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haetrack · 2 months

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haechan is always so cute when he wears those thick-rimmed glasses that it kinda just makes me wanna ruin him. imagine him looking up at you with pleading eyes and those cute glasses tilted on his face while you ride him. it’d be even better if he’s all messy, tears falling freely and his brain all muddled because all he can think about is you and how badly he wants to cum.

i NEED to hear ur thoughts on this.. it’s been a wip in my drafts for like a week i’m going insane

THIS BUT WITH NERD!HAECHAN. i need to sit down and take a breath... everyone stand back. part 2 part 3

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“my pretty boy, what’s wrong?”

you know what’s wrong, you’re teasing him. you’re on his lap, slowly riding him as he tries to hold back cries and whimpers. his head is tilted back, his neck practically begging to be kissed. you lean forward, pressing soft, wet kisses all over. he gives up on holding back his sounds, whining out to you as he grips tightly on your hips.

“please,” he lets out a choked whimper, “just wanna cum, wan’ you to let me cum.”

he tilts forward, trying to kiss you. you move out of the way, laughing at how he tries to chase your lips. your hand grips his face, cooing at how he looks up at you with his pretty eyes. he looks dazed, already so fucked-out with just you on top of him. you haven’t even given him what he really wants, just grinding down your hips as he twitches inside of you.

“mm, it feels nice like this, though. you feel so good inside of me.”

he nods, eyes fluttering shut as you clench around him. he can’t beg, taking what you give him without complaining. he never thought this would happen, never thought you’d fuck him like this. all the nights he’s spent fisting his cock to the thought of you can’t compare to this, even if you’re practically ignoring him. he lets out a shaky breath, his blunt nails digging into the skin of your hips.

“won’t you tell me how bad you want this, my pretty baby?”

he fights off a moan, biting the inside of his cheek before he speaks, “want this so bad, thought of you so much and i just- just wanna cum.”

“aw,” you pout, “all you wanna do is cum? thought you wanted to hang out with me, too.”

he quickly shakes his head, sitting up a bit more straight, “n-no! i do! i like you so much, i want to be with you, want you to fuck me!”

a wry smile appears on your face, “that’s all i needed to hear, baby.”

you almost pull off of him before slamming your hips down. he lets out a loud cry, his hips chasing yours as he tries desperately not to cum so fast. he can’t let this end, can’t let the sight of you on top of him go. you look down at him with hooded eyes, your gaze and how good you feel against him making his face go hot.

his glasses become foggy, the sight of your teasing smile getting lost behind the fog. he whines out in embarrassment, the back of his hand reaching up to messily wipe away at the fog. he shoves his glasses a little too hard, too focused on how your warm walls suck him in deeply.

you laugh out at his crooked glasses, cooing as you fix them, “you’re so excited, so excited that you're drooling and being all clumsy.”

he nods, not trusting his shaky voice. it fails though, feeling your thumb press against his mouth, swiping at the drool that’s slipped out. he wasn’t even aware he was drooling, your body pressed against him being almost too much for him to handle. he can feel your nipples against his chest, his back arching to meet press harder against your chest.

your thumb traces his bottom lip, “suck.”

he listens, two of your fingers sliding into his mouth as he swirls his tongue around them. you’re all over him, he wants to stay like this forever. he might just be a little too obsessed with you like this, taking all that you want from him as he sits there, allowing you to do whatever.

your fingers slide out of his mouth, opting to trail under his shirt, moving to his chest. he lets out a loud whimper as he feels your wet fingers toy with his nipples. he can’t help how his hips stutter against you, the stimulation becoming too much. he can feel how tears begin to build in his eyes, pleasure consuming him.

“doesn’t this feel so nice?” you realize he’s not listening to you, watching him moan freely as his hands grip your thighs. you slow down your pace, grinding down on his cock as you try to ignore how his tip hits your sweet spot. you pinch his nipple, his chest arching into yours as he almost cums on the spot.

“pay attention to me,” you whine, “or else i’ll make myself cum on your cock and leave you here all by yourself.”

he lets out a shaky breath, “s-sorry. it just feels too good, you fuck me so good.” his eyes look up at you, losing focus as he sees the grin on your face. he has to tell himself to pay attention, tries to refocus as your hips begin to bounce against him again. the sound of skin against skin, the harsh sting of your nails digging into his skin making his cock twitch. he loves it all.

he realizes he’s crying when you press kisses against his cheeks, tongue swiping out to lick them up. you can feel his warm breath fan across your face, whispers of your name filling the little space between the both of you. when you lean back, his eyes bore into yours, “can i please cum? wanna fill you up…”

you smile, hand reaching up to wipe a stray tear off his cheek. you clean his glasses for him, wiping them against his shirt before placing them back on his nose. he thanks you, hips pushing inside of you, trying to remind you what he really wants. you move his hands back to your hips, feeling how he grips at the flesh, taking you all in.

“i’ll give my baby whatever he wants.”

you hear him whisper out a small thank you as you move faster, feeling how restless he’s become. he doesn’t care about how loud he’s being, doesn’t care about how much he might seem like a desperate loser right now. none of it matters when you’re here right now, your eyes watching his face, drinking up all his sounds.

when he realizes he’s close to cumming, he moves his hands up to your waist and pulls you close to him. his eyes look into yours before deeply kissing you. it’s messy, tongues moving against each other as drool slides down your chin. you can feel how hot his face is, imagining how his glasses are probably fogged up again.

you don’t care, feeling his hands reach for whatever he can grab as his hips rut into yours as he cums inside of you. spurts of cum shoot into you, his cock twitching with every movement you make. he’s moaning into your mouth, trying to fight off the overstimulation as you cum around his cock, fueled by his pretty moans and face.

he tries to push at your hips, but they move on their own as you ride him. his spent cock twitches inside of you, the pain bleeds into pleasure as you fuck yourself onto him. he can feel you slow down, pulling out of him. he realizes that it’s all over, suddenly wanting you close again. he moans out, “don’t want this to end, want you here, wan’ you to use me whenever. please, please don’t go.”

“why can’t we go for a round two?” you grin.

#asks #hrts4doie #haechan hard hours #haechan smut #nct smut #nct hard hours #I CANT BREATHE #HAECHAN PLEASE ANSWER MY CALLS PELASEEEE #YOU KNOW IM SUCH A FOOL FOR YOUUU #haeblurb

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mclqren · 23 days

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BALLERINA ★ LN4

PAIRING ✦ lando norris x fem!ballerina!reader

SUMMARY ✦ you play odette in the 'swan lake' ballet, and you manage to capture the attention of an f1 driver who has come to watch [ SMAU ]

WARNINGS ✦ cursing

REQUESTED ✦ here!

NOTES ✦ reader plays odette in the swan lake ballet, and is british. she’s good friends with carmen, george’s girlfriend. the fc i've used is pdm.clara, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)

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yourusername crazy to be beginning this journey, and this is only the start!! thank you to everyone who's supported me, can't wait to be odette 💗

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landonorris

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user3 you're so good in swan lake omg

yourusername thank you sm!! 💗

user4 I LOVE HERR

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user7 im obsessed.

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user10 Y/N HAS A MANNN???

user11 STOP IT RN :(

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carmenmmundt i hope he's treating you right! 😘

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user15 ALL OF THE 2019 ROOKIES IN HER LIKES??

user16 oh she has to have a thing w lando.

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landonorris when your girlfriend's a ballerina who can cook (somewhat) 😱❤️

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user20 LANDO HARD LAUNCHING HELLOOO?

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user23 LANDO NORRIS BAGS A GIRL

alex_albon absolutely no one had faith in you but it's nice to see you managed to get her anyway! 😊

landonorris by no one do you mean you and george?

georgerussell63 we had zero faith in you but it's nice to see you got the girl of your dreams!

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landonorris LOOK AWAY Y/N

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landonorris im a great cook?

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yourusername when your boyfriend is an f1 driver who sleeps whenever he touches a soft surface 😘😘

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user24 AW THEY'RE SO CUTEEE

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carmenmmundt if he ever treats you wrong im right here as a backup option x

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georgerussell63 hello???

carmenmmundt on a more positive note DOUBLE DATE TIME WOOHOOO

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landonorris isnt this fun!

landonorris the last pic 🤨🤨

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81folklore · 8 months

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heaven - OP81 - part 2

pairings: oscar piastri x private!secret!reader (fc: gracie abrams)

summary: a very sweet softlaunch ends pretty quickly

authors notes: first of all a huge thank you to everyone who has liked, reblogged and taken the time to read my works it means so much to me and im so so grateful!! next, this is something i made at 1am so please bear with me😭. i am working on the lando and charles stories i PROMISE but i want them to be special and i currently have zero thoughts about where to take them so it might be a while🫣 also i almost finished this when tumblr DELETED IT?? i want to cry😁 ALSO i started this at like 1am and i cant be asked to do tweets rn so insta smau it is

part 1 part 3 masterlist

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ahahah i love the beach and my friends

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yourfriend2: dont be fooled she called me crying after the fourth photo bcs she lost 5 games of uno in a row

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user6: its fine we know how emotional uno can get😁

yourusername: ??

user7: im so single hahahahhaa (im dying inside)

user10: is it confirmed that this is oscar?

user9: im not being funny but oscar doesnt even follow her so i think yous are just reaching

user10: …they have the same dog??

yourfriend6: might aswell post his face at this point

yourusername: leave me aloneeee im having fun!!

oscarpiastri

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second part of the season incoming 😁👊 (after a very competitive round of uno)

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user7: ready to see you up on the podium🧡

user10: uno you say?

user3: right could they be more obvious😭

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user17: literally what is happening why are all of the grid softlaunching😭

user8: and why does it always end in the hardest of launches

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yourfriend2: 😭😭

yourusername: i am sick and tired i just want to POST him but softlaunches are so fun😔

yourfriend2: its really fun when everyone already knows?

yourusername: no but we are in too deep now☹️

user6: god you guys are insufferable

user23: JUST POST THE CUTE COUPLE PHOTOS ALREADY

user23: i lied please dont im so single it hurts

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the world through my eyes☀️

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oscarpiastri: i love you sososo much

oscarpiastri: my favorite person in the entire world

yourusername: ur literally my sunshine🫶

yourfriend1: god you make me SICK

yourusername: ..okay😁 oscarpiastri i love youuu🤭

landonorris: i hate people in love (you guys are very cute)

user10: THE NOTE OH

user18: THE HARDEST OF LAUNCHES HAPPENED

user7: he is her world oh my lord

user63: and the fact that hes her sunshine too😭😭

user63: literally crying myself to sleep

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my happiness

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yourusername: teheehee thats me🤭

yourusername: i LOVE YOUUU

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oscarpiastri: of course your my favorite🧡

yourusername: oh could you get any cuter🫠

yourfriend4: thought you should know yn is currently jumping up and down and giggling while looking at this

user23: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST THESE?? I CANT HANDLE THIS??

user8: god really saw me sad and said ‘heres the happiest and best couple, wallow more’

user16: YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE CUTEST?? THE NOTES?? THE POSTS??

user1: i cant stand people in love (i want to cry and drown in my tears)

yourusername: oh my god im so obsessed with you

oscarpiastri: i loooove youuu

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yourusername: osc☹️☹️ur literally the cutest thing to exist

yourusername: my boys🫶🫶

yoursusername: im so in love with you sunshine☀️

oscarpiastri: love you, thank you for showing me happiness🤍

#f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au #f1 x reader #formula 1 insta au #formula 1 social media au #social media au #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri #private!yn!oscar

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gettinshiggywithit · 1 year

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hiiiiiiiiiiii jayaaaa~ poppin in with a req if that's okay 👉👈

if you're alright with it may i please request fluffy hcs of dazai, atsushi, chuuya and ranpo taking care of a sick reader? if i've requested too many characters you can get rid of some of them, just do whatever suits you best :)

if you do choose to write this please take your time and take care of yourself, no rush at all!! and one more thing!

~ dia 💜

!In Sickness And In Health!

scenario:-dazai, atsushi, chuuya and ranpo and poe~ taking care of a sick reader!

Pairings:- dazai x gn!reader | atsushi x gn!reader | chuuya x gn!reader | ranpo x gn!reader | poe x gn!reader

Genre:- fluff!

Type:- headcanons

A/N:- DIAAAAAAAA OMG HIII (lets pretend i wasnt talkin to you like a literal second ago😭) i hope you like this and i did you justice! Also i kinda added poe i hope youre okay with that?also thanks for gettin me outta my writers block!

AND NO im proud of YOUUU!

Get well Soon Babes!

Atsushi

I think atsushi would be concerned.

Like depending on what it is you have I think how concerned he is would vary,but he’s still worried

He just wants you to be okay….

Would ask kunikida to take the day off or at least some of the day,to take care of you.

Until you’re better enough to do things on your own that is

Kunikida obliges because,honestly lets be real,atsushi’s already stressed tf out,and he knows that letting the boy worry on the job wont help anyone.

Honestly at first,atsushi’s surprised kunikida agreed so easily,but doesn’t question it!

He rushes home with some of your favourite snacks and surprises you.

I think that since he has healing along with his weretiger ability,he may not get sick as easily?

Or at least if he did,he’d be able to get better a lot faster.

So he’d gladly cuddle up to you if you needed him

buddy aint listening to your protests.

“but ‘sushi,you’ll get sickkk!!!”

“don’t worry y/n ill be fine” *le crawls into to bed and cuddles you*

Would ask kunikida to make you some oden if you liked it (dazai volunteers when kunikida says he’ll do it right after his paperwork,to which kunikida responds by whacking him{dazai} and immediately getting on it)

The rest of the agency would help atsushi with his nerves when he gets back to work

The boy’s just scared okay🥺

Basically,best boy all the way.

I mean its atsushi what did we expect?

Dazai

Honestly,I think he’d be more competent that we’d give him credit for.

We all know dazai’s not actually dumb or a fool.

He just acts like one!

So when you get sick.he knows exactly what to do!

He’ll roll over on bed one morning and when he sees you sick his joke-y morning musings become serious and he gives you one last cuddle before getting out of bed to make you some okayu (rice porridge, a rather simple dish of rice, salt, and water.) and asks you to eat it

He knows its not the best tasting thing ever,but tells ya that it’ll make you feel better

Dazai Wouldn’t be worried to leave you to go to the agency,he’d rather skip work but kunikida be kunikida-ing😔🤷🏻‍♀️

He does call to check in though!

But serious calls are made privately of course(God forbid kunikida sees he can actually be serious for stuff like this and{tries to make} makes him just as serious about agency work )

He would DEFINITELY tell kunikida that he’s just goin to check on you and leave during the day.

Does he know you’re perfectly okay?yes. does kunikida know youre perfectly okay? No~

And He’s gonna capitalize on that fact~

Wouldn’t be as physical as atsushi would be,but would eventually just say ‘fuck it’ and be snuggly if you want him to be

anything to skip work! (and spend time with you ~)

I think atsushi would be sent over by kunikida to make sure he isn’t killing time.

Atsushi doesn’t snitch obviously! But he isn’t exactly the best liar

Dazai Calls kunikida the next day saying he got sick~~

Kunikida obviously comes by to make sure that this little shit isn’t bullshitting his way out of work again!

Is honestly surprised when he find dazai actually sick.

Dazai.who has NEVER gotten sick…. Goddamit

Crafty bastard

Wait I meant, your crafty bastard

Gets atsushi to bring shit over, snacks, drinks,medicine. Anything! (how can he go get it??? He’s sick toooooo)

The poor childdd isn’t gonna turn dazai down,even though he knows he’s full of shit

Ah just you,your crafty boi and the microbes that got you sick <3

Happy recovery!!

Ranpo

Ranpo,ranpo RANPO

Foodie supreme

I think he’d definitely have some ‘get well’ foods he’d get for you and him to try!

Would he be as dotting as atsushi or as concerned as dazai? Probably not.

Buddy knows you can take care of yourself,sick or not.

But if you asked him to cuddle he wouldn’t be that opposed to it…he would be cautious tho.

Expect for him to sleep on the couch or anywhere away from you

Its nothing personal,he just doesn’t want to get sick.

Losts of take out

I think ranpo knows to cook a little but honestly,he’s not bothered.

He just orders take out! Different hot and soothing foods! He’s make sure youre fed (him too,aint no way he aint getting at least a piece of the stuff he’s ordering!)

At one point when kunikida hears that he’s just been ordering take out the whole time,he himself comes over and cooks.

So does yosano! Dazai offers but he downright rejects him! (oof big yikes)

He’d contemplate askin yosano to make you better,but decides against it…

Honestly,ranpo wouldn’t be bad if you were sick. He’d just be a bit clueless at time.

Don’t worry! Fukuzawa and kunikida and yosano (mainly) are always there to help!

He tries his best and whenever he does anything he’s honestly so proud

Slay babygirl slayy

Chuuya

MY MANSSS

Chuuya would be doting on you,calling to ask if you were okay and making sure you have enough of anything you need.

Mans is takin care of you,what can I say~~

Chuuya is quite responsible and really knows what he’s doing so he’d have the best doctor(or just your doctor if you wanted) to treat you and make sure you’re on the right track to recovery!

He’d take a day,or at least half-day off work if you needed him,but if it couldn’t be avoided,he’d send one of his subordinates to check on you.

Maybe someone youre more familiar with if you asked?

Is he scared of getting sick?

Not necessarily,he jus cant afford to get sick…

His job is pretty demanding,so he might sleep away from you if youre contagious…

But he’d still take care of you,cooking for you whenever he could and making sure youre all comfy.

If he does end up getting sick from you,he wouldn’t really be mad.

Would prolly beat himself up for bein careless(not for you to hear ofc) but in the end you ride out the sickness together!

If he catches something different to you?

He’s self isolating.

Different apartment.not risking giving it to you!

He honestly just wants the best for you and would do what he had to to make sure that you did.

Now back to if you were sick with him (like a similar illness )

He’d stay in bed with you if you wanted.

King of cuddles honestly.

I can only describe him as tiny but mighty

But he’d make sure you got sunlight and were active at least a little.

You’d do little couple-y things

Cooking together,little crafts

Even readin eachothers fave books!

He definitely makes it as bearable for you as possible.

Lucky tbh :’)

EDGAR ALLAN POE

Hehehehe

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Buddy’s doing everything he can!

Calling doctors,buying medicine,snacks,stuffies anything to make you feel better!

Heck,he’d write you a story to travel into if you were feeling down in the dumps too!

Buddy’s just trying his best tbhh

Oh and KARL

karl is 100% gonna be there to cuddle you when poe’s not around

Karl is his eyes and ears!

Would he be opposed to being close? If you were contagious? Perhaps.

But he’d prolly even wear a hazmat suit and cuddle you if you wanted!

Either that or he’d just take medicine to make himself immune and cuddle you!

But if youre down really bad he’ll prolly stay on the couch or in the extra room.

Would sleep in a sleeping bag on the floor if you needed supervision or if you wanted him close.

He doesn’t mind!

Poe just wants the best for you and he’ll do anything he can to make you feel better.

If he gets sick too,he doesn’t mind.he’ll just hop into bed and get comfy with you.

Poe’s quite a tall fella so he’ll be able to wrap you in quite a snuggly hug! (he is 6 feet after all! If youre taller than or as tall as him, its still work!)

He has snacks around for when ranpo comes around so,regardless of if he restocks or not,you’ll have enough snacks for when youre sick.

Has separate colour coded pill boxes for the two of you and reminds you to take em daily.you do it together!

He’s be great honestly~

But then its poe,so whats new ey?

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greedypleasures · 6 months

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completely sober rn so obviously my mind is just fantasizing. i feel like bloggingggg. intox holidays

halloween: anonymity, parties

thanksgiving: see if u can stay awake after stuffing ur hungry slutty self with as much food and booze as possible

christmas: festival alcoholic drinks like eggnog, gifts that can't be refused~

new years eve: parties, fleeting romance, champagne, resolutions to drink way way more

st. valentine's day: i'll just have one or two drinks before the date. to loosen up! and make sure im fun. is this dress too revealing? oh my god, thank you for ordering another drink from me, that's so sweet. than'g youuu for ordering anuzzer 4 jrings for meee

st. patricks day: beer. beer. women stumbling through the street asking for more beer. beer in big huge mugs. beeeeeer

april fools day: you give your girlfriend a 200mg edible for breakfast without you knowing and she pays you back with the sloppiest wettest head ever, then doesn't let you cum. april fools

april 20: smoke at 4:20 am, double up at 8:40 am. smoke at 4:20 pm double up at 8:40 pm...

cinco de mayo: despite the cultural appropriation, theres a lot of margaritas and tits around

i dont know any other holidays somoene help me out

#intox kink

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cat3ch1sm · 2 years

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Hello! I love your blog ♥️

May I get a fluff scenario for Chrollo please?

Thank youuu

🥝| yes!! here's chrollo x a sleepy s/o<33

thank you all so much for 1k!!! im absolutely thrilled and so grateful for all of your support and patience<33 i will continue writing the best i can for you guys, i love u all so muchh<3333

"Y/N. How much sleep did you get last night?"

You snapped your head back up abruptly upon realizing that you were falling asleep again. Blinking hard to fight off sleep, you turned to Chrollo, trying to look as alert as possible.

"I'm awake."

"Sure you are. Stop avoiding the question." His tone was low and probing as Chrollo reached towards your face, pushing a stray strand of hair behind your ear.

Rubbing at your eyes, you hurriedly replied, "I got enough."

Chrollo's silver eyes narrowed as he observed you, scrutinizing your face for lies. Slightly embarrassed, you curtly turned and faced forward to hide your sleepy expression from Chrollo, your eyes heavy and drooping.

He chuckled lightly and faced forward as well; you could see a knowing smile on his lips from your peripheral vision. "I hope you know you aren't fooling anyone. You spend too much time working for that wretched Hunter Association, love- they're running you ragged and it's unhealthy. Especially with that Dark Continent expedition approaching..."

"Mmhm..."

The rest of Chrollo's words were lost on you as your vision began to darken again and your head began to fall, you fading in and out of consciousness as your continuous lack of sleep began to catch up to you. But you were startled out of your slumber when you felt a hand on your chin lift your head upward.

"You're falling asleep on me, love."

"Oh... am I?"

"Yeah."

Again, you blinked hard to clear the spots from your vision, shaking your head from side to side. Your whole body felt sluggish and heavy, and sleep was growing more difficult to fight off. "I'm sorry. Really... 'm not that tired...still have work to do-"

"Not that tired? You can barely speak. I'm not letting you touch your computer until you can hold a proper conversation with me for more than ten minutes without drifting off," Chrollo stated firmly, releasing your chin and taking your limp hand. "Come on, darling, get up- I'm taking you to bed."

"But-"

"No. You're getting some sleep whether you like it or not."

While your mind was adamantly against the idea, your body was too tired to resist, and in the back of your brain you knew sleep was definitely something you needed. Your eyes were bloodshot and ached from not having been closed in such a long time, and you had to blink hard every two seconds to keep your vision from going wonky. Limply, you allowed Chrollo to take your hand and lead you to your bedroom, where he promptly lifted you up and laid you on the bed, tossing the blankets over your body and propping a pillow under your lolling head.

"There. I want you to lie down for a while- and don't get back up until you've slept at least until- five o'clock. It's ten p.m. now. However, I would prefer if you slept for longer. Just don't force yourself up if you're still tired."

"But what will you do?" you wanted to know, eyes beginning to flutter shut as the warmth and comfort of the bed lulled you to sleep.

"I have some business affairs to attend to." It was then you noticed Chrollo was in a suit, a bandage tied around his forehead and dark hair falling in front of his face.

"This late?"

"I'm afraid so. But, of course, I'm always available if you need me." Chrollo smoothed out his clothing before leaning down and planting planting a gentle kiss on your forehead. "Sleep well- and don't even think about getting back up once I leave." He made his way towards the door, stopping in the doorway to smile sincerely at you. "I'll be back as soon as possible, alright?"

Chrollo's words fell on deaf ears. You'd already fallen asleep, your soft breathing the only sound in the dimly lit bedroom. Chrollo sighed good-naturedly as he stepped out and shut the door as quietly as he could.

"Sweet dreams, my love."

#chrollo x reader #reader x chrollo #chrollo x you #you x chrollo #chrollo lucilfer headcanons #chrollo lucilfer x reader #chrollo x reader smut #chrollo x reader fluff #chrollo headcanons #phantom troupe headcanons #genei ryodan #hxh headcanons #hxh fic #hxh fluff

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moletusk · 10 months

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im using my whiteboard to talk when i dont want to actually use words and i was practicing my doodling with this little comic.

oooohh you know im such a fool for youuu /lyr

#homestar runner #h*r #homestar fanart #moletusk #is it normal to not want to speak sometimes #marzipan #marzistar #is an okay ship i guess #i love the cranberries fr #omg the cranberries <3 #art #okay bye now #:3

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m0ther-of-p3arl · 10 days

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hi i finished tma season 1

IM GONNA THROW UP NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

WHY HER WHY SASHA WHY MSUT THEY DO THIS WHY MY WIFE WHY WHY N OOOOOOO

THAT IS NOT MY SASHA THAT IS NOT MY WIFE WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!! SHE DIDNT EVEN EAT ANY NOTEBOOKS MAN WHY SHED GET GRAHAM'D!!!! IM GONNA CRY THATS NOT HER THATS NOT HER THATS NOT HER WHAT THE HELL "yes." YOU ARE NOT MY BELOVED GET OUT

THAT FUCKING TABLE ISTG I HATE IT I HATE IT IM GONNA HIT IT WITH TWELVE BILLION METAL PIPES WHY DIDNT JON BREAK IT YOUUU FUUUUUUCKKKK THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE NO WAY THAT TABLE ISNT RELATED TO WHATEVER THIS REPLACEINATOR IS. IS IT THE SAME CREATURE THAT SKEDADDLED INTO GRAHAMS FLAT????? WHY DOES NO ONE SEE ANYTHING WRONG W SASHA THAT IS SO OBLIVIOUSLY NOT HER

the worms the worms the worms ... worm wife ..... the screamerrrrrrrrrrr the wormerrrrrrrrrrr

tim is so silly i love him tbh. my man (presumably) took off his pants in the middle of a wormpocalypse. thanks buddy. he should be high on co2 more often."statement of joe spooky... regarding mysterious happenings..." silly guy silly guy (the horrors) "im fine though. except for the holes. and the pain. and the blood. and the nightmares. couldve been worse though, eh?" u need 12 diff types of therapy now buddy

MARTIN is quite silly too i like him a lot ... erm i think he might actually be a ghost Jon was onto something (silly). jons still such a hater STOPPP HES JUST OUT HERE VIBING... HE SOUNDED SO SAD AND SCARED :( i want to hug him please "im sorry i left you" .. i know what you are

why was Gertrudes body just There btw. what the fuck. shes just been there??? man imagine ur running from The Worms and then BOOM random dead body of the old Archivist HELLO?? AND SHE WAS SHOT??? NO SPOOKY SCARIES ?? JUST GOOD OL GUNS??

i looked it up. the missing cases. have sashas voice. and the homophobic vase statement. im going actually going to be sick. wdym "Evelyn Hewett as Not!Sasha" GOODBYE I HATE EVERYTHING

they all sound so tiiired :[

SORRY TO RANT IN YOUR INBOX BTW IM JUST. NEED TO SCREAM. GOING INSANE

AND SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPS IIIIIMM

I NEED TO BE LOBOTOMIZED RIGHT NOW WHYYYY

AAAAAAH I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO RESPOND TO UR RANT IN EVERY POINT IN ITS ENTIRETY BUT REST ASURED IVE READ THE WHOLE THING AND IM

FUCKKK YESSSSSSSSSS

i knew you'd like tma. i fucking KNEW it. and it only gets worse from here hehehehhe so watch out >:3 and THEN u have to listen to protocol.... fuck yes.........

YOURE CATCHING ON TO SO MUCH OF THE LORE STuFF THO GOOD JOB U UNDERSTAND IT SO MUBH BETTER THAN I DID MY FIRST LISTEN LOL

yea sasha.... oof....... bro got graham'd as u said :3

tim.... auauuaauua a fandom favorite. ofc. the lovely. i have so much to say aobut tim and what a [insert adjectvie that i cant say cos spoilers] character he is but i CANT cos again SPOILERS........

martin is so lovely. i love that man. gorgeous ass lovely human. honestly one of the best characters (but jon's my fave im a jon girlie)

THE HOMOPHOBIC VASE LMAO yes. also. have u heard the jurgen leitner rant?? id save it til after u finish s2 but it is definitely something that every tma fan should memorize.

jurgen leitner?! stupid idiot motherufkcing jurgen leitner god damn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of teh whore, biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town, cowboy motherfucker jurgen leitner (etc etc. this goes on for about 4 paragraphs.)

I RELALY APPRECIATE U RANTING IN MY INBOX. BECAUSE U STARTED LISTENINT TO TMA COS OF ME. ITS LIKE MY HARD WORK IS ALL PAYING OFF. IVE INDOCTRINATED U INTO THIS STUPID FUCKING PODCAST.

dw it destroys everyone. makes everyone go insane. i had the Exact Same Reactions on my second listen ;-; it's a podcast and a half tbh. fucking amazing.

#question spirals #tma #tma spoilers #yeah this was incredible to read :]#im So Happy ur enjoying it so much RAHHHH #its one of my fave things in the entire world #so yea

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kijimha · 11 days

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OH OH OHHH....

romantic music keeps playing

I FEEL SO UNSURE

AS I TAKE YOUR HAND, AND LEAD YOU TO THE DANCEFLOOR

AS THE MUSIC DIES, SOMETHING IN YOUR EYESSS

CALLS TO MIND A SILVER SCREEN AND ITS SAS GOODBYES

IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM

THOUGH IT'S EASY TO PRETEND, I KNOW YOURE NOT A FOOLLLL

I SHOULDVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO CHEAT A FRIEND AND WASTE THE CHANCE THAT ID BEEN GIVEN

SO IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN THE WAY I DANCED WITH YOUUUU

TIME CAN NEVER MEND

THE CARELESS WHISPERS OF A GOOD FRIEND

TO THE HEART AND MIND, IGNORANCE IS KIIIND

THERES NO COMFORT IN THE TRUTH, PAIN IS ALL YOULL FIND

IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM

THOUGH ITS TO PRETEND I KNOW YOURE A FOOOLL

I SHOULDVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO CHEAT A FRIEND AND WASTE THE CHANCE THAT ID BEEN GIVEN

SO IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, THE WAY I DANCED WITH YOUUYUUYI

TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LPUD

I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD

MAYBE ITS BETTER THIS WAY...

WE HURT EACHOTHER WITH THE THINGS WE WANNA SAY

WE COULDVE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER, WE COULDVE HAD THIS DANCE FOREVER

BUT NOW WHOS GONNA DANCE WITH ME?

PLEASE STAY...

IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM

THOUGH ITS EASY TO PRETEND I KNOW YOURE NOT A FOOL

I SHOULDVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO CHEAT A FRIEND AND WASTE THE CHANCE THAT ID BEEN GIVEN

SO IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, THE WAY I DANCED WITH YOUUU

NOW THAT YOURE GONE (NOW THAT YOURE GONE)

NOW THAT YOURE GONE

WAS WHAT I DID SO WRONG, SO WRONG?

THAT YOU HAD TO LEAVE ME ALONE?

#kiji sings

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ha1taniwh0re · 2 years

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Backstory of you..

Part two of What about your past

As i had beautiful morning with my husband, my stepmother came to my house and ruined it. All members of the group were in the living room with my step mother and sisters. Poor Albert needed to talk with them as I was getting ready.

“What are you doing here “Mother”?” I said with annoying voice.

“That’s not how you talk to your mother (name), i came to see why do you talk about me with noble people, you ungrateful witch!” She said.

“Witch?”, i said and stand in-front of her. Face to face. “I just told people how cruel you were, but as i know you already showed them that”, i said with smirk.

“YOUUU. If it weren’t for me, maybe think what if, you wouldn’t have this husband and beautiful house”

“Really?”, i asked

“ You would be just the sad old tale, beaten and homeless. A PATHETIC RELIC ALL BECAUSE YOU FAILED”.

“This is the story as i recall. So show some gratitude instead of attitude!” She said to face 2cm gap.

“That’s all”, and she made a longer distance.

“The story yes, but a detail or two omitted. I imagine a women of your age must have difficulty remembering”, as I said that i saw Moran trying not to laugh.

I turned myself to face the group, and closed my eyes with smirk.

“True i owe a debt but let’s not forget why you needed me to give you what you could not get, so go on attack I have what you lack. IT WAS I NOT YOU THAT BROUGHT YOUR DAUGHTERS BACK”, i said and saw that Moriarty group was confused.

“So ask your daughters”, i said and faced her with a smirk, “Who’s the saddest or the baddest one of all”.

“That’s all”, i said and walked to sit next to my husband.

“If by saddest you mean the one who follows orders than I believe that title belongs to YOU”, my sister said.

“Yes you brought them back under MY command, IT WAS I NOT YOU THAT HAD THE MASTER PLAN”.

I listened to her while drinking my tea that Louis made for us.

“Lock that guys away? Killed them with no mercy?” I asked

“Now unable to collect there debts from us ti pay!!!” She said.

“You mean your debt?”, i said and put my cup on little table.

“MY DEBT?!”, mother asked me.

“Yes, your debt”, i said and walked to her.

“IT WAS OUR DEBT!”

“Wrong again my pet”, i smirked.

“With a single bite on a stormy night, the greatest detective Sherlock saw you with there bodys. Now you have bad reputation. So I’d watch your tone. As i recall you took a little tuble on your own”.

“Well done, I’m sure that now you think you’ve won this fight. But alas you forgot Im still have the reputation in this world”.

“Not quite”, i said.

She looked confused. And the others as well.

“The nobles find out what you did that night, but i save your name. So they forgot that you killed two innocent man”, i said smirking, “But the other twos almost killed you that night so you gave them your life and name, and than they didn’t kill you because now they have wifes and money”.

“That’s rich now lets talk about the deal you made”.

“You became prostitue that night when i kicked you out. You met one man fall in love but he betrayed you because of your job. I’m the ruler and you are nothing but the fool. That's all”.my morher said.

“You're the one to blame no denying it. You're responsible and yet you are defying it ”, i said,”Now you’ve made your bed so you can lie in it”.

“You just need me for someone to blame”, we both said that to each other at the same time looking angry.

“Leave my house, and if you dare to come back I will kill you”, i said and they all left in fear.

“Your life is sure interesting (name)-chan”, Bond said and smiled

“As you say Bond-kun”.

#anime #moriarty the patriot #albert james moriarty x reader #moriarty the patriot x reader #yuukoku no moriarty #sherlock moriarty the patriot #louis james moriarty #william moriarty #william james moriarty x reader #sherlock x reader #james bond x reader #sebastian moran x reader

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fictitiousfanfics · 9 months

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Selfarious fic Selfarious fic pleaseeeeee

thine art a fan of thee classics... yeeess.... yees... i shalleth oblidge! I shall move the stars and the planets

A character-selection x nefarious wizard story! now including fluff Short story

I am evil, horrendous and mischievous... some say... im quite... nefarious but still... through all of my loud proclaims and evil shenanigans. he had stuck with me. Even played along, enjoying it just as much as I did. He was everything I could've asked for and more... So that is why I'm at the door, dressed as formally as I can whilst holding a bouquet of canniblistic flowers that drooled. never before have I been so nervous, but it made the outside feel 10 degrees hotter. It was night. fixing my wizard robe I taped a flower onto for presentability, I tap my foot anxiously against the floor. minute felt like hours. thoughts ran wild in my head. What if he doesnt think I look good. what if I make even more of a fool of myself and he ends up leaving me for such things But all of those stop. taking a deep breath I figure... What's there to be nervous of... im hot as fuck! Then, He comes out. Dressed in a nice casual clothing that dresses all his curves. fitting snuggly around his torso and waist. A small Flower tucked in the pocket of his shirt. He's perfect "You don't look to bad.." select muttered somewhat bashfully. "youuu look like the main course of dinner tonight" I retort just to make him blush. It works. Seeing selects face flush red makes it all worth it. "w-whatever..." select sputtered out half hazardly. "well my dear-" I present the bouquet of flowers that chomp and snap at him but never truly touch him. only I can do that. Select smiles. thats what im after... the smile he has. He took the bouquet and went inside to put it in a vase before coming back out. "where are we going first...?" he questions with intrigue. I pull him close by the Hips, peppering a few light kisses on his cheek. "Dumpster fire, They have the best foods my love" I whisper to him sweetly. Select turns red once more but doesn't stop my advances. "ooorrrr mmaybe we could star gaze...?" he offers up shyly. I raise a brow inquisitively. "Hm, Not a bad idea. But I'd rather gaze at you~" yet again flirting with the already flustered love of mine. Select seemingly buries his head into my shoulder. I wrap my arms around him slowly rubbing his back and feeling the marks I had done on him. "My love... You know I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you right..?" My voice became a bit quieter in tone. unusual for me. Select faces me. "y-yeah...?" "meaning Nothing in this world will stop me from loving you" I coo warmly. "yeah yeah-... i'd make time stop for you..." select fumbled out quietly. "I'd move the Stars and planets for you" I purr out before picking select up and spinning him around. my voice returning to its loud state. "You are far to good of a subject to work on!" I joke teasingly Select laughs and holds onto me. his voice echoing in my heart which skips a few beats... probably because of all the weird shit i do. but i'll chalk it up to my love for him. That night we ended up staying home. sitting on the rooftop and watching the stars. comets going by as if they were in a hurry to get to somewhere. but we.... we had eternity in this moment. the end

#FFFA writes #fffa requests

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jadeharley-fan · 1 month

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If You If You Could Return Dont You Let It Burn Dont You Let It Fadeee Im Sure Im Not Being Rude But Its Just Your Attitude Its Tearing Me Apart Its Ruining Everything I Swore I Swore I Would Be True. And Honey So Did You ????? So Why Were You Holding Her Hand ?????? Is That The Way We Stand ??????? Wereyou LYIJGN all thTIME ???? WAas it just a Game TOyOU ?????? But imin so Deep. Youknow imsuch a fool for youuu Youve got me wrapped aorundyour fingerrr do youHAVE tolet it linger ?????? Do you have to Doyou have to do you have toLetit linger ???????OhhiTHOUGHT THE WORLD OF YOU ???????? I THOUGHT NOTHIJNG COULD GO WRONG ??????? BUT I WAS WRONG ??? I WAS WRONG ?????????? IF YOU IF YOYCOULD GET BY. TRYING NOT TO LIE. THIGNSWOULDNT BE SO CONFUSED ??????? AND I WOULDNT FEEL SO USED ?????? BUT YOU ALWAYS REALLY KNEW ?????? I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU ???????? AND IM INNNNN SO DEEEEPPPPPPPP YOCUKNOW IMSUCH A FOOL FORYOUUUUUUUU ?!?!?????? YOU GOTME WRAPPED AROUND YORUF IGNERRRRRRRR DOYOU AHEVTOLET IT KLINGER ?????? DOYOU HAVE TO ??? DO YOU HAVETO ???? DOYOU HAVE TO LET IT LINGER ????????? ANDIM INNN SODEEEPPPPPPPP YOUV EGOTME WRAPPEDD AROUNDDD YORUFINGERRRRRRRR DO YOU HAVE TOLET IT LINGERRRR DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOU HAVE TO DOYOUAVE TO LET IT LINGER ?!?!??????????????YOU KNOW IM SUCHHH AFOOOLLLLL FORYOUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOYOU AHVE TO LET IT LINGER ??????? DO YOU HAVE TO ???? DO YOU AHVE TO ?????? DOYOUHAVE TO ELTIT LIGNERRRRRR

#Imissmy mutualso fuckign bmuch #Come home #We were lovers #We were entertwined in an animal way #Come Home.

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imjustabeanie · 1 month

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Hey hi hello!! I'd like to request a match up with someone from Obey me and bungo stray dogs if that's okay.

She/her and straight.

Personality/habits:

I get described as 'gremlin-like' and chaotic, and I can't really deny it. I'm usually pretty energetic and tend to have an optimistic point of view. I get nervous when meeting new people, so I starting talking a lot and really fast too. I always try to be the clown of the group and I think it's because I crave constant attention and validation. I have a habit of speaking pretty loud which just adds to that.

I'm ENTP, 7w8, Chaotic good if that's any help.

I also have a pretty good memory and seem to remember almost every single conversation with my friends word for word (im just trying to think of things to write about at this point..).

I'd say I can control my emotions pretty well, I've never snapped at my friends. It's hard for me to stay still so I fidget a lot. It's like I always have to be doing something.

My hobbies/interests:

I like writing short stories a lot. I just find it so cool that I can pour my emotions into a story then re-read it in a few months and relive the feeling.

I like baking as well! It's a nice way to pass time and the results are even better.

Love languages:

My giving love language is physical touch while my receiving one is quality time.

I'm pretty clingy and I like to hug people from behind. Literally any form of physical touch makes me happy. But when I get pushed away it's kinda like heart break for me. I feel kind of overdramatic when that happens.

Spending quality time together is a must. Idc how, where or when, I just want to be with the person I like. Let that be watching a movie together, cooking together or just talking. Quality tike makes me feel wanted and loved, so it's really important for me.

As for deal brakers: I'd say it would be being taken for granted. I'm a people pleaser, and when the other person doesn't appreciate the things I do for them. Also I hate being told to "calm down". It makes me feel annoying and too much.

I couldn't think of anything else to write so I hope this is enough ^^

Thank youuu

Howdy! I don't write for BSD and it's only one fandom per match unless it's an appearance matchup.

Your obey me match is....Satan!

You and Satan are an explosive but loving couple. He never takes you for granted and encourages you to express all your emotions and not just bottle them up. And you teach him new ways to express them. Overall you two help the other improve.

Your chaotic personality is something he really enjoys. It's funny and adventurous so he'll always hype you up for it. He's rather intraverted but enjoys the casual outlings. He's invited to many places and always takes you as his plus one or try to get into places he knows you'd enjoy.

Satan keeps up with your fast talking easily, he understands you just get nervous or excited. He's used to it by Levi...Your jokes also make him chuckle. Once he realises you crave attention and validation, he'll give it to you more often. He understands the need for validation too. Satan also tries to help you by showing you don't need to be the clown of the group to be accepted. Just be yourself and whoever stays is a real friend. The rest are just aquaintances. Yes it's ironic given his title as lord of fools.

Satan likes your good memory! You're so attentive to what he says it just makes him feel all warm inside. He feels at ease with you. He also highly encourages you to write. He's a pretty harsh critic but it's for your own good.

Satan isn't a very touchy guy. It's gonna take time for him to warm up like that! And he's pretty private about it too. It doesn't mean he'll push you away, he just won't initiate in public. He'll explain this boundary to you so there won't be fights/he won't upset you. He pushed you away the first time and instantly regreted it. It resulted in a long discussion where both your boundaries were set. Besides that he likes baking with you! He's a good cook and overall, he likes doing domestic things with his lover.

#matchups #match ups #obey me

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fluttershyweed757 · 3 months

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You know im such a fool for youuu

You got me wrapped around your finggeerrrrr

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thesweestestgirlintown · 3 months

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YOU KNOW IM SUCH A FOOL FOR YOUUU

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neverplaythisgame · 11 months

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IRIS: Vitreous, you are being formally charged with…

IRIS: Fraud, Impersonating a medical professional, Willful negligence, Voluntary manslaughter, Resisting arrest, Faking your own death…

IRIS: Oh, What CAN’T we charge you with?

IRIS: You’re a dirty liar. And you’ve killed people because of it.

IRIS: What’s more is that you didn’t even die when you were meant to.

IRIS: How do you plead?

IRIS: Not like you’ll be found anything but guilty.

VITREOUS: How how how hhhow do I?

VITREOUS: You th- YOU! YOU THIIINK YOU’RE A! A JUUJ- A. A JUUL.

RANVIER: A judge???

VITREOUS: A JUDJGE. You- YOU THINK YOU’RE… ONE A THOSE.

IRIS: How Could I Not Be? What position do YOU think you’re in to question my authority?

VITREOUS: EVEN FACKEN PLAY ING FIELD.

IRIS: O-hoh?

VITREOUS: CAUSE IIIII

VITREOUS: KNOW SOME THING

VITREOUS: YOUUU DON’T

IRIS: Then enlighten me.

VITREOUS: IIII

VITREOUS: KNOWWW

VITREOUS: THAAAATTTTT

IRIS: Out with it.

VITREOUS: I KNOW THAT YOU’RE A DIRTY LITTLE HYPOCRITE!

IRIS: You-

IRIS: How DARE-

VITREOUS: I KNOW THAT YOU’RE A LIAR!!!!! LIAR LIAR LIAR!!!

VITREOUS: YOU CALL ME BAD!!! IM NOT NOT NOTTTT.

VITREOUS: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID TEE BEE ACHE

VITREOUS: BUT I KNOW THAT YOUUUU

VITREOUS: YOU LIE EVERY ! EVERY! EVERY! EVERYSINGLESECOND!

VITREOUS: YOU LIE TO YOUR FRIENDS ! AND YOUR PEOPLE ! AND EVERYONE !!!

VITREOUS: AND THEN CALL EVERYONE ELSE LIARS BECAUSE YOUVE NEVER EVEN SEEN THE TRUTTTTH!!!!

VITREOUS: IIII KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOOUUUU DON’T

VITREOUS: AND THAT’S THAT YOU’RE A LITTLE COWARD CHEATER WHO!!! FAKED MAGIC!!!

VITREOUS: I KNOWWW THAT YOURE RELYING ON THE POWERS OF AN EVIL HORSE

VITREOUS: WHO DOESNT EVEN REMEBER THAT HES EVIL!!!!!!

VITREOUS: YOURE DOING EVERY THING FOR NOOOOTHIIINNNGG

VITREOUS: STUPID STUPID STUPID COWARD!!!!!!!

VITREOUS: AND I KNOW THIS

VITREOUS: CAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING

VITREOUS: CAUSE I CAN SEE IT

VITREOUS: I CAN SEE THAT YOU CHEATED WITH THE HELP OF ANOTHER CHEATER AND YOURE STILL TRY ING TO PIGGY BACK OFF HIM AND HIS CHEATSER BROTHERRE!!

VITREOUS: HA HA HA

VITREOUS: WHALE GUESSSS WHAT.

VITREOUS: YOURE ONLY FOOLING FOOLS!!!

VITREOUS: AN IM NOT ONE (1)!!!!!!

#uptown2

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