#absolute minimum

[parastitch]

Come on people its the absolute minimum you can do!

#absolute minimum #shopping cart

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not currently in a relationship, but if I ever get married I want it to be a date with astronomical significance

These are the dates when the orbits of Earth and Mars line up; it happens once every 26-ish months. Earth's orbit is roughly circular, but Mars' is much more eccentric, with one side significantly closer to the sun than the other. Because of this, the distance between Earth and Mars at opposition ebbs and flows on a 15 to 17 year cycle, with local minimums in 1971, 1988, 2003, 2018, 2035, 2050, etc. (these minimums themselves ebb and flow on a 79 year cycle, with absolute minimums in 1924, 2003, 2082, 2161)

Ignore the yellow, green, and cyan, all that matters is the magenta. P is for perihelion (closest to the sun), A is for aphelion (farthest from the sun). The minimums occur when opposition lines up near Mars' perihelion.

August 2003 would have been perfect because Earth and Mars were at their absolute closest, but I was 6 at the time, so the next best will be September 2035. I think that would be nice symbolism for a wedding; two bodies as close to one another as possible.

But let's be honest, when I meet someone who shares by enthusiasm for astronomy I'll want to marry them on the spot.

#mars #astronomy #science #dates #absolute minimum #local minimum #opposition #earth and mars #wedding

[potpiehead]

I literally need to change everything because oh my godddddddd

#always trust how you feel about your life after 12:30 am. thats when u are truly worn down by the stress of day-to-day life AND the #reality of the actions you need to take to do radical shit in your life is less of an obstacle :P #your intolerance of your current circumstances is absolute minimum and your aversion to the other option and all that entails is also #absolute minimum #when u just get out of bed and get to partake in the mundane enjoyable things of your actually very bleak life u are fully distracted from #the reality of it #that inner voice that tells u that everything sucks at 2 in the morning and the inner voice that tell you u can get a masters degree and #become a marathoner and a famius professional artist are both you speaking to yourself. its not an angel and devil on ur shoulder those are #thoughts coming from a place of desperation and u should at least write it down and sleep on it and take it seriously #i just applied to a bunch of jobs and moved my school schedule around and im gonna drop the epic 2 weeks notice tomorrow #it feels all overwhelming and horrible but much much less bad now that ive taken at least one step. #the problem is i dont know what i want. well kind of. idk

[beaft]

thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar

#bg3 #be shh now #he said 'what's the absolute minimum amount of effort i can put into this cover story' and then somehow shot beneath that #i know lawyer isn't the same thing as magistrate. but the point is this man did not go to legal school. i doubt he knows the difference. #containment breach

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Production houses: but if the writers stay on strike we can't guarantee the future safety of your favorite shows 🥺🥺😭😭

Viewers who 1, have already lost their favorite shows because they were cancelled in spite of good ratings and good reviews or 2, have stopped watching new content entirely until the entire series has aired and concluded as a result of so many good shows getting cancelled on cliffhangers and thus leaving said viewers unable to gain closure with those characters and with a hollow viewing experience, so they've begun a, watching older shows they know came to a planned conclusion or b, revisiting their old favorites and enjoying the nostalgia or c, reading new books or fanfic instead: YOU ALREADY CAN'T GUARANTEE THE FUTURE OF OUR SHOWS SO GET FUCKING WRECKED AND PAY WRITERS WHAT THEY DESERVE!

#wga strike #support the strikes #writer's strike #writers guild of america #writers guild strike #edit; well this blew up a little #i just wanted to add that all our favorite shows are absolutely nothing without their writers #the bare freaking minimum is that those writers get paid a liveable wage #they are so underappreciated even though tptb would have nothing without them #a living wage is the bare freaking minimum pay them what they're worth for the work they do

[tinynebula]

the more hilarious part of the reactions to the Barbie movie is seeing usamerican conservatives lose their fucking minds over something that barely even scratched the surface of a feminist narrative like if they're ever exposed to decolonial feminism it might obliterate them from existence

#also thinking about those who are like THIS IS SO PROGRESSIVE AND FEMINIST #like babe it's the absolute bare minimum i promise it gets better you just live in a puritanical hellscape 😭 #barbie

[aerequets]

I have no excuses

#SO BASICALLY bc this wont make sense to most ppl its this meme amongst desis rn #theres this awful indian serial wherein anytime something “romantic” happens #(aka the absolute bare minimum from the dirtbag male lead) #they play this LA LA LA LA in the bg #MY WHOLE EXPLORE PAGE IS LA LA LA LA RN OKAY #this has a target audience of like 3 people #spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #twiyor #sxf

[greenieflor]

Robin sits on the sink and talks about girls while steve showers and does his hair routine

#stranger things #platonic stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #idk man this just beamed into my head #steve absolutely has a 35 minute hair routine MINIMUM #and thats just hair time in the shower

[moon-mirage]

When I did my drawing of Katniss as the Mockingjay, I thought how much there’s a disconnect between Katniss the character and Katniss as the symbol of rebellion - not only in the books but in the way she’s portrayed in the media. So I wanted to draw something where’s she’s overwhelmed by her Mockingjay persona, the pressure that comes with it and the way she’s constantly monitored by cameras. And since it’s Halloween, it now has some horror vibe to it.

#the hunger games #mockingjay #Katniss Everdeen #Halloween #it’s a bit of a strange idea I guess #but I absolutely love Katniss in the books and the movies only explored the bare minimum #so this isn’t really canon but more a general concept #with spooky Halloween vibes #🎃

[strrwbrrryjam]

listen, listen, listen, karen, grimshaw, sadie, tilly, abigail, marybeth, molly would not be smooth, they are outlaws, living on the run in the wild in the 19th century, they do not have the TIME to shave, they barely have enough time to bathe, it wouldn't even cross their minds when they're worrying about pinkertons, odriscolls and more coming to kill them

what I'm trying to say is let them be hairy, let them have armpit hair and leg hair, let them have bushes, embrace the hairy women I tell ya

#like. karen and sadie is the bare minimum. i know those two would def be hairy. #but the rest of them too. absolutely i will die on this hill #mary wont bc she is a society lady who does have the time #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 karen jones #karen jones #rdr2 susan grimshaw #susan grimshaw #rdr2 tilly jackson #tilly jackson #rdr2 marybeth gaskill #marybeth gaskill #abigail roberts #rdr2 abigail roberts #sadie adler #molly o'shea #rdr2 molly o'shea #rdr2 van der linde gang #van der linde gang #strawberry speaks

[amelia-yap]

AUEGH

#ruby rose #rwby #obligatory tiny distressed ruby #my art #HELLO I HAVE OFFICALLY FINISHED YET AGAIN ANOTHER ONE OF MY SEMESTERS #and holy shit it was the most awful by far #i felt like absolute shit the entire sem and was behind in literally all of my classes #it was so shit that i actually skipped a class because of the stress of being behind on work. which i had never done before. #i am a criminal now lmao i feel so bad #also a little mad at myself because i know i could've done better. i've been doing the bare minimum and cutting corners #which was very noticeable lol #im gonna actually split my upcoming semester this time my ass and health cannot do this anymore #BUT ANYWAY I FINISHED MY SEMESTER RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #COUGHS OUT BLOOD AND SINKS BACK INTO EARTH'S CORE AND EVAPORATES #IM DONE!!! #also my eyes are really red now for some reason #probably from the lack of sleep or the long hours staring at my bloody laptop idk #probably both #yeah i should go sleep now lol bye #ranting in the tags because i don't know how to talk like a normal person lmao #sorry if you read all this nonsense jkdhkfsdhfkhd #but i should be more active around here again!

[pentacass]

#i was JUST starting to crawl out of the brainrot #bloody hell #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #shadowheart #solistre #yzstuff #yzbg3 #but also a properly animated kiss??? *puts this on my blog like a fridge magnet* #no more inexplicably standing on tiptoes to kiss when they're both the same height!!!!!!!!!! #absolute minimum achieved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #(yes i'm just a little salty bye)

[clownsnake]

dumb idiot jokes fill my heart with joy

#which is why I loved this movie #going post #Barbie #barbie spoilers #…….I GUESS #Not tagging this as art cause I put in the absolute bare minimum effort #gloria barbie #stereotypical barbie #doctor barbie #(who’s trans btw B) Hell Yeah)

[xoxoemynn]

Zaslav: I AM BIG MAD SUCCESSION LEFT MONEY ON THE TABLE. 😠 I AM AXING OFMD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THEY STUPIDLY ONLY WANT ONE MORE SEASON. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THAT?!

Also Zaslav: never bothers to release DVDs or more than a smattering of merch despite the fact the show has a rabid fan base and would buy literally ANYTHING if it was actually FUCKING AVAILABLE

#ofmd #DVDs would be the bare minimum?! #and seriously they could go full TSwift levels of capitalism #give me a special edition Blu Ray release with a fuchsia case instead of a standard black one #and absolutely I'll pay an extra $50 #oh there's another version with David doing commentary on every ep? #hell yeah I'll give you another $100 #what the fuck is WRONG with him #how is a man THIS incompetent in charge and making SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

Hey-ho! I'm back again with some Apex Polarity art, but this time it's some designs for the humans' snow gear!

It started out with me just trying to figure out a design for y/n in my little comic, but then I thought it would be fun to also try and visualize the other humans, so here's my take of y/n, Vanessa and Michael! I really like how they turned out, although I don't think I got Vanessa's "patchwork" look quite right, but I still like where I landed. I added a blue scarf and I was really tempted to give her those red goggles, since it would've made her resemble Vanny even more, but in the end I desided against it.

So yeah- nothing too big this time, just something fun and easy!

But to round this off, I will of course credit the wonderful author @naffeclipse who is writing Apex Polarity, which you can go read if you click right here (can 100% recommend, especially if you like stories with a bunch of fluff, mystery and drama~!) and today I give credit to myself for the designs of the humans! ;P

#apex polarity #dca #dca fandom #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #OK SO- I was trying to keep my rambling to a minimum in the main post #but now we're in the tags baby and I am about to RAMBLE!! #So if you're intersted in some extra info/thoughts- tag along! #so one thing I would like to note for y/n's design especially is the coloring choice #the grey jacket was mostly because- you know- ✨y/n-core✨a.k.a. grey #but the rest of the colors are basically the same as eclipse's colors- as a nod to their fated connection (black white red & yellow!) #I also kind of tried to make them look a little bit like a baby penguin- but the colors are inverted- so I guess I kind of failed? XD #but the thought was there! #As for vanessa I said most of it in the main post- except I gave her what I like to call; The Gamer Goggles (⌐■ω■) instead of the red ones #why do I call them that? I have absolutely no idea- so let's leave that and continue! #I designed michael last and he was kind of the easiest to do #the color balancing was maybe a little tricky- but I think the end result looks good! #at the very least he looks like he is ready for the weather AND you won't easily lose track of him in the snowy landscape! :D #I also made him a little fasco logo! #Nothing too fancy- just a happy little fox ready to tag along on an adventure! :3 #and that's about it for these pictures #I was tempted to also add their indoor design in this post (because yes- I also made some indoor designs >:3) #but I've decided to post them on a separate post so I won't ramble too much in this one XD #I mean look at this!!! #the terrible ramble disease strikes again #Will I ever escape it? probably not :P #now thank you so much for reading all of this and I hope you have a lovely day and/or night! XD

[luigismansion64]

really big fan on how easy it is to edit the titles.txt

#dectalk speaking #i should toy more with half life modding. this is like absolute bare minimum modding but ive done model swaps before! #though for source. not goldsrc yet #should i put this in the tags? eh whatever for old times sake #half life