#aaron burr human disaster

[beggars-opera]

Being a historian is 10% teaching and 90% reading dead people's diaries for fun

#history #aaron burr's is a personal favorite #walking human disaster of a man

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: just spent forty bucks on a coconut

TG: like an ass

CG: THE VENGEFUL SPIRIT OF HUMAN DISASTER AARON BURR STRIKES AGAIN

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #Dave Strider #Karkat Vantas #Mod Nepeta

[ao3feed-lams]

"Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir?"

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by Ick_arus

"Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?"

The voice strikes a chord with him; he does not know the voice and he does. He has heard this voice once before; there is only one person that has called him like that, yet it seems like a lifetime ago.

He whirls back at it all the same. He takes in the sight; a boy, one that stands with all the confidence of a man but a boy nonetheless, around his age, skinny and pale with odd eyes and long hair. Burr does not know him. 

  Does he?

 And

"Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir?"

Burr looks up from his laptop, quirking an unimpressed eyebrow. “That depends, who’s askin’?”

(Or; Across the Multiverse, Alexander Hamilton still insists on calling him Aaron Burr, sir

Words: 2980, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Aaron Burr, Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, James Madison

Relationships: Alexander Hamilton/Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton & John Laurens & Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette & Hercules Mulligan, Aaron Burr & John Laurens, Aaron Burr & Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Aaron Burr & Hercules Mulligan, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens, sorta

Additional Tags: Hamilton Lyrics, Hamilton References, Alternate Universe - Reincarnation, Reincarnation, sorta - Freeform, i don't think we give laurens enough credit, hes literally choas incarnate in the first bit of act 1, Canon Related, Canon Universe, Aaron Burr-centric, Aaron Burr is So Done, James Madison is So Done, Minor Thomas Jefferson/James Madison, Good Friend James Madison, Alexander Hamilton is a Little Shit, Alexander Hamilton Being Alexander Hamilton, Human Disaster Alexander Hamilton, Alternate Universe - Corporate, Human Disaster John Laurens, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, First Meetings, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Era, Alternate Universe, Revolutionary Set (Hamilton) - Freeform, Chaotic John Laurens, Drinking, Drunkenness, no beta we die like John Laurens, I have no shame apparently, Alexander Hamilton is a Mess

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#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #Hamilton #lams

[brookstonalmanac]

Events 12.3

915 – Pope John X crowns Berengar I of Italy as Holy Roman Emperor (probable date). 1775 – American Revolutionary War: USS Alfred becomes the first vessel to fly the Grand Union Flag (the precursor to the Stars and Stripes); the flag is hoisted by John Paul Jones. 1799 – War of the Second Coalition: Battle of Wiesloch: Austrian Lieutenant Field Marshal Anton Sztáray defeats the French at Wiesloch. 1800 – War of the Second Coalition: Battle of Hohenlinden: French General Jean Victor Marie Moreau decisively defeats the Archduke John of Austria near Munich. Coupled with First Consul Napoleon Bonaparte's earlier victory at Marengo, this will force the Austrians to sign an armistice and end the war. 1800 – United States presidential election: The Electoral College casts votes for president and vice president that result in a tie between Thomas Jefferson and Aaron Burr. 1818 – Illinois becomes the 21st U.S. state. 1834 – The Zollverein (German Customs Union) begins the first regular census in Germany. 1854 – Battle of the Eureka Stockade: More than 20 gold miners at Ballarat, Victoria, are killed by state troopers in an uprising over mining licences. 1881 – The first issue of Tamperean daily newspaper Aamulehti ("Morning Paper") is published. 1898 – The Duquesne Country and Athletic Club defeats an all-star collection of early football players 16–0, in what is considered to be the very first all-star game for professional American football. 1901 – In a State of the Union message, U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt delivers a 20,000-word speech to the House of Representatives asking Congress to curb the power of trusts "within reasonable limits". 1904 – The Jovian moon Himalia is discovered by Charles Dillon Perrine at California's Lick Observatory. 1910 – Modern neon lighting is first demonstrated by Georges Claude at the Paris Motor Show. 1912 – Bulgaria, Greece, Montenegro, and Serbia (the Balkan League) sign an armistice with the Ottoman Empire, temporarily halting the First Balkan War. (The armistice will expire on February 3, 1913, and hostilities will resume.) 1919 – After nearly 20 years of planning and construction, including two collapses causing 89 deaths, the Quebec Bridge opens to traffic. 1920 – Following more than a month of Turkish–Armenian War, the Turkish-dictated Treaty of Alexandropol is concluded. 1929 – President Herbert Hoover delivers his first State of the Union message to Congress. It is presented in the form of a written message rather than a speech.[6] 1938 – Nazi Germany issues the Decree on the Utilization of Jewish Property forcing Jews to sell real property, businesses, and stocks at below market value as part of Aryanization. 1944 – Greek Civil War: Fighting breaks out in Athens between the ELAS and government forces supported by the British Army. 1959 – The current flag of Singapore is adopted, six months after Singapore became self-governing within the British Empire. 1960 – The musical Camelot debuts at the Majestic Theatre on Broadway. It will become associated with the Kennedy administration. 1967 – At Groote Schuur Hospital in Cape Town, South Africa, a transplant team headed by Christiaan Barnard carries out the first heart transplant on a human (53-year-old Louis Washkansky). 1971 – Indo-Pakistani War of 1971: Pakistan launches a pre-emptive strike against India and a full-scale war begins. 1972 – Spantax Flight 275 crashes during takeoff from Tenerife North–Ciudad de La Laguna Airport, killing all 155 people on board. 1973 – Pioneer program: Pioneer 10 sends back the first close-up images of Jupiter. 1979 – In Cincinnati, 11 fans are suffocated in a crush for seats on the concourse outside Riverfront Coliseum before a Who concert. 1979 – Iranian Revolution: Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini becomes the first Supreme Leader of Iran. 1982 – A soil sample is taken from Times Beach, Missouri, that will be found to contain 300 times the safe level of dioxin. 1984 – Bhopal disaster: A methyl isocyanate leak from a Union Carbide pesticide plant in Bhopal, India, kills more than 3,800 people outright and injures 150,000–600,000 others (some 6,000 of whom later died from their injuries) in one of the worst industrial disasters in history. 1989 – In a meeting off the coast of Malta, U.S. President George H. W. Bush and Soviet General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev release statements indicating that the Cold War between NATO and the Warsaw Pact may be coming to an end. 1992 – The Greek oil tanker Aegean Sea, carrying 80,000 tonnes of crude oil, runs aground in a storm while approaching A Coruña, Spain, and spills much of its cargo. 1992 – A test engineer for Sema Group uses a personal computer to send the world's first text message via the Vodafone network to the phone of a colleague. 1994 – Taiwan holds its first full local elections; James Soong elected as the first and only directly elected Governor of Taiwan, Chen Shui-bian became the first directly elected Mayor of Taipei, Wu Den-yih became the first directly elected Mayor of Kaohsiung. 1995 – Cameroon Airlines Flight 3701 crashes on approach to Douala International Airport in Douala, Cameroon, killing 71 of the 76 people on board. 1997 – In Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, representatives from 121 countries sign the Ottawa Treaty prohibiting manufacture and deployment of anti-personnel landmines. The United States, People's Republic of China, and Russia do not sign the treaty, however. 1999 – NASA loses radio contact with the Mars Polar Lander moments before the spacecraft enters the Martian atmosphere. 2005 – XCOR Aerospace makes the first manned rocket aircraft delivery of U.S. Mail in Kern County, California. 2007 – Winter storms cause the Chehalis River to flood many cities in Lewis County, Washington, and close a 32-kilometre (20 mi) portion of Interstate 5 for several days. At least eight deaths and billions of dollars in damages are blamed on the floods. 2009 – A suicide bombing at a hotel in Mogadishu, Somalia, kills 25 people, including three ministers of the Transitional Federal Government. 2012 – At least 475 people are killed after Typhoon Bopha makes landfall in the Philippines. 2014 – The Japanese space agency, JAXA, launches the space explorer Hayabusa2 from the Tanegashima Space Center on a six-year round trip mission to an asteroid to collect rock samples. 2021 – COVID-19 pandemic: New Zealand moves into COVID-19 Protection Framework (Traffic Light System), moving Auckland out of lockdown for fully vaccinated people.

#Events

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

Now I’m the villain in your history/I was too young and blind to see/I should have known/I should have known the world was wide enough/For both Hamilton and me...

Aaron Burr you were almost 50 goddamn years old you were not too young for anything

#aaron burr #hamilton #alexander hamilton #lin manuel miranda #hamilton meta #kris talks #my post #thinkin abt hamilton this morning i guess #aaron burr human disaster

[i-will-never-be-satisfied101]

Alexander : What’s up? I’m back.

Burr: I literally saw you die. I killed you. You’re dead.

Alexander: Death is a social construct.

#hamilton #aaron burr #alexander hamilton #human disaster alexander hamilton #the world was wide enough #what should have happened #source: ??? #fix it au #hamilton the musical #hamilton incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #hamilton memes #amrev incorrect quotes #amrev

[herewithstupid]

Found this when glancing at Twitter and I’m fucking dying. There’s definitely more on there- I just don’t have the proper history know-how to appreciate them. But the ones I at least knew had me fucking dying

#george washington #alexander hamilton #john adams #thomas jefferson #aaron burr #human disaster aaron burr #benjamin franklin #james madison #gilbert du motier marquis de lafayette #lafayette #gouverneur morris #us history #founding fathers #hamilton

[amodwithoutamark]

Every time I hear “Where You Are” from Moana I think of Aaron Burr singing this line because of the story in his journals where he spent like 16 shillings on a coconut. 

#aaron burr #hamilton #consider the coconut #aaron burr human disaster #art #amodwithoutamark

[ikebanaka]

Things that give me life:

Remembering that Aaron Burr once set himself on fire trying to light a candle with his gun and a bunch of gunpowder.

#aaron burr #human disaster #i looked this up and it’s real #aaron burr was a real life human disaster #hamilton

[johnadamsbignaturals]

i made america may not be getting a season 2 but that's not gonna stop me from wishing for a season where the people who brought the founders to the future try to bring aaron burr up too as like a hit man and then burr being like "????????????what in the fuck??"

#and getting further into time frames and what specific years each of them where brought from #because when hamilton was comforting madison he metioned a specific year which was previous to the death of abigail adams SOOOOOO...... #i made america #founding fathers #aaron burr: human disaster

[ao3feed-hamilton]

by DaFishi

Alexander hates grocery shopping.

Like, what’s the point?

Can’t they all just starve?

It would be may more efficient.

Thomas doesn't agree.

Alexander is really questioning whether he should have married that man or not.

Words: 200, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 13 of Jamilton Month 2021

Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr, Thomas Jefferson (mentioned), Angelica Schuyler (mentioned)

Relationships: Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr/Angelica Schuyler

Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Grocery Shopping, Grocery Store, Milk, milk cartons, I swear it makes sense, Human Disaster Aaron Burr, Ok he’s really not in this fic I just love that atg, Tag, please send help and sleeping pills, i need it

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#IFTTT #ao3feed #Hamilton #fanfic

[beggars-opera]

Honestly my favorite fun fact about everyone’s favorite human disaster Aaron Burr is that he spent the summer of 1775 trying to flirt with John Hancock’s fiancée.

The history books tend to claim that Dorothy initiated this but I have serious doubts considering she was very much not an idiot and also almost ten years older than him

#Dolly: hello I am about to marry one of the richest men in the country #some teenage punk law student: m’ladyyyy #history

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

Fish Lawyers

FISH LAWYERS!!!

Alex ends up getting a new phone with Theodosia Sr’s old number, and Aaron has been texting said number since she died. Alexander responds, they introduce themselves, and Alexander attempts to keep up a wholesome conversation at 4 in the morning. (Hint: he’s not very good at it.) Contrary to the title, this is NOT an AU where AHam and Burr are fish who are lawyers. 

Stranger: [Modern AU. After the death of Theodosia Sr, Aaron continued to text her number as a way to keep up “communication” with her. Alexander was just given her old number. They don’t know each other.] Hey, Thea. I’m sorry, I know it’s been a while, but I think you’d be glad that I can get by a few days without pretending that I’m talking to you. Still, old habits die hard, I suppose, and I don’t think I’ll ever truly get over you. But I digress. After all, there is a reason why I’m messaging you today. Theodosia took her first steps! And them immediately fell flat on her face and started crying until I put Blue’s Clues on. I wish you could see her. She looks like you, and she’s already mastered the puppy eyes that you know I can never resist. You’d probably be able to take care of her better than I ever good. I miss you and I love you. -AB

You: Hello there. I don't mind if you continue to message this number, but I wanted to let you know that it was reassigned from the previous owner. Thea, I presume? AH Congratulations, by the way! First steps are very important! You should be proud :) AH

Stranger: Oh! I'm very sorry for disturbing you. If I had known it had been reassigned to someone who wasn't her, I wouldn't have. -AB

You: It's fine! Don't worry about it. Like I said, I don't mind it. It's sweet, the way you talk about your daughter. AH

Stranger: Well, she's a sweet girl, there's really no other way to talk about her. -AB

You: She sounds like it. You sound like a good father. AH

Stranger: I certainly do what I can, although I'm not sure if I can quite be classified as "good." -AB

You: What makes you say that? AH I don't think you're being fair to yourself. AH

Stranger: I just don't have as much time for her as I'd like. -AB

You: That's hardly a punishable offence. Lots of parents have to make sacrifices for their kids, including working for the money so that they're safe. AH

Stranger: I appreciate that you think so. But trust me when I say that I have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to her. -AB

You: Are you trying, though? AH

Stranger: Absolutely, yes. -AB

You: Then you're doing the right thing. AH

Stranger: Thank you. -AB

You: It's a fact. You don't have to thank me. AH

Stranger: Factual or not, it's something I needed to hear. AB

You: Well, I guess you're welcome, then. Try not to be too hard on yourself. AH

Stranger: I'll try. AB My name is Aaron, by the way. AB

You: Alexander. AH It's nice to meet you. I say meet, but... Text, I guess, is a better word. So. It's nice to text you. AH

Stranger: You, too. AB

You: And really, if you ever feel like talking to Thea, I don't have to respond. You can still text this number, if you want. AH

Stranger: I appreciate that, but I think she'd be upset with me if I kept this up for much longer. AB

You: You'd know better than I would. AH

Stranger: And regardless, stopping pretending that I'm talking to her will probably help me move on. AB

You: You can tell me to fuck off it's it's too personal, but can I ask? About her? AH

Stranger: She was my wife. And she passed away when Theo was born. AB It'll have been a year soon. Two weeks. AB

You: My condolences. Losing the people you love is never easy. AH

Stranger: No. It's not. AB But I've got Theo. I'm alright. Or, I will be. AB

You: You will be. AH Theo is lucky to have you. AH

Stranger: Thank you. AB

You: ((Is a timeskip alright?))

Stranger: [totally!]

You: [two weeks from the date; sometime around three in the morning] You didn't give me a date, but I figured I would send you a message anyways. I hope you're holding up alright. AH Oh, shit. You're probably sleeping. My bad. Sorry if this wakes you up, man. AH

Stranger: No, I'm awake. And I appreciate that. It technically is today, actually, and I'm hoping that I'll be able to focus more on the fact that my daughter is turning one. AB

You: Oh. Good. I mean, not good, because it's late... Or technically, it's early, I guess. And you should be sleeping. But good, because I didn't wake you. AH I haven't slept in a while. AH Are you doing something special for her birthday? AH

Stranger: Probably more Blue's Clues. Maybe I'll throw in some Wonder Pets, if I'm feeling really crazy. AB

You: Both good choices. No party, though? A one-year-old's gotta party, Aaron. AH

Stranger: I know, I know. Maybe I'm being strict, but in my defense, she can't really articulate what she wants out of me yet. AB She can say "tree" and "red" and "fish" that's about the extent of it. AB

You: Well, maybe she wants a red fish! In... a tree? AH Sounds like some Dr. Seuss shit. AH She at least needs cake. Every kid has to smash cake on their face when they turn one. It's tradition! AH

Stranger: Is it?? AB I'll be sure to keep that in mind. AB

You: Of course! It's a very important milestone in every child's life, the cake-smashing. AH

Stranger: Then I'll have to get one later. AB

You: How weird would it be if I wanted to get your daughter a cake? AH

You: Is that too weird? AH

Stranger: A little. But I don't really mind. AB

You: Oh, thank god. I thought it was going to be weird. AH When it gets past the thirty-six hour mark, I tend to lose track of what functioning human beings are supposed to do. AH

Stranger: That's fair. Why are you up so late? AB Or, early, I suppose. AB

You: Working. AH That was descriptive. Man, I am out of it. AH I'm working on a paper. Lots of words. Gotta get them right. AH

Stranger: Ah. Fair enough. AB Should I leave you alone? AB

You: No. The words are still happening. Besides, I texted you. AH

Stranger: Still, I wasn't sure how long you wanted to be talked to. AB

You: I've been told I'm an asshole when I don't want to be bothered, so you'd probably know. AH I've been told I'm a lot of things, actually. Very colourful, very unique things. AH I really need better friends. AH

Stranger: If it makes you feel better, I don't actually have friends. At all. AB

You: You have one, at least. That's something, right? AH

Stranger: Do I? AB

You: I'm buying your daughter a cake. I think I can call myself your friend. AH

Stranger: Yeah? AB I'd like that. AB

You: Good. Because it's happening. AH How would you feel about taking care of a fish? AH

Stranger: I'm sure I could manage. AB

You: Good. Because I'm going to get your daughter a red fish, but since she's a little small, it'll probably fall on you to take care of it. AH Probably. Unless Theo is very advanced for her age. AH

Stranger: Not quite yet, no. AB You're being very generous. AB

You: Kids deserve all the spoiling they can get. AH I do what I can with my own son, but I don't see him often enough to feel like I'm actually making an impact. AH

Stranger: You have a son? AB

You: Oh, shit. AH I swear, I'm not some insane person who's not allowed to see their kid for reasons! I didn't mean to mention Philip. AH Yes, I have a son. The long story short is that I'm divorced and my ex-wife hates me and has custody. AH The short story sounds bad, but I swear I'm not a creep. AH

Stranger: I trust you. And I'm sorry that you don't get to see him more often. AB

You: Oh, thank god. I probably sound like an idiot. AH I made some stupid decisions and I was a really shitty person to her. My ex-wife. She deserves to hate me. I just wish I got to see him more often, y'know? AH

Stranger: Of course. I can't imagine what I'd do without Theodosia. AB And I suppose I'm not helping by saying that. My apologies. AB

You: No, no, it's fine! Totally fine. God knows I'm rambling enough. AH But that's enough about my sob story of a life. It's your daughter's birthday! You should be celebrating! AH

Stranger: Well, she's asleep at the moment. Thank god. AB

You: Ah. That makes sense. It's almost four in the morning. Normal people sleep at four in the morning. AH

Stranger: Yeah, I tend to notice that, too. AB

You: You should sleep. It's four in the morning. AH

Stranger: No, I'm working. AB

You: You're working? AH

Stranger: I am, yes. AB

You: What're you working on? AH

Stranger: A drunk driving case. I'm a lawyer. AB

You: Seriously? Me too! AH The lawyer part, not the drunk driving case part. AH

Stranger: Really?? That's one hell of a coincidence. AB

You: The world is a strange place, Aaron. AH A strange, strange place. AH

Stranger: No kidding. AB

You: I guess lawyers aren't normal people. AH

Stranger: They are lawyers, so I wouldn't think so. AB

You: Because normal people sleep at four in the morning, and we're both awake. AH

Stranger: And most people, I think, are unwilling to go through hours and hours and hours of law school, only to then go through hours and hours and hours of very similar material. AB

You: You have a point, I think. AH Most of my friends think I'm insane. Sometimes, I actually agree with them. AH

Stranger: I can see it, yeah. AB

You: I feel like I should be offended... AH

Stranger: You are the one who is offering to buy a stranger's daughter both a cake and a fish. AB

You: You'd be a stranger if I didn't know your name. I know your name: It's Aaron. So we're not strangers. AH

Stranger: A person who you've spoken to once before tonight. AB

You: A very nice person who misses his wife and loves his daughter and has no one else to spoil her for him. AH

Stranger: You're ridiculous. AB And very kind. AB

You: Ridiculous, I can concede to being. But I'm not kind. I'm just a person. Doing what a person would do. AH I'm personing. Person-ing. Being a person. AH

Stranger: Being a person works. AB And while that is technically true, I don't think many people would do this sort of thing. AB

You: They would. If they were the right sort of people. AH

Stranger: Unfortunately, I think the right sort of people are rather difficult to come by. AB

You: Words are strange. I think personing should be in the dictionary, don't you? AH I guess... But still. It's what people should do. Besides. Theo can say red and fish. What better way to further her learning than to give her a red fish? It's just logical, really. AH

Stranger: Of course. How could I have not thought of that before? AB

You: I don't know. It's a pretty bad oversight, in my personal opinion. Red fish today, lawyer tomorrow! AH

Stranger: That sort of implies that the red fish will become a lawyer. AB

You: Maybe it will! Who knows? Maybe in the future, all the best lawyers will be fish. We'll be out of a job. AH

Stranger: Yeah, I think that 4:30 am brain has settled in. AB

You: My brain is perfectly healthy. In fact, I feel like a whole new world of possibility has opened before my eyes. Fish lawyers! How has no one thought of this before?! AH

Stranger: A truly excellent question. AB

You: We should patent this. We could make millions. AH

Stranger: Brilliant. AB

You: [delayed; image attached: a very poorly drawn image of a fish standing on its fins, wearing a hat and carrying a briefcase. The image is grainy, the light is low] A million bucks. Right here. AH

Stranger: I love it. AB

You: Thank you, thank you. AH You can't see me, but I'm bowing. AH

Stranger: I should hope so. This is genius. AB

You: I am but a poor, humble genius, thankful that someone finally appreciates my true brilliance. AH

Stranger: It's impossible not to, with something as inspired as fish lawyers. AB

You: I can't believe it. All this time I've been focusing on civil rights, when what I should be dealing with is fish lawyers! All those sleepless nights for nothing! AH

Stranger: A damn shame, really. AB Ah, well. Better to realize it late than never. AB

You: Mm. I suppose you're right. AH

Stranger: You're a real artist, as well. AB

You: Now you're just trying to flatter me. I've never been an artist. AH

Stranger: Are you kidding?? That fish is gorgeous. AB

You: He's doing his best, that's for damn sure. AH

Stranger: It shows. You can see the emotion in his eyes. AB

You: All those wasted years, swimming around in his bowl. Or tank, I don't know. I'm not fish-ist. AH

Stranger: Maybe he's just working to get back to his oceanic roots. AB

You: D'you think so? That would be nice. AH

Stranger: A little fish in a big pond. AB

You: Better than being a big fish in a little pond. AH

Stranger: Very true. Poor guy wouldn't fit. AB

You: Speaking of! How big of a tank do you want? AH

Stranger: I mean, first of all, I don't really actually need a fish. AB

You: But your daughter does. It's her birthday present! AH

Stranger: And you're genuinely intent on getting this for her? AB Remember, she's one. It probably won't matter that much whether she has one or not. AB

You: I think it would be nice. Eliza's got a huge tank with tons of fish, and Philip loves to watch them swim around. AH I mean, obviously I'm not going to stick you with that kind of responsibility, but a little betta wouldn't be too bad. And it would still be fun for Theo to watch. AH

#FISH LAWYERS #this one just makes me smile #it's too pure #hamburr #hamburr rp #hamburr roleplay #hamilton #alexander hamilton #aaron burr #aaron burr human disaster #omegling #omegle rp #omegle roleplay

[i-will-never-be-satisfied101]

Hamilton: Why are you like this ??

Burr: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

#incorrect hamilton quotes #alexander hamilton #aaron burr #hamilton incorrect quotes #hamilton the musical #human disaster aaron burr

[herewithstupid]

Aaron Burr’s Biography:

#aaron burr #what a burrn #and it takes and it takes and it takes #wait for it #hamilton #human disaster #all my friends are dead

[0tterp0p]

Hamilton 😉

;))))))))))))))))  you’re my favorite

favorite male character: Is it boring to say Hamilton himself? I just love him. He’s such an absolute disaster. A human catastrophe.

favorite female character: I really do love Eliza with all my heart. All of it. Whenever she sings, it makes me cry instantly. That AND she is like the epitome if kindness does not make you stupid. She is kind and strong and I love her. 

least favorite character: Like!!! Even the antagonists are great!!!! How could I shit on Jefferson and his fucking magenta dream suit? Ummm.... Samuel Seabury??? I guess?? For being annoying?

prettiest character: ANGELICA. Alt: Lafayette.

funniest character: Hamilton again. If for NOTHING else but his tiny little “oh shit” to Aaron Burr in that one part. 

favorite season: Let’s just call this act I vs act II, and it’s act II because I like pain and suffering

favorite episode: We’ll call this favorite song, and it’s either Non-Stop OR Wait For It

favorite romantic ship: I KNOW THIS IS BORING but honnnnnestly Hamilton/Eliza is complicated and I like it. I, um, also have read my fair share of Ham/Burr. Ham/Laurens.

favorite family ship: Schuyler sisters. Angelica being the Best Sister.

favorite friend ship: Hahahahahah Jefferson & Madison? Everyone needs their hype man. 

worst ship: Washington/Burr??????? idk, honestly. 

#ask meme #about #personal #casually makes plans to listen to hamilton for the rest of the week #neenya