAT CHILD YOURS? IS IT SIDNEY CROSBY'S KID?

user39: it'd be so funny if it is hers and sid's with the ovi jersey

user40: the armpit scribbler is definitely sid

ynofficial: he's one of the three 👍

user41: does that count as a hard launch??????????

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ynofficial: sid by me ❤ it's been an honour to experience life with you so far - i really fucking love you.

to the rest of you: i give you sid, and introduce you to mason and india!

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user45: *sharp inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAA

user46: he was so baby 😭

user47: SIDNEY CROSBY IS A DILF ⚠️ I REPEAT SIDNEY CROSBY IS A DILF ⚠️

user46: the baby in the #87 jersey i'm sobbing

user47: we said confirm pls and y/n and sid heard change lives

user48: oh 😭 my 😭 god 😭

user49: india and mason are so fucking cute

user50: the first picture is breaking hearts

user51: what about that kid that was wearing the ovi jersey?

ynofficial: mini ovi and mini crosby swapped jerseys after the all star game this year!! both dads cried

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ynofficial: y/n by me (sid) ❤ i really fucking love you, too

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user52: simple but romantic

user53: i'm crying

user54: THE ONES WHEN HE'S CUDDLING HER AHKSJGF

user55: the wedding photo lmao

user56: baby and bump

user57: i'm definitely dying alone

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ynofficial: 😋

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#sidney crosby x reader #sidney crosby social media au #nhl fic #nhl imagine #hockey fic #hockey imagine

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barzzal · 1 year

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call me crosby → interlude p.1

summary: Young, reckless, and rash, an unplanned pregnancy causes a massive rift in your relationship with then, cup-hungry 27 year-old Sidney Crosby. As he gets caught up in his own childish and selfish ways, confused to what was once certain, he lets you struggle alone. His absence reasons a miscarriage scare that leads you to end the relationship. Years after losing you, having to live a life that’s surrounded with the families his friends have built through the years embodies his greatest regret. Now with three cups and tons of awards at his disposal, Sid is given a chance to right his wrongs and win what was once the biggest loss of his life.

pairing: sidney crosby x fem!reader gen. warnings: language and theme, co-parenting, mentions of pregnancy & false miscarriage, sexual/suggestive themes, 18+ ch. warnings: angst, fluff (YES), language, harsh arguments, swearing genre: hockey rpf, fluff, angst, kid-fic, exes to lovers length: series; 4k masterlist: the barn, series masterlist TEASER #1 (2015)

note: yet another long wait is over!! as always, thank you all for being so patient about it. the interlude is a two-part chapter dedicated for what happened between sidney and reader in the past and why everything had to happen ;) pls pls tread lightly as these chapters contain sensitive themes. you may stop reading at any time should it make you feel uncomfortable. this is just a reminder that you are still responsible for what you consume. all that aside, happy reading <3 (gif used: mine)

disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. teasers, interviews, events, and the like that are included in the series are purely made for fictional purposes and do not/should not represent any of the names involved in real life. please proceed with caution.

It’s the first month of Summer in 2015 and what you had in mind was fairly simple: invite your dear friends for barbecue, host the gathering with the love of your life, and maybe share a laugh for when everyone ends up drunk way before dinner time.

That’s how it has always been for you. A routine that came and went with loving Sidney Crosby.

While it has already been a team’s tradition dating back when Mario was still Captain, these gatherings were often spearheaded by the WAGs of the Pittsburgh Penguins. That said, after all the years of being the Captain’s girlfriend, hosting these intimate events, especially for you and the other girls, became as important as wearing their jersey numbers.

It was your turn to host come the first week of June. Ana and Geno were the ones in charge of hosting the last team dinner. Now that it is your turn, it was safe to say that you have spent the last two weeks ensuring that everything will fall according to plan.

You’ve pictured the day with you catching up with the other wives and girlfriends while the guys gloss over the usual stuff of games and whatnot. Just a simple gathering of the family you were able to build with Sidney.

Well, that was the case until a distant voice called your name and pulled you back from where you were standing behind the kitchen counter.

She asked, “What’s gotten in you?”

You flutter your eyes, catching yourself holding a big bowl of salad you were meaning to put outside by the outdoor dining table.

“Uh- nothing. I’m sorry. I haven’t had enough sleep.” you lied.

“I told you, you got to take it easy. You’ve done more than enough. You do know you can just open up a few bags of chips, a few sixes, and we’ll be good to go, right?” she kids but earnestly tells you with the same bubbly smile on her face.

You give her a nudge, already smiling, “Cath, stop.”

“Come, I’ll help you with that.” she adds, aiming for the bowl you were holding. You let her take it from you with a sigh. Unknowingly, your palm reaches your forehead, as if to ease the stress out,

“I’m sorry. I’ve been feeling restless.” you break a laugh and continue, lying yet again. “I guess, you’re right. I might have overdone it.”

“Might? Yes, you have! You always go all out on these things.” she says, stating the obvious.

“I just want what’s best for the team.” you tell her.

Cath places the bowl down along with the rest of what you’ve prepared for the day.

“You mean for Sidney.” she gives you a side eye.

“Oh, stop it.” you roll your eyes.

“No, I know it’s not entirely for him but it’s surely mostly for him.” she goes again.

You give her a smile of retreat, replying in a sing-songy voice. “Things we do for the people we love.”

You may not have been wrong with what you had just said, but you’ve got to admit that whatever brunch-slash-barbecue-party you’ve managed to pull off, the very one that is now sitting in front of you, could barely reach the million other things you have willingly done for Sidney Crosby.

“Hey, listen.” Cath calls. You hum.

“I want to thank you for letting me bring Alex–”

Immediately, you need not find it necessary for her to continue once you’ve heard Sidney’s godson’s name. Catherine had already mentioned that she was having a hard time finding a full-time sitter she’s comfortable leaving Alex with. Not to mention, how it’s so long since she and Kris got a whole night to themselves. But for as long as she is concerned, the only thing she should be worried about is how seldom she asks you to sit for him.

“Don’t worry about it. You know how much I love him.” you assure her, frowning upon how you haven’t seen him since the Letangs arrived. “Where is he anyway? I barely got to carry him with everything going on.”

Your eyes wander across the backyard trying to find little Alex, only to see him laughing his heart out whilst being tossed mid-air by none other than his godfather.

“See, bringing him along had consequences,” Catherine shakes her head with a smile, retreating. “Who told these guys my son is a shiny new toy to be played with?”

A gentle smile creeps up your lips as you watch them from afar. You were sure you missed the rest of what Cath had to say. She rushes down the deck and lets herself be engulfed in Kris’ embrace, telling her to let Alex enjoy his time with his uncles.

Meanwhile, as you savor the view that is, Sidney interacting with a child, you find yourself holding your stomach, thinking of your own.

You were already six weeks and five days in when you found out about your pregnancy. Sidney had gone home to his folks in Nova Scotia and you were alone to sit and deal with the sudden news. Claire was the first person you told such news to. You did not have much of a choice. You were miles away from home and she was the only family you had in the city.

You were nervous and shocked. On top of all, you were scared. You were scared because you were not ready with such a huge responsibility. At least you know you’re not.

You and Sidney were always so so careful with these things. However, that one time the two of you have happened to have been careless– was also the time you have forgotten and missed a shot.

Why not tell Sidney? Truth be told, that was the very first question Claire had asked you the first time you met with her. You did not give her an answer other than you not being ready. But of course, that was not entirely true. You were not ready to tell Sidney because you do not exactly know how he would take it. You know he is going to be happy once he does, you just hope that that would be the case regardless of where he is now in his career.

You being pregnant is certainly a lot to take. But, as you stand watching from afar, seeing Alex with Sidney makes your heart grow tenfold. It is as if it was all enough to alleviate your worries away.

You have given yourself enough time to prepare how you would tell him the news. And even though you were still uncertain on how much you want to have this baby, you know that you intend to keep it.

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When Sidney’s Pittsburgh home was being built, a long dinner table that could seat as many members of the team was a primary factor in the decision. In the same table thereafter, he was able to host numerous dinner parties, all that he had to and did not.

Tonight, however, unlike all the other nights that have come and gone, two things were resting inside your guts. Sidney’s unborn child and the weight of such news for his father. But of course he was not the one who’s going to have to deal with that.

Every couple sat together while the bachelors were scattered in between. Perhaps, to fill in the gaps. Sidney was at the end of the table whilst Geno was on the other side. His hand was resting on top of Anna’s in contrast to yours that was, well – empty.

You were by Sidney’s side. Like always, you watch him as he glows. A smile of pride printed widely on his face, his eyes that have always become more meaningful in front of all these important people, and his words, words you know very well he’ll live up to great lengths as much as he could.

But somehow, even though you were sitting right beside him, you felt like you were the one who was actually seated at the other end of the table. Anyway, why should you? This has been pretty normal to you. This is your life.

After all, you’ve spent years contented with just ‘kind of’ being there, in the background – blending in. Always with a gentle and welcoming smile prepared. Always behind the captain.

That was normal to you and you accepted it with all of your heart because no matter how you felt, Sidney was able to compensate for that particular lacking. He made sure you were the one. May it be with a ring-less finger for all eight years, you were the one. Within arm’s reach or not, everybody knew who you were.

You remember the first time you met Sidney.

You were just an associate at your old firm. That morning, you happened to be the first one in the office. Another associate, who was supposed to aid a particular partner, was not there. You didn’t have a choice. Well, not that you were left with any.

You were told that the partner was scheduled to sign some hot-shot client. An athlete looking for representation. An athlete whose name you’ve never heard of. Nevertheless, you did not care because the only concern you had then was closing the deal. So, you did.

Sidney shook your hand at that meeting. You remember it vividly because clients do not usually pay that much attention other than to the senior partner. You were used to getting a look – a nod, whether welcoming or not, because that’s the most you get. However not with Sidney.

Not only did he shake your hand, Sidney introduced himself. He smiled at you and told you that it was nice meeting you. The man was polite. He knew how to pick the right words. Calculate and mature. He was a guy who knew his manners well. A standup guy. A true gentleman. A breath of fresh air in a dog eat dog world. It was true indeed; chivalry isn’t dead with Sidney Crosby.

You do not know how it happened, but somehow, years later – as soon as you left that firm, you got a message from Sidney Crosby asking if you’d be interested in going out with him.

After all those things, you have not been able to look back since.

Devoid of the fact that you don’t always stay in the background, Catherine sees a quiet smile from you. A very telling gesture from the woman who has stuck with the man for so long. However, it seemed as though something needed to be pieced out. She just did not know exactly where to look.

She takes a sip of her wine, trying to laugh at a joke aimlessly thrown at the table so as to take her attention away from you.

Why?

Because no matter how proud you are of Sidney, regardless of the approval look you had on your face, your eyes seemed to be wanting more. Perhaps more than what Sidney is prepared to give.

Catherine hopes she’s wrong.

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Anna was the last person you said goodbye to before you closed the front door.

The Letangs were the first ones to go because Alex was beat. The child was already sound asleep in Cath’s arms by the time Sidney was just talking about wanting to open a couple more bottles of wine.

Thankfully, he wasn’t able to. You were obviously unprepared for what's to come if people would have seen you not drinking. Or worse, putting Sidney in such an awful situation for why you’re having a hard time explaining why you haven’t touched a glass in the entire night.

You can’t simply have that happen.

You were busy putting away left-overs when you caught Sidney entering the room.

He gently puts the glass he’s holding down the kitchen island just as he comes near you. You feel him wrap his arms around your waist. He plants a small kiss atop your shoulder ever so slightly. You hum to acknowledge his presence, smiling to yourself.

“Tonight’s been fun. Thank you.” he breathes near your ear as he says it.

“You’re welcome, honey.” you softly return.

You feel his hands move from embracing your body to settling on your waist. They then swiftly move to your stomach, nearing your abdomen. You fail to bite back a smile as you feel a rather familiar sensation.

Slowly, Sidney draws small circles with his thumb, the fabric of your dress moving along with his finger. He plants sweet wet kisses on your nape. The two of you stay that way for a while before he takes all that’s in his will to let go of you.

He takes a whiff of your hair, indulging himself. You softly chuckle.

Sidney does the same and says, “I’ll go start with the dishes.”

The massive kitchen island parts you and Sidney in the middle, making home to a brief quietude that is now settling in the room. You watch his back move further away from you as he heads towards the sink, later on tending to a mountain load of dishes.

This is life with Sidney. You cook dinner, he washes the plates. The peace in the mundane, if you will. But while you’ve had a good time enjoying it on your own, you know it was meant to be shared with more than just you and Sidney.

“Having Alex around today was fun, you know.” you begin.

Sidney looks over his shoulder with quite a proud grin, unsuspecting. “Yeah, it really was.”

That was a good start.

“Listen,” you put away the last container in front of you.

“Cath told me she and Kris could use a bit of time to be alone.”

Sidney hums, washing the dishes still.

“I told her we can look after Alex whenever she needs to. I hope that’s okay?”

“He’s my godson. Of course, I’d be happy to.” he genuinely replies. To that, you felt relieved.

As you are, you take all the containers left atop the island so you could put the rest of it away in the refrigerator.

“That’s great! I’m sure they’d love to do it for us when it’s our turn.” you kiddingly say. Not that it isn’t going to happen anytime soon.

Immediately, the white noise coming from the faucet dissipates. Sidney was silenced, if not more, shocked by a notion shot mindlessly into thin air.

He laughs uncomfortably. He takes the white cloth to dry his hands just as he faces you.

Let the dishes be damned.

“W-What do you mean ‘our turn’?”

You see him wearing a smile he rarely ever shows.

“Well, I mean- when it is our turn to have an ‘Alex’ around.” you tell him. “Don’t you think they’d be happy to lend us a hand as well?”

Nervously, Sidney massages his nape, letting out yet another uneasy chuckle.

“You think about that kind of stuff?” he asks, scared of what the answer might be.

You walk back to the kitchen island and lean your hands on the cold marbled surface. The answer to the question has lingered in your mind even before Sidney had to ask.

“It’s been a while, honestly. But yes, I do.” you inform him with a foolish smile and frankly, with hope evident in your eyes. “I do think about it, Sid.”

He sees the look you had and is smart enough to avoid it. Though, not so much as to not let you catch a glimpse of it. He folds his arms close to his chest whilst his breathing becomes apparent. Almost as if panic was boiling in his guts, starting to kick in.

“We have not really talked about this, haven’t we?” you laugh at the sight of him totally freaked out.

“I suppose we haven’t.” he shortly replies, becoming uninterested.

Clueless of the matter, you tilt your head adorably, giving him a sweet smile. “Well, don’t you think we should?”

To which Sidney returns the same. He makes his way towards you so he can pull you closer. He plants a small kiss, just like he did moments ago, on your temple.

He answers blankly, one that comes right out his nose – one that he knows he doesn’t have to truly mean for you to think otherwise.

“I do.”

You look up at him, giving him a peck on his chin. “So why don’t we then?”

For a moment, you see him struggle for words. He blinks a few times, clears his throat, and finally lets go of you.

“Really?” he asks, hands now resting on his waist, “now?”

“Yeah, now.” You lean towards the table. You shrug your shoulders still wearing the same hopeful smile. Maybe even finding a freaked-out Sidney adorably funny. “Hey, what’s the matter?”

To your dismay however, Sidney avoids looking at you.

“But isn’t it a bit late? We’re both tired and–”

With the change in his voice, you slowly catch on.

“Now, Sidney.” you stated.

In the long years you have spent with him, you could not recall a time where the two of you were able to sit down and talk about the ‘idea’ of starting a family.

Now that you think about it, the conversations you’ve had with him on the table were always about his career or yours. It centered on everyone else’s lives and how it affected yours and Sidney’s. The conversations stretched from what he wanted to have for dinner. Italian? Something his mom made for him back home? Whose turn it was to do the laundry or whether either one of you was coming home late and the other should no longer wait up. None of it ever came to wedding bells nor bassinets. That was the extent of it. It always was.

You watch him scratch his temple, perhaps thinking of a way out.

Was this really the right time to talk about it? You think to yourself.

Well, it’s not like the baby would be the one to tell him.

Or will it?

You shake your intrusive thoughts and begin to face the music.

Deciphering Sidney’s demeanor, it was now your turn to be nervous.

“What is it, Sidney?”

Sidney dismisses, “Nothing.”

“No, it’s not nothing.” you counter, “Why don’t you want us talking about it?”

Evident annoyance fashioned his words, he says, “It’s not that I don’t want to. I just don’t think we’re ready.”

You argue, “Neither am I but what does it even take to be ready?”

“I don’t know.” he tells you. He further questions, “Is not knowing a good enough reason not to talk about it?”

You back away, hurt. Nevertheless, you start to interrogate. “Are you telling me we’re not going to have this conversation?”

“I never said that.”

“What are you saying then? ‘Cause it sure as hell is not the same as I am.” you bite.

Sidney continues to avoid your gaze, pinning his sight elsewhere but you. He knew that this was going to be more than just a talk.

“What? Now you’re not saying anything? How could you be avoiding this?” you question him, pressing on the matter even more.

“Damn it!” Sidney bites back. “I’m not avoiding it! You were the one who attacked me–”

“Attack you? Goodness. How am I attacking you?” you sarcastically laughed.

At a loss for words, Sidney shakes his head. “Now is just not a good time.”

“You just told me you do want to talk about it.” you remind him.

“Yeah, some other time! Not like this– not when you’re all over me!” he says, gesturing wildly to make a point.

Confused by how misleading his words were, you continue to try to understand where he was coming from. “We haven’t even begun discussing an inch and now you’re telling me I’m all over you? This was not even an argument a while ago.”

“Well, it is now!” Sidney retorts with a voice he has never used before. If it wasn’t you, other people would have already flinched. But you know damn well to stand your ground.

Calmly, as if there was no other way, you finally decide to ask him the question.

“Don’t you want to have kids, Sidney?”

When he fails to answer, you begin to realize that you might just be facing a reality that you’re clearly not ready for.

He struggles to answer. “I- I don’t know.”

Having slapped with the cold hard truth, you struggle just the same.

You do know now. He doesn’t want to have kids. He just doesn’t know it yet. Maybe he does. Maybe he just won’t admit it. He doesn’t know. That was certain. But even then, you needed to make sure. You had to make sure. Because now, it wasn’t just you who was on the line.

“Do you think you’ll know when the time comes?” you nervously ask.

He looks at you as if to try to figure out the expression you had on your face. It was clear that he was trying to choose the right words. You just didn’t know what words he was going to settle with. Words that were meant to appease you or words he truly and genuinely felt?

He lets go of an uneasy laugh, evidently trying to make light of the moment. “Why are you so in a rush to talk about this anyway? It’s not like you’re pregnant or anything.”

As words elude you, you were left with nothing but to look at him – with no more ammunition.

“You’re not pregnant, are you?” Sidney asks, starting to wish he hadn’t said a thing.

“What if I am?” You regain yourself and begin to ask the right questions. “Will you still feel the same way?”

“Don’t do this to me.” he pleads, saying your name.

You don’t say a thing and let him get it all on his own.

“Y/N.” he calls for your name yet another time. A desperate appeal.

Finally, you decide to break the news.

“Six weeks and five days, Sid.”

Such news, however delightful on your end, was not one that was well-received by Sidney.

He lets go of a sigh of defeat, hands traveling onto his hair, pushing it back frustratingly.

“How– how did it happen? We always use protection.” Despite grasping for words, he refuses to drown.

Appalled by his choice of concern, you repeat what he said, “Protection? Really Sidney? Of all things, that’s what you’re concerned about?”

Sidney’s jaw tightens, “Just answer me, will you?”

So, you did. You answer with the truth, “I missed a shot.”

“Goddamn it.” He whispers just enough for you to hear.

Sidney walks away from you. Hands all over himself, devoid of sanity, unsure of where to put them.

How could you possibly do this to him? That was the question running in his head. How could you do this to him? You know this will hurt his career. You know this is the last thing he needed. Hell, the very thing he will never need. And yet, here you are, bearing an unwanted gift.

He sees you standing across the room just like his future moving farther from him. Fatherhood may have worked on Kris or his other teammates, to name a few. But he knows that it would never work on him. Definitely not for Sidney. What do they know, anyway? They don’t hold the same expectations as Sidney does. He is The Kid. He’s not about to throw it all away for a child. Not now. Not ever.

He knows what a kid does to a person. He knows what it can do to someone unprepared. It changes their life. It ruins them. If that much can happen to someone who did want a child, what more to someone who doesn’t?

Sidney hoped he did not have to know.

Until now.

“Fuck it! I told you I don’t know!” his emotions begin to consume him – getting a better hold of him. He looks at you feeling alone and defeated. “I don’t want to know and I don’t intend to know!”

Overwhelmed by how he was reacting, you quietly ask, “Do you really feel that way?”

He paces from one end of the room to the other, looking at you in between. It was evident that he was fuming and unsure of where to direct his emotions. It came as a surprise, sure. But you did not expect he’d react this way. One that is very unlike him. Selfish. Unkind. Almost cruel.

It was as if he was not Sidney.

Absently, your hand travels onto your stomach. Scared.

His eyes catches it. He sees you holding your stomach as if to protect it from him. Him. It has not even been born yet and here you were, choosing the thing over him.

“How could you do this to me?” Finally, Sidney voices out the question circling his head.

Here you were, carrying his child, and he still has the audacity to put the entire blame on you. Neither of you planned this. You did not know you’d want it until you have it. You just happened to hope Sidney would have reacted the same.

Only he didn’t. Regardless of his selfish reasons, the bottom-line is: he did not.

“I don’t want a baby.”

He makes it clear.

“There is a baby, Sid.” you sternly say. “Whether you like it or not.”

You watch him take a deep breath. A desperate cry, perhaps. His footsteps slowly recede from you. He takes his coat off of the rack just as he looks at you with apologetic eyes.

“I’m sorry.” he says. “I can’t do this.”

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tagged by the illustrious @kitnita thank you my friend ✨

1. The thing that got you hooked on hockey

I have told this story many times and I will tell it again because I think it is so funny and perfectly demonstrates how I can be convinced of literally anything if I have a good time. when there was the great bandom collapse and all my bandom friends turned to hockey I said fuck hockey I will never be a fan of hockey what the fuck is an edmonton oiler. and joined Twin Peaks fandom like any normal 20 year old college student in the year 2009 would. EIGHT YEARS LATER, my dear friend got into the pens and said pls pls pls get into pens hockey rpf with me the fic is so good. and I said NO. FUCK sidney crosby (did not know who sidney crosby is). 1 year later this same dear friend said pls pls pls come to this Sharks-Pens game with me, no one else will go with me bc tickets are $90 and i gotta see my man evgeni malkin, pleaseeee. and I said you want me to pay 90 american dollars for HOCKEY???? and she said yes and I will buy you a beer. I said okay FINE.

went. experienced several emotions I had never felt before. experienced several old emotions I had not felt in a long time. experience a few emotions that didn't exist. experienced emotions only shrimp feel. Pens lost but this was in 2018 so the Sharks were still pretty good and it was a genuinely skilled game of hockey in a packed arena. I was enthralled. the game was so exciting and so fun to watch. Evgeni Malkin's legs were so long. Tomáš Hertl's ass was so big. I don't even think I finished my beer I was so into it.

"haha heyyyy," I said as we walked out of SAP center. "you uh got any recs for these pens guys?" "oh boy DO I EVER!!" she said. and it was all over.

(hilariously I swore I would never be a fan of the Sharks but my terminal Bay Area brain disease took over and I fell eventually bc I always fall for the home team in the end. also bc for a long time my schedule was 9-6 or 12-9 in a library with an open plan office with an hour commute on both ends and I really cared about how people perceived my work ethic for a while, so I would just never watch or listen to games at work. by the time I quit I would watch full Avalanche games on my night shifts though dw lol.)

2. Your first ever fandom friend

trying to think of who I was friends with on hockeyblr first that wasn't someone I knew from livejournal or someone I met through someone I knew on livejournal lmfao. it took me like 10 years to figure out how to make friends with people on tumblr lol. I have no idea

3. The jersey you would most like to own

historically I have never denied myself the pleasure of owning anything however I did get in a bidding war for a Jared McCann HIFE jersey when he was on the Pens -- had to stop bidding when the jackass I was up against went over $1k bc I just could not justify spending $1k on a jersey. on the bright side this means someone paid one thousand american dollars for a jared mccann pens pride jersey lol

I wanted a Matt Murray HIFE jersey another year too but the bidding went from $500 to $1.5k in like two hours and I was like oh ok. and gave up on ever owning a pens HIFE jersey

I assume if the Cuda have a pride jersey this year I do something reckless this year lol. fingers crossed no one fucken sits so I have options

4. YOUR player (you only get ONE so choose wisely)

Cale Makar..... (didn't he try to kill jared mccann a man you just said you were willing to pay nearly $1000 for his jersey - yes and he felt bad about it. it's a violent sport who cares). I hope I am able to watch an Avs game again someday :')

5. A pairing that deserves more fic

ROOPE/ROBO HIVE RISE. also jason robertson/nick suzuki. i mean Jason Robertson in general, supremely underutilized considering how bananas hot he is

6. Your favourite on-ice moment

god have I ever actually seen anything good happen on ice, ever. oh!! When Garnet Hathaway scored a goal against the Sharks and fell over and he was just punching the air and Nic Dowd started pummeling him bc he was so excited for Garny

also Pat Sieloff pride night gwg. he said I won't do pride tape but I'll end an ot on Pride night with my only goal of the season. He did that for me.

link someone else's art/fic/etc that you love & think everyone should check out

pls read @kitnita's robotter primer it is literally a masterclass in ship primers. we need more ship primers like zoe's primers. i dream every day of writing a primer as masterful as zoe's robotter primer. (also her robotterpetey primer was SOOOO good and then my stupid ass gm stole petey and now he has to pay income tax. sorry to the state of texas for my gm's crimes.)

@tofumilanesa's strauss mann eating disorder fic featuring jasper weatherby that i think about every week, then i sit on the floor and yell and yell and yell

and bc i was hooting and hollering about it earlier today, the original dick trick by mcspot is one of my all time favorite fics - joe thornton/patrick marleau where patty is aspec. i read it like every six months and experience shrimp emotions. it is by no means an unknown fic but it does star the sharks so obvi not getting as much attention as it SHOULD

link something you made & are proud of & want people to see

😐

I started writing this post in the grocery store check out line and then the check out guy was like if you donate money to Second Harvest food bank I'll do a voice impression. I was like what??? and he was like yeah for real :) and pointed a piece of paper with several character voices. so I donated $10 and got Charmander and Jar-Jar Binks and it was very impressive voice acting but it's been two hours and I'm at home now and I'm still so harrowed that I donated $10 just to hear Jar Jar Binks comment on the amount of kombucha I was buying

Listen to Get A Read On Me while doing the dishes and tell Beryl what a great job they did!!!!

#fresno oilers.txt

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rzyraffek · 1 year

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Hello! I would like to request a Jason Voorhees x Agender! Reader who somehow keeps ending up at Crystal Lake, every year, and faces Jason, every year. Each time, they end up getting the other counselors killed, but make it out fine, a few scratches or bruises, but other than that they're fine.

Maybe Jason starts to like seeing them, either because if they are there, then the others will be easy to kill, or because he likes seeing them? Up to you. Also, great blog, love your stuff, have a wonderful day!

omg yes!! thanks for all complements :D i have so much ideas for this one! so its one of longer ones! This can be read as platonic or romantic!! Pronouns are They/them! Request Open!!

Jason with agender!Reader

I can imagine it started by pure accident, their friends invited them over to party and vibe far away from city. You know the drill, somone gets too drunk, Jason goes brrr and everyone either dies becasue of their own stupidity or because Jason was in silly mood. y/n acidently kinda became this one main character in horror movies than just can't die, like they apear in every movie, but somehow they just can't rest :/ (for example Laurie Strode or Sidney Prescott)

First meeting with Jason was terryfing, big guy killing their friends like it was nothing. Imagine how y/n felt when year later their other friends decided to make suprise party there! and they didnt tell y/n where it was (obviously, its a suprise party duh). And everyone just assumed y/n were joking about whole "killer in the forest" thingy cuz its a campus ofcourse people will try to scare other people! ahh y/n soo goofy trying to spook their friends! Just like last time, absolute horror and killing spree happen, I can imagine y/n being more agile(but more jumpy probably due to trauma or sometihn idk).

Probably after few visits in Crystal Lake they kinda got used to whole "uwah spooky big guy with machete!!! uwah soo spooooky be spooked!" prompt. I can see them being like "Hi Jason, sorry i wasnt here last year i had stuff to do yknow" or "Hi Jason how was chrismas man?" aah casual conversations with killers>> He will be suprised and kinda akward, noone talks to him like to normal person :(

Its not like our Boy will stop trying to kill them constantly, but he will leave them for last,! Mostly because he acually enjoys their company a little. Especially if y/n talks to him like to normal human being!

Everytime they escape the Crystal Lake he kinda looks forward to see them next year, kinda hopes they will comeback and run around screaming and stuff. I can see y/n being less and less attached to other campers cuz they now theywill die lol.

Imagine y/n giving him tips which person kill first "ayo Jason can you kill this guy first, he said my oufit looks ugly :(" "..." (he agrees).

After finding out that Jason doesnt really have a family, y/n decides to give him little gift on chrismas (he will cry and if its some sort of plushie, he will hug it to sleep).

Also after few years he might stop plotting on killing them, like y/n seems chill and overall nice, theres no reason why he should kill them!

Once y/n was walking through forest and she acidently walked into some sort of bear trap :( and Jason was just standing there akwardly... like ??? should he help you??? or like not??? eeeh?? HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TODO i mean after few stressing seconds (and y/n bleeding out) he helped them and MAYBE ONLY MAYBE he helped them with bandages :3

"Jason :((( it was raining and i slipped and my sweater is ruined :(" jason can't really respond, but he will lisen and probably get a new sweater or a hoodie for them(it mightt have blood on it)

Pls any phisical contact with this guy is a blessing, he needs hugs and other cute stuff! Please hold his hand while you guys are walking together. Also hopefully y/n is a talkitive person cuz they will do the talking! He enjoys lisening to them dont worry!

If anyone dares to be rude to y/n, Jason will speedrun killing them (in gruesome way ofc <3)

Ofcourse y/n probably has some scars because of Jason being all evil bab in past, and he will feel kinda guilty for whooping them with machete like 10 times, but eh who cares, they have both arms and legs so nothing really happenndddd rightt???

Overall 8/10 will give hugs and flowercrowns, but pls dont bring ur close friends to Crystal Lake he will stab :)

#jason vorhees headcanon #jason vorhees imagine #jason voorhees #jason vorhees x reader #slashers #friday 13th #slasher x reader

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certifiedwhore4slashers · 2 years

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a request for Sidney crushing on gn!reader hcs pls 🙏🏿 (scream 1996, idk if u wanted me to specify 😅)

I love this! Thank you for the request

Sidney x GN!Reader as requested! I did add dating hcs towards the end if you don't mind</3

Sidney Crushing On Reader Headcanons

-Sidney’s a shy and reserved girl, so you might not even tell she likes at you first.

-In fact she’d keep it a secret if you two were best friends but eventually she’d tell you.

-while she didn’t tell you, Sidney would stare at you in a non creepy way from time to time, but you would never like her. You were way out of her league. Ironic enough, you felt like you were out of her league.

-You both met at school, and were close friends. You were in her friend group too, everyone besides you knew she liked you. Sidney broke up with Billy, considering he hooked up with another girl, specifically a cheerleader.

-It was clear Billy was envious of you, for whatever reason, or you might be his next victim.

-During Valentine's Day, You confessed your feelings for Sid. She liked you back, and the two of you began dating.

-Sidney is a great s/o, her love language is physical touch(fight me). So you might often hold hands or hug her before going to class.

-In College, nothing really changed between the two of you, honestly. Her love language was the same, she kissed you better though, now more experienced and everything.

-Sidney admired your patience for not having sex. Yes, it was the bare minimum, but Billy usually pressured her or guilt tripped her into doing it.

-Your relationship is very much healthy:)

#sidney prescott x reader #scream x reader #scream 1996 #gn!reader

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bygeto · 1 month

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Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

Hii!!! You're my second ask ever so dw

Let me see... Can't lie I sort of blanked out 😭 but here's what I managed to scrape up from the pits of my mind

In no particular order:

Noelle, from Sidney Sheldon's Memories of Midnight

She's a badass, idk idk 15 year old me was obsessed with her and her dark feminine (is that what it is?) So she'll always have a special place in my heart. I mean she knew what she wanted and went for it. I admire that, I need that! I desperately wanted to be her. Were her ways of attaining what she wanted a bit off the book? Yes, were her motivations a bit problematic? Sure but hey nobodies perfect

Tallulah Casey, from Louise Rennison's Misadventures of Tallulah Casey

She's so funny, awkward and adorable I love her. The first time I read this book I was probably 14 (the same age as her) so I could relate to her in a way. Idk I guess she just grew on me and I can't let her go. Plus we're both tall and skinny (I'm not that tall but 14 yr old me thought otherwise). Why is she my favorite... I do not know really, maybe because we had like 2 similarities and I got attached to her? Because I saw myself in her? I honestly don't know.

Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen

It's a bit complicated trying to explain this one, obvs his looks reeled me in. But he sort of mirrored a tough phase I went through (It wasn't that tough I'm just dramatic). I'm still trying to understand his character a bit better but here's the gist of what secured him a place in my heart (pls don't eat me up if I'm perhaps misinterpreting some stuff pls 😭) : So we both thought we were the best/strongest at something. Then we got the biggest humbling of our lives. Then we went through an isolation/ depressive phase. And then we got angry/resentful and found someone to pin the blame on. This is where he and I differ bc he pinned the blame on a whole demographic and took the aggressive route (kill them all), and I pinned the blame on myself and took the passive route (self hate, low self esteem and worth etc). Basically a one sided trauma bond?

Tanethu Mdluli, The Amaryllis (it's a book, by an African author,I forgot the name)

She's everything I wanted to be (since I was 13/14). She's the perfect student, daughter, big sister, friend. Her parents are proud of her. She's strong, independent, responsible, smart, kind, aware of what she wants and how she wants it. Is she a bit too rigid ad judgemental yes but idk she's her for me yk. I've loved her since I was young and I desperately wanted to model myself after her (epic fail btw she'd be disappointed)

I'll stop here bc it's a bit long. If you want more I can always add more :)

#idk half of what i was saying #bygeto

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OHHHH YES PLS SPRING BREAK WITH COACH!SIDNEY

every single night coach sid is giving you a little sum sum if you catch my drift

#my asks #coach!sidney

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annikasevenshots · 1 year

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Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 2 Reaction (spoilers!)

All the Titan bridge babies looking around when Shaw fights Seven 🥺 yes 🥺

Oh baby La Forge 🥺

"There's something familiar about him" RIKER PLEASE IM HOWLING

Oh RAFFI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ohhhh my god. Oh Raffi. Oh my GOD. Oh my darling my sweet girl you can do no wrong 😭

my clever girl 🥺 my clever baby girl.

oh. oh raffi.

SEVEN SLAY

i am SO proud of her.

Seven's "you could be the heroes that saves heroes" vs Raffi's "someone needs to speak for the dead" PARALLELS!!!!! HELPING PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO HELP THEM PARALLELS!!!!!!!!!!

lmfaooooooo Picard half beaming Jack out I'm begging be more serious fr 😭

Jack's "smack it until it works again" is so me-coded of him teehee

BOOPIN ON THE SENSORS

NO STOP THE WAY THE TITAN JUST APPEARED IN THERE I CACKLED SO HARD

THIS SHOW IS A MF COMEDY I SWEARRRRR

YES AN EPIC VERSION OF THE TITAN THEME MY BELOVED

"We're basically a hotel now" he's so grumpy shaw is so slay actually

Seven <3 i love uuuuuuuuuuu

JAE??????????????? LIKE JAES AN ARTIST JAE????????????? JAE WHO HAS PAINT SPLATTERS ON HIS SHIRT JAE???????????? HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKJNG FUCMF HOOOOOOLY FUCK

"i have to be. i want to be." my strong darling.

JAE OWNS A BAR?????????? SIR

people believe raffi challenge. fuck you jae. fuck YOUUUUUU jae.

oh my god. gabe or sneed??????? GABE OR SNEED?????????????????? GABE OR SNEED YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING ME IM LEAVING IM NEVER COMING BACK

I HATE EVERYTHING. i hate everything. i. hate. everything.

"You boys are in so much trouble" I agree with Shaw actually. Not the deadname but like

"Captain" "WHAT" "WHAT" this show is so unserious

Oh this villain is JUIIIIIIICY! she is so SLAY

"Official psychological profile with starfleet" SIR IS NO ONE EVER NORMAL IN THIS FORBIDDEN SPACE MILITARY

i can just SEE seven's cogs turning at "jack crusher"

What is it with people and smoking in this show 😭

SIDNEY LA FORGE IS SO BABY AND CUTE 🥺 protect her pls

THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY SO UNSERIOUS DID THEY FUCKING YEET THE ELEOS AT THE TITAN FRRRRRRRR SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT YEET IM CRYING

i actually can't this is a fucking circus show

La forge talking about law of physics yes baby you're so smart and funny 🥺🥺🥺🤏

"How is that even possible" lowkey Shaw is getting relatable like no one @ me but

"We are cornered in space which has no corners" helppp and seven's constant side eyes like sir are you tripping

"Fenris folk" love you hiro and deet <3

TITAN THEME COMING BACK YAYYYYY <3

BRIG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

james cole 💀💀💀

"Sir as a former fenris ranger" yes you are my girl <3 my sweet sweet girl <3

i'm... i'm torn here. shaw's kinda right but seven 🥺 she's just trying to do right by people who would have lost their lives. 500 injuries vs 4 deaths? just. just. THAT'S The complexity of star trek i've missed. the moral dilemmas. the losing either way.

Picard calling Seven Seven slay

Dare i say it PatStew actually looks spunkier this season? When in S2 he just looked covid tired?

"Why are you dancing around it" RIKER KNOWS 🤡🤡🤡

DO THE MATH??????????????? IM WHEEZING DOES RIKER KNOW WHEN THEY'VE BONKED

this show is ACTUALLY SO UNSERIOUS

"do you not see what i see? a british accent, jean luc?"

"Who do you think taught me all this" "..." please this show is a comedy

BEV KICKING JACK'S ASS SO TRUEEEEWWEWEEWEWEEEE

"Because you know her so well" CALL ME A WEEWOOWEEWOO I AM BEGGING

"WHO IS YOUR FATHER" "I NEVER HAD ONE" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

raffi? 🥺 you good girl? 🥺

oh gosh. please told me she found sneed on her own instead of through jae. please. please please please.

A FUCKING BASEBALL???????????????????????

"Artists are unknowable assholes" vs "Jae's an artist" in NML AND WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME

Oh my god Michelle Hurd's acting is so chefs kiss 🤌🤌🤌

haha section 31 why would you BAIT ME LIKE THAT

oh. oh my god. OHHH MY GOD. RAFFI. RAFFI RAFFI RAFFI. NO. MY DARLING GIRL NO. PLEASE NO

"it takes a real addict to fight it this hard" NO

TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK

WORF???????????????????????

OMG IS THAT WHERE THE SCENE OF WORF CARRYING RAFFI COMES FROM

WHY IS THE USS SAFFI SO SMART WE LITERALLY CAUGHT HER HAIR ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE

ALSO. WORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORF????!!?(!?!!!!???????

also. RAFFI. OHHHH RAFFI. RAFFI 😭😭😭 MY DARLING GIRL YOU'VE BEEN SO BRAVE AND SO STRONG. I LOVE YOU. my sweet clever girl.

why was their grand plan mf WAKING bev they're actually 👁️👄👁️

BEV'S ACTING IN THIS ONE IS A MASTERCLASS IN LESS IS MORE

The shrike being called the shrike is so slay

In conclusion, i laughed a lot until raffi's second scene. then i laughed less.

#reaction #picard spoilers #s3e2 #star trek picard

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Okay, Scream 5 thoughts!

Honestly I think this is my second favourite of the Scream films so far (favourite being the first one, least favourite being number 3), and I haven’t really been able to pinpoint why, other than I love Tara and Sam, and the links back to all the og characters were so fun! Also a big fan of the survivor trio getting to be a little bit more like mentors than usual!

Made notes again so I’ll pop them below the read more again!

Hoping to see Scream 6 when it’s out in cinema sooooon and complete the watching experience, but until then I’ll be rewatching S1 and S2 of the Scream series, and watching S3 for the first time bc I didn’t realise it existed!

@trashcanalienist

- Ooh Jenna Ortega

- Okay she’s called Tara but who’s her mum? Is she relevant?

- Ah, this guy.

- Stab trivia - I am so good at this game

- Hey why the fuck would she try and go outside instead of calling the police

- I’m very impressed with the home security system in here - oh shit it has definitely been hacked never mind

- Oh that leg snap was NOT nice

- Okay quick swap to whoever Sam is

- Who’s Wes, who’s Sam, what happened with her and Tara

- Oh the boyfriend is coming with? He’s definitely gonna die Or be involved somehow

- Oh this is giving Scream 1 gang vibes

- DEPUTY POLICE LADY HAS A SON

- Okay but what if it’s not actually Tara texting you

- Why is pink hair not going with? Cheating on jock boy with Vince?

- This banter in the car with Sam and boyfriend is cute

- Vince having a knife is bad bad vibes

- Trying to figure out why I’m into Vince and it turns out it’s because he’s the Emo guy from Jennifer’s Body

- Oh Vince is definitely about to die

- Bye Vince

- What the fuck is this Billy Loomis hallucination and why is is so uncanny valley

- Guessing the family secret is Sam being Billy’s illegitimate child or something but we’ll see

- Hey is Judy the sheriff now

- Where are Gale and Dewey

- And Sid for that matter

- Ooh do we get a sibling heart to heart about the family secret now

- Hey I was right!

- Tara has a right to be upset about this but Sam needs to tell her about the hallucinations etc too I think and Tara should not have kicked her out like that that’s for sure

- Why are the boyfriends always CREEPY

- How dare he listen in like that, what the Fuck

- Richie is definitely gonna die or be evil

- DEWEY! Where is Gale?

- Oh she’s on tv

- Hey I’m adopting Sam rn, she’s mine and I love her

- HORROR MOVIE RULES TIME

- Yes Dewey questioning the boyfriend!!!

- I would love Dewey to help but I also don’t want him to get hurt again bc idc how much more he can survive ya know

- Holy shit SID WITH A BABY - multiple little girls oh my god

- Oh god Sid, she needs to stay safe and protect her little people

- “I’m Sidney fucking Prescott of course I have a gun” fuck yeah baby

- Oh I’m sad if Sid isn’t gonna be in Woodsborough but I also want her to be so safe pls

- Dewey texting Gale is so utterly ridiculous, I love it

- Randy memorial home theatre and then Martha walks in going “oooooh Suspects!”

- Okay Vince was connected!

- “Of course you did, you have terrible taste” excellent work

- I do not like cgi/uncanny valley Billy loomis one bit

- Yes Judy going straight to grab a knife! Sensible!

- That is TOO MANY windows in Wes’s bathroom wtf

- Also either him or his mum is in danger and I don’t know which

- Oh no, Judy

- Oh NO Wes

- Oh she is SPEEDING

- Fuckkkkkk goodbye Judy

- These weird/false suspense things with every cupboard door Wes is opening is absolutely sensational

- That was a very good jump scare even though I knew it was coming

- Who’s Wes’s dad??? Is that relevant?? Worried it might be

- Oh my god, powersuit. It’s GALE WEATHERS

- Poor Tara

- Oh my god okay Richie is almost certainly the other killer

- First jumpscare I actually screamed at! Dewey cannot die, it’s not allowed

- Okay excellent

- Oh nooooo Dewey don’t go back on your own wtf are you doing!!!!

- No no no no no no no no no fuck

- No Dewey

- I’m actually gonna cry

- Gale 😭😭😭

- Well that’s the first time I’ve sobbed at a Scream film that’s for sure

- No bc Sids gonna come back now - and there she is right on cue

- Where the fuck is Sam and Tara’s mother? Like why the hell isn’t she back yet??

- Amber going the basement is a BAD idea

- Also why are these kids always throwing fucking parties when there’s a murder spree

- The girls having a chat about how either of them could be the killer is bizarre

- Oh nooo jock twin is definitely about to get murdered

- Yes jock boy kick some ass!!!!

- Now why would you go further away from the party rn

- This kid is so dead

- Richie’s been left alone ish and I don’t trust any of the three girls in this group

- Oh no liv and Mindy are gonna fight

- Mindy should definitely be more worried about her brother

- Oh fuck they’re in the MACHER HOUSE???

- Oh goodbye Mindy

- Everyone accusing Liv is insane

- AMBER I KNEW WE COULDNT TRUST YOU

- Richie and Amber is my current prediction bc I don’t think they’d do victim/relative is the killer twice in a row but I could be wrong

- No, Gale!!!

- I hate Amber

- House of nightmares, meet Sidney Prescott, again

- So glad Sam actually has a weapon

- That phone call with Sidney was top tier

- “Holy shit it’s ghost face” - excellent work Richie

- Was not expecting Sid and ghostface to both go over the railing

- I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS RICHIE

- I do not like Richie

- Oh my god if Tara’s the one calling then I’m so impressed

- Yes Tara hit her to death with your crutch

- Obsessed with this Gale/Sid teamwork

- I do not want Gale to die

- Shit that must be a LOT of hairspray on that woman for her to go up in flames that way

- Sam is so badass I love her

- Cannot wait for Richie to die

- Yes Billy hallucinations, go on

- YES SAM

- Surely he wouldn’t still be alive after that many stab wounds

- Although I like that he was purely for the “What about my ending?” “Here it comes” exchange

- Now where is Tara

- Fuck yes baby

- These sisters are my kids now, I love them so much

- YES THE TWINS ARE OKAY

- Honestly these kids have been attacked so many times and STILL their mother isn’t here?? Ridiculous

- “You were right about not running” “I’m sorry about that” 😭

- Gales gonna write about Dewey and I am going to sob forever

- Now everybody thank the Billy hallucination for saving their lives tysm

#spellshorrorhistory #scream #scream 5 #Billy loomis #the screams #horror #slasher #ghostface #live-blogging #ish

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