#actually laughed at it for 30 minutes

[exoticalmonde]

Sett The Cake Boss

Made by @arannara who put a little bit too much effort into this

#sett #aphelios #sett lol #sphelios lol #league oe legends #memes #cake boss #lbgtq+ #gay premium #from twitter #actually laughed at it for 30 minutes #settphelios #they're canon and in love btw

[alchemicaladarna]

Me after trying to reassure everyone and myself for three weeks that SURELY QStudios and the Union are discussing and resolving things behind the scenes and SURELY everything was going well because it was the qommunication smp

#qsmp #who was the person that said they just had wii music playing in their head now #because honeslty same #im actually so baffled im just no thoughts head empty rn #idk what to believe anymore #am i in a circus because this all feels like a fucking sitcom fever dream #this is so comically absurd i coudlnt stop laughing for 30 minutes #qsmp admin situation #qsmp discourse

[parameddic]

i am actually so incredibly soft about the way in 'bad call' tk, semiconscious and being poked at by nancy to check if he's dying, mumbles-complains, "Ouch! Please, cut that out."

tk's manners while injured are so cute in the. most incredible way. i don't know, i am just so. ouch! please cut that out :(

#your muse being held captive w tk and he says this and they spend the next 30 minutes laughing at him #(how would your muse respond to hearing this from a semiconscious tk actually would they laugh. i genuinely want responses) #(tell me abt whether your muses would melt as much as i did when i heard it what a NERD) #(what a DORK)

[themyscirah]

If Red Lantern Rankorr has 1000 haters one of them is me. If he has 100 haters I'm there. If he only has 1 hater that is me. If no one hates him I am no longer on this Earth. I hate Rankorr. Fuck that bitch

LMAOO going through my drafts rn and damn I really hated this guy. I mean I still do but idk this is funny to me

#the fact that i have more drafts than followers... #which ok isnt that impressive theres like 30 of you guys but still all my shitty dc drafts #i say shitty but its really just a mix between posts that i feel like i havent read enough comics to back up fully and dont want to seem #ignorant about (comma) stuff thats more shippy than usual (still like incredibly tame though) #and then like the stupidest fuckin future 0 note posts youve ever seen #also like some reading guides and meta in progress but thats split between here and my notes app generally #its so funny though bc i always get my best ideas abt comics like 2 minutes before one of my classes start #and then i forget about it in my drafts #like theres an absolutely devastating (to me) jess one that has like 2 sentences written #which i should like actually write #what was i saying? #oh and theres a lot of reading guides/comic recs thats where i save those #which now after scrolling thru rlly makes me want to read #where tf was this post going again? oh i was laughing at me hating rankorr #if i wrote comics id ressurect him off panel just to kill him again. if hes dead. i dont remember if hes dead but i think so? who tf knows #blah #i can make a vers without my dumb little comment on here btw if anyone actually wants to rb this lol but i doubt it

[victimized-martyr]

15 and 27 for the ask game!

15.Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?

my unpopular opinion uhhhh

Ginger Cow ain’t a good episode. I personally don’t count it as canon and try to forget it exists. Cartman’s entire emotional investment in Kyle depends on his fiery attitude and willingness to rise up to whatever challenge faces him. Kyle ain’t afraid to throw hands and Cartman loves it when he fights back (I think in part, bc he wants his attention. But a good chunk of it’s because he blows up over the smallest shit and it’s so funny to see). As soon as Kyle leaves the picture, or worse, gives in, Cartman gets bored. So why is it that Cartman enjoys a submissive Kyle in this episode?? It doesn’t make sense to me.

I think also, Cartman and Kyle’s dynamic in the ep isn’t fitting for an ep so late in the show’s run. Cartman and Kyle had a lot of development between seasons 10 and 18, so it’s weird to see a season 7 level of animosity between the two here.

I can talk more reasons why I don’t like Ginger Cow but i don’t wanna talk about Ginger Cow more than I need to so it just… the episode leaves a bad taste in my mouth. ‘s like eatin fart or somethn.

27. answered!

#asks #not to sound like a lil bitch but ​ginger cow is just too real for me to laugh at?? i know right #the thing is it’s to straightforward. cartman farts in kyle’s mouth kyle can’t say shit and he just takes it i’m like… where’s the spice … #this was supposed to be a two parter but i can’t recall why it was cut to one episode #not that i feel the premise was strong enough to sustain two 30 min ep— ohh maybe that’s why #anyways if it WAS lengthened it woulda been nice to have cartman be in cagaracter and say. y’know. ‘actually i’m bored and seein kyle like #this sucks ass why does this suck ass so much. (deeply repressed guilt) maybe i should make him swallow my burbs too??’ #stan and kenny felt like last minute reactors to the plot but again idk how to remedy that bc the episode is so…. mmnn #meh #wow. typos galore #’character’ and ‘burps’ goddamnit i can’t type

[whovianwholikesgirls]

As far as self ship lore goes, Jonathan and I deserve to have a cute little wedding in Hawkins before we move to go to school in Seattle. As a treat. I mean come on we’ve known each other since early elementary school being neighbors it’s only the natural progression on things and all our friends can be there 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰 @anything-thats-rock-and-roll @itsfreakingbats @selfshippery @residentdormouse

#yes irl there is a photography school 30 minutes by transit to the grad school program I’m going to irl in September #yes I looked it up for canon purposes #Kate Byers just sounds so cute I have the stupidest grin on my face #kate x jonathan #the escapades of loner boy and his precious kate✨ #REM will be in its infancy so we can hire them as entertainment I’m laughing my ass off #argyle will officiate #Will is the best man to both of us obvs #Jay is best man number 2 #El is Jon’s maid of honor and Max is mine #no we’re never having kids. Jon is the only character I self ship w that is actually compatible w me in canon w the whole child free thing #that guy does not want kids ever. did you see the golfing scene???? it stresses him out so much. #stresses me tf out too just thinking about kids

[mushroomjar]

Favorite rin vocaloid song?

Omg good question! ... Because I can't decide on an answer. Like do I go with Tokyo Teddy Bear? Lost One's Weeping? Abstract Nonsense? Yes I am aware those are all by the same producer oh god

I absolutely adore Daughter of Evil but no mothy songs make it into any of my favorites lists... And I do want to make a special mention to Meltdown because... it's Meltdown...

Ah, I know. Tengaku by Yuuyu-P. Okay actually I'm still debating over that one and all of the Neru ones, but like, take Tengaku as the answer. That song has some of my favorite Rin tuning after all, and I love it so much

Ask game (text is a link)

#i tried to focus on rin-exclusive songs so no remote control or gimmexgimme or any songs that used more vocaloids #tempted to give roki a special mention simply because rin's growl in it gives me life #OMG HOW COULD I FORGET SISTER'S MERCY. like it's definitely not my favorite but it's so good #kagamine rin #vocaloid #circe tag #cat answers #ask game #also like 30 minutes earlier i listened to feather of the four seasons after literally years of having never listened to it and yes i did #cry. you can laugh but please don't tell me that or i will cry some more #oh also there's a song by utsu-p in which i actually mainly obsess over the instrumentals but i do like rin's vocals in it i just don't #remember the name of the song. i think it's the opening song to his album unique

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Promo time!!

:OOOO MARVIN???!?!!?

O.O Clearing his name??

COULD LOSE EVERYTHING ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ???

Why???!?!!

Hmm why?

OPE NEVERMIND THERE'S PROBABLY WHY

YUP o.o xdd

Ohhh noo

WAIT O.O that's going all the way through 😬😬😳

HER J U G U L A R ಠ⁠Oಠ????

Did it perfectly plug it or something????

Ohhh gosh o.o

Yeah there's barely any blood :OO but they don't know why o.o

Y'all that is crazy xdd

But back to Mateo, did he commit the crimes or smth?? And that's why he could lose everything?? I'm so confused 😭😳

I remember seeing something about Mateo dealing with Marvin and saw the subtitles of the first few seconds of the promo when it popped up on my recommended and played a bit muted sometime last week but dang o.o

I was more like :OOO :DD Marvin?? and I can't even remember if I knew it was bad xD I think I skimmed the outside description while looking the episodes up but dang o.o

Anyway WHAT 😳😳😬!!???!?!??

That's the last of my last thoughts, now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

I absolutely LOVED this episode!!! It was SO hilarious :D XDD. There were serious moments, but it was funny like, 80-85% of the time XDD wonderful lol. I liked how even though there were definitely people the storylines focused on (and different levels within that), we still got to see everyone today :DD. That was really nice 🥰🥰. I was hoping we'd get to see Carlos (since it's not always a guarantee) so even though it was only for a bit I'm glad we did :D. And we only saw Paul and Marjan for a few scenes but they were still there :)). Anyway! Great storylines all around :)).

Now it's time for the individual parts!

By the way, since the new episode is tonight this probably won't be very long :). But also, I have less to say on the more humorous episodes anyway lol, so it works out

Paul and Marjan! Didn't see much of them but they were wonderful for what we did. Their strategy of trying to get donations XD Or at least, what we saw, of Marjan talking about the gunshot XD. Y'all crazy 😭 xD. Anyway! I love her :)). And of course! I love him <3. And they were great at their jobs!

Judd and Grace! That first scene XDD. Hilarious lol. They were, as always, adorable 🥰🥰. Also Grace helping out TNT with beating Paragon to the call was gold XDDD. I love her so much lol. Speaking of, she was great at her job, as always :)). Judd was also wonderful at his job :D. And back to that first scene, Judd talking sports with the rich guy xD amazing. I love him lol <333.

Mateo! NANTEO MOMENTSSS 🥰🥰. And I'm sure we'll get more next episode too :D. Quick note on that while we're on Mateo: I am scared o.o ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ. Anyway xD. His whole thing with not actually having read the book and then trying to was great lol xD 🥰. I love him :DD. Also, he was great at his job :)). Lastly, it was fun seeing him throughout storylines - man was just around to hear it lol xD.

Nancy! My girlll :DD. Again, Nanteo momentsss 🥰🥰🥰❤️!! She was also just kinda Around for several parts of Owen's storyline, which I just found funny XD. Also, my girl was fighting for her life against Paragon 😭😭. Seriously though, she had the most insults out of the bunch xD. Honestly a slay though lol. I love her 🥰. And of course, she was amazingat her job :D. I do have to say though, the bloody bus was ridiculous XD. In a good way, but still lol.

TK and Carlos! We didn't see much of Carlos this episode, but he was lovely 🥰. Why was he telling the story of his kidnapping XDD 😭😭😭. That was so out of pocket lol. Hilarious though, especially with TK jumping in about the stalker xD. Anyway, I'm sure Carlos was great at his job lol. I love him 🥰. As for TK, if Nancy was insulting people the most with the Paragon situation, he was the most tired XD. Something would happen and my man would just siiiiigh XD. Lovely, lol. Also I just have to mention (though I did in my liveblog) him immediately running in after the explosion :'). Speaking of, he was amazing at his job! I love him :DD.

Tommy! She was great this episode lol :)). While actually in the field, up till the end, she was very respectful, but nooot any other time XD. So with Nancy as the insulter and TK as the sigher, I think Tommy would be the polite but fed up one lol. I'm sure they were all equally frustrated but my girl was going off whenever she wasn't being polite XD. Anyway lol, she was of course amazing at her job 🥰. And I am SO GLAD Paragon ended up getting sued in the end >:DD. As they deserve 😌. But yeah, she slayed this episode 🥰🥰. I love her <33.

Owen! He was great this episode xD. I don't care THAT much about Owen's love life, but it's always hilarious so I'm cool with it lol. But I did like the consistent characterization in the fact that this man repeatedly puts his foot in his mouth when it comes to women lol. But specifically something he thinks is true and decides to immediately confront them about xdd. Honestly though, even though I was pretty sure she was just being nice, I can kind of see where he was coming from. Again though, my man didn't need to shout it out xD. Anyway, the scene of the 126 finding out was HILARIOUS lol XDD. It's the fact that none of them even seemed that shocked xD. Like, they were invested, but they were kind just like "this tracks, of course it happens to Owen" XD. Anyway, I do hope Owen and this lady (I don't remember her name) work out though :)). Not just for the money lol, I just think Owen deserves to chill romantically for a little while lol. Also I loved his interactions with Matoe :D. I love him :). Owen, that is xD. And, he was great at his job 🥰.

Overall, I really enjoyed this episode! I thought it was absolutely hilarious XD. Seriously, there were barely any serious parts, and most of those weren't even that serious lol. But even though I love me some angst and serious stuff, I really loved the comedy of this episode xD. Especially since it looks like the next one, while it'll have comedy (how can you have something involving Mateo and Marvin and not have it be funny), will have some serious parts o.o. I'm excited though! Scared too, but excited xD. Anyway, I loved both main storylines and all the other little ones as well this episode :)). It was just a really fun episode :D 🥰🥰.

So yeah! I loved this episode, I thought it was great. I'm a bit nervous for the next one! This has been my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 10: Sellouts

It was amazing! I'm definitely excited for the next episode, even if I am a bit scared. I'll be back next week for my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 11: Double Trouble

See you next week!

#9-1-1 lone star #911 lone star #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter #'next week' is actually in 7 minutes lol #but hey!!! I got it done :DD #I've only been doing this fully psying attention for like 15-20 minutes lol and about 30 minutes half paying attention before #that lol so yayy xDD #everything after the first paragraph (like 'now it's time for the individual parts' onward) lol #anyway!!! great episode :DD #hilarious XDD my mom literally ssked me if I was okay at one point #probably laughed weird or something lol #but yeah amazing ep I really enjoyed it :)) #I love you all :DDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️!!! #byeeee :))) 🥰🥰🥰🥰 <333!!!!

[loverboybitch]

me n chloe have been doing this thing where we pretend to knuckle punch each other in the face all the time.//.

#imjustsittinghere #uploads #literally these make me laugh so hard #like its such a stupid bit but its so funny #anyway dancing with my friends is literally the most important thing in the entire world to me #getting a text at like 10:30 last night like come to the disco bar right now. #i literally was just eating so i left like 2 minutes later and i called them on the bus like r u guys already there or #and i guess chlo hadnt seen my reply cause she was like omg r u actually coming .. n a buncha my friends were there n all geeked i was comin #i lov to be a little celebrity to my homies <3 #love to dance my ass off with the girlies <3 like im literally out there throwing it back to abba all night #love that there is a dedicated disco bar on bloor like every friday saturday is disco night and its always insane #religious experiance of partying then going back to someones house and watching Chef (2014) #like we went back to chloes and jordan and his friend went to his place and they texted us a pic of them watching chef as we were too #also showing up to the pre and EVERYONE wearing purple and everyone like wtf shane u always wear purple except for tonight what the hell #like i have such a brand

[fleshdyke]

exploding my math teacher with my mind rn

#theres so many layers to the trish lore #i do not want to call her my math teacher so i am calling her trish. get fucked #like first things first i used to be ‘friends’ with her daughter in like grade 2 and 3 bc we were the same age #but also her daughter like. bullied me. #and she goes to my school now and ive only been in one class with her last year and afaik she’s nice enough now just annoying #and so i’ve been to her house a couple times. i have been in my math teacher’s house when i was like 7 #and her husband is a cop btw. bc of course he is #anyways she treats us like actual 4 year olds despite literally never having taught any younger than grade 9 #and she gave us 4 pages of work each with like 30-50 questions on them and they were all really complicated. ON THE SECOND DAY #and then i laughed at a thing my friend said yesterday one (1) time and two boys were like. quietly talking at the back of the class. #and other than that it was completely silent. but she went on a tangent about how this is an academic course and she expects better for like #5 minutes. like girl first of all we are teenagers what did you fucking expect. were you wanting perfect maturity and professionalism from a #group of 16 year olds. and also she’s been teaching hs math for over a decade like girl you should know this by now… #OH ALSO when i was friends w her daughter my mom talked to her yk bc thats how parents work when youre little #and this mf woman somehow looped my mother into a PYRAMID SCHEME #LIKE… #rambles

[maggot-baggage]

Going through my drafts and i realize i never posted that update about this date i had with this guy last august

#it was a SO FUN but also a complete disaster #i feel bad bc like the first two dates went really well and i was feelin him but i was still like. really not doing good #bc of my job and still getting used the grief at the time so i eas exhausted and trying so hard to mask #anyway that third date we had i was tired i was hurting everywherte for no reason i eas grouchy and yes he still put up with me #which was moreso his anxiety ramping up at my avoidance but we laughed about it later #we were supposed to see a movie but the outdoor theatre he took me to was 4 hours away from my apartment. i didnt bring my phone charger #bc i thought it was the one 30 minutes away so my shit died in the middle of the drive back home. his did too. we were officially lost 4 hrs #away from the city bc we were using google maps up til then. so we were talking otw to the nearest gas station (it was 1am atp) #and i was like Dude im so sorry but i dont think this is gonna work and he was so relieved bc he didnt either #plus he planned to move like a few months later n i wanted sumn a lil longer so we ended up just beim friends afterwards #which was cool bc he was a genuinely neat dude! but we were still lost btw and it was almost 2 so we like #had to share a charger in his minivan charging port and wait til our phones had enough juice to run google again #it was like 5am by the time i got back home i had work later that night and i barely got any sleep #*** if youre out there i hope youre doing ok #i say this like i dont have his snap actually i should hit him up sometime #anyway #mag.txt

[mvnces]

currently cackling at my professor’s introduction video because he’s talking about certain superhero movies & just went “superheroes are supposed to save us but you can’t save anyone if you’re dead”

#( * / out of character ; personal. ) #why does that actually go hard as a quote out of context ?? #but he’s talking about his problems with end/game & bats vs sups <3 #it is 3 minutes into a 30 minute video & I am wheeze laughing

[alastor-simp]

Alastor x Reader - Sleeping On His Lap

Here is my attempt at a Alastor x reader fanfiction. Took me awhile to kinda get into his character so please don't be mad if Alastor seems a bit off. Enjoy!

Sigh, it was another eventful day at the Happy Hotel, or Hazbin Hotel as it was now called as a certain deer demon decided to change the name. You had spent all day doing certain tasks around the hotel such as helping Charlie create posters for the hotel, clean the rooms with Nifty, break up the brawl between Vaggie and Angel Dust as he had pissed her off one too many times and organize the bar for Husk as he was passed out drunk. You could have refused to do these things, but you enjoyed helping people, so it made it all worth it.

You had started working at the hotel after you had saw Charlie singing on the 666 news about the hotel and redeeming demons, only for her idea to be made a laughing stock upon everyone who watched the broadcast. You actually had mixed feelings about the whole redeeming thing, seeing as you weren't sure if someone like you could be sent to heaven, despite not being a very big criminal during your time when you were alive, but apparently doing a little shoplifting is enough to send you a one way ticket to hell. Charlie's words did inspire you a little bit, so even if you felt that you couldn't be redeemed, others probably had a better chance, so you decided to head to the hotel and ask for a job after the broadcast was cut off from the brawl with Charlie and Katie Killjoy. You were hired in a split second and immediately pulled into a bear hug by Charlie, and then introduced you to the others.

Back to the present, you began to feel extremely exhausted from moving around everywhere, so you headed over to one of the rooms with the long couches so you could take a rest. Heading into one of the rooms, you peeped around and saw that no one was there, which made it better as you really needed some peace and quiet. Heaving a deep sigh, you sat down on the couch, turning and falling back, as you laid your body down, with your head facing the front of the couch. "What a long day", thinking to yourself as your eyes slowly began to close and you were lulled into a deep sleep.

**2 Hours Later**

As you were sleeping, you felt the sensation of someone petting your head, the soothing feeling had awoken you a bit, but you quickly fell back asleep at the warm touch. You could feel that you were holding something in your dreams, and you assumed it was one of the pillows on the couch, so you brought it closer to your face and nuzzled it. "Mm, smells nice ", as the scent from the pillow was making you more relaxed, as it reminded you of a being in the middle of a deep forest. After sleeping for 30 more minutes, you slowly began to open your eyes, and try to make out what was in front of you. Expecting to see a pillow, you saw red stripes in front of you, "Huh?" As you were still trying to make out what was in front of you, a loud voice interrupted your thoughts: "Ah, awake now are we?", said a static voice above you. Eyes opening wide, you looked up from your position and saw Alastor staring down at you with his trademark smile. Slowly, you began to piece together that you were laying on his lap, and nuzzled into his chest as you were sleeping. "AHHHH", jumping up from your position, you rolled off his lap, and your body fell to the ground as you stared at Alastor in shock, as he continued to look at you with his glowing eyes, amused at your reaction. "Um, h-how long was I sleeping on your lap?", you softly asked, as your face was red, but your eyes were showing fear, as you remembered that Alastor did not like to be touch, and you happened to hug him in your sleep. "HAHA, For quite a while, darling. It was a very busy day, I assume?", Alastor said as he placed his arm on the armrest of the couch, and his hand against his cheek, smiling even wider.

Nodding your head, you slowly got up from your position, and started apologizing to Alastor, eyes aiming towards the ground and fingers twiddling together. Alastor raised an eyebrow and wondered why you were apologizing, to which you answered that you had hugged him in your sleep, and that he made it very aware that he did not enjoy physical contact from someone unless he initiated it, feeling extremely bad if you made him uncomfortable. Listening to you, Alastor's smile relaxed to a small grin as he looked at you with gentle eyes. He did admit that he was not use to being touch by others, and was quite surprised from the sleep hug, but he didn't detest it as much coming from you, which boggled his mind completely. It must be due to your kind and innocent nature that made him react different around you, as he was used to more of the common riff raff being terrified of him or trying to battle in a turf war, but how you were with him, made his black heart melt.

Feeling that Alastor was upset as he didn't respond to your apology, you quickly excused yourself and began to head over to the door to leave. A loud SNAP was heard and before you knew it, you had been teleported back on to the couch, this time being seated on Alastors lap. "A-Al, what are you doing?!", your face began to become as red as his hair, while your eyes stared at Alastor in shock. Smiling at you, Alastor moved his hand to your chin and tilted your face up: "There is no need to apologize, darling. If I had been upset about you hugging me, you possibly w̩͉͍̱̍̂̉̊o̫̼̐̎̋͜u͚͌l̳̓d̠͉̗͋̔͞'̼̳̣̼͊̏̾̾t͜͝ ͕̱͐͠ḇ̅e̙͗ ͍͓͔̱͍͛̔͌͘͞a̝̜̘̎́͒ḽ͒í̱̙̈́v̧̌e̠͠ ̢̹̜́́̈̀ͅr̲͇̳̅̽͌i̩͈̒̅ĝ̲̦̎ẖ̛̳̲͙̀͌̽͘ͅt͉̅ ͖̞͍̞́̋͛͛ň͚̫̦́͂̿͟o̱͌w̡̕" he said, as his eyes flashed for a second into radio dials. "However! I am not opposed to be touched by you. So no need to apologize, my dear.", Alastor said as he continued to smile at you widely, but his glowing eyes were looking at you softly, letting you know that he was not angry with you. Feeling shy, you turned your head away from Alastor, muttering a soft okay, as your heart was beating rapidly. "Smile my dear!" Alastor said as he moved his hand from your chin to your cheek, to have you look at him again. Baring through the embarrassing situation, you gave Al a small smile, which pleased him. "You always over do it, darling. While Charlie and I appreciate your efforts at helping the hotel, it does no good to work yourself to the point of fatigue. If you are ever feeling exhausted and need a break, don't be hesitant to come find me, as my radio tower is open to you. Understand, my dear?" said Alastor, as he leaned closer towards you, making you flustered again.

Nodding your head was enough to let Alastor knew you understood as he chuckled, while sliding you off his lap, and as he stood up from the couch. "Now then, we should probably head back to the lobby before the others get worried about our lack of presence.", He said, as he straighten his coat out, while turning towards you, extending his hand out for you to take it. "Yeah we should", as you grabbed his hand, and made your way with him back to the lobby. You were still trying to process what just happened between you and Alastor, but you feel like you both have become much closer then before, and you didn't mind it one bit.

#alastor x reader #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel fanfic #fluff #x reader #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon x reader #radio demon #hazbin hotel headcannon #fluff x reader #lap pillow #kawaii #viviziepop #charlie magne #angel dust #Husk #Nifty #vaggie #nap time #sleepy cuddles

[tinylittlecubby]

I just don't trust her judgement. I feel like another person could've said the same thing and I would've agreed...

#thoughts #i trust her judegement in other arenas but when it comes to this for some reason its annoying. #like the issue im having is being solved with less than 3 minutes worth of work and its free #i dont think you can write someone off as not being able to do their job as a whole because of that #like the dentist i went to as a child sure i didnt have pain after but the actual dental process made me cry #and they said to give me laughing gas and freezing multiple times everytime for years #whereas this dentist its just the needle and the process is pain free #i feel like her standards are messed up because her job doesnt let her make any mistakes or whatever #but like the horror stories ive heard from dentist are insane #if i need a bite adjustment that lasts 30 seconds id rather deal with that then a dentist lying to me about having cavities #which dentist have done with patients and do often #and she said that if i need a bite adjustment i would need braces for that #like she doesnt even know what the fuck she is talking about #but that is something i consistently fucking despuse about my sisters is they never liaten to me about factual knowledge #I LITERALLY WORKED IN A DENTIST OFFICE LIKE FUCK LISTEN TO ME

[chibitorra]

Why is it

So

Fucking

HARD

For some people to be polite to other people in public spaces?!

#im getting so sick of rude people #if one more person moves into my space without saying excuse me im gonna scream #or blurts out random nonsense without saying hi to make sure i see them #or just blatantly takes feom the display im working on instead of the pule of produce i have set aside #and not only that but laughing about it while they destroy my hard work #haha oops im destroying your display you worked so hard on teehee #<- an actual thing someone said to me not 30 minutes ago #im so tired #working with the public is hard

[shinuko]

promise ring

#: tattoo artist boyfriend!geto, fluff, gn!reader, implied college au, gojo cameo

wc: 1.4k

tw/cw: unusally suggestive (my brain was in the gutter…), the f word (f*ck, a couple times), use of pet names (baby, sweetheart)

“ya like it up there?” geto chuckles, setting his book down above his head. he’s lying on his back, using his hands as a pillow, as he watches you. your legs are straddling his waist and you’re tracing the tattoos that decorate his chest. you hum, curling your fingers to scratch softly at his skin. “mm…” he groans, “mercy, baby, they’re healed but still a little… mmh… tender...”

“yeah?” you tease, letting your fingers slide lower down his abdomen, “then what about here?” you’re inching closer to his waistband when he flips you over, caging you underneath him, his hand pulling you close from the small of your back. his gaze drops to your lips and he licks his hungrily. 

“fuck around and find out,” he grins, “you fucked around, so now you get to find out.” you didn’t get a chance to retort as geto quickly closes the space between you, trapping your mouth with his and hands wandering every part of your body. he’s lifting your shirt, the tantalizing skin of your stomach peeking through, and trails kisses down from your jaw to your neck, collarbone, and then chest, looking up at you before continuing any further. “this okay, sweetheart?” he presses a kiss against your stomach, “do you want me to stop?”

your fingers find his hair, keeping his head in place, and you arch your back, chasing the feeling of his lips brushing against your skin again. “no,” you breathe, “keep going.” too caught up in the pleasure rippling across your body, you don’t register the sound of the door unlocking.

“what the fuck- suguru, why didn’t you- ohhh, i see… nevermind! carry on!” gojo quickly turns on his heel and walks out, the door slamming shut behind him. geto lets his head fall into the crook of your shoulder, sighing when you leave a few comforting strokes on his hair, before heaving himself up to retrieve his roommate. after he leaves, you sit up, fixing yourself, and bring your knees up to your chest, waiting for their return. 

“honestly, satoru, why do you have a phone if you don’t even use it?” you hear geto grumble as he unlocks the door. 

“i’m sorry! i just didn’t see it! hey y/n.”

“yeah, yeah. whatever… sorry ‘bout that, baby,” he says, sitting down beside you, “looks like we got ourselves a guest.” he glares pointedly at gojo, who crosses his arms in response and sticks out his tongue at geto. 

“this ‘guest’ also happens to pay half of the rent here, you know,” gojo huffs, muttering, “i should’ve stayed in the library longer…”

“yes you should’ve, why didn’t you?” 

“because i was getting hungry and tired,” he shoots back, “anyways, let’s get takeout. what would you like to eat, y/n?” 

“oh, uh, how about sushi?”

“i want ramen.”

gojo hums, “okay, sushi it is. sprite okay with you, y/n?” tapping away at his phone, gojo quickly finishes putting in the order and rises from his spot on the couch. “i ordered it, and it's gonna be 30 minutes. please keep the noise to a minimum… i’m gonna take a nap, wake me up when it’s here.”

geto scoffs, rolling his eyes, as you laugh. the door closes behind gojo with a soft click. geto pulls out his ipad, opening the application he uses to sketch tattoo designs. you lean your head on his shoulder, peeking at the screen, and look at his drawings—this one looks to be a spine tattoo.

“is that for you?”

geto sighs, “for a client. he wanted something symbolic, has something to do with his girlfriend or something like that…”

you notice the wrinkles forming from his furrowed brows, “hm... so, what are you thinking about?”

“...tattoos based on relationships are dangerous,” he murmurs, adding more lines to his design, “and if things go wrong, it gets very difficult. i don’t understand why they would do that to themselves. don’t you think it’s stupid?.”

“i think it’s pretty sweet actually,” you say, “you’re making that conscious decision even while knowing the consequences. pretty telling about their determination and loyalty, don’t you think?”

geto hums, still touching up the design, “...if you say so, baby.”

—

“feel free to talk about something. it might help with the pain.” geto smiles sympathetically at the man lying down in the chair. 

“what… would i even talk about?” the man asks through gritted teeth. 

geto wipes away at the excess ink, examining his work, “what about why you’re getting this tattoo? you said it had something to do with your girlfriend?”

some of the pain seems to disappear from his face, and a shy smile stretches across his lips: he’s obviously lost in thought about his girlfriend. “it’s a reference to one of those k-dramas that she’s been watching lately. before we got serious, we were watching this one called ‘guardian’ something… the title is too long for me to remember,” he chuckles, “but the flower the guy gives the girl—buckwheat flowers—it means ‘lover,’ and it got me thinking about my relationship with her. and it just hit me, like, it’s her. i want to spend the rest of my life with her.”

“buckwheat flowers…” geto murmurs softly, “they mean ‘lover,’ you say?”

“yeah. at least according to the drama they do. didn’t really google it to check. and so that’s why i wanted to get that bouquet tattooed on me. it also has her favorite actor, so naturally she really loves the show too.”

“i see…” geto stops working on the tattoo completely, “i know i already asked you this before we started, but are you really sure about this tattoo? what if… things go wrong? it’s not too late, i could improvise the design right now and get you something that you might be happier with in the long run.” 

the man blinks, “no, but i understand your concern. it must be frustrating to spend hours on tattoos only for it to become meaningless the next day…” geto stays silent, staring at the quarter-finished tattoo, so the man continues, “i love her, and i’m choosing her. you know that ring ceremony thing that those engineer people have? how the ring is supposed to remind the engineer of their obligation or something like that? i want the tattoo to be like that. i want it to remind her that i’m choosing her and that i’m promising her my forever, and i want to remind myself that she’s who i want and that the thing we’ve built together is worth it for me.”

“i… never thought of it like that,” geto admits, picking the pen back up and preparing to start work again, “should i continue?”

“...how about a 5 minute break?” the man asks, tone hopeful, beads of sweat trailing down his forehead.

geto laughs, “you got it.”

—

“hey, what’s this?” you grab at geto’s hand, peering at his latest tattoo, “a line?”

“a band,” he corrects, “got a little bored at the shop today, so i just did it.”

you look up at him quizzically and he shrugs. it was a simple black stripe that went around his ring finger. flipping over his hand, his palm facing you, you continue to study the tattoo, when your eyes widen at your newest discovery. “suguru…” your voice comes barely above a whisper, and a hand comes up to cover your mouth, “my initials?”

geto glances away, cheeks flushing, as he scratches at the back of his head sheepishly, “yeah, i uh… yeah.” 

“weren’t you the one who said that people who tattoo something of their partner’s are a different level of idiotic?” you say,  quirking an eyebrow and a playful smile curling the corner of your mouth. 

geto hid his face in his other hand, “don’t remind me...”

you thumb the tattoo thoughtfully, “were you thinking about me?”

“i’m always thinking about you.”

you smile at that, meeting his steady eyes, “when you did it, i mean.”

“i don’t think that changes my answer,” geto says, raising an eyebrow, a teasing glint in his eyes. 

you pretend to glare at him, straightening up and crossing your arms over your chest. “...just shut up and kiss me already,” you tell him, and he obliges immediately, pulling you in close and kissing your lips sweetly. coaxing your mouth open, he turns his head to deepen the kiss. he presses his forehead against yours when he pulls away, your lips parted still as you catch your breath.

“my forever,” he tells you, voice barely audible, but you can still hear him clear as day, “it’s yours.”

you smile, “i know.”

he wraps his arms around your waist, hugging you close, and rests his head on your shoulder, “and your forever is mine.”

“it is.”

koi's notes: okay but did they get the sushi though??? 🧐🧐 anyways dedicated to @omgeto and a huge thank you to emp and mothe (@planetxiao) because i love and appreciate y'all so very much

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