#a 4yo

[sweetiespider]

no wonder the episode took so long, the little nerd was making his own cipher x

#for etho uts actually quite quick #and for most of the youtubers i like #i iust wanted to make a joke #listen to how happy he is about his little geeky language #average 40yo 4yo #hermitcraft #ethoslab #i edited it to say cipher and not language #video #1k

[maddy-katt]

Constantly sending my partner posts I find on here like a 4yo running around the park and showing off cool bugs and sticks and rocks I find while my tail wags and she smiles at me and tells me how cool/cute it is and gently smooches my forehead so I can keep running around and finding new stuff to show

#at work right now sending emails #but I'm actually 4yo #who let a 4yo send emails #what cruelty is this

[bookwyrminspiration]

“We’ve been looking for you for 12 years” 12 years ago she was an infant, what criteria was Alden even using to look and narrow it down that’s a baby. was Alden sending Alvar to snoop around literal babies. he’s standing awkwardly invisible in the maternity ward looking at newborns waiting for them to talk instinctually and then they don’t and he just leaves like welp, maybe next time. watching a toddler from across the street like nope, that kid’s shit at walking can’t be an elf, next. baby failure

#kotlc #I started a series reread #and for some reason that part really stood out #how did they look before sophie was established as her own unique person #what kinda fuckery is going on that you’re like…like 4yo is suspicious as hell let’s check if she’s not human #like dude 4yos are basically only known by immediate relations and people nearby #how did you find them #I find this so amusing imagining them trailing literal babies evaluating them #she ate a bug. very unelflike moving on the next suspect #like dude that’s a toddler

[koerinz]

Cassidy’s Family

March 26, 1976

#art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #shiujen chen #bohai chen #cassidy chen #cassidy fnaf #chen family #the design and the functionality #70s #left is Shiujen (mom) and the right is Bohai (dad) #Cassidy would be almost 4yo here #environments are difficult to draw #have to practice more sighh

[ladykeyleth]

a menace

#criticalroleedit #critteredit #critical role #marisha ray #travis willingham #sam riegel #mgifs #c3e21 1h8m #c3e29 2h57m30s #travis and sam wiping marisha's face and arm #like she's a messy 4yo who just spilled everything everywhere #dads™

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches

#random pet post #it really is a weird coat pattern #I'm never sure if I should describe him accurately as a white marked tabby or as the first impression people get of a black and white cat #love his little backward C's #I got all my other pets around the same time and they've been dying off one by one this last year or so #I'm down to just this 4yo kit and Bruiser #actually I'm not done whispering in the tags #pretty soon it's just gonna be me and this terrible little man against the world #and he gives me such weird problems you cannot even begin to imagine #took to the leash and harness without a bit of difficulty but I can't take him anywhere cuz he freaks out about people 500ft away #really difficult to find sitters for him cuz he gets so stressed about changes and waits until 3am to SCREAM #he's 17 lbs and wants to sleep on my chest 14 hours a day #took him on a work trip a week or 2 ago cuz of aforementioned petsitting troubles and some kind of wire got crossed #so instead of stress peeing in my laundry basket he now humps the nearest blanket covered limb to alert me of problems #he got scared of his water dish recently and is only now starting to get over it after 3 weeks of drama #he knocked it over last night and humped my leg while I tried to sleep to try and convey to me that he was thirsty #I'm thinking of getting a second cat and just fucking hoping that it'll be normal and maybe Prompto can target it for some of his weirdness

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i am ecstatic to inform you all that irl children actually like garten of banban. met a kid today with exclusively banban jibbets on his tye-die crocs. gonna be the coolest bitch in banban's kindergarten

#mine #garten of banban #people who enjoy banban: 1) 4yo kids 2) people with big brain who point at choo choo charles

[wenevergotusedtoegypt]

Imagine being so delusional that you think you're making a positive difference in the world by heckling a random American Jewish 4-year-old about Gaza on the street

#antisemitism #jumblr #yeah so that happened #BH went totally over 4yo's head #but not mine 🙃

[xofemeraldstars]

:(((

#a 4yo shouldn't have that kind of responsibility #dean winchester #spn #kya watches stuff #wrewatch #w: kripke #spn 5x22

[fuckthemforthis]

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #nailed the 4yo look

[climbingbitch]

just realized that I've kissed one man and one woman, just how GOD INTENDED

#unless you count 4yo me kissing a friend on the cheek #4yo me got rizz tbh #:3 #196 #rule #lgbtqia #196 rule #196 campfire

[with-my-murder-flute]

Sometimes I achieve the clarity of mind to realize that "Griddle" is basically how a two-year-old would pronounce "Gideon" and it knocks me out again for another two weeks

#the locked tomb #my brother's kids have injokes especially about names based on toddler pronunciation #that's what made me realize why 'gwi-dah' #i bet 4yo gideon absolutely loved correcting 3yo harrow's language #and in revenge harrow learned to enunciate everything else P E R F E C T L Y #and just never upgraded 'Griddle' to 'Gideon' #lis's tlt theories

[aa-400]

'are you okay?'

i see a man who's gone through hell become possessed by an eldritch monster and i take the side of the eldritch monster. not once, but twice i take the side of the eldritch monster. do you think i'm okay?

#malevolent #GHDIUHG LISTEN I LOVE ARTHUR I DO #BUT I ALSO LOVE JOHN DOE AND YELLOW AND I FEEL SO MUCH SYMPATHY FOR THEM #not that i dont for arthur but its. different. #i dont love kiy the way i love john and yellow but there is a part of me that [gestures to an earlier tag rant of mine] #i just think directly applying human measuring sticks to a great old one #is a bit like looking at a 4yo crushing ants with a rock and deciding they're inherently and intentionally evil #i mean yeah the kiy is a bit more purposefully cruel than a 4yo smushing bugs is especially in malevolent. for sure. #and malevolent and other cosmic horror is from the perspective of ants #but yknow what i mean and even if you dont i choose to empathise with the unfathomable monsters and evil and you cant stop me

[sualne]

Whether it was intentional or not, I like how the purple swirl pattern on Luffy's dress you drew resembles the Gum-Gum Fruit! It's a fun subtle detail.

it was intentional! im glad you like it!! :D i had some trouble coming up with a dress for him knowing he hates wearing frilly clothes, in the end i settled on something gear 5 inspired, being mostly white and purple swirl for his fruit and, purposely, giving him and outfit he wouldn't wear.

as in 'i dont want him to wear smth he wouldnt like to wear but also he wouldnt wear a dress at all and therefore why not go for the frilliest dress i can give him and see how it goes?'

#plus. there is smth so satisfying about cute frilly white dress getting obliterated and covered in blood. truly enable the 4yo urge to tear #apart your own clothes. im always so sad when i guy characters goes 'i hate wearing dress' because like. why? almost everytime #its because they dont want to be seen as feminine but bro that dress can show off your muscle like never before trust me u can be very masc #in a dress theyre really fun and pretty clothes

[wenevergotusedtoegypt]

1yo took his first steps today!

#15 months #late by some standards but super early by our family’s lolllll #4yo was 22 months

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

must be nice not being aware that the shah rukh khan exists and going through your life like a pre-trailer thing of a movie dropping is not the life changing event for at least over a billion

#btw this is also the prevue (pre-trailer thing) of how insufferable i am about to get #he's going to be the villain and there's a double role YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 😭 #the smartest decision 4yo made was choosing him as my favourite hero #and i feel like i am still being rewarded #he's just everything to me 🥹 #jawan #bollywood #SRK crisis hours #shah rukh khan #shahrukh khan