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wingedpikmin · 2 months
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Helping flood people's dashes with transition timelines!
Left: 4 years before HRT
Right: 3 years after HRT
Transition saved her miserable ass. Love and support transwomen today.
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fioras-resolve · 1 year
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ah, yes, the scalene triangle.
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ah yes, let me just share this very tumblr specific meme on idk facebook or some shit. i’m sure my relatives would love classic tumblr memes. which tumblr meme would be your relatives’ favorite meme? i’m sure my uncle would love the scalene triangle, and just wait til i tell my grandma about vanilla extract
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not-the-drones · 2 years
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Ah yes
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maeborowski · 7 years
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there's no more I can do........ ur a triangle now.....
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fanonical · 3 years
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arthur weasley is years behind on memes but he's catching up, he just got round to 'ah yes, the scalene triangle'
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mmc-art · 7 years
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Who is more dapper?? *o*
Or more like, who is meaner and more evil and DOESN’T LET ANYBODY HAVE A NICE TIME
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mothmansystem · 3 years
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Dirks 18th Bday party
¤one time, for dirks 18th, all the human kids planned a surpirse party for him
¤all of the kids except dave hid
¤when dirk walked in, dave looked him at him dead in the eyes and said, "ah yes, the scalene triangle"
¤b4 dirk could reply, john came out from hiding and said repeated dave, in unison with each other, just a bit louder than before
¤without missing a beat, jake came out next, and all 3 of them moaned, "Ah~ yes, the scAlene triAngle!~"
¤this went on until all the kids came out of hiding and were scream moaning "AH~ YES~, THE SCALENE TRIANGLE~!"
¤once dirk realized what was happening, he tried to abscond many times
¤unfortunately for him, the alpha kids boobytrapped all the exits with neverending pumpkin pies
¤the beta kids had no idea about the traps
¤by the end of their little joke, dirk had sprung literally all the traps
¤to the point where dirk was barely recognizable
¤he was all pie, no longer human
¤thankfully, dirk and everyone had a good laugh about it, and ate cake and watched anime most the night
¤the cake was definitely mlp
¤to make it up to dirk, they all wore rainbow dash onesies (dirk included) and ended the night watching a mlp movie
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Aaand here’s what I’ve been working on! Sorry it’s a day late, I’m a bit slow at drawing. It’s not really that good. That background is waaaay too plain. Well, it was fun either way. Hope you enjoy looking at it as much as I enjoyed making it! c:
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nachosforfree · 5 years
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i still like swap dee more than canon patton sorry not sorry. but also just imagine swap virgil picking up swap dee like: “ah yes, the scalene triangle.” and dee’s like: “that’s the weirdest gay thing you’ve ever done”
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Dnhf
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a-goddamn-fool · 4 years
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Like this if you remember ah yes the scalene triangle
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so. i’ve finally started on the firehouse 501 project; naturally, i decided that my starting point would not, in fact, be the firefighters, but would actually be a primarily social media/chat fic taking place in the second generation’s sophomore year of high school, because that’s a natural place to start the timeline...
anyhoops, full fic probs won’t be posted for a while, but have some snippets under the cut
GROUP: The Skywalker Family! The Family Skywalker!
Dadakin: HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SOPHOMORE YEAR L&L!!!!! [confetti][confetti][confetti]
Luke: Thanks, dad!
Leia: tysm!
Dadakin: I’m super upset that I can’t be there this morning but know that I love you both and am giving you tons of hugs and kisses and just being a generally embarrassing father
Leia: omg dad… I’m so embarrassed……..
Dadakin: HI EMBARRASSED I’M DAD
Luke: dad you know she did that on purpose, right?
Leia: shh let him have this
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Ezra: are you here yetttt Kanan couldn’t drive me this morning and only heathens take the bus so hera dropped me off on her way to work but now im super early and youre my only friend so like… get here soon bls
lesabine: t-4 minutes
lesabine: tristan’s low-key freaking out rn tho so i’m enlisting you to help him find his way around
Ezra: OH YEAH IT’S T-DAWGS FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL
lesabine: never call him that again
Ezra: they grow up so fast :’)
lesabine: why are we friends
Ezra: bc kanan and hera were convenient babysitters when ur parents were busy and we were too lazy to meet people who weren’t our next door neighbors?
Ezra: also bc u love me and would never trade me for the world uwu
lesabine: i’ve definitely thought about it
Ezra: D:
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Snapchat from: Ezra B.
[photo: a selfie of Ezra making an incredibly silly face, with a filter that makes his eyes big and gives him stereotypical “nerd glasses”.]
 HAPPY FIRST DAY OF HELL, T-DAWG!!
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Snapchat from: T-Dawg Wren
[photo: a selfie of tristan looking rather concerned]
Thanks, I think?
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Luke Skywalker created the group Genre Project
Luke Skywalker added Jai Kell, Ezra Bridger, and Zare Leonis to the group
Luke Skywalker: i know there’s a 98% chance that we’re not going to do this project until the last minute, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
Zare Leonis: no, it’s a good idea Luke! We can at least pretend that we’re not going to procrastinate.
Ezra Bridger: i have never procrastinated a day in my entire life
Jai Kell: whythefuckyoulyin.vine
Jai Kell: i think our english 9 final project begs to differ
Ezra Bridger: bold words coming from Jared, 19
Ezra Bridger renamed the group them book bois
Zare Leonis: please don’t make me already regret this decision.
Luke Skywalker: retweet
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ya boi ezzy b: bean
ya boi ezzy b: sabine
ya boi ezzy b: sabine iolani wren
ya boi ezzy b: im having a CRISIS and ur IGNORING ME
bean: yes, ezra?
ya boi ezzy b: there’s a CUTE BOY in my english class and APPARENTLY he’s my partner for a SEMESTER LONG assignment and oh my god bean his smile is SUNSHINE PERSONIFIED and I CANNOT COPE
ya boi ezzy b: im just a DOC (disaster of color)
bean: alexa play despacito
ya boi ezzy b: i cant believe i trsuted u with my life
ya boi ezzy b: top 10 anime betrayals
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Unknown Number: hey girl! Its leia from english [smiley]
[[---------> Unknown Number } Add to Contacts } Leia Skywalker]]
Sabine: hi leia! ready to suffer through this together?
Leia Skywalker: lol, we’ll do our best. Though to be fair, Kenobi’s not bad at all.
Leia Skywalker: he is my uncle though, so i may be a little biased…
Sabine: wh,,,, he’s your,,,,,,,
Sabine: please tell me you have tea to spill
Leia Skywalker: oh girl i have SO MUCH TEA
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wombmate: AT LAST, THIRD HOUR IS UPON US
wombmate: IT’S BEEN SO LONG
Leia: luke it’s barely been two hours
wombmate: MY CROPS ARE DYING, LEIA
Leia: I’ll save you a seat, weirdo
Leia: also, purple haired new best friend has pre-calc with us too so you get to sit by us!
wombmate: what would i do without you
Leia: die, probably
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Leia Skywalker created the group Ah, the Scalene Triangle
Leia Skywalker added Sabine Wren and wombmate to the group
Leia Skywalker: now we can all cry over pre-calc together :’)
Sabine Wren: maybe the real law of cosines was the friends we made along the way
wombmate: we may be suffering, but at least we’re suffering together uwu
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Ezra: are you on a call right now?
parental figure: nope, just cleaning the rig. Aren’t you supposed to be in class?
Ezra: yeah, sorry, nvm, it’s nothing
parental figure: is everything okay?
parental figure: Ezra?
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cakesandfail · 5 years
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tell me more about these things you call "triangles"
some facts about triangles:
three corners, like a pirate hat
nacho shape! delicious. also toast, dairylea, and the green ones in quality street
if you put them pointy end down they make a V and that’s the gothest letter, which makes triangles the gothest shape
ah yes, the scalene triangle
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quixoticrobotic · 6 years
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people act like zendaya is meechee is useless random garbage but remember when there was a video that was just a picture of a triangle with a guy shouting “AH YES, THE SCALENE TRIANGLE” and for some reason we decided it was the funniest thing ever
guys our memes were trash. the new gen has better memes than we ever did
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solareveille · 5 years
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AH YES THE SCALENE TRIANGLE
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Study Session
((Based upon my friend’s pic, @caelusprime, though it’s loosely based off of it. Enjoy))
High School, many call it the “creation of your future careers” or “root of your careers.” Some find it ridiculous, but others find it a serious matter; colliding these two, there might be problems. Obviously. Most/Some schools are technically self-separated by known social groups like the jokes, tech-savvy geeks, hipsters/hippies, the drama geeks, & of course Goths.
You maybe asking, “who is the main thing on this story.” Well first of all, it’s not the social group. It’s one person, one male in this school. He goes by the name of Max.
Maxim or Max qualifies himself “not belonging to the spectrum” of his peers. The reason is unknown, but he’s a nice kid in general, then again he does have his mean nice. His peers call him weird at the most, but he prefers eccentric.
Max is a geek of History, he’s decent on anything involving Reading, Language Arts, & English Writing. Despite that, he has a problem with things like Science & Math; he finds those subjects not interesting enough for him & he tends to do poor on them.
His parents & teachers are worried about him, so every end of the school day he goes to tutoring in his school’s library. His tutor, named Ellody Nakajima, is indeed smart & very understanding upon Max’s troubles. She make sure that he gets the certain key points & all she cares about if he gets a good degree when he graduates.
But one problem: Max has a crush on Ellody.
Whenever Max is aroused, he usually tries his best to hide it & suppress it, but of course that’s bad for his health. Whenever he’s near her, he just started to think explicit thoughts about her. Though she is older than him, but he doesn’t care, he wants her. Only her.
Even though she’s married.
Max’s tutoring is settles at Ellody’s house, her home was nice & feels comfortable for him; of course, he feels more “comfortable” around her. When he got there, he see’s that only one car is left on the drive way. Indicating that her husband left. He knocks on the door, he waits till an answer, which was Ellody opening the door. She smiled, seeing him, she was wearing a her usual clothing of a black shirt & jean shorts. Her shirt was rather a bit tight that show off her cleavage.
She said, “Hi Max, ready for some tutoring.”
He nodded in response,”Mmhmm.”
“Awesome! Get inside.”
She stepped aside to let him in, he went inside & then she leads him to her office; Max placed his working stuff on the desk, Ellody sitting next him. They went to work.
After an hour of tutoring & Max having some “distractions” of work, things was about to wrap things up. When Ellody was talking to him about Geometric functions, he was “staring into space” or in this case: staring into her cleavage.
Ellody noticed that he wasn’t paying attention, she snapped her fingers around his face, “Hey, hey, pay attention please.”
He shook his face a bit, “S-s-sorry Mrs. Nakajima.”  
“Good, okay so getting back to this. So, the 3 triangles are scalene. All three have an X, we need to find the X on all three. Do you know how to find the X on all three.”
“Ohh..uhhmm..”He flustered a bit, stammered, trying to get an answer out of his mouth. Though, he did had some quick glances on her cleavage, he blushes. He looks down a bit, “M-m-mmaybe to see if they a-add to one 180?”
“Good, good & what are the rules to do find the actual number?”
He thinks for a bit, after a long minute, he said, “Is one of them the ‘Sin’ rule?”
“Yes, & the other one is called?”
“Uhhhmm...C-’cosin rule’?”
“Yes, good, now let’s solve.”
After the questions, Ellody helped him with the rest of Geometry work. Max gathered his finished work & was about to stand up, but Ellody grabbed his arm & looks at him. “Max, I...I know you have feelings for me & I know you’ve been looking at my cleavage for half of these sessions.”
Max blushed madly in embarrassment, he thought that his tutor thinks that he’s a pervert for doing those things.
“Is there something you want to tell me? Be honest.”
Max was blushing more, looking down again, he came out, “I-i-i loved you s-since I saw you for the first day. I didn’t mean too, but I just c-can’t help myself. I think you’re a beautiful lady...” he looks up at her, “P-please don’t tell my parents, I promise not to do it again.”
Ellody took his answer, she inhaled deeply. “Max...you’re cute & all, but I’m married & an adult. You’re 17 & I can’t do--”
She was cut off by Max grabbed her by the waist, pulls her towards & he gave her a big kiss on the lips. Her eyes widen by the sudden action. Max pulled back, looks at her. Realizing what he did, he gathered his stuff & left the room. But before he could, he was pulled back & Ellody returned the kiss by a slap on the face. After a second, she kissed him back, but hers was longer.
As the kissing came along, Ellody was grabbing his groin, giving it a soft squeeze to get him erected. He was grabbing her by her rear end, groping her plush, buttcheeks; making her moan.
Each other lead to the bed, Max was the first one to fell onto the bed. Ellody pulls herself away from the kiss, looking at his face. “Ready for it big boy?” she said in a seductive tone. He nods in response. Ellody sexually smirk, she lowers down, kneeling in front of him as he sits up; seeing her undoing his belt.
She unzips his pants, gets her hand in his boxers, gently stroking the base. “I can feel you got a nice girth, but I guess that’s usual for a teen.” she says, looking at him. Max stuttered, “Uh-uhh, yeah I guess, never r-really pay attention to that stuff.”
“Pfft, you did pay attention to my breasts rather than your work silly boy.” she giggled, he blushes more, face being red. She smiles, pulling his penis out. Looking impressed by the size & width, “Nice length & nice thickness, but let’s see you know how to use it.” she jerks him off as licking upward on the shaft to the tip. Licking circular on it.
Max softly placed a hand on her head as she toys around with his member, moaning softly, feeling heated from all the pleasure that his tutor is giving him. Ellody massage his balls as sucks his tip, which she then slides her head down further on it. She bobs her head along the shaft, making a deepthroat.
Though, Max was a virgin, & he was taking it real nice. Enjoying the pleasure with each second of it, “O-oh God...Where did you learn how to do this?” he asked, which Ellody pulls out & answered, “Well, my husband of course, but I did also had a bit of a phase back in College. Y’know, gloryhole & all that.”
“Whoa, never knew you were like that.”
“It’s a secret, but don’t tell my husband, he might flip.”
Max nodded in agreement. Still being hard, Ellody removes her glasses, & her shirt & her bra to expose her wondrous curves. Max’s reaction, “Wow, nice rack Mrs. Nakajima.”
She giggled, “Call me Ellody, silly” she slides her breasts to sandwich his cock, he moans a bit, “These are really soft..E-Ellody.”
“Why thank you, your member isn’t bad as well”, she smiles moving her breasts up & down on his cock. Max moans as she does, leaning back, enjoying the pleasure that an adult woman is giving him. Ellody’s suction was hard, but delicate. Her tongue was, in her mouth, licking all around his shaft to. She can feel his penis twitch & throb. Max was about to tell her, but she placed a finger on his mouth. She pulls out & looks at him, “Don’t think about it cumming yet.” she says in a seductive tone again, but this time it was like she was wanting it.
Max gulped, as he see’s her standing up, thus in a teasingly matter removing her shorts & her panties in front of him to excite him more. She smiles as getting on his lap, wrapping her arms around his neck. His cock is in between her well-rounded buttcheeks & her soft breasts up close to his chest. “Ready for it big boy?~”
Max nodded. Ellody lifted herself up & then slide his cock in her warm, wet vagina. Max hold her waist as he moans, Ellody moans as well as she slid down further. She pants as she rides him, moaning & panting in bliss. She then push him by his chest to the bed, “Enjoy the ride, but next time you’re taking lead.”
“O-okay.” he was still holding her waist even if he was laying down. He watched as his tutor rides him, seeing her breasts bounce makes him more arouse. He was having problems holding it in, but he didn’t want to disappoint his tutor.
Ellody moans & pants as she jumps up & down, making his cock rubbing her sweet spots in her vagina.
They were going at it for a few minutes, longer than five minutes though, more than 10. Max started to speak, “Ah shit, I think I’m gonna cum.”
Ellody pants, looking down at him, “It’s okay, just release it all. Do it together.”
“Okay Ellody.”
Max sits up, grabbing her waist & thrusts up faster. Ellody clings onto him, moaning more. “Ah! yes! fuck me good!”
He grunted, thrusting more & more. Then with one hard thrust, balls deep, he releases his sperm in her. Both let out a sigh in bliss, Max panted. Still holding each other.
“Good boy, Max. You’re a good boy.” she commented, Max smiled a bit.
After some time, they both cleansed, Max put on his clothes back on & Ellody just remained nude, since she wanted a shower. “Hey, ever thought of having sex in a shower.”
Max answered as he was buckling his belt, “I-I dreamt of it, but I can’t for now. I have to get home or my parents will get suspicious, I’ll just tell them that we did extra work. Okay?”
Ellody nodded, “Okay, I understand. But remember, we are not gonna do this every time okay? It has to be a ‘rewarding type’ thing. If you got good grades, we’ll do it, okay?”
Max nodded, “Okay, I understand...Though, do you usually do this type of thing with your husband?”
“We used to, but since he had cancer, the only thing to make him live is by getting an operation that involves him getting a sex change operation. Ever since then, we tried to do things to make it work; even sex, but it always never been the same. Though of course now it’s good, but sometimes I need a dick once in a awhile. Dildos are fine, but...I need the real thing.”
“Oh.” he looks down a bit, rubbing his shoulder, “Sorry to hear about your...wife, but I hope you two will manage to do it.”
“Hey, it’s fine.” she smiles, going up to him, kissing his cheek. He smiles lightly, blushing. “Umm, i-is it okay If umm..We do this, with..your wife?”
Ellody giggled, “I don’t think ‘she’ wants to do it right now, but maybe next time; she’s still getting used to it.”
Max nodded in agreement, he gathered his stuff. Saying good bye to Ellody. As he walks out of the room, he bumps into Matsuki. “Oh-oh, sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
Matsuki crossed her eyes, “It’s okay, I just got home. You usually left before I got here, is there something up?”
Max answered quickly, “N-no, we just thought of we can squeeze in extra time with my work y’know. See you later, Mrs. Nakajima.”
Matsuki rolled her eyes, “Call me Matsuki, ‘Mrs. Nakajima’ is my mom.”
“Oh sorry, well I gotta go home now.” he walked out of the house & went home. Matsuki watches him go, & enters the room to her wife in the shower.
Technically, Matsuki knows what the two don’t know, yet. She happens to arrive home early & heard the moans of the two in the bedroom. She peeked on them & saw her own wife having sex with a 17 year old. She wanted to confront them, but instead she enjoyed it. She hid herself, & she started to self-please herself as she hears the moans of the two are going at it.
Typically, she reached climax when the two did, she heard about them talking about her & him wanting to do it with her & Ellody. The thought made her blush, & excited.  
She acted like she got home & she went along with Max’s bluff. When she entered the room, heard that Ellody is in the shower. She stripped off of her clothes & went in with her.
Matsuki surprisingly spoken, “Hi there sweetie, was the kid good?”
Ellody jumped, but she calmly answered, “Oh, he’s doing okay, progressing like any other teenager these days.I just wonder why is it hard for him to understand geometry.”
Matsuki snorted, “Hey, some people are like that. They need people like us to make them feel great.” she smirks when she said “great”, which was in a seductive tone. She went up to Ellody & grab her breasts. Ellody yelped, “Ohhh, frisky huh?” Ellody says it seductively. The two smirk & then they made out in the shower. Though they did ended up being intimate in the shower, but they continued it on the bed.
Max walked home & his day went by usually. He went to bed.
Happy, at least.
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