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megashadowdragon · 5 months
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Cenk DESTROYED By Rabbi
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hausofmamadas · 3 months
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SE LA ARRANCA A MORDIDAS | mystery of Amado's anonymous lady-hustlers, solved
Holy father who art in heaven, do I have some fucking cracked ass head-canon nonsense for us to👏🏽 day👏🏽 …………….. let’s get to it shall we??
so idk if anyone anyone being the largely nonexistent narcos fandom aka the void Im speaking into remembers that one scene from Narcos in S3 where sleazy!OG!Amado told that one story about those sex workers who robbed him blind, mid-mamadita?
anyone ..... no?
dwdwdw that's okay bc I brought some visual aids to assist in our collective remembrance of this glorious occasion
The scene starts like this: 👇
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Okay, yeah, right? legendary? legendary. just truly legendary behavior skfjskj on all fronts. but the identities of these social justice warriors— no wait activists— no wait, crusad— er no, patriarchy demolishers? iconic crimies with a penchant for for mid-fellatic felonies like armed robbery have been completely anonymous thus far.
…………… until now.
Bc as always, Narcoverse papis Doug Miro, Andrés Baiz, and Carlo Bernard, never fail to fill in the blanks except when they do cause Griselda left a lot to be desired and this is arguably the best ep of the show which, yeah. it’s never ideal when the best ep of a 6ep limited series is the 2nd one si me entiendes😬😬😬 but we digress because im 99.99999999999999% sure if these two sex workers from Griselda aren’t also the two legends who hustled Amado’s dick money out his pants pockets without having to fire so much as a single shot, I’m fairly certain they’re at least inspired by and carrying the torch aka bottling and distilling that Big Dick Energy to perfection of those brave women.
What gave me this idea? So glad you asked dear reader you didn’t but we’ll just pretend you did cause this my haus KEKW…. No like even I rolled my eyes at my own self for that but i couldn’t refrain either.
It all happened when I was nursing my new obsession with a one, Mr. Darío Sepúlveda a name I would most certainly believe to be fucking fake were he not an irl human bean.
👇👇 THIS slice of sweet, cherry pie right tf here
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And I stumbled upon this one specific part, where the look on this chick’s face is SO FUCKINGKDHDHDGWVE SIMILAR to Amado’s face, when he’s explaining 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇how the burgling commences when the gurgling is interrupted by with an uncomfortable silence, as this chick proceeds to, hog still in mouth, cease any and all throat activity and fuckingskdfjskl just stare. up. at. him.
all 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️
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Like tell me homegirl’s face here👇👇 👇👇 doesn’t look just like it????????????
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YOU CANTSJSHSJSHWUS YOU cANT. EVIDENCE IS IRREFUTABLE.
Anyway. Movingright along.
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So, if aforementioned homegirl is the 🙇🏻‍♀️ from la historia del grande señor de los cielos, then that makes this ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ ... homegirl’s accomplice
with the👇👇sidearm
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and like the general only slightly subtle "I eat dicks like urs for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack" vibes that this duo is serving throughout but esp below bc never will I ever not refer to a fuckboy as mancito from now until I'm in my grave alsdkjfa like MANCITO. THE WAY SHE SAYS IT WITH SUCH ALSKDJFKS CONTEMPT, CAN YOU STAND IT????? makes it so clear in my mind's eye how they could 100000000000%% be the unnamed heroes thieves from Amado's little story
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also full 180 just on the low but can we all moment of silence for this 👇👇 FUCKINGSDLDFJ LOOK ON DARIO'S FACE WHEN SHE CORRECTS HIM, "quien te dijo eso? ... un mancito?" LIKE HE FUCKIGNSLDFKJSLKJ KNOWS, HE KNOWS HE HAS ERRED ON THIS PATH, HE KNOWS HE CANNOT PASS GO, CANNOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS AND HE HAS THE GOOD SENSE TO BE GRACIOUS ABOUT IT AND IMAS;DFLIJA;LWEJF;KAJWE;FAKJ; SFUCKINGS DFKLJSLDF JA;K CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP, INCONSOLABLE. LIKE LOOK. AT THIS. OKAY, THAT A MAN, NO MANCITO
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*smacks own face, jiggles head back and forth, takes deep breath* anyway.... back to the story
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and this is where this prob super unhinged really solidifies bc let's join hands class and pledge alliegance to the most impressive and noteworthy alpha but in the most non-cringe way assertion of dominance I have ever fucking witnessed in all my days. Like, legit the next time i'm into a dude the way i say this like it's not an 'if' bc RIP to my love life lbr fuck all that playing coy, fuck all that flirting. We just gonna get right to the point bc imma climb all over his lap, purr in his face, and ask about his hobbies like it's the 1978 equivalent of a Hinge profile SKSKKSK
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and the next time I am spurned I will absolutely grab his junk in a naked hahahaksdjfk grab for a proper leash power to gain the upper hand in the situation and shame any and all menfolk who claim to not like me bc I'm not their 'type.' which like sksjsjsjs admittedly poor Dario just said that as a pretense to get the chisme from the chick who hates Grislenda bc the look of unconcealed regret on his face when Mistress Mamma Crotch Snatcher Morton gets up seems like a good indicator he would've paid to play with his balls
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BUT LIKE SIDE BY SIDE WITH AMADO GETTING TO THE metaphorical CLIMAX bc I sincerely doubt they let him bust, mid-robbery OF HIS STORY, CAN WE NOT SEE HOW CLEARLY THESE TWO WOMEN WERE THE ONES WHO JACKED AMADO OFF– NO WAIT THEY DECIDEDLY DID NOT DO THAT ALL OF AMADO’S SHIT, LIKE CAUGHT PAPI WITH HIS ACTUAL PANTS DOWN SKSJSB
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and lest any of us were convinced that Lady "Hijueputa Mandona Esa" who hates Griselda wasn't the one holding the gun on Toque, telling Amado she's gonna have her friend chew clear through his disco stick like some froot by the foot, please refer to exhibit B here ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️where she's manspreading for jesus in these fucking hot pants. I mean try to tell me that ain't power. c'mon
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AND THEN THE WAY SHE FUCKINGSLDFKJSL HUSTLES DARIO FOR EXTRA CASH, ALL "you gotta pay me more than that pittance bc yeah, she were a mouthy bitch but I didn't hate her that bad" ensuring he had no choice but to leave a tip, just like our pobre mujeriego, himbo extraordinaire, Sleazy!OG!Amado
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And if this isn't the most iconic reminder to tip your servers, folks which everyone should be doing already I truly don't know what is.
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epiphlyte · 1 year
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golden kitties
design ideas for mothwing and rootspring ! interesting critters. will be back with more polished art soon eheh
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deancasforcutie · 9 months
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watching the deleted (in this case extended) scenes and going insane about how even this early they’re intimately addressing each other like they’ve been friends and confidants for years
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starrysnowdrop · 1 year
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I, the Fury’s Champion, shall test your strength of spirit!
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gorillaxyz · 27 days
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i only like clingy people if its mutual.. like............. urgh if someone was being clingy to me and i wasnt being clingy with them i would not be into iyt. but if i was clingy with them... and they were clingy with me... i think thatd be perfect
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blurglesmurfklaine · 1 year
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it’s actually more than two but I had to leave it bc I started losing count :)
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bongsavior · 9 months
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man what if i changed my url again for the first time since 2017 would that be weird ??
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New Warriors (Vol. 5/2014), #9.
Writer: Christopher Yost; Penciler and Inker: Tana Ford; Colorist: Ruth Redmond; Letterer: Joe Caramagna
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megashadowdragon · 6 months
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Cenk RAGES At Piers Morgan
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Cenk: "Criticism of Israel isn't anti-semitic! Isreal and Jewish people aren't the same thing!" Also Cenk: [hears mild criticism of Hamas] "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE!?!? YOU'RE SICK!!!"
Piers is killing it lately bringing on these "new media" influencers to expose their silliness and "unsafe" thoughts they foster in their audience. Nice to see it's not always a Nick Fuentes or some other WS type character. Time for progressive YT and bread tube to get some sun light shined on their cockroach party.
There are a lot of videos of people in Gaza celebrating during Oct 7th after the attack. One video shows two women in Hamas gear with rifles cheering on Oct 7. In the next video after Israel retaliated those same 2 women are dressed in civilian clothes crying for the camera dramatically. The ugly truth nobody likes to talk about is that Hamas has A LOT of support in Gaza. That being said Israel go far out of their way to avoid civilian casualties, often putting their own soldiers and operations at risk by doing so. This whole finger wagging by the west where they repeatedly lecture Israel on human rights and rules of war is insulting to Israelis. Nobody lectured Zelinsky on human rights violations when Russia invaded Ukraine. Hamas were elected to lead and represent the people of Gaza. Their lives are Hamas’ responsibility. Hamas uses them as human shields so they can push their anti-Israeli propaganda to gullible westerners. It is wild that with all the huge pro-Palestinian protests around the world not a single one had people criticizing Hamas. Westerners who believe the bs that Hamas spews will never understand the region. Groups like Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Isis, etc are all religious groups first and foremost. A lot of the leftists think that everyone in Gaza are all liberal westerners deep inside and that all they want is peace and prosperity. That is a dangerously stupid assumption. Hamas relies on westerners and their media to buy their lies. The other day a Hamas representative compared themselves to George Floyd. They know exactly how to take advantage of dumb western liberals.Show less
I role my eyes at how many times they try to call the electors trump put forward as fake electors rather then what they were actually ( alternative electors) and try to pretend trump contesting the election which people have done before ( 1960 for example not to mention the democrats contesting the electoral college vote count in 2106 ) means he doesnt believe in democracy when the alternative electors were part of the legal process
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Thinking about what an absolute unit Optimus Prime was...
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nonromanceable-npc · 1 year
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Fun fact! Supporting “social justice” is actually meaningless in practice unless you can define what your perception of justice is and what social causes you support. Wether something is “socially just” therefor is entirely based on your own perceptions and agendas. This can lead to a lot of conflict in spaces where everyone thinks they are being “socially just”.
To some people, “justice” is restorative, i.e. an offender can work towards repaying their victim or overcoming their offense. This often involves mediated dialogue between an offender and victim.
To others it is retributive, i.e. punishment for action is seen as imperative. This can be seen frequently in western society. Jail time, cancel culture, and concepts of revenge fall under this label.
How you define justice therefor will entirely alter how your “social justice” looks. The second defining factor is your social cause(s).
Rarely will you be pro every social cause, largely because many do not align and/or the time necessary to properly engage with the causes would be soooo consuming. You can have more than one, but the key is usually choosing a few that are central to your beliefs/character. For most people, causes share themes such as;
Person 1: Supports lgbt+ marriage equality, gender affirming care, and women’s reproductive health (theme gender/sexuality equity)
Person 2: Is anti incarceration, supports removing police from schools, and desires cultural competence and bias training for those in the court system (theme justice reform)
Both of these individuals support “social justice” but there actually supporting incredibly different things! Even if you have two people supporting these same causes, their approach to justice may alter how they promote and envision social change.
You know what’s the most fun part of this? No understanding of “social justice” is technically wrong!
No one thinks they are doing the wrong thing, everyone thinks there approach is best, and it can be incredibly difficult to engage with others when you don’t know the perspectives they are bringing to the “social justice” table.
Just some fun stuff to think about as you continue on your way through life.
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goobiestar · 2 years
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hey you you you you gay little morsel .............
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PENIS EXPLOD
Made poorly just for u!!!!!!!!
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desperatepleasures · 1 year
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I will say one (1) negative thing about the second musical tho and that's that out of its twelve songs, fully seven of them are repeats from the first musical
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mainfaggot · 1 year
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i hate having a homophobic parent who's a doctor 😭 all my mother does is fear monger about gay sex like tbh that's on my to do list you cannot scare the gay out of me..
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